#art thinks

[2h0rny2think]

Came so fucking hard just now to the idea of being kidnapped and used as a rich man's baby factory.

His wife doesn't want to be pregnant so they snatch me off the streets because I look like her, so the tabloids won't catch on.

They keep me locked in the basement and while she fakes pregnancy for the paparazzi, I'm downstairs being used like the family cow.

[asoftspotforangels]

some of my favorite woven tapestries, by Cecilia Blomberg:

Point Defiance Steps

Mates

Rising Tides

Vashon Steps

[puppyeared]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[yeepof]

I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences

[mroddmod]

the queen of the disco or whatever

[eliotlime]

guess i'll put this here too, even though its past the day in my timezone lol

[mayhemchicken-artblog]

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

[gawki]

Royal Pigeon

[tutoriel12]

fraud

[arnab-factory]

Fascinated by this phenomenon

[2h0rny2think]

Thinking about being a royal pet.

Collared but it's covered in jewels. Leashed but it's made of gold.

I eat the finest meals out of a bowl on the ground. I spend my days sitting in front of the throne, suckling the royal cock.

The only clothes I'm permitted to wear are sheer and lacy, doing nothing to cover me.

When my master wants to fuck me, I'm teased and fingered by his servants until I'm open and desperate. When he's done with me, they'll clean me up, bathing me and dressing me and fingering me again to make sure I'm in good health.

Over and over, day after day, til all thoughts of rescue or escape have drained out of my ears.

I might as well be a dog.

Then when my beauty has faded and I'm too loose to bring pleasure, I'm sent to the knights. Then the servants. Then the dogs and horses and cattle.

Nothing but a pet.

[astronomalyy]

parenting

[imperatoralicia]

I get a lot of entertainment thinking about how containers are used in video games sometimes.

[hamletthedane]

Thinking about him (the soldier in Poynter’s Faithful Until Death painting watching an apocalypse unfold around him with horror in his eyes as he tries to keep himself standing beneath a doorway, based on an actual 19th century archeological find of a man in full soldier’s garb under a doorway at Pompeii)

[tr-shb-g]

"never too late to be who you might have been" by sara yukiko mon | still from i saw the tv glow, "there is still time"

[aimasup]

Favouritism

Bill get a hold of yourself man