#anyways xiao <33333< /div> Explore tagged Tumblr posts

[sunriseverse]

modern xy being cajoled into therapy by xxc is also funny to me i imagine that modern xy just hates that he is mentally ill he does not want to acknowledge that. if he’s crying you better not say a damn word. if he’s having a flashback no he didn’t. if he’s showing any other Symptoms than something in the realm of aggression or anger he’s so pissed abt it. he hates that xiao xingchen is so Into Therapy. and it doesn’t help song lan is there. song lan is a little bit bitchy about xxc liking xy so in his mind he imagines xy wearing a t-shirt that reads “I AM MENTALLY ILL AND I AM SO EMBARRASSED ABOUT IT” to make himself feel better. its ok cause song lan is mentally ill too except hes less embarrassed about it. i for one project all my issues onto song lan sir ur ocd and also u have autism as a little treat for me

ANON. ANON. IM KISSING YOU PASSIONATELY. HOW DID YOU REACH INTO MY MIND AND PLUCK OUT THE LITERAL DYNAMIC RHAT I HAVE DEVELOPED FOR THEM IN MY HEAD. TELL ME YOUR SECRETS. IF I EVER WRITE A FIC ABOUT THEM IM DEDICATINH IT TO YOU <33333

anyway on a more serious note. yeah that’s LITERALLY their relationships to therapy. xxc is So Into Therapy any time he sees someone suffering from the effects of trauma he’s like oh i know a therapist!! because he wants So Fucking Bad for therapy to help people the way it helped him. meanwhile xy is like if therapy even LOOKS at me i’m going to bite its dick off. i don’t have Problems i am Fine stop trying to ask me about my childhood i survived didn’t i? because if he has to think about it too hard he has to confront that he was a CHILD and he didn’t in any way deserve that and it didn’t make him stronger and he didn’t learn anything from it it just hurt him. and then sl is over here somewhere in the middle, probably at least vaguely antipsychiatry for a Multitude of reasons, he doesn’t like thinking too hard about his own issues because that’s pretty painful but he can acknowledge that the three sessions of therapy xxc paid for for him gave him some decently useful skills, but any time he watches xy spit and claw about it he’s like Suddenly I Love Therapy It’s So Good.

[rrinsluvr]

PA-ADD SA TAGLIST EIN

profiles ⌇ camp sawi !

masterlist / next

a little background; you were friends with sevy, sam (cousin) and su since highschool palang. while you met pam and lee back when you were college. then ava and biu was your co-worker. you can't remember how this friend group started tbh. it's just that one day, everyone got along because they share the same braincells.

THE 1 — a pantalone filo smau

SYNOPSIS — after getting divorced to your now ex-husband, diluc ragnvindr, you stumble upon a reunion of your highschool batch where you saw pantalone who is your highschool sweetheart, your crush before, the almost something, and the friend. what would you do now that you met him after years of not seeing each other?

notes: wala akong maisip na background basta friends sila lahat yun nayon huhu T^T

taglist: @sunizome @sevynnee @kujuo @biuun

[strawberrysohn]

omg pls some xiaojun smut 😵‍💫

man i am doing this just for you because xiaojun makes me 😵‍💫 like he bias wrecks me so bad it's not even funny 🥴 thinking of making him my second wayv bias but anyway, i hope you enjoy <33333

warnings // little to no plot, xiaojun is a tease but you love it, established relationship, rough sex, sex on a couch, usage of the word slut, reader is a bit too loud while the members are home smh

xiaojun x female reader

---------------------

"come on just this once," your boyfriend pleads as you walk straight past him to get the food ready.

"no," you quickly shake your head, setting the timer on the oven. "you make weird shit. i don't want a repeat of last time."

xiaojun crosses his arms over his chest, following around the kitchen area like a lost dog. "you don't even know what happened last time because you weren't here."

"xiao, baby," you turn to face him for a moment to emphasize your point more. "i got like a hundred texts from yangyang telling me that he was so glad that we were together because that meant that i could save their asses from having to eat anymore of your food."

as your boyfriend pouts, you begin preparing the meal that had already been approved by the boys. you knew it was one of xiaojun's favorites too, but he was too stubborn and grouchy to admit it.

you put the dish in the oven, humming to yourself, and your boyfriend watches as you do so. he can't help but admire your ass when you bend, your thin yoga pants not leaving much to the imagination.

he bites his lip as you stand up straight again, not knowing what to do now. his attempts at getting you to let him cook instead had failed, and now he needed a way to get in your pants without any of the members walking in or hearing anything.

"you know," he starts, sliding over to you, who scrolled through your phone, elbows rested on the counter, not daring to glance at the boy beside you. "yangyang and ten are both sleeping, kun and winwin are still out, lucas is still playing his game, and hendery is downstairs."

"i'm glad you know the whereabouts of your band mates, jun," you reply, still not bothering to look up. "what's your point?"

"my point is," he continues, moving to stand directly behind you, his hot breath on the back of your neck. “we basically have the whole place to ourselves.”

your eyes widen at his closeness and you blush when you get his hint. “you’ve gotta be kidding me.” you try to cover your flustered state with one of resentment instead.

“what?” the male looks at you, pressing himself even closer against you, allowing you to feel exactly how eager he was. “you’re telling me no?”

you gulp and bite your lip as you sit your phone down on the counter. “xiao dejun, you are not getting to fuck me on the kitchen counter.”

your boyfriend frowns. “well you’re no fun,” he pouts playfully and you giggle, booping his nose.

“maybe next time,” you tell him. “let’s go watch something while the food cooks, yeah?” you grab his hand and lead him over to the sofa in the main room.

you’re ten minutes into grey’s anatomy and xiaojun is done. as much as he loved watching your favorite shows and movies with you, you couldn’t have asked at a worse time. even though you politely declined his offer of a quick fuck, he was still as turned on and needy as before.

then he got an idea.

xiaojun leans in to plant what starts off as a soft kiss to your cheek, making you blush and giggle. “watch the show, silly,” you mumble to him, who ignores your words and moves his mouth done from your cheek to your neck.

he sucks at the skin of your neck, your eyelids fluttering at the pleasurable feeling. “x-xiaojun, what are you doing?” you stumble on your words, your vision getting blurry from the pleasure.

“well, you said i wasn’t going to fuck you on the counter,” his lips part from your neck to speak. “so i’m gonna fuck you on the couch instead.”

your eyes widen at his direct words. you simply nod your head, feeling a stirring in your stomach.

he smirks as he looks at you, his fingers finding the waistband of your leggings. “let me take these off for you, babe.” he hums as you lift your hips so he can slide both your leggings and panties down with ease.

“lay down,” he tells you, watching with that mischievous look in his eyes as you lower yourself to lay on the couch, staring up at him with need in your eyes. “good girl.” 

you watch eagerly as your boyfriend pulls off his sweatpants, revealing that he was in fact not wearing underwear underneath. the sight makes you drool.

for a moment, you slip back into reality. “what if someone comes in?” you bite your lip nervously before shaking your head. “it’s too risky, jun.” “come on, y/n,” xiaojun pouts. “you really wanna pass up on all this?” he gestures at himself in a cocky manner.

never wanting to give him the satisfaction, you shrug. “you’re meh,” you respond, watching as xiaojun’s face changes.

“ah, really?” he raises a brow at you. you nod confidently. your boyfriend hums and nods back at you, with a suspicious look on his face. “that’s not what you said last night.”

you blush and roll your eyes. “whatever, just,” you sigh, giving in finally. “don’t make so much noise.”

xiaojun scoffs. “i don’t think i’m the one you’ll have to worry about along those lines,” he chuckles before aligning his hardened length with your aching core. “i could tell you the same thing.” he pushes himself into you without a warning and you gasp, your eyes widening at the sudden stretch.

“a little warning would be nice,” you groan as he starts to move at a steady rhythm. you tug your bottom lip under your top one as you try desperately to stay quiet.

xiaojun lets out small, harsh breaths as he thrusts into you at a harder and faster pace. “fuck, y/n,” he groans, leaning his head back before looking back down at you who stares back up at him with need. “so tight still and i just fucked you yesterday.”

his crude words send you spiraling as you roll your eyes back slightly, accidently letting a small moan emit from your throat. you partly wished he wasn’t so good at this so you could stay quiet. but the other half of you was glad he was so good at this so you could let the world know how good he was making you feel.

“dejun,” you moan out his name, feeling his hips snap into yours even harder than before. “dejun, more, please!” you plea, a little louder than you wanted to.

your boyfriend picks one of your legs up and places it on his shoulder, allowing him to fuck you at a new, deeper angle. “like this, hm?” he asks you, knowing you wouldn’t be able to respond.

“fuck, yes,” you try to bite your lip to keep yourself quiet again but to no avail. “it’s s-so good,” you stumble on your words as his cock rams into you at an impossible speed. 

xiaojun grips your hips so roughly you were sure you’d be bruised there later. he leans down to place his lips by your ear so he could whisper to you. “at least i know how to be quiet,” he speaks in a low toned whisper, making you shiver. “unlike some people,” he smirks at you, who only whimpers as his hips keep their harsh rhythm.

“wasn’t it you who told me to keep it down and now look at you, barely able to keep your mouth shut,” he hisses, eyes darkening as your noises get louder. “guess you’re just too much of a slut for me to care, huh?”

you nod your head, your hands gripping at his arms with a death grip. 

“use your words, darling, you know you can,” he hums, waiting to hear what he wanted to hear. you usually wouldn’t give in that easy but he just felt so good, you couldn’t resist.

“fuck, yes, jun,” you finally open your mouth again. “i-i’m a slut for you.” you pant out, feeling that familiar knot in your stomach.

xiaojun chuckles darkly at your response, rolling his hips just so to make you **almost** scream.

“fuck!” you whisper yell as you release all over his length, your nails digging into the skin of his arm. the intensity of your orgasm triggers his and he releases after you.

“oh, fuck, babe,” he groans as his cum spills into you (you were on the pill no worries). “fuck, you’re so perfect.” he pants heavily as he stares down you, who pants equally as heavy.

“i love you, dejun.” you mumble as he pulls out of you and lays beside you, pulling the throw blanket over yourselves.

your boyfriend smiles warmly, planting a soft kiss on the bridge of your nose. “i love you too, y/n.”

...

“...are y’all done fucking now?”

“yangyang!”

--

sorry this took so long :,) i hope it’s good or better than you wanted :) <33

[evil-re-re-o]

Genshin men when sick HC Part 2

Diluc | Kaeya Part 1

Zhongli | Childe Part 2

Thoma | Ayato Part 3

Venti | Xiao Part 4

Requests are open!! (And highly appreciated!!! I also do fics not just oneshots ;) )

| Zhongli |

-He had never gotten sick before because he always lived as an archon. Sure he has gotten injured and once even poisoned but never ill. -This man has no clue how to explain how he feels or what he is even feeling. "Do you feel nauseous or have stomach cramps?" "Sorry love I don't quite understand the difference." - "Is this what my people have suffered through? I should have helped them more." - When he is sick he loses control over his powers a bit. You can leave him sleeping and come back 20 minutes later to find a small dragon curled up in his place. - He really enjoys you making him tea and food because he is the one who normally cooks (Bc damn does he cook good Liyuein cusine) - His voice gets raspy and he coughs a lot trying to get the weird sick feeling out of his throat. - 100% throws up on himself or somewhere inconvenient the first time because he didn't know what was happening or why he felt that way. - Peppers you with kisses trying to reassure you that he is ok. Very sweet and less formal when he is sick <33333

| Childe |

-Childe hardly ever gets sick because he grew up with so many younger siblings who got sick. He's the kind of guy who if your sick would kiss you anyways because "My immune system is like a rock! I never get sick so don't worry about me"

- Suprise he can actually get sick. And when he does my god is he the biggest baby possible (Similar to Kaeya in Pt1)

-"Im dying baby~ Pleaseeeee cuddle meee"

-It could be just a cold and this man will milk it to make you take care of him. "My stomach hurts can you rub it?' "Can you play with my hair to help me fall asleep I'm so tired!?"

-Whenever he gets sick he loses his appetite and he will only eat the soup his mom used to make him when he was sick.

-The amount of tissue boxes this adult baby goes through is insane. And he always leaves them everywhere for you to clean up

-He gets super clingy and will latch himself unto you all day. If you leave him alone when he's sleeping, If he wakes up he gets super frantic and calls out for you.

-Lots of cuddles. Lots.

-He will absolutely beg for kisses. Forehead, Nose, Mouth, Cheeks basically anywhere he can be kissed he will make you kiss.

-Just the worlds most annoying baby and he knows it.

[s1utspeare]

hohoHOOOOO whump time!!! if you’re feeling it I’m thinking “Walk then. Come on, walk towards me. I bet you can't even take a step” with pangsang (platonic romantic whatever dealer’s choice) bc they’re both so bitchy I can see either of them saying it lmao <33333

DINO YOU ARE!!! MY SOULMATE that's EXACTLY who i was thinking of for this prompt adhsligajldfkjsad. Anyway. This turned out a little sillier than expected, but enjoy the Them!!

Send me a prompt and some characters and I’ll write some whump!

"Walk then. Come on, walk towards me. I bet you can't even take a step."

So. They've been in worse situations before, although it's taking Pangzi a lot to think of any. It's taking him a lot to think of anything right now, that's how out of it he feels. He hates weird tomb dust. There's so much weird dust in tombs and usually it isn't even dust, it's like. Blood or dead tiny bugs or fucking poison or something, and then it gets in your eyes or on your skin and Xiao-ge has to make out with Tianzhen about it—no. No that's just normal activity. The tomb dust has nothing to do with that. Pangzi wonders if Xiao-ge will make out with him.

He won't, though, and Pangzi knows this because they're currently in a Tomb-Dust-Situation, and no one is making out with anyone. At least as far as he can tell. Tianzhen and Xiao-ge aren't in his direct line of sight anymore, so they could be making out somewhere where Pangzi can't see it, which is considerably inconsiderate.

The only person he can see right now is Liu Sang, who is currently scowling at his feet as though he's forgotten how they work. Which he probably has. He'll never admit it, but he was in front of Pangzi when the trap had gone off, which meant that his exposure to the stupid Dust was even greater than Pangzi's was.

He's still not entirely sure how it happened, but someone had set off a trap, which was either like a smoke bomb or something so old that it had crumbled into ash over the years, and he and Liu Sang had gotten lungfuls of it, while Tianzhen and Xiao-ge had been relatively safe from exposure. That's the only good thing, is that Tianzhen isn't in... whatever state they're in. As far as Pangzi can tell, the only thing the Dust is doing is making everything look very spinny and weird, and also making Liu Sang's hair pink.

He snorts, because Jinx would never dye his hair that color, and Liu Sang looks up at him in confusion.

"What?"

"Your hair," Pangzi says. "S'funny."

Liu Sang frowns. "Not."

"Is," Pangzi says, and because he's older, he knows he's right.

Liu Sang opens his mouth, but gets distracted by his own fingers. "Huh."

"Those're nice," Pangzi says, deciding that he should give Jinx a compliment, and his fingers are, admittedly, very nice. Pangzi thinks about his fingers a lot.

"Mm," Liu Sang says. He curls his hand into a fist, and then shrieks.

"What?!" Pangzi exclaims, trying to stand up so that he can protect Jinx from whatever it is that's scared him.

"They're gone!"

"What's gone?"

"My fingers," Liu Sang says miserably, staring down at his own hand. "They disappeared."

Pangzi blinks at him. Yeah, Jinx definitely swallowed more Dust than he did. "Open your hand."

It takes Liu Sang a minute, but he does eventually, and then gasps in delight. "Oh!"

"Told you," Pangzi mutters. wondering where Tianzhen and Xiao-ge have gone off to. He remembers them saying something about going to get backup, or supplies, or some shit, but that could be his brain making things up again. It wouldn't be the first time dust has caused that.

He catches Liu Sang staring at him quizzically. "Why are you looking at me?"

"Where're yours?" Liu Sang asks suspiciously.

"My what?"

"Yours," Liu Sang repeats, holding up his hand and wiggling his fingers.

"Oh," Pangzi says, and then has to do a great deal of looking around in order to find his own fingers, which turn out to be at the ends of his arms. "Right here."

Liu Sang nods, satisfied, and then turns to someone else. "Where're yours?"

"Who're you talking to?" Pangzi asks, squinting to Liu Sang's right, and suddenly sees a blob that morphs into Wu Xie. "Tianzhen!"

"Hi," Tianzhen says, looking amused, which Pangzi has no idea why that could be. The only funny thing is Jinx's hair, and they already went over that. "My fingers are here, Liu Sang." He holds out his hand, and Liu Sang takes it in his own, nodding very seriously at the presence of fingers.

"You know whose fingers are nice?" Pangzi says dreamily. "Xiao-ge."

"His fingers are nice," Tianzhen agrees, and Pangzi always knew he was smart.

Liu Sang, meanwhile, is glaring at him like Pangzi's eaten the last chocolate protein bar, which he has not. "Where'd you put him?" he demands, as if Pangzi has hidden his beloved ouxiang away somewhere.

"I didn't put him anywhere," Pangzi retorts. "Xiao-ge goes where he wants."

"Right now he's trying to disable the other traps," Tianzhen says cheerfully, which doesn't make Liu Sang look any happier.

As if on cue, Xiao-ge's voice floats down the tunnel towards them. "Wu Xie?"

"Coming!" Wu Xie says. "You two, don't move." He disappears down the corridor before Pangzi can tell him that he's never moved in his life, he's very good at not moving.

He's concentrating so hard on not moving that he almost doesn't notice when someone sniffles next to him, a watery breath escaping from them. He looks over to Liu Sang, who is staring at the space Wu Xie had once occupied, and seems to be trying very hard not to cry.

"What is it?" Pangzi asks.

"He's gone," Liu Sang says mournfully, one hand reaching out as if he's trying to touch a non-existant Wu Xie. "Where'd he go?"

"He went with Xiao-ge," Pangzi says, trying to be reassuring. "He'll be back."

That doesn't seem to cheer Liu Sang up at all. "Where'd he go?" he asks, more insistently this time, and a single tear rolls down his cheek, falling from his chin and making a little wet circle on his knee. His eyes are large and watery behind his glasses. "I don't want him to leave."

This is surprising, since all Liu Sang does is ask when the Iron Triangle is going to leave him alone, when he's going to get his life back, when he'll finally regain the peace and quiet he apparently hasn't had since they all fell under a beach together, but right now he's looking very worried that Wu Xie has suddenly gone away for good, and Pangzi knows that feeling.

The cure, as far as he's aware, is a hug, and since Tianzhen isn't here, Pangzi will have to make do. "C'mere," he says, opening his arms. "He'll be back soon."

Liu Sang wrinkles his nose. "I'm not hugging."

"You should," Pangzi insists.

"No."

"You're scared," Pangzi teases him. "You're scared of hugging Pang-ye."

"No," Liu Sang repeats, though he sounds more unsure of himself now.

"I bet you can't," Pangzi says, knowing that challenging him will make Liu Sang do whatever he can to prove him wrong. "I bet you can't come and give me a hug."

"I could if I wanted to," Liu Sang says haughtily, but Pangzi can sense the lack of confidence behind it.

"Mm," Pangzi says, "I don't think so. I don't think you could even walk over here if you wanted to."

"I could!" Liu Sang protests, his eyebrows furrowing in a way that's actually very cute, though Pangzi won't tell him that. Yet.

"Walk then," Pangzi says. "Come on, walk towards me. I bet you can't even take a step." His arms are still open, waiting, starting to feel a little stiff, but he's good at patience.

Liu Sang frowns at him, gauging the distance from his rock to Pangzi's, and then slowly, stutteringly, stands up, and puts one foot forward, then another. His eyebrows are stuck together in intense concentration, like they are when he maps out difficult tunnels.

The third step is the hardest, and Liu Sang wobbles, tipping forward. Luckily, three steps was all he needed, and so he just pitches forward into Pangzi's arms, his face smooshing against Pangzi's chest as he wraps him up tight, sighing in contentment at having a team member safe with him. Safe with Pang-ye. Yes.

"Good Jinx," he murmurs softly. "Nice, good Jinx."

"See?" Liu Sang says, muffled into Pangzi's shoulder, where he's not pulling away. "Told you I could do it."

[azure-stars]

Hey there I saw your venxiao mermaid au art and like I'm entranced by your art! The way you colour and your style overall is gorgeous im in love! I'd love to hear more about your au if you have anything more you would like to share :0

omg thank you so much!!!! < 33333 i actually have an ongoing thread on my twitter where i talk about it and just add stuff whenever ideas pop into my head, but ill summarize them here too!!

As far as general worldbuilding goes, Mondstadt is entirely underwater, and Liyue is a kingdom that borders the sea. While all the Mondstadt characters are mermaids, everyone in Liyue is human (including Xiao!!!). Keeping within the classique little mermaid story fashion, Xiao fell off a boat at sea while they were throwing a birthday party for him, and Venti saved him <3 In this au though Xiao sees Venti and knows who it was who saved him, but he’s wary at first and avoids going anywhere near the sea, esp after Almost Dying. He starts getting more curious abt Venti when he begins to hear singing and music at night below his bedroom balcony, which overlooks the sea. He feels all Fight or Flight about it at first because Why Is This Creature Harassing Me, but on stressful nights, and when he feels his most alone, he finds it more soothing and reassuring.  After awhile, once he’s Calmed Down and figures the mermaid isn’t secretly trying to lure him down there to Kill Him, Xiao starts visiting Venti at night and the two start getting to know each other and learning about each other’s countries, circumstances, etc. Xiao finds Venti fascinating, if not a bit undisciplined, and Venti is just entirely fond of Xiao and likes needling him bc he’s so broody but complex xoxoxo After the two start getting more attached to one another, and once Venti starts getting a sense for how terribly isolated and trapped Xiao feels since he refuses to abandon his Royal Duties and Obligations, Venti decides to figure out a way to go on land. He’s motivated both by his own attachment to Xiao as well as a general wanderlust to explore Teyvat beyond the ocean. hehehe in this au Signora is the sea with and i figure since the tsaritsa > god of love, that might be why she bargains with Venti that Xiao has to make some gesture of affection for Venti to get his voice back (also in this au, Venti’s voice is contained in his gnosis...so that’s how he loses his gnosis to Signora </3) Atp Venti’s kinda like “love??? woah it’s not THAT deep ahahahah (im in danger)” but he goes through with it anyways because what’s life without a little fun without a little risk.

So that’s how he ends up on land, and Xiao’s just like ??!!?!?!? confused when he finds Venti with New Legs No Voice, and it stresses him out a little trying to get Venti into the castle with no Real Explanation as to who he is, but! he makes it work. and it’s a little weird not being able to talk anymore, but they play music together and that somehow becomes so much more tangible and potent than words.

And that’s about as far as I’ve gotten, since both Disney’s Little Mermaid and the original Little Mermaid are kinda angsty after this point and I kinda wanted to leave this as a mostly fluffy since two venxiao fanfics im currently working on are kinda angsty, but i’ll figure something out at some point : 3 Also I def know it would take Xiao awhile to even realize he loves / is falling in love with Venti, and what that means for his place in the kingdom and his obligations, and he has to make a choice between a kingdom or Venti. Instead of 3 days maybe Venti get’s a month to get Xiao to fall in love + enact a gesture of love, and on one hand Venti would never want to force him to do anything, but on the other hand he DOES kinda need his gnosis back because Mondstadt is otherwise at risk.

heheh and again tysm for liking my art, i’ll probably stick to doing small drawings and doodles for it for now : 3 c not sure if i’ll write anything yet..

[bluexiao]

speaking of jumin i was actually trying to get his bad ending.. (the one with the cage HAHA)

i feel like everyone who kins zhongli / xiao has some sort of connection with jumin aswell (and artem from tot) but for me its 707 + diluc..

BUT BLUE ! GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TODAY ! I was close to pity (i was at like 70) and asked a friend if they think I should do a 10 pull bcs I didnt rlly mind getting ayaka or losing 50/50 so I did pull AND GOT NINGGUANG , YANFEI , DILUC , AND WIDSITH and im so happy i have c2 diluc now !

but on top of that i did some single rolls from the starglitter and got a lisa con + ayaka 5 pulls later hdjfhdjhdf

- 🌙

jxjsak artem from tot is cute👉🏼👈🏼 havent started playing but ive got my eyes on him,,,,

oMG CONGRATS !! THOSE ARE LUCKY PULLS TF??? And diluc has his favorites huh kxjsjsj

AND AYAKA TOO?? WOW YOU’RE SO LUCKY??? HOW TO BE U???? HXJSJJA anyway congratulations nonnie aaaaa so proud<33333

[sips-tea-cutely]

Lmfao I love both so much-

Albedos VA is chaotic and Albedo in the game is a calm and kind brother sksjsjs BAHAHAHA

I laugh so much with his VA, he is so freaking funny.

I also wanna try wishing for Albedo when he comes back but my primogems are screaming hard rn cuz I want Xiao and Ganyu as well HELPPP

A L S O

Smug Albedo

smugbedo is - ugh <3333 all the genshin boys are too gorgeous for my heart to handle

i usually try to get as many primos in a day and uncontrollably just use them all again. neko gives around 20-30 primos everyday after doingn a task

also my new qiqi

im so close to the whole set. if klee gets another rerun, i can have the whole set, OR if i wait for yaoyao, i can get a kid from every nation

anyways albedo and qiqi are <33333

[xiax]

hihii! just wanna inform you that you did a small typo on your recent xiao work (the one where he got a nightmare) where he said "dory" instead of "sorry" when he was apologizing after choking the reader 👍 anyways, keep up the good work!

THANK U !!!! i fixed it !!! <33333

[chil2de]

hi bb:) sorry i took so long to respond i have a bunch of things to do today (·•᷄∩•᷅ )

HSJAHDJJA i’m actually a childe main !!!!!!!!!!!! i’m AR 52 and i love my boy sm. I also really really love xiao i want them both to destroy my body so bad The biggest number i’ve ever hit in genshin is 91k which was with childe but it was a vaporise so it’s not super impressive :,) I wanted thoma so bad and i mean i got him but i’m #polearmuserphobic and i’m not a fan of his gameplay :0 Seriously tho i fucking hate polearm users i’m so close to benching my raiden. I also use noelle a lot !!!!! i have a phys noelle but she’s not built properly so she’s not amazing,,,,,,

PLEASE OMG I LOVE THE SOUL EATER INTRO SO MUCH ITS SO COOL i am a #certifiedmakastan SHES SO COOL I LOVE HER SYTHE AJGDJSVEJVAGEJSVRIBEGSHE i used to have a big fat crush on kid but maturing is realising he actually isn’t hot like at all tbh

yesyeyysyeysyyes :) thank u sexy. Rn i’m in the middle of writing a paper abt control and how it effects our lives and psychology n stuff which is cool bcs i love that sort of stuffs yk

I LOVE PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR SM OMG u should definitely play ddlc and yttd (ddlc is my favourite but yttd is still super good) it’s free u can download it on steam !!!!!!! big big warning tho if u don’t already know there’s a shit ton of scary stuff and suicide and self harm and stuff so proceed with caution

i have a 5 star animal crossing island tehe :] i also have marinas emiibo in my phone case it’s my lucky charm

MY PHONES ON 3% HHHHHHHH

IVE BEEN SAVING FOR GANYU FOR SO MANY BANNERS TIME SO IM WAITING FOR THAT TO PULL OKAY BYE BB <3333

-🦕 <3333

(istg if this doesn’t send through )

don’t worry about responding<3 gotta do what u gotta do first.

childe mains have my fuckin heart. honestly and truly. deadass the other day someone joined my co-op and just stood next to me so I could hear childe’s idle dialogue LMFAOO i want that man so badly it’s not even funny. xiao is certified daddy if i ever see someone maining him i make sure to tell em that they’re sexy.

“vaporise so it isn’t impressive” stfu stop downplaying urself wtf. that’s hella good even for an elemental reaction anyway?? u should be proud </3 smh a large sum of kisses is going to necessary for me to forgive u after saying that👺

LMFAOGJOAS i can’t. i genuinely cannot thoma’s gameplay sucks so much ass and for what reason... it pains me to the utmost degree when he says shit like “don’t get too close!” n “supporting fire!” but.... then he misses? 😐 baby, thoma i love u but i gotta let u know that ur not even on the field for more than 3 seconds.

thoma’s auto looks sexy but i don’t think anything can top zhongli kicking his polearm. and xiao.... man... what. i love him but how do people not get headaches wtf the camera panning every time he lunges w the polearm makes me wanna cry? i saw a clip of c6 xiao and what on god’s green earth. he’s just perpetually stuck in a washing machine why does the camera shake around like that

noelle <33333 im using her as a diy 5 min craft phys too until i get the characters i actually want for my main team. sorta? i just can’t be bothered to ascend her bc she uses the geo hypostasis and so does albedo😭 god knows i’m not ascending both of them

i rlly luv maka’s attitude and the way she dresses???? she’s so cool. her character design is lowkey so normal but it’s really pleasing. the cape is very girlboss on her. love when women are strong we don’t look at damsels in distress in this establishment (lmao genshin barbara who)

good luck on your paper, princess. sounds really fucking interesting i’m not gonna lie if you made it into a 40 min documentary i’d watch it. afraid i can’t give you any insights with my qualifications in fine art LMFAOO but i’m more than happy to support u regardless. u got this<3 pass ur exams n get that bag baby

actually starting to sense a pattern here. avoided genshin like the plague cause i thought it was a paid game and ur out here telling me they’re both free. genuinely dashing to my pc later when i have more time and fingers crossed i actually have a speck left of storage for me to download it😍 ily thanks for the warnings i have no issues w it but you singlehandedly made my day. very sweet of you even if it is common decency. tell me ur hot without telling me ur hot

marina!!!! tried hunting for her once and i ended up with... octavian... not even zucker. OCTAVIAN. and he was an autofill as well. i wanted to suffocate him his house infuriates me to look at it’s physically sickening. dude has a whole NASA spaceship crammed into such a tiny dwelling :/ that’s the same island where i got beardo as my first campsite villager and it was at that point where i decided to restart

do you have a theme that you decorate ur island w? or do you just throw shit down randomly because me too.

please charge ur phone. although it would be funny if it died the same time as when you plugged it in. i love when that happens

ganyu rerun is going to break all hell loose it’s the funniest shit i’ve seen this month LMFOAIFOA. everyone i know is either “pull for ganyu” or “why aren’t you pulling for ganyu?” but i’m tryna get xiao and his constellations so... i say this, full confidence, knowing earlier that i was dissing xiao’s play style. sacrificing it all for the sneaky link adepti baby

rip my wallet i’m terrible at saving primos i instantly spam the wish button the second i have 160 so i have to give u major kudos for being able to save. i love when ppl are financially responsible it’s very attractive actually. good luck for when she does roll around! ganyu wanters shall be ganyu havers. maybe you can get her cons too and if you don’t it’s bc genshin hates hot people

[starglitterz]

Xiao fluff, as promised <3

---

"Chocolate?" Xiao stared at Mo-- Zhongli in disbelief. The older adeptus smiled benignly, lifting the teacup to his lips. "Yes, chocolate. The Traveler introduced the tradition of gifting chocolates to people whom you find... hm, let's say people whom you are very close." "Huh." Xiao stared up at the moon; an unnaturally large globe looming over the land. "Mortals. I will never understand them." "One does not need to understand to partake in their rituals." Zhongli left the unspoken question hanging in the air, entangled by the silky threads of the smoke wafting from the teapot. Xiao blew out a huff of air. "Fine." Zhongli set down his teacup. "I shall assist you." --- Turns out, Zhongli's idea of helping was to stand by the counter and recite the entire history of chocolate. "I appreciate what you're doing, Lord Lapis--" Xiao gritted out. "--but is there anything that you can actually do?" Zhongli blinked languidly, and his next words infuriated Xiao to no end. "It must come from the heart, yes? As I was saying, chocolate--" Xiao resigned himself to another of Lord Lapis' long rants and turned back to the cookbook that Zhongli had lent him. "Where did you even learn about this stupid tradition, anyway?" Xiao groused, for lack of anything to say and to cut Zhongli's train of thought in half. He measured and stirred in the milk with a little more force than was necessary. "Childe told me about it. Fascinating, isn't it?" Xiao may or may not have broken a wooden spoon, imagining that it was a certain Harbinger's spine. Finally, finally, the chocolates were done, and he wrapped them up in a box, gently nestling a crystalfly core into the centre of the bow so that the whole present glowed with an ethereal light. "It looks very lovely, Xiao," Zhongli observed. "Lord Lapis, with all due respect, you did not help in anyway whatsoever." Was what Xiao was going to say, but he held his tongue. Almost slipped up. His lord was acting more and more... human of late. Perhaps that was a good thing. He glanced at the innocuous box sitting on the countertop. Time to give this to you, then. --- "Xiao!" You smiled, and Xiao ignored the his heart like a trapped crystalfly. "What brings you here? I don't have almond tofu on hand, so sorry..." "Here," Xiao said brusquely, shoving the box of chocolates into your hands. "This is for you. It's to say... thank you. For the almond tofu." "And~?" You teased, your voice lilting. "...And for your company," Xiao begrudged. "Chocolates, Xiao? You shouldn't have." You shut the box gently and produced another box. "But then again, it is Valentine's Day." "Happy Valentine's Day, Y/N," Xiao mumbled, allowing you to hug him. "I made them myself." You pulled back, a look of wonder on your face. "You made them yourself? For me?" "It's not like that! I just... since you take the time to make me almond tofu, I thought I could reciprocate likewise." You smiled and opened the box, taking one of the chocolates out and popping it into your mouth. "Delicious." Your voice was nothing more than a reverent whisper, and Xiao flushed at the praise. "It's nothing compared to your almond tofu." "Xiao, are you saying my cooking is better than an adeptus' cooking?" "...Yes. Get off! No, no more-- fine, fine! Just stop making that face."

(AA)

OK I CRIED THIS IS SO ADORABLE TYSM AA ANON ILYYY AAAA <33333 I GENUINELY HAVE NO WORDS THIS IS SO CUTE HAHSJFKSJFJSJ THANK U THANK U THANK U !!!!!!! <3 PLS THIS MADE ME SMILE SM AHAHAHA