#apparently I do

[vampir3-jack]

New email sign off ideas:

-with a little kiss on your lips, Jack

-with freakiest freaks, Jack

-with juiciest booty, Jack

-with your ass smacked seductively, Jack

-with many fucks given, Jack

-with deepest pockets, Jack

-with fattest ass, Jack

-with biggest French kisses, Jack

-with a little nibble on your neck, Jack

-with biggest blocks of cheese you’ve ever seen, Jack

-with the sad eyes of a doe, Jack

-with a little moan and whimper, Jack

[soulmatesinmusicandlife]

Author: StormDancer/soulmatesinmusicandlife

Rating: Mature

Word Count: 17K

Tags: Patrick Stump/Pete Wentz; Minor Patrick Stump/Original Character; Pre-Hiatus (Fall Out Boy); Jealousy; Minor Mikey Way/Pete Wentz; Assorted Other Bandom Characters; Pete Wentz-Typical Obsessiveness

Summary:

An actual interview, circa 2006: Patrick: "There's a guy, I'm not gonna even say where, but there's a guy out there who definitely thinks a song I didn't write is about him. And he always tells me about it ... so." Pete: "So, he slept with a dude." Patrick: "Once..... It was only once." Here's what they didn't say.

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[acegodzilla]

Anyone need 48 glow-in-the dark cherubs

[fag4dykestobin]

still thinking about people who make nancy a really attentive sister or just have her be like, maternal in general, and its just... not something i can even get. she isn't an amazing older sister, she frequently leaves the kids on their own/with someone else to go do her own thing, she is never really the one that steps up to help the kids specifically. and that's like. fine! that's totally fine! she doesn't WANT to be maternal or super caring. its a huge thing for her! she doesn't want to be forced into that role and i feel like there have been times when she's actively resentful when someone tries to make her, but i might be making that one up. i love nancy btw she is awesome for this

[mikokiku]

It's time for me to admit that I'm emo

At least according to my friend, Spotify and my taste in music

[gallium-spoon]

Roommate and I just finished listening to the last episode of The Magnus Archives

It's done

It's over

I haven't really collected my thoughts yet but wow season 5 has been an absolute rollercoaster

[musical-hunger-games]

Guys I swear matchup #22 on bracket one was completely random I did not mean for that to happen-

[transhawks]

The feet are still kinda tame compared to the vore me thinks. I miss that unhinged energy sometimes.

😭

[nalver]

i would make a sideblog to brainrot on but it'd just end up empty bc i'd stop brainrotting altogether and instead i'd explode so

[cw-ianthe]

FINALLY some good fucking feature ideas from the tumblr devs. tamagotchi renaissance now

[heartstoppercomic]

Chapter 8 - 6

The head boy!

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[an-absolute-nightmare]

being a weirdo with social anxiety is like. i don't really hesitate to say socially unacceptable things out loud but man the guilt. the Guilt

[telleroftime]

Imagine Sukuna letting you wash his hair. He's never allowed it before but he heard some ladies in high society talk about how their maids washed their bodies for them from time to time and as a man that likes to try everything - he summoned you to the bathing chamber just so that you could do it.

You, the head servant, had simply assumed that Sukuna intended for you to bring him something. Perhaps the oils in the water were not to his liking, or perhaps he forgot a towel. But no, he orders you to wash his hair for him.

He doesn't think he would enjoy it. He stops you a few times during it too, his hand gripping your wrist before he relents. And when you finally lather the products in his hair? He cannot stop the content rumble from leaving his throat. He relaxes against the edge of the water as his back presses more firmly against your knees that stick out over the edge. You're delicate and that surprises him. He's not used to that, even from his concubines.

You comb his hair too, rinsing it with rice water and making sure each knot is brushed out. He likes it. He will never admit that he likes it, but he does. And you know he does when he summons you once per week to do it again and again. And of course, no one else gets the privilege.

[charlotte-lancer]

Today is the first day of the new semester, so I was explaining the usual first-day-of-class stuff to a new batch of students in Beginner Band:

Me: "Most of our work will use a participation grade, which means there's no way to fail as long as you don't ditch class."

*student chucks a snare drum at their friend's head*

Me: "...Make that one. There is one way to fail without ditching class."

[nutmeggery]

actually I will say something about this:

setting up a romance line but waiting until one of the actors is a freshly legal adult before executing it is creepy, actually, especially when the co-star is 15 years older

[lennjamin-o7]