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[clavissionary-position]

Chevalier: *working*

Clavis: *working*

Chevalier: *stops*

Clavis: *stops*

Chevalier + Clavis: *sneeze*

Emma: ...? Did you two just

Chevalier: Nonsense

Chevalier: *holds out hand*

Clavis: Ugh *hands over tissues*

*Unofficial sequel to Aqua's fic about sick, sneezy Chev

[amillagus]

Selamat Jalan Ibu menuju keabadian... menyusul belahan jiwa-mu yg telah berpulang terlebih dahulu 2 minggu yang lalu. Kisah Ibu dan Papa selama mengarungi hidup bersama selama 61 tahun, kalau dibuat Drakor.. bakal menjadi ribuan episode dengan segala ritme yg ada didalamnya. Mulai dari titik Nol hingga pencapaian puncak mereka berdua hingga akhir hayat. Sungguh contoh terbaik bagi kami para Anak-Cucu-Cicit. Terima Kasih atas segalanya yg telah Ibu & Papa berikan selama nyaris setengah abad hidupku. Rasanya aku belum berbuat apa² untuk membalas semua perbuatan baik Ibu & Papa untukku didunia ini. 🥲 Terima Kasih telah melahirkanku di Keluarga Besar Agus Sain. 💜💜 "To have and to hold, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness or in health, to love and to cherish till death do you part." 💚 https://www.instagram.com/p/CRfWmw-AQPW/?utm_medium=tumblr

[silverph]

Look what is next to show up soon #garden #spring https://www.instagram.com/p/B-aqPw-j4I4/?igshid=t6jpbxpb9gwj

[nobre-plebeu-blog]

"Alô" eeee "toda vez que você disser Oi, eu vou responder: Quiiiiiieeerr?" (em Restaurante Lampião e Maria Bonita BR 222) https://www.instagram.com/p/BuII04-AQPw/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=xcr89uvxofby

[clavissionary-position]

Emma: Silvio, you buy me all these fancy clothes

Emma: But no closet to put them in

Silvio: There's a closet right there

Emma: That's a garbage can

Silvio: I don't understand your dialect

[clavissionary-position]

Gilbert: Selfishness, greed, treachery. That is the nature of man. And I'm not over-generalizing either. In fact, I'd even go so far as to say that human depravity is merely a function of time. Given enough of it, every single shining veneer will decay into its fundamental element: evil.

Gilbert: But is man born evil or does man become it? That's a reasonable thing to wonder, after all. Oh, but I'm afraid you won't like the answer. Not one bit.

Gilbert: You see, the greatest lie ever told is that of goodness in the human heart. Why do I say that? Simple: because civilization and progress do not care for goodness. But rather than being moral-agnostic, life rewards the crooked, the criminal. It is utterly advantageous to be the predator.

Gilbert: And prey are simply those who remain blind to the lie, who perpetuate it to themselves and to those around them.

Gilbert: But there is no finer poison, and I have much use for such prey. I'm the big bad villain after all.

Emma: *covers ears with pillow*

Emma: Don't worry, they said

Emma: He doesn't talk in his sleep, they said

inspired by venulus's clavis-talking-in-his-sleep headcanon

[clavissionary-position]

Nokto: Hey lend me your pants

Licht: Why

Nokto: I'll explain later

Licht: I'm wearing my pants

Nokto: You only have one pair of pants?

Licht: No

Licht: Yes

Licht: Pants tear easy

Nokto: Wait... turn around...

Nokto: Have you... been wearing my pants?

Licht: Like I said, pants tear easy

Nokto: I know, that's why I came to you for a pair!

Nokto: Ugh, at least I had the decency to ask...

LIcht: You only asked because I caught you scavenging through my closet

Nokto: Well you only caught me because you couldn't find any pants in my closet so you came back to yours!

Licht: You can't prove anything

Nokto: Oh yeah? Why are you walking like you're hiding a rip in your pants?

Licht: This is how I normally walk

Nokto: Okay yeah you always did have a funny walk

Licht: Shut-up. I'm definitely not giving you my pants now

Nokto: You mean my pants. Which you already ripped

Licht: And I'll rip them again

Licht: Whether I want to or not

[clavissionary-position]

Baby Gil: When I grow up I wanna flip my cloak every time I exit

Baby Chev: What an absurd—

Adult Chev:

[clavissionary-position]

Clavis: Did you know—

Chevalier: Yes

Clavis: I didn't even—

Chevalier: Unnecessary

Clavis: Why are you—

Chevalier: I simply am

[clavissionary-position]

Rio: Who lives in a palace that's built by the sea?

Gilbert: Jangle-Dog Money-Pants!

Rio: Self-centered and bossy and stupid is he!

Gilbert: Jangle-Dog Money-Pants!

Rio: His nautical nonsense be nonsense at best!

Gilbert: Jangle-Dog Money-Pants!

Rio: So hop on the deck and slap him with fish!

Gilbert: Jangle-Dog Money-Pants!

inspired by my internet niece @viohasgoneintothewoods

[clavissionary-position]

Gilbert: I can't lie

Emma: Uh huh, sure

Gilbert: No, seriously. I can't

Gilbert: Have you—

(nsfw, cursed, mdni)

Gilbert: —have you heard of Pinocchio?

Emma: Yes

Gilbert: Good, I like a woman who knows her Disney classics

Gilbert: But basically I'm like that

Gilbert: Except instead of my nose, it's my

Gilbert: ... (meaningful smile)

Emma: Oh my god

Gilbert: Yeah, this isn't actually a cane

[clavissionary-position]

Nokto: Nokto Nokto

Licht: Who's there?

Nokto: Me

(later)

Clavis: And it didn't make him laugh at all?

[clavissionary-position]

Roderich: Master Gilbert, may I—

Gilbert: Oh yes, thank you *hands over coat*

Roderich: No, uh... *takes coat* I had a question

Gilbert: Yes, what is it

Roderich: May I wear my hood a little higher? I'm having some trouble see—

Gilbert: ...?

Gilbert: *looks down pitfall* Oh. How unfortunate

Gilbert: This one wasn't even covered or anything

Roderich: I'm okay! I landed on the purple one!

Gilbert: Oh, that's a relief!

Gilbert: Well. You two have fun then!

Roderich: Wait! Master Gilbert? Master Gilbert?!

Clavis: Get off my back. Then do the yelling

[clavissionary-position]

Silvio: Siri, call Lady

Siri: Calling all single ladies in your area

Silvio: Emma! Call Emma!

Siri: Calling Rio

Silvio: What?! How did you even―EMMA. CALL. EM-MA.

Siri: Calling Gilbert

Silvio:

[clavissionary-position]

Somebody Save Him

Emma: Hey, Clavis, I—

Emma: ...Clavis?

Clavis: (smiling)

Emma: ... Um...?

Clavis: (smiling)

Emma: ... What's he doing, Cyran?

Cyran: I'm sorry. He never wanted you to see him like this

Cyran: He's overworked himself to the point where he's fallen asleep standing up

Cyran: With his eyes open

Cyran: While holding a shovel

Emma: ... 🥺😔

[clavissionary-position]

Cute Couple Things

Emma: What's wrong with you, Mr. Grumpypants?

Silvio: Shut it. Not in the mood

Emma: Maybe I can help though?

Silvio: I highly doubt that

Emma: What happened?

Silvio: I went to swear at someone, tripped over my tongue, ended up speaking gibberish

Emma: That doesn't seem so bad

Silvio: You kidding me? I sounded like a gurgling fish, and now I'm the laughing stock of the town

Emma: You're probably just overthinking--

Silvio: *recreates the sound*

Emma: ...

Emma: .......

Emma: ....................... *farts*

Silvio: The hell!? *covers nose* Oh, that's foul...

Emma: I'm sorry, I was really trying to hold it in

Silvio: The fart?

Emma: The laugh

Silvio: ....

Silvio: *laughs* There's not a hint of a lady anywhere in you

Emma: Says you. Now where's my hug?

Silvio: Shut up. There's not a man alive who would brave this storm