#aph wales x reader

[kirklandsheartsecrets]

How would the bros act/react to their wife playfully being a little naughty? Like she hugs them from behind only for her hands to start feeling them up, she smacks their ass while walking pass them, she sends a dirty text during a meeting, and finally while working late in their desk she visits them to remind them to not over do it and then whispers into their ear something naughty.

So that you know, they'll be motivated to finish work fast ;)

UK brothers x reader II playful and naughty teasing

NSFW UNDER THE CUT

+18

consensual acts and characters are all +18 of course.

Wales

Hugs from behind drive him to insanity.

He loves, loves, loves feeling you behind him.

Your hands are traveling over his torso.

or lower

Dig your hands over his body and prop yourself against him.

Seduction works well with him; he is into it.

He never leaves work until the last minute, so he's probably free for this specific business related to you.

has priorities set in his life;)

You peeked your head in the living room; Dylan's silhouette was doing something near the drawer, where many savage piles of files always lay, creating a mess. The blonde's head turned around, taking note of your presence. However, the man thought you would only pass by. He didn't expect to feel your sudden warmth from behind.

Smoothly, your hands grabbed the blonde's waist, pressing your fingertips over the soft skin covered by his shirt. As if your Welsh boyfriend accepted his fate, he didn't let out a sound from his lips, waiting for your next move. Your hands relaxed, however, and they traveled up his torso, gliding over the slight curves of his muscles. Dylan lost the grip on the files he was holding, which fell messily over the edge of his fingers.

The higher your hands would reach, the tighter the space between his ass and your tights would be as they tightened and pressed against each other. You tiptoed to reach even higher, to his clavicles, only to quickly drop your hands back to his waist and furthermore reach to where his v-line started.

Most of your fingers stretched away from his skin, leaving only your index fingers to tease the hem of his pants.

Air caught up inside Dylan's throat as he felt warmth building up in his chest and face. He wondered if the blood ran directly to his pants, giving him a visible boner, or if the sensation came from your hands playing with him, feeling up every inch of his body.

Dylan reached over your hands when you started playing with the hem of his pants.

« Now... » He mumbled only for your ears.

You tiptoed again and pressed yourself against Dylan, ignoring his question, this time leaning and kissing the right side of his neck. Voluntarily breathing over his skin, goosebumps appeared instantly.

Northern Ireland

pretend to moan his name.

or whisper his name in his ears.

Add to it a sly smile.

Playful seduction always pays off.

He cannot concentrate anymore.

will cancel anything to end you right there in bed.

Meetings, appointments, you call it.

could be at home or in public  

He loves playful intimacy and usually responds by doing the same, but moaning his name in his ears is his secret spot. From the moment you moaned out his name with a smile, he was also smiling with his lips.Connor thought quickly about how he could make you pay for your naughty sounds by teasing him.

The meeting's bathroom or wait until tonight?

He wasn't going to wait when you were in the same room as him, looking irresistible. He just wanted to hear your nasty voice yell out his name over and over again now.

He felt aggressive butterflies take over his pelvis region, conscious of the blood slowly rushing to it.

He takes his phone, writing something quick over it as you two were in the middle of a meeting,

Why don't you purr like this in the bathroom while I listen with headphones?''

When you stood up and left the meeting room, Connor, I expected you to actually do it as you were wearing the dirtiest look on your face.

This only made him unexpectedly leave the meeting with a deep facial expression, heading towards the bathroom.

Ireland

One kiss over the lips is never one kiss only.

always turns out into a make-out session

and he knows it.

just as well as you do.

Of course, he also drops everything he is doing.

He didn't want to do it anyway.

pretty easy; kiss him and grind him a bit in between.

reacts positively to the signs instantly.

Sean pretended to be focused on this project, computer open in front of him, staring at the screen. He obviously wasn't; however, this project wasn't going to write itself by just staring at it. Someone employed by his boss would do it anyway.

You lightly knocked at the door of his office, entering. When you opened the door, Sean could hear the voices coming from the neighboring rooms. His boss and many others were discussing random matters loudly enough to be heard. Yet he was stuck here, writing this project, when he could just talk it out with whoever was in charge of this subject.

Naturally, after entering, you sat on him, leaning lightly for a hug. Sean's arms welcome you closer to him.

Without speaking a word, you pulled him into a kiss, perfectly conscious that Sean would turn it into the most heated make-out session right there, right now.

He sunk deeper into the chair as you deepened the kiss, taking your sweet time and waiting for him to engage deeper. Sean chose to slow down and break the kiss. He knew he was onto something when you made him extend his posture lower in the chair, only for him to lean soon enough again in. While you applied pressure against his lips, Sean's left hand found its way to your chest, and as a response, your pelvis against his thigh grinded closer. However, much to Sean's displeasure, you detached from him, leaving his head hanging towards you in confusion.

As you're leaving the room, he is quick behind you, following.

England

One naughty text is not enough.

It takes 10 of them for him to actually stop what he is doing.

This workaholic is too busy

Be straight to the point and say what you want him to do to you.

He is not patient.

you neither;)

definitely motivated to finish quicker.

There is something else he'll finish quick though.

on his mind the whole time after reading the texts.

England felt his stomach drop, followed by heat, as he saw the text bubbles appear. 11, to be precise. For a moment, the Brit thought that they would never stop. He saw them but didn't mind reading them fully, his attention sparked by the people around the parliament talking. He turned his phone the other way around, over his thigh, so he wouldn't look at it. However, the urge to check took over, so he grabbed the phone and this time unlocked it to read the texts from the start.

Arthur knew he didn't let any reaction escape his facial features, as parliament sessions are filmed.

He knew no one could see the texts, so he started reading them. In the texts, you mention with a variety of vocabulary what you wanted, but most importantly, that you wanted it quick.

Arthur is not allowed to leave parliament sessions that easily. He put down the phone again, listening (or at least trying), but his mind kept thinking of the texts you just sent him. His thoughts repeated the words over and over again, wishing time wasn't as slow as it felt right now.

Suddenly he is pressuring the talks and taking part in them. Luring his boss into pushing the session to the next day again

Finally, by the time he is out, he calls you from his office, quite frustrated because of how naughty his mind is and, moreover, that he couldn't leave sooner in the session. The journey home from the parliament added to his pent-up frustrations, which resulted in Arthur being quite rough when he came back home to you.

Scotland

Usually, no one can get around him when he works.

but you don't really care about that.

Undressing him works well.

Try to lift up his shirt or open the buttons (if he has them).

If he is wearing a button-up shirt, just leave it open enough for your hand to linger over his skin.

If his upper body is bare, he won't hold still for too long.

will finish his work first but fast just to get to his real business (you) faster.

another one who gets a boner right after

Alistair felt your presence in the room, but his concentration told him better. He had to proofread this paragraph carefully again, or his and Arthur's boss would make his next few years a nightmare.

You sat at first on the chair next to him, a loud silence taking place. You stared at your husband for two long minutes, observing his physical features. His left hand was covering his facial features from the angle you were looking at as he kept staring at the infinity of lines in front of him.

Alistair wouldn't answer you if you let a word out, as when he is reading he never replies.

However, you did notice his tense back, tightened shoulders, and lightly pressed neck while staring at him for who knows how long.Imagine the sensation he must've felt the whole afternoon in this position. It gave you back pain.

He obviously felt frustrated and bothered by this task, which has taken days and weeks to get approved, and thus because of his brother's boss being a pain for him and his own boss.

You let out a mere sigh when you came back to reality from your thoughts, but you didn't expect your sigh to be so loud in the room. You pecked your husband's cheek lightly before leaving your hands to do the work over his shirt. You ran your hand first under his shirt, feeling the burning skin untouched this whole time. Seeing the lack of reaction from the Scot, you opened his shirt entirely, making sure to slide it against his back muscles and strong arms. Naturally, his arms freed the shirt from his body before getting back to their original position.

You gave Alistair a few seconds for his warm skin to feel the slightly cooler air in the room, giving him this tingling sensation in the pit of his stomach.

Alistair instinctively looked up to you and thought for a second about how your hands roaming over his chest would feel, leading his mind to the naughtiest thoughts possible. He tried to shake these thoughts away, only for him to sigh as he looked for the line he was reading.

You were going to put your hands on him, but having compassion for him and this project he's been working so hard on, you chose not to do it. You left the room, leaving his shirt on the chair next to it, chuckling slightly. Alistair literally ran out of the room after reading the last line of the paper in front of him.

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some are more explicit than others, couldn't decide tbh so i mixed

hope you like it

[sh1-n0bu]

congrats on reaching 300 followers!!! may i request for hetalia? (i’m not sure on the maximum amount of characters allowed so i’ll make a list, you can skip anyone you don’t want to write for) how would scotland, wales, spain, portugal, france and northern ireland deal with an s/o who’s always lost in their thoughts? like they’re always imagining up complex storylines with their own characters, impossible scenarios, procrastinating, giving themselves unnecessary anxiety, and it’s turned to maladaptive daydreaming at this point. they know this, and they say they’re trying to change, but deep down they really don’t want to because reality hurts, and they’d rather be lost in their own little world instead. am i self-inserting too much? probably-

✿ 𝙞’𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙬𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙙 ✿

characters: francis (france), allistor (scotland), dylan (wales), antonio (spain) and siamas (northern ireland) x nb!reader

warnings: hints of maladaptive daydreaming, disassociation, insomnia, existential crisis, comfort, fluff, light angst

notes: phew it has been so long since i had last watched hetalia so i had to watch a lot of vids, comps and read the fandom articles to remind myself of them lmao. with that the characters also might come off OOC

hetalia fandom r u still alive????? if so then yall better prepare bc once my inbox gets flooded with hetalia reqs im gonna terrorize yall🕴🕴

francis is a romantic through and through and due to that he daydreams as well. whether it be romantic dates or acts you and him could do together, recreating gentle scenes from his favorite romance novels, plan out your date and anniversaries - francis is a romantic soul and he feels your daydreaming problem to a certain degree.

whenever he notices you suddenly go quiet, eyes hazy and unfocused, staring at something while fiddling with the strands of your hair, nails, the strings of your hoodie or anything you can get your hands on, the man would let out a sigh and sit behind you. pulling your body close to himself and slowly rocking you both back and forth gently - waiting patiently for you to come back to the real world.

but sometimes francis just can’t help but get a little bit selfish. wanting your attention only on himself but he knows it’s wrong.

so that’s why, when you stepped into your shared home with the blond after another draining day at work, he had already prepared a tea party setup with your favorite novel’s theme, dressed up as your favorite character with a charming smile and gentle eyes. candles lit, the freshly baked goods’ scent wafting through the air enough to make you drool alongside a hot, steaming marble pot filled with a chamomile tea.

“mon amour, would you care for a tea with me?”

before you two started dating, allistor thought of your stimming and daydreaming moments as something familiar to his brother, arthur.

perhaps you saw something that the normal people couldn’t see and interact with them like his little brother, so the redhead didn’t ask anything of it nor did he thought it’s anything problematic. however he got smacked in the face by how deeply your maladaptive daydreaming problems run when after your date at the cafe together, you almost got hit by a car when crossing the street with unfocused eyes and slow, dragged steps.

since then, allistor took it upon himself to study and research more about the differences of daydreaming and maladaptive ones, what causes them to happen, the reason for one to end up having such an odd yet harsh behavior.

whenever you would end up stimming with your headphones plugged in, mindlessly and robotically going through your work with an eerie silence - the man would observe you for a while, trying to decipher if you’re slipping a bit too deep into the dreams before walking over to you and gently tapping on your shoulder.

when your lovely eyes would lock with his own bright blue ones he would give you a smile and reach out a hand. a silent invitation for a slow dance with him - a formerly talked upon agreement that you two made to help you reground again after another slip.

“dalrin’ would you care to share your dreams with me?”

dylan loves fantasy creatures and stories like his brothers and due to that the blond daydreams quite often as well. about the different mythical creatures, their origins, territory, how they would live and interact with one another - all sorts of things.

he tends to stim a lot without even noticing as well so dylan would be the best person to share your struggles of maladaptive daydreaming. not to mention the short man always carries around a big sponge or those cute, character shaped stress balls.

the first time when he found you completely unresponsive laying on your bed with your headphones in, dylan immediately knew what was going on. so he silently slipped into the bed next to you, held your hand in his own and rubbed slow circles into the flesh until you came back again.

since then you both had made a promise to each other to try and get better. slowly but surely working on your behaviors, problems and sudden slips. and it’s safe to say that you both had gotten better.

“cupcake! if you slip down the rabbit hole again then take my hand and drag me down with you! ‘cuz i don’t ever want to be without you.”

antonio is a bright and optimistic young man, however sometimes he comes off as blunt and insensitive due to him not fully being able to read the situation at hand.

perhaps it’s due to his inability to read the room that he was able to snap you out of your slip so easily and effectively when you two first met. a simple pat to your shoulder and voice asking you “what are you doing sitting around without doing anything for?” definitely stopped your daydreaming.

after you had said your answer to him in an unsure voice, the bright smile wearing man simple smiled even brighter and asked you if you wanted to be friends.

and since then antonio and you two became friends. meeting up in small shops, restaurants, gardens, everywhere anywhere all at once until one day after almost 2 years of friendship the young man asked you if you would like to take your relationship a step further.

whenever he finds you stimming with your fingers while gazing at someplace far away, he just can’t help but get a bit sad. you wanted to be someplace that’s not here and antonio didn’t want you to go somewhere where he can’t be with you.

so he would always rubs simple shapes into your hand or shoulder, giving you an unusually melancholic smile with his pinky raised.

“pinky promise to always come back from your wonderland to me?”

siamas is a loud and chatty fellow - the perfect human representation of a golden retriever if only he had blond hair instead of red.

it was all thanks to his bright personality that you have been getting better and better at regrounding yourself back again when alone.

when siamas first saw your behavior with his own eyes he immediately knew what it was. so the redhead calmly walked over to your sitting form on the couch, kneeling before you and started to plant butterfly kisses on your cheeks. trailing them slowly over your acnes/moles/freckles until you snapped back and let out a giggle at his sweet antics.

he always has a lot of different toys, chibis and cute little bracelets connected to his keychain so whenever you two are going out kn a walk or a date, when he feels your hand become loose in his own he would proudly pull out his keychain and put one of the toys into your hand. gently squeezing yours - which is holding the toy - in his own, giving you a smile and a proud kiss to your forehead when you ground yourself back.

“welcome back honey. so what do you think of getting for dinner today?”

[imaginethebeautifulworld]

Hi! :D Could you write something with England in his punk phase with a cute happy-go-lucky s/o? Sorry if the ask is bad, english is not my first language :p

Hello, Lovely~! Please don't apologise; your English is perfect! :D

I'm not quite sure if this is what you're looking for, but I hope you enjoy!

People are completely bewildered whenever either of you introduce the other, cannot figure out how on earth the two of you could possibly work together.

Arthur is notoriously critical of everything- himself, the state of the world, American films he didn't have to watch but chose to watch anyway. And you're so light, almost carefree.

It was almost a case of "opposites attract," except Arthur has always been softer than he lets on, and you aren't completely ignorant of how bad things can actually be. It was the middle ground where you two found each other, fell for each other, and built your relationship.

Arthur lives for your laughter now, whatever seemingly small or silly thing you find fascinating. He's come to appreciate more of the little things because of you, his views slightly less pragmatic.

You have an endless fascination with his hair. It's been a few years now, and you're still not entirely sure what his natural hair color is. He dyes it frequently, and while he tries to change the style up sometimes, the same familiar shag refuses to go away for long. Defying all laws of chemistry and physics, his hair is always ridiculously soft, and none of the dyes he picks up from questionable vendors seem capable of weighing it down.

Arthur's not a huge fan of expensive dates, would much rather spend a casual time with you wandering the markets, visiting museums, maybe spending a day at the park? But if you're interested in something more formal, he'll go out of his way to make sure he delivers.

He still hasn't forgotten your expression the first time you actually saw him in a suit. He'll think of it sometimes, think of the night that followed, and soon enough he's another loon on Jubilee Line smiling to himself.

He'll loan you his jewelry quite a bit, especially his bracelets and rings. Maybe he's just a wee bit possessive, or a bit too proud, but there's just something about seeing you wearing his jewelry that makes him stand just a little taller.

Sometimes... Sometimes he'll come home from a fight, and sometimes, sometimes, his friends will see him the next day with pastel bandages over the cuts and bruises.

He's taught you how to barter, and he has to admit he's just a little addicted to the confident, almost cocky look on your face when you convince the salesman to go even lower.

You sometimes like sitting outside the bathroom when he's in the shower. He has a habit of running through his vocal warm-ups, his choices usually completely different from the songs you'll hear him hum later in the day. You're kind of obsessed with his adaptation of Scarborough Faire.

He wouldn't admit it, but he downloaded your favorite songs to his phone. Yes, even that ridiculous one that you're embarrassed of yet sing all the bloody time.

Arthur loves your kindness, and the way you see the lighter side of the world. He knows how fragile and rare a thing that can be, and he's going to do his damnedest to protect it.

He was pleasantly surprised at how well his friends received you, and how quickly you bonded with them, too. You were a bubbly mess on the commute home, chattering away about plans to hang out with some of them at a later date.

He still can't believe how relaxed you are around him; while the city's gotten a lot more open-minded, there are still a lot of people who give him a side-eye. Yet here you are, happily wearing his ancient jacket, your pinkie linked with his, squeezing close to him on the sidewalk, chirping away about- a TV show? Film? He's lost track, but you're excited, and that smile is contagious.

He has resigned himself to spontaneous piggy-back rides.

You wouldn't quite know how to say it out loud, but sometimes, when there's a wandering eye or an unsolicited comment- You're kind of in love with how protective Arthur gets, a small thrill at seeing the other party balk in fear, sometimes literally tripping over themselves as they rush to leave.

The last time he did so, at a secondhand book shop off Camden High Street, you had to bury your face in his back to hide your smile, to pretend to be disappointed in him. "You didn't need to scare them half to death." He chuckled, turning around to steal your book away, and poking your nose. "It's your fault for being so cute." "Not as cute as you," you replied brightly, grinning as he rolled his eyes. "Christ, not again."

Okay, he'll admit it; you softened him up. Even Liam has commented on it. Or, really, Alisdair had made a passing remark, and for the first time in a long while... Arthur just let it go. And Liam stared at him in shock as Arthur visibly forced himself to relax and dismiss the Scot's words, then immediately going right back to his needlework with a hum.

You've picked up on a lot more current events since you started dating Arthur. He's brought you more into the world of activism, and while you don't feel comfortable going to the same extremes, you do like to help spread awareness, even if it's something as simple as wearing some of the pins, helping him find good spots for stickers or tags, and tagging along to protests armed with baked goods and plenty of water bottles.

You love coming home to him, sitting on the couch painting each other's fingernails, an ignored episode of Sherlock playing in the background as you share takeaway and whatever dessert he attempted to bake earlier.

He's not quite sure how he got lucky enough to see you like this, how he gets to hold you like this, but he'd do anything to keep you. Anything.

Thank you for the ask, luv! I hope you enjoyed~

[erina-writes-headcanons]

Hetalia: Oceania and United Kingdom Masterlist

Hello Everyone, This is the Masterlist of my planned post and the link to the post of the scenarios. You also can see some of the symbols below. Also, starting now. I also accept headcanons and scenarios for 2p Hetalia other than just 1p Hetalia.

🌹: Smut

🥀: Angst

🍭: Fluff

😂: Comedy

🧐: Random

🧸: Domestic

😐: Non-Specified

🗡️: Gore/Yandere

❤️: Romantic

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Australia

Crushing Headcannons❤️🍭🧸

New Zealand

Crushing Headcannons❤️🍭🧸

Scotland

-Empty-

Wales

-Empty-

Ireland

Crushing Headcannons❤️🍭🧸

[elithegnome]

I posted 2,890 times in 2022

That's 2,890 more posts than 2021!

527 posts created (18%)

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I tagged 720 of my posts in 2022

#hetalia - 140 posts

#hws - 110 posts

#hetalia memes - 40 posts

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#hws america - 24 posts

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Longest Tag: 129 characters

#my tiny nine year old looking ass will totally earn the likings of the five billion 80’s rockstars that i’m sinfully in love with

My Top Posts in 2022:

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Random-Ass Hetalia head canons

•Scotland has an unhealthy love for the band CHVURCHES

•Denmark can easily chug down a 159 liter barrel of pickled herring and move on with his day

•Wales has had to explain to America that he is not actually a whale

•Finland can scream-sing (I’ve always appreciated people who can do this)

•Romano was fed up with Veneziano so Romano left him in the Sicilian catacombs for three hours alone.

•Belarus is really crazy flexible (I don’t know why I headcanon this but I do)

•France chugged an entire bottle of perfume while drunk

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Father!Allies X Parent! Reader

PS: I will be giving the kids their names, which will be ones that are common in that country or I thought they sounded nice.

PPS: I know this request was for headcanons but it was easier for me to write short paragraphs.

America:

Child’s name: Milo 

“Ow!” Your husband shrieked, causing you to whip your head around. 

You expected someone to be seriously injured, but no, the sight in front of you was simple. Milo, your son, had hit his father on the knee with a toy mallet a bit too hard. 

“You have healthy reflexes!” The little boy giggled, his baby blue eyes gleaming, “Time for you memicine!” 

Milo carefully dumped a small amount  of green mystery liquid into a spoon. After finishing his work, the child shoved the utensil into his father’s mouth. 

“O-Oh wow Milo.” Alfred gagged, “What is that stuff?”

“Sour slime candy!” He beamed, “And now the hero’s all better! But since this is America your medical bill is $34,000.”

Your husband’s confidence suddenly took him over again, jumping up and setting Milo onto his shoulders.

“The hero will save the day!” Alfred clamored, running around the living room with your laughing little son.

Canada

Child’s name: Addison 

You were sitting on the couch, intently watching your husband and daughter bonding with one another.

“So patient, what hurts today?” Addison voiced with a fake serious tone.

“My knee, can you fix it Doctor Addy?” Mathew asked his daughter, glancing at his knee.

Your little girl grinned, “I can fix anything!” 

“Now,” She continued, “What you will need is an aspirin.”

Quickly, the little girl broke character and ran up to whisper into your ear, “Don’t worry (mommy/daddy/parent idfk what you want your kid to call you) it’s not really aspirin.”

“Okay honey, I know” You chuckled, patting Addison on the head. She smiled again, and ran back over to her father. 

Pulling a peppermint out of her pocket, she began to unravel the plastic covering the pinwheel patterned candy.  She placed the candy into Mathew’s hand and watched him chew and swallow it. 

“Oh wow I feel much better, thank you doctor!” Your husband applauded, shaking Addison’s itty bitty hand.

“You’re welcome!”

China

Children’s names (they’re twins): Jing and Feng

“Aiyah! Don’t torture your old man!” Yao shrieked, followed by the sound of your two children giggling. Worried about your husband’s well being, you speed walked into the kid’s bedroom. 

On the floor, you saw Jing, your daughter and Feng, your son pinning their dad to the ground.

“Are you kids being nice to your father?” You inquired softly, being replied with giggly nods from the small children.

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[d-joana-a-shippadora]

What would you say is the best fanfic you’ve read so far, any pairing (or lack thereof) and any fandom?

OH BOY, I DON’T KNOW!

I MEAN, THERE ARE SO MANY REALLY GOOD FANFICS!

SIT DOWN, I WILL RECOMMEND SOME IN PORTUGUESE AND ENGLISH! MOSTLY IN PORTUGUESE BECAUSE YEAH! ALL FROM HETALIA! 

(THIS IS JUST THE PART 1 BECAUSE THERE WAS SO MANY FANFICS, BUT I WILL RECOMMEND SOME LATER! ALSO, SEND ME SUGGESTIONS TO READ! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!)

PT:

Uma vida escolar nada comum by @littlefairyinabottle . Yeah, that’s right: 262 chapters. How that’s possible? Even the writer doesn’t know! However, you know how important this fanfic is to me? I was one of the first readers. I saw this small fanfic to grow up and helped to become better. I was there when the plot twist was revealed; to be honest, that plot twist wouldn’t exist if the writer didn’t have done a mistake. But it made it even better! Also, I made a lot of the characters!

Anyway, what would happen if humans started to study with our lovely countries?

O choro dos pássaros by @amaranthine-sins . YES, ROMECHU! THIS BEAUTIFUL ONESHOT ABOUT ROMECHU MADE ME CRY!

JUST…! IT’S AMAZING, OK? AMAZING! THIS WOMAN, MY VIRTUAL MOM, IT’S A GREAT WRITER! I LOVE YOU, MOM!

Card Castle . YES, AGAIN OF MY MOM! SHE MAKES ME PROUD! ANYWAY, THIS IS A FRUK WITH SPAPORT AND OTHERS SHIPS (LIKE SEBORGA X ME; YEAH, I GOT THE BAE!) Ok, she is not going to finish this fanfic, however, she wrote another fanfic about FrUk, reusing some plots of this one and is…

White Canvas THIS ONE, THIS BEAUTIFUL FANFIC, IS JUST… AMAZING! IT’S NOT OVER, HOWEVER, AAAAAH! Ok, the main ship is FrUk, ok, but Arthur is dating with Andrés (2P!Spain), AND YOU WILL LOVE ANDRÉS. Now I want to read the next chapter. Damn. Aaaah, you will see here more about Arthur’s brothers and their abusive father, Richard. One of my guilty pleasures is Richard. Such complex character with a terrible past; still an asshole. ACTUALLY, ONCE WE WERE ROLEPLAYING HIM WITHOUT THAT DARK PAST AND, BOY, NICEST FATHER EVER!

Break the Strings STILL WAITING FOR THE SECOND CHAPTER, BUT, GOD, I LOVE YOU, MOM! This is a Germano, babies. Cardverse. WITH OUR AWESOME OC’S ALTER EGOS! I SWEAR TO GOD, YOU WILL LOVE THE ALTER EGOS!

Anyway, this woman is so talented. She gave great fanfics that she didn’t post, but I have read it. SHE HAS A TERROR FANFIC ABOUT APH WALES! GIVE ME THE NEXT CHAPTER, WOMAN! I NEED TO READ THE SEAURA!!! Ok, I’m calm… She also has a 2P!SpaPort!~ Basically, Andrés is writing a carte about his life and his crush for Filipe (2P!Portugal). I just love it.

Arranha-Céus Flutuantes. Aaaah, Francis and his three loves: Marie Antoinette, Arthur and Jeanne. It’s so well-written, I’m???? This is very old and I’m still waiting for an update, but still??? Amazing. I hope she updates. Her other fanfics are very good.

Carpe Diem I STILL DON’T KNOW IF THIS IS A PORTENG, SPUK, SPAPORT OR A POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP, BUT I STILL LOVE IT AND I’M SUFFERING. WHY THIS PEOPLE DON’T UPDATE THEIR FANFICS ANYMORE??

Moonlight. An angsty DenNor fanfic. Ok, the main character is Iceland, but still. 

Just give me new chapters.

[kirklandsheartsecrets]

Can we get a scenario where the brothers befriended a human who unbeknownst to them, is also immortal. Kind of like a Baccano! character.

They accidentally became immortal because they drank an elixir that stops them from aging and immediately heals them when they get hurt. They do die temporarily, like if they get shot in the head their body will collapse but they'll just get back up again after they healed up.

That being said the human obviously doesn't know they're immortal and they think that they'll eventually die someday. So before that even happens, they faked their death in front of them either by getting shot or voluntarily getting into an accident or get caught up in the war since the anime takes place in the 30's.

And then a few decades they meet again, which baffled both parties because, they're suppose to be dead! Yet here they are, alive and most suspiciously still young!

it took me so LONG AND FOR WHAT

but it was so great to write it

finally anon, I hope you like it i also will make one part per brother because it’s too long

wales

❥ he is cycling through the paved street, sweating, cursing in his head about why would there be a hill right there in the city.

❥ yes cycling back later is easier, it just goes down, but every morning, 10:40 he is cycling up this hill, on the paved street. His fragile bike about to break.

❥ his only excuse to not give up is that it was your favorite hill from the city. 

❥ so he keeps cycling everyday through this path to reach the farm he currently helps in everyday. 

❥ industry, farms, schools—

Since the 30´s he hasn’t caught a break. 

Up and downs deciding over his weeks or how far he’ll go sick.

❥ was it better then for him ? Maybe not as much as he would say few decades later but then there was you. 

❥ and you were the best that happened to him

❥ he feels stupid to some degree, he is immortal. stupid for not using his medieval magic because of morals. Stupid because he didn’t dare to ask his brothers about it

❥ he kept silent of his immortality so if you had to go you wouldn’t carry the weight of it

❥so he carries this bitter feeling in his chest now everyday, but they can’t talk about it, his own siblings do not meet often now, at least less than before.

So he keeps the thoughts to himself but also this bicycle hardly making the hill.

❥ when he finally reaches the farm at the far end of the hill, he is already sweating for the day, few kids are walking out, carrying water. He sees their hands tightly holding on the buckets, those being almost half their sizes

❥ he looks away after he greets them, appreciating the view over the village

❥the kids are still looking at him standing still, the buckets now in front of them. Dylan notices how full they are filled. He doesn’t have enough time to ask them why they are standing there that you come out next to the kids

❥ you’re wearing a brown vest with a white shirt tucked under your longer skirt

❥ at first he doesn’t realize, but he is also out of words, how? Were you not dead in front of his eyes ? How come you still looked the same as he did ? What were you thinking?

❥ was the heat in this early September and the war raids making him crazy already ?

❥ were you someone else and he was indeed going crazy ?

❥ the kids are still looking at him like they’re waiting for some kind of answer from him.

❥ he is blushing, shocked and blushing

❥instinctively he is checking out his shirt, not his best one. He is looking rather rough, while you’re magically standing in front of him, elegant as ever, even if your clothes are typically worker clothes.

❥ words were stuck in his throat, he lets out a thick dialect and mutters words but he can’t really hear himself talk by how loud his heart beats in his ears.

❥ “we meet again Dylan." You simply announced, the blushing blonde in front of you, out of words.

❥ you simply guessed that he was an immortal being as well, which you suspected already.

❥ as if from immortal to immortal, you unconsciously kept silence about it to normal human beings. Safety tips

❥you were kinda surprised as well, but more grateful about it, because it meant being with him again.

❥ you still had to explain yourself about it, the elixir which caused you many problems since the 30’s now finally brought up to you back to Dylan

[kirklandsheartsecrets]

What would it be like for the brothers if their partner has a dangerous job that they're heavily dedicated to? Like that occult detective one that I came across, Arthur knows she's capable since she's smart and knows how to fight with or without magic. But she's still human and her fights are against supernatural beings, and maybe there was this one incident where she went missing for a month because she banished a monster along with herself because she needed to push it down inside the portal. She came back, but she looked roughed up after spending a whole month in another realm and probably took her time to get home.

UK brothers x reader II reader with a dangerous job II headcanons

England

as you described it, he knows its fine

however he also keeps in mind that you're only human

no matter what abilities you have

death is still possible

overthinker kind

he needs updates

at least 2 a day

so a whole month with no sign ?

The whole government is looking for you

will scold

scold loudly im sorry

doesn't mean he doesn't understand your job

he actually understands it better than anyone

won't tell you to be careful

but will look for a solution for keeping in touch if that happens

quite surprised by the roughed up appearance

doesn't make jokes about it

he is a serious man

also he wants to be involved too

your dedication is his dedication

wales

worried about it on a deeper level

but

acts like a sociopath about it

it's like he choose to be disconnected about this part of your life

knows your'e your own individual

so he doesn't try to change your mind over it

you wanna die ?

OK

next question please

when you come back after this month

he almost ignores you

sociopath about it but also doesn't want to bother you ??

help him

does wonders how you'll die to be honest

Northern ireland

admirative

wants to be involved so bad

but does tries to give you other job ideas

you have to travel a lot, in our world but other universes

tries to keep you in the UK

''You know, monsters do exist in the UK, don't you take care of these''

the only monster you'll catch there is kids at the back of the bus

dedicated in your job ?

He is dedicated on trying to keep you home in the morning

does a really great job on it

but you still have to go and often unexpectedly

no life signals for one month

asking england for help

starts worrying deadly after a week

when you come back he is literally crying

will never get used to your dangerous job

needs a lot of reassurance about it

ireland

doesn't take this seriously

but in a dangerous way

do not wait until it's too late for him to realise

so it needs a proper talk just the two of you

supports you anyways in this job you're doing

but wouldn't want to be involved either

immortal but it's too much for him

thinks you're smart so you'll be fine

that's not how it works Sean

sees it as military kind of dangerous

no matter how hard you tried to explain he is taking this too lightly

but he prays for you often

owns many good luck charms of all kinds that he shares to you

when you were gone for a whole month

he wasn't worried

he was just curious

the longer you leave

the more you'll have to tell him

needs a wake up call, coming back roughly after one month isn't enough for him

sadly

scotland

lord above

what the fuck were you thinking

wasn't there another way to push it in the portal ?

You're smarter than this [NAME]

literally the think [NAME] THINK ! Meme

not calm about this whole dangeorus job situation

keeps reminding you your mortal condition

asks if he can do the job for you

you came back to a really angry scotland

you were of course exhausted but this was not what you expected

):<

angry scotland waiting for you everyday at the door

started worrying after 4 days

but that's because he really loves you

he tries to cherish every moment with you

call him selfish but he doesn't want you to die because of this job

even if it was for honor

[kirklandsheartsecrets]

Just realised I was too vague sorry 😅 do the brothers’ accept their confession?

UK brothers x reader II confession reactions/reply

Spoiler : they all accepted the confession

Scotland

The letter blown him away, he could never write something worth the letter he held in his hands.

The brunette choose wisely to speak with you privately.

When he found the letter, he was stunned.

His mind was overwhelmed with thoughts, deep thoughts.

He was fast to react though

Alistair keeps the letter preciously in his room.

He feels just as in love with you as you are with him

Ends up saying « i love you » every day, all the time

Northern Ireland

he called you after seeing your text

your text didn't make him confused

he felt mushy inside, he understood the confession pretty quick

confident when he called you because he likes you just as much as you do

wish he knew way before tho

when you see him again he is flushed the entire time

shows unconditional love back

buys you flowers at least once a week

Ireland

gave you back the book,

straight look in his face

he simply highlithed words from your confession in the said book

he wrote at the end in his vague handwriting : « my heart is aching for you too »

when he gave you the book he also said something like « we'll never be alone again »

he wanted you for years but never got the guts to tell you

you two often write in that book or draw hearts inside then giving it to each other

he felt like a fool

Wales

Took him time to understand

however when it hit him he couldn't stop blushing

drove him insane

he wants you badly, he wasn't clear enough that's all

came the next « playdate » with flowers and well dressed

treats you since then like a princess

you have monopoly over his mind, always did.

England

took him a long time

another one who felt like a fool even tho he knew he wasn't one

you mentioned you wanted to dance more with him

will dance with you all the time

to 'reply' he just came to your home.

Keeps repeating how he cares about every inch of you

no more careless whispers, he'll whisper you how he cares

[kirklandsheartsecrets]

What physical attributes do the brothers find attractive?

uk brother || physical attributes they find attractive

Ireland

❥ hair

❥ long, short, shaved, bleached, curly, straight, frizzy, afro, he likes it. He likes hair and specifically hairstyles. natural or not, wig or extensions it doesn’t matter

N.Ireland

❥ freckles, beauty marks, birth marks, moles

❥ they are so beautiful to him, they make you unique, like a natural tattoo he can kiss them

scotland

❥ eyes

❥ everything about them, eyelids, eye color, eyelashes, make up on them or not, dark circles, texture. he thinks eyes are great

wales

❥ noses

❥ all kinds of nose to him look really attractive, genetics, identity, you can smell with a nose, you can nuzzle into someone, they’re covered in winter or they can get red sometimes. noses are attractive

England

❥ cheekbones

❥ essential part of our faces, they can be shaped differently depending on many things, make up or not he loves it, appearing more or less cheekbones are there

[kirklandsheartsecrets]

First of all: I love your writing!

And i do have a question of course: What do you think about the brothers falling in love for the first time? Being confronted with this human feelings. That confusing teenage body stuff ... What physical age do you think they are?

Have a nice day🌻

teenage boys crushing ? II uk brothers x reader

well first of all thank you :) i hope you love this!

Wales

physical age i see him : 27

the first time he felt the butterflies in his stomach which quickly turned into anxiety, and whenever he would think about his feelings, he hated it. Not that he hated the person, he just hated how anxious he was about it. Overthinking every little detail or word he would say, even being extra cautious around his own siblings. What he feared the most was not being able to control any of his feelings or mostly the way his body reacted to such chemical reactions inside of his body. His physical age had no relation with how he felt however, a little bit of his conscience still thought that if older (physically) it wouldn't make him that flustered.

Northern Ireland

physical age i see him : 26

first time he really had a crush, a real real real one, he started fidgeting...and since then, he never stopped playing with his hands. Fidgety king, starts fidgeting not only his hands but his entire arm or any object surrounding him. Usually if flustered, which happens on extreme and rare occasions, his brothers keep a bunch of fidget toys or actually take him out to get another one so he gets to touch something. England has been complaining about his crush the wrong way as Northern ireland started ripping one of the living room couch cushions whilst watching movies. The discolored patch and hole over the cushion was just hidden by scotland flipping around the cushion itself but it kept reminding the redhead of the main subject of his worries.

England 

physical age i see him : 26

sweaty mess, he feels heated and sweated for anything. As if his potential feelings for that special someone controlled everything he was doing in his daily life. Cooking makes him a sweaty mess, running a marathon gives off the exact same result. The heat appears in his neck for some reason, yet he is doesn't seem to be blushing around his face. Scotland joked about the fact that his crush wouldn't notice anyways as his face would be sunburned before any blush could appear on his face anyways. Much to england's annoyance, the scot was right. He had to suffer the sweat and heatwaves whenever his crush was around. His blood felt like boiling and cooling off every minutes that passed.

Scotland

physical age i see him : 27

He had to embrace it eventually, but was taking himself too seriously at first.

First time he felt the butterflies in his stomach, it took him completely by surprise. He was used to being tough, fearless, and independent, so experiencing this rush of emotions was new and overwhelming for him.

He brushed it off as mere curiosity, but as days turned into weeks, he couldn't ignore the intensity of his feelings. The anxiety bubbled up inside him, making him doubt his every move and word, his body seemed to have a mind of its own. It made him vulnerable and flustered, which he almost never allowed himself to be seen as. His nation identity was not his entire person, but more a part of him that needed to coexist with his physical body and soul, which were in love.

[kirklandsheartsecrets]

Daydreaming about how the brothers would use their girlfriends' boobs as a pillow face down after a long day, as she massages his scalp and brush his hair with her fingers.

uk brothers x reader || using their’s s/o boobs/chest to rest || headcanons

Scotland

he lets out big sighs as he is over your chest

quickly sleeping soundly😴

Facing in, you don’t know how he breathes 

He is a giant so he tries to not crush you

play with the backside of his head 

has a curl so it’s bonus points

Likes having fingers ran through his scalp 

Probably hums in comfort before falling asleep

Wales

face in but eyes looking up directly to you

lowkey does that because his lil buddy does it to you all the time so he is jealous— 

doesn’t fall asleep easily except if he is really exhausted

likes having the tips of his hair twirled twirled or curled around your fingers

they tug slightly on his hair a good way

nuzzles in sometimes

Likes when there is a bra but doesn’t like when there is a shirt—😳

Ireland

puts an extra blanket on top of your chest so it feels better for you and him

Falls asleep easily

Laying on the side, facing you 

Likes to have the back of his ears touched, almost give him chills

drools easily due to comfort 🤤

rare times he doesn’t fall asleep he’ll sweet talk to you

but really calm during those moments

england 

constantly nuzzling around 😗

doesn’t sleep easily 

likes having his scalp massaged

does blush easily

Doesn’t face you at all

doesn’t like the feeling of a bra, it’s better if there is nothing under

Hums when it feels great too

Northern Ireland

lays more in between your neck and chest, more towards chest tho

You won’t see his face 

Hold him with your arms over his 

head

Stays awake the whole time

Has this dumb smile over his face 🥴

Run your hands through his hair entirely and from the forehead 

looks like a spoiled boy 

his body is all over the place, so he likes the bed better

[kirklandsheartsecrets]

This is just the place i needed to find! Just know you’re filling a niche that desperately needed filling. For my request, liiiiittle NSFW but how would the kirklands react to an SO who is pretty flirtatious, but when it comes down to act, will only “service” them; wont let it happen the other way around. They’re reason being they dont want them disgusted with him/her. Heavy i know, but thanks even if you dont see this.

First of all thank you !

I am so glad to hear that my blog is filling this niche space for someone !

I really hope i fullfill my job correctly &lt;3

slight nsfw under +18

uk brothers II NSFW II s/o who's flirtatious but with a subtle twist

❥ when at diner around his brothers, your leg slides up to his slowly he doesn't really know how to get out of here. Your leg is slowly going higher every second stoping over his inner thigh and poking his growing bulge. Alistair leans over the table, so no one could see your leg, in between his thighs. He does a great job doing, so, no one notices but his attention is sporadic. Later only you got to do what you wanted desperatly to for more than an hour .

Everytime his arm slidded up to your waist or is hand would sneak to your inner thighs you would take over immediately, resulting in you often giving him blowjobs.

He wasn't against it, but he wished he could sometimes do the same to you in return. To his eyes, you deserved to be serviced as well and pleased.

Alistair once whispered to you, asking why you wouldn't let him do so. He wanted to make sure your boundaries are set and if needed, your fears cleared away.

❥ connor whispering you dirty words doesn't really work but the other way around does. Pretty easy for his s/o. It could be in public or just randomly through the day at home together. When you whisper right behind his ears about how you two needed some private time together now, he rarely hesitates. He is easy to service, he doesn't hold back much and knows you find pleasure in servicing him. Even if he does find a liking to staring straight up at you while your hand works his dick in rythmn, he still wants to pleasure you in a certain way. Make it kiss you while you're pleasuring him or pleasure you in a certain way at the same time, his mind had all kinds of thoughts possible.

When you mentioned your fear on how he would see you, he made sure to show you the opposite so you never refuse again.

❥ something about sean made you want to service him real badly. Something about his looks maybe ? Your boyfriend is handsome but in this odd way. Was it how his hand would ran up through his undercut, or that smile of his.. ? Or could it be his personality, hiding this handsome of his. It's when he stands in front of the doors, or when he is slightly laid against the wall crossing his arms, something makes you want to make your boyfriend pleased, and pleased in th e most embarrassing ways ever. Watch his hot face crumble down when you start humping his crotch.

His eyebrows starts to frown slightly as he stay concentrated on your ass sliding back and forth over him. His cheeks light up quickly but he keeps this serious face, getting slowly lost as he reaches his limit. Right before he wanted to please you as well, wondering when he could switch the roles and undress you right there and change your mind about your worried thoughts. A pretty face like yours deserved to be teased and pleased the same way.

❥ dylan gets the point of your touching pretty quick, the way youre facing him, touching his arms and smiling lovingly in his eyes, he knows. If you got him to sit down, quickly enough he could not refuse the usual lap dance treatment. He could cum right there just watching you, he won't count the number of button up shirts he broke out of excitment, being to eager about it.

When you mess up his hair, your hands sliding over to all the right places. He clearly wants to destroy you and end you in the most wild ways.

It would only be fair to pay you back for your hard work on him all the time right ? When you refuse he needs to know why, such a hot person like you wouldn't want or need him to service you.

❥ cuddling with arthur until you start kissing all over his neck, making sure he disturbed enough to take over. When the kisses suddenly go slower, lingering on the spots and you slowly go down to the object of your interest. He loves it and makes sure you take time doing it so, part of your flirtatious act for him. Always plucking your lips over your finger and staring directly at him and now you would pluck those lips around something else bigger.

By when your done kissing it all, he is hard enough, about to throw you over but you never let him do so, earning his desperation but your eagerness to please him is stronger. When he learns the reasons on why you never let him make you feel good, he listens carefully and gives you a chance to try it out, so you could figure out your needs with him.

[kirklandsheartsecrets]

HCs for the brothers and dating their people?

uk brothers II headcanons II dating their people

northern Ireland

be ready to watch all of love island episodes im tellin' ya

dating someone from his people means you understand the tv reality context out there

talking shit about the people in it

looking for fun at their instagram and also talking shit about their account

mocking the way they talk or the character the production choose to give them

"do you think he really goes to the gym?"

"his ass does not come from eating out dear"

"why she got them big ass lips for ? For what purpose ?"

"sucking out a dolphin or something idk"

talking about how those kind of tv shows are really bad

still on the couch right on time to watch them

spread out on the couch like the most disgraceful creatures

wales

wants to know what's the best restaurants around

looks for deals and special social media guides

try something new every day

yeah yeah those cool concept restaurants, usually cheap but actually really good

hope your stomach is ready this man eats

gatekeeps the best spots with you and if tourists or too many people find out

which ends up in long queues then its not worth anymore

"overrated"

salty as hell about it, you guys have no chill

"man it was better before"

"the price has gone up huh ? they know they are popular so its not good anymore"

you two are stinky gatekeepers

secret spots secret spots secret spots for the best views

england

southbank book market in london

hmmmm i feel like he would take his s/o there if they are from his country

he is not cliché book worm no

but likes to find cool stuff

thrifting works with him

thrifiting in london is cool UNTIL-

he is like wales, if something becomes too popular and crowded he goes

"overrated"

and since his s/o and him are used to certain spots, if the price goes up just like the amount of people at specific time then no

thrifiting and south bank book market

you guys go at night

permament

+under waterloo bridge, so quick to get here

scotland

if his s/o is from scotland

he has someone to go watch football games then

man goes to every game he can

who's your favorite player?

he probably has all the football merch possible

extras

and by this i mean supporters

if the scottish players are assigned in others clubs in europe

you guys are going to their club games

doesnt matter if this is the Juventus or FC Bayern Munchen

youre going together to watch them

of course shit on the other players or countries about their bad football club choices

you guys are trained to get the best spots to watch the games

not in the world cup ?

haha it doesnt matter books a flight to see England lose and support wales

Ireland

this weirdo wants to see the last ends of every train station in ireland

might take a year but

means a lot of time to talk with his s/o and actually show cool places they might not know of

i am not joking

taking a bus until the last stop to take it again on the other side

lots of naps

lots of discoveries

you can say now "i went through every bus/trains in ireland"

delays and cancels don't scare you anymore

this is strange i know but the hidden gems are worth

only irish people know their way through the transportation in ireland obv

do you talk a bit shit about the some cities ?

hmm yes. who wouldn't ? dublin overrated.

[kirklandsheartsecrets]

hey! i just found your blog and i really like your writing! could i request the brothers having a bad day and starting a fight with their s/o because of their bad mood? maybe they even made s/o cry? but, pretty please with a happy ending/reconcilation? thank you so much and i hope you have a wonderful day!!

thank youuuu 🥰

i Hope you like it!

uk brothers || bad day, bad mood fights || headcanons

Northern Ireland

at the bus stop with you he was visibly irritated, upset with something.

The unusual frown on his face he worn staring at the time boards and the glares he was giving whilst looking at the other people waiting at the bus stop 😒

You poked his arm, trying to reason his attitude, whispering

"why are you glaring at them—"

He simply stopped staring at people, just looking straight in front of him

You tried to hold his hand in the bus and he just put closed his arms over his chest

You thought he was just tired so you said nothing

When you arrived at your stop he walked out like a madman

a woman in the bus told him to smile more

He just looked at her up and down disrespectfully 

He was probably ready to spat back something

You did hit his arm so he would calm down

Back home he just locked himself in the bedroom 

You came two times to check up on him

Second time he groaned and scold you to stop bothering him

You got mad

"Then alright, forget me for tonight" you slammed the door of the bedroom leaving

Immediate regrets

You called Ireland to pick you up so you wouldn’t spend the night around north’s current toxic behavior 

North was hella worried

england

you two went shopping for groceries 

arthur was weirdly silent

His face was suspiciously neutral

One minute inside the mall he started sighing all the time

He did not bother to make silent or

Big sighs while he is leaning tiredly over the cart

You were asking what kind of bread you should get because of his brother’s different tastes and—

"It doesn’t matter"

and he slightly pushed the cart away walking in the other direction 🚶 

At first you were ??? But rapidly you got mad because of his constant attitude

" What’s with this behavior ? If you didn’t want to come you should’ve just stayed at home "

He kept walking away 

You took your cart and kept on your shopping

If he wants to act like a teenager it’s not your problem, he’ll come back to the car after

When he came back to the car

" are you done with your fuss ?"

He was silent the whole ride

Scotland reasoned him out at diner for being disrespectful 

Ireland

You received your sons report card from school

Ire, has been having a bad week overall and kind of neglected his son studies

He just overlooks it and trusts him blindly

You read the report card, the comments getting worse every line.

"Come here [sons name]"

The 15 year old walked in the living room, visibly obvious to what was gonna happen to him

Ire was just having a shot, « because he had a bad day »

Your ironically say

"Are you having a good time at school ?, or should I say the holiday camp activities ?! Because from this report card I don’t really know where you go in the mornings—"

Ireland groaned at you, defending I directly the teen.

" You’re the one who drops him at school everyday— do you even know if he goes ?" You point to the hours of missed class on the report card 

Ireland sighs taking it and rips it 

"Enough— I’m too tired for this, don’t bother him more it’s his problem—" he said walking out 

Your son was just standing there 🧍‍♂️

When Ireland came back and found you asleep tears over your face he felt awful

You were just trying your best for your son and he was not doing much in return

he felt bad for complaining and acting this way so easily whilst you were also just as busy and tired and yet took the time for your son 

Wales

when he tried to park the car underground  and didn’t see the damn metal tube against the wall

Yeah the rear window

Suddenly crumbled entirely into small broken circles

His day was already shit enough

That damn broken rear window was too much 

He literally put his head over the wheel and screamed

"Honey it’s f—"

"NO IT’S NOT FINE NOTHING IS FINE"

You just turned back to your front, silently

The way he just screamed back at you broke you inside

Slowly you shook your head, the tears falling off slowly

Dylan had the time to go out check the damage back and forth and get back in 

You looked away the tears falling off from your face

When he got back in he was panting because of the screaming he was doing outside because of the car

When he finally calmed down he hugged you tightly

Patting your back again and again

Whispers non stop "sorry my love"

Scotland

"You didn’t put enough irn bru into the  dish"

"Alistair— I put as usual one cup."

"You didn’ . It doesn’t taste like i’ "

He sighed, forcing in to eat.

He looked at the dish like you were lying

"You don’t have to be rude about it Al."

His tone grew louder, "I am not rude about i’ "

"You are"

He stood up, slammed his hands over the table

Took his unfinished plate and threw the food in the trash 🗑 

You did flinched when he slammed the table, not expecting it

But the little act he was doing with throwing the food after barely eating left you speechless

He was the one complaining about being hungry and too exhausted to cook 

He wanted to eat something really specific which you helped cook 

Because he was "exhausted"

And now he is throwing it away after you spend a good hour standing up and preparing it

You were the one who should be mad

So you just cried at the table because of the shock

you head was screaming I should be the one mad and yet—

He came back to eat few hours later and you haven’t left the table, you were finishing work eating fruits 

He silently walked to the kitchen looking for left overs

He didn’t found what he needed so he ended up having yoghurt silently in front of you at the table

"I’m sorry"

"Next time you’ll cook it by yourself."

Tried to hug you after for so long because he is too awkward

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UK Brothers || Kinks

NSFW UNDER (+18)

England

seeing his s/o dressed or acting like a pirate

Ireland

treating his s/o like a god/goddess, praising them. 

Scotland

Femininity/Masculinity shown by his s/o

Northern Ireland

When his s/o is dressed or acts like a prince/princess

Wales

Lace kink, loves to see his partner with lace