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EPISODE 8 OF THE DUNGEONS AND DADDIES GRAPHIC NOVEL IS NOW AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER !
READ THE SAMPLE NOW HERE
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#i hope no one saw when i messed up queuing.#anyways um.#yeah#i only did ten pgs cuz i dont know how many ppl will see this so i dont wanna go all out#and shout out to my bestest best friends#JUST FOR REFRENCE THIS IS A JOKE BTW THIS IS MY FIRST TIME MAKING ANYTHING LIKE THIS#A graphic novel is not in fact coming you can not actually pre order. sorry. the joke is that i suddenly pull out issue 8 and your response#would be huh ??? wait wheres the other issues ??? wtd is the pre order link?? oh its fake#although i am not unlinclined to actually do a full episode but then id need to get paid for it for real
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Hi! I'm Cowpoke, I do art n stuff, and I am in seed of money so...
Semi Emergent commissions are open!
Now cowpoke, what is a semi emergent commission? Well. A lot of emergency commissions I see are like, ppl going to be evicted, and I'd feel bad if I labeled my situation an emergency so. Semi emergency. My moots and those who have followed me for a bit would know that I'm a uni student, and disabled, making it very hard for me to get a job. And I live in a city with terrible public transportation, so. I have to drive myself. And gas costs money, of which I have none. I also have to buy a textbook that I can't "legally" get online (I have to write in it n stuff, tear out pages for lab) so, I also need money for that.
So: Commissions!
Here are examples of my art (tumblr destroys the quality but if I give you the image via like dms or smth it is better)
The first two are unshaded, while the last one is shaded.
Pricing:
Bust (Shoulders/mid chest) $9
Thigh $10
Fullbody $12
Add another character +$4
Add shading +$1
What I don't/can't do:
I won't do incest, pedo, other such things
I can't do NSFW, backgrounds (I can try but I make no promises), and detailed gore
My work is not for commercial use btw
Don't be afraid to ask for things!
I use cashapp mostly, but if you use another app I'll just make an account for it haha.
You can DM me for more info and stuff!
My goal is $40 (a full tank of gas)
50% or any money I make over $40 will be donated directly to a Palestinian family or charity (if you want you can choose which one, I can also provide recipts or whatever to the commisoner) (I would like to donate more but 40 bucks is only one tank of gas. I will need more in the future and I cannot get a job rn so. I'm doing what I can. I may donate more than 50% if I feel like I can.)
I'm sorry this is so long haha!
I mostly do dc art but I will draw like. Anything.
#if anyone has any tips on how to like. make this better please dm me ive never done commisons before.#im not super confident in my art hence my pricing but. whatever.#dc fans assemble i uh. i draw them a lot.#not finished pieces LMOA#but i will finish commisons i promise.#anyways um.#digital art#digital artist#dc#batfamily#dc comics#green arrow#art commisions#commissions open
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entering my lover era.
#… so do you remember that manager i was muttering about ages ago ….#wellll he got transferred#so he isn’t my manager anymore#and last week he confessed he’s like me for six months … heheeee#on our unofficial first date he came w me to the arthritis clinic LMAOOO#anyways um.#don’t rlly know what’s happening honestly. i feel disgustingly smitten it’s actually awful#i just spent the last four days w him#he’s taking me on an actual date on friday but like#i’m literally obsessed with him you guys im obsessed with him#and he’s legit obsessed with me too so 😭😭#ummm. i’ll keep you updated#watch this now all fall apart after i’ve told y’all and every single one of my friends and written it in my diary .#even if it does Whatever. worth it to be temporarily happy#:’))))))#h.txt
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the riddle school classroom
Miss Cophey's classroom, Riddle school 1
#Ugh I love the fact this game was originally gonna be a madcom fan game and they still kept a song from the madcom ost in it#I literally love madness combat sm#I'm deimos's biggest fan#Anyways um.#Yeah riddle skool#Dib would definitely pay attention to that lesson#Dibs def a flat earther#dib invader zim#dib iz#iz dib#invader zim dib#dib#dib membrane#dib membrane iz#invader zim#invaderzim
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Theyre putting chemicals in the water that turn the fucking animatronics gay
#yes this is about the poster. YES THIS IS ABOUT THE PO-#im losing my MIND im losing my MIND#AUGHHHHHHHHHH#<in a good way#but also a confused way#bc. you know. s c o t t#*muttering to myself like a conspiracy theorist* they HAD to have known they HAD to have KNOWN#YOU CNAT JUST PUT THAT IN THE GAME AND EXPECT PEOPLE TO READ IT AS PLATONIC!!!!#AUGHHHHHHH#anyways um.#fnaf#fnaf security breach#fnaf ruin#fnaf ruin spoilers
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i have 27 posts queued and only 2 of those are not related to the jmv fic
#i did not realize it was 25 parts jesus christ#i also have like. a masterlist post for when it's all posted. so if someone wants to read it at a later date it'll all be in one place#anyways um.#looking forwards to that HJKGHDSJG#very excited to see how it's received
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quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕
#new bracken quiz just dropped!!#only took me like three hours actually. kind of impressive#for the way that i write quizzes. i will go 'let me write a piece of short fiction' and then expect to do it in one sitting#I DID IT TONIGHT THOUGH. almost 2000 words in the document. crazy shit#anyway um. what if i told you all that this one is normal for sure. nice normal regular quiz that will be nice to you#i won't pinky promise but you are free to believe me if you want <3#uquiz#my uquizzes#my quizzes#uquiz quiz#uquizzes#uquiz link#quiz link#quizzes#quiz#is there a tag for fucked up narrative/poetry based quizzes. how do i get that to the target audience#^ guy who has been spending this whole time cultivating the target audience
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they are like puppies. 2 me
#gravity falls#dipper pines#mabel pines#stan pines#stanley pines#ford pines#stanford pines#gravity falls fanart#fanart#disney#pretty happy with the bg on this one!!!#to be honest i don't know how i got here#at first i just wanted to draw mabel and dipper sleeping on the floor bc i thought it was a cute idea and i love to draw cuddling#and then um. suddenly i had placed them in an entire environment and added stan and ford#couldn't tell ya what happened#but i had fun with it!!#anyway yeah thank you again for all the recent support#hit 12k!!!! woah!!!!!#i was gonna make a post thanking you for 10k but then i hit 11 and now 12 so um. whoops#to be honest i don't even know what to say 😭😭 it's just crazy to me that ive gotten this far because ive had this acc since i was like. 12#it was my first social media i think#and the first way i got into fandoms#so yeah anyway. thank you :'))#mods art#mods draws#my art
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the black mold told me to draw this
#*arcanes your blorbo*#continuing the tradition of trying to yoink art styles that i like 🫳🫳#at various degrees of success#anyway ummm fortiche hire me hire me it only takes me 95589467 hours to finish a simple headshot#and also i will throw up evey time u ask me to draw a cop#and also i cant model for shit#dare i say fundamental asset for your team#anyway um this was fun!! ty nene for the gentle nudge#atla#zukka#sokka#zuko#arcane?? style??#my art#id in alt text
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mdni 18+
simon is the type of guy who doesn’t like you to go to bed mad at him. how could he when all he wants to do is make his bird happy? so instead of talking it out, like most people do, he fucks it out of you instead…
his big, veiny cock laid heavy over your stomach, the tip glistening with beads of his spend. your front covered in his cum, after many rounds of him showing you just how much he hated it when y’all fought. leaving you absolutely fucked out, your eyes lost in the back of your head.
‘i’m sorry, lovie, i just can’t help it.’ he’d say pressing kisses into your neck, his voice almost a begging whimper. ‘I never want you to leave me. please say you’ll forgive me?’
you do, only after he eats his cum out of your pretty pussy.
#he just wants to take care of you#little do you know he’ll never let you leave#he’s got the handcuffs and chains in his basement#um anyways hope you like it love you all#thank you for 1000 likes btwwww!!!#cod headcanons#ghost#simon ghost riley x reader#simon riley x reader#ghost hcs#simon ghost riley#simon riley#ghost x reader#simon ghost x you#tf 141
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hey bro can we like adopt paralleling themes and symbolize opposites but in a two sides of the same coin kind of way? it doesn’t have to be weird. wait what do you mean thats gay
#swear 90%+ of my favorite ships r like this#for example#stevebucky#moicy#blackbonnet#ineffable husbands#and um. can i say it#kavetham#haikaveh#beiguang#xingyun#wriolette#anyways bye#soapbox#txt
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True pacifist ending.
#undertale#undertale fanart#grillby#frisk#frisk undertale#im such a fake ass grillby fan i legit didn't know this mf SPOKE CANONICALLY??? EVEN IF IT WAS LIKE 2 WORDS.#anyway um i cried rivers first of all bc he spoke second of all bc i started tweaking bad#familial or genuinely good friends frisk & grillby make my day tbh i love them sm#that “good job” means sm to me DON'T EVEN JOKE BRU
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🗣️ huh?? what do you mean I haven’t posted any Link signing propaganda yet??
#doodled a little comic bc I think the link/korok relationship is adorable#this is also pro-korok propaganda#anyways um#I used to hc that link signed in botw (for obvious reasons)#but after the calamity he gained more confidence in speaking#so now he only signs when he’s uncomfortable speaking around someone or just not in the mood to talk#sometimes he signs while speaking out of habit#thank you for coming to my ted talk#im sorry hes just so important to me IM SAD#I used to learn asl but now I forgot please forgive my mistakes OTL#the legend of zelda#legend of zelda#loz#loz art#Zelda#loz tears of the kingdom#tears of the kingdom#breath of the wild#totk#botw#totk link#korok#Nintendo#art#my art
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tango doodles
first you make up a guy and then you struggle to draw him correctly
#i need to stop drawing all the faces in 3/4 this is just silly.#gahh#anyways yes! im still on my quest to make tango look at least a little older#because every time i hear his voice the image in my head doesn't fit the sound at all.#dude has a raspy voice that doesn't exactly fit a little guy. if i could id draw him with more realistic proportions but i cant.#because um. reasons.#i can't just give up on my creachur cmon now...#ive noticed recently i tweaked a lot of my designs to be less cartoony. not sure if i like that actually. hm.#man i keep saying stuff like 'oh i gotta make weirder designs' but then i do the exact opposite??? huh?#i should stop trying to be normal. it's really hurting my image#GOD anyways. tags under the post yes.#tangotek#my art#sketch
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should've just let Vil be the one to fly, it would've gone SO much easier. 😔
also HEY how are everyone else's pulls going, because I have had the most RIDICULOUS luck, seriously, halloween magic is 100% real
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#kicking around some ideas for scully's UM poster so i'll talk about all that when we get to it#in the meantime i just have to show this off because...seriously look at it#is the halloween pickup count cumulative?! because i only did two ten-pulls for jamil...#i've only done three ten-pulls total in this event and yet somehow ended up with leona and two consecutive jamils#now it would be extremely funny if i didn't get sebek when he's the one i want the most...but let me hope#(i choose to believe this is an apology from the universe for my lack of both fairy gala ortho and masquerade malleus)#(thank you universe)#anyway i realize there is some irony in bragging about my jamil pulls and yet drawing vil instead#but...i just really wanted to draw nightmare vil okay#i thought i had posted art of good ol' pumpkin-stroker jamil already but i think i might actually have just dreamt that#brb gotta get onto fixing this problem
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Very normal dream about your lab partner 🥴🪶
Fanart of this jayvik fic by @ticklishfiend !
( Alt Jayce expression under the cut )
#jayvik#arcane#viktor arcane#jayce arcane#jayce talis#viktor tendercrisp#tickle art#worm's art#AHAHSHGDHDHDHDDHSHS I FINISHED#ngl...im....hella happy with these lines#esp Viktor's gripping hand like I did that with no ref...how...tickle magic#anyway Um...aha#READ THAT FIC IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY#ty for fiend for letting me draw this adorable dream sequence#also yes theyre both trans in this arttt#partial nudity#btw this isnt meant to be suggestive but you may interpret how u wish!#they ARE in gay love tho
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