#arent you guys happy?

[buwheal]

Mr. Spamton, have you ever tried sewing before? The patterns some people draft up are bamboozling to the mind, for sure...

-Silly woman who tried, but only managed to stitch together lopsided "pillows" from t-shirts and stuff them with cotton balls

[strangeaxel]

SPECIAL ASKS EDITION: HAPPY BIRTHDAY VINCENT!

Today is the birthday of our favorite old, murderous and pervert purple grape~ so, why don't we celebrate it together?

☆This is a special only for Vincent so ask him whatever you like or even bring presents! 🎁☆

‼You have until next Monday to ask him things, this is Vincent week :)

(i hope people participate or imma kms or something or maybe just sit like shinji. "Sentado en la esquina pensando como fui tan gil")

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

Machine...? When is the last time you rinsed out your CUMtainer?

They look... Quite bloated.

Let me empty that for you. I INSIST.

*slurp* *gulp* *coughing* *gasp* Oh God!

It really does taste like coins!

End transcription

sorry. this was 3 clips.

CUMtainer clip

Slurp and cough clip

Coins clip

[nightwingsgirlfriend]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAM WINCHESTER!!!

[moeblob]

Happy Birthday to Ferdinand von Aegir!

I actually made 33 emotes, affectionately known as Aegirglyphics to some, for my own personal use on discord. However, I figure why not share some of them! They're free to use for discord servers/icons/pfps or whatever. However, my only request is Do NOT use them as subscriber emotes on Twitch. You can make them free follower emotes but you are not to make them locked behind a paywall.

[ywpd-translations]

Ride 778: “Hakogaku's sprinter”

Pag 1

1: Izumida-san!!

2: I'll use it

“Hurakan”!!

Pag 4

1: This year's May

2: Ibaraki Prefecture

West Tsukuba

3: Tsukushiba University, located at the foot of the sacred eastern mountain, Mount Tsukuba, at 887m above the sea level

4: In front of the second dormitory building on the campus

5: Basically, Doubashi

You mean you want to race me in a serious sprint battle...

Pag 5

1: Yes, please

This might be a weird way to say it, but

2: In Hakone Academy... among our team, there's no one who can be my opponent!!

3: Alright, then I'll gladly accept!!

4: I, Izumida Touichirou of Tsukushiba University racing club!!

First year at Tsukushiba University, department of science and engineering, former Hakone Academy captain

Pag 6

1: Former Hakone Academy ace sprinter

2: The area around the university is a town, but if you go out of it it's really easy to ride, Izumida-san

3: There's both flats and mountains, it's a good place for biking

4: Did it take long to come to Ibaraki?

5: Coming here from Kanagawa, you have to cross Tokyo, so... yeah

Honestly, I had to change so many trains...!!

Pag 7

1: Is Manami doing alright?

Yeah, he's so carefree, but sometimes he says something serious too!!... I guess?

Sounds like Manami

2: Ngh....!!

3: Dammit.... this is so fun!!

What's this!! We're just riding our bikes and talking, but I've missed this feeling!!

4: When I was a second year and Izumida-san was a third years, we practiced like this every day!!

5: Sometimes Izumida-san was the one who attacked, sometimes it was me, and we pushed each other to our limits

7: It's not the time to smile about this!! I've come here to become stronger!!

Pag 8

1: Sorry, Izumida-san!!

I got too relaxed for a moment!!

3: It's good to relax

That's important, too

5: There's as many roads to ride as we want!!

So, which one is better? You can choose

For today's menu!!

6: An easy course with a 100km run along the roads of Ibaraki and a sprint at the end

Pag 9

1: Or the hard course, cut into section, with a final sprint when we're giving our all!!

4: Of course!! The hard one!!

6: Since it's you

Pag 10

1: I knew it would come to this!!

Abs, read?

2: Go!!

Pag 11

1: Abs, abs, abs, abs, abs!!

Buoooorah!!

Pag 12

1: Buah!!

2: Doubashi!!

You've really gotten stronger!!

3: If it were you from last year, you wouldn't have been able of getting ahead on a short climb like that before!!

4: Izumida-san, you're the one who has powered up!!

I seriously think I'm gonna be torn apart right now!!

5: But this is what I wanted

Pag 13

1: An opponent to race against in a fierce and close battle!!

During that you become stronger, and move to the next stage!!

2: Abs, Doubashi!!

Rise!! With that body!!

3: More....

4: Give me more, Izumida-san!!

6: Alright, I'll show you a sprint that will make you regret those words!!

Pag 14

1: Abs!!

Come!! Masakiyo!!

2: Buooorah!!

Izumida-saaan!!

4: Today was fun

Pag 15

1: Thank you

Well, I'm beat, Izumida-san

2: In the end, I lost at the final sprint

You rode well, you drove me in a corner until then!!

3: Did you see it? Your next stage

Yeah... well, little by little, but...

4: But I'm just a little closer, I feel like I can grasp something, but I can't

5: That's because you're too serious

6: And you're an hardworker

7: You know, there are two types of “right”

Huh

Pag 16

1: There's what's socially right

And what's right for yourself

3: Rules and norms, things that must be observed when living together, are what's socially right

The other

4: are the feelings in your heart you won't give up

6: Actually, both of these are “right”

Pag 17

1: But, sometimes these two go into conflict

2: Feelings....!!

“Feelings are strength”.... Izumida-san said that before

3: When something wrong happens, you end up resorting to violence, you reflexively curse at people

However, what should be restrained is the “action”

4: Not the feelings themselves

5: If you don't like something, you can get angry

6: No but, Izumida-san, if I just blindly do that.....

7: And when you're happy

Pag 18

1: you can honestly smile

2: I got too relaxed for a moment!!

4: There's no need to deny it

Those obvious “feelings” that are boiling inside you!! You can smile because you've missed something

5: The feelings that came out amidst of your own study and research and suffering

Where is the mistakes in that?

6: Even if you took a detour, there's no lie in your hard work!!

8: Release yourself more

Lead the path of your own heart

Pag 19

1: Polish what's right for you!!

2: What's “right”.... for me....!!

3: I understood it riding together with you today

You're already good enough for the next stage

You

Pag 20

1: will become much stronger!!

Buoooo!! Smash through!! “Hurakan”!!

[upiri-entita]

I've been thinking, steves and nancys relationship in season 2 of stranger things and adult shaunas and jeffs relationship in yellowjackets are same relationship, aren't they?

[mo-ok]

Toku Summer Day 1 - At the Pool/Beach

Dairanger ep25 Zyuohger ep21 Go Onger ep25 Gingaman ep21 Changeman ep6

[stinkrascal]

:D

[mazojo]

they are so soulmate coded

[triona-tribblescore]

Thats a wrap! :D

Link to the template: (stole it from Helli too uvu <3)

[alex-a-fans]

Happy Halloween!!!!

Tumblr is a killer and killed the quality :(

My digital art burnout is cured.

[moeblob]

Ananza realizing that Deacon's mom was a devoted follower of hers THEREFORE that's her son now, too! And she will dote on him and love him and never pick on him like all the other deities tend to do. That's her precious little boy who lives in another city and rarely gets to see her!

[amvro]

AMURO. 05

One would assume, that after all this time, even the day of love and pink and roses would lose its charm. Once you've had the joy of being with your loved one for so many years, one would assume the magic would've faded. Oh how wrong they would be. As both a hopeless romantic and a huge fan of pink, you believed you were born for this special day. And even after all this time, every single year you were unimaginably grateful to have a Valentine. The one you loved most, as your Valentine.

Yet the best part of this all, was that Amuro Tooru knew. Of course he knew. Every year, you'd pretend to not actually care. You'd say it'd be nice if you both had time, but it wasn't that big of a deal if you don't after so many years. Oh, how he saw right through your lies. If there was one person excited for Valentine's Day, it had to be you. It didn't matter if he had time or not, he would always make time on Valentine's Day. It was a day for him and you. 

That wasn't all that you didn't know however. You didn't realize he was just as excited for Valentine's Day. The way you would still be thrilled when he says he has the night free, or the way your eyes would light up every year when he brought you red roses, or even the way you’d always end up sharing the whole box of chocolates he got for you, not him, would never fail to melt his heart. While you were always very obvious with expressing your love, Valentine's Day was special for him because it was so subconscious. Your love for him seemed to pour out of you and it filled his heart in ways you would never imagine.

So again, he waits for you with a bouquet of red roses, somehow nervous, praying that you would love them.

“Happy Valentines Day,”

[apologetic-artist]

ghi

i hear that youre tahnking s o me dhmis art eequests right?.

i kuge yku :3

Heheh yes I am >:3

I'm assuming you want the old man so I will throw you the old man

Also I drew you your critter :p (sorry if it looks splotchy)

Hope you enjoy these!! :D

[theloveinc]

My roommate is fighting with her boyfriend but I just keep thinking about having the police called at your wedding because you and the groom are having some, major break-up worthy fight and are throwing cake and champagne glasses at each other... but the closest officer is technically a pro-hero (Kirishima? Bakugo? Both?) who shows up expecting a criminal rather than a would-be bride sobbing in their arms