#arkos?

[novankenn]

OMAKE: The Beach Episode Nobody Asked for.

Joan(Jaune), Pyrrha and Coco are playing with a beach volleyball... bumping it between themselves.

Nora: (Peacefully, building a sand castle.)

Crab: Greetings, Miss! I am, Pincerious III, The King of Crabs! I couldn't help but notice your castle here. Gift it unto me and I will ensure that your grandest desires be fulfilled!

Nora: ...

Nora:

Crab: Er... Is that a yes? Why do you look so creepy and... malevolent?

/===/

Pyrrha: (Bumps the ball into high into the air) Joan try a spike!

Joan: (Prepping to jump into the air) Okay!

Crab: (Snip!)

Joan: AHHHH!!! MY TOP!!! (Stops and covers hr chest)

Crab: (Shinkt!)

Joan: WTF!!! My bottoms too!?

Coco / Pyrrha: We give thanks to the Sister Goddesses for bounty presented before us!!!

Joan: Huh?

Nora: PFFT!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

(A/N: Original Version)

[davidellisartworkstuff]

"Death had me once, he can have me again once I know our child is safe."

[iheartmothz]

rwby heads

[thecraftyninjacat]

he burned it :(

[artsubject13]

So you know that reunion scene right

[pilot-boi]

Commission of this wonderful hypothetical for my dude @canoncorps. Oh what could have been…

[Buy Me A Ko-Fi]

[arc-misadventures]

Signal's Blocked

Jaune: Looking nice, Pyrrha!

Pyrrha: Oh thank you, Jaune~!

Jaune: It's a good thing you're getting some excessive in while, you're reading!

Pyrrha: Wait… what…?

Jaune: Well, I got to get going, keep up the good work!

Pyrrha: …?!

Pyrrha: What the hell?! Can't a guy get a hint?!

Saphron: Yeah, no. Half of our sisters do the belly splits while reading books… He thinks this is normal for woman, not anything sexy.

Pyrrha: I got fucking sister-zoned?!

Saphron: Yeah… sorry…

Pyrrha: FUCKING BULLSHIT?!

[passionfruitbowls]

so… there’s a recurring theme in my headcanons…

[moistmailman]

Pyrrha: I’m going to fight the next person who insults Jaune.

Jaune: I suck, I swear.

Pyrrha:………*drops a sword on the ground with a loud metallic clang*

Jaune: Uh…..P-Pyrrha.

Pyrrha: Pick it up.

[superiorsturgeon]

Grilled Cheese

Nora: 😡

Ren: 😰

Jaune: 😥

Pyrrha: …I don’t think-

Nora: NO. 😡

Pyrrha: You shouldn’t blame Jaune-

Nora: I. BLAME. JAUNE. 🤬

Ren: I am SO sorry- 😣

Nora: I’ll deal with YOU later! 🤬

Pyrrha: Nora, please…! 😩

Nora: Don’t you give me that! Your boyfriend is the cause of this! Your boyfriend seduced MY boyfriend! 😡

Jaune: I’m sorry! I didn’t realize that a pizza grilled cheese would cause so much trouble! 😫

Nora: SHUT IT, HOMEWRECKER!!!

Nora: Ren took one bite of your devil sandwich and immediately made a sound that it took me MONTHS to get out of him in our bedroom! 🤬

Ren: Would it help if I said I saved half of it for you…? *tentatively holds up pizza-flavored grilled cheese sandwich complete with sautéed pepperoni*

Nora: *outraged gasp* WOULD IT HELP IF-

Nora: *snatches sandwich* Fine!! Just to show you that this sandwich is a symbol of BETRAYAL!!

Nora: *bites into sandwich*

Nora: 😶

Jaune: …I-I put some homemade tomato sauce between the slices of mozzarella-

Nora: This is the best sandwich I’ve ever tasted… 🤤

Pyrrha: See? I told you! 😊

Ren: Does this mean that you like the sandwich and we’re all forgiven…?

Nora: *practically deep-throating the grilled cheese* Are you kidding?! I want this sandwich to impregnate me! 😋

Ren: *turns to Jaune* I need that recipe right now. 😠

[arkos404]

everything abt prismo went downhill after jake, incluiding his taste in men lmao

[novankenn]

She Ships THEM?

Pyrrha: *Walking in to RWBY's dorm* Weiss are you here?

Wiess: *Using her body to block the view of her bed* PYRRHA?!? Wh... what are you doing here?!? How'd you get in?!?

Pyrrha: The door was unlocked and Ruby said you might have a copy of Port's "Tales of the Grimified".

Wiess: RUBY!

Pyrrha: Weiss, are you... what is that?

Wiess: IT'S NOTHING! DON'T LOOK! JUST WAIT OUTSIDE I'LL...

Pyrrha: Are those photo-shopped pictures of me and Jaune kissing?

Wiess: NO! *Grabs said photo and shoves it down the front of her dress* I don't know what you're talking about?

Pyrrha: WHAT THE HELL? *Pushes Weiss aside to look at the makeshift shrine on her bed*

Wiess: No... Please no...

Pyrrha: Why do you have a pair of my panties and Jaune's boxers? What is this??? *Holds up a pair of cornhusk dolls, with their legs twisted together, one with yellow hair. The other with red hair* WHAT THE F IS THIS???

Wiess: Vacoian hoodoo fertility magic...

Pyrrha: Why? WHY?

Wiess: Because...

Pyrrha: WHY WEISS?!?

Wiess: Because... I want...

Pyrrha: WEISS! ANSWER ME NOW! Or so help me...

Wiess: I NEED you an Jaune to get together... so... so I can the nanny for your twelve babies!!!

Pyrrha: Whut?

Wiess: You. Jaune. Babies. Me the nanny!

Pyrrha: I'm... I'm... no... I...

Weiss: *Watches Pyrrha stumble out of the dorm room* Pyrrha Wait! I have a Mistrailian Fertility charm for you to wear!

[davidellisartworkstuff]

"Until Team RWBY arrive - and who knows how long that'll be - all we have is each other."

Helmet BONK sound.

[howlingday]

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune: That's nice~ well oiled and slick~ A beautiful cut of meat just begging to be Devoured~

Jaune: *Putting the pork loin in the oven* How're you doing, Pyr?

Pyrrha: *Heard all of that* ...

~~~~~

Yang: Down Bad.

Nora: Down Atrocious!

Yang: Down Cataclysmic!

Pyrrha: *Hiding her face in her hands* I get it, now teach me how to deal with this before I shatter the foundations with how hard I wanna ride him!

[rainbow-zebra-art]

Flat color commission for Soundwave3591! Featuring the Arkos family from his "Mother Maiden" RWBY AU. So here we have adult Jaune, Pyrrha, and their lovely children – Lia (Liakada) and JJ (Jaune Jr.)!

I always loved this family concept, so drawing them all together smiling and happy was such an enjoyable experience. What's not to enjoy here? They all look so fine >w<