#armstrong mgr

[justabrick]

A model swap mod opened my eyes on how terrifyingly huge juiced up Armstrong really is

Goddamn. He's big enough to just pick Sundowner up by the scruff like a misbehaving puppy

Just thought I'd share this observation

[utterfuckingchaos]

Idea: Multiple of Gianni's characters living together.

The leader of the house? Torn between Gabriel from Ultrakill, and Sebastian. Gabriel is the strongest, but I feel like...somehow, Sebastian has better experience leading, and more experience in general.

Of course there would be Vertex from Anthro Heat, Unnamed Goon from Fallen Aces, Duke Nukem, Cynte from Endoparasitic, and the last one I will note for now, and Senator Armstrong from Max0r's covering of Metal Gear Rising Revengeance.

An example of some dialogue? Gonna try and be in character, but I may fuck up, so please, send any hate or constructive criticism for OOC in the form of a Haiku

Gabriel: This is the last time, I REFUSE to pick up more of your disgusting trash, Machine! Vertex: S-Sorry sir- Unnamed Goon: Aw c'mon pal, you ain't gotta take that kinda shit from him! Gabriel: Quiet you! As the righteous hand of the father, it is up to ME to make sure this house remains clean! *Vertex's casing turns a darker blue, and he starts to shuffle away, embarrassed and a bit upset, when Unnamed Goon grabs him by the arm.* Unnamed Goon: Listen kid, all you gotta do is tell him to fuck off! He ain't ya daddy, and he sure as hell ain't leada of this joint! Vertex: Y-Yeah! Mr. Gabriel, I have delt with your...your unreasonable hatred over me! I'm not this V1 guy you keep talking about...and this trash isn't even mine! It's Duke's! I throw away my stuff...we just share...common interests in drinks is all! Unnamed Goon: There ya go, that's my bo- Gabriel, +ENRAGED: ENOUGH! I WILL NOT BE TALKED DOWN TO BY A MEAR MACHINE, AND SOME LOWLY MORTAL! *In the other room, Sebastian and Cynte are playing chess, and "The Death of God's Will" starts blaring from the other room.* Sebastian: *Sigh*, there they go again... Cynte: I'm honestly surprised they hadn't fought earlier. Gabriel may put a dent or two into Vertex, but they'll live. Sebastian: I'd rather they not fight at all, Cynte. Cynte: Yes, and I would've liked to not have three of my four limbs torn off, but it seems like both events were inevitable, thanks to the paths we had chosen. *Sebastian glares at Cynte, who doesn't bother looking Sebastian in the eyes, and moves his chess piece.* Cynte: Checkmate.

Should I do more with this? Also, apparently Gianni played A mothman in Cryptid Crush, but not Atlas. Does any fan of Cryptid Crush know about this random mothman character?

[sinister-shark]

some very VERY horrible neko armstrongs as per request from someone i know

[instaquarius]

Long story short I was half asleep and went full crackhead this started out with the Raidens then my fiance got involved giving me ideas about sailor moon monsoon and armstrong and well-

[scratchyemporium]

kieran valentine from monster high is emo senator armstrong and i don't care if i get my ass whooped

i'm right in my own world and i'd rather die standing then live kneeling

[sailorsenshishitposter]

CUTE COUPLES GET IN FREE

While this is after the two stories I'm posting on valentines day, those can be read as stand alone and are not needed to enjoy this. No cursed smut but it's still a crack fic featuring Samuraiden and Sunsoon

Sundowner wanted to take Monsoon somewhere special for their first date but he wasn't sure which option would be best. He turned on his codec and messaged Sam. "I'm surprised that he even agreed to go out with you. I'll help you but here's the thing. You gotta get blondie to join. Think of it as a double date."

Everyone knew that Jack would rather die than date Sam so he knew he would have to trick the cyborg somehow. "Maybe if I take everyone out for a group event?  Damn it, why doesn't Sam just find someone who's actually interested in em'?" Sundowner was up all night planning but he now had an idea of how to pull this off. He messaged Sam and they discussed on how to proceed.

Everyone was in the office listening to Armstrong's lesson plan. Sundowner rushed in and immediately shoved everything off the table. "What the hell do you think you're doing!?" Before Armstrong could continue all he heard was "CAN'T WAIT! EVERYONE OUTSIDE!" Unsure if there was any danger lurking, everyone decided to evacuate.

Outside of World Marshal was a black van. Sundowner immediately pushed everyone inside, acting as if he was performing a routine army drill. He got in the driver's seat and slammed on the gas. "Mind telling us what's going on?" demanded his boss.

"I just thought you guys all deserved a treat! I'm taking y'all to a theme park. Don't worry about payin' either." Mistral was the first to speak. "Wow, that's very considerate. What's in this for you?" He tried to keep calm and deny the allegations. "C'mon. Can't I do something nice every once in a while?" Everyone then gave him a suspicious look.

"Anyone think we forgot something?" Back at headquarters stood a lonely Khamsin. "Hello? Is anyone there...?" Suddenly he tripped over something. It turned out to be Bladewolf's tail. The man gulped. This would not end up well for him. As Sundowner was driving he remembered that he hadn't picked up Jack and slammed hard on the brakes.

At this point Mistral had made him give up his seat so she could use one of her many pairs of hands to drive responsibly. "Shit!" He then made a secret codec call to the cyborg and prayed that he would receive it on time. Eventually they pulled up to the park entrance. "Twinkle Park? Are you sure this isn't for five year olds?"

He was about to reassure them when a familiar face showed up. "Well if it isn't saucy Jack? What brings you here?" Raiden groaned. "That asshole told me that Sam died and I was invited to celebrate!" Sam looked hurt. "Why must you wound me, my love?" Before a fight broke out, Sundowner got everyone's attention. "Hey, we're all here now so let's just have a good time!" Raiden sighed. "Fine. But I'm not paying!"

Sam said that wouldn't be an issue. As everyone got to the ticket booth, Raiden and Sam were the first to enter, causing a noise to go off. A robotic voice came on. "CUTE COUPLES GET IN FREE!" Jack then started freaking out. "I SAID THIS WASN'T A DATE!" Sam responded by saying that he could either get in for free or pay separately. In the end he chose the first option but swore to the Brazilian that if he attempted anything then he was going to lose more than his arm.

Mistral and Monsoon were next. The buzzer went off yet again and they were just glad they wouldn't be having to pay. This left Sundowner and Armstrong. "Crap! This wasn't supposed to happen!" They approached the booth and the sound didn't go off, causing the man to realize what was happening. Armstrong let out an awkward cough. "I hope you realize that I won't be paying for your actions."

Two tickets were bought with money being docked from the mans pay. "Please just let this be worth it!" Everyone got together and looked at the park map. "All right, we meet back here by 4 PM. I'll pair off with Monsoon so that means Mistral and Armstrong will be together. That leaves Sammy boy and good ol' Jack."

Before Raiden could protest, Sam was dragging him off, hoping to find some sort of love tunnel.  Sundowner turned to Monsoon. "Anywhere you want to go yet babe?" The cyborg thought it over. "What about the drop tower?" While this was happening Mistral and Armstrong somehow wound up at the arcade.

They soon noticed the punching machine. It was currently being used by some lanky teenager who could hardly get the bag to move, giving out a pathetic score. This was getting on Armstrong's nerves. He watched the boy fail a few more times and then told him to go hop on some other machine. He took off his shirt and handed it to Mistral. She got to see his abs though so she was hardly complaining. He raised his fist and punched so hard that the machine exploded. Mistral then handed him his shirt back. "I think we should try something else."

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Now it was Raiden and Sam. Raiden had made it a point that if he was being forced on a date then he should be the one to pick the ride. "That makes sense. So where are we going pretty boy?" The cyborg let out a smug laugh. "Let's see what's the fastest roller coaster that they have."

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It turns out the tower drop isn't as fun if you've already jumped off of buildings that are higher. "What should we do now?" This was Sundowners perfect chance. "I haven't been on a Ferris wheel in ages! Let's see of it can hold all of my weight!" They than began walking towards the next ride. Now he was panicking internally. "Say something to him damn it!"

"You look different. Did you do something with your hair? Oh wait I know! You're using a new soap!" The cyborg wasn't sure why his boyfriend was asking him these bizarre questions. "You're just smelling the WD40 that I polish my body with..." Well this was awkward. "Hey look, we're almost there!"

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Mistral was standing in line with her boss when she noticed her colleague Sam. "Hey, are you guys also going on the rollercoaster?" Raiden smirked. "Why yes. Also the best seats are in the front row." He had no issues with this woman so he decided to do her a favour. "I'll keep that in mind, merci."

As everyone got aboard the ride, Raiden deliberately chose seats near the back. Sam then began to purr. "Oh bonito, you chose this place so we could have some privacy, how romantic!" Raiden was trying not to cackle like a maniac. "That's what you think!" he thought to himself.

Mistral sat near the front and waited for Armstrong to join her but unfortunately he was so large that he required his own seat. He pushed up his glasses and frowned. The only available spot was right behind Sam and Jack. He made his way over and buckled himself in, unaware of the horrors that await him.

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Sundowner and Monsoon were now on the Ferris wheel. They soon reached the top and the Alabama man felt compelled to say something. "I can't believe they made a whole theme park modeled after a castle! It makes me feel like some kinda prince charming." Monsoon then turned towards him. "I'm not following. Are you wanting me to dress up as a princess or something?" Shit. This was now even more awkward.

"No, no. What I'm trying ta say is I like ya and I want ya." Before he could continue he was cutoff. "Are you playing from your speakers again?" This was the second time he had an issue with his blu tooth. "Darn it alexa, stop playing so this is love! I'm trying to do something important here!" Monsoon held Sundowners chin. "Did you do all of this just for me?"

The other man blushed. "It was supposed to be a secret!" The cyborg cuddled closer to him. "Who's my little pogchamp?" Sundowner responded "I am." The cyborg grinned. "Good. Now as a reward how about I let you throw these fire crackers at the children down below?" Sundowner was amazed and it took all of his will power not to play tonsil hockey with what was essentially a magnet.

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There were screams. It was all over before it started. Raiden knew that Sam would most likely vomit his guts all over the place. Since most of the people were in the front they were safe. This did not apply to Armstrong though. When it hit him he screamed in rage, threatening to take the mans others arm. The ride came to an end and everyone immediately jumped out of their seats.

Armstrong was now coated in filth and was angrier than anyone had ever seen him. "WE'RE LEAVING!" He tried to contact the other two by codec. "WHERE THE HELL ARE THE THEY!" He got everyone loaded into the car and then burst through the gate. Armstrong was driving like a mad man, running over pedestrians and crashing into buildings. "Sir, where did you learn to drive?"

He would chuckle if he were in a better mood. "Mistral and I played a little game called crazy taxi at the arcade earlier!" They were doomed. Armstrong soon drove into part of the building and found Sundowner heavily making out with Monsoon next to the a panel of electrical circuit breakers. Sam gave a whistle and Sundowner tried to yell back that this isn't what it looks like.

"I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS! GET IN THIS VAN NOW!" The two of them gulped. "Understood." They arrived back at headquarters to find Bladewolf rolling around in a puddle of blood as if he were a puppy. "THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH!" Armstrong was now going to take the mother of all showers. Raiden then handed a towel to Sam and left while laughing.

Mistral then used one of her many arms and picked the Brazilian man up. "Come on, it's time to hose you down." That just left Monsoon and Sundowner. He dipped the cyborg down and leaned in closely. "Now, where were we?" Suddenly Bladewolf came in. He wanted to play tug of war with this spine he somehow found. "FML"

[wildkrattslegendsofzoera]

Michael: STANDING HERE, I REALIZE

Benji: *doesn't get the meme* ... What?

Faith: *shows Benji a gif of what Michael was referring to*

Wait, look up cactus cat cryptid, that'd be a fun cryptid for Chris

Small angry porcupine cat

[ashesfordayz]

Raiden and his goofy "friends" 🙂 This took me WAYY too long LMAO

[oak-n]

more old stuff!! i want steve's office to be ridiculous

[karopwe]

dumping mgr raiden doodle collection

[cold-dragon-europehsr2]

[de4thpunch]

[puclik]

Don't pay attention, I'm having a fight with my own art style today.

[chinelacanta]

crossovers, the dna of the soul

the character assignment has less to do with, well, character, and more to do w general vibes >:3

[gerbiefarted]

Mistral from MGR....i remembered that i like that game cuz i watched my brother play it

I had the idea for like 2 years to draw her sideshave as locs and i just never got around to it....excited to draw the other characters at some point. Trying to draw more fanart to build an audience for my comic

[scratchyemporium]

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, THEY'RE THE SAME GUY

I'M NOT INSANE!! THEY'RE THE SAME!!

like.. they're the final bosses in their respected games, they're power-hungry, they have lots of cooperate greed, and they're big buff men who wants to fuck people up