#as Jacob

[psychologeek]

You, Jumbler!! Any batfans? (Tag your Jewish batfriends :) )

May I present to you prompt (i got kinda tired in the middle. So good luck 🤞)

Tzofnat

Once upon a time there was a man who had four (or eight, or twelve) sons and as many daughters.

And his children were strong and brave, and each had their own talent: one was talented in the art of war, one was smarter then any man. Another good in judgement, and another a great marchent.

...

(yada yada yada)

Anyway, there was a little Shit kid that was smart and lack of tact.

His siblings includ: an overprotective tired that just want everyone to be happy ; a happy-to-fight that could summon a magic sword* ; a favoured child ; and more

Unfortunately, being a smartass and one of the youngest, while telling ppl you are better than them, doesn't really make them like you.

Hence - one day, some of the siblings come back with their brother's teared and bloody dress:

"father!", They cried, "look what we found!"

And their father cried, for he knew his loved child's dress. And he grieved, for he knew his son was long gone.

"a beast killed him", he said, "a beast ate my son". And he grieved for many years, and he never let his youngest out of his sight, and there was no comforting him.

(unknowingly, his brothers sold him as a slave. And he learn a lot, and rose up for he was clever and all who met him sang his praise).

Years later, and the bad days came. Hunger and plague and death haunted the land.

So said the father: go search for food, assistance, for any help we could get.

And so they went

(things, they come to the land where the Brother is now the Vazir - second to the king/ruler/etc.)

But they don't now him. It has been years, and last they saw him, the brother was a child (beaten to the ground, drugged away by traffickers).

...

(he make them bring the youngest, fraim him for trying to steal something expensive. Tell them the thief have to stay with him, as a slave. They get pissed, Staby get his hair-sword rise up)

and so the Vazir said: "all men should leave this place!".

(and the brothers fear)

And then he face them, and tell: "I know your brother, the one you sold so many years ago. He did well, and got a high position in our king's place. All I did? Was trying to see if the youngest is safe."

(and they are shocked, and confused, and happy and mostly scared. Because the Vazir said their brother is an important man, now. He can pay them back for all they did.)

And so called the Vazir: "Yosef!". But there wasn't any answer.

And he called again: "Yosef!". And again, nothing happened.

And as he seemed to call for the third time, he got up from his throne and approached them. And his words weren't loud, but quiet as he said:

"i am the brother you sold".

(and they tell, the cry from this room was heard on the other side of the land).

...

* "(Yehuda) had one bristle upon his chest, and when he became angry it would pierce (his shield).."

(It's actually an interesting Midrash, especially if you think of young Damian/post-pit Jason )

I think you may like it: @a-witch-in-endor @batfamincorrect @

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

[rhinco]

tragedy that i haven't seen anyone post this clip from the latest make some noise

[itsgonnagetinspiringsoon]

FUCK

[randommultifandomrants]

Being a girl is: wanting to go to bed early but deciding to just get on tumblr/wattpad/Ao3 for a little bit and then end up finding a fic series that you really like and read until well past your usual bedtime then keeping on because it’s already past your bedtime. Then being mad when you wake up in the morning because you overslept your timer.

[cruel-seduction]

It’s like a full-blown addiction, but instead of drugs or booze, it’s this fictional guy who’s got her wrapped around his finger. She knows it’s fucked up—knows she’s out here daydreaming about someone who’s not even real—but who cares? This guy? He’s everything. He’s charming in the worst ways, flawed in every possible sense, but there’s just something about him that has her hooked. He doesn’t even know she exists, but she’s ready to fight anyone who says a word against him. Seriously, she’ll defend his honor like it’s a fucking life-or-death mission.

He’s a goddamn trainwreck, but he’s her trainwreck. She’ll put up with all his baggage, his emotional scars, his dark sides, because somehow, that brokenness makes him feel more real to her than any real guy could. He’s messed up, but she’ll fix him in her head every single time. Maybe it’s that thrill of knowing he’s dangerous and untouchable that makes him even more irresistible. He might break her heart in a hundred ways, but it’s the kind of heartbreak that makes her feel alive, even if it hurts like hell.

And it’s never gonna happen, right? She knows that. He’s not gonna waltz into her life and sweep her off her feet. But it doesn’t matter. Because she gets to have him on her terms—no messy reality, no awkward first dates, no risking her heart for real. He’s always there when she needs him, in that perfect little bubble of fantasy she’s built for herself. And maybe she’s a little crazy for it, but at least with him, she’s never disappointed. Every time she replays his scenes, reads the fanfics, imagines their future together—it's like a high she can never quite shake. She knows it's all just a mindfuck, but she’s never felt more alive.

[divorcedtom]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022 - )

Little Birdie Lu's caught in a trap. But she's flapping her wings and getting free!

[finalatomicbuster]

Don Jacobs photographed by Body Image Productions (1995)

[starberrysap]

the interview with the vampire cast are so funny about their characters they’re like

jacob anderson talking about louis: he is me i am him there is no separation

sam reid talking about lestat: that is my close personal friend lestat and i am also his lawyer providing his professional statements on the events taking place

assad zaman talking about armand: every time i get on set i get possessed for a few hours and wake up in my dressing room. also he’s a freak and wants that young old man bad

eric bogosian talking about daniel: i’ve always wanted to be a vampire also [spoiler spoiler spoiler]

[kittyoverlord]

"And if all we have is tonight, I've got a bag of coke in my jacket."

"And I've got poppers in mine."

[kermitspussy]

The man the myth the legend

[paper-mario-wiki]

this graph from Jacob Geller's new video depicting the ratio of good characters torturing people on screen to bad characters torturing people on screen within the Call of Duty series is driving me crazy

[sharkfinsoap]

[loumandforyou]

which could mean nothing

[recny]

dreamstat + appearing whenever louis gets the ick