#as a 5’9’’er who would not even speak to a man over 5’8’’ know that i ride for yo

[hyrude]

i didnt like wicked much for a lot of reasons but for some reason what im most fixated on is that the munchkin boy character was 5’7”. he’s like standing on books bc hes so short but the actor is 5’7” and visibly taller than all the women in heels. we cant even cast an actually short guy for the role of “short guy”???? i have sympathy for the true short kings of the world. your time is coming