#archaicsextoy

[alcego]

YOU'RE ARCHAICSEXTOY???????

yeah

[bleusarcelle]

147 for Klance? for the writing prompt thingy *eye emoji*

PSH, IF YOU EXPECTED SOMETHING ANGST, I GOT ANOTHER THING COMING YOUR WAY.

Also, it’s short bc im dyin.

147: “I can take care of myself just fine.”

“I can take care of myself just fine.”

Lance rolls his eyes as he pops his hip to the side, looking unamused.

“Keith, you have a crab hanging from your big toe.”

Keith pauses. He then looks down to his leg that hangs in mid air and winces when his foot wiggles a little, making the tiny crab on his toe to tighten its hold.

“Um, so, yeah anyways, like I said, I can take care of myself.”

“Keith, just come! My family is not going to bite you and Mama always brings her first aid kit, it’s fine!”

“Lance, no! I will just go back to my shack -”

“Keith, you will be - how you say that? Uh, cogeando? Lifting? Li -  limp? Limping! Dude, you will be limping the entire way there and it’s like, miles away!” Lance huffs, crossing his arms over his chest and Keith makes an effort on not following the movement because damn, Lance’s abs could have a showdown with the Mona Lisa and they would win in the imaginary On What Will Keith Spend His Time Staring At Conest.

Instead, Keith bites down on his lower lip and nods his head, resigned to his fate and finally accepting that his toe is starting to hurt.

Fucking crab.

But he’s still a nervous wreck, because being friends with your secret crush is one thing but meeting your secret crush’s family? Bro, that’s like….

He doesn’t know much about baseball bases but he knows it’s like one of the highest bases.

“Come on, you big baby,” Lance teases, grabbing him carefully by the arm and pulling him closer until Keith’s arm is resting over his shoulders and he’s holding him up by the waist, starting to walk, “I guess you’re lucky that I was on the beach today, huh?”

Hah…yeah, because Keith definitely didn’t know that Lance was going to be here today, of course not. Just like he definitely didn’t make his brother to drive him to the beach early in the morning nor did he brought his binoculars with him in search for a familiar brown mop of head.

He did but that’s besides the point.

“This is so embarrassing,” Keith mumbles quietly as he tries to hide his face with his free hand and flushes when Lance’s laughter shakes him slightly.

“Dude, it’s fine! And it’s good because my family can finally meet you; they have wondered who is this mysterious lab partner I keep hanging out with, ya know.”

Keith’s heart skips a beat at the words but he has no chance to voice anything before they arrive to a big canopy tent where at least twenty people sit under it. He swallows the nervous lump in his throat but still waves shyly with a small smile at the million pair of eyes as soon as Lance speaks up.

The entire family waves back at him friendly and greeting him warmly. Lance’s mama is quick to get on her feet and making Keith to sit on one of the free beach chairs, taking out a small white box from one of the big bags laying on the sand before starting to treat Keith’s bruise.

She’s careful to remove the tiny crab slowly, sending Keith a soft apologetic look when the teen flinches out in pain but she cheers when the crab finally lets go. She puts the crab on a small bucket next to her and gets to work.

“Mama was a lifeguard back in the day!” Lance shares excitedly as he sits on the sand next to his mama and helps her with passing the things she requests him as she treats Keith’s toe, “That’s why she’s always prepared for any kind of disaster we may make.”

“With you as her child, I can imagine.” Keith jokes weakly but his smile grows when the entire family chuckles with him and at Lance’s mocking offended expression.

One of Lance’s nephews, Jose if Keith recalls correctly, crawls towards the abandoned bucket where the small crab is and then he gasps in awe.

“Can we keep it?” The four years old asks, voice high pitched and tugging at the sleeve of his mama’s dress, “Mama, pleaaaaase?”

“No, corazón, we can’t keep the little guy because he belongs in the beach, you know this.” Lance’s sister replies, patting her child on the head playfully.

Keith smiles softly when Jose just pouts at the answer, clearly upset that he couldn’t keep his new little friend. Then, the kid’s eyes shift and they fall on Keith.

The teen’s stomach drops suspiciously when Jose beams at him and tugs once again at his mama’s sundress while pointing at Keith with his free hand.

“Can I keep him then?”

Keith chokes on his own saliva, nodding in thanks when Lance’s father pats him on the back with a chuckle.

“Uh -” he starts but then Lance’s laughter cuts him off.

“I’m sorry, buddy, but I called dibs long ago,” Lance declares, tilting his head to the side to catch Keith’s eye before winking at him.

Keith’s blush just spreads over to the point that Lance’s mama thinks he’s having a stroke.

[shirosucc]

I TAKE EVERYTHING BACK SUNNY NO

@kcgane take responsibility for your sins

[voltronxpaladin-blog]

broo i just started imagining Keith staring at Pidge like she's got the stars in her eyes and i need Help

I cannot help you - I am just as infected. 

[flusteredkeith]

first impression: kEITH???? current impression: A COOL BEAN

keith = cool bean

[keiths-stupid-mullet]

hoooly.... the holt reunion was epic. not over the way matt hesitated when hd realized he was fighting pidge... and then got like immediately decked in the face lmfao

SNDFGJNKDMSJNGHDNK I LAUGHED SO MUCH

I watched the season with my sister and we were just screaming at him the whole time that he’s attacking his little sister... and then he got decked in the face.... and in the fight against the Galra bounty hunter Pidge kicked ass and he’s just?? sO PROUD OF HER????? AND THE NERD TALK I’M A L I V E-

[thespace-dragon]

broo i'm literally crying over lotor's face rn like....... they didn't have to make it so obvious that he was grieving for narti in that o n e frame but they d i d and i'm shook i am so. very. shook.

god hard same right there

god that hurt look on his face, and then when he was betrayed even further by the rest of his generals???? i was ready to cry. they have honestly turned Lotor into this amazing and complex character and I am so ready for him to be the antihero this series needs, like holy fuck. the finale, aksjgasdg

[the-coffee-god]

this is officially Worse than the shlavpocalypse

WHY ARE YOU BLAMING ME I DIDNT ASK FOR EITHER OF THOSE THINGS #betrayal

[lvtvr]

12, 22, and 42?

12) favorite place to writeif i can actually get my ass in gear, i love to write in coffee shops. especially if there are no screaming babies in them (unfortunately, my favorite place back home is a watering hole for what is referred to as ‘latte moms’ and their spawn). i found a wonderful café inside a stationery shop in ikebukuro that i really want to go back to. they played classical music and it was raining outside and i got so much done on that day ;u;

22) favorite story you’ve ever writtenout of my three (3) fics, deepest shade is my favorite; it’s the most personal by far and it’s continuing to prove both an excellent challenge and a super fun indulgent piece to write. i’m proud of myself whenever i finish something, but this is going to be the most ambitious thing i’ve ever made, which is going to be both a) lit af, and b) a stepping stone for me to move onto the new most ambitious thing i’ve ever made.

42) do you plan or do you write whatever comes to your mind?i always plan out roughly what is going to happen in each chapter, but what order i write the scenes in is entirely from what comes to my mind. actually it’s extremely rare for me to sit down and write a whole scene; it’s usually lots of disjointed paragraphs i scribble down when i have time and then have to piece together (which is awful btw). its like i know where im going but i just fucking flail my way there sdjgjsdgdsg

send me writing asks! :D

[secondklances]

Acxa for the comfort/discomfort character?

comfort definitely!!!! i adore her. she’s my fave out of the four generals. i really vibe with her. she’s extremely loyal but then ultimately she does what she needs to do to take care of herself and doesn��t completely sacrifice herself for someone who wouldn’t do the same for her. she values herself and i really admire that in her. 

[sidereon-spaceace]

tag meme

i kept forgetting that @archaicsextoy tagged me in like 3 of these things so imma do them before i forget again

Name: Evie

Nickname: Pick one of the eeveelutions that’ll work

Gender: Girl

Star Sign: Pisces (Although if you wanna go by the current star positions and such it’d actually be aquarius)

Height: About 5 feet even.

Sexuality: pretty dang ace

Dream Trip: Mars, but I’d also settle for touring NASA.

Average Hours of Sleep: anywhere between 5-8 

Why I Made a Tumblr: first time cuz I was curious, then i came back cuz i needed a place to nerd out about my fandoms and vent about my personal problems to total strangers with no fear of social repurcussions.

Dogs or Cats: dogs but that’s only cuz i only grew up around them. I really really wanna learn cat body language and make friends with one

Followers: 99 :D

Reasons for URL: There was a video with 3 kookaburras on a branch and two of them were super noisy and it sounded like they were laughing while the third one on the end was just kind of looking around like “hwat” so i tagged myself going ‘i’m the third bird’ and i was like hey, that rhymes, i like birds, and i’m the third oldest among my siblings, so yeah.

Who I’d like to get to know better: @relativelynerdy @emedealer and @transtoast

[marmoraskeith]

i just want you to know that i am Filled with seething anger towards Sendak and that chapter 2 revamped my need to give Keith a big hug

I’m seeing so many messages and comments about Keef needing a HUUge hug and I couldn’t agree more like I just want to protec him?? but also I need him to suffer for the art sekfjlksdfj THANK U!!!! I hate Sendak too I can’t wait for some scenes I have in mind with him to stress everyone out even more about him sdksdk

[aplpaca]

ur the cool meme fandom friend

NICE

[ciucalata]

1, 3, 14, and 15?

1. favorite fic you wrote this year

hmm to be honest, i like all the fics i’ve written this year but i’m really proud of come back maybe it’s because it-s the last fic i wrote or maybe it’s because it makes me feel like i’ve really grown as a writer since i wrote the first chapter for lonely will wait

3. favorite line/scene you wrote this year

But, unfortunately, the only forever that war gives you is goodbye.

14. a fic you didn’t expect to write

well, i think it’s taking my time because when i planned to write a sequel to tell me that you love me too from Keith’s pov it certainly wasn’t this lmao

15. something you learned this year

create something for yourself. i feel like this is something that everyone knows already but it took me some time to understand it and to put it into practice. for a long time, when i started writing for this fandom i felt as if i had to write certain things or make the characters behave in a certain way just because the fandom liked it. in time, though, i realized that writing like this didn’t give me any satisfaction and it just made me feel… not really miserable but i wasn’t enjoying at all what i was creating. so one day i was like fuck it and wrote something for myself, i made it as sappy and cheesy and angsty and soft as i liked it, and i know that might not be everyone’s cup of tea, but it’s mine and i’m fucking loving it

end of the year fanfic ask

[phaltu]

first impression: awesome writer. current impression: a walking shitpost (sNAIL)

HAHAHA sadly that is my true nature. My snailegacy? My slugacy? 

[koganelovesmcclain]

archaicsextoy replied to your post: So, my dad...

oh yeah ofc! that’s a scary thing and i hope ur cat does ok! (also im sending u hugs)

thanks ally <3