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#ARE YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING KIDDING ME#WHY DOES HE LOOK SO GOOD#IM GOING TO KMS#lando norris#ln#f1#formula 1
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You’re telling me…. that this shit ISNT gay…??? 😭😭 Like ok bruh let’s be fr for a sec
#mha#my hero academia#bnha#ochaco uraraka#uraraka ochako#toga himiko#himiko toga#togachako#tgchk#are you actually fucking kidding me#this is the gay shit i used to say to my ex gf before we started dating 🤷♀️🤷♀️
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just finished episode 98
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So JYP are actually debuting a new girl group with a 12 year old member? Jesus wept...
#i'm well aware that debuting under age idols is nothing new#but 12 years old?!#are you actually fucking kidding me#like 🤢🤢🤢#VCHA#jyp entertainment
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Just because you are busy doesn’t mean no one else is 🙄🙄 of course I mind doing your job from 18 hours away 😂😂
#are you actually fucking kidding me#not like I’m busy and dealing with double the amount of cars and locations 🙄🙄
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there is literally not even a fucking brown skin tone. it’s tan and tanner.
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Guess who’s about to punch Netflix
#1899#are you kidding me#are you actually fucking kidding me#I’m going to scream#Netflix let’s take this outside#1899 netflix#baran bo odar#jantje friese#WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS NETFLIX#let’s fight fr
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okay bye for like an hour. what the fuck.
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what Seal did this break
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she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.
my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.
my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.
my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.
at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.
my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.
i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.
two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.
it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.
#writeblr#wlw#i often think about like.....#being happy in a gay relationship is sometimes so odd#bc u can forget how stupid ppl are.#bc ur so USED to being gay. and u forget other people GENUINELY ARE homophobic#so it's like. girl pardon?????#but also there are moments where it's like. ohhh the kids are alright#like watching someone razz someone else.... so fucking wholesome#“lemme get this bitche's pronouns before i make gentle fun of them” .... i would have KILLED for that.#THAT is how u know ur accepted#not just tolerated#..... when ppl are like. sure ur nonbinary congrats but WHAT is this fucking sunscreen application#ps idk if "razz'' is a real word but someone asked what it means -#i've always heard it as being a term for 'gentle & friendly teasing'' which like#i personally notice more from my guy friends but is like - when a person isn't#LIKE ACTUALLY teasing u (it's nothing personal/mean) they're just laughing w/you about something#my friends often put on a little voice and call me an anemic little bitch#like 'ooooo the anemic little bitch is cold??? does she need a mouse blanket#bc she's SOOOO SMALL AND ANEMIC???''#and it doesn't hurt my feelings (it makes me laugh very hard) bc 1. i actually called MYSELF that first#and 2. i'm not sensitive about it!!!#a proper razz is when you are ALSO in on the joke - i ALSO think it's funny#for some people i personally find that when they razz u it's when they love u -#they've noticed something genuine about u and love u enough that u know they're not being mean#this is cultural and personality based of course but i'm hispanic#if someone isn't making fun of me it means they hate me . obviously.
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#are you actually FUCKING KIDDING ME#THE BANK FUCKING SENT MY NEW CARD AT MY MOTHERS HOUSE#so now 1) i had the unpleasantness of having a fucking phonecall with her#2) i have to FUCKING GO THERE WHEN I HAVE NEITHER THE TIME NOR ENERGY FOR THAT BULLSHIT#IM SO PISSED
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why did they automatically have “show author portraits” turned on. what. help
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now of course im going to heart it i love alcohol
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BITCH don’t pretend to care now!!! TOO LITTLE TOO FUCKING LATE!!!
#into the ether#i’m so mad#i’m so fucking tired#are you actually fucking kidding me#you gave me up a long time ago#don’t pretend to be all high and mighty like you’re th better person#you’re a piece of absolute shit#now rot in it
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love fics where Danny ends up in the DC universe & every alarm goes off at once & the magic users are like "yeah that's the most powerful being in the universe & also possibly super evil we are FUCKED fucked" & the Justice League is freaking tf out trying to find this thing that casually tore a hole in reality & it just cuts to Danny (Fenton) standing in the background blissfully unaware & like "man my life sucks but at least i have this candy bar—" *drops it in a puddle*
#danny phantom#dc x dp#dp x dc#sorry it's 7am i havent slept & all i can think about is dp shit#so a normal day for me basically#you know that ''oh hes fucked up actually'' meme?#i like to view Danny as that but opposite. ''oh he's normal actually''#i think that is underutilized. Danny just being some kid#his life is insane & he has superpowers & is half dead & his parents are ghost hunters & his house is a lab#but underneath it all he really is just some kid#okay so this has gotten almost 300 notes in less than 12 hours so i need to say something#Danny being a little bit pathetic is key here#the others can view him as some super powerful god king. he can even look like it. but he HAS to be a little pathetic & even a bit stupid#he HAS to accidentally drop that candy bar & it HAS to land directly in some dirty street puddle#& he has to stand there for a minute just staring at it before picking it up phasing the water off & sighing so dejectedly#it rattles his lungs like he's about to cry & then he eats it anyways because that boy will eat anything#& all he had with him when he fell through that stupid portal was this candy bar Tucker threw at his head 2 seconds prior#so really he doesn't have anything else to eat at the moment#& then Batman is there#whipping the adoption papers out of his cape & choking out ''god i can't NOT adopt him'' or whatever
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#fastest i have ever put my clothes in that shitass dryer in my life#sir. sir you are making it really fucking hard to not actually believe in any theories rn are you KIDDING ME#DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO BE NORMAL ABOTU THAT IN A PUBLIC LAUNDRY ROOM#I HAVENT EVEN FINISHED READING THE NEWSLETTER IM GONNA THRIOW UP#undertale#undertale newsletter
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