#anyways im so so excited im gonna dress up as lily

[strawberryscorp]

im going to universal studios on friday i cant wait to be a freak about scorpius malfoy amen

[smicksstuff]

lets go racing in Jeddah! its the second race of the season and it is packed with twice the amount of drama you could have expected! drama unfolds, trophies passed around like hot potato and secrets spilled like red wine on a white dress. what has yn gotten herself into ? is all this worth it ?

read Part 1, Part 2, Part 3 here

The PitBox Crew Series

Land of Pizza and Pasta

(f1drivers x yngasly)

a/n: sorry for the google translate french and italian. please note this is a work of fiction.

20 March 2023

yngasly

Jeddah

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yngasly i guess everyone is an aston martin now ?

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fernandoalo_official Vamos Yn !! 💪🏼

yngasly congratulations on P3 !

fernandoalo_official are you sure?

yngasly congrats to george then ?

yngasly someone help this is more confusing then trigonometry 😫

sharl she is so real for this

pierregasly what is with the memes

yngasly arent they cute !! i love Pear Gasly, gonna be your new contact now 😎

pierregasly no why?!

yngasly why not?

pierregasly at least its better than the current one

pedrogaseoso pls tell us what the current one is !! i need to know !!!

yngasly hint: its his spanish name 😉

pedrogaseoso NO WAY !!! MY USERNAME??! i have made it 😍

formulauno can someone tell me where to sign up to be yn’s friend ?

yngaslyfans SAME !!! drop the signups here 😃

charles_leclerc why am i a red flag ?

yngasly gee i dont know charles, maybe the fact that all my dates ditch me the second they find out i know you ? 😤

charles_leclerc well they weren’t good enough anyways 🤷🏻‍♂️

sharl where can i get a bestie like this ?

lancestroll green is definitely a good colour on you!

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lancelot ummm 👀 je suis pardon ? (translation: im sorry?)

f1fandom not another colour debate 😂

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26 March 2023

yngasly

Italy

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yngasly Mi è mancato questo posto! Bello essere tornato ❤️ (translation: i have missed this place! great to be back ! )

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isahernaez come to spain next !! i miss you 😫❤️

yngasly buying my plane ticket to spain after the race!!

carlossainz55 you dont miss me this much 😧

isahernaez i see you too much 🫢

carlossainz55 WOW

isahernaez come on i only see her at races or during breaks ☹️

carlossainz55 fine 😕

isahernaez im planning our date as we speak !! keep a whole day free babes 😘

yngasly you can have the whole week 😉

ybfusername GOD I MISSED YOU SO MUCH !! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

yngasly ME TOO !! 😭😭😭 you need to come to UK next

ybfusername planning my trip to UK rn

landonorris if you need a tour guide, you know who is the best ! 😎

yngasly thanks lando for the offer! @maxfewtrell when are you free ?

landino oh no she did not 😧

maxfewtrell anytime mate! text me and ill bring my chauffeur too 👍🏼 (hint: he drives a mclaren)

quadrantmania not max joining in too

yngasly sounds like a plan 👍🏼

landonorris lando has left the chat

lilymhe im obessed with your outfits babe!! we need to go shopping together soon!!

yngasly awww thanks lils!! i learnt from the queen herself 😉 a shopping date is a need !!

alexalbonfans yn calling lily “lils” my heart 🥹❤️

charles_leclerc 10/10 for the maranello tour

yngasly how are you so sure

charles_leclerc what is your rating then ?

yngasly tour is a 10 but the the tour guide……

carlossainz55 i was so much better

charles_leclerc not trueee

yngasly he made me coffee !!! thats like +10 points

charles_leclerc 😧

yngaslyfans OMG this comment section is getting me pumped for the rest of the season!! cant wait for all the potential dates yn has !! im so excited!!!

emmainmilan this is just a phase. you dont even know the real yn! if you knew her, you would make sure these people dont mix around with her.

yngaslyfans no one asked mate

emmainmilan its just a friendly heads up. i know the real yn, to her this is just a game. when she has got what she wants she will bring them down instantly.

emmainmilan i was one of her closest friends and let me just say she is a real piece of work.

username7 pls i agree, i heard from a friend that yn is such a brat! im amazed her family took her back after all she did

user6 spill what happened

emmainmilan when she moved with her family to italy, it was all great until the passing of AH. she became a wrecking ball after that, she partied all night, skipped school, and did all sorts of nonsense. pierre and her got into many fights and it got to a point they didn’t talk anymore! she would come home black out drunk and she got into many fights in public too. her family kicked her out and she ended up staying with me. after that she dropped out of school and lived off the money in her trust fund.

user6 WTF i can’t believe i looked up to her

emmainmilan it gets worst, one night she got so drunk she got into a fight with a stranger and ended up in the police station, her parents were called and they had to bail her out ! thats the first time they heard from her since she left their family house 1 year before that. man she begged her mum and dad to take her back. and i honestly can’t believe how her mother took her back.

user5 if that was my daughter, i would have left her to rot in the cell. she deserves it.

emmainmilan same! after her parents took her back, she dropped me like a fly and never looked back! honestly she thinks that she can just forget all this but hell nah im not going to allow that.

yngaslyfans PLS STOP! this isnt your story to share ! its hers!

emmainmilan pls i suggest you find a better person to be a fan of, yn gasly is just an entitled brat!!

yngaslyfc Hey Yn!! if you read this, please know that we still love you so much!! and if this is all true, we are proud that you got better !! dont let these nobodies bring you down❤️❤️❤️

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username8 what a suck up!! she doesn’t deserve it

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26 March 2023

charles_leclerc

Maranello

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charles_leclerc Maranello Tour ‘23 🏎️

yngasly thanks for the tour! got to admit i really liked it 😍

charles_leclerc happy to hear that! what was the best thing ?

yngasly well carlos was amazing and i really liked the coffee and merch! im ready for australia now 😃

charles_leclerc and me ?

yngasly you could learn how to make coffee ?

carlossainz55 give it up charles, she is a chilli fan 🌶️

charles_leclerc 😞☹️

yngasly omg i love both ferrari drivers equally !

sharl when will it be me !!!!!

f1fans charles and carlos need a better friend to be honest. just stick with pierre.

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scuderiaferrari thank you for visiting us Yn !! Come back soon! We love hanging out with you ❤️

yngasly Thank you @scuderiaferrari definitely loved hanging with you too ❤️

alpinef1team stop stealing our Yn ✋🏼

yngasly no need to fight, @alpinef1team you will always have me 😉

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credits: all pictures are found from pinterest and instagram

a/n: thank you for reading this far !! If you have any suggestions send them to me!! I would love to hear them ◡̈

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[wonderland-in-bloom]

the best with you here

[malleus draconia x reader]

anon asked: Hi~, first let me tell you that I love the way you write and that’s why I want to ask you a request is you don’t mind, maybe a reader who hate make birthday parties because have the superstition that bad things always happen that day, but she notice and feels bad that no one invite Malleus at any event so with her b-day close decide made a costume party with the purpose to invite Malleus, but she invite him in the most top secret because she don’t want that the others get scared for his presence

omg im blushing 0///-///0 thank uu anon! i love how all of your guys’s requests are so cute and so creative aaaa 

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BIRTHDAY parties were never really your thing. ever since you were younger, you couldn’t even remember the last time you had a birthday party. even your parents knew you had a thing against it. you just believed that there was something wrong with it. you always had a gut feeling that something bad was just gonna happen. it doesn’t give you good vibes either. and thus you decided to avoid them your whole life, so you were never really hyped about your birthday. but this year...something changed. 

ever since enrolling into night raven college you noticed one thing that a lot of students had in common (besides rushing to get food at the cafeteria by the bakery that comes once a month) and that was the fact that malleus draconia was never invited to anything. and when you mean anything, you mean anything. you honestly felt bad for that poor guy, and you knew that he always wanted to be in events but again...everyone was just scared of him you guess. “(y/n)-chan is it true your birthay is coming up soon?” riddle asked you while all of the students in heartslabyul was having an un-birthday party. “ah are you going to throw a birthday party?” ace asked you. “hmm...i think so.” cater heard this and spit his tea out back into the cup. “WHAT?! YOU?! A BIRTHDAY PARTY?!” he choked out. you two had been best friends since childhood and he’s heard plenty of your rants about not wanting to have birthday parties. 

“yeah...i feel like this year i should change things up. after all, it is somewhat of an important age this year.” you shrugged. “WOAH! THAT’S COOL! prefect riddle can we have the party in the heartslabyul garden then?” ace asked him. riddle sighed but nodded anyways. “considering (y/n) is a part of heartslabyul. not to mention this is one of her first birthday parties i assume. and well, you can’t go wrong with too many parties...i don’t see why not?” everyone in the table cheered and honestly so did you. you just avoided birthday parties so often you forgot how the superstition started anyways. “so, who are you going to be inviting (y/n)?” trey asked you. you had the thought lingering in the back of your head. you were definitely going to invite malleus. you just had to keep it a secret from the other students. but how..? “i’m thinking some students from savanaclaw...you know like jack, maybe leona and ruggie too. i guess why not invite jade and floyd too they seem fun...azul as well. kalim would definitely make the party more alive and jamil’s gotta be there to make sure he doesn’t burn the gardens down.” and thus the list continued but not once did you mention malleus’s name. 

“ne, what about the theme? is there going to be one?” cater asked all excitedly. you thought about it for a while, that’s when an excellent idea came in mind. “a costume party sounds fun.” the people around you starts getting riled up and excited. it did sound fun. and it was an excellent way to sneak malleus to your party without anyone noticing. “alright! i’m excited for this! can’t wait to take a lot of pictures too!” cater pulled you close to him. “you can count on your best friend/party planner cater!” you giggled but excused yourself from the unbirthday party a little bit early. “where are you going (y/n)?” deuce asked you. “i have something to take care of! and you know, maybe start inviting people if i bump into them.” you smiled and hurriedly left the heartslabyul dorm. you weren’t going to go and storm into the diasomnia dorms so you decided you’d look for malleus in that one place you always see him lurking. and you were right. he was just walking around the abandoned ramshackle dorm. “malleus-kun!” you waved over to him and he was honestly a bit shocked. you two weren’t total strangers but you two weren’t the closest of friends either. 

truth be told you might even have a little teeny tiny crush on him, but you never told anyone that, and even you refused to accept it yourself. you ran towards his way and greeted him. “so listen...i’m going to have a birthday in two weeks time and i was thinking...if you wanted to come?” his eyes widened. “i’m invited?” you smiled and nodded. “of course you are! what kind of person would i be if i didn’t invite you?” he chuckled and rested his hand on your shoulder. “you certainly are different from the others.” alright you were screaming inside. “but the others..?” you sighed. of course he’d ask that. he’s fully aware that people doesn’t like him near them. poor thing. “i actually decided to make it a costume party. you know so people actually won’t really know.” it was him who sighed this time. “(y/n) are you sure you want me there? is it not too much of a hassle if i went?” you’d honestly have the guts to steal vil’s cosmetics to have malleus come to your party. “yes of course! you are invited! i really don’t mind what the others think. and besides as the birthday girl, you are expected to come and if you don’t...” you trailed off trying to think of a sorry excuse of a punishment. “i’ll slap you!” you realized how stupid that sounded and blushed. he just chuckled. adorable he thought to himself. 

“alright then i’ll be there.” he smirked. “how will you know it’s me though? am i not supposed to be a secret?” you smirked back at him. “of course i will. i’ll recognize you anywhere. i’m just curious to see what kind of costume you’ll try to impress me with.” and with that you left running back to the heartslabyul dorm. you had to admit, you were actually really excited up to the point where you couldn’t even sleep. the next two weeks were just filled with planning, preparations, and countless nights of you just hugging your pillow out of pure excitement. the night finally came when you were having your party. cater insisted that the birthday girl should be relaxing and just waiting for everyone to pile inside but you really wanted to greet everyone who entered. and honestly it was just an excuse you’d greet malleus. so during the night of the party you greeted everyone who came. you loved seeing everyone else’s costumes. ruggie dressed up as leona and you found that super cute. kalim dressed up in super colorful and flashy feathers resembling some type of parrot? and jamil wore an outfit which somewhat resembled a serpent. by the time almost everyone you invited showed up he still hasn’t shown up. you sighed and started to turn back, heading to the crowd but you felt a hand grasp you. 

“i didn’t want to get slapped by the birthday girl, so i followed her wishes.” you turned around and laughed when you saw what he wore. he was some kind of reaper, with a skeletal mask and cloak covering his horns, but you could recognize those piercing green eyes from anywhere. “you actually made it.” you were overjoyed. malleus looked up and down, assessing what you were wearing. you were wearing a long, bold red dress with a couple of gold lace detailing here and there. your hair was done in a bun and your makeup was perfect (props to pro tips from vil and rook). “hmm...is this not supposed to be a costume party? i don’t know what kind of costume you’re wearing.” he joked and you were actually a little bit shocked that the infamous malleus draconia could crack up a joke. “you look beautiful anyways.” he bent down and lifted up his mask and kissed your hand. OKAY. YOU DIED. on the other hand however, you had a great time at the party. everyone was really fun and no one even noticed that malleus was there. you glanced at him a couple of times and looked at how happy he was, and honestly, that made you really happy. by the end of the night most of the students started leaving except for your closest friends. as you finished saying goodbyes to some of the students malleus tugged on your hand. 

“come here i have to show you something.” so you followed malleus (wherever he was taking you) and trailed behind him. “close your eyes.” you didn’t trust him and pouted. “you won’t fall don’t worry. wouldn’t want to be ruining that pretty face of yours.” so you listened to him and hopefully he wasn’t lying. he carefully guided you and even caught you in some instances where you almost tripped. “okay. now open your eyes.” your eyes fluttered open to reveal a serene, tranquil lake. the moon reflected on it’s surface and fireflies floated around it’s surroundings. “malleus...it’s so...” he brought a finger up to your lips and shushed you. with a click of his fingers, the lake illuminated with a bunch of lanterns in the shape of water lilies with a green flame. being the gentleman he is, malleus took out a blanket (out of thin air!) and set it down on the grass for you to sit on. “please.” you couldn’t stop smiling. this was the best birthday you could’ve ever asked for. you couldn’t have asked for more. the night was just filled with so many fun events and memories you would cherish forever. you and malleus talked with each other while enjoying the scenery of the lake. you stayed there until it was around 1 am and you both honestly forgot about time. 

you rested your head on his shoulder and his right hand was rested on your waist. “was this a good birthday?” you smiled. “the best.” you looked up at him. “besides, you’re here with me. i couldn’t ask for more.” the lanterns dimmed and you two were only illuminated by the moonlight. adds to the atmosphere. he leaned down while you leaned forwards. both of your lips met. you smiled into the kiss and not long after, pulled away to gasp for air. your foreheads rested against each other’s. “happy birthday (y/n). i love you.”

“i love you too, malleus.” and from that day onwards, you were always looking forward to your birthday even more. 

BONUS: “where the hell did (y/n) run off to?!” ace complained as his back was sore from cleaning up after the party. “well she is the birthday girl, so i guess it’s fine if she doesn’t clean up.” deuce added. riddle, trey, cater, deuce, and ace were going all around the school to find you. they passed by a lake and saw two figures sitting by the shore. the five popped their heads out from a bush and died when they saw that it was you and malleus. ace and deuce were about to scream but were quickly silenced using magic by riddle. “AAAAH! TOTES SHIP THIS!” cater squealed to himself as he took a picture of the of the both of you. cater kept telling you since you were kids that one day, somethings gonna make you look forward to your birthday. and he was right. 

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okay this was long and i spent a way longer time writing this. IT WAS SO DAMN CUTE I COULDN’T HELP IT. I DIED WRITING IT TOO LIKE THE AMOUNT OF TIMES I JUST SQUEALED TO MYSELF AAAAAA. anyways, for those celebrating their birthday in lockdown (like yours truly a while back), hopefully this fic can make you somewhat happier and hopefully you’ll still have a good one even in situations like these :))

love, a♕

[ain-t-bovvered]

15x03 Commentary

  bunch of tired and caffeinated Europeans ( plus a sleepy American) scream together, and then die and try to get on with their day ( lol AS IF)

Hello and welcome:

@purpleskiesandcherrypies  (Nat)

@dean-winchesters-bacon  (Kat)  

@waywardbaby  (Zee)

@ain-t-bovvered  (Giulia)

Opening my phone in the morning: 

 What the fuck happened

Kat: You don’t wanna know

Kat: You’ll find out soon enough

Zee: Yeah ok I went to tumblr. Why did I do that ?

Kat: SHAME ON YOU

Giulia: BECAUSE U HAVE 0 PATIENCE

Kat: If you wanted to know I could have told you

Zee: I just opened the freaking thing and glanced at the first thing on my dash. Clearly, it was the wrong thing to glance at.  I yeeted out

Giulia: I DON T WANNA BE HERE

Giulia: will I cry

Kat: Do you want the honest answer

Giulia: No

Kat: Didn’t think so

Giulia: Im so tired already

Zee: Oh shush

Kat: Don’t I know it

Nat : ok i'm read

Nat : or not . whatever

Giulia: I’m not!! Help

Giulia: Ok im ready

Kat: Question first!

Zee: Uh oh

Giulia: I don t like it

Kat: With the download, do y’all have the green CW screen first?

US: no

Giulia: * stressed* Why 

Kat: Because I watch my recording, I don’t download so I want to make sure I start in the same spot

Giulia: Oh ok.... Geez

Zee: Are we ready?

Nat : Are we all not ready

Kat: I think we are right?

Nat : 3

Nat : 2

Nat : 1

Nat : go

Giulia: Ghost’s town again yay

Nat : Unpopular opinon: I hope Ketch dies

Kat: Sames

Giulia: Well he done anyway so

Kat: ...

Giulia: GREAT

Nat : idgaf about Ketch

Nat : AH GHOST TOWN THE 3RD YAY I'm so happy

Kat: Love these random ass hunters

Giulia: I see white pants I think Jensen jib10

Kat: SHUSH

Nat : Legit wanna throw my laptop away

R: The "Rafforza l'incantesimo"

my italian ass: GASPS

Giulia: Look at Rowena pretty dress

Kat: Yyyeessss that dress

Giulia: Also she brought a change

Zee: Came prepared

Nat : She's the thing that keeps me watching at the moment

Kat: Of course, it’s Rowena

Nat : UGH I felt that

Giulia: I felt dean

Zee: For me it’s deans legs and cas’s fed up face

Giulia: That place again

Giulia: What

Nat : Insert Joey gif: I'M SOOOOO SICK OF THIS TOOOOOWN

Giulia: Noted

oh look me walking with my tall friends

that door banging scared the shit out of me

R: Prendi cio che è debole, rendilo forte. D'una piuma d'oca, fai una spada.

Take what’s weak and make it stronger. Of a duck feather make it a sword

Giulia: OH ITALIAN

Zee: Is she speaking Italian?

R: Dalla nebbia, cemento possente, impenetrabile, inflessibile.

From fog, mighty concrete, impenetrable, inflexible

Giulia: SHE IS

R: Rendilo forte.

Make it stronger

Giulia: And pretty well too

Kat: It’s not working Sam

Zee: Connection lost. Check server

Giulia: Oh no

Kat: And down she goes

Giulia: Thanks

Zee: A real drink

Giulia: Lol

Kat: This look 🤣🤣🤣

Giulia: Gotta use it

Kat: Love the silent conversations

Giulia: Fuck off belphy

Nat : Ah angry ghosts . What else is new

Zee: I kinda love his sass

Kat: Same but I still want to stab him

Nat : Wow, imagine this was the last three episodes. It's over in a freaking ghost town. I'm still salty, can you see?

Giulia: Yeah that would fucking destroy me

Kat: Not at all you hide it so well

Giulia: That’s not who we are

Zee: Go Dean!! Tell them

Giulia: AWE SAM

Kat: Aw Sammy

Giulia: SAM

He’s so gentle . Such a big gentle giant, I love him.

Zee: Control your face Sam

Kat: That doesn’t happen. At all.

Giulia: YOU SHUSH THE FUCK DOWN

Giulia: that strap tho

Nat : Not gonna give up

Kat: He never does. Take a knee

Nat : He's like a leave in the wind, give up not giving up give up not giving up

Zee: Is he us?

D: Oh, I'm not freaked. I'm angry, okay? I'm pissed.

Giulia: I M PISSED TOO

Kat: THAT PISSED WAS SO COUNTRY

Kat: Jensen your Texas is showing

Giuls: And I’m loving it

Giulia: I need more then

D: Th-This... This sloppy-ass ghostpocalypse... that's Chuck's ending? No. No, I don't think so. After everything that he has put us through? I'll be damned if I'm gonna let some glorified fanboy get the last word.

Giulia: SLOPPY ASS GHOST APOCALYPSE

Nat : Sloppy Ass Ghost Apocalypse. Yeah, that's about sums it up

 Zee: Glorified fan boy

Giulia: dean speaking up for the fandom 

S: Anything useful in there? R: Not a thing.

sure

Nat : You don't have eyes

Nat : snorts

Zee: You don’t have eyes

Giulia: Ok that was funny

B: I got an idea, but, uh... you're not gonna like it.

Giulia: DON T

Giulia: TOUCH

Giulia: MAH BABY

Kat: You okay bb?

Giulia: no  I’m fear 

Kat: What

Giulia: Because i just remembered the season trailer. And i wanna be wrong

Zee: Surprised moose

Nat : Did he just say, minions

Nat : But that would mean that Belphy would stay on earth?

Kat: No he’d be in hell

Nat : Ah

Giulia: Ah

Giulia: ... I don t like this

Kat: DIBS ON SAMUEL

Nat : Dibs on Samuel

Giulia: Dibs on samuel

Zee: Dibs on Samuel

Nat : Hey

Giulia: AH sam witch confirmed

Nat : I'm calling Dibs on Dean then

Kat: NO

Giulia: Cas🙋🏼‍♀

Zee: Was waiting for Kat

R: Whoever does this, they'll be unprotected. No salt circles... all manner of angry spirits right up in their grill.

Nat : So yeah, Belphy wants Cas

Giulia: NO Don t look at my bb

B: I want protection.Muscle.

D: Yeah, Cass’ll go.

C: Well, it sounds like I don't have a choice.

Giulia: DEAN

C:

Zee: Dean threw him under the bus

Giulia: ugh

Kat: Oh babe

Giulia: COME ON

Nat : Dean would literally do anything now

Nat : That's how desperate he is

Kat: YUP

Nat : I see more of Ketch than I ever wanted

future me: ain’t that right

Zee: His underwear are ridiculous

Kat: SNORTS

Nat : Kill him

Giulia: Jesus lady there is an apocalypse going on

random demon I don’t care about: And you won't give them up? Not for any price?

K: Not at any price.

Giulia: Aw ketch

Kat: ya happy Nat?

Nat : AHHHHH OMG YES

Giulia: Eh

Giulia: We are at 2 spn final season deaths already nice

Zee: Casually strolling the graveyard

B: You know, your part in all this is, uh, pretty dangerous.I mean, you could die, get trapped in Hell. Your friends might never see you again. Funny, 'cause, uh,they didn't seem to think twice about it.

R.U.D.E.

Nat :lol Cas

Giulia: AHAHAHAH

Zee: Ok

Kat: Hhhhhhhaaaahahhaaa

Giulia: DO I LOVE HIM

Giulia: witch stuff

Nat : And what's Dean's role in this?

Nat : I think I got distracted

Kat: Outside by the hole  

Giulia: Being grumpy 

Nat : Ah where he should be 😉

Kat: Ready and waiting lol

Giulia: Well you’d want him in

Nat : Well, not the whole of him

Zee: FOCUS LADIES 

Zee: so fed up

C: Yet you needed protection, "muscle", for this?

B: Okay, you got me. I wanted company. I wanted your company. What? Shouldn't we at least try and be friends?

Nat : Belphy is Giuls

Giulia: WOW

Nat : You would want Cas' company too

C: You are not growing on anyone. Sam and Dean are just using you. Don't mistake that for caring about you, because I can assure you they don't.

B: Wow. You learn that the hard way?

Giulia: AWE NO BELPHY SHUSH 

Kat: Cas should know

Nat : Sush

Giulia: OH THAT REALLY STUNG

C: You're wearing Jack, who was like a son to me, like a coat.

Zee: Like a son to me

C: It's an abomination.

Giulia: im sad. I’m so sad

Zee: I think you should wait

Kat: It’s gonna get worse bb

Giulia: DON T PUSH HIM

Nat : Why does Cas has to go in first

Giulia: what else is new

Zee: The muscle

Nat : Ah

Nat : Do we trust him?

Kat: WHAT DO YOU THINK

Zee: No

Giulia: I hate how I can recognize enochian

Giulia: I trust bel so little

Nat : I don't think he should say that out loud

Kat: SUNG

Giulia: Oh

Zee: What?

Giulia: WHAT

Kat: SING IT CAS

Giulia: OMG WHAT

Nat : Don't do it?

C: ♪ Toh-luh dah... ♪

Giulia: OH COME ON

Kat: That’s all you get lol

Giulia: fuck  Oh great that was the “musical”

Nat : Ah Dean's at the hole

Nat : snorts

Kat: There might be a couple seconds more I can’t remember

Nat : Sam just thinks that he should be with Dean when this all goes to shit

Nat : And I cry

Giulia: ...great

Kat: Nope

C: ♪ ... mee ♪

Zee: Like an angel

Nat : WELL

Giulia: Oh fuck off

Zee: Oh fuck

Giulia: Well

Nat : Who is she again

Giulia: Ardat Some demon who wanted to kill bel

Nat : Ardat Lili is a dangerous storm spirit from ancient Sumeria, a vampiric succubus who visits men at night

Giulia: Thanks Hermione

Kat: Thanks google

Zee: Nerd

Nat : At least I know how to work google. Unlike the majority, it seems

Giulia: well I’m doing 3 things at the same time

Giulia: Everybody wants to rule hell. Nobody learned a thing from Crowley

Zee: It’s been a while since Cas got smacked

Giulia: He’s a fucking angel

Giulia: OF COURSE

Nat : THERE WAS A VACANCY. Pfffff

Kat: Ugh he’s so annoying

 Zee: That close up Giuls ? 

Giulia: I KNOW EXCITING

Nat : Ah the wind in Dean's hair

Nat : I need that close up Giuls   

Kat: The wind in Cas’ trench

Nat : lol in Cas' shirt

Giulia: that hand holding

Kat: 😭

Giulia: I’m having anxiety

Zee: We see

Kat: YOU SHOULD

Nat : Shouldn't Cas go out before it closes. Before Dean throws that bomb in?Ah, too late

Giulia: I can t take it

Giulia: DEAN.  DEAN FUCK

Zee: COME ON

Kat: He’s got business

Giulia: CAS

Giulia: what

Kat: IT’S NOT HIS FAULT AT THE MOMENT

Giulia: What is happening

Giulia: I’m so angry at everyone

Kat: CAS IS MAD

B: It's me... Jack.

Giulia: JACK SHUT UP

Zee: NO

Giulia: OH NO

The struggle Castiel going through is painful ok. I hate it , HATE IT.

Nat : Ah so Jack is gone?

Kat: His body I guess

Giulia: I HATE THIS

Nat : For good?

Giulia: FUCK NO

Zee: WTF

Giulia: WHAT WAS THAT SIGH

Well this destroyed me .

future me: AH JUST YOU WAIT DUMB BITCH

Kat: That wasn’t Jack

Nat : Because he's still in the empty, right? He's forgotten there

Giulia: FUCK

Kat: Death has plans

Zee: CAS

Oh you can see the moment Castiel feels like he’s got nothing left . great.

Nat : What

Giulia: ROWENA

Nat : WHAT

Kat: JUST FUCKING WAIT

R: Won't need that where I'm going.

Nat : Ah fuck

R: Magic can do anything, Samuel , can contain anything... even the vast multitudes of Hell.

Giulia: I HATE THIS

Zee: WHAT?

Giulia: NO

Nat : If I pay the price

R:"Death Is an Infinite Vessel."  A spell so simple it draws its power from its caster.Just two ingredients.

S: Rowena, why didn't you tell us?

shut up Sam 

R: Because, dear, the first ingredient is my own still-coursing blood. And the last is my final breath.

Giulia: I DON T LIKE THE PRICE

Nat : Rowena loves them to much

Zee: Hold on HOLD ON

Giulia: i love her so much

R: I'll absorb the ghosts and demons and return them to Hell.In time, my body'll break down, and they'll be released right where they belong.

S: No, no. No. Rowena... no.

Giulia: GREAT

Nat : NO AH

Giulia: I DON T WANNA SEE SAM CRY

R: To perform this spell, I have to die. And it has to be you that kills me.

Nat : Right, in every death book of Rowena, she's killed by Sam

Kat: POOR SAMMY

Giulia: OF COURSE GREAT

Zee: HE GOT OUT

Kat: SEE HE GETS OUT

Giulia: BUT AT WHAT PRICE

Kat: MIGHT BE BETTER IF HE STAYED THOUGH

Giulia: WHAT ?! YIKES 

R: My real, permanent demise is at your hands. It's in Death's books.

S: Yeah, well, you know what? Screw the books.

Us: *LOUD GASP*

D: Wh-What about the Crook?

C: It's gone. It was destroyed.

That what is so ..... wow

R: I don't care about anything enough to take my own life.Not you, your brother... not even the world. But I believe in prophecy. I believe in magic. And I'm here, and you're here, and everything we need to end this right is in our hands.I know this in my bones...it has to be this way. Do it! Kill me, Samuel!

Nat : I'm-

Kat: 😭😭😭😭😭

Giulia: I’m

Zee: INDONT WANNA WATCH

Giulia: I CANT TAKE ALL THIS

Nat : Fuck, Sammy

Giulia: OH MY GOD SAM

Nat : Sam is too fragile for that

Kat: I BELIEVE IN PROPHECY AND MAGIC 🤣😭😭

R:   I know we've gotten quite fond of each other, haven't we? But will you let the world die, let your brother die, just so I can live?

Giulia: NO SHUT UP

Zee: Shut up Rowena

Giulia: NO

Giulia: NO

Nat : Dean's pissed. What else is new

Giulia: NO NO

Nat : NO

Giulia: SAM

Nat : NOOOOO

Giulia: FUCK

Zee: God damn

Kat: NNNOOOOOOOOO

Giulia: STOP IT

Kat: She says Dean’ll die and Sam gets stabby

Giulia: NO ROWEEEENAAA

R: That's my boy.

Kat: THATS MY BOY

Nat : Of course

Giulia: WHAT IS THAT FACE SAM

Giulia: FUCK OFF

Giulia: FUCK THESE EPISODES

Nat : OH NO

Giulia: SHIT

Kat: IS IT BETTER OR WORSE THAN BORING

Nat : SAMMY CONTROL YOUR FUCKING FACE

Giulia: IM NOT READY

Giulia: NO DON T SAY THAT

Kat: JUST LIKE CROWLEY

Giulia: COME ON

Zee: CAN THE MUSIC NOT

Nat : CAS

Giulia: CAS BB

Giulia: WHY AM I SO TIRED

Zee: IMAGINE HOW SAM IS FEELING

Nat : HENLEY

Giulia: oh dean is in the nude

Zee: BUTT NAKED

Kat: SUCH GOOD SINGLE LAYER HENLEY PORN

Giulia: Oh he was crying In his room

Nat : Does Sam actually fit in the bed?

Giulia: Ah yeah ketch too

Kat: Okay I know it’s super sad but these boys are looking GOOD

Giulia: I KNOW AND IM SANGRY

I’M STILL MOURNING OK 

C: How's Sam?

D: Not great.

Kat: Get ready babes

C: Sorry about Rowena.

Giulia: No i refuse

Zee: WHAT?

Nat : NO

Giulia: Fuck

Nat : Don't you throw this in Kat

D: You're sorry? Why didn't you just stick to the damn plan?

Giulia: I DON T WANNA WATCH 

C: He wanted to eat every last soul to take over Hell, Earth, and every...

D: Yeah, and we would've figured it out... after. With Rowena.

OK but listen...figuring it out later could have been worse , although it’s true that Rowena was a real great asset. Idk man I’m hurting

Giulia: i can feel dean’s anger

Nat : Dean control your anger

C: Something went wrong. You know this. Something always goes wrong.

D: Yeah, why does that something always seem to be you?

Kat: Oooohhhh boy

Nat : WHAT

Giulia: NO

Nat : DID YOU JUST SAY

Giulia: DEAN  U FUCK

you can see the shock and hurt and heartbreak on Cas’ face but it’s fine , it’s fine WE’RE FINE

C: You used to trust me, give me the benefit of the doubt. Now you can barely look at me.

They both so hurt and I cannot bear this

Zee: Can’t breathe

C: My powers are failing, and... 

yeah can we talk about that ? becasue...why the fuck

C: and I've tried to talk to you, over and over, and you just don't want to hear it. You don't care.

Nat : The eyeroll

Giulia: I HATE THIS SHIT

Kat: I know bb

SO ANGRY

C: I'm... dead to you.

SO SAD

Nat : The eyeroll

Giulia: I HATE THIS SHIT

Kat: I know bb

Giulia: IS THIS FANFIC

Giulia: I READ THIS 364830173 TIMES

C: You still blame me for Mary.

Giulia: NO

C: Well, I don't think there's anything left to say.

D: Where you going?

IS THIS FANFIC

Nat : CAS IS GOING AWAY

Nat : CAS STAY

Kat: You knew it was happening bb

Zee: WHAT

Zee: THE

Zee: FUCK

C: Jack's dead. Chuck's gone. You and Sam have each other. 

Giulia: NO THIS SONG

Nat : I know

Kat: I know

C:  I think it's time for me to move on.

Zee: STOP HIM YOU ASSUOLE

Nat : I knew it but I'm not happy about it

Kat: Group hug

Giulia: WELL DEAN LOOKS REGRETFUL SO AT LEAST THERE’S THAT 

Kat: As per usual. He lashes out then is sorry about it.

Nat : That's human

Giulia: HEY YALL CAN TALK TO MY CORPSE

Giulia: TRAILER TIME BECAUSE IM IN DENIAL

Giulia: MEH

Nat : Yeah well, the next ep is kinky

Giulia: gag me

Kat: Yup

Giulia: My heart is broken. This ep destroyed me

Kat: I know bb

Zee: DONT LIKE THE PROMO

Giulia: FUCK OFF THE PROMO I DON T GIVE 2 SHITS ABOUT IT

Kat: But Jensen directed

Zee: Dean was exceptionally assholy

Nat : We'll get Lumberjack Dean

Kat: That too

Giulia: dean is on a real fine thread

Giulia: I think that’s when there is samifer

Kat: Well the red was there And it was red when we see bearded!dean

Giulia: I currently don’t give a shit honestly

Kat: They’ll make up by the end

Giulia: Yeah i wanna see when

Giulia: Whatever I’m so tired

Giulia: Fuck off

Giulia: Im also pretty real sad.  And that hasn’t happened in long on spn

Kat: Jensen said in an interview it hasn’t happened yet so we’ll see

Zee: We all are

Kat: I know. I knew exactly how y’all would react

Giuls: Ok but it’s not even about destiel. I just hate to see them fight instead of working together

Giulia: My stomach hurts too now. I should go. Kat go the fuck to sleep. And nobody talks to me about the ep

Kat: I AM TALKIN TO ZEE

Giulia: Hush i can still hear you over the sound of my soul crying

Zee: In my defense, I told her to sleep

Kat: Give your soul a tissue

Kat: She did. Many times. I didn’t listen like usual

Giulia: That vinyl now looks real good to ease my pain. Not gonna lie

Zee: Take me with you. I’ll probably be a mile back but still

Giulia: I rewatched the end briefly because I’m a dumb bitch.  And yep, i can confirm i screamed into my pillow and got actually teary eyed and boi am I dumb to get actually tears for a tv show jesus and it’s only ep 3 but the threat of the ending is getting tight around my neck already and this is stupid, and fuck. And bye

Giulia: People are hating over everything right now

Kat: Yup. People hate Cas, people hate Dean, people hate the town (@Nat )  Plus, I think it, being the last season, makes people lash out more.

Nat : Hey

Kat: Did I lie?

Nat : No but it still hurts

Kat: Well they’re away from it now At least there’s that

Giulia: Why, where are they Idk

Kat: Do I have to say it?

Giulia: Say what

Kat: Where people are. I don’t think you wanna hear it

Giulia: Exactly

Kat: So we won’t say it lol

Giulis: For what it’s worth all the people throwing hate at Dean and Castiel can all suck my dick.

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[pizzafelony]

and here we have my favourite indulgent activity, making a behind the scenes notes and commentary post for my own fics!! please ignore this unless u want A Lot of kfam headcanons and jokes i guess

so some background on how i got to the ot4?

so nellie caught up on kfam the very day ep 74 came out, which led to us sitting on the exam bed in consult room 4 of the urology department of the hospital we both work at for an hour (our lunch breaks are only thirty minutes) coming up with increasingly wild headcanons

part of these were about potential soulmate aus, wherein we decided fairly quickly that ben, emily, sammy and jack are definitely all soulmates

there was also a discussion that went, approximately: “ben and jack are canonically rly similar im excited for them to meet” “what if sammy leaves and ben rescues jack while he’s gone and when he comes back ben and jack are dating” “nellie you fucking genius”

Infinity Brain Pairing Ben/Jack

anyway within a week of ep 74 coming out we were firmly onboard the ot4 train with no way of exiting

so here’s notes on the fic itself:

ben and sammy sleep on an 8am-4pm schedule, mostly so they can have the 4-9pm hours to hang out with emily and jack

ben&emily and sammy&jack have their own bedrooms, but there’s also a spare bedroom for a) guests, b) multi-partner cuddling, and c) ben and sammy when they want somewhere to sleep that has blackout curtains

jack, in this future, is an online journalist and does a bunch of podcast stuff with lily. i wrote this and immediately realised i just made him griffin mcelroy. Listen It Works.

their dog chloe is named after the household’s favourite character from their favourite netflix original, The Bright Sessions

bright sessions is another excellent podcast BUT in-universe in greater boston (yet another great podcast) its a netflix show which the characters discuss occasionally. michael tate loves dr bright and wants to dress as her for comic con. in other news I Love Michael Tate.

emily and baseball is such an old joke that i actually forgot it wasnt canon? when nellie was still back in the pre-First Sammiversary episodes, we had this idea of emily inviting ben and sammy on a road trip up to seattle for a baseball game

ben and sammy both enthusiastically agree, only to realise very quickly that Neither Of Them Know Anything About Any Sport

this leads to them both googling baseball terms and doing their best to impress emily with their Knowledge. they do a very bad job but emily is endeared anyway

so in this future jack actually Knows Sports and gladly goes on baseball trips with emily. they also bond over watching rugby and basketball. 

side note they definitely have a basketball hoop in the backyard and all of them use it to dunk on ben all the time

nicknames are a Thing in this ‘verse. technically the first thing i wrote for this ot4 was a short thing about sammy and ben arguing over nicknames. emily calls him ‘benny’, jack refers to him as various small animals (’you sweet chinchilla’, ‘my wonderful insect larvae’), and sammy eventually hits on ‘babe’ as an option. as u can see, I Love Referencing My Own Unpublished Fics.

this fic is set shortly before sammy and ben’s eighth sammiversary, sooo in 2023. damn. theyve all been married for almost three years at this point, and spent at least two and a half of those years talking abt kids and what their options are and whether they even want them, all that stuff. ironically i think theyd only just decided that they wanna adopt a kid when emily finds out she’s pregnant, so the adoption plans are gonna be on hold for a bit.

the “five of us? did you get a girlfriend?” is a LONG joke which i didnt have the heart to cut ahjkdfj

here’s the joke: one time i got rly drunk and was sobbing to nellie over messenger about the concept of ben stealing clothes from emily (and sammy and jack), and then i was just cryin over nonbinary ben, and then i went on a wild tangent about emily being a weed lesbian who keeps her own illegal beehives and convinces the whole household to go vegetarian within a year of them all moving in together.

so now i hc emily as 90% attracted to women, 10% attracted to men, but still identifying as lesbian. at first bc she’s more comfortable w that, and then bc she thinks its hilarious how she ended up basically married to three men.

anyway occasionally she’ll go out with a woman if she’s out of town bc Girls Are Soft And Good. the guys all approve. polyamoury is great yall.

jack likes bad sports movies. sammy likes overdramatic action movies. ben likes romcoms. emily likes musicals that she can sing along badly to.

im legally required to put kitchen make-outs in all my fics now and only nellie knows why. You Are Responsible.

the image of everyone curled up on the couch with jack lying across their laps? nellie has that sketch in her notebook and its incredible

i think thats it! if u read this then What Are You Doing honestly. but hope u enjoyed i guess

[the-goddess-of-change]

Games

  Unfortunately, some of the pics wont save on here so im putting up a deviantart link for those who need it. Sorry 

http://aleanne.deviantart.com/art/Games-683937049?ga_submit_new=10%3A150205849 A late Saturday night, four friends are all sitting in a circle on the floor looking at each other with gleaming eyes It's two two guys and two girls. Jerry and Chris as well as Anna and Lily. All of them are in their mid twenties. They stare at each other taking turns to look down on a small little crystal on the floor It's said to have mysterious gift giving powers which they have tried out and it seemed to work. but for each time i grew smaller Jerry took a sip of his beer and looked at Chris ''So, you wanna use it all for fun today?'' Chris took his up from the crystal and looked at him ''Yeah, we're all buzzed, its a good time, and we tried to get money and that didn't work so i doubt it can do everything we ask for'' Lily picked it up and held it in her hand ''it looks nice though...sure you dont wanna save it ?'' ''Chris shook his head ''Well then i got an idea'' Anna said in an excited tone The three of them all looked at her ''oh ? what did you have in mind ?'' ''Well...if it grants wishes, instead of just using it, how about we make it a competition ? the winner gets to decide what happens to them or the losers'' The three looked at each other and grinned ''what if one screws something up though ?'' Lily said ''I'm sure none of us are that evil'' Jerry laughed and took a sip of his beer ''Well, im up for it'' Chris said ''Same'' Jerry said The girls looked at each other and shrugged ''Yeah, okay, we're in, right Lily?'' ''Yeah! we're not gonna let you two have all the fun and since it was Anna's idea, i think she should go first'' Anna smiled and looked at them all and grabbed two die from the game they played earlier ''okay then...the one who rolls highest wins this round then'' They all nodded and Anna rolled first ''I got a...2...'' Anna sighed and picked up the die ''My turn then!'' she yelled and rolled and got 5 ''just a 5 ? awww'' she sighed and handed the die to Chris Chris smiled at them and closed his eyes and rolled them he slowly opened his eyes and looked at the results ''i got 12! two sixes!'' Jerry looked at him in an annoyed way ''you lucky dick'' he snatched the die and rolled without a care ''i got an...8'' Anna smiled and picked back up the die ''So, Chris won, Jerry got in second, Lily third and me last...'' Chris smiled and picked up the crystal ''okay then...here we go! dont hate me guys i'll start with you then Anna!'' Anna giggled but at the same time looked worried ''What are you gonna do ?'' Chris just smiled and looked at her ''you'll know'' Chris smiled and looked at Anna ''Okay, Anna, i'd like you to turn into a copy of your mom'' Chris said laughing and took another sip of his beer Anna's face turned pale and looked at him ''oh my god Chris! i should kill you!'' she looked at him angrily but then started to laugh as the crystal lit up and she started to change Her hair went from Blonde to a gentle light brown, her face started to change and she took on a more mature look to her as she changed When the changes was over Anna looked over at Chris and sighed ''you turned me into my mom...that is so weird!'' Chris just laughed ''it worked tho! that is awesome!'' Lily and Jerry just laughed as well ''Hello Lauren'' Lily giggled ''oh shut up Lily'' Anna pouted ''its your turn now anyway Lily so this better be good'' Chris nodded and looked at Lily ''Well then Lily, i wish for you to turn into a copy of Anna then'' Lily sighed and looked at Anna ''That sucks'' She said and started to change as well Lily sighed once it was over ''This is so weird...im Anna and Anna's her own mom'' Anna nodded in agreement ''Well, take another sip of beer and float with it then'' They both looked at each other and shrugged and took a sip from their cans Chris then turned his attention to Jerry ''So for you Jerry, you dick, i'd wish that for each sip of beer you take, you turn wasted even faster, since you never get drunk'' ''What ?!'' Lily and Anna screamed at the same time ''thats all ?'' Jerry said ''Yeah...for now i guess'' The crystal shimmered as jerry took another sip of his beer and instantly felt his vision getting messy and his head feeling heavy and light at the same time ''..it worked...i think'' he said in a droopy tone ''Okay! Since i won this round, i think i pick the next game as well then ?'' They all nodded slowly while Chris looked around the room ''Hmm...'' ''i'm so bad at coming up with stuff...'' ''How about...okay, we go to the tween route and i get the bottle and spin it ?'' Anna just sighed ''Bottle spin ? for real ?'' ''Well you do better then!'' Anna just shook her head as Chris got a bottle and put in the middle of them and spun it ''First spin goes to...Anna...or should we say Lauren ?'' he laughed Anna poked him and grinned ''just keep laughing you'' Chris spun the bottle again but Anna stopped him ''Wait...if i got first..does it matter who gets second, third and fourth ?'' ''I well...it was your idea to do it like that, i just went with it because i didn't know what to say'' Jerry yawned and took another sip of his beer ''I..think you'reallgreat!'' ''Thank you Jerry'' Lily giggled ''But i won so, i decide now, you loser Chris, i'm saving you for last, but i think since i won, i get to pick for myself as well'' ''Hey, no fair! i didn't get that!''Chris yelled ''Not my fault, you never said anything'' Chris sighed ''Okay then, i'll start with....Lily!'' Lily looked at her ''Okay...dont be mean'' she giggled as Anna looked at her Anna just smiled and poked Lily ''I wish that you forgot who lily is and became me in your head as well!'' Lily's face turned pale white and she was about to scream something as the crystal shone and her face turned into normal, she then turned and looked at Anna ''You okay Anna ?'' ''Y-yeah mom, sorry'' Chris and Jerry looked at Anna ''An...wait, Lauren...that is messed up'' ''Like you're one to talk Chris!'' Chris immediately shut up and looked down ''As for you Jerry...i dont like you being wasted so i wish you turned back into normal'' The crystal shone and Jerry regained his composure ''Thanks...'' Lauren smiled and then looked at Chris ''For you Chris, i'd wish for you to become a little baby so you will shut up for a bit'' Everyone in the room looked at Chris and started to laugh violently as the crystal started to shine and Chris shook his head and looked at them and started to shrink into his clothes He grew smaller and smaller til the mountain of clothes was just a pile on top of him Jerry laughed and removed some of the clothes to find Chris wearing some cute baby clothes ''oh my god!'' they all started to laugh as Christ tried to talk but nothing but gibberish came out They all started to poke Chris as Lauren walked over and picked him over and sat him down on her lap ''He's kinda cute, but i dont think he likes it, look at him'' they all just laugh as Anna picks up the crystal and looks at it ''its so small now..'' ''Mhm...oh, but Lauren, you didn't pick for yourself'' ''Oh right...uhm...okay well, i wish...my back didn't hurt i guess'' she said as the pain went away ''that worked'' ''So who goes now ?'' Jerry shrugged, how about you go Lily ?'' ''you sure ?'' ''Yeah, just pick a game and lets go'' Jerry nodded and looked around ''okay, Chris is going to lose this one instantly but...'' Jerry stood up and walked to the fridge and got out three cans of beer ''first one to chug it down wins'' Lauren and Anna cracked open theirs and smiled ''You're on Jerry!'' Anna said as Jerry cracked open his ''i'll put a timer on my phone, 10 seconds'' he got out his phone and put on a timer and once it hit zero they started to drink ''I win'' Anna yelled and put the drink down!'' ''Damn it, was almost there'' Jerry sighed as Lauren put the can down ''i guess i come in third and little Chris loses of course'' They all nodded, Even Chris as Anna held up the crystal and smiled at them all ''So, are you ready ?'' Anna smiles as Chris grabs the crystal from her hand and tries to say something anna quickly grabs the crystal away from his as Chris slowly starts to glow as her grows older and returns back to himself ''oh thank god!'' he smiles and quickly grabs his clothes and gets dressed Anna just sighs and looks at him ''what a shame so anyway, lets have some fun'' ''My first wish goes to mom!'' ''oh ? me ?'' Anna smiles and nods ''I wish Lauren..or mom would never get older!'' The crystal glows as Lauren can feel her body tickle a bit ''Awww, that is so sweet of you!'' Anna smiles and looks at Chris and Jerry ''Now for you two i have a fun thing, i'm going to combine it so its for you both'' Jerry looks at Anna ''what do you mean?'' ''You will soon find out Jerry'' Anna giggles and looks down at the crystal who has turned quite small by now ''Okay for you two, i wish that you became twins, but not just twins, I'd like you two to become non identical twins and a little change of appearance should be in order'' ''So for my wish, i wish you two become twin girls!'' Anna smiles happily as the crystal starts to glow as Jerry and Chris' face turns pale white The crystal glows brighter and brighter as they all close their eyes as Jerry and Chris slowly starts to change The crystal slowly starts to glow as Lauren and Anna opens their eyes as they both start to laugh as they look at the two new twins in the room Lauren and Anna looks at where Chris was sitting where it now sits a woman instead Chris brushes some hair away from his eyes and looks at Lauren and Anna then over at Jerry once sat and gasps Jerry looks at them and gasps Before any of them can say a word Lauren starts to laugh ''Oh my god! you two look amazing!'' she screams out as both of them look at each other then down at their bodies ''holy...shit..'' Chris manages to say as he looks at Jerry Jerry just looks down and gently pokes his breasts with his new slender hand ''oh my god...i got no words...'' ''S-same...this is not what i...thought...'' Anna smiles at them ''you two look amazing...but you dont really look like twins...i mean you're...uhm...you know Chris and you're...uhm...you know Jerry'' ''We are what?'' Chris stutters ''you know...different races...'' ''That is your..my god'' Chris sighs and looks at Jerry who is to occupied with poking his breasts Lauren just smiles and looks at them then notices something ''oh..look, the crystal...its almost gone'' she says and picks up, its about the same size as small coin ''i think its one charge left...'' Chris says and looks at it ''Well...if it is one left...we should reverse the changes we made you know'' Lauren says and looks at it Chris nods while Anna shrugs but Jerry tilts his head and looks at it and quickly snaps it away from Lauren Chris looks at Jerry ''Jerry...? what the hell are you doing ?'' He says nothing but just keeps looking at the crystal, quickly glancing and the three others ''we can reverse it...or do one last thing...'' ''like...what? '' Lauren asks ''Money...Fame...whatever we might want'' ''I dont know...id kinda like to go back being...myself again'' Chris says Jerry looks at him ''But you look amazing...why ?'' ''Its not about looking amazing or whatever! i was happy being myself, and i dont want you to mess it up for some...pervy dream or something'' ''Jerry, stop it..for real'' Chris sighs ''...Call me Mia instead'' Chris rolls his eyes ''Whatever then'' Lauren looks at Anna who just looks back at her ''What do you think dear ?'' ''I dont know mom...'' ''its settled then, one last wish...lets make it a big one'' They all look at each other and after several minutes of silence they all just sigh and shrugs ''...fine'' Chris says ''Fine for me and mom'' Anna says Mia smiles ''Okay then, for our last wish...lets make it a big one...if i put a lot of wishes into one single wish..it might work...if that makes sense'' ''i dont know...try it out'' Lauren says Mia smiles ''okay then, lets try!'' ''I wish Lauren had an infinite amount of money! i wish Anna would would become famous for a good cause and never get sick or ill, i wish that i would become a famous model and i wish...Jerry...no...Rachel would...uhm...i...i wish...'' she stops talking and just keeps looking at Jerry who she just decided to call Rachel ''Rachel ?...okay...so what for me ?'' ''....I wish Rachel would become my girlfriend and in the future my wife!'' Mia screams out as the crystals glows brighter and brighter and starts to gently float in the air as it just vanishes into thin air As it happens an insane glow covers the room as they can all feel themselves kinda floating in the air, After a little while they all lose just slowly drift into sleep ....An uncertain amount of time later ''H-hey ? Wake up...Wake up!'' Anna pokes Mia Mia yawns and slowly sits up in a large sofa and looks around... ''Where...am i...?'' ''in my mom's home...thanks to your wish i guess...looks like...somethings changed...'' ''oh...nice...'' ''Yes...Nice...'' she looks at her ''you know we heard you right ? you wanted me to become famous...i dont know if i am yet or will be soon enough and all that...my mom checked her bank account and...well...that came true but...'' she looks at mia ''For your wish to Rachel...'' Mia looks down on the black leather sofa Anna sits down next to her and smiles ''Although i...dont agree with the way you did it...i dont know...im glad you..did it kinda but...shouldn't you have asked her ?'' ''i...i know but...i couldnt think...i just saw her next to me and...i just felt like i wanted to be with her forever...'' ''Yeah but...you...you forgot...you're sisters now...'' Mia's eyes turns wide ''i...i for...forgot...but...i dont care...'' ''...i know you dont'' ''Where is she by the way ?'' ''she's in the garden...she was the first one who woke up here...she's been thinking a lot and of course due to your wish she loves you a lot but she still knows what you did'' ''She is trying to put it all into perspective, not only did you make her love you but you also made her stay a woman without really asking her about it'' ''I...i know...but like i said...i just...i dont know when i say her...its like i saw a image in my head...'' ''i know you've always been kinda...like that Mia, But...well, it cant be changed now but are you happy being Mia?'' ....She stands up and looks at Anna ''I...feel good, i like it...it might be weird but...i cant explain it, i never wanted it, but now that has happened to me...i just feel this peace I've never felt before'' ''And like i said...when i saw Rachel...i just got this picture of us...me wearing a dress and just cuddling next to her...and it felt just so right...'' ''Well...you were a guy....most guys are kinda.....they get of to that'' ''No! not that! not being a lesbian or whatever, i dont care about that, it was just the feeling i got for her! if Rachel had been a boy...and not Chris...i would have felt the same'' Anna shrugs ''i dont know...but if that's what you chose so be it'' ''Yeah..i guess i should talk to her....where did you say she was ?'' Anna points to a glass door behind them ''out there, shes sitting on the sofa outside'' Mia nods and slowly walks over to the door and opens it and walks out as she spots Rachel looking at her as she walks trough the door ''Hey'' Mia says and walks over to her and sits down next to her Rachel smiles at her and strokes her cheek ''If it is a wish or if it is real...i dont care, the feeling when i saw you now...i know that's real'' she says and looks at Mia as a single tear rolls down Mia's cheek ''You're right...You're right Rachel...this is real'' ''it is Real sweetie...my beautiful sweet Mia'' she says and strokes her hair and scoots a bit closer to her ''I love you Rachel'' ''And i love you Mia...forever'' They both smile at each other as they both close their eyes and slowly kiss lovingly as Anna takes a quick peek then quickly heads back inside ''Dont bother them sweetie'' ''I wasn't mom..i was just looking'' ''They love each others...they might be sisters in this world but...i dont think it matters to them at all, and it shouldnt to us either'' ''i know mom! i am not saying anything!'' Lauren just smiles and checks her account again ''my god Mom...you're impossible'' ''Whatever...with this we will never worry again and Anna ?'' ''Yes mom ?'' ''You'll adjust to it, forget about jerry and Chris...you got two new friends now, help them when they need it and support them'' ''oh my god Mom'' Anna smiles and walks over to the door and looks at them again as Lauren follows ''They're my best friends mom...of course i will and i support them...'' Mia and Rachel just keep looking at each other and smiles ''Who would have known it would end up like this'' ''No one mom but...after looking at them...i'm happy'' Mia and Rachel looks at them and stands up holding hands ''And so are we''

[sasusakufestival]

Pink Peonies and Lilies-of-theValley

Hello there, everyone. I know its a bit late, but this is my entry for #Day02Insecurity PLEASE ENJOY!

Disclaimer: I hold no rights over Naruto and its characters. 

I have an extended version of this, available at fanfiction.net. You may look for my username: C.S.Isui and it will be under “The Bouquet Series.”

ARIGATOU MINNA-SAMA!!

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PINK PEONIES AND LILIES-OF-THE-VALLEY

“I dont see why not, anata.”

“I dont see why, Sakura.”

“You’re being difficult.”

“No.. you’re being difficult.”

“The both of you are being difficult. Its my birthday.”

Sarada stood at the kitchen door way, her brow beaded with sweat and her hitai-ate in one hand and a glass of water in the other. Her birthday was a week away and a pair of brand new red glasses came as a package for her.

“I think it will be nice if we paid Karin a visit. It has been a while. And I wasn’t able to see her the last time!”

“I kinda want to meet her too.”

Sasuke gave an exasperated sigh but gave a defeated smirk. His daughter inherited his and his wife’s persistence and stubbornness. It was quite annoying, really; but in a very endearing way. He looked at his girls, both with a determined look in their eyes. He sighed again, in defeat.

“Fine. Sarada, you have to promise me you will not leave my or your mother’s side and we will not stay longer than a few hours. If Orochimaru is there, we will leave immediately.”

Sarada hugged her dad happily as he patted her head with a slight pout in his face.

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“…And so, Sarada and I got Sasuke-kun to agree to come and visit you! I hope you dont mind. On your last letter, you said you were in a hideout near Konoha since Orochimaru wanted to wish Mitsuki good luck on the team’s retake of the Chunin Exams.

Anyways, we’ll see you in three days.

U. Sakura”

Karin was in a state of panic. The Uchiha family was gonna pop by and judging by the date on the letter, TOMORROW! She didn’t have time to prepare or clean or even do anything.

“Whatcha gonna do about it Karin? Mrs. Uchiha Sasuke is gonna visit with the hubby and little baby Sarada.”  Suigetsu was hanging out in her lab again. Apparently he had nothing better to do.

“I need to get ready. I need to at least have something for them! Instead of gawking and being stupid, why don’t you help by cleaning up?!”

The swordsman laughed it out but still decided to help. He was kinda worried for Karin. Given her history with Sasuke, he wasn’t really sure if she was truly over the guy. He did impale her in the chest with his lightning sword and all.  He watched her as she muttered to herself, panicking and obviously excited about the visit.

“WE NEED CAKE! AND BANNERS! AND ICE CREAM! AND CONFETTI! AND… And…and A GIFT! YES! THAT’S IT!”

Karin turned sharply at Suigetsu and suddenly slumped.

“What kind of gift? We already got her glasses. I can’t think of anything!” She turned her attention to the other person in the room and sighed.  “What do you think I should get them?”

Suigetsu was about to open his mouth when Karin suddenly stood up, fire in her eyes and determination in her fists.

“Im going to Konoha!”

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It wasn’t that far, Konoha. A 3 hour trip by foot distance was something Karin needed to think.

A cute dress, a book collection, a make-up set…. Her list went on and on and on. For 11 years she had been sending Sarada glasses, a joke she and Sakura shared. She smiled to her self, thinking about how much the little girl she helped release to the world has grown up.

“Karin oba-san… Sounds weird, but I like it.” She said as she entered the gates of Konoha.

The village was in full bloom. The cherry blossom trees were making the landscape look like a romance movie while the chilly spring air gave a refreshing breeze.

Karin remembers the last time she was here. She had been a prisoner of war, but was cordially pardoned by the Shinobi Alliance. She recalls the time when Uzumaki Naruto came to speak about the war and thanked all the shinobi who helped the cause. Never had she seen chakra so fiery and sunny.  Konoha was a place she felt safest in, despite her allegiance to one of the village’s most notorious shinobi; and the people actually didn’t mind her presence. They treated her as if she were a normal person.

Karin walked down the village market place. The scents of yakitori and mitarashii dango filled her nose while the colorful wares dazzled her eyes. Konoha never ceases to amaze her.  Looking at her wallet, Karin contemplated about buying a delicious smelling takoyaki. She had saved quite a bit since she rarely had the need to buy anything.

“Whatever. Im hungry!” She smiled to herself and proceeded to the stall. “Nee-chan, one takoyaki please, with extra mayo and katsuboshi!”  Upon receiving the serving of 5 takoyaki balls, Karin immediately took that steamy first bite and the subtle flavours of leek, octopus and takoyaki sauce bursts into her mouth. She was about to take the next bite until she heard a very familiar voice.

“Your birthday is tomorrow. Is there anything you like?”

Karin froze. It was Sasuke. He was with Sakura. And by the looks of the bags they carried, they were grocery shopping. He was even more handsome than she remembers. His elegant nose, his sharp eyes, his attractive mouth… Karin always did see him as a warrior, a knight in shining armor, a force to be reckoned. His raw power attracted him to her and his kind heart made hers beat incessantly.

“I dont know, anata. Im glad you even reminded me it was my birthday.”

His wife is amazing. A kunoichi worthy of the Uchiha name. Sakura was beautiful, smart, compassionate and strong. Qualities Karin thinks she will never achieve in her lifetime.

Maybe that’s why he chose her instead.

Sakura’s eyes shone brighter than the brightest emeralds while hers were dull and boring. Sakura’s personality was as vibrant as the beginning of spring, hopeful and refreshing while hers was as unstable as Orochimaru’s earliest experiments. Even Sakura’s name was better than hers. Just imagine comparing “Cherry Blossom” to “Phosphorus.”

Maybe Sasuke chose her because she was Sakura.

A goddess to match a god.

“Sasuke and Sakura.” Karin thought. “Even their names go together.”

Suddenly, the steaming takoyaki lost their luster.

“I dont mind giving you a present.”  “Allowing Sarada and I to visit a friend is more than enough, anata. I know how overprotective you can get.”

Visit a friend? Were they talking about her?

Karin decided to finish her remaining food, not wanting to waste them and silently trailed the couple.

“…hesitant at first but Karin was kind enough to help.” She heard the Uchiha matriach say. A grunt was the only sound that came from the patriarch though.

“Don’t be like that! She helped us. She helped bring Sarada into this world, to us. Karin basically helped usher the first Uchiha to be born in decades. You should be thankful.”

“I am thankful, grateful even.” He said. His eyes soft as he gave his wife a smile. Karin swears she can see sparkles.

‘Damn right, you should be grateful…’

Wait, what did he just say?

“I remember how hard it rained that night and how helpless I was because I couldn’t help you and our child.”

“Admit it, Karin was our saving grace that night. Practically an angel in disguise.”

“Yes. Yes, she was.”

Karin could swear she felt her heart burst at the seams. Never had anyone spoke about her at such a high regard. The man she loved practically called her an angel. She was so happy, she could have died. 

Her eyes turned again to the couple and sighed. She was right. Sasuke and Sakura shared a bond nobody in the world can ever replace or sever. She would never be able to step on Sakura’s shoes.

But…

She also shared an irreplaceable bond with them. And she is the only person who has that bond. She realizes it now. She ushered their hope for the future. She helped them restore the name of the Uchiha. She helped complete their trio of happiness.

And Karin is proud to have done so.

She turned and looked at the nearest store. It was the Yamanaka Flower shop, and a fresh batch of blooming pink peonies and lilies-of-the-valley were being carried in.  Karin smiled, remembering a conversation she had with Sakura about the language of flowers and Sarada’s encounter with the DNA machine.

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“It’s cleaner than I remember.” Sarada said as she tailed her father. He had been in a foul mood since this morning.

“I remember this place being draftier than ever and you were also is a very foul mood, papa.” “Stay close now, dear. We don’t want you dad to get in an even fouler mood.”

Sakura and Sarada laughed. “Hai, hai, mama.” she said as she moved forward and linked arms with the Uchiha patriarch. 

At the edge of the tunnel, they were welcomed with a brightly lit room decorated with poorly made streamers and a peculiar smell of cake mix, burned sugar and smoke.  

“W-w-WELCOME!” said Karin as she coaxed Suigetsu with the confetti. The swordsman only looked at her and rolled his eyes before lamely throwing the tiny pieces of paper. “…yo.” he said. 

“Happy birthday, Sarada-chan!” Karin said awkwardly. “Gosh, you’re bigger than I remember!” She approached the heiress hesitantly at first but proceeded. She handed her a box. 

“Ano… Karin oba-chan, desu ka?” Sarada said, politely taking the package. The red-head smiled and nodded. “I got you an awesome gift. Wanna open it?” Sarada looked at the gift. It was kind of small and hard, much like a book. Sarada looked at her parents, particularly her mother, who nodded that she can open it. 

“A Beginner’s Guide to the Language of Flowers” read Sarada, wondering why she was given such a peculiar choice for a gift. She knows her mom and auntie Ino loved flowers and were quite proficient with its meanings, but why give it to her?

Karin was looking excitedly at Sarada who gave her an awkward thank you. Her gift wasn’t finished yet, she chuckled.

The Uzumaki looked at Sakura who was conversing with Suigetsu and Sasuke about the hideout. She also had something prepared for the pinkette since it was her birthday. 

“Neh, neh, Sakura,” she called out. Sakura turned and smiled “Thanks for letting us drop by. Anyways I brought you cheesecake! I would have brought okonomiyaki but Sasuke-kun insisted on leaving early so I could only…. oh, that’s lovely.” she was surprised when she was what the red head was holding.

It was a bouquet of pink peonies and lilies-of-the-valley.

“It’s your birthday today, isn’t it?”

Suigetsu, who happened to have moved next to Sarada motioned her to open the book at the folded pages. 

“Take it as my apology.” he said. 

The bespectacled teen looked at him with curiosity and disdain but followed the instructions and found highlighted passages.

“The lily-of-the-valley,”she read, “is a flower you give to someone who completes your life, happiness or family.” Sarada smiled and continued to the next page. 

“Pink peonies are given to newly-wedded couples,” tears were falling from her eyes now, realizing the meaning of her gift and her mother’s bouquet. “usually given by well-wishers who hopes that the newly weds would have happy life and a happy marriage.” 

Not being able to control her happiness, Sarada approached Karin and gave her a hug. 

“Arigatou, Karin oba-san. Honto ni arigatou!”

[skswriting]

i do

Rating: T (actually G would probably be better but there’s a few curse words so) Pairing: You/Taehyung Words: 4555 Summary: “Are you guys going on a date?” “We’re headed to the bridal show.” You and Taehyung go to a bridal show for the food and end up with more than you bargained for. In the best way possible. AN: So if you’ve read some of my earlier stuff you know I didn’t know ‘you’, I just put ‘she’ and never mentioned a specific because for some reason writing second pov seemed really hard to me?  But I finally bite the bullet and tried it and it really wasn’t that bad so I hope y’all enjoy this (ao3)

from: taetae, January 6th, 2017 3:18 pm

guess what I learned today!!!!!

to: taetae, January 6th, 2017 3:19 pm

!!!!!! tell me

from: taetae, January 6th, 2017 3:19 pm

that really fancy hotel by the river is hosting a bridal show tomorrow

from: taetae, January 6th, 2017 3:20 pm

lets go!!!!!!!!!!

to: taetae, January 6th, 2017 3:20 pm

but neither of us are getting married???  Or even in a relationship for that matter???

from: taetae, January 6th, 2017 3:21 pm

so?  you pay 5 bucks and then you get to eat all the food you want

from: taetae, January 6th, 2017 3:22 pm

it’s like a buffet but super cheap!!!  lets go!!!!!!

to: taetae, January 6th, 2017 3:23 pm

I guess im not doing anything…

to: taetae, January 6th, 2017 3:24 pm

ok!!!!!!!!!!

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Taehyung is bouncing on your doorstep when you answer it, one of his infamous grins already in place.

“I’m so excited!” he crows, reaching out for your hand by instinct and you smile.

“Tae, let me lock my door,” you remind him, gently shaking his hand off yours.

He offers you a sheepish smile, taking a step back so you can exit your apartment, “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m just so excited!  There’s gonna be so much food!”

You laugh, jiggling the doorknob to make sure it’s properly locked, before Taehyung is slipping his fingers back through yours and dragging you down the hallway.  The door at the end of the hallway opens and one of your neighbors, Namjoon, steps out.  He smiles when he sees you, eyes dropping down to your tightly interlocked fingers, before returning his gaze to you with raised eyebrows.

“Are you guys going on a date?” he teases, but Taehyung is oblivious.

“We’re headed to the bridal show.”

Namjoon is obviously surprised, “A bridal show?  You two aren’t even-”

“If we don’t leave we’re going to be late and miss all the good food!” Taehyung seems distraught by this thought, tugging on your hand to get you moving down the hallway.  You throw Namjoon a look over your shoulder, one that says ‘What can I do?’ as you allow Taehyung to pull you into the elevator.

Taehyung chatters excitedly the entire trip to the hotel, his palm warm and soft against yours.  You’re worried he’s going to complain at some point about your palm getting sweaty, but he merely plays with your fingers and picks at your chipping nail polish as the bus chugs along.  You’re pressed tightly against each other in your seats, even though there’s plenty of space for you to spread out.  Taehyung has his ankle hooked around yours and he’s swinging your feet lightly, his eyes darting between your face and out the window as he talks about cake and flowers and possible wedding venues and “Do you think they’ll let you try on wedding dresses?” and “Oh my God do you think they have tuxes for dogs?” and “I hear June weddings are really popular but I want to get married when the snow is just starting to melt; new beginnings and all that jazz, you know?”

A little old lady keeps glancing your way, a small smile on her face like she knows a secret you don’t. As you glance back at Taehyung, you hope you’re not blushing too much.

“We’re here!” Taehyung announces happily, like the bus driver hadn’t just done it, and as you’re standing to exit the bus the little old lady turns to you.

“He looks so excited to plan your wedding,” she smiles, sweet and cheeky at the same time, “I think a spring wedding would suit you two well.”

“O-Oh no, we’re not-!”

Taehyung is pulling you along before you can tell the lady that you’re not getting married, that you’re not engaged, that you’re not even together.  The lady waves goodbye just as you duck out of the bus and you’re a little more than flustered as Taehyung guides you through the entrance of the hotel, marveling at the grandiose lobby and following the cheesily scattered flower petals that lead to the grand room the bridal show is being held in.

“Hello!” the woman tending to the registration table greets you both enthusiastically, “Ah, I see we have a groom to be and his blushing bride joining us today!”

You immediately blush and your first instinct is to deny her claim, but Taehyung steps in and smoothly lies for the both of you, “She does have a beautiful glow about her, doesn’t she?”

Your blushing for a different reason now, tucking a lock of hair behind your ear as Taehyung enhances the lie by smoothly sliding an arm around your waist.

“She’s radiant, and shy,” the woman laughs, “Soon-to-be-wedded get a discount rate, three each.”

Taehyung slides her the cash and smiles widely when she hands him the tickets.

“Let’s go eat cake!” he tells you excitedly, the registrar lady laughing as he pulls you into the room before his jaw drops at the sheer magnitude of wedding items laid before you both.

“Woah,” he breathes and you echo him, trying to take everything in.

There are aisles upon aisles, each boasting wide selections of appetizers, entrees, and cakes, tuxedos, dresses, and veils, color schemes, centerpieces, and bouquets.

“Where do we start…?” you wonder, glancing up at him to see his eyes darting around furiously to take everything in.

It takes Taehyung only a moment before he’s tugging you along, coming to stop in front of a booth manned by a sharp featured, but very handsome, man who immediately turns to cater to you despite the flock of people around his booth.

“Welcome, welcome! Please, try a little of everything! The food has to be exactly perfect to match a perfect wedding,” he smiles and you swoon a little, leaning into Taehyung as you gaze at the man and not the food, “My name is Seokjin; tell me, have you picked a theme for your wedding?”

“A-Ah…” you stumble over your words, trying to get over exactly how good this man looks while also thinking of a convincing lie.

“We’re thinking of having it outside,” Taehyung cuts in, the arm around you tightening a little, “There’s just something sweet about getting married in nature isn’t there?  What kinds of foods do you think would suit an outdoor wedding?”

Taehyung is so effortless in his lies, beginning to weave a web you can only hope to follow.

“Ah, a little non-traditional, but still beautiful.  I would go with some lighter, more down to earth foods, no fish.  I think a salad would be good for your appetizers, but maybe a pasta salad, something non-traditional to match your non-traditional wedding. Here, try this.”

Seokjin thrusts a plate in your faces, handing Taehyung chopsticks as you take the plate.

“Oh, it smells amazing,” you marvel, watching as Taehyung brings a bite to his mouth.

His eyes widen as he chews and he turns to you excitedly, “Holy shit, try this!”

And before you can take the fork from him, Taehyung is bringing his hand to your mouth, eyes curved in a smile as he waits for you to open.  Conscious of Seokjin watching you, you let Taehyung feed you.

“Oh, holy shit,” you whisper, “That’s so good.”

Taehyung laughs, the sound carefree and so happy and you can’t help but join in, swallowing and opening your mouth for another bite.

“Good right?!” Seokjin is excited, putting more food on a plate as you and Taehyung giggle over the pasta, “For an entrée, may I recommend…”

Fifteen minutes later you and Taehyung are waddling away from Seokjin’s booth, stuffed to the brim with the most delicious food and a business card tucked into Taehyung’s wallet.

“I can barely move,” you groan, leaning into Taehyung as you shuffle down the aisle, listening to booth owners shouting out to try and lure you into seeing what they have to offer, “I just wanna take a nap.”

“No, no naps yet,” Taehyung protests, “I haven’t even seen you in a wedding dress yet.”

“I’m not trying on a wedding dress!” you snort, turning to glance at a flower booth, your nose brushing against his arm, “Let’s look at these flowers.”

Taehyung nods, linking an arm with yours as the booth attendee greets you.

“Hello, hello! Welcome to Min’s Flowers!” he greets you, “Oh, what a cute couple.”

Taehyung grins at him, squinting his eyes a little to read the man’s nametag, “Jimin?  Is that why it’s called Min’s Flowers?”

Jimin blushes slightly, “Ah, actually, my husband and I… our last name is Min and since my name is Jimin we just… it’s supposed to be cute…”

You giggle as you reach out to lightly touch a few flower petals, “No it is cute; adorable, actually. Is your husband here?”

Jimin glances behind him, a fond look in his eyes as they settle on a smaller man wrapping flower bouquets, “Yeah, Yoongi is right there.”

You smile at the way Jimin is looking at his husband, glancing up at Taehyung to see him already looking down at you, softly smiling down at you.

“Anyway!  You’re not here to listen to me babble; have you decided on a color scheme?”

You pause for a moment, seriously giving your future wedding thought.  You think about the delicious pasta you just gorged on, that goes so well with an outdoor wedding and-

“If we got married outside, what flowers would you recommend?” you ask.

“Oh, an outside wedding! How romantic!” Jimin squeals, and Yoongi looks up at the sound, the crease in his eyebrow smoothing out when he sees it’s his husband, “What season are you thinking?”

Taehyung opens his mouth, but you cut across him, “Just as spring starts; new beginnings, you know?”

You give Taehyung’s arm a squeeze before you let go, smiling as you pick up a bouquet.  You can pick out lilies and orchids, and a few hints of baby’s breath, as you bring it to your nose.

“These are beautiful,” you sigh, “Are there white roses in here?”

“White roses are supposed to symbolize purity, innocence, newness, perfect for a spring wedding, right? There are also a couple of peonies and the most simple of all flowers, daisies.”

You turn to Taehyung, holding the bouquet out to him and he holds your hands as he smells the bouquet, his eyelashes fluttering as some of the petals brush against them.

“Beautiful,” he echoes your sentiment, but he’s not looking at the flowers.  He’s looking at you.

You bite your lip, Taehyung slowly letting your hands go as he turns back to Jimin.

“How much is this bouquet?”

“Take it,” a gruff voice cuts in and you startle, seeing Yoongi step up beside his husband as he places a hand on his waist.

“Oh, no, no, we can pay-”

“Nah,” Yoongi waves his free hand, “it’s cool.  Besides, free advertising for us.”

Jimin nudges his husband, an exasperated look on his face as you thank them both profusely.

“How long have you two been together?” Yoongi asks and you try not to look so flustered.

Taehyung is on the ball, though, the words tumbling from his lips before you’ve even fully processed the sentence, “Well, we’ve known each other forever, but we’ve been dating, what, two years sweets?”

You face heats up at the pet name and Taehyung smiles at you, booping your nose as your clutch tightly onto your new bouquet.

“Childhood sweethearts?” Yoongi asks and you can only nod dumbly, adding in a feeble voice, “We were neighbors.”  It’s technically not a lie.

“Yeah, she was a little reluctant to the idea at first,” Taehyung goes on, still gazing at you, “but I’ve always known she was the only one for me.”

“Tae…” you mumble, feeling your chest constrict and your eyes watering.  He’s so convincing in the moment, as if you truly are the only girl he’ll ever love, and you can’t help but ache a little at the thought.

“It only made sense to wife her up,” Taehyung finishes, before his voice turns into a soft coo, “Aw, don’t cry.”

“Then stop being a sap,” you mumble, allowing him to brush the lone tear from your cheek, “It’s embarrassing.”

Taehyung smiles, thumb rubbing soothing circles into your cheek and you hold his gaze.  Part of you is screaming to tell him, that there’s no way Taehyung has been acting so coupley all day without having some small amount of feelings for you.  But another part of you is screaming to stay quiet, to not ruin the relationship on the off chance that he’s just a really, really good actor.

You glance away, unable to stand looking into Taehyung’s eyes any longer, to see Yoongi smiling softly at the both of you and Jimin holding a hand to his heart, eyes glassy like he’s going to start crying too.

“Here, take our card, let us know when the wedding is.  We’ll give you the sweetheart discount,” Yoongi tells you and you can hear Jimin whisper lowly to him, “We don’t have a sweetheart discount though?”

You mumble a small thanks, stepping away from the booth and into the aisle and almost bumping into someone.

“Woah there,” Taehyung takes hold of your elbow, steering you out of moving traffic, “careful there sweets.  Let’s go this way, yeah?”

You let Taehyung pull you along, holding onto the bouquet with one hand so you can hold Taehyung’s hand with the other.

“Look, you can try on dresses here!” he exclaims once you’ve walked a few feet, “Let’s go!”

“Taehyung I’m so full and bloated I don’t even know how I still fit into these pants,” you complain, but let Taehyung lead you up to the lady.

“Welcome dearies!” she’s older, face wrinkled and warm as she grabs the hand that’s holding Taehyung, holding both of yours, “Oh, what a beautiful couple.  You both look so happy.  Have you had sampled any wedding cakes yet?  To die for, honestly to die for.”

“Oh yes!  We stopped at Eat Jin’s, that little food booth at the end of the aisle that is literally going to be the end of me?  So good, too good, really,” Taehyung babbles, his thumb absentmindedly stroking circles into the juncture of your thumb, “But my fiancé here hasn’t even thought about her dress even though I’ve already picked out my tux-”

You gasp dramatically, insulted that Taehyung is implying he’d be more prepared than you, “You have not you liar!”

The lady laughs, her tag boasting the name Youngok bouncing along with her giggles, “You two are adorable, really.  Here dearie, follow me and you sunshine, follow my sunshine so he can take your measurements.”

Her sunshine bounds out of his seat, pulling the measuring tape from around his neck as he latches onto Taehyung, “Hoseok is here to help!”

You smile as the woman places a soft hand on your bicep, pulling you to a small fitting room.

It’s a whirlwind as she undresses you to take your measurement and then leaves you alone to pull what looks like about fifteen dresses from a rank, ranging from traditional whites and creams to lacey and strapless and full skirted and flowered. You balk at the choices but Youngok doesn’t give you time to think, just pulls a dress from the pile and motions for you to step into it.

“We can’t keep your fiancé waiting dear!” she practically crows and you have no choice but to listen to her.

It’s a little uncomfortable, the first dress, and your frowning once you step out of the dressing booth.  The look is promptly wiped off your face when you see Taehyung being fawned over by Hoseok, his suit jacket fitting his shoulders so perfectly you’re surprised you’re not drooling.

Taehyung looks equally as stunned to see you, eyes widening as he takes you in.  You can hear Hoseok whistle lowly under his breath as he straightens up, fixing Taehyung’s lapels before giving him a little push forward.

“I know, I look silly,” you say as he steps up to you, hand seeking out yours.  His palm is a little sweaty, but you don’t mind as his face breaks out into a beautifully wide, boxy, Taehyung grin.

“No, no, no,” he immediately objects, “You… wow, you look beautiful.”

You blush hotly, dropping your eyes to your bare feet, “You look good too.  Really good.  Dashing, even.”

Taehyung grins and pops the collar of his white shirt, looking utterly ridiculous, “Do I look like James Bond?”

“Better,” you grin back, “I don’t know how I feel about these weird… jewel things on the sleeves though.  A little over kill, don’t you think?  Especially for an outside wedding.”

Taehyung takes a step back, eyeing you from head to toe as he lets out exaggerated thinking sounds, “Maybe a little more lace, some embellishments in the skirt, maybe a slit up the side to show off those legs-”

“Shut up,” you roll your eyes and you turn to Youngok.

“Don’t like it?” she asks and you shake your head, “Good, neither did I.  Next!”

You end up modeling dresses for Taehyung, going through six as you make kissy faces and strike ridiculous poses, Taehyung yelling out, “10/10 would recommend!  Brilliant!  More leg! Encore!”

You can’t describe what your feeling as you slide into the seventh dress, the material settling over your hips and chest.  The top part is lace material, stretching fully down your arms, and turns into a gorgeous silky material that comes in at the waist and flares out into the skirt. You let Youngok into the dressing room to help you adjust it in the back and she’s positively beaming as she takes you in.

“Stunning.  Absolutely stunning,” she tells you, settling a clip into your hair and then pulling the veil over your face, “Here, your bouquet.”

You take it from her, for some reason feeling like your heart is about to jump out of your chest as you step out of the booth.

Taehyung is turned around, observing something behind him, unaware of your presence.  Hoseok takes in a sharp take of breath and Taehyung tilts his head as he looks at him, before his eyes turn to you.

And it’s like time simultaneously stops and speeds up but it doesn’t matter because all you can see is Taehyung, standing from his chair as he slowly makes his way to you.

You don’t know what to say as he comes to a stop in front of you.  His eyebrows are furrowed and form a tight crease in his forehead and you frown as you use your thumb to smooth the skin out.

“Do I look that bad?” you whisper, but you have no idea why you’re whispering.

He catches the hand on his face, pressing his lips to your palm before he curls his fingers between yours.

“There are no words to describe how… good you look in that dress,” he says and you smile lightly at him, “Can I- Can I remove your veil?”

You nod and it’s almost reverent the way he moves the veil, folding it back and you can feel it brushing against your hair.  You startle a little when you feel him rest his hands on your cheeks, framing your face as he tilts it towards him.

There’s a moment, where Taehyung is just looking at you, before he says, “This isn’t the way I wanted to do this,” and then kisses you.

You feel your stomach flip and your heart collapse and your fingers shake and your knees knock, but you kiss him back.  Because you’ve liked Taehyung for as long as you can remember, eyes always straying to him without your permission and heart always hammering whenever he showed up unannounced at your apartment with enough food to feed a small army.  You curl a hand into his suit jacket and Taehyung steps just a little bit closer to you, one hand remaining on your face as the other moves to rest lightly on your waist.

“Why are you crying sweets?” he asks, lips brushing against yours and you laugh waterily into the kiss.

“I don’t know,” you sob as he guides you into his chest, arms wrapping securely around your frame, “I don’t know, I don’t- I didn’t think this would ever hap- I didn’t think you felt the same.”

“I wasn’t lying,” he tells you quietly, his cheek pressed into your veil crown, “earlier, when I told Yoongi you were the only one for me.  It’s always been you.  It’s always going to be you.”

“Taehyung stop, I can’t afford to get makeup on this tux,” you cry and you can feel his chest shake with laughter.

“I’ve wanted to tell you for a while now but, the timing never seemed right.  But then I saw you in this dress and I just.  This is what I want to see walk down the aisle toward me, one year, two years, five, ten, fifteen years from now.  I want to see your smile directed only at me, hold your hand all the time, have you feed me and- and.  I love you.  I love you so much I-”

Taehyung has started crying and you two are just standing in the middle of a bridal shower, holding each other and crying as Youngok and Hoseok watch.  You pull yourself together as best you can, pushing away from Taehyung so you wipe at your face and make sure you hadn’t crushed your bouquet.

“Everything okay?  The wedding isn’t off, is it?” Youngok asks cautiously and you crack a smile as Taehyung brushes a rogue tear from the crease of your nose.

“No, the wedding is still very, very much on,” you tell her and Taehyung smile is so bright and so full of love, there’s nothing you can even compare it to.  You just know you want to wake up to it for the rest of your life.

-

You get married on a perfect spring day, just a few weeks after the snow has melted and the birds return home and the flowers start sprouting.

You’re standing just inside a small tent, separating you and the crowd as your mother flutters over last minute adjustments.  She has tears in her eyes but she’s smiling so wide it looks like her cheeks are about to burst.  You probably look the same, but you don’t care because it’s your wedding day, you’re allowed to feel like this dammit.

“I can’t believe this day has finally come,” she keeps saying, adding in a faux whisper, “I always knew it would be that neighbor boy.”

“You did not,” you say, exasperatedly, but you’re secretly pleased.

The music starts up and your mother kisses your cheek, giving your veil one last tweak, before she leaves you in the hands of your father.  He’s been watching you sadly all morning; not sad in that he’s upset you’re getting married, but the kind of sadness a father has watching their little girl grow up.

“Don’t start crying daddy,” you tease, but your voice is thick and he lets out a bark of a laugh.

“It’s going to take more than handing your high-maintenance self off to someone to make me cry.”

You try to look affronted, but you can’t stop the overflow of emotions and you let out a short sob.

“Don’t start crying yet,” he advises, but his voice is starting to get gruffer as he tries to keep it together, “You’ll ruin your makeup and your mother would have a cow.”

It makes you laugh and you wipe your cheeks off just as the tent flaps open, giving way to green on green on green.

The grass is soft under your bare feet as your father walks you down the aisle, your steps matching as you keep your eyes on Taehyung.  He’s also crying, which makes you feel better about your own tears.  He looks like he’s ready to rush down the aisle and sweep you up, if the way his best man Jungkook is holding onto the tails of his jacket is anything to go by.

As you get closer to where your husband-to-be and the priest are standing, you pass by your florists, Yoongi and Jimin.  You smile and give a small shake of your bouquet, an exact replica of the one they had given you the day of the bridal show.  It turns out, a sweetheart discount meant free.  Jimin had complained the entire time he wrapped your bouquet up that the shop was never going to make any money if his husband didn’t stop being a softy.  You thought it was kinda cute that Yoongi was obviously trying to blink the tears out of his eyes.

Sitting up front near your parents are Youngok and Hoseok.  The dress is the same one Taehyung had kissed you in that fateful day. The literal exact same one. Youngok had put it in storage for you for three years, making sure it was the dress you got married in.

Your father stops just before Taehyung and they bow to each other, before your father pulls you into a tight hug.

“I love you so much,” he says in a choked-up voice and you make a small noise as you start crying again.

“I love you too,” you say, before he kisses your veiled forehead and lets Taehyung take your hand, pulling you up onto the slightly raised platform.

“Hi,” he whispers and you bite your lip to stop from laughing as the priest starts reading.

“Hi,” you whisper back.

“You look…” he gives a small sigh, trying not to let your guests know your talking, “Three years later and I still don’t have the words to tell you how beautiful you truly are.”

You squeeze his hand, “You still look very James Bond.  You would think after three years you’d change a little, yeah?  Guess I’m lucky you’re still handsome.”

Taehyung grins, raising your hand to give it a quick kiss.

The sun is shining down beautifully, the tree you and Taehyung and the priest are standing under providing just enough shade that it’s not too much.  You can hear a few sniffles in the crowd and it makes your heart squeeze with joy that so many people are happy you and Taehyung are finally tying the knot.

“Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poor, in sickness and in health, till death do you part?” the priest asks you, as Taehyung carefully, oh so carefully moves your veil back.

“I do,” you say without hesitation and your mother tries to stifle her sobs.

“Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife, for richer or poor, in sickness and in health, till death do you part?”

Taehyung answers by pulling you to him and kissing you, your guests bursting out into laugh and cheers.

Even the priest has a smile on his face as he says, “I now pronounce you man and wife.  You may kiss the bride.  Again.”