#artistsfuneral

[spielzeugkaiser]

"I have no idea what I am doing," his knight commander admits with a frown. "Oh I'm sure you're doing just fine," Jaskier waves him off with a laugh as goosebumps spread across his back from where Geralt's gloved hands meet the delicate lacing of his dress. "Truth be told, milord, I don't even know why I am doing this and not one of the maids." Jaskier wouldn't be able to hide his smile even if he tried. "Well, how else would you know how to take it off?"

Very much a fan of AUs were everyone is just living their best life. 🤭❤️

It's honestly what they deserve!! 🥺💖 but I'm way too mean...

[debellatis]

Oh no! The stranger in front of you forgot their journal. 😳 It must mean a lot to them, it looks well-loved and often used with all kinds of little papers and notes sticking out. 📔✨

When you pick it up to give it back it... starts glowing? It feels like... magic? Wait hold on, now you lost sight of the owner of the journal!

What are you going to do now? 👀

Are you running after them? Keep the journal to yourself or give it away to someone in the @ ? 🤫 There's a lot of things one could do with such a magical object...

Oh shit! Run forward, maybe they just went around the corner! Uh, strange, they're nowhere... Let's open the journal on the first page, they must have left contact info there, right? The first page is blank and the next is full of flowing cursive, in a language I have never seen before. The next pages and notes all vary in hand and language, with strange drawings and symbols and... Anatomy studies? But of what I can't begin to guess... Maybe @gabessquishytum knows what to do and can help me with this?

[artistsfuneral]

I'm not saying you should be ordering one of my fantasy letters, but you should definitely be ordering one of my hand made, unique fantasy letters, because honestly they're amazing! ✨🌿

You can find more info here, or just DM me on tumblr :D

[wren-of-the-woods]

Oh no! The stranger in front of you dropped their keys. ✨🔑 There's quite a few of them and they're all labeled, but... surely that can't be right? One says "Happiness", one says "Fortune", another one is labeled as "Soulmate" and yet another one says "Strength".

When you pick them up to give them back they feel warm and welcoming, almost magical... Then you notice that the stranger is quickly walking away from you! 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️

Are you running after them? Keep the keys for yourself or are you giving them awayto someone in the @ ? 😳 There's a lot of things one could do with such a magical object...

I stare at the keys for a long moment, surprised. At first I assume they're a particularly elaborate piece of cosplay, but the more I turn them over, the more I am convinced that the strange, tingling warmth could not be produced by technology. The strength key is strangely heavy, while happiness seems to glow with something that is not quite light and not quite warmth. I can almost swear that soulmate has near-invisible lines emerging from it and weaving off into the distance.

By the time I look up again from the keys, the stranger is almost gone. I stand there for a moment, torn. It's been a long day and I had been hoping not to talk to anyone before I got home, but I've read enough fairy tales to know that simply taking something like this would be a bad idea. And I have a feeling it wouldn't be great to just leave them in the lost and found.

Just before the stranger goes out of sight, I start after them. I'm slowly gaining at them, but the distance between us is still large. If they notice that I'm following them or I catch up to them, I'll give them back their keys, and hope to have the chance to ask about them. But if I can't catch up and they don't notice... I certainly wouldn't say no to the chance to see what they where they were going to go with these keys.

[mirrorthoughts]

Oh no! The stranger in front of you forgot their journal. 😳 It must mean a lot to them, it looks well-loved and often used with all kinds of little papers and notes sticking out. 📔✨

When you pick it up to give it back it... starts glowing? It feels like... magic? Wait hold on, now you lost sight of the owner of the journal!

What are you going to do now? 👀

Are you running after them? Keep the journal to yourself or give it away to someone in the @ ? 🤫 There's a lot of things one could do with such a magical object...

God this is such a fun ask!!! tysm!! 💕💕

I'm one of those goodie two shoes who at least tries to give the journal back - after all, as you say it seems valuable and maybe it's owner will be so thankful that they give my something for it?

(Also, it's just the right thing to do)

Nvm that this might be a test and if I keep it or look inside the owner might come back to curse me! I know how fairy tales work!!!

And hey, maybe I'm really lucky and its owner was trying to find someone who can actually see the jornal! Which might mean that I actually can learn magic and because I was nice and brought the journal back they will teach me! 😁

[goldenandhappy]

Oh no! The stranger in front of you dropped their keys. ✨🔑 There's quite a few of them and they're all labeled, but... surely that can't be right? One says "Happiness", one says "Fortune", another one is labeled as "Soulmate" and yet another one says "Strength".

When you pick them up to give them back they feel warm and welcoming, almost magical... Then you notice that the stranger is quickly walking away from you! 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️

Are you running after them? Keep the keys for yourself or are you giving them away to someone in the @ ? 😳 There's a lot of things one could do with such a magical object...

The keys feel like they are calling me. In a way, they feel like home, like the person in front of me wants me to keep them.

That is for sure, but I need to know more, to learn more.

And so I run. Can I catch up to the person who dropped them ?

[artistsfuneral]

Couldn't be more obvious that it's Lambert asking and Vesemir answering. Lambert asks it jokingly, trying to initiate some sort of conversation that will probably end with Vesemir saying something boring and Lambert making fun of it. But Lambert has absolutely no idea what Vesemir gets up to when he's not babysitting the boys. He either keeps his secrets with a smile, or he tells and Lambert goes like :0

@araglas1989

Writing Prompt #2799

"You haven't been getting up to trouble, have you?"

"That depends on how you define it."

[nanukthebleb]

Thanks for tagging me @gmm-iplier-16!

I'm tagging: @cipher-of-the-round-table @artistsfuneral @pleasantdragonenemy

No pressure to partake ^^

List five of your all time favorite characters and then tag five people to do the same. We'll see which character of the five gets voted the most loved.

[pukner]

✨masterpost of my works✨

posted to my ao3

[this post is subject to editing in the future]

Since I intend on using Tumblr a bit more now, and because I like neat lists, I thought it'd be prudent do make a little list of what I have out on ao3 right now!

My name's Looth, and I am ENTIRELY at the whims of my hyperfixations. I'm on twitter and pillowfort by the same handles, but I rarely use the latter.

fandoms: Stranger Things, Our Flag Means Death, The Witcher (Netflix) and Good Omens

[list under the cut!]

fanfiction

Good Omens:

A Nanny? In MY Summoning Circle?

A twoshot wherein Warlock Dowling meets his Nanny again, via the very normal uni student past time of trying to summon a demon with a book you found in a dodgy bookshop. Very fluffy, genderqueer Warlock.

[Complete] 2/2, 10.5k

The Witcher (Netflix):

The Viscount

[geraskefer endgame]

A 5+1 that works on the premise that "I'm from Lettenhove" is a sort of codeword in the royal class for children that have fallen out of grace with their court/family? And the higher your rank in Lettenhove, the worse the thing you have done is? Lots of Jaskier shenanigans, aggressive found family and genderfluid Jaskier.

Based on a post by @artistsfuneral.

[WIP] 3/?, 1.3k

build me up, buttercup [rated M]

[geraskefer endgame]

A longfic I've been chipping away at since 2020, dear God. Features Jaskier and Yen being fake married and co-parenting Ciri, Geralt getting adopted, the found family inherent to bards and the city of Oxenfurt, ftm Jaskier and Ciri having a well-deserved identity crisis. Also, ocs galore, gratuitous academia, and also Valdo Marx is immortal and Jaskier's annoying best friend.

Geraskefer endgame. My baby, who I will return to as soon as I am able.

[WIP] 15/?, 64k

Our Flag Means Death:

the inertia series [rated E]

a three-part series following Israel Hands as he attempts to move on from the things keeping him trapped in amber, unable to grow.

[steddyhands endgame]

[Complete] 62.9k

1. love like a dog on a leash

Izzy Hands encounters an old friend in the form of Sam Bellamy, Ed starts a barfight, and Stede learns some backstory.

All of these men are haunted in some way.

1/1, 5.5k

2. open season

Izzy Hands finds himself inexplicably being courted by various pirates to be their first mate. No one has addressed that fact that he isn't looking for a new Captain; he already has two. Steddyhands endgame, features some Jackhands.

A long look at the dynamics between Ed and Izzy, and now Stede, and the older dynamics of Ed, Izzy, Calico Jack Rackham and Sam Bellamy. Actually, it's a look at Izzy himself, and his various traumas and the way he's transitioning from being in a Black Sails type dark genre to this weird muppet land everyone else on this ship seems to live in.

7/7, 44.5k

3. red sky at morning

An epilogue, wherein the boys all contend with the future on the horizon; the good and the bad of it.

1/1, 11.9k

stranger things

[my current hyperfixation send help]

Eddie Munson and the Dreamboy

[steddie]

Wherein Eddie and El traverse the inside of Steve's mind, and encounter various Steves at different points in his life trying to find where he's hidden himself to escape Vecna's final curse.

A 5+1, featuring Steve's Scoops Ahoy flirting, a little baby Steve, and El's hair.

[Complete] 1/1, 8k.

Dustin Henderson and the Lovebirds

[steddie]

Five times Dustin Henderson was subjected to Eddie Munson being gross and sappy and in love with Steve Harrington, and one time Steve didn't even have to be there.

Features Steve being serenaded, Eddie Munson's Roger Rabbit Impression, Steve's Tiny Gym Shorts, and a good old fashioned worm conversation. Also, gay dnd.

[Complete] 1/1, 9.7k

always burning, world keeps turning

a two-part series set in a soft post-apocalyptic Hawkins, where community and family keep everyone going. And Steve and Eddie kiss about it.

[steddie]

[WIP]

1. took you for a working boy

In a post-apocalypse, mildly nightvale-flavoured Hawkins, Steve and Eddie are the only ones who aren't aware they're dating. Steve does not have a gender crisis but does have a lot of difficulty finding the words for it all, Eddie is oblivious but earnest (and running a radio show, Dr. Death Defying or Cecil Palmer style), Steve and Robin are ACTUALLY soulmates, and everyone's doing their best.

I cannot stress how much everyone thinks they're already dating. Featuring genderqueer Steve, disaster gay Eddie, scheming younger teens, and lots of stobin fluff.

[complete] 6/6, 43.8k

2. hometown blues

The sequel to working boy, wherein Gareth, Vickie and Steve's mom encounter how fucking weird Hawkins has got in their absence, and take it with varying degrees of grace.

[WIP] 3/? 17k

off-script

Wherein Steve Harrington has his sexuality all figured out, Eddie's in comically heavy denial, and everything rapidly snowballs from there.

[steddie]

1. off the beaten path

Wherein Steve figures out he's bi before Eddie figures out he's gay, but Eddie STILL manages to fall first.

Features Steve talking himself though discovering his sexuality in approximately five minutes while on the phone with a baffled Jonathan, and him aggressively flirting with the local metalhead. He's also very good at being an unreliable narrator.

It ALSO features said local metalhead (who thinks himself straight) accidentally flagging, calling Steve Harrington princess in a totally straight way, and doing the ttrpg equivalent of doodling your crush's name on a notebook over and over. Also, somehow he's convinced himself he just hates Steve.

This won't end badly for anyone, I'm sure.

[Complete] 6/6, 34.2k

2. no boys allowed

Robin Buckley has her very first Girls' Day. She gets her hair braided, consoles her heartbroken best friend, and everyone muddies the water a bit on the exact definition of what a Girl is.

Steve Harrington has a good cry about Eddie Munson.

[Complete] 1/1, 7.5k

3. here be dragons

Eddie Munson has kissed a boy, and now he has to handle the fallout. He's got to grapple with the fact that he likes boys, likes a boy, and the harrowing fact that he may have inadvertently broken said boy's heart.

Or, a rapidly snowballing fic that's become a series of character studies by accident. Features Mike Wheeler kicking Eddie's ass into gear, ruminations on being a fashion-assigned dom, Steve Harrington's Various Abandonment Issues, and a surprise Tommy Hagan.

[WIP] 6/?, 38.9k

original works:

court of law

A mildly unhinged second person pov piece about a person going to college and finding that he's trapped in a bizarre dreamscape with no memories. And a new body. He accidentally steals a cute boy's name.

Lots of shenanigans, lots of gender and bad jokes.

[WIP] 6/?, 13k

[thebestworstidea]

Witcher Fic Recommendations

Presented in no particular order, some of my favorite Witcher Fics; Links are to Ao3. They are also mostly Explicit, but cute, if you get me? I tend to forget the porn when remembering them because it's about the character interactions not the fucking.

Pretty much anything @inexplicifics has written (I started hearing about the Accidental Warlord Series (E, Geralt/Jaskier, Geralt/Eskel, Geralt/Jaskier/Eskel and assorted minor ships. In which a terrified bard stops being terrified and helps reshape the world with his music and his heart.) when I started going through the Witcher tag and somehow it was even BETTER than I assumed) but in particular I am crazy about their Lambert/Aiden. Your Kind of Heaven (M, in which Lambert is smarter than Orpheus), Three Bells each with a Separate Sound (E, in which timefuckery makes for the best fuckert)and Out of the Night That Covers Me (M, in which a single good deed does multiple people a shit ton of good)are all fics I've read multiple times already.

@jackironsides is also a go to favorite writer, with Kaer Morhen Book Club (T in which fanfic changes people's perspectives, and the Kaer Morons love romance novels.)being a unclosed tab on my phone in case I need a pick me up. But honestly, any of their works are worth a read. I went through their entire library with no regrets.

@spielzeugkaiser does this amazing art to tell stories with; while it can take me most of a fic to tear up, they can do it in a handful of sketches so there's that. But there's plenty more that's cute and sweet. Love their Shifter!Jaskier and bearwitcher!Jaskier

A Beginners Guide to Exploiting the Kaedweni Tax Code For Fun and Profit by Heronfem- more Lambert/Aiden, modern-with-magic college au, it's just ... so good. (In which a demisexual, genderfluid Lambert gets accidentally married to a theatre kid and it fucking rocks.)

Cabinet of Curiosities (E) by aleatory_fox, round_robin was one of the first fics I read in the fandom and it stuck with me a great deal. (in Which Witchers are Objectified(like, pets.), and Jaskier's plots run deep.)

round_robin also wrote an Exhalation of Wolves, (E)scenes from which also pop into my head when I'm not thinking of other things. (In which Jaskier makes soap, and is beloved by the Wolves of Kaer Morhen- and loves them back just as hard)

Mating Call (E) by TAFKAmayle gets a reminder about the explicitness, because it is blatant monsterfucking. Cute somehow though. (in Which Jaskier is an adorable pervert; and Willow stares at pictures on the Witcher-Wiki and goes 'yeah, I can see that')

really enjoying the Cutagen Verse stories by artistsfuneral, if only because they agree with me that there need to be just a couple more surviving wolf Witchers. (G-M, with one E. What it says on the tin)

Beasts In Fields of Flowers by @sheepishwolfy (series M/E) has very good banter in my opinion. (in which there are both Cuteagens and Feral Jaskier so that's the appeal)

The Courting Jewlery ABO (E)series by suzukiblu has definitely done things to my brain in regard to ABO. Good things. (In which Geralt is an Omega who deserves all the nice things Jaskier can give him, and Jaskier is going to do it whether he likes it or not)

Curse of Chamomile by chamomiletea (E) by (In Which Geralt gets a very specific curse, which leads him to Jaskier, an apology, and several new experiences. Raunchy and sweet and cute in turns)

Being Roach by @senashenta a delightful crossover that I adore. And cute, not explicit, for a change. (Witcher- Heralds of Valdemar crossover)

[spielzeugkaiser]

❤️ Frohen Valentinstag ❤️

let's pretend I don't take every chance I get to draw pups 🤭

Oh my god!!! 💖💖💖 I LOVE the doggos!! The big white fluffer!! The two little ones 🥺 Aww oh my that is the best valentine's day surprise I ever got! YOU WERE SO VALID FOR ADDING THEM. Now it's perfect!

[debellatis]

Was tagged by @artistsfuneral for a 5 favorite characters challenge:

"List five of your all time favorite characters and then tag five people to do the same. We'll see which character of the five gets voted the most loved."

This one was kinda hard cuz I have less favorite characters than favorite media - "if the enclosure isn't rich, the creature alone can't grab my attention" kinda deal (and the enclosure doesn't even need to be canon, given that a lot of time I barely care for the canon and life solely from fanon) - and even remembering which media I like most was a bit of a struggle, lol. And there's more of them, of course, but the list gods demand only five.

Tagging the people I see the most on my notifs @ivanlagayacrus @pluckyyoung-donna @h0n3y-c0m6 @babbleismysuperpower @lost-and-cursed if you guys wanna play

[artistsfuneral]

The Road to Kaer Morhen

Poll Fic Masterpost - my ko-fi :) - A03

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part 6 Explicit

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Check out my ko-fi shop to get a coloring page version of Aiden and Jaskier!

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please remember to always like and reblog after you voted!!!

[wren-of-the-woods]

Oh but how would Yen/Essi work? 👀👀 Would not mind to get a glimpse at that particular fic, pls ❤️✨🌿

Oooh, thank you for asking!! This pairing has been floating around the back of my head for a while and I finally had an idea for how to make it work: Yennefer saves a bunch of people from that illness, including Essi. Here's a snippet!

She looks at Yennefer with her single visible eye shining. “I don’t know how I’ll repay you.”   Yennefer hums. Several people have nervously asked what they can give her in exchange for her services. They leave quickly when they learn she has a salary. “The mayor is paying me,” she says. “Now get out of the bed before someone else falls into it.” The girl stands tentatively. Her legs are wobbly, but they hold her. She smiles.  “Oh, this is wonderful! Whatever the mayor is paying you can’t possibly be enough. I must do something.” Yennefer magics the sheets clean of sweat, grimacing at the effort. The girl’s eyes widen. Yennefer looks her up and down skeptically.  “I don’t know how you could possibly help me,” she says.  “I am going to write you so many songs,” breaths the girl, ignoring Yennefer. Yennefer sighs. “Of course you can’t do anything helpful,” she mutters, mostly to herself. When she looks up and sees that the girl hasn’t moved, she glares. “Get out of here. I’m busy.”

From this ask game

[kingthunder]

watching the results from the latest artistsfuneral update like NO DON'T CHOOSE THAT ONE CHOOSE THE ONE I PICKED

[araglas1989]

Rules: Post the names of the files in your wip folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title of what most intrigued them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it. If you want, tag as many people as you have wips.

@artistsfuneral said anyone who wants can do this so i want to do it too 😅 maybe I get inspired to Work on them again then

- Nobody deserves to die alone (Witcher, No pairing)

- Love hard (Witcher, lambert/Jaskier mit Aiden)

- Dracula lives or a new beginning [ the first is the working title of the wip the second the title it got on ao3](castlevania, Dracula/Isaac)

- round Robin Birthday (Witcher, Wolfpack+Jaskier)

- after the mountain (Witcher, geraskier, Jaskiel)

- Lambert dresses up for Jaskier (witcher, lambert/Jaskier)

- husband (Witcher, geraskier)

- Aiden doesn't like water (Witcher, lambden)

- Camouflage (Witcher, Lambert centric)

- my Always series though I lost the wip I started (Dragon age 2 Fenris/Anders)

- Sidekick (avengers Tony/Clint, german Story)