#anyways this is that.

[dragonsfell]

[ INBOX / always accepting ] ⸻ @architaciturn sent in ⸻ “Gods. Somebody studied Shakespear once and now it's everybody's problem.” (For Wyll, from Astarion. - architaciturn)

❝ I favor myself as someone who could quote the finer poetries of playwrights. ❞ It's said half distracted as he watches their wizard companion spout off Shakespeare. ❝ Yet this ⸺ ❞

Perhaps he spoke too soon when he had decided that Gale had become significantly less insufferable as they had all been traveling together. Tempering each other from wilder thoughts and darker intentions, bonding with one another. Nerves no longer crossed as often as they had back at the Grove.

He may be quite the romantic himself; guilty of evoking the great Bard with such flowery prose for a lover, here and there, but this was insufferable. Rare was a time that he and Astarion would find themselves agreeing on anything.

❝ Do you suppose it's some form of wizardry foreplay? ❞ Wyll suggests, if not to rile Astarion up a little more and decided that it's time perhaps they dip down this next street without their companions for sake of no longer having to bare witness to such displays. A further suggestion should be made that they get a room instead of the shared penthouse the rest of them slept.

❝ Yet here I thought you would be all in favor of speaking prose. ❞ Considering Astarion's age, which the Blade may be smiling at such implication. All of them in motley crew, Wyll included, wasn't above the harmless jokes every now and again. Agog had still a choicely word from the vampire.

[lrndvs]

compliments from girls go hard

[bitchfitch]

writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.

[alivingtypo]

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

[1-jar-of-stars]

On Friendship.

[macdenlover]

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

[mroddmod]

the queen of the disco or whatever

[vrepit-salt]

[orpheuslament]

friendships end. relationships end. fictional man whos doing even worse than you is forever

[bookwyrminspiration]

I can behave normally around books

[pyroinfusedtiger]

Posting this everywhere til im not obsessed with it anymore

[shrubsparrow]

It's in the eye of the beholder

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

that article going around abt firefox's new ad program is annoying bc it's phrased as though "mozilla has finally TURNED on its people and is SELLING YOU OUT for cold hard cash!!" when. that's not what's happening. it is specifically being implemented to discourage tracking behavior, and literally all the data they are giving to advertisers is aggregate and anonymized, which is like, the opposite of what that post wants you to worry about, lol

[kenapiece-main]

Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job

[okthatsgreat]

just caught myself thinking “nooo i cant post that they’ll think i’m uncool” like brother you are on www.tumblr.com/dashboard