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A silly little pokemon peepaw hc, if you would
#pokemon sv#this games story has me by the fucking throat#anyways old men am i right#larrys like “my cousins visiting” to the e4 team and it turns out its fucking juan of pokemon coordination and gym leader fame#juan probably would have a blast with hassel#juan pokemon#sorry about the quality im doing all of this from my phone and screenshotting#idk if anyone else has thought of this but if they have please tell me i want to consume more content of these two#pokemon larry
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Initial drawings of that old man… I literally, I haven’t finished reading the book of bill yet!!! I had to stop and take a break for a week to feverishly draw fanart of myself petting fords floofy hair and giving him attention and shit…!!!! The urge was too great….!! I’ve literally. I had a crush on this guy the instant he was first REVEALED in the show, but I did not have the artistic prowess to draw good looking old men back then… but I do now… thank god… thank fucking god
#gravity falls#ford pines#stanford pines#self ship#self insert#si x canon#it me#doodles#I got a haircut! so my hair looks different now.. as haircuts tend to do lol#anyway… yeah… I LOVE HIM… GRAHHFJH#the confirmation that he rlly is just sad and lonely and insecure and craving attention and validation#OHH FORD BBY.. WE R THE SAME#like… ghghg i loved him already just w his prickly nerdy outer shell but knowing more about the vulnerable center is GREAT. ITS AWESOME#also hes a smart nerdy guy who can do science and expirements and shit which is ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS FOR A CHARACTER TO DO#u kno im all about scientists….#I couldn’t draw ship art back then 1 cuz I didn’t kno how to draw old men and 2 cuz I was like 13 lol… which would have been wierd#but I’m an ADULT NOW. GET OVER HERE FORD#also it didn’t even rlly cross my mind TO draw that stuff cuz even tho I did love ford#self ship and x reader sorta stuff was not NEARLY as popular back then.. like I specifically remember it like. booming in popularity#at some point. but being pretty rare before that. anyway. thank u passage of time and trends and new gravity falls book for introducing#me back to fictional man I love. so I can now draw myself smooching him and shit#hell yeah.#13 is probably not actually correct I do not remember exactly which year fords reveal was in…#but I was probably older then 13.. but still#the point remains lol.#also omg. the bit in the book w the goth moth. ‘ur probably into this sorta thing right?’#I AM INTO THAT SORTA THING FORD. thank u book of bill for being written specifically @ me. the immersion it’s great.#like ur so right ford I AM edgy and goth how’d u guess that tee hee. eyelash flutter#aLSO PLS IGNORE MY FINGER BEING IN FRAME IN THE LAST PIC. I was drawing in a tiny bound sketchbook#so I had to hold the paper down to keep it flat. and. I didn’t feel like censoring my fucking. pinkie finger out of the image
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okay, our boy has impeccable taste in men....
#OOF#i don't know how anyone in their right mind would say Lou is ugly#he is simply older?#(and we all know buck has some valid daddy issues)#plus he looks great today as well#anyway Buck has great taste and i know he will be beautifully man handled by this big strong man#lou ferrigno jr#tommy kinard#buck x tommy#bucktommy#911#911 abc#bi buck#edit/clarification: I NEVER WANTED TO EMPLY A 39 YEAR OLD MAN IS OLD. MIDDLE AGED MEN ARE NOT UGLY.#people (regardless of gender) can be hot at any age!#and Lou in particular is definitely hot at 39 as i am sure he will be at 49 and probably 59 etc
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This post is something that can actually be so personal and no I am not done talking about it. There's a whole concept behind it and the fucking hair ties are just one way of channeling it but oh boy is it a good one. This works so well with the hair braiding too and i cannot think about it to much or i will spontaneously combust, but I had to so I hope you enjoy the result of it.
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Joel has a hair tie on his wrist because Ellie forgets to take a spare and when the first one breaks or she loses it somehow, he can offer it to her before her hair becomes an annoyance.
He has one because she gives it to him sometimes when they're laying on the couch and her ponytail makes resting her head on a pillow or against his chest uncomfortable. At times she also takes it out simply because her scalp is especially sensitive that day and the constant pull becomes painful after a while. There's always another one in his jacket pocket, too, so when Ellie asks him for braids afterward or allows him to do her hair he isn't limited to simpler styles.
It starts with hair ties in Jackson but there are months of different acts preceding it.
Joel carried whatever he could for her, taking more than necessary sometimes because the slim line of her shoulders being weighed down by her backpack made his heart ache even when he couldn't admit it to himself back then, not at first at least. There are water bottles, sweatshirts she cannot quite fit into hers that day, all of their food, whatever first aid materials he can find, even a spare bar of soap.
Then he starts carrying hair ties once they get to Jackson and suddenly he needs to keep a brush on him, too, and with the brush comes a comb and with the comb comes a hat and with the hat comes a homemade creme he traded for since her hands are uncomfortably dry sometimes (she never said so but he knows her), and after that what started as a small piece of twisted fabric turns into him carry a bag around that is filled with everything his brain thinks Ellie might require at some point. Sure, maybe he is being a little bit overprotective and maybe Tommy jokes about getting him a purse several times, but he can offer her sunscreen and a bottle of water during summer, he gives her gloves and a scarf in winter when she doesn't remember to put them on before leaving, there's always one of her books in a side pocket, too, and as soon as he finds her a new one, her Walkman gets an especially safe place in his bag.
And yes, he fusses over her a little bit too much, maybe even to the point of being smothering sometimes (she always tells him to back off when that happens and he does without complaint), but Ellie grew up utterly alone and without someone to look after her for fourteen years, she deserves to know what it is like to be cared about by someone. Whatever she asks for, whatever she needs, he gives it to her even when she could walk home and come back with the thing in question in less than ten minutes. There's always a snack, a spare sweatshirt in case she gets cold, space for the one she takes off when she gets too warm, a small sketchbook and a pencil both as a distraction and so she can draw whenever she feels like it.
No one pays any attention to it, and while Tommy softly teases him about it from time to time, the smile that blooms on Ellie's face when he quietly gives her something she needs based on nothing but hardwired instincts before the words leave her mouth tells him everything he needs to know.
Joel might not be good with words, but he continues to carry a bag and hands her little pieces of his love time and time again, hoping she can put the puzzle together, hoping she knows.
Ellie does the same, hoping Joel notices it, hoping he knows what it means, that with every time she tells him to rest, every cup of coffee on his nightstand, every night spent in his bed when she wakes to the mere suggestion of a nightmare and brushes them away before they can settle so she can put herself in their place instead, every trashy action movie she borrows from the library for their weekly movie night, every handmade guitar pick she gifts him, every single gesture she does not have to do but does regardless because she wants to, she is saying I love you, too.
They notice, they care, they willing hand over carefully chosen parts of themselves and the puzzle they piece together is one and the same, because paying attention to things is how they show love and it is oh so easy when there is nothing to look at but each other.
#alex writes tlou#the last of us#tlou#joel and ellie#joel miller#ellie williams#fanfic#miller family#episode 3 reference because i go insane over half the lines they say fucking craig i hate you i hate you what did you do to my brain#also i finally got the bill and frank strawberry shirt and i am wearing it right now and i am in love#two old gay men living a happy life in the apocalypse is actually so defining to me as a lesbian#does that make sense probably not but its true#anyway inbox open as always it is easier to write you something if it's related to my current brain rot topic but i get to everything#eventually i just wanna do it properly
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Sketch that I'll do the line art for either tomorrow, orrrr probably never
[art block has been kicking my ass save me pls]
#drew this with only part of the reference bcs i had it in an old video but was too lazy to get a proper screenshot 💀#have one now though. the quality may be bad but it's 5am and I'm tired so deal with it /silly#anyways#gay old men am i right ?#skylanders#pop fizz#jet vac#popvac#pop fizz x jet vac#skylanders au#fizzy art 🧪🌀#i think that's all of em ???#god i still barely know how to tag on this site
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Okay because my mind’s still on the subject, I have a bit of a weird question, but I just want an answer
So like, my favorite type of drama in series is usually familial drama, most often ones between parents and their children. And also usually, those dramas that I love are specifically between father and son
And now I’m wondering, what are parent-child dramas/dynamics that involve a female character usually like? As in, mother-son, father-daughter, or even mother-daughter? And additionally, are they as interesting as father-son dynamics? Because I feel like I don’t see nearly enough of them, or at least, they never give me that same amount of intrigue or they just aren’t as focused on
By which I mean specifically in my context, would they be interesting in an action based series? I have a particular taste, namely that I like my series (mostly this applies to shows, I’m a bit more flexible with games) to be more action focused, or at least have some fantastical elements to it, or else I don’t care. I’m not interested in soap opera kind of drama, I want something that would fit in an action based show
Sorry, again this is probably a weird request (and to be honest I really don’t expect answers, posts of mine like these usually get little to no attention), but it’s on my mind. I feel like I see so many interesting father-son dynamics and conflicts, but I never see one that involves a woman, at least not when it comes to parent-child dynamics, and not ones nearly as interesting
#I do think it has to do with the demographics of the shows I watch#or at least the ones that I watched as a kid and where my tastes stem from#most notably Ninjago but there were others#one coming to mind was Kaijudo which I loved as a kid and am still fond of (even if mostly just for Raiden’s plots)#(I’m neutral on Gabe and do not care for Allie but Raiden Bob and Saguru are all interesting to me)#anyways going back to my point those and other shows were usually marketed towards boys#and so as a result were probably made to be more male centric#and I think up until at least the past 10? years or so female characters in those shows weren’t usually written the best#as the writers were probably also all men#and so as such the male characters usually have all the interesting stuff#and the conflicts I like#especially as someone who isn’t a big fan of romance which is usually something that comes up with female characters#hell I’m shocked when a series places equal weight on a female character’s relationship with her brother#as well as her love interest#which right now I can only attribute to Xenoblade 1 but still#(and I know Fiora and Shulk’s relationship is more important but Shulk is the main protag so I get it)#fuck I’m writing too much#point is demographics and old writing conventions are probably the cause#and it’s probably gotten better but I don’t know a lot of good female parent-child relationships#questions#tv shows#video games#random stuff
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okay thats interesting! in the SF try-outs during the song "legally blonde" she sings about how she cant be legally blonde, while in the official version AND THE DEMO she sings about letting her be legally blonde. which means that at some point they changed the lyrics around, and then changed them back! laurence o'keefe.... nell benjamin.... what occurs in your twisted minds
#covers mouth sorry so sorry guys#im a huge fan of beacon of positivity + good boy (elle puts a leash on emmett confirmed) + love and war (not in the demo but part of SF)#+ i liked some of the lyrics in the demo version of so much better (it called back to beacon of positivity!!! (i am insane)) such as:#I dream of your name next to my own but mine's looking fine up there alone#but i greatly prefer all the official songs we got. well. maybe good boy over ireland wouldve been fun (i think ireland is boring)#but itd play into the 'all men are dogs hurr hurr' joke that im glad they avoided. anyways. what was i saying.#right i havent listened to every version of everything yet (for example theres a SF version of chip on my shoulder i need to watch)#(and just the SF vers in general. shes hidden from me... why was emmett there before the remix... let me see their conversation)#but from what i have heard they made a lot of changes that were sorely needed. in take it like a man demo shes so much meaner??#it made me sad. it wasnt a duet + they wrung out the romantic tension (no subtext by calvin klein... sigh) + shes meaner!!!!#in the bway vers hes baffled but enjoys going along w it + she genuinely likes him even when hes wearing his regular clothes#but in the demo vers she keeps calling him stuff like ugly duckling and talking about how the geek is gone :( but she likes that geek..#the lines 'how much do you think i earn??' and 'kindly shut up :)' are funny but speak to a dynamic between the two that makes me sad...#follow me for more beautiful opinions on a fifteen year old musical#(heaves. do you know weird it is to see comments from 15yrs ago when this was actually showing. my brother is fifteen.)#god im so sorry i should be put down like a dog#lgb bootleggers are intense. i swear they got a bootleg every night or smth bc we got her shoe flying off + SF + kyle as understudy etc#go watch a so much better compilation sometime how did they take so many bootlegs?? how did you find them??#and its awesome cause these were filmed on 2007/2008 tech which means they have 15 pixels maximum#SORRRRYYYYYYYYYY
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#bullying 12 year olds .... real pure uwu#real wholesome family shit right there#anyway...#i appreciate the story and its significance#but i am glad new creatives are adapting the live action#and that the live action creatives are people of color instead of two shitty white men who like bullying fans#anti bullshit#also they did create a story good enough#to be worthy of/hold up to adapting#so credit for that#zero credit for how they treat people though
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vielleicht is such an upsetting episode because felix is so obviously doing absolutely terribly but till isn't there to do anything about it :/
#mister dimi schaad in it though :] we love to see it.#theoretically i knew that there's an old berlin episode with lucas and one with dimi and i think i theoretically even knew the names but#does that stop me being surprised when i watch the episodes and lucas and dimi are in them? no.#me when i watch an episode that i know has one of my actor men in it and then it has one of my actor men in it: :surprised_pikachu:#vielleicht ALSO has a lady that was in lass den mond am himmel stehen. germany and its 5 actors baby#anyway till get back in here right now your boy's doing BAD !!!#tatort berlin (ritter/stark)
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oh hey i just saw one (1) person make (implied) pepstavo naughties on the bird app. yay.
#it was self-naughties with some gus thoughts and it was really fucking cute#but literally whose butt do i have to fuck to get me some proper pep/stavo naughties#that's like properly tagged and searchable#''skonz you can literally make it yourself'' DO YOU KNOW ME FAM I AM TOO LAZY#mostly i'm just mad about all the ant/on and the lack of gus#like gus is RIGHT THE FUCK THERE#i don't hate it i just really dislike it - like how do i get rid of it CLEARLY blocking the ship tag is not enough lmao#anyway yeah. so one great 34 pep'vo artist whose art i absolutely loved#is apparently writing some sort of fake/st'ick rape comic and i'm just--#like the (unrelated) vore shit i could scroll past but this? nah son bye. sad that your fat old men will now be just a memory 👋#anyway it's like 2:30 in the morning I've had like suburban mom levels of wine and i'm mad :c#i just wanna vent :c#sonja whines
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so fucking sick of trans mascs who don't work hard to fix their toxic masculinity and misogyny
#Trans masc#Trans ftm#toxic masculinity#Like you can't just be trans and call it a day#My old roommate the first time we met#And we both knew we were trans men yknow#He called me tiny. The first words he ever said to me in person.#Like?? WHO THE FUCK SAID YOU GET TO COMMENT ON SOMETHING SOMEONE CANT CHANGE ABOUT THEMSELVES#And yeah later on I got him to move out because he called everything “cringey” when people were just fucking enjoying themselves#And he always bought into toxic masculinity and I felt like he was always judging me for not doing that all the time#Like stfu#Mostly things he says. His actions were less so but ?? God that's kinda worse. Stop commenting on other people living their fucking lives#anyways#yeah just like. you can't go about life pretending your transness covers everything#and being “neutral” on every subject is not the right answer??#you're aiding oppressors when you don't say shit#it doesn't matter what your background is#you have the fucking internet. learn from it#personally both my parents have been fairly transphobic to me and are both for sure racist and sexist but that doesn't mean I said#~well I guess this is who I am!~ like what the fUck#it's an excuse and I am so done with it#god I hate the world
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(vent) I went to the pharmacy 'cause I need to get an appointment made for some medical stuff and also get a refill on my T (the app is shit and keeps breaking so I keep ordering and it doesn't go through AND I can't change the branch I go to) ANDealrngkalkerg
LITERALLY I'm crossing the street, and it's cold here so I'm wearing a passed down big ol working snow jacket with a mask (I effectively look like a red blob with legs and a head). AND THIS GUY, He rolls down his window and starts trying to talk to me.
I do not know this man. I literally am just walking back home. His car is stopped for the lights and he's yelling at me so I'll speak to him.
alrkgmlaekrmg I feel very violent right now like why. there is no need. I ignored him and the light went green but fuckin hell why.
I'm also at the transition point where I thought I passed and do (as a young teen, but hey passing is passing) but apparently not to old creepy men when they see me in my dad's old winter jacket and a mask <- they make me want to commit unspeakable acts of violence. I won't cuz I'm a pacifist but-)
#personal#rot rambles#vent#I GUESS it's better than the old guy on the bus that harrassed me for an hour straight and kept asking me which part of town I lived#and wouldn't leave me alone when I told him I'm busy. he asked me where I went to school and which building and times and#all sorts of details and when he FINALLY got off he decided to sit right beside me and tell me he'll see me real soon before leaving#Even if I don't pass as a cis guy I'm not like. I do not make an attractive girl. I'm pretty sure#I am filled with so much rage now that I'm back in my room but the guy yelling out the window triggered me and I nearly had a ptsd attack#anyways if anyone does bother to read this and you wanna vent about how shitty men can be feel free to comment or send asks about it#I got anonymous on and my asks are always open <- please I've only gotten 1 or 2 asks before. I will welcome you and not judge#oh hey! this is where rot learns that it can blog on its blog! How weird is that? <- me barely stopping myself from doing this 24/7#men (derogatory and insultingly)#(even though I'm man-aligned gender wise myself)#(more like a vague blob but who cares at this point)
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i love posting to twitter cause my posts breach containment way easier and that means once in a blue moon sometimes i see shit like people calling daigo and aoki sexy old men and THAT always takes me out forever and always
#snap chats#sexy ???? matter of opinion ig but OLD ??????#I DONT EVEN THINK I DREW THEM THAT OLD LOOKIN THEYRE ONLY 42#i dont draw old men around here excuse you i only draw middle aged men <- hoarding old-man arasawa drawings like a goblin#i was told once by my old friend wolf that i end up drawing characters. So To Quote really hot and like I AINT DOIN ANYTHIN#I JUST DRAW WHAT I SEE HEEEELP but thank you king. i quote that everyday#im not mad ofc no i love it... it makes me giggle#maybe its cause i never use 'sexy' the way its intended to be used Ive Said This Before Right#'sexy' means everything BUT sexy to me its a filipino thing. allegedly. idk thats what pop pop told me when i first met his wife#but anyway. LOL i love it when people who dont know anything about rgg sees my rgg art and enjoys it anyway#like thank you i hope you never get into this series so you dont see how truly delusional i am#ok bye. im kinda sad for some reason. maybe its cause i dont eat proper meals LMAO but anyway#im gonna uhhhhhhhhhh..... idk :) try to draw theres a goofy idea i wanna doodle but im strugglin to get to the execution#ok bye fr now
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alright, ji chen as hei xiazi lives in my head now and he's here to stay
#on episode 29 of sha hai and missing him so much i just want him back 😭 他在哪儿啊#i do enjoy how the drastically shifted tone of sha hai coming right off of ultimate note affects the characters#and im in love with how hei xiazi is written and portrayed here#he's physically older. he's a little bitchier and more jaded and serious#but he's sharper. he feels more dangerous#and yet he always feels just close enough to smiling like it's something he does often#and when he Does. the smile lines extend beyond the lenses#i am having so many emotions about this hei xiazi i adore him#also. while i love liu yuning and my god was his hei xiazi SO much fun#and one of my favorite characters i've watched in a while#what he didn't quite capture in his performance imo was convincing me that hei xiazi is immortal#(aside from a few stellar moments like when he was tied up and threatening tuoba's men in the forest)#lyn's hei xiazi is chaotic and delightful and a trickster of a character. but could i think he was over a century old? not really#ji chen's hei xiazi on the other hand. oh. i believe it#like his dialogue when he's giving li cu a massage in the basement at gutongjing. that hit me hard#there's something in his posture the way he speaks his facial expressions all of it. just wonderful to watch#anyway. ji chen sha hai hei xiazi that's all#dmbj#tomb of the sea#sha hai#hei xiazi#hei yanjing#ashton originals
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it's soooooo funny being an asexual in a fandom that is largely very horny for the main characters because while y'all are writing smut and thirsting over them on main I'm studying how each and every one of them are victims of the overarching narrative
#this is not in any way meant to disparage one over the other they are both incredible and valid art forms in their own right#by god i fully support the sexualization of those old men and i am cheering you all on from the sidelines#no more allo on ace violence we can all brainrot as ONE#etc etc#winter speaks#but anyway YES i am having thoughts about the 141 being trapped in a narrative cycle YES you will all be hearing about them <3
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Always forget how long I've been saying white knuckles at the sink and I'm only pointing it out bc i started one of my MEN theories w that but I also said that a bunch in my dsaf posts so it confuses my brain -_-
#luly talks#GOD I REMEMBER WHEN. was it mista gg? no it was someone else right?#fuck was i even watching?#anyway someone actually recommended that movie#if someone recommends you MEN i think it's because they hate you#unless they know you have a birthing kink. but even then they might hate you still bc i am into that and i hate the movie still#the scene is good tho but its like man. harper's annoyment says it all#harper was her name right? i just remembered that off the top of my head?#i drew self ship art w Geoffrey once btw. if you even care.#i love when L.L. just hangs out w some random old white guy it's so funny#one of my first self.ship arts was w harry ambrose after all#anyway its a good post it's a bad movie but its bad in the .#in the worst of senses bc it'd have been good#mediocre stupid movie kills everyone
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