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Chapters: 2/15 Fandom: Riverdale (TV 2017), Archie Comics & Related Fandoms
Relationships: Archie Andrews/Jughead Jones, will add others as they appear lol Characters: Jughead Jones, Archie Andrews, Betty Cooper, Veronica Lodge, Toni Topaz, Cheryl Blossom, Donna Sweett, Dilton Doiley, Bret Weston Wallis, Kevin Keller, Ethel Muggs, Ben Button, jughead and his million billion pet dykes, Hiram Lodge, Alice Cooper
Summary:
Jughead grows up like climbing bindweed - in short, jerkily and without much pity.
1931 is not a good year for boys who love stories - well, maybe when he's older, it can be all dust-devils and skeletons and men and women talking loudly about very important things, instead of just how dinner is cold - but right now, it doesn’t feel like it.
#chapter 2 meet little jughead archie and toni in the 30s how many torments will they experience!#once again dont love pacing in this one but it really does have its moments and i think i fixed it a bit this morning#riverdale
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I totally forgot to post abt this earlier i was hanging out on the stoop w my mom and her friends and one of them is this rlly beautiful woman named Alicia who loves baseball (go Phillies etc) and she was drunkenly telling me all about her two cats named Archie and Jughead
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Don’t mind Archie.
(Red Sonja and Vampirella Meet Betty and Veronica #9)
#Red Sonja and Vampirella Meet Betty and Veronica#betty cooper#veronica lodge#vampirella#red sonja#archie andrews#jughead jones#high school#riverdale#1970s#time travel#team up#crossover#amy chu#dan parent#dynamite comics#comics#2010s comics
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I’m sorry Varchie and Brucas are the same ship in a different font.
#varchie#brucas#riverdale#one tree hill#THINK ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!#rich girl with dark/brown hair and rumors/assumptions flying around her + hbic attitude + cheerleader#meets sensitive light haired star athlete with an artistic side hustle and they fall in love#both brooke and veronica were 10 toes down abt lucas and archie from the BEGINNING literally day one#NICKNAMES: pretty girl and boyfriend/cheery and broody — archiekins and ronnie#best friend cheating trope TWICE check 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡#but also the regret and rebuilding#both would have made/make incredible couples that found their way back to each other and keep choosing each other/chosen soulmates#+ they rock as friends and make excellent teams; they’re better together#not to mention broody athlete x cheery cheerleader aka sunshine/grumpy trope to an extent#epic love confessions and CHEMISTRY OFF THE CHARTSSSSSSSSS with PLENTY of spicy scenes#like#your honor#it’s the same picture#and not even mentioning the girl brazenly flirting with the guy and him being amused by it#both of them bringing out the other’s deeper sides and making them better/want to be better#2nd chance romance DOWN TOO#i may or may not write a more coherent dissertation tomorrow but hear me tf out this is a clear vision and i’m SEEING IT#k chats#screaming into the void
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I just read the plot synopsis for the Riverdale finale and people, the way the universe flashed before my eyes when I saw the words "eighty-six-year-old Betty" -
Really, but really, it's a shame that there were so many roads untaken a final season of Riverdale could have been -
a) our characters with their modern sensibilities and remembered minds forced to navigate the 50s where actions actually cause changes to fix the future (oh, sorry, isn't that what we were promised? ha, ha, ha...)
b) our characters sent back with their selves replaced with Archie comic stereotyped selves where they have to shake off those stereotyped selves throughout the season (oh, wait, we were promised that too...)
c) an actual true blue gleaming 50s Archie Comic adaptation, since the writers cannot handle any discussion of delicate topics or keep in their minds from episode to the next what repression, racism, homophobia, paranoia, or censorship mean (don't tell me 'love letter to the comic fans'; don't lie to my face; I grew up on Betty & Veronicas; let Reggie be a cad; let Veronica be mean; let Betty be pathetic; let Archie and Jughead talk!; the closest they got was "Tales in a Jugular Vein" and it was glorious and then they scolded us for enjoying it)
d) Sabrina accidentally completely breaks down the barrier from Greendale to Riverdale and we get full on zombies, vampires, and werewolves at last! (come on, the Vampire Diaries universe finally ended last year, it was time to fill the void)
e) The comet hits Riverdale and we stick around to see post-apocalyptic Riverdale, with Big Anthony and Bingo wandering the streets like Mad Max (I'm sure The 100 had some props lying around in a Vancouver warehouse)
f) We just finally throw up our hands and give David Ramsey the Green Lantern show he's teased in about seventeen different series already, which could be no worse than having to hear Toni saying, without a hint of irony, the words, "You completely captured the longing of being in a queer, interracial relationship in the 50s"
#if someone dares to say the word 'camp' I will bop them in the nose#Archie meets Creepshow was camp#the rest is bad writing#I just wanted it to be good#that's all I ever wanted#or bad in amazing way not in a sex-obsessed yet Puritanical way#or where homophobia and racism exist in levels that correspond to episode shenanigans (aka non existent but for very special lessons)#Jughead and Veronica have been the one thing I've enjoyed all season because#a) if you're going to throw out the comics you might as well go whole hog#b) their scenes together have been allowed to breathe and have composition and intent and romance#anyway if you want to know who the special friend is just know that someone finally told RAS that Dawson and Joey cannot end up together#Riverdale
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why would the screenwriters get upset on twitter about something so inconsequential? it's a CW show, one that i feel like most of the cast and crew know is bad, given clips of some of the interviews i've seen over the years.
Because they're petty bitches and also because these people didn't realize until season 5 that this was bad. Like, the actors knew it was bad, cuz they had to try and sell all this bullshit, but Roberto genuinely did not believe he was making a bad product for like half of this show's run. Cuz this show has this reputation NOW as super campy and self-awarely parodic but if you watch the first two seasons, it's trying to be a Twin Peaks stylized but otherwise regularly drama show, and it was a whole thing in the media after season 3 that they were gonna try and tone the show down to get back to "season 1 vibes". Except it didn't work because Roberto is a bad writer, he is not talented, and people were still making fun of the show, and I think that's when he just kinda gave up and decided that we might as well be laughing with him rather than at him.
So when Sam Witwer pointed out that his stupid plot was stupid, he still hadn't figured it out yet, so he got really pissy, even though the solution to not wanting your actors to say your writing is bad is to stop being a bad writer.
#personal#answered#anonymous#it's super annoying because the base 'twin peaks meets archie comics' idea COULD work#the juxtaposition of small town slice of life americana nostalgia with real darkness lurking just below#that's good i don't mind it#(clearly considering the riverdale rewrite exists on my ao3 and i PROMISE it's not abandoned guys i'm just a really slow writer)#but ras literally is not a good writer#i feel comfortable saying that even if it's mean because it is painfully true
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It gets META???
It’s so frustrating that so many people don’t know or realise that Jughead Jones is actually weird, he is a weirdo, and it’s not just because of that stupid hat - it’s because of the way he mines the real life tragedies of his friends and loved ones for his own personal gain, the fact that he’s died at least 4 times, that there is at minimum 3 of him and you could make an argument for there being 6, that only like 4 of the people he’s ever met have liked him and those 4 people do not include his parents, that he trapped his friends in a perpetual cycle of being 17 because he can’t move on or get over anything, that he was asked to film his high school’s production of Carrie and ended up filming a true crime documentary and that isn’t even half of the weird but true facts about my friend Jughead
#I loooove that actually#‘we’re all characters in a story. we don’t have the ability to make our own decisions.’#that is existentially TERRIFYING#and it’s even worse if he’s the only one aware of this because he’s alone in that understanding#I can’t believe it gets meta that’s amazing#I guess once you’ve had enough weird experiences on the regular that meeting a Rat King seems like par for the course#you have to wonder why your life is Like This#archie comics#riverdale#jughead jones#meta#this makes another interesting contrast to the comics#his hat has always represented how *free* he is. how he doesn’t constrain himself to society’s norms.#he’s weird because he chooses to be. he wears that hat because he likes it and he doesn’t care what other people think of him.#on the show however the hat represents a LACK of autonomy#he calls it ‘stupid.’ he doesn’t want to wear it. but he has no choice because he has no agency in any aspect of his existence.#as in everything the showverse corrupts the hat’s meaning into a twisted dark reflection of itself (truly the darkest timeline)#rather than a symbol of individuality the hat has become a symbol of conformity#no matter how much tv jug wants to be a rebel or unique or anti-authority or whatever#he has no choice but to bend to the whims of his universe because he’s a character and he KNOWS it#both free will and predeterminism can exist at once but not for the same person. understanding of one view means you lose the other#OG jug has free will because he doesn’t *know* he’s a fictional character. all his actions are still his own. he’s weird on his own merits.#because TV jug understands himself to be a character. he no longer has free will. his weirdness is dictated by someone else and he knows it#even this is taken away from him#darkest timeline
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pairings: kj apa x male reader
request: Could I request where reader is an actor on Riverdale and they're filming a scene with him giving KJ up a blow job on the bed and as soon as Hector yells action that he starts actually kissing KJ's ass and actually starts getting on a b****** with KJ moaning and grabbing their head and using his mouth and throat until he cums and then when everybody's gone KJ just starts fucking reader as hard as kj wants Daddy cum swallowing cum submissive and Daddy kink if that's okay.
warnings: SMUT ! , oral sex, anal sex, slight voyeurism, swallowing cum, daddy kink.
MDNI + FDNI
When you auditioned to be on Riverdale, you had to have a chemistry read with Kj Apa, and the chemistry was off the charts. Once both your characters were finally becoming endgame, the writers decided to write in a steamy sex scene.
While filming the scene where 'Archie' face fucks you, you could see that his vanity patch had begun to lift up slightly as his cock hardened underneath. The warmth of your face pressed against his hidden cock was all he needed to get bricked up.
Kj gets all flustered during the scene and overwhelmed he decides to rip off the vanity patch, letting his stiff member spring free. He gently rubs the tip against your lips, waiting no more time he thrusts it into the back of your throat.
Hector 'The Director' stares in admiration as he watches you warm KJ's cock with your throat. His eyes dart up to meet Hector's, and he stares at him pissed which causes him the director to run off scared. KJ moves all of his attention back to your throat.
He places his hands on either side of your head, using your head as a flesh light. "Fuck, your throat is so warm" KJ laughs out, his cock twitching in your throat. KJ shoots his load in your throat, your eyes roll back when you feel it run down your throat.
KJ's cock flops out of your mouth, he pants and breathes heavily watching you smirk up at him. "Don't think I'm done already", A sultry smirk appears on KJ's face as he grabs your hips and flips you over on the set bed. He tears the jeans off your body and ripping a hole in your underwear for your hole, "Be gentle." You whimper out, "No promises," KJ blurts out.
He lines up his cock with your hole, wasting no time to thrust into you roughly. You groan out, feeling your hole accommodate to his large cock. "Fuck you're so tight!" KJ moans out feeling your hole grip around his shaft.
"Fuck, look at how stretched your hole is!" KJ groans, watching your hole swallow his cock. He thrusts back and forth roughly, spanking your ass letting it become red-raw.
KJ grips your hips, leaving imprints. He thrusts back and forth a couple more times before he pulls out and flips you over. You open your mouth wide for him as he jerks his cock off until he nuts over your face and in your mouth.
He pulls out his phone and takes a photo of your cum-shot face, making it his wallpaper.
taglist - @starboye @mailmango @dcriddler @ghostking4m
#kj apa#kj apa x male reader#kj apa x male reader fanfic#x male reader#x male y/n#fanfic#gay#smut#male reader#kj apa gay
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Attack Dog
Sweet Pea X Reader enemies to lovers
Synopsis: You return to Riverdale to find your best friend Jughead has joined a gang he said he never would. A certain member of said gang takes an interest in you in return
A/N: This was a draft from years ago. It's set when the Serpents join Riverdale high (a throwback) but also somehow their senior year....
This is very long, apologies.
Pt. 2 Pt. 3 Pt. 4 Pt. 5
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You piled your books into your locker, the Monday dew still cascading the halls. Groggily going about your business but happy to be finally back in Riverdale High. You had moved back on Friday night with your family and had already seen most of your friends that same night. After moving around so much with both your parents in the army it was nice to finally replant your roots.
“Ah yn, how I have missed you standing there" Archie threw himself against the locker smiling.
“I missed you too Archiedoodles, do you think we can go see Jughead today?” Archie had decided to keep you away from Jughead for as long as possible, he didn't quite think you'd want to see who had become.
“Emm I don't know, he's kinda busy lately”
“Too busy for me...did you hear that?” It was like a scene from a film. The banging of the hallway doors and entered the Serpents, their new school. You and Archie looked to see the swarm before Archie could see who was leading them.
“Oh hey YN look at this locker door” he turned you against the lockers by the shoulders.
“Archie what the hell” you laughed pushing against him to turn and see Jughead striding past you
“Juggy!”
“Yn!?” You ran over to him, interrupting his new hard core image, giving him a giant hug.
“What the hell are you doing back?” he smiled greatly shock still colouring him.
“Mom's done with the Army so she moved us back, dad still has a few more years but that's okay, I'm back! What are you doing here Arch said you moved schools?”
“School moved us”
“Us?” It was then you noticed the sward behind him and the leather jackets they wore. You took a step back, all of them eyeing you.
“Oh….umm” Archie joined your side, the group glaring at him harshly.
“I thought you said you'd never jo-”
“-uh yn this isn't the place for this conversation” Jughead interrupted you.
“Well then make it the place Jughead” a chorus of oohs from behind him followed.
“Come on yn let's go, you must meet Veronica” Archie wrapped an arm around you breaking the stare off you and Jughead were having.
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The day flowed on and you avoided Jughead as much as possible, until the final bell rang and he cornered you outside your car.
“Yn we need to talk”
“I'd love to talk to Jughead, let me know when you see him will you?” you opened the car door but he closed it again, almost catching your fingers in it. You sighed loudly at his action.
“Yn it is still same the Jughead-”
“Really?! I remember a Jughead who hated the Serpents and what they did to his dad and how they're basically the reason his family is in two! I remember a Jughead who promised he'd never get caught up in that world! Because you sir, are not him!” you jabbed your finger into his chest.
“Hey Jones you coming?” A tall serpent called from across the carpark.
“Just a second! Yn this shouldn't be a big deal, so I have a family now, it doesn't matter!”
“You have a family now?! What am I then?! And Archie and Betty?! We were your family, your friends….” you looked down at the ground and he looked desperately at you, the tall Serpent called him from the background again before beginning to stride over.
“YN, I don't want to have this conversation in front of the Serpents, I have to keep a strong front for them” you rolled your eyes at him as Sweet Pea reached his side. You couldn't help but glare at him and he gave a small laugh.
“Jones, who's the attack dog?”
“Listen here Snake Brain-”
“YN, leave it!” Jughead cut across you earning another laugh from Sweet Pea, you began to seethe at your old best friends defence of his new family member.
“Just call me when you feel like being yourself again” you breathed out the words until your lungs nearly emptied, moving to open the car again to be stopped by Sweet Peas voice
“i think the snake skin is him Princess-”
“Don't you have some drugs to deal to children or something -” you cut across him this time.
“And what is that supposed to mean?” Sweet Pea raised an eyebrow, smile now long gone. Jughead looked between the two of you
“I meant what I said, or is the leather jacket cutting off the blood flow to your ears”
“Listen I don't know you Princess but you're not exactly making a good impression-”
“I don't give a fuck what you think about me, you seem to care a lot about what I think about you though” more Serpents seemed to join around, panic began to rise in Jughead, his attempted to stop Sweet Pea but Sweet Peas voice came harsher.
“You're seriously misguided Princess”
“And you're seriously what's wrong with Riverdale” you said through gritted teeth, receiving scoffs from the gathering Serpents but Sweet Pea stated unreadable eyes fixed on you.
“Guys just relax, YN I'll call you later” Jughead reached for your arm but you moved took a step back.
“Don't bother”
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For the remainder of the week you avoided Jughead and the rest of them, instead spending time with your friends you missed so much. Catching up with all the chaos that had gone down since you left 3 years ago, and there was a lot. It was nice to feel like a senior around your friends, how it should be. You were shocked that for the most part everyone was understanding of Jughead joining the Serpents, you couldn't really understand it. Jughead continued to try to text or call you until you had enough. You needed a break from it, leaving your phone turned off on your dresser before putting on your runners.
You tried to process how you felt as you jogged through Riverdale, trying to remember your old route. You were zoned out of the world as your legs took you from a jog to run, the burn growing from your thighs down to your shins. You had been out for an hour or so now and by the third wrong turn you landed out of your subconsciousness and back to the world in front of you. Lost. How could you forget the town you grew up in. Suddenly you became very aware of the dark night that had closed around you. You looked around for anywhere still open, only a gruby bar was in your sights. They probably had a phone you thought, walking right past the fading sign of the Whyte Wyrm.
Upon approach you noticed the large amount of motorbikes outside the door. Then the amount of Serpents jackets and their owners flowing in and out of the bar. Shit you thought. You turned to leave back through the carpark you just walked through and instead crashed directly into an older Serpent and his pint of larger, sending it all over him.
“What the fuck?!” He half yelped at the cold hitting his chest. You stuttered apologies as you moved to walk past him. Instead he caught your wrist with bone crushing force. Without realising what you were doing, you sent the heel of your hand straight up and into his nose, contorting it completely. He shouted before releasing you and you moved from his shadow, other Serpents witnessing the incident and gathering quickly. You begged your tired legs to bring you running back to the main road as some began to follow you shouting.
Sweet Pea walked around the wall of the car park boarder and was immediately confused by the several Serpents beginning to run towards his direction. You didn't even take notice of him as you ran past, your leg then spasming, sending you my into the pavement. He didn't know where to look. You pulled yourself cursing behind the pillar of the entrance, resting your head again the cement of its support, preparing to get mangled by Serpents.
“Sweet Pea!” An older woman shouted his name bringing his attention from you and your attention to him.
“Ehh yes Penny?”
“Did you see a girl, Y/C/H, this tall or so” the woman made a guestimate of your height with her hand. You held your breath as Sweet Pea fought every instinct to not look down at you.
“Emm I did see someonel go over the hedges towards the back there, maybe thats her?”
“Great, she just broke one of the Seniors noses, girls dead meat” shock painted Sweet Peas face and he tried not to laugh at the thought. The woman then gave a wave before running off with the others in the direction he sent them. He exhaled loudly, looking at where you once were sat, now empty. Sweet Pea looked quickly to find your shadow hobbling down the road you think you came down. He gave a small laugh, rolled his eyes and began to jog to catch up with you.
Part 2
#riverdale#riverdale imagines#jughead jones#riverdale fanfiction#riverdale x reader#riverdale fic#sweet pea#sweet pea x reader#sweetpeaxreader#sweet pea fic#sweet pea x oc#sweetpea imagine#sweetpea x reader#riverdale sweet pea#riverdale cw#fancfiction#enemies to lovers
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Or Nah
Warnings! Smut, G!P Y/N, Cursing
Y/n Andrews has been friends with Veronica Lodge since Veronica arrived in Riverdale. They became even closer when Archie, your brother, started dating Veronica. Over the time that you and Veronica have been friends, you had developed a crush on Hermione, Veronica’s mom. You knew that it was bad to have a crush on her best friend’s mom and married. Although, you couldn’t control the fact that you liked her. When Veronica’s dad came back in town, from prison, it hurt you. You hated the fact that your sliver of a chance with Hermione was now gone. Then, Hiram started making Archie do jobs and he then started making you do them. Although, Hiram was your brother’s boss, and Hermione was your boss.
One day, she had a job for you. She told you to meet her at her apartment. She told you that Hiram and Veronica weren’t at home. You were kind of weirded out by this, but you could never tell her no. You got to the apartment and waited for her to let you in. When she did, you were surprised to see her in lingerie. She closed the door behind you, and she had this predatory look on her face. She looked like she was about to eat you alive. You asked, “What is the job you had for me?” She said “I need you to pleasure me.” This shocked you but also enticed you. You wanted her. You needed her, and you couldn’t deny her request.
You began to take your clothes off as you leaded her to her bedroom. You were excited for what was about to happen. You closed the door and pushed her against it. You began to kiss her with passion. You had already taken off your jacket and shirt. She began to unzip your pants and pull them down. She then climbed on the bed and pulled you down on top of her. You told her to take off the rest of her clothes. You then stuck two fingers inside of her and thrusted it. You began to slam it into her at a fast pace. You watched her face contort in pleasure. At this point, you didn’t care about Hiram and the fact that you were sleeping with his wife. You cared about Hermione more than he did. You heard her moan and gasp. You then moved your fingers side to side. You heard her whimper. You loved her reactions and you wanted more. You then added a third finger and began to speed up your pace. She screamed “Y/N!” as she came.
You then flipped her so that she was on top of you. You then grabbed her and put her pussy on your mouth. She moaned as you began to lick her. She tasted so good. You then stuck your tongue inside. You thrusted it in and out to make sure that she felt good. She whimpered at the overstimulation, but you couldn’t care less by how cumdrunk you’ve become. You kept eating her until she came all over your face. You licked her clean. She moved lower so that she was cuddling you. You asked, “Did i pleasure you enough?” She said, “Yes, that was better than Hiram ever did.” You laughed and cuddled into her. You’d finally gotten the woman you needed.
#Spotify#hermione lodge#g!p reader#g!p#smut#riverdale#netflix#archie andrews#veronica lodge#hiram lodge
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Everyone's afraid to say it, so let me be the first. There is a serial killer amongst us. San Francisco had the Zodiac. New Orleans had the Axeman. Texarkana, Texas, had the Phantom killer. The list goes on and on. Add to their ranks Riverdale's very own psychopath, the Black Hood. [...] There it was: Terror was seeping into the bedrock of Riverdale. A Town Hall Meeting had been set by Mayor McCoy. People were afraid to walk the streets alone, especially as dusk approached. Shops closed early, locks were added to doors, suspicions between the North and South side deepened, fanned into flames by Alice Cooper, as everyone wondered what danger lurked in the dark. When would we hear from the Black Hood next, and how far into darkness would Archie go on his quest to avenge his father and to stop the Black Hood? [...] And so the young lovers went back to where it all began, Sweetwater River, to try and end the cycle of violence. We'd come to think of that night, the night of the rumble, the night of the Town Hall, as a turning point. Riverdale would no longer be the town with pep. From now on, it would be known as the town that dreaded sundown.
RIVERDALE (2017-2023) Chapter Seventeen: The Town That Dreaded Sundown
#riverdale#riverdaleedit#tuserdee#userlindsay#userjacko#userrachel#userbecca#userkraina#usermorgan#usersadie#userlourdes#tuserrobin#tusersonny#cinemapix#riverdale episodes#gif#mine#flashing gif tw
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MY TOP 10 RIVERDALE MOMENTS
In honor of the most gorgeous beast of a show to ever air being put in the ground tonight, here are my top 10 Riverdale moments. It was pretty impossible to make this list because I had to leave out so many beautiful things like that time Archie got forged, that time Cheryl was Queen of the Bees, and that time he was looking for the girl next door, but instead he found me.
10. JUGHEAD MEETS THE RAT KING
Sweaty, unhinged Loser-Jughead hallucinates his literary agent appearing to him as a Dark God of sewer rats. In a bid to save his life, he offers to be the Rat King's personal storyteller, like a Riverdalien Scheherazade. Betty appears to him and guides him out of the underworld and it's revealed that he was in the hospital for RABIES, which is made one billion percent funnier by the fact that rabies is 99% fatal. This made me so happy I was literally riding the high for weeks.
9. Archie boxes Hiram in the secret speakeast while Veronica sings "Daddy Lessons" by Beyonce.
This is just one of those great Riverdale musical moments - cutting between the blood spatter and bulging muscles of Archie and Hiram's furious machismo coming to fruition and Veronica dressed in gold singing about her terrible and vital love for her insane mob boss Daddykins.
8. PSYCHO KILLER PROM NIGHT
This whole plotline is great because 1. the auteur making big, clunky comic book caricatures of the main cast and having them relive their traumas through the mode of film with all the edges sanded off is metatastic, 2. Jellybean is the coolest middle schooler ever, and 3. Psycho Killer playing at Prom Night while they all dance around Mr. Honey's corpse is just objectively great television.
7. THE FOOTBALL WAR OF UZBEKISTAN
"Haha football war" shut up this is one of the most artistically cohesive and interesting sequences in the entire series. It lays bare the twisted knot of dream logic and aestheticism that governs Riverdale's universe. "Why do all the visual cues point to Archie fighting in WWI if Riverdale is set in 2021?" Because WWI was the period where America most successfully fetishized the IMAGE and AESTHETIC of young men going to war as a MASCULINE IDEAL. "Why are they fighting on a football field?" Because football is another heavily fetishized mode of expressing American masculinity and violence as heroic. "Why is Jughead there?" Because Archie loves Jughead.
6. BERONICA KISS IN OUTER SPACE
I may not like season 7 but my URL is 'beronicalongcon', and the way this episode reminds us how Betty and Veronica are historically positioned as diametrically opposed forces vying over Archie's love before bringing them together and letting them truly see each other is really nice. Also they kiss in space to symbolize that the world of the narrative by definition cannot allow women to connect independent of men, the only way they can truly be together is by inventing a new universe that is able to hold them.
This got long so I am making another one.
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I'll try to leave my comfort zone and draw something else but newcob, so let me introduce Fantastic Beasts!High school AU.
Despite that Mane 4 in the canon are of different age, they're all the same age in this AU.
Newt named his pet after his favorite teacher. Albus The Cat had some bad things in his past, so Newt is his therapeutic person.
Newt is shy and clever exchange student, Tina is editor of school newspaper and everything is clear who are Queenie and Jacob.
Tina and Queenie are step-sisters with the same age. Girls were really close friends and protect each other for some bully kids. Their parents meet in their kindergarten. This cute and strong friendship pushed girls’ parents to communicate a bit close. At the beginning the parents were friends with the same problems, because they’re single parents in divorce. But then both parents felt in love to each other and decided to be married and raise children together. So, Tina and Queenie became sisters but almost nothing didn’t change in their relationships.
Jacob is a pitcher in the school’s baseball team and an aspired baker in his family bakery. His brother was a talented athlete and father is baseball star, so Jacob’s destine was sealed. But he wants to be a baker like his granny. And now he has to choose his own path (like Archie from Riverdale choose between sport and music haha). Jacob is nice and funny boy, he is kinda popular in the school and has many friends, he’s not a great student but definitely great person.
If I can I'll draw the other characters.
#newt scamander#jacob kowalski#queenie goldstein#tina goldstein#fantastic beasts#my art#fanart#high school au
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Dick's canonical cousins with Betty Cooper from Riverdale!
Archie Meets Batman '66 Issue #4
Archie Meets Batman '66 Issue #6
yup she's real
Detective Comics Issue #328
#dick grayson#robin dick grayson#bruce wayne#batman#betty cooper#aunt harriet#veronica lodge#barbara gordon#batgirl
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——Masterlist——
Key: Smut = {s} Fluff = {f} Angst = {a}
Stranger Things
Eddie Munson
Eddie Munson x Male Reader {s}
Request: This is just me being a slut, like my name, but wearing a skirt for Eddie for the first time. Like he’s just rambling and rambling then he notices that you’ve changed from pants to the skirt and then he starts being absolutely feral. Then he spreads your leg and starts kissing his way up your thighs and you’re just leaking like crazy underneath, leaving a wet spot on the front And he makes you keep it on as he rails the fuck out of you
Eddie Munson x FtM! Reader {s}
Request: Omg omg I'm going feral over this but imagine an FTM reader and Eddie Munson but like. Eddie putting a pillow under Reader's back and pressing on their stomach while absolutely RAILING him---
Billy Hargrove
Billy Hargrove x Male Reader {f}
Summary: How would Billy Hargrove be in an a-z fluff?
Billy Hargrove x Male Reader {s}
Request: Hi I LOVED your billy a-z fluff if you are doing requests can you do another billy a-z but smut? Or headcanon
Billy Hargrove x Male Reader {s}
Request: What do you think Billy Hargrove will do to help his boyfriend who is scared of sex?
Billy Hargrove x Male reader {f}, {s}
Request: Hi! Going off of Billy helping his bf with his fear of sex, how about Billy planning a beautiful night for his bf who told him they feel confident to have sex and Billy make love to them gently and praised them
Billy Hargrove x Male Reader {s}
Summary: While Billy was punishing you, you discover a secret about yourself you never know about.
Wednesday
Tyler Galpin
Tyler Galpin x Male Reader {s}
Summary: Tyler's boyfriend gives him head as he falls apart at the sight
Harry Potter
Harry Potter
Harry Potter x Male Reader {s}
Summary: Harry’s boyfriend gives him head while at a very important zoom meeting for work
Riverdale
Archie Andrews
Yandere! Archie Andrews x Femboy! Male Reader*
Request: So do you still take request? and how is your day? I was thinking yandere Archie Andrew x femboy male reader. I like yandere books btw. The plot is that the reader is new to Riverdale high
Archie Andrews x Mute! Male Reader***
Request: Reading your fics always makes me happy. Would you do a headcanon of archie taking his boyfriend who is mute out on a picnic for their birthday and just being soft to him and affectionate with some soft nsfw
Archie Andrews x Male Reader**
Summary: How would a date night with your heroic boyfriend, Archie Andrews, play out?
Reggie Mantle
Reggie Mantle x Male Reader***
Summary: Since Reggie had been denying you attention, you decided to find it somewhere else, knowing full well how easily jealous he gets.
American Horror Story
Michael Langdon
Michael Langdon x Male Reader
Summary: Michael takes a liking to the reader and falls for him. Michael wants to ‘question’ the reader, but things get more heated than they should.
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Michael Langdon x FtM! Reader***
Summary: Michael has a hard day at work, but thankfully he can come home and relieve his stress every day.
Michael Langdon x Male Reader***
Summary: Being tied up as Michael plays with you like his little rag doll was not how you planned your night to go, especially being denied and teased by him.
Michael Langdon x Male Reader***
Summary: Sometimes its good to just be an obedient little puppy
Chilling Adventures Of Sabrina
Ambrose Spellman
Ambrose Spellman x Male Reader**
Summary: Could Ambrose Spellman really have found the love of his life or is he just another summer fling?
Ambrose Spellman x Male Reader***
Summary: What could possibly make Ambrose Spellman punish his sweet little boyfriend?
Father Blackwood
Father Blackwood x Male Reader***
Summary: Reader and Sabrina try to come up with a plan to get back at Weird Sisters, but he wants to do something bigger. But what happened when things take a turn?
Harvey Kinkle
Harvey Kinkle x Male Reader ** (angst to fluff)
Summary: It's time for Harvey's boyfriend to confess a secret, but will things go as planned?
Nicholas Scratch
Nicholas Scratch x FtM! Reader
Summary: Nicholas spends a special holiday with his boyfriend
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Supernatural
Sam Winchester
Sam Winchester x Male Reader***
Summary: Sam and reader both hate each other and they work out their frustrations together
Misc. Characters
Mike Schmidt
Mike Schmidt x Male Reader***
Summary: Mike wants nothing more than to fuck his boyfriend’s ass into oblivion. But in order to do that, his boyfriend must teach him patience and obedience first
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Top 3 Archie tragedies putting you in your feelings. Also same question for the rest of the core4 if you're willing
I am by no means an Archie scholar, so this is full of disclaimers, but I think that Archie would say these things were the tragedies in his life:
Losing Fred Andrews too young, and to a hit and run accident at that.
The terrible state that Riverdale is in when he returns in s5 after feeling disillusioned with the rest of the world
He probably wouldn't say this last one but I would add as a third:
3.Not being allowed to graduate high school with his friends and having nobody in his life to force him to finish high school, even if a year later.
Underlying all this is the whole Grundy situation, but I count that as the precipitating event, since we never actually meet a pre-Grundy Archie. He's talked about as being a very different boy - he was Jughead's best friend, he was a boy who didn't have the eventually famous abs. Post-Grundy he feels constantly out of step with everything, like he's living up to expectation, like he's not achieving, and the final nail in the coffin was not graduating 'on time' and then not graduating at all. Not that it means a whole lot necessarily, but not graduating high school I think had long ranging impact on Archie.
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