#arslan x jaune

[arc-misadventures]

B, or T?

Arslan: Hey, Jaune?

Pyrrha: Jaune?

Jaune: Yeah?

Arslan: Belly~?

Pyrrha: Or, thighs~?

AP: Which will you choose~?

Jaune: …

Jaune: Both… both is good.

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Sun: Fifty Lien!

Jaune: Guys-

Neptune: A Hundred lien!

Jaune: I can't- A hundred?

Sun: TWO HUNDRED LIEN!

Jaune: ... Fine.

~~~~~

Jaune: Hey! the Name's Jaune Arc, maybe you've heard of me? Short, Sweet, rolls off the Tongue. Ladies love it. *wink*

Arslan: ... That was a uniquely terrible way of introducing yourself. Why would you do that?

Jaune: I got paid two hundred lien to do so. I was hoping to speak to you anyway, but if I can get some money for introducing myself well - I mean, I'll make a fool of myself if it's funny.

Arslan: ... you were Pyrrha Niko's partner, the one that wore the dress to the dance.

Jaune: Ah, yeah. I was. I still like to think that I am. Uh, even if she's not here in person. It was fun, y'know? It's nice to let yourself do something stupid or silly when you've got time to afford it.

Arslan: Hmm. I'd like to speak more to you when we have the time, but it sounded as if you had actual business to speak of.

Jaune: Oh! Yeah, I did ...

~~~~~

Neptune: Sun.

Sun: I know Neptune.

Neptune: Two hundred lien.

Sun: I know Neptune.

Neptune: And he thanked us.

Sun: Yeah, he did.

Neptune: To be fair, I guess we did get him a girlfriend, and we're giving him money.

Sun: *Sigh* Do you think Blake-

Blake: You dug this hole, now lie in it.

Sun: AH! Oh! How long were you there for?

Blake: The hole time.

Neptune: ... Was that a pun?

Blake: Yep.

[dragonotaku-justineverything]

How Arslan looks after a "light" 2 hour workout.

Arslan: *Stretching out her back and her arms* Mmmmm~ man that workout really hit the spot. Wow! You can even still see my abs from it! What do you think darling~?

Jaune:

Arslan: *After having just watched her man stumble face first into a wall after seeing her* Wonderful~. You know, I think it's time for the our post workout relaxation~ *Starts shashaying her way towards her blond noodle while peeling off her sweaty top*

Jaune: *Watching beads of sweat travel down her incredibly tone body, especially the one that went down between her abs* Yes ma'am!

[brokentrafficknight]

Ren sees it at Jaune is surrounded by different women and is happy that he doesn't have to deal with the same problem. Little does he know that Yang and Nora are standing right behind him, ready to claim him.

[madeanaccoutbecuaseihadto]

[shilps7]

favorite ships?

Well I have a lot of ships in the RWBY fandom, so I'll try to list them off.

Pink Spyglass/Lost Boys (Scarlet x Nolan) (My favorite), Whiterose (Ruby x Weiss), Bumbleby (Blake x Yang), Arkos (Jaune x Pyrrha), Renora (Nora x Ren), Crosshares (Coco x Velvet), Rosewick (Ruby x Roman) (Platonic due to the age gap), Nuts and Dolts (Ruby x Penny), Baked Alaska (Yang x Neo), Emercury (Emerald x Mercury), The Fox and the Hare (Fox x Velvet), Cinnabun (Velvet x Yatsuhashi), whatever Velvet x Carmine is called, Bunnyhop (Velvet x Octavia), Rain Flower (Bolin x Nadir), Leaderboard (Arslan x Reese), Leo (Arslan x Nebula), Invisible Galaxy (Nebula x Ilia), Nyang Cat (Yang x Neon), Blue nor Gold (Kobalt x Ivori), whatever Flynt x Kobalt is called, Ozglyn (Ozpin x Glynda), Seamonkeys (Sun x Neptune), Cherry Tree (Scarlet x Sage), Electric Saw (Roy x Nolan), Bronze Knight (Jaune x Brawnz), Martial Arcs (Jaune x Ren), Valkos (Nora x Pyrrha), Greek Lotus (Pyrrha x Ren), Nuts and Volts (Tyrian x Watts), Snow Pines (Oscar x Whitley), Stowaway (Sun x Scarlet) Red Sea (Scarlet x Neptune), I'll do poly ships and ships I ship outside of the RWBY fandom next time.

[evenmorefatallyobsessed]

Honestly I'm now curious but the boys on the 2024 list are they planned to be femboys or just regular.

Regulars, I actually ship Sun X Arslan (Monkey Style).

Mercury X Trifa (Black Widow)

And Flynt X Olive Harper (Cool Cookin')

Also Sun with Ivy and Flynt with Ashwood

But males are WAY harder to make on Koikatsu then females so they always intimidated me to make.

Heck technically Ghira and Taiyang should be on that list too but they are even harder then those three so I didn't wanna add them to the list when I wasn't 100 percent sure I could make them.

Also there is Jean a stupid idea I been joking around about with a friend of mine on Discord. Basically Jaune and Ren fused with the Potara Earings (Maybe Jaune found them in the Everafter or some shit) Or he learned the dance or something.

Thing Jaune's figure but with shaper features like Ren and long wild golden hair. His left eye Blue and right Magenta but both turning Violet when he's serious.

[didyoutrydynamite]

I didn't think Arslan would go after Jaune..it is like Elm going after him when Harriet clearly likes him.

I got a question after saying this. What would a Jaime X Reese X Harriet three way pairing be called? Two fast and cocky girls that are both tomboyish.

Tripping Hazard.

[dragonotaku-justineverything]

Arslan: *Takes her child out of Jaune's arms and memorizing every inch of them. Every aspect of their being in their adorable onesie being burning into her mind for eternity*

Baby: *Smiles and reaches out towards Arslan* Mama!

Arslan: *Kisses her child on the forehead and tickles their stomach before looking over at Jaune* We’re having more.

Jaune: *Stops taking pictures* W-what?

Arslan: *Fire in her eyes* More children. As many as we can. All of them.

Jaune: Honey, come quick! I have something to show you!

Jaune: Everything's fine, but you HAVE to see this!

Jaune: See, while I was out for a walk with our baby, I found thus cute, little baby store and I bought...

Baby: (Bunny onesie, Smiling)

Jaune: ...the CUTEST bunny onesie I have EVER seen!

Jaune: But wait, there's more! Because a bunny isn't just their ears, (Turns baby) BUT THEIR TAIL~!

Jaune: (About to cry) Oh, my baby bunny has the bushiest tail I've ever seen~! (Kisses) Yes, you do! Yes, you do~!

How does your Jaune ship react?

[arc-misadventures]

How Are We Doing?

Pyrrha: Nora, how are we doing?

Nora: Sexy, but not like we're trying to.

Nora: I mean, we're trying, but it's almost effortlessly.

Pyrrha: I meant about the fight.

Nora: Oh...

Nora: That, Arslan girl is trying to seduce, Jaune. Because, she thinks she will beat you if she does. Somehow.

Pyrrha: THAT WHORE?!!

Nora: Uh oh...

Pyrrha: Get away from my man you slut!

Arslan: Make me, bitch!

Nora: ...

Reese: ...

Nora: Was that a good thing I just did...?

Reese: Uhhh...?

(KA-BOOOM!!!)

Jaune: Whhhhhhy...?!

Reese: No... no it was not...

Nora: Ohhh... Jaune's gonna yell at me now...

[brokentrafficknight]

How about Jaune x Arslan?

[dragonotaku-justineverything]

I wont lie now im wondering how Arslan would mark Jaunes groin since he obviously wouldnt tattoo it

Follow up to THIS ask from a while ago I believe.

Arslan didn’t say a word to answer. Mainly because she couldn’t. She had decided to just simply show how she marks her boyfriend as hers. And as such, she currently had her mouth full of Jaune’s cock at the moment. While she was kneeling between his legs as he sat on the edge of his bed, she had his large shaft shoved deep down her throat, her lips wrapped tightly around his dick. So deep that only an inch of the eight inch dick was left out at the base. But that was okay. She was doing her job just fine as it was. 

Arslan bobbed her head a few more times on Jaune’s cock before pulling back completely, letting the still hard shaft slide free from her lips with a loving lick to the head as she released it. Jaune had already cum down her throat earlier from her sucking on his cock with practiced expertise, so she felt that it was okay to end it. At least for now. She’d have him cumming again in a bit anyways, just somewhere else~. 

She had a question she needed to answer first.

“Just like that~. Marking his cock just like I did to his ass~. Although without any bite marks obviously. I could never hurt my darling’s wonderful cock~.” Arslan raised her hand up and gestured to Jaune’s cock, more towards the base specifically. Where her hand was indicating, there was an almost solid ring of dark brown lipstick around the whole shaft from her blowjob. “Besides, I think this is plenty to get the point across. Don’t you think so darling~?’

Jaune’s head was tilted back, a moan still dancing on his lips. He heard Arlsan address him with that nickname she liked to use for him, and barely managed to mumble out an affirmative sound to her, “U-uuhuh…” He was still riding out how incredible her blowjob had felt. He already came no more than ten minutes ago, but he had already felt another burst coming up soon when she stopped. And he wanted it to come so badly.

He looked down and blushed hard at seeing Arslan, who’s lipstick was shockingly not too messy even after sucking on his cock, kneeling down in front of him between his legs. After taking in that hot sight, getting a smug smirk and kiss blown to him from Arslan when she saw him looking, he tore his eyes away and looked at his own dick. He looked at the lipstick markings around it, and knew that was Arslan’s main goal all along. Now that she got it, he’d have to beg her to keep going. Which was exactly what she wanted from him.

“A-Arslan…”

Arslan gently placed her hands on his thighs and slowly rubbed them along Jaune’s bare skin. “Yeeees darling~?”

“C-can you keep going? Now that you’ve made your point?”

Arslan moved her hands from rubbing the top of Jaune’s thighs to higher up, rubbing closer to his pelvis. “I don’t know~.”

“P-please…”

She leaned in a little, getting closer to his cock again. “Say it again.

“Please… Please keep going Arsy.”

Another smug smirk flashed on her lips before she purred out, “Since you asked so nicely, of course my darling~.” 

And with that, she took his cock back into her warm mouth, getting Jaune moaning all over again. She bobbed her head up and down, watching Jaune the whole time. Though, she wasn’t sure where to look exactly.

Should she look at her darling’s cute, blushing face as he moaned from her technique on his cock? It certainly was entertaining for her to watch. And it let her know just how good of a job she was doing~.

Or should she look at the brown lipstick kiss mark that she’d placed right on his pelvic, just above Jaune’s privates. It showed her just that much more how this was her man.

Her sweet boyfriend.

Her darling~.

Well, she supposed the kiss mark was a nice work of art if she did say so herself~. So she decided that little mark won her attention for today~. She’d have plenty of time to watch Jaune moan up close (very up close) later~. 

[heliosthegriffin]

Lionheart V: Skinship

Jaune was lying in a crater on the ground, his back to the air, with his arms laying on top of each other, and his knees pulled up just under his arms, also laying on each other.

He was also smoking, as in smoke was coming off his prone form.

He would like to groan, but he was too busy coughing out smoke. You see, he had just finished sparring with Arslan.

And, his crush had crushed him.

Mercilessly finishing the match by slipped her roped dart around him, pulling him to her, uppercutting him into the air, and sent a explosive fire ball that sent him into the ceiling face first.

He was also tired from Pyrrha’s training, so that was that too.

Jaune didn’t mind though, Ars was just trying to help him, in her own very painful way, and if his girl wanted to help him, he wouldn’t complain.

He just wished he didn’t feel so sore all the time, though.

Arslan leaned over Jaune and pulled him up from the crater she had put him in, feeling a bit guilty, it was easy for her to forget that he was only about as strong as Nadir, but his enormous aura just made it so easy to go all out!

“You ok?” Arslan asked apologetically.

“Yeah, I’m fine,” He shot finger-guns at her, “I’m used to taking a beating!” Jaune giving her a cheesy smile.

Against all odds, Arslan chuckled vibrantly, her smile instantly refilling Jaune’s energy and soothing his pain, like he had been dropped in warm honey.

Arslan only barely not missing how his Aura seemed to flare with a unusual strength before settling.

Jaune then felt a wave of uncertainty hit him, what now? 

He wasn’t boring her, was he? Should he leave? He couldn’t bore her if he was somewhere else! Yeah! He also probably stank to high heaven, probably best should get out of here.

“So, I guess, I should get going?” Jaune said, shifting his feet to the door.

A familiar iron-tight grip took hold of his hoodie. “Let me touch you.”

“What?” Jaune asked wide-eyed.

Ars blushed. “I mean, let me rub you down!”

“What?!” Jaune said, blushing. “I really don’t think we’re at that stage in our relationship!”

Ars’ looked at him embarrassed, but firmly. “I just want to groom you!”

“Uh? What?”

“You’re sore, I’m good at directing aura into my hands, so I can stimulate your body to heal faster!”

“OH!” Jaune finally got it. “Oh...” If slightly disappointed.

Ars’ looked away nervously. “And maybe, you could rub me down too?”

“Yes!”

“Really?” Ars looked at him with curious eyes.

“Yeah, my sisters used to make me do that all the time, and my dad, and my mom, and my uncles... You get the idea, right?”

She nods her head, then pushed Jaune down. Settling on his stomach, grabbing his left hand, holding it in front of herself, starting to apply pressure to it, before working her way down his arm.

“Your shield-arm, absorbs a lot of force, even with Aura, with you so often on the defensive. It must be more sore than your sword, right?”

Jaune was stunned, not just from Arslan sitting on his stomach, but also her analyze of him. “Yeah.”

A sharp pop came from his elbow as Arslan suddenly jerked it, Jaune letting out a low groan, before her skilled and strong hands moved towards his upper arm, targeting his bicep.

Feeling subtle release of warmth in the area’s she targeted, like tension being released. Despite having the most beautiful girl in the world on his stomach, he was starting to succumb to a spell of unconsciousness, as she worked up his shoulder, before moving to his right arm.

As Jaune slowly feel asleep, Arslan was hard at work feeling him up.

Arslan’s eyes were focused, as she targeted area after area of her boyfriends body. A small blush on her cheeks, as she truly did feel heated, touching Jaune’s body as much as she did.

But, her mother always said the best way to get a man was through her body.

This was what she meant right?

Not that she would complain if she was wrong, there was perks to easing Jaune’s aches and pains.

Like watching his cute face relax and his eyes drift off into sleep, seeing his breath calm, the anxiety leave his eyes, and him focusing in on her and only her.

Arslan also liked his muscles. Alot.

Taking the chance to feel through the thick, accursed hoodie he wore, to get a good feel of his budding, but firm muscle. She could hardly wait to feel how big they would get.

Rising off Jaune, somewhat hesitantly, she flipped him on his back with a thud, and confused ‘what?’ from Jaune, before she sat on lower back, and worked her down his back.

Any defiance from him disappearing under her hands.

----

Jaune wouldn’t be lying saying he was nervous, seeing Arslan laying on her stomach, in only shorts and bandages, but he’d like to think he was nothing, if not a trooper, and he would accept this fate before him.

Settling over her, putting his knee on either side of her, hovering over her back, he spoke softly. “You ok, with me starting?”

Arslan nodded with a sharp, ‘yes,’

Taking a deep breath, Jaune steeled himself, Arslan was trusting him with this, he wouldn’t mess this up. If she was going out of her way to help him, he would repay her back tenfold! And no dirty thoughts, this was all for her!

Ok, maybe a couple.

Jaune rested his large hands on Arslan’s shoulder blades, his style different her, in massaging the body.

The lion-like huntress realized, as despite him being larger, he was very gentle in how he touched her back, gently and firmly rubbing circles into her muscles, and they were very warm to her.

Skilled too, he had done this before, not as technical as her, but far more experienced, hitting and targeting her sore spots like a pro.

This was a good idea, she idly realized, even if it had started as haste plan to keep him from leaving so soon.

Jaune hardly even realized his girl was melting into his hands until he heard a soft hum from her.

She looked half-way to sleep, but her melody was a sound he wish he could hear all day.

Redoubling his efforts, Jaune got to massaging her shoulders and arms.

----

“We’ll do this after sparring from now on.” Ars told him bluntly.

Jaune nodded. “No complaints from me.”

He looked at the outside window somewhat sadly, he had to get back to his team, and he noticed Ars doing the same.

“Alright, we need to go do leader-stuff, and I got to train with Pyrrha, see you tomorrow?” Jaune smiled at her.

Arslan nodded firmly. “I will find you,”

“Nah, I’ll find you first.”

Arslan nodded. “Let the better hunter win then.”

“Uh, ok, then.” A burst of courage hit Jaune, as he pulled Arslan into a hug. “I’ll look forward to it.”

The gold-haired girl’s eyes went wide and she stilled, and Jaune almost let go, but choose to hold to her.

His efforts rewarded as she pulled his collar down, and gave him a wet kiss on the cheek.

Jaune felt a sharp burst of joy at the sensation.

Then Ars bursted out of his arms and disappeared, looking to almost be steaming in embarrestment.

Jaune craddle his cheek, and walked off with a dumb-struck look on his face.

[razorblade180]

The unexpected

Pyrrha:I’m finally gonna do it. I will ask Jaune out.

Nora:Don’t talk about it, be about it. You’re lucky no other person has made a move.

Blake:Yeah you’re threading a needle here.

Pyrrha:It’s not like anyone is waiting for a shot or anything.

Ruby and Yang:Bold assumption but okay...maybe you just have nice friends.

Pyrrha:And I’m very grateful for their consideration of my feelings.

Ren:So you got a plan.

Pyrrha:Yes! I am going to ask him to see that movie he’s been eyeing and tell him then. I’ll probably get cold feet but I have an entire movie work through it!

Weiss:You gave yourself a buffer? I respect that kind of planning.

Everyone acts normal when they hear the door. Pyrrha gathers herself emotions while she can. Seconds later, Jaune opens the door, but something is wrong. He has on a casual white shirt and a black leather jacket. That wouldn’t normally be a problem, but he only dresses like this when-

Jaune:Sup guys, going into town.

Pyrrha:What? What for!?

Jaune:Movie I wanted to see cake out today so I’m heading out.

Pyrrha:Oh...well may I join you? Movies are no fun alone.

Jaune:But you hate horror movies. You cried twice during IT. Then cried again when you learned about part 2.

Pyrrha:I’ve gotten better!

Ruby:Wanna make a paper boat?

Pyrrha:Never. Anyways, I can tough it out.

Jaune:Normally I’d say, but I’m gonna have to reject that offer. Not because I don’t believe you, but because it’s a date.

Pyrrha:WHAT!?

Ruby and Yang:With who!?

Nora:Please day its Velvet? I’d be impressed if you got an upperclassman and it’s the only one nobody can get upset with.

Jaune:Nope, it’s one of the visiting students. She’s really cool, not to mention really pretty. Well...later!

Jaune happily grabbed a spare jacket and his wallet before leaving. Everyone looked extremely confused and amazed before poking their heads outside the door and seeing him walk to the end of the hallway to give Arslan the jacket. She smiles excitedly before noticing the group looking at her. She waves and they all wave back, thrown for an absolute loop. Pyrrha drops to ground defeatedly the moment they leave.

Yang:I’ll admit it....mad respect. Wonder who asked who?

Weiss:If Jaune asked her then I gotta say that’s pretty great. His taste is broader than I gave him credit.

Ren:If she asked him then her taste might be just as broad. I’ve seen her around, didn’t think she liked nerdy things or our wonderful goof ball.

Blake: I think she might be older too.

Pyrrha:I hate everything...

Ruby:It’s just one date to the movies. Don’t be afraid yet.

[6 hours later]

Ruby:Yeah that movie ended four hours ago and they ate before hand.

Weiss:Which means they’re enjoying the night together.

Ren:There’s still hope.

Nora:Jaune just tweeted a picture of them sharing a milkshake at a late night dinner.

Ren:Yeah it’s over. Sorry for your loss.

Pyrrha:Whhhhhyyyyy!?

Ruby and Yang:*silent anguish*

[marcmarcmomarc]

When Ruby apologizes for how long it’s taken to reveal where they’ve been.

When Ruby reveals that The Girl Who Fell Through the World is real, everyone is confused.

When Ruby recites the story of Penny she told to the toy soldiers, the gang, especially Winter and Pietro, grows emotional.

When Ruby reveals that the Curious Cat saved them from being beheaded, everyone grows interested.

When Ruby mentions being drugged by the Herbalist and almost giving into her past self, the group ranges from confused to nervous.

When Ruby talks about Ascension, such a concept catches the interest of the gang.

When Ruby reveals that Neo fell into the Ever After with them, too, Ren, Nora, Oscar, and Emerald grow worried.

When Ruby reveals that a grown-up Jaune with long hair and a beard was the Rusted Knight, everyone jumps back in shock.

When Ruby talks about the “punderstorm” and reveals that Yang and Blake are now girlfriends, everyone’s hearts melt.

When Ruby reveals that Jaune named the Paper Pleasers after them all, not a word is spoken as everyone exchanges concerned and uncomfortable looks with each other.

When Ruby talks about the Paper Pleasers offing themselves by drowning in the koi pond dam, then her blowing up at the others, everyone leans in anxiously…

…while Weiss, Blake, Yang, and Jaune share looks of guilt.

When Ruby reveals that Neo made clone illusions of their dead allies and beat her up with them, then gave in and drank the poison tea, everyone regards Ruby sorrowfully.

When Ruby reveals that Summer lied to them and left with Raven before never returning, then Raven cracks about how she told Summer, “First time for everything,” the gang gives her a look.

When Ruby reveals that she decided to be herself, came back, and helped the girls beat the Cat, everyone cheers for them.

When Ruby reveals that Neo used the Jabberwalkers to eat the Cat, everyone is shocked again.

When Ruby shares the Brother Gods’ backstory, and Nora jokes that the Tree was their mom and kicked them out for misbehaving, the gang can’t resist growing hysterical.

When Ruby announces that she’s not giving up the fight to save the world anytime soon and gives her speech, the gang congratulates her.

Starring the voices of:

Lindsay Jones as Ruby Rose

Cristina Vee as Robyn Hill

Aaron Dismuke as Oscar Pine

Kara Eberle as Weiss Schnee

Katie Newville as Emerald Sustrai

Caiti Ward as Velvet Scarlatina

Barbara Dunkelman as Yang Xiao Long

Samantha Ireland as Nora Valkyrie

Neath Oum as Lie Ren

Burnie Burns as Taiyang Xiao Long

Jason Liebrecht as Qrow Branwen

Anna Hullum as Raven Branwen

Howard Wang as Whitley Schnee

Arryn Zech as Blake Belladonna

Miles Luna as Jaune Arc

Tara Platt as Kali Belladonna

Anairis Quiñones as Harriet Bree

Michael Jones as Sun Wukong

Dawn M. Bennett as Elm Ederne

Shannon McCormick as Professor Ozpin

Additional Voices (no individual lines, but can be heard chattering, sobbing, gasping, cheering, laughing, and exclaiming, “Ooh,” and “Aww”):

Sena Bryer as May Marigold

Ashley Burns as Coco Adel

Dani Chambers as Iris Marilla

Tiana Camacho as Glynda Goodwitch

Cam Clarke as Bartholomew Oobleck

Michele Everheart as Fiona Thyme

Cassie Ewulu as Arslan Altan

Dave Fennoy as Dr. Pietro Polendina

Gavin Free as Scarlet David

Caitlin Glass as Willow Schnee

Mick Lauer as Marrow Amin

Cherami Leigh as Ilia Amitola

Marissa Lenti as Joanna Greenleaf

Joe MacDonald as Yatsuhashi Daichi

Aaron Marquis as Nolan Porfirio

Elizabeth Maxwell as Winter Schnee

Max Mittelman as Fox Alistair

Josh Ornelas as Sage Ayana

Jon Risinger as Bolin Hori

Zeno Robinson as Nadir Shiko

Anthony Sardinha as Peter Port

Kerry Shawcross as Neptune Vasilias

Keith Silverstein as Professor Theodore

Melissa Sternenberg as Maria Calavera

J. Michael Tatum as Klein Sieben

Kent Williams as Ghira Belladonna

Erin Winn as Reese Chloris

Anne Yatco as Xanthe Rumpole

[danurso]

Frustrated lioness

Arslan: *sitting on her bed and playing videogame* come on! Come on! Stay still you piece of shit!

Jaune: *sitting besides her* good luck with that, nameless king is one of the hardest bosses in the game.

Arslan: shut it!

Jaune: you better dodge that.

Arslan: im already doing it!

Jaune: he's charging his spear.

Arslan: *charging in* take it you bitch!

Jaune: you're going to die.

Arslan: no im not!

Jaune: yes you are.

Arslan: NO IM NOT!!

Jaune: be carefull with the-

Arslan: *character gets struck by a lightning and dies* NOO!!

Jaune: -lightning.

Arslan: you...MOTHERF- *we interrupt this program to tell you that you're an amazing person and that you should always pursuit your dreams, be happy and healthy, now, back with arslan rants*-AND I'LL FUCKING RIP YOUR HEART OUT OF YOUR ASS YOU CUNT BITCH!! *takes in deep breaths*

Jaune: soo, witch one is that? The fiftieth death?

Arslan: i have no fucking clue!

Jaune: give it up, you know you're not going to win.

Arslan: shut up.

Jaune: *with a smug look* you know im right.

Arlsan: *sighs getting up and taking off her clothes*

Jaune: *blushing* w-what are you doing!?

Arslan: you talk too mutch *lays jaune down on the bed and sits on his face* now be a good boyfriend and use this big mouth of yours in something more usefull *starts playing again*

Jaune: *starts working his magic on her*

Arslan: *moan* thats better, keep going while i show this nameless bitch who's the boss here.

Jaune: mhnnmg. (yes ma'am)