#aphrodite's thoughts

[fl3shm4id3n]

I'm a whore

Imagine that Miguel finds a dimension where you are married to another version of himself. But you have a sexless marriage with that version of himself. So one night that his other version is gone, Miguel goes to your house and makes love to you for the first time in decades. Leaving you crazy and wanting more.

[roguerambles]

Minos, Rhadamanthus, and Aeacus: "Lord Zeus, you repeatedly broke your marriage vows, having numerous affairs, including with your son's wife--"

Ares: "Wait, what?!"

Hera: "I FUCKING KNEW IT--"

Zeus: "...."

Reader: "Oh, great--"

Hades: *sips wine*

Ares: "You've been fucking my FATHER?!"

Reader: "I don't know what you're yelling at me for, you've been bedding Aphrodite our entire marriage!"

Aphrodite: "I'd rather not be involved in this, thank you--"

Hermes: "I think it's a little late for that, don't you?"

Ares: "THAT'S NOT THE SAME--"

Reader: "HOW IN THE UNDERWORLD IS IT NOT--?"

Minos: "....if we could perhaps focus on--"

Courtroom full of yelling Gods: "NOT NOW."

Zeus: "....I'm going to Tartarus, aren't I?"

Hades: *sips wine*

[willoillo]

Random EPIC thoughts again!! At this point I'm making this a tag lmao

I adore how in God Games, the one who actually stymies Athena for even a moment is Aphrodite

Like she's forced to pull out quick thought for her

Because the line Aphrodite leaves her with is the same thing Athena abandoned Odysseus for??? Like she has no answer to the accusation that he spited the cyclops, so all she can do is buy time and beg her to reconsider

Fortunately for her, Ares, in all his rage and madness, gives her the answer by bringing up Telemachus.

A broken heart can mend. After all, thanks to Telemachus, hers has.

[firinnie]

Ok, but imagine Odysseus, who is miraculously on Olympus.

Odysseus: Sooo since no one of you knew me... what was your problem with me?

Apollo: Remember those sirens who wanted to kill you so you killed them? They were my favorite band man!

Hephaestus: Did you really sacrifice your crew who wanted to leave you on the island to die? What a waste...

Aphrodite: You really go to the war I started and your mom died in the process? How dare you? Have you ever heard of love?

Ares: Oh ok, ok. You would rather use your brain than get killed by a monster no one has ever defeated? Coward!

Hera: Honestly? I just haven't played Just Dance in a while, you get it honey?

Zeus: :)

Odysseus: ...

Odysseus: Athena, I want to go home.

[fabuloustrash05]

One thing I find interesting about Hephaestus part in God Games is that his argument is about trust.

It took me while to figure out why his argument against Odysseus was trust and his betrayal towards his men, but then I realized Hephaestus was betrayed in his life by the people he should trust the most:

1) His parents who threw him off Olympus

2) His wife cheating on him with his own brother

[seaweed-butch]

I know Aphrodite is kicking her legs in the air and giggling watching the slowest slow burn of our generation develop

[msbunnat]

Love can be as deep as an ocean and as shallow as a puddle, it can be as hard as ice or slip away like smoke through your fingers, as calm or as overwhelming as the waves...

Here my take on Afrodite

[koipalm]

in the myth of eros and psyche, her last task is go to the underworld and retrieve some of persephone's beauty. so here's her in hades, where zagreus hasn't found his mother yet. the 'beauty of persephone' she brings back are gifts from zagreus, as he's the last of his mother's beauty in the underworld

[hashtagartistlife]

how much greek mythology do you know?

(for ichiruki month 2023 day 8: fairest)

[somewhereincairparavel]

I just realized that Piper PRAYED to Aphrodite that she should let Jason live, for the sake of their love. But the moment Piper broke up with Jason, his life went downhill and he died a few months later. What if piper's prayer to Aphrodite had kind of "sealed" jason's life, but it was only as long as they were together, so the moment they split, the prayer lost its protection, breaking the invisible thread of security jason had, since Aphrodite wasn't obligated to ensure his safety anymore. Uncle Rick owes me tissue boxes.

[fl3shm4id3n]

Now I'm thinking about doing a headcanon with Neteyam and human! Reader with children.

[dreamysnowangel444]

Daughters of Aphrodite, women of beauty. 🐚

[firinnie]

People laugh that Zeus did a powerpoint presentation to his children and wife before the God Games... but what if it's much sadder? After all, none of them knew Odysseus. So what if Zeus forced them to say exactly what he said? That's why personal arguments would work so well. Imagine the guilt of those gods when the game ended, they were puppets and because of that Athena suffered just before their eyes.

[awesomenikie]

Going to do this with my favorite ships

[iamchickenhearmesquawk]

…ok so did the gamers (derogatory) just not know about Hades at all before now??

“Won’t be playing hades 2 it’s gone woke and lgbtq” girl you never even played the first one! Where have you been??

Like: “Bisexuals had their turn now it’s bisexuals turn” was a whole thing!! Were you asleep or something?

[givecigstobinu]