#aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?

[atwas-meme-ing]

Oh, wow! Most people can't get Mark Hamill's face right, but this looks just like him. Awesome work!

[amandamadeathing]

Happy anniversary to Star Wars! (And coincidentally Return of the Jedi).

This Barbie Movie image reminds me of what happened back on the Millennium Falcon. I think I'll draw them like this.

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STAR WARS: EPISODE IV - A NEW HOPE (1977) PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue from the film, adjust as necessary

uh... everything's under control. situation normal.

this will be a day long remembered.

in my experience, there's no such thing as luck.

i have you now!

let's blow this thing and go home!

great shot, kid, that was one in a million!

look, a few minutes ago you said you didn't want to just wait here to be captured. now all you want to do is stay?

he doesn't like you.

it's a wonder you're still alive.

no reward is worth this.

i'm surprised that you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself.

the more you tighten your grip, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.

screaming about it can't help you.

i see your point.

i wonder if he really cares about anything, or anybody.

what is it? some kind of local trouble?

i have the death sentence on twelve systems.

this little one's not worth the effort.

i sense something.

should i have your ship standing by?

you don't believe in the force, do you?

i've flown from one side of the galaxy to the other. i've seen a lot of strange stuff.

there's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny.

the force will be with you, always.

how did my father die?

if there's a bright center to the universe, you're on the planet that it's furthest from.

i don't know what all this trouble is about, but i'm sure it must be your fault.

you watch your language!

we seem to be made to suffer. it's our lot in life.

either i'm going to kill her or i'm beginning to like her.

aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?

the force is strong with this one.

i fear something terrible has happened.

we had a slight weapons malfunction, but... uh. everything's perfectly all right now.

we're fine, we're all fine here now. thank you. how are you?

we're sending a squad up.

we're doomed.

it's not over yet.

i ain't in this for your revolution, and i'm not in it for you.

i expect to be well paid. i'm in it for the money.

use the force, [name].

i find your lack of faith disturbing.

this bickering is pointless.

hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side.

look, your worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight. i take orders from just one person: me.

give us a few minutes to lock it down!

who is this? what's your operating number?

[name], we're gonna have company!

you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. we must be cautious.

let me see your identification.

you can go about your business.

move along.

my ship has fallen under attack.

this is our most desperate hour.

you're my only hope.

i've gotta get home! it's late! i'm in for it as it is!

i'm getting too old for this sort of thing.

look, i can't get involved. i've got work to do.

it's all such a long way from here.

evacuate? in our moment of triumph? i think you overestimate their chances.

we have no weapons!

you're far too trusting.

i recognized your foul stench when i was brought on board.

marching into a detention area is not what i had in mind.

that's what i'm afraid of.

this is all your fault.

i don't know who you are or where you came from, but from now on you'll do as i tell you, okay?

surely he must be dead by now.

i have something here for you.

there was nothing you could have done.

[phoenixyfriend]

Do you ever think about how ironic "aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper" is when the original troopers were clones, and Tem is 2 inches shorter than Hamill

[howtheworldcouldb]

(For a moment, he was back in the Clone Wars, helping Senator Amidala down from her transport, her gait poised and regal as she stepped down. This woman, the prisoner, was not quite the same. Her nose was wider and her jaw just a little off. But for a moment, the two overlapped. And then this short little woman, with Padmé’s bearing and face, with hair curled into buns at the side of her head in a way that dragged up long-buried memories of Naboo, turned and snapped at the troopers escorting her, face curled into something politely vicious. It echoed a long-lost General perfectly, and Cody’s heart stopped all over again.)   “I’m Cody. I’m here to rescue you.”   On the Death Star, Leia’s rescue comes a little earlier and a little different

Contrary to popular belief this is still a Star Wars blog and I am still alive. Happy uhhh...... two-years-late chapter. Don't kill me.

[alex99achapterthree]

"Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?"

[constantfragmentation]

Luke Jinx and Chewy Sevika

"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

Did anyone else think this or am I just a SW nut?

[discount-shades]

Sleepy Baby is Joe Cool

a/n: So I had the costume idea back in February or March and I have been holding on to it until now. It has been forever since I've written at all let alone for these two and I'm feeling pretty out of practice.

Pairing: Jake “Hangman” Seresin/reader

Warning: none, Fluff

Word Count: 800 ish

Summary: It's Halloween!

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“Jake, you have to wear them.” You can’t help but whine, holding up the headband with the floppy dog ears made from felt and hot glue. “You wouldn’t let me paint your face so if you don’t wear the ears you're not Joe Cool. You are just a guy in a red sweater and sunglasses.”

Jake frowns down at you and you go to place your hands on your hips but are blocked by the red cardboard doghouse hanging off your shoulders that you had spent weeks carefully building. “You don't have to wear ears.” He replies. 

“I’m World War I Flying Ace Snoopy,” you explain patiently with a roll of your eyes, “He wears an aviator hat and a red scarf.” Spinning the scarf in question around you grin as you let it brush Jake's nose.  

“I don't see why I couldn’t be Flying Ace Snoopy, I’m the fighter pilot of the two of us.” Jake is now the one whining. 

“But Flying Ace Snoopy is in the Air Force and you made it very clear to me the day we met that you are in the Navy.” Your grin widens at the pout on Jake’s face. “Besides, you get to be the pilot every day, let me be it for once.”

“Fine,” Jake huffs as he puts on the dog ear headband, “But only because you look cute in the hat.” You lean forward to give him a kiss and are forced to stop when your cardboard dog house bumps into him. “How are you going to get into the truck with that thing on?”

 After carefully redressing in the cardboard doghouse part of your costume in the parking lot you edge into the Hard Deck as Jake holds the door. Catching hold of his hand you make your way over to the boisterous group at the pool table near the back. After your engagement dinner your group of friends had sort of melded into the Dagger Squad. Occasionally meeting up for backyard barbecues and nights out. 

A grin splits your face as you walk over to the cheers at your Snoopy alter ego costumes. Jake gives your hand a gentle squeeze as he goes to get drinks. Surveying the group's costumes you are glad you went all out to build your Snoopy doghouse. Almost everyone has dressed up. “Really, Bradley,” You turn to the one person who looks almost identical as he looks in his everyday life. “Magnum PI?”

“I can’t help it if I’m always this sexy.” He puffs out his chest and glances at Grace as if to make sure she is looking. You roll your eyes and look over to see Grace, dressed as Sandy from Grease, leaning against the wall talking to Bob.

“Keep telling yourself that.” The voice comes from behind a white stormtrooper helmet to your left. You smile at who can only be Mickey. 

“Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?” You ask him and he laughs as Jake returns with your whiskey sour. 

“Hangman, your fiance is cooler than you are.” You feel Jake bump into your box and press a kiss to the leather helmet you are wearing. 

“She’s cooler than you too, Fanboy.” 

– – – 

The evening continues with everyone talking and laughing. At some point Jake 'loses' the headband and asks Penny for a stool without a back so you can sit down in your doghouse costume. It is late when you finally leave with Jake, and Bradley follows. 

“She really doesn’t like me does she?” Bradley asks mournfully as Jake helps you out of your costume when you reach his truck. 

“Who?” You ask as you smooth your mussed hair. 

“Grace.” He looks at you with puppy dog eyes. “She just rolled her eyes and ignored me all night.”

“I mean you were flirting with her in front of her boyfriend.” You shrug. “What did you expect her to do?”

Bradley freezes as he goes to open the truck door for you. “Her boyfriend?” he repeats in confusion. “She was next to Bob all night.”

“Yeah,” You glance over at Jake and see his equally shocked expression. “They’ve been seeing each other for months now.”

“She is dating Bob?” Bradley shouts out.

At the same time Jake says, “Bob was the guy dressed as Danny Zuko?” 

“Wow.” You glance between the two men in disbelief. “You both really are oblivious.”

“How could you not tell me?” Jake almost sounds offended and you can't help but laugh.

“We literally went on a double date together last Saturday.”

“I thought we were all just hanging out and I was pretty focussed on you and not Bob.” Jake says as he tries to remember the interactions between Bob and Grace. “Well good for them.” Jake opens the truck door and you climb in after putting the doghouse in the truck box. 

“What about me?” Bradley asks.

“Go find someone else, Magnum, Sandy is taken.” You call out the window as Jake drives away. 

[hero-of-courage]

Here are some short writings from Linked Galaxy!

Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?

Warriors snickered unashamedly as Four pulled a stormtrooper helmet over his head. The two of them and Legend had snuck aboard an imperial cruiser and were in need of disguises. The captain decided to tease the boy as he adjusted the plastoid armor on his shoulder.

"You've definitely gotta be the shortest stormtrooper I've ever seen." The man chuckled.

Four yanked the helmet off and leveled him with a glare.

He muttered bitterly, "Hand me that cadet helmet."

Legend slid in next to Warriors in full armor. "Honestly, he should really be posing as a captured Ewok or Jawa instead."

Four roughly pulled the cadet helmet over his head and growled in a filtered voice, "Shut up or I'll stun you."

Legend knocked on the top of Four's helmet with a daring smirk. "Try it. We'll see how this op goes when you're dragging my limp body around."

The captain cut in with a mock serious tone, "Don't do it, Four. It won't go over well."

Four scowled underneath the helmet. "Why did I have to be assigned this mission with you two?"

Where's your padawan?

Time peeked over the crate carefully. Standing at attention, in front of their escape was an outrageous amount of troopers. He sighed then turned to address the two boys next to him.

"Now, this is a tight situation. We are out numbered by a lot and our chances of getting out of this hanger with guns blazing is out of the question." He shared a glance with his former apprentice. "I think it best to employ stealth-"

Time glanced around. "Twilight, where's your padawan?"

The sound of an explosion and screaming bucket-heads rang out behind him. "That's him isn't it?"

Twilight rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly. "Yeah..."

Time pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed. "I'm going to have a word with both of you later. Let's get moving before Wild gets himself killed."

Point and Shoot

Legend fired his blaster at an approaching trooper and swiped his gun. After examining it briefly, he tossed it to his companion.

Hyrule fumbled to catch the weapon as Legend spoke, "There. Use that."

Hyrule turned the blaster over in his hands, looking for the grip. "I have never used a blaster before."

Legend stared at the younger boy blankly for a moment before continuing his march down the hallway. "What am I going to do with you, kid? It's simple. Point and shoot."

She's a good speeder!

"Rusl can drop us off at the spaceport and then bring Epona back home so we don't have to worry about leaving her," Twilight summarized his plan for leaving Ordon.

Time raised a brow. "You named your speeder?"

"She's a good speeder!" Twilight defended himself with his arms crossed over his chest.

The exasperated master shook his head. "I'm not going to argue about this."

Please tell me we won't...

"Please tell me we won't have me launched full speed in an escape pod into an imperial space station?" Wind huffed after speaking what seemed to be utter nonsense in a down right serious tone.

"I'm sorry?" Sky leaned forward to glance at the boy in concern and confusion. "We uh won't do that?

Wild grinned like a mad man. "Yes. Yes we will."

Four is a droid?

"Who needs a droid when you have Four to fix things? Am I right?" Wind elbowed Warriors next to him.

Legend chuckled. "Do you think he can make it past the detectors in a cantina?"

"Probably not," Wild jumped in. "Not with all that scrap metal he carries around with him."

Four's eye twitched and he gripped the wrench in his hand. "I am so close to strangling all of you."

Warriors didn't bother to hide his amusement. "He's got the attitude for it too."

"Say goodbye to your heaters. Don't come to me to fix it when you're all freezing in your rooms tonight."

I'm a fighter pilot!

Sky stumbled into the captain's seat of a freighter and scanned over the controls frantically.

"How does this thing work?" He yelled towards the back of the ship.

Legend stopped his decent down the ladder in shock. "I thought you were the best pilot!"

"I'm a fighter pilot!" Sky shot back in frustration. "I've never seen a ship like this before!"

Legend blinked at him in disbelief. "This is a simple freighter! How have you not seen one?"

"My people never traded with outsiders!" Sky explained as he guessed at the switches and successfully started the engines. "The biggest ship we have besides our loftwing fighters is the Skycarrier itself!"

"Blast it all!" Legend swore as he mentally declared this conversation a lost cause. He let himself drop into the lower turret position. "Just figure it out! I'm manning the guns!"

How'd you get so skilled with a lightsaber?

"How'd you get so skilled with a lightsaber?" Twilight asked as he and Sky boarded their home ship.

Sky pondered a moment. "I was trained by the ghosts of ancient Jedi."

Time, who happened to hear them as they entered, spilled his caff in surprise.

"Is that right?" Twilight grinned.

Sky nodded. "I think facing off against two supposed long dead Sith Lords was a big part of it."

The captain, who had walked past them at that moment, turned to face the eldest in the corner.

"Did he just say what I thought he said?" Warriors spoke in a panicked tone.

Time didn't reply as he cleaned up his spilled drink.

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Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?

Stormtrooper cosplay by Lea Martinez

[perplexed-angel]

"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper." Your honour I love her

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Well, thanks to @hegodamask, @karnpuffs, @jonkeli, @lighttailoring and @supervisormeero, I did the thing...

*runs away*

[enbysiriusblack]

Mary sent an old box full of objects, pictures and such of Hari's parents. Most of it was Lily's, taken with from Mary's polaroid camera, photos of the girls' dormitory and trips to Hogsmeade.

And at the bottom of the box was a small tape entitled 'Christmas '78'. He quickly put it in and watched it.

It started with Mary filming Remus and Peter, failing at wrapping a present together. Their hands and arms covered in tape and half of the present was still unwrapped.

A blonde woman, Marlene Mckinnon, suddenly appeared and ran towards the camera.

"Mary! Cas just told me you were here, I haven't seen or heard from you in months, how are you?"

Mary tossed the camera to the side to hug Marlene and the film skipped to some time later. Lily was holding the camera and recording herself.

"So, James just threw up. Which was disgusting. Got some on Sirius' shoes and then they started fighting each other in the place he had just vomited. I am never getting that picture out of my head. Anyway, they're getting cleaned up now and Mia and Monty just arrived so dinner will be soon."

The screen then blurred and the close face of a younger Sirius showed. They grinned at the camera.

"Hello future Mary! Bet you're happy to see my face!"

"No one wants to see your face that close up, Sirius!" Lily said, taking the camera back.

She directed it towards Sirius but at a further distance than before.

They jumped onto the sofa and laid down, "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

The camera twirled around and Lily appeared again, "Okay, and with that I'm going to stop recording."

Sirius appeared next to her, "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

Lily turned to them, "Okay I got the star wars one but what was that?"

"Monty Python and the holy grail."

"... Bye Mary!"

The video skipped again, now James stood in the center of the same room as before with someone else holding it.

"Dad are you recording?" James asked directly to the camera.

The video turned and faced what seemed to be an older version of James but without the glasses and neater hair, Hari's grandfather, who smiled and waved at the camera before turning it back round.

Remus was sitting in the corner of the screen behind James, fiddling with a record player before Bicycle Race by Queen started playing.

James grinned and then start to sing and dance.

It had gone on for about a minute, James singing and dancing with a vary of laughs during it. Until James grabbed the arms of his mother and Lily and got them to sing along.

"Come on, it's our anthem! You too, Moony!" He gestured to Remus sitting behind them.

Remus reluctantly got up with a small nudge by Sirius and came over to them, Lily linking their arms together.

James' mother sang (sometimes interrupted by a small cough) and danced as much as James, holding his hands in hers. Both with wild hair and glasses. While Lily and Remus only sung but were both considerably better at it.

The camera tilted as the performance came to an end, Dorcas and Marlene sitting half on each other while throwing tinsel at them.

Fleamont laughed and cheered before he started coughing, unable to stop.

"Dad? Dad, are you alright?"

Euphemia ran over to him, as the camera fell the floor, "Monty!"

The film stopped and Hari stared at the blank screen before breaking out in sobs.

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Bee’s 2023 Fic Review

2021 2022

My AO3

Works: 8

Word Count:  154,635

Events: Invisobang | Phic Phight | EctoberHaunt (Mod Tucker)

Here’s my  fics! I didn't write nearly as much as I hoped but I did start a Masters Program so I am learning to write better hopefully! (I actually wrote a lot I didn't post that I am saving for when I am more caught up on my WIPs tbh >>)

Danny Phantom:

WIP:

Pieces of Time (26,520 words) Subscriptions: 154 Hits: 3,390 Kudos: 267 Comment Threads: 45 Bookmarks: 118

Some questions don't have answers, some answers aren't worth having and some make you wonder where the truth is being hidden. Danny asks Clockwork a question, now, what about the answer?

Finished:

We Interrupt Your Scheduled Programming (10,062 words) Subscriptions: 5 Hits: 486 Kudos: 70 Comment Threads: 7 Bookmarks: 20

Nocturne generally hates doing favors. He’d honestly rather be sleeping, or messing with someone’s head or … well anything really. But Clockwork got himself into a mess that even he wasn’t going to have an easy time digging himself out of. But hey, what are brothers for? Clockwork was going to owe him for this one though.

Pruning the Branches (30,289 words) Subscriptions: 3 Hits: 215 Kudos: 14 Comment Threads: 12 Bookmarks: 2

Flynn is finally headed back to his home in the Ghost Zone! But something happened in the short time he was away, something that put his family at risk. Struggling to once more find his footing now that everything seems to be falling apart around him, Flynn needs to get answers-even if that means running from his Mother and overprotective siblings and dodging a murderous ghost that's a little bit too murderous. Nothing is going to be the same after this.

Other:

WIP:

Hyde Inside (7,847 words) Subscriptions: 11 Hits: 257 Kudos: 27 Comment Threads: 5 Bookmarks: 7

The only place for a murderer is a hangman's noose… but there is another place for a madman if Gabriel can make the argument. He could save his friend's life. Even if he'd never be forgiven for it. It might have even worked if it wasn't for the mysterious sharp-toothed woman outside Hyde's room, and the answers the good doctor seems reluctant to share.

Finished:

Treasures and Tricks (1,518 words) Hits: 314 Kudos: 55 Comment Threads: 4 Bookmarks: 8

Hastur was an all powerful inhuman King. He did not spend his days thinking about Arthur Lester.

Not a Home but a Haunt (2,319 words) Hits: 77 Kudos: 13 Comment Threads: 3 Bookmarks: 2

Arthur Lester is adjusting just fine to his new 'situation' thank you. Being blind doesn't make him helpless, it's just a new fact of his life. He can still be a detective, if Parker would just let him prove it. Ignoring of course, the strange new voice that seems to come from no where, and Parker swearing that it's just the two of them alone in the apartment…

Grand Line Carnival (24,140 words) Subscriptions: 51 Hits: 3,909 Kudos: 268 Comment Threads: 45 Bookmarks: 81

Law doesn't want to go to a carnival ever again, but his crew doesn't know that and they insist that he has been spending far too much time in the hospital. So he's stuck, but at least he's with friends, now if only he could get that weird stranger off his mind. Or better yet, Stop running into him everywhere. Literally.

Beneath Different Stars (51,940 words) Subscriptions: 175 Hits: 7,784 Kudos: 520 Comment Threads: 125 Bookmarks: 116

A role-reversal that has Dynn Jaren, a stormtrooper with an attitude problem running away with a stolen asset. And Corin, a Mandalorian bounty hunter that’s supposed to be hunting him down for the good of his clan. Except, what happens when the “asset” isn’t what he thought it was? And the “stormtrooper” he was chasing packs a bit of a punch?

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Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper? (c) Princess Leia

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inktober / starwarstober

aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?