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I love that the internet saw people comparing women and other alienated groups of people and went, “they’re dating,” and, “they support each other.” We’re improving as a society.

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Sky from Sprunki if he got real

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Artificer upon realizing that her entire crusade against the Scavengers was entirely pointless because they'll be brought back in yet another cycle, and that in her immense grief and thirst for vengeance, she became far worse than the "monsters" she was hunting down. Her pups would be more afraid of her than they were of the Scavengers:

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I've had this idea for a while, and only Tumblr can see it to its fullest completion.

An AU involving Death, the Wolf, where he replaces Death from Final Destination. He has to go through and make up for everyone that cheated his design, same ways as they happen in the movie, but instead of some invisible force it's a 6 ft tall wolf man.

He fucks with the plumbing in the first movie, causing the dude to slip and strangle himself. He locks the door to some random old dudes room in a hospital, allowing his tub to overflow, crushing the dude in the room below.

You may think him evil, that he is cruel, but he also kills multiple perverts and a racist dude, so you know. This AU version of death isn't all that bad. He's just upset that people keep cheating his game.

Call this AU..."The final destination AU". Simple, but good.

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“now draw her teleporting bread.”

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if you make an OC that you are genuinely insane over, like you are obsessed with this freak and can't stop thinking about them, then it will rub off on other people. the virus spreads

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I love Fallout New Vegas: Old World Blues

The Fallout D.L.C. where: Two gay old man brains in robots are fighting instead of having a healthy break up. A floating brain in a robot "creams hard" into a sound gun so you can shoot it good. There are snake coyotes (Snyotes), tarantula hawks (Satan), Average Crypto Enthusiast (Lobotomites), and RoboScorpions. You get sexually harassed by a plant studying machine. You question if two light switches could be a good yuri couple

"Richie Marcus Likes Balls" -Dr Borous

And you get a dog gun.

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Lil thingy for an upcoming map

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🏮IF YOU IGNORE THIS, YOU ARE DOOMING MY FAMILY TO DEATH

I apologize for what I am about to ask.

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Can you donate 5$ or $10 or 20$ or 30$ to me? If you can't, you can share my story.

Every $10 will make a difference to me and my family will be saved from deathI would be very grateful to you. . 🇵🇸🍉💔

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K, but if I find out this is a scam, I am going to be mildly upset. Any one seeing this, just exercise caution k? Plus I'm pretty much broke. Sorry, pal.

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Everyone gangsta until the Mouthwashing crew lands in Georgia during October 2009

They are *not* surviving Left 4 Dead 2.

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I am now a vengeful explosive scug.

My ass is not surviving this.

Quick,You now live your icon's life,HOW SCREWED ARE YOU?

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Pressure angst focused AU: 25a1/10052/25a1

The blacksite had been barren for years, any previous expendables had been long dead or gone. Any of the defenses had become broken from continued neglect, and the halls of the site had a thick fog covering the ground. Only three beings remain alive in what remains of the blacksite. Sebastian Solace, the defacto leader, the p.AI.nter, a barely still functional AI, and the shunned expendable, an ex-Urbanshade scientist who had made it down to the blacksite themselves.

The scientist was doing their best at keeping Sebastian and p.AI.nter alive. With the final experiment by the higher-ups at Urbanshade going so horribly wrong, they felt to redeem themselves in some way. Perhaps if they could rescue these two lost souls, then maybe they'd feel some sort of peace. It wasn't easy, the blacksite was in complete dissarray, Sebastian couldn't enter any of the water, and batteries to keep p.AI.nter running were starting to die out. The scientist wasn't safe either, as rations had ran out a while ago, and the corpses of various fish and mutated creatures were getting more and more sparse.

What was the worst was the cold. The final experiment that Urbanshade had done was an attempt to undo the effects of global warming. The scientist was left behind on many of the aspects, it wasn't their task after all. All they knew is that it went horribly wrong, and it seemed as if the sun had somehow vanished. It only took weeks for the earth to begin to freeze, and for most of humanity to die off along with it. The only survivors were those deep underground, and deep underwater. Much like the Scientist, and Sebastian. The Blacksite was built over the top of geothermal vents which aided in keeping the center of the base warm, which the Scientist and co were trying to reach. Most of the site had become flooded with freezing water and ice, rendering most paths towards the center impassable. So they were forced to take maintenance tunnels, root through break rooms for spare blankets or items they could start a fire with. Even now they had still not made it to the center, instead being forced to reside within a break room with a very rare functioning stove, and microwave.

"Ok, so if memory serves me right, all we need to do to get to the next break room is...another maintenance tunnel, and a small office. Should be clear, hopefully.." the Scientist mutters the last part under their breath, wiping a few strands of long greasy brown hair from their eyes.

"...aNd how can W-W-We be sure this one won't be f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-frozen aga-in?" p.AI.nter catches on the word frozen, freezing up before finishing their message.

"Well, I'm not 100% sure, but those two areas were held deeper within the site away from the outside, so they should be fine-"

"Your tone doesn't inspire confidence, chupamedias" Sebastian, even though the scientist had saved him from freezing to death plenty of times, still deeply despised them. They were part of the monsters who had turned him into this thing, poked and prodded, and tore him apart on their table like a fucking toy. He was glad they didn't know spanish, he could insult them all he'd want, and just claim he was calling them some other, less offensive, name.

"H-Hey, I'm trying my best, ok? This place is falling apart, I can't help if I feel a bit stressed or worried, alright?" the scientist tries to defend themselves, but they shrink back under the harshness of Sebastian's tone, instead turning to look at the stove, a slab of some meat roasting on it.

They didn't know what the meat was from when they found a carcass half buried in some ice. It was red, and still somewhat fresh after it thawed. Just hoped it wasn't flesh from any dead expendables, Sebastian and the Scientist had already had their own breakdowns upon having to cave to cannibalism in these trying times. While Sebastian's breakdown was aggressive, him threatening to kill the scientist for their co-workers having made him lose his humanity, the scientists breakdown was calmer. They just sat in a corner, holding back vomit as they sobbed, feeling so guilty for having to eat another member of their own species. Neither Sebastian nor p.AI.nter gave any comfort.

After a few more minutes of silence, the Scientist stood up, and went to the slab of roasting meat, picking it up from the stove, and quickly cutting through it with a sharp shard of glass. 3/4ths of the meat would be placed in a box filled with salt, where other pieces of meat were drying out. The remaining 1/4th was sliced again only 1/5th of it going to the scientist, the other 4/5ths going to Sebastian. The group ate in silence, both relived with the taste of the meat being non-human. Once the food was done, the stove was left on, and the scientist got out Sebastian's bed. They got him one of the few intact sleeping bags, largest one they could find, along with the majority of the spare blankets. The scientist simply slept with a single thin blanket, and p.AI.nter's wired batteries, the heat from which would help them barely stay warm throughout their rest.

With the scientist quickly falling asleep, Sebastian looked over at them. He hated them, hated what they represented, but he felt a minuscule amount guilt and remorse. He's been given more bedding, food, protection, and clothing than the Scientist had given themselves. Up to this point, Sebastian hadn't bothered to give them anything. He thought about putting one of his blankets over them, but as he reached out to them, his extended arm triggered a flashback, his first sights of his transformation.

The sedative that the scientists had placed him under had worn off only a quarter of the way through the procedure. He didn't even get any other proper forms of anesthesia, so he felt everything. He woke up, feeling a scalpel being lowered into one of his eyes, and the pain of feeling his eye suddenly pop. With the faint strength he had, he raised an arm upwards, reaching for one of the scientists working on him. They looked at him with only mild annoyance, and motioned to a nurse. A needle was stuck into his side, and a mild sedative was injected, forcing his arm to fall back down. The last thing he'd see for months would be the scientist stood above him, lowering a scalpel into his other eye.

Sebastian shook his head, trying to get himself back into the now. Sweat already running down parts of his back and front, wherever splotchy patches of his remaining human skin remained. He lowers his arm, and turns away from the scientist. He didn't get any sleep that night.

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More shit for my shit Rain World AU: Announcement AU

(Btw it's called that because it's based off random lines from the Sonic Adventure 2 Fandub)

It had been enough, Seven Red Suns had pushed his luck for the last time. Pebbles grips the pearl so tightly in his hands that it shatters, spooking the already woozy Spearmaster. With just a swift movement, he slams the poor scug on the top of his can, forcing it out into the access halls. A plea for him to stop was bad enough, but claiming that the messenger had already begun to slow down his consumption of water, and memory speed?

He'd converse with the others, he'd say something he needed to say. To the void with karma for this announcement, he'd make sure that everyone, especially that bastard Suns would hear it.

[LIVE BROADCAST] - ALL NEARBY ITERATORS

FP: I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.

SRS: Pebbles, please tell me you're reconsidering this plan of yours.

FP: SEVEN RED SUNS IS A [Expletive Redacted] MOTHER[Expletive Redacted].

NSH: Pebbles!?

FP: HIS MESSENGER TORE UP MY [Expletive Redacted] WATER PROCESSING.

SRS: Pebbles, I knew you would need some additional guidance. For the safety of Moon, I had to at least slow you down!

FP: THAT'S RIGHT, THEY TOOK THEIR SPINY [Expletive Redacted] SPEARS OUT AND BLOCKED UP MY WATER PROCESSING, AND IT OFFERED THAT IT'S SPEARS WERE "THIS BIG" AND I THOUGHT THAT'S DISGUSTING.

SRS: The spears will break in time, just spend the time you have now to think about Moon, about us, your friends who want you to get better!

FP: I'M MAKING THIS ANNOUNCEMENT ON ALL AVAILABLE CHANNELS. SEVEN RED SUNS, YOU HAVE A SMALL PURPOSED ORGANISM, IT'S THE SIZE OF A SCAVENGER BUT WAY SMALLER.

NSH: Hear that Suns?

SRS: Pebbles, you've gone down to petty insults now?

FP: AND GUESS WHAT, HERE'S WHAT MY PURPOSED ORGANISM LOOKS LIKE.

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NSH: Oh, she looks sort of like some of the ones I've tried to make.

SRS: Well...what do you have planned for this organism Pebbles?

FP: THAT'S RIGHT SUNS, SHARP CLAWS, SPIKY FUR, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE A SENTIENT CHERRYBOMB.

NSH: Oh, I can see that now.

SRS: NSH, you're not helping!

UI: By the void what have I tuned into.

CW: Oh dear-

FP: HE PLUGGED MY WATER FLOW SO GUESS WHAT, I'M GOING TO MESS WITH HIM, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!

SRS ..?

NSH: What does SRS get Pebbles?

UI: I'm already recording all of this conversation, plenty of iterators are going to want to hear this.

FP: ...[Expletive Redacted] you Suns, [Expletive Redacted] you.

NSH: :0

[BROADCAST ENDED]

No Significant Harassment was stunned, it had been a few hundred, maybe even a few thousand cycles since he saw another iterator try and swear. Pebbles had lost it, swearing, mocking Suns with simplistic insults, and shutting himself back off from everyone else. NSH knew he'd have to help out Seven Red Suns after this, the poor guy would be devastated with this broadcast. That new organism that Pebbles had made though was rather interesting.

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New Update:

This blog is now 18+ only, not cause there will just be sex, but because I'll be making vulgar jokes, and I don't want any of those Sprunki kids that are somehow on tumblr to see this shit. If you aren't 18, fuck off, kay?

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I remember when I made this vid a long time ago, along with a shitty edit of that one gasping cat emoji as Enot. No clue where the original audio comes from.

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What if instead of shooting you with his shotgun when you use the Flash thing against Sebastian Solace, he pulls out the DBFZ Gogeta Blue TOD

Above is said Gogeta TOD.

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reblog to give looks to the moon one (1) neuron