#apply at office

[cultivating-wildflowers]

ladies, I need to wander despondently across a foggy moor asap

[aropodcastfuck]

Listening to new podcasts always means I get to play the game: what other podcast do I recognize this voice from!?!?!?

Why are there like 10 VAs that are in everything

[lerios]

is he shouting to romana about something else? is he shouting at romana about romana? who knows. possibly both 🥰✨

[squeaksdcorgeh]

what does the protagonist look like exactly?

[homosexualgirlandbags]

John "stays up for paperwork until his brain and heart fails" Price gets constantly dragged back to bed by Nikolai "I will physically push you onto the bed and cuddle you until you fall asleep" Belinski(?). He sneaks out of bed after smoking a few fags with Nik in bed and gets jumpscared by a hand gripping the back of his shirt, pulling him back into his quarters to snuggle him up once more.

The struggle for Nikolai to convince his lover back to bed ends however, when he figured out the correct way to tease the man until he cums into oblivion.

[0vergrowngraveyard]

https://x.com/SonicOfficialJP/status/1816986863871127838 you think this can apply to star boy tails

maybe not star boy tails but holy crap that’s pretty

[cantquitu]

Maya Henry spoke about Liam Payne's abuse during their relationship in a podcast about stan culture with two young podcasters (one was a 1D fan growing up).

It's clear that the mainstream press is reluctant to cover her story since she named Liam, but she's lawyered up and ready to talk.

[suntails]

FINALLY got a better job!!!! somehow i will now work in IT. i do not have IT experience but goddammit i have the desire to earn a beautiful paycheck

[hexcii]

Are the boys' wings easy to break? Do they have mini scales like the original butterflies? Do they heal over time? Can they heal any kind of wound (eg: literally tearing off their wings from the base)?

Their wings are definitely sturdier than actual moth or butterfly wings, but not as tough as the rest of their body. They can take a scratch or even a harsh tug but they’re still a bit delicate, sensitive to things that could potentially pierce or tear.

Thankfully though, fae are quite fast healers! Any small cut or scratch will be back to normal within just a few days. Bigger injuries will require some rest and special treatment, but if they follow the right steps they’ll be back good as new! (Think how axolotls can regenerate parts of their body but to a lesser degree)

However, if the wing is fully torn, or gets afflicted by any sort of ailment or perhaps even a curse, there is no saving it. The faerie will be rendered flightless.

[boycritter]

anyways i have probably been accepted into one of the schools i applied to? which is pretty neat

[lightasthesun]

Having ADHD be like:

[incorrectsistersgrimmquotes]

Sabrina: You gotta admit. A wolf stopping kids in the middle of the woods? That's pretty creepy.

Relda: True. But we don't arrest people for being creepy.

Hamstead: [into walkie talkie] Hey Boarman, you know the guy we got down at the station?

Boarman: Uh, the creepy one?

Hamstead: Yeah, better let him go.

[iamthepulta]

*stares at 30 reblogs of "deep down you want to bite someone with 100% power just once"*

*writes: "m00t is reincarnated crocodile (beloved)" on notepad*

[voilaammayi]

oh so first burying oneself under the other’s covers only to emerge asking about shoelaces, then watching the other in their sleep and later flopping on the other’s matress cursing in frustration of unsolved case, but asking deep personal questions about the other’s past and laughing together a while after?

and now waking the other up in the morning with a cup of tea? oh okay sure

what, maybe you’ve even sat on the edge of sherlock’s bed with that tea, john, and looked at him light-heartedly as he was pretending to sleep despite your talking, early sunlight probably splayed on his face and shining warmly on his disheveled hair or whatever? yeah of course why wouldn’t you perform this perfectly platonic activity, just warn me when I should give you both some privacy so that you can present him with a morning kiss alright

[nelson-riddle-me-this]

by accident (plus some digging) I discovered the exact model name of this cool TV set from last night's COLUMBO

[thatsamonkey]

something i always wonder abt AoU is why is Anthy's hair always in someones mouth