#armed librarians

[silkentine]

These aren’t particularly genderbends—more like genderswaps—because it’s pretty much their canon designs, just femme LOL

[running-in-the-dark]

okay, Flynn fangirling over Darrington Dare might be the cutest thing ever

[madame-mongoose]

weird bugs found in my shoe

[pratchettquotes]

The Librarian of Unseen University had unilaterally decided to aid comprehension by producing an Orangutan/Human Dictionary. He'd been working on it for three months.

It wasn't easy. He'd got as far as "Oook."

He was down in the Stacks, where it was cool.

And suddenly someone was singing.

He took the pen out of his foot and listened.

A human would have decided they couldn't believe their ears. Orangs are more sensible. If you won't believe your own ears, whose ears will you believe?

Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

[astraioskosmos]

Everytime Ms Kille comes around I always make a point to offer her Raveline Wine and I'm not sure if that's cruel of me or not

[the-hilda-librarians-wife]

🎵 Don't you just wanna wake up dark as a lake, smelling like a bonfire, lost in a haze? 🎵

Alt versions without the lyrics under the cut

[youre-only-gay-once]

average south carolina sunlight experience

[graaaaceeliz]

LIGHT THE BEACONS, THE KEEPERS OF THE SACRED TEXT CANNOT BE REACHED

[intothestacks]

Adventures in Librarian-ing

Society: Little girls like having tea parties and playing games about shopping, fashion, or caretaking. :)

The Grade 5 girls in the class I supervise during their lunch time: YOOOO!!! LET'S HAVE A GIRLS-ONLY ARM-WRESTLING COMPETITIOOOOON!!!

Me in the background: Absolutely not!

The real reason we need to have grownups supervising over lunch.

[mossflower]

okay not dropping out 👍

[bakedspoonie]

I have so many questions about Dulaque and Jenkins, were the brothers in arms or brothers in each others arms?

[softboiledwonderland]

Just watched And the Rule of Three, no idea what actually happened as I was too distracted by how hot Eve and Jacob are

[ilovecoelacanths]

I went to a tattoo/piercing parlor yesterday to get a piercing and I started thinking about how sick it would be to get a coelacanth tattoo

And then I was thinking about if I actually did switch my major and become a marine biologist I could have a half sleeve of a bunch of ocean stuff!!! That would be so cool

[yoursghouly]

hi i’d like to be in this relationship pls and thank

[lakecountylibrary]

Just the essentials!

Music credit: "Cinema Blockbuster Trailer 7" by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/en/song/329-cinema-blockbuster-trailer-7 License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license (CC BY 4.0)

[Video Description: A 26 second video. Orchestral, cinematic music plays. Text reads The library is on fire! Grab the most important things!

A librarian at her computer spins around in her chair in slow motion, a look of horror on her face. Video cuts between various librarians frantically rescuing items. Each scene is labeled with the item:

The South Shore Posters: A librarian completely obscured by a framed South Shore Line poster she is carrying backs out of a room.

The hand chair: A librarian hauls away a large red plastic chair shaped like a hand.

Patron holds: A librarian shovels patron holds off the holds shelf onto a cart.

Benny the library skeleton: A librarian princess-carrying a large skeleton dressed in an oversized t-shirt frantically looks around for an exit before dashing away

The cardigan pile: A librarian almost completely obscured by the pile of cardigans in her arms runs toward the camera.

3D printer: A librarian dashes up to a large 3D printer and attempts to lift it off the table

Cecily the giraffe: A librarian pats a life size baby giraffe statue and then grabs it by the leg and begins slowwwly scooting backward to slide it across the carpet

The library tree: A librarian grips an enormous planter out of which springs an entire tree and pulls with all her might. It doesn't move.

James Patterson books? : The librarian carrying Benny sprints into frame between shelves loaded with endless Patterson books. Record scratch. The sound of a clock ticking as he considers the books for maybe two seconds.

Text changes to "Not enough hands". The dramatic music resumes as he sprints off frame with Benny.

End card with the library logo. The words 'Not actually on fire. Everything is fine.' are typed across the screen. End description]

[immaculatasknight]

The academic community closes ranks