#anyways hey wassup hello

[avdolluvr69]

Hi!!! im Puffz and i am not really new to Tumblr but i have NOT been here in a long while!!

short intro here! more below!!

again im Puffz!! I go by He/They as of now (( experimenting !! )) i am a 20 yr old bisexual and demiromantic!! i spin in circles for my favs all the time,,, i am Avpol supreme i love them sm....

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I am currently fixated on JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Overlord and COD; MW2!!!

while i also enjoy: FMA:B, Attack On Titan, Tokyo Ghoul, Chainsaw Man, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Demon Slayer, Grounded ( game ) a LOT of horror games; SOMA, The Bunker, Outlast 1+2, Dead Space series and Alien Isolation. Also love horror movies :3

[ i will probably add more as i remember ]

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i make fanart a good amount, i am quite slow though. Like to take my time and practice!! I am also very bad at socializing so if i dont reply to stuff or what not, i am most likely just very tired or in constant fear!! /lhj

My favs are;

Mohammad Avdol, Jean-Pierre Polnareff, Jolyne Kujoh, Okuyasu Nijimura, Yasuho Hirose, Josuke (( BOTH. )) Juuzou Suzuaya, Albedo, Reiner Braun, Annie Leonhardt, Alphonse Elric, Edward Elric, Denji, Kobeni Higashiyama (( have not read csm yet )) Asuka Langely, Rei Ayanami, Shinji Ikari, Issac Clarke, Kyojuro Rengoku, Inosuke Hashibira

[ also will add more probably,,, ]

DNI

• proshippers, dead dove, profic ect, l*licons or sh*tacons, homophobes, transphobes, terfs, battleaxe bisexuals, think bisexual = pansexual (( both are different sexualities,, )) p*dos.

and for a softer DNI if you dislike my favs or constantly shit on them i'll probably block!!! just dont wanna see that on my page and timelines.

and BYF i do sometimes draw g0re and darker content, will make sure to tag properly and hide it correctly!! most of what i do is angst and g0re, also again im into horror so be aware that i can and will post that!!

anyways i hope to meet new people in the fandoms i like!! :3 ~<3

[papil0nglegs]

Hello hello helloooo. Saw you wanted tf2 request! So herr comes something.

What about the mercs with a gnSO who has a puppy crush on them? I think that would be really cute. Eould really want spy in there but pick whoever you want :))

Tf2 x Puppy love!Reader

warning: suggestive, manipulation, situationship?, knife-play

A/n: you can tell I had no idea what to put for the images LOL!! Anyways I’m finally going to write tf2 cuz I can, uhm idk what other mercs to put so I just put 3 ;-; I might make a pt 2 with the rest depending on how this does soooo

Spy

He catches on so quickly

He doesn’t do anything about it of course, cmon it’s spy

He’s an observer, so spy is just waiting for you to do something

You getting shy around him is just so amusing to him, he can’t help but let your little situation continue

“ahem, Hey spy! Ggreat-good-youspy-you did good on the battlefield today 🙂”

Oh my god someone kill you please

“..uh huh”

UGHH, the pain you felt after that

You screamed in your pillow for hours

His amusement later turned into toying with you, he got kinda bored from you just asking him lame questions and trying to start conversations

He’d offer you his cigarette after a stressful day of fighting, if you accept you’d be a coughing mess because of how nervous you were around him

‘omg does this mean he likes me? No spy doesn’t like anyone,, is it a blue spy? Why is he acting so weird?? Is he about to ask me for something?’

You’d just be taking the cancer stick while staring at the floor, thoughts flooding your mind.

Meanwhile spy was simply eyeing you, watching as you became a silent nervous wreck

After that interaction he’d notice you making it more obvious that you liked him.

Whenever he gave his little speeches you’d stare at him with puppy eyes, not hearing a single word he said

He knew that he could get you to do anything for him at that moment

Sometimes it’d get you in or out of trouble

Once he called you over to him just for you to get shot by a sniper so that he could use you as a distraction

You weren’t mad cuz you were deep in it at that point

Oh boy were you all over that man, you just kept having this mentality that you’d eventually have him at the end of the day

like whenever he’s pissed at the mercs after another failed mission he avoids you for the most part

It’s better than having him pissed at you, otherwise you’d feel like you really fucked up

If anything your relationship would become more sensual, I see him finding the whole ‘puppy love’ thing more cute than turning it into a whole relationship

He’d randomly have whole make out sessions to fuck with you, sometimes even bringing his butterfly knife into the mix

He’d call you his ‘Jolie’ and ‘beau’, names that none of the other mercs would find sus because god forbid some of them can’t even read

He was your poison, and you were his plaything

Scout

Stop

He has a puppy crush on you too ☹️

We’ve all seen the expiration date short, he has no idea how to deal with it

And lord knows he’s going to spy, again

Imagine how he interacted with Ms Pauling on the little computer thing except you’re acting like that too

yeah, a mess

“Wassup”

“Hi!!”

“Oh no you first-“

“What? No you went up to me so pshh“

“Nono it’s okay I went to bother you-“

“Pfft didn’t bother me what! It’s fine you go first”

Jesus.

Sometimes you’d do that thing where you stare at him, then he glances at you making you two immediately look away from each other in embarrassment

Pls don’t let him know you have a crush on him, it’ll raise his ego like no other

Spy would straight up let him know, I mean it was pretty obvious

“oh… oh”

Oh no!! He’s going to do cringey shit now :((

During a ‘meeting’, his adidas met your shoes

When you looked over at him he was just snickering at you like some school boy, biting his lip

Holy fuck were you flustered, he thought he had you wrapped around his finger but if anything he was wrapped around yours just as much as you were

You flashed your lashes at him, wrapping your ankle around his, making the situation a mutual thing

He’d try to impress you so much on the battlefield

Whenever he saw a fight you were clearly winning, he’d still run in to “save” you

“Yup, I just did that.”

Was it corny? Sure, but you still admired him

“Fffuck scout, you’re so cool..”

Even when you guys aren’t fighting he’d still try to impress you

“Hey y/n!! This one’s for you!!”

He’d throw a blu spy’s head in the air (that he totally ‘borrowed’ from medic) and completely miss with his bat

He reached your limit at that point, everything about that moment was just so him

“HOLY FUCK THAT WAS DOGSHIT!! I NEED YOU INSIDE OF ME RIGHT NOW”

You screamed with heart eyes, the whole base probably heard you

“OH OKAY?? BET”

You guys slobbered all over each other’s faces as you made your way to his bedroom

Spy didn’t know if he should feel proud or disappointed, either way he was sorta happy scout found love here

Medic

This man could breath around you and you’d be impressed

You idolize him sm

You really shouldn’t, but you do!!

You’d watch him while he does his surgery’s, he’d call you his ‘assistant’ since you (obv) assist him

But sometimes you daydream into him too much, and when he asks for assistance..

“Towel forceps..”

“👁️👁️”

“….towel forceps?”

“You’re so smart..”

“vat??”

You simply kept admiring him, he just looked back at his hands that were digging into his patients insides, then back at you in utter confusion

When you tell scout about your little crush he gets excited about it until you tell him who it is

“Toots, tell me who it is.”

“Medic 💕”

“😐”

LMAO he hates you so much for that

If medic pockets you you’d get so flustered

Like “oh 🤭 little ol’ me?😚😚”

It gives you so much motivation when he Ubers you, if you fail then your done for!! You don’t want to embarrass yourself in front of him!! :(

Once he feels the same way about you he makes it obvious in.. his way??

“Maus!! I’ve gotten you a gift ☺️”

“gasp omg what’d you get me??”

“a bird heart specimen”

“wow..!”

I mean it’s a gift?

He’d be the one to confess first because Yk medic, he’s not one to shy away from his feelings

He’d confess by putting a small present on your bed, once you opened it you found a yellow rose with red tips, and a letter written in cursive (done by spy)

“It hurts me everyday, to see you. So elegant, so sweet, I yearn to be with you, to hear every heart beat.

I pray that I’ll never live the pain, that I’ll stay in solitary, alone in my grave.

So while our blood flows, and while our hearts beat. Just know our lives are short, will you spend yours with me?”

You squealed so much, screaming into your mattress and kicking your feet

Once you saw him again, you immediately went in for a kiss

How could you hold back after such a sweet letter?

[thatdeadaquarius]

This is riding off the language stuff in sagau but I just cant get it out of my head a reader who uses tumblr slang every once in a while. like they meet the Traveller and they're like "Omg I'm so cheesed to meet you!!" And the Traveller is just like "???" meanwhile Paimon integrates that into her vocabulary. And then maybe at some point, if the reader has a vision they're like "MAIMING AND BITING YOU" "THAT'S IT! I'M SENDING YOU TO EEBY DEEBY!" while their poor teammates are so confused. Just imagine going over to ppl like Razor, Klee, Chongyun and going "Awwww my lil scrunglos"

Just a very chaotic reader in general lmao

HEY WASSUP ANON

MY BRO THIS IS SO OLD BY NOW IM SO SORRY LMAO- SO ANYWAY HELLO!!! A DESSERT FOR UR PATIENCE 🍨🍧🛐

FOR WAITING SO LONG HERE IS SUM ASS WRITINF MY FRIEND HOPE U GET SMTH OUTTA IT

Bro imma be honest i missed out on some slang on tumblr bc i was off of it for awhile before i refreshed this old blog 

So my reaction to these slang words (except for scrunglies/scrunglos ik that one) is just as confused but also its rlly funny that im in the same situation as them LMAO 😭

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I would think honestly, even if ur doin it on purpose, 

I feel like some slang or refs r too ingrained into my soul to not make

So i would just accidentally use slang/memes, esp around funny ppl like Kaeya or Beidou, and then just give up eventually 💀

♤

So i stg everytime Xiao shows up in a event or smth it surprises me everytime lol

With his teleporting ability i would guess that if ur just chillin around Liyue anytime, Xiao just… shows up lol

Tea with Zhongli? Oh jesus Xiao’s here now.

Watching Xinyan and Yunjin play? Hes on the roof.

Picking ingredients with Xiangling to help her cook yall some amazing food?

Hes in the tree u were just picking Sunsettias in-

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So ur in Mondstadt, and ur like,

“oh well no Xiao here, huh kinda feels weird now”

eventually ur dumbass trips over nothing and goes tumbling down a hill, u know, as u do

Ur at the bottom like, 💀 

And its kinda hot and ur tired, and r selfaware of ur own goofiness so u just-

“I can see the end of the horizon, is this an internal dialouge-”

Xiao comes around the hill ur splayed at the bottom of.

UR STARTLED BC WTF MONDSTADT?? XIAO??? SO U JUST

“HATSUNE MIKU-”

CRYING-

AND XIAOS LIKE-

“??? No. It’s me. Xiao. The Yaksha Adeptus, my liege?”

HAHFLAHHAHA

AND HE KEEPS ASKING U WHO HATSUNE MIKU IS THE WHOLE WAY BACK TO THE CITY AS HE ESCORTS U LFMAO

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U see those scary ruin machines the ones with the fucking legs in Sumeru,

Cyno is ur bodyguard for the day, 

And at first he doesn’t see it, like its behind him, but it just like came around a corner, so it hasnt locked in on yall yet

(i headcanon that even if u r the Creator, these are machines, and dont have the sentience to even be self-aware let alone process wtf u are, ig if Khaeynriah made hella AI that is aware maybe it could fathom u)

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And u try to warn him but not scare him, so

“CYNO.

CYNO, THE HORSE IS HERE-”

Cue Cyno like

“A horse??? In the desert, Greatest Lord what the fu-”

Almost gets stomped on 😭 rip.

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U see Scara for the first time and u befriend him

Ur the only god besides Nahida he’s ok with aw

and one day he’s bodyguarding u around Sumeru 

He gets a little too into it and goes ham on several ruin machines

Like full on elmo burning anarchy meme, he's literally cackling floating above the pile of flaming metal-

And ur just clapping like: “that’s my skrunkly :) <3"

He literally interrupts his own cackle, its the most expressive youve ever seen him 

😶 😑 😶 ?????¿¿¿??¡¡?!!

HE WILL NOT STOP HARASSING U ABOUT WHAT IT MEANT LMAO

U usually define the words/memes as best u can but u specifically just call him that and never explain LOL

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🎵 HI. ITS ME. IM THE PROBLEM ITS ME. 🎵

SO SORRY ANON MY BEAUTY- I HOPE U CAN FORGIVE ME FOR TAKING SO LONG 🙏

I dont even mean just replying with a real thing^

I probably couldve posted ur ask w/o even adding onto it tbh

I dont think its anywhere near as chaotic as what u described but ya boy isnt the good at writing 😔

so i just focused on the memes 🤲

Have a good week anon :O !!

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Cheers,

🌒🌧🌊 💀Aquarius ♒️🌌🌘

♡the beloveds♡

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist

[justcallmesakira]

Bsd men with a childish s/o pt. 3!

Sypnosis: How the people who are somewhat sane deal with you and your goofy goobers

Warnings: eyebrow less, wereballs, mentions of gaslight ING, mentions of turning into a gacha life demon form 2019,stealing glittery not pads, omori building reference, etc.

Genre: lowkey fluff, crack

A/N: bro this series is blowing up for real- Anyways heres part 2 andddd part 1!

Atsushi-

No guys hes not like you-😭

Sometimes he wonders if you were better suited with dazai then him (it's giving a certain emo Victorian kid kinnie)

But hey hey! Don't worry he will try to calm you down because he DOES NOT WANT YOU to follow dazai's steps! 😋😋

Dw atsushi! Reader is perfectly sane!!

He once came back to the agency from a mission only to see you see you eyebrow less

"Y/N! I am ba-AAAAAAAAAH-" "What, jinko, finally grew some wereballs"

HGYHFYG WERE BALLS-

Turns out you were cosplaying akutagawa and the eyebrowless thing was just a prank <3

Jizz man, give my pookie tiger

He's more scared of you then akutagawa 😨😨😨

You sometimes feel silly so you gave him cat food for lunch beacuse dazai convinced you with some skittles (he probably stole them from ranpo)

"umm, y/N.. WHY are you giving me cat food?" "because I felt silly lol"

I BET HE WOULD EAT IT BECAUSE HE DOES NOT WANT TO WASTE FOOD-

Kyouka had to stop him-

I am pretty sure you two speak in kaomojis like--

But he enjoys your presence, it's nice to know that at least your happy,Perhaps he can protect you and your happiness if he tries....

Sometimes he wonders how you have so much energy to break into his home with hello kitty pins just to wake him up

And go to an amusement park..

There goes atsuhis wallet! 😄💸

I think atsushi genuinely likes your antics.. Sometimes

But he would definitely keeps you away from dazai so you two don't pour Elmer's glue into kunikidas hair :3

Gin-

Uh oh... Gin can you really handle reader-

OF COURSE YOU Can!! You can do anything hahaha... (please help I am being hold at gunshot by rea-)

Since she's really shy and all you speak for her though you jumble the words sometimes

"she asked for no pickles ya dumb yard😡🤬😈👿" *turns into a gacha life 2019 demon*

Although she can't keep up with your energy you always understand what she says in a notepad

You even stole bought her a glittered kuromi notepad for you twos personal talking!

Sometimes she sees silly doodles on the corners of the pages

Gin thinks its honestly cute

However if akutagawa founds out about your silly antics around his sister he's gonna give you a death stare

Gin haded to reasure him countless times that you won't eat her whole

I would😋😋😋

After she calmed her brother you always greeted him with "yo bro wassup >:3"

Bad idea😨

It's true your the person talking for her and all but she's gonna go full assassin mode if someone even tries to hurt you

THAT'S MY Girl!!!!! 😍🤩🥰😝 *verlaine bcs he canonically trained gin I think

Anyways you and her share a cute Lil dynamic

Sigma-

T-that gif if him before finding out you were trying to eat the casino coins

"Y/N YOU CAN NOT EAT CASINO COINS" "why :(" "It's NOT FOR EATING" "why :(" "Well you ca-" ":c" "Why the sad face...wait did I shout too loud oh my god y/N I am so sorry.. You know what fine I will take you to the casinos play ground today" ":3"

Sigma.. That face is the face of someone who always gets what they want-😦

Also he sometimes questions how and why you speak in emojis like ":3" or ":("

Teach me your ways bestay😏

But please he's so insecure don't do that to my pookie😭🙏

He sometimes question if he has met your type before.. *flashbacks of Nikolai and dazai*

He's gonna go OUT of his way to keep you away from Nikolai bro

Sigma does not want to have a Nikolai dupe as his s/o

But still he might get a bit protective like "y/N be safe" "y/N don't go there" "y/N make sure to wear kneecaps before skating in the hallways of the casi- WAIT"

"don't worry I will be fine!" famous last words

*inserts omori reference here*

He's so tired bro but anything to keep you happy...

You somehow sometimes save him from Nikolai prank

But even so he tries protecting you...afterall no one wants to lose their only home.......

A/N: hope you enjoyed it! Sigmas one was my favorite :33 anyways I think I will do hunting dogs ver. If you guys want!

Divider creds: @junkyukim on pinterest

[galactic-ambitions-jester]

Congratulatory Mayhem

Toxic Chaintober 2024 Day 30-31: Mayhem, Gratitude (Free Day)

(The stream starts, you can see Marx grinning ear to ear)

Wassup @/kirbyoctournament! The finals just concluded and now we’re celebrating the final four! Valfrey, Starstruck, Noir, and Rope MF! And I’m live at the party! - Marx

(Camera shows the party, which has groups of people talking and partying about, including Dokutaro, Valfrey, Rope MF and Okidogi who were listening to the rope facts that Rope MF was saying. Camera moves closer to this group)

This rope is…. That is… (rope rambling can be heard) - Rope MF

(Valfrey, Dokutaro and Okidogi can be seen taking notes as in the background, Uther is terrified. Marx moves on to the next group… Noir and Kieran)

So yer willin’ ta do anythin’ fer yer sister? Dang you got lucky you have a sister that doesn’t lie to you. - Kieran

… will it even matter if I’m the one who lied to keep her safe? I bet your sister lied to keep you safe, you seem impulsive to me anyway. - Noir

SHUT IT! SHE’S THE ONE WHO DECIDED TO LIE TA ME! And Juliana just went along with it! They never planned ta tell me about the ogre! They saw her and didn’t even think ta tell me! - Kieran

… and you made a deal with the devil. Trust me, it never goes well. - Noir

Shut it! At least Dokutaro didn’t lie ta me! He didn’t right? - Kieran

(Noir doesn’t respond, he can’t think of anything to say to Kieran, and Marx decides to talk)

Yeah, I don’t think so. Try to think about what Noir said here, buddy. - Marx

(Uther finally moves toward Noir and Kieran but immediately pales when he sees Marx)

………****, it’s him! On second thought, byyyyyye! - Uther

… - Noir, Kieran and Marx

Well, uh um, moving on, bye you two… - Marx

(Marx moves again but this time heads towards Lady Celestine, Sir Arthur and Fecto Flora)

Haha hoot! The one time we defiled GSA property was fun, hoot! Are you feeling okay, Flora dear?- Lady Celestine

And it disturbed Sir Uther so much that he outright left! - Sir Arthur

Yes it did, hi guys! - Marx

Oh well hello there! Did you come to talk? - Lady Celestine

O-oh hey there… - Fecto Flora

Enjoying the party so far? - Marx

Yep! - Fecto Flora

Good to know! It’s for everyone anyway! - Marx

That’s true!~~ - ???

Huh? - Marx

(Camera then moves to reveal the speaker which was Fezandipiti, who was with Cosmo)

Yippipiti! Tis I! - Fezandipiti

Oh more company right Celty? - Sir Arthur

(Camera moves to see Celestine, who was talking to Munkidori)

I see, I see. Care for a cup of tea? - Lady Celestine

I don’t see why not. - Munkidori

Maybe I should excuse myself right now, bye! - Marx

(Static, then boots up again. This time showing Valfrey and Okidogi trying to tie Uther up with a rope, or chain in Okidogi’s case. Offscreen these comments can be heard: )

My rope should be used correctly! - Rope MF

Tie him up! Tie him up! - Marx

Go Oki! Show us why you’re the muscle of our group! - Dokutaro

Tie the lemon limed loser up! - Lady Celestine

(Camera still shows Valfrey and Okidogi, but this time they’re working together to capture Uther who somehow hasn’t run out of breath)

To the right! - Okidogi

And from the left! - Valfrey

And crisscross! - Okidogi & Valfrey

(It now shows Uther who was trapped in ropes and toxic chains, courtesy of Dokutaro and Rope MF)

Thank you, thank you! One and all! For supporting anti-Uther! Now does anyone have any ideas on what to do now that we caught him? - Marx

How about we make him… mochi dance? - Dokutaro

(Offscreen, Starstruck can be heard hosting a karaoke session)

Wanya! Let’s add some karaoke to this party! - Starstruck Dee

US! We want to karaoke! - Marx

(Static, then boots up again to reveal the gang belting out lyrics while Uther is dancing the chicken dance and and can only say mochi)

Don’t know where, don’t know when~ 🎵🎶 - Marx

But I know we’ll meet again, on some sunny day~ - Dokutaro

So why don’t we rewrite the stars~~ - Sir Arthur

Say that you’re made to be mine~~ - Lady Celestine

It’s no big deal, yeah no big deal! I feel at home in a place that shouldn’t be real - Valfrey

Wanya! It’s no big deal! - Starstruck Dee

I’m a heartstomper! - Fezandipiti

Stompin’ on hearts if you wanna get away - Munkidori

You’re gonna need a head start! - Okidogi

Mochi, Mochi! - Uther

(Static, then everyone can be seen on the camera)

Byyyyeee!! - everyone

Songs featured:

Sung by Valfrey and Starstruck: “No Big Deal” from “Amphibia”

Sung by Marx and Dokutaro: “We’ll Meet Again” from “Gravity Falls”

Sung by Celestine and Arthur: “Rewrite the Stars” from “The Greatest Showman”

Sung by the Loyal 3: “Heartstomper” from “Amphibia”

Ocs and AUs featured

@metagalacafe - Fecto Flora

@kirbybecomesastarwarrior - Lady Celestine & AU interp of Sir Arthur

@starflungwaddledee - Starstruck Dee

@desultory-novice - Noir Fontaine

@gethoce - Valfrey

@quanblovk - Sir Uther (loser)

@mint-termsandconditions - Rope MF

@tealmaskmybeloved - TC! Kieran & prompts

//The reason why the “Free Day” prompt is “Gratitude” is because this one shot is a thank you gift to everyone. For the first Kirby OC Tournament that I spectated, it was so much fun and enjoyable to interact with everyone! So thank you everyone and keep up the good work!

[panandinpain0]

yooOOO wassup itsame mango- could I req a ron x hermione’s slightly younger ravenclaw brother fic? I just wanna know what you’d think of it 🧍‍♂️ cool ok bye 🏃‍♂️💨

Under the Willow Tree

Oh my god yes- I've been wanting to write more Harry Potter fics so this is wonderful.

Did you have an idea of any plot you want me to follow or something like that?

I'll give you a little snippet here and maybe more later- we love you mango <3

(please let me know if you want more of this because I will gladly oblige)

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Requested by: @mailmango

Ron Weasley x Male!Ravenclaw!Granger!Reader

(I'm so excited to write for Ron-)

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There was this willow tree in the courtyard- not the Womping Willow, the violent tree that protected not only a shabby house but also secrets. This willow was planted by Professor Sprout and some of her Muggleborn and Half-Blood friends when she was a student at Hogwarts. She had always loved learning about Muggle plants and helped them plant it, and now it was huge and glorious.

This was (Y/N)'s favorite tree.

So there he sat, books splayed out about him, a quill and paper in his hand. He'd decided to take Ancient Runes this year, his sister Hermione greatly influencing this decision. She had thought it would challenge him in just the way he needed, and she was right.

It was extremely difficult, to say the least.

Brows creased and eyes focused on the parchment he had placed on a book for a smooth surface, (Y/N) tapped his lip with the end of his quill- completely oblivious to the group approaching him.

"Hey (Y/N), heads up!" Hermione shouted, tossing an apple at the distracted boy as she got closer.

Caught off guard, (Y/N) gasped and looked up, only to be hit in the face with an apple.

Hermione and Ron cringed while Harry laughed, the trio sitting around the books on the grass.

"Ow," (Y/N) somewhat joked, picking up the apple and taking a bite.

"Sorry," Hermione chuckled, picking up a book and skimming a paragraph. "Ancient Runes?"

"Yup," (Y/N) responded, popping the 'p'. "Why'd I let you convince me to take this class?"

"Because you'd breeze through all the other electives and you know it," Hermione answered with a smug look on her face, snatching (Y/N)'s parchment to look it over.

"Hey- I was working on that!"

"Ahh, just let her. You need a break anyways," Harry replied, playing with his wand as he observed the students around the courtyard.

"I did this last year, maybe I can help," Hermione added, snatching the quill from his hand and making adjustments.

(Y/N) huffed a dramatic breath before turning to Ron, who'd been silent.

"Hello Ron, how's your day been?" he smiled up at him, seeing as he was still standing.

Ron realized the awkward position and sat down against the tree with (Y/N).

"It's been alright, yours?"

(Y/N) shrugged, "It could be going worse. This Runes paper is the worst part about it so far."

Suddenly Harry perked up, gaze trained on something across the courtyard.

"I'll see you guys later!" He suddenly jumped up and ran off, tucking his wand into the pocket of his billowing cloak.

"Harry? Wait!" Hermione shouted, dropping the parchment and quill and following after him. She continued to shout things but (Y/N) and Ron could no longer make them out.

Shaking his head in amusement (Y/N) picked up the things Hermione had dropped before looking at Ron.

"You aren't going to follow them?"

"Nah, they've been running this way and that all day. I'd rather just stay here." Ron laughed at the end of his response, turning to look into (Y/N)'s eyes.

"What's going on with them, do you think?" (Y/N) questioned, pretending not to notice the limited space between Ron and himself as he returned Ron's stare.

"When is something not going on with them?" Ron bantered back, just now noticing how small the space between them had become. He cleared his throat and turned away, not seeing (Y/N)'s disappointed stare.

Picking up a nearby book Ron tried to make small talk.

"So, Runes, eh? I'm so glad I never took that class..." he trailed off with a nervous chuckle.

"Are we seriously not going to talk about it?" (Y/N) asked sternly, a serious look on his face.

Ron gulped and tried to ignore the heat in his face, avoiding eye contact with (Y/N).

"Talk about what?" he weakly mumbled back.

"The kiss, Ron. Are we seriously not going to talk about how we kissed and we still haven't done anything about it?" he desperately asked, beginning to look a bit sad.

"Well, what do you want to do about it?" Ron asked gently, fearing the rejection he was still so positive was coming- no matter how much (Y/N) seemed to want the same thing as him.

(Y/N) took in a deep breath, looking thoughtful. Then he cleared his throat and turned to Ron with a newfound determination.

"Do you want to go to Hogsmeade with me? As my date?" He felt like he had to be specific for Ron to get it.

Ron looked shocked, and felt bad that he hadn't been the one to ask.

"Really?"

"Yes, really. Unless you don't want to, which in that case- pretend I never said anything-"

"No- I want to!"

They shared a smile with warm cheeks and racing hearts.

"Does this mean you're my boyfriend?" Ron asked nervously as he looked at the grass, like he was a second year all over again, even though it's been four years since he actually was one.

"I'd love to be, but if you're still unsure we can just see how Hogsmeade goes..." (Y/N) hesitantly replied, tenderly slipping his fingers between Ron's on the grass.

Ron flipped his and over to hold (Y/N)'s hand properly and met his gaze, "I'd like that."

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So like I said, just a snippet, but please let me know if you want more!

Hope you enjoyed mango <3

-Author Max <3

[kevinzhechair]

HEY BITCH ITS ME WASSUP- also uhm i quit deviantart sooooo yeah :3 hru lol

OMG HELLO!!!

Tumblr is better anyways XD. I'm good ^^

[im-yn-suckers]

cupids arrows; karma kicked her in the butt

pairing- not exactly enemies to lovers but along those lines. idol niki x idol fem reader park y/n (jays baby sister) (debuts in gg)

warnings- fake friends, idk how kpop auditions work so bear with me, light swearing, lmk what else

wow, proofread this time

synopsis- flashback as jay's younger sister in school, you and your friend decided to audition for hybe at the age of 14. when you pass and she doesn't, you get selected to join a survival show. when your and the one member younger than you debut and you don't, you are announced as the 8th member of enhypen. how does getting cheated on benefit the fact that you and niki aren't very fond of each other?

chapter one; karma kicked her in the butt

masterlist -> next

"we should audition!!" you screamed as you showed your friend, I-jun, your phone screen. displaying the announcement from hybe saying they're looking for people to audition for their new girl group.

''sure. why not? after school on monday we'll go" she said from her spot on your bed. she was sleeping over and it was a friday night. enhypen just debuted and everyone at school called you 'not-so-famous park kid'. how motivating.

you texted your boyfriend telling him all about it. he was the best boyfriend ever.

~

monday after school, you and I-jun walk over to the hybe building and wait in line. there was a crowd of about 40 when you two got there. the line got to about 100 people by the time it was I-jun's turn.

"Hello! my name is Hwang I-jun. i am 14 years old and hope to be able to work with you in the future." she introduced herself to the judges and began to sand a song in english, korean and danced. her vocals were good, they were stable but her dancing was something she could work on. she wasn't bad, but her vocals were very shaky when dancing.

"next!"

"hello, I am park y/n. i am 14 years old and i hope to become and idol just like my older brother." your vocals were like honey and your rap was so good. you had precision in your dance and nothing was wrong.

the other people lined up did their auditions and the judges went to the waiting room. they announced who passed the first audition.

"Ae-sol, Kim. Jin-sol Park, Y/n Park, Sook Lim, and, Eun Jung! Please fill out this form and give we will update you on when the next audition is within the next week or so. otherwise, you may go home! thank you!" you stood with your mouth open in shock and you felt I-jun's eyes on you.

"good job y/n. you did good, i should have practiced like you told me too. i guess i was just being a shit-head" she said, almost forcing herself to.

on the walk home, you were still in disbelief. you enjoyed the evening breeze and walked I-jun home. she was never that rude.

''don't you think one famous kid is enough? like why two? to brag? i mean, he's not that famous. he'll probably flop and end up disbanding" she was obviously jealous that you passed and she didn't. it was uncalled for and unnecessary for her to say that about jay

"i don't know but anyway, see you tomorrow at school. study for bio!" you dropped her off at her house and facetimed jay on the way home. he made you feel safe. despite his tight schedule, he always responded to your texts and calls. he was the best big brother and you wouldn't trade him for the world

"hey kiddo! how are you?" his voice was comforting and warm

"hey, im ok. how about you? how's life being famous and all?''

"its alright. have you done anything today? you don't usually call out of random like this"

"yeah, i wanted to tell you that me and I-jun auditioned for the new girl group audition at hybe. i passed the first audition, she didn't and she sounded really mad"

"now way! congrats! kind sucks that I-jun didn't. if shes being mean to you, tell me because i'll beat up anybody who hurts you. heh"

"Y/N!!!! wassup!! you passed the first audition? thats awesome!" jake was shouting in the background while all the members gathered around to talk to you.

"niki, are you going to say hi or something?" sunoo asked in his motherly tone, almost a whisper

"nah, tell her im sleeping" he rolled his eyes and walked upstairs.

"well, i gotta go jay. I'm home and i don't want you to hear mom and dad's 'happy' shouts"

"ok, bye kiddo! text me before and after the next audition! eat and drink water before i sneak out of here and force feed you"

"ok, bye jay! love you!"

"love you too kiddo" you hung up and walked inside.

"sweetheart! how'd it go? oh, i mean. welcome home honey."

"hi mom. i passed the first audition but I-jun didn't."

"oh. honey. i'm sorry. it'll be okay"

"don't be sorry, she said rude things about jay. karma kicked her in the butt" maybe she deserved it. you went up to your room and went to sleep. you had a bio exam tomorrow after all.

tuesday morning arrives and your phone is blowing up. tons of classmates congratulating you and a handful being rude.

after the bio exam, you had lunch. to avoid any interactions, you went to study hall. finally, peace and quiet. you checked your email and saw that hybe had sent an email confirming the next audition.

you texted jay, knowing there was a possibility he was busy. after school, you felt the buzz you were waiting for, in your backpack

jay big bro <3: hey kiddo! sorry i responded so late, i had dance practice. im so proud of you! you'll definitely pass. love you kiddo!

your shoulders dropped with relief when you saw jays contact on the screen of your phone.

~

the day of the audition came and you texted jay before you entered the building.

y/n: hey jay! i know you're probably busy being famous and all but i'm about to go in for the second audition. wish me luck! love you!

jay big bro<3: hey kiddo! good luck! i love you too! im so proud of you!

his reassurance was all you needed to push you into the doors of the audition.

after about two hours of evaluations, singing, rapping, and dancing, they announced who would go on the survival show.

"The participant who will be competing in "My High School Dream' is, Y/n Park!!! congratulations y/n." you were in shock and you couldn't believe it.

your first instinct was to text jay about it.

y/n: i did it!!! i made it! im going to be on 'My High School Dream'!!!!

jay big bro <3: hold up

he facetimed you and started shouting random things.

"guys! come here! y/n passed!"

the guys *unnecessary* shouts were all you heard. luckily you were at the park, sitting on the swings.

"congrats y/n -_-" of course. niki wasn't happy for you.

"thanks niki." all you heard was a sarcastic 'uh-huh' before jay came back after all the guys congratulating you

"i told you you'd make it! congrats kiddo. i love you so much. did anyone else make it?"

"thanks, i love you too. no, it was just me but they told me there would be 12 other girls competing to make one group."

"it'll be ok, kiddo. where are you?"

"im at the park. i was going to head over to Hyu- a friends house after you hung up"

"oh? who's that?"

"just a friend, uh. yeh"

"ooookaaaay. be safe. love you kiddo"

"love you too jay. i will"

your shoulders went up after accidentally telling jay about your boyfriend. he was the only one who didn't know about Hyun.

little did you know, jay texted your parents and told them to buy a cake quickly. he also mentioned Hyun. they told him who he was but that didn't matter.

when you got to Hyun's house, you greeted his parents and told him the news. he was so happy for you and after about half an hour. you walked home excitedly, unknown of what was waiting at home.

"SURPRISE!!!!! WE'RE SO PROUD OF YOU! WE LOVE YOU!" they were waiting at the door of your house with a cake and banner in their hands.

"thanks mom and dad. i love you too"

you ate cake and celebrated. you received an email telling you where/when to go. school wasn't the easiest, but you made it for the week you had left before leaving.

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[ameftowriter]

All right, this fic is inspired by this wonderful art by @chipsncookies , she makes quite amazing art in general btw.

But yeah, I wanted to write this cause I thought it would be a silly idea to just have interaction between the two Larrys from two separate games and just added it as I go.

There's no spoilers here unless you count Phoenix, Edgeworth, and Larry hanging out post game 3 at the least. Though I had in my head them post game 6 so whichever you like I guess xD

And yeah just assume they're in the pokemon universe and know already everything about the mechanics and such

Anyway here's the fic and I'll add the Ao3 Link later:

Title: First Larry Second Larry

"You two are gonna love this restaurant!" Larry Butz repeated to the two of his friends as he opened the door, "The food here in the Treasure Eatery is phenomenal!"

"I'm more surprised you know what the word phenomenal meant, Butz…" Edgeworth commented as he side eyed Larry.

"Hey! I know some big words!" Larry defended himself, "I did graduate from middle school you know!"

"I guess if Larry says this is a good place to eat, then it's worth a try…" Phoenix immediately changed the topic as the three entered the restaurant.

"But don't expect me to pay for both of you.." Edgeworth sighed as he followed suit.

Larry had already gone far from his friends and was waving at them to sit next to them at the open bar at the corner of the restaurant. "C'mon already! I got seats here for you!"

"I have to admit, even for you, you're too excited for a simple restaurant." Phoenix commented.

"Oh you'll see why!" Larry teased as he called for the chef. “Soba Noodle Soup please!”

“Coming right up Second Larry!” The chef happily took his order as he turned to the other two lawyers next to him, “And what about you two gentlemen?”

“Second Larry?" Phoenix questioned how the chef referred to his friend, "But I guess…. I'll take the sandwich special."

"Bitter Melon Stir-fry for me please." Edgeworth had given his order. "Then I suppose this First Larry is a much better person you Hmm?"

"Shut up Edgey!” Larry stuck his tongue out, “It’s just the First Larry is kinda a big deal in this restaurant. So he deserves it."

"Oh? How come?" Phoenix asked him.

"You'll see…” Larry chuckled to himself.

Just then, next to Larry sat an unassuming business man. He placed down his briefcase next to his seat, let out a tired sigh, and turned to notice the ones sitting next to him.

"Oh… hello there Larry." He greeted the man who sat  next to him. "You're here early."

"Wassup First Larry, my man!" Larry Butz patted him on the back, while the other barely flinched from it "On your lunch break?"

"Yes…" Businessman Larry replied as he turned to the chef, "I'll have a plate of grilled rice balls."

"Sure thing First Larry!" The chef happily took the order and went back to the kitchen to make it.

"So this is the First Larry you speak of." Edgeworth turned to look at the man his friend is referring to. To him, he looked like your plain, old, run-of-the-mill businessman.

"That's right! First Larry here has been a regular ever since he started working in Medali." Butz started.

"All that hype for a regular customer?" Phoenix couldn't help but wonder, especially at how plain looking the man was to him.

"Here's all your orders gentlemen!" The chef popped in and gave them their food.

"Thank you for the food!" Butz grabbed his bowl and began digging in.

"Thank you…" Phoenix accepted his plate, "You were saying… "Second Larry"?" 

"Oh yeah…" Butz slurped his noodles, then spoke again, "He's the guy who recommended the best food in this restaurant!"

"Everything's good here…" Businessman Larry said as he grabbed his plate of grilled rice balls, "Larry here just wanted something cheap so I brought up this ramen…"

"So you were just being cheap Butz, not a surprise." Edgeworth stifled a laugh.

"Are these two your lawyer friends, Larry?" Businessman Larry asked him, "Huh, didn't think they were real."

"I suppose it'd be hard to believe if it was just coming from him huh?" Phoenix laughed at the wording.

"Why are you three ganging up on me! Some friends you all are!" Butz pointed an accusing finger at every one of them.

Businessman Larry sighed, Edgeworth shrugged with a smirk, while Phoenix just continued laughing at the situation.

Just then….

"Medium-serving, grilled rice balls, Fire Blast-style, with fresh lemon on the side!" A shout from a server at the front entrance rang out.

"Gotcha! Medium rice balls, extra crispy, with lemon!" The chef cried out at the same volume and quickly pressed the button at the edge of her counter.

“What’s going on?!” Phoenix nearly dropped his sandwich as there was a sudden rumbling shook the whole restaurant. 

“The whole middle seating area has disappeared!” Edgeworth was shocked to see what had just occurred right before their eyes. “It revealed a hidden battle court!”

“Congratulations! You've passed the Gym Test!” The server cheered for the young student in front of him, “You now have the right to challenge the Gym Leader!” 

“Gym Test?” Phoenix exclaimed, “This restaurant doubles as a Gym building?”

“Just–” Butz wanted to answer but he got cut off.

“Just the battle court is here…” Businessman Larry replied as he swallowed his first rice ball. “This is still a restaurant through and through…”

“That is understandable…” Edgeworth had calmed himself down, “But then that would mean one of the restaurant’s staff is the gym leader. Perhaps the Chef?”

“Oh dear no, sweetie!” The chef spoke up as she shook her head, “Not dear old me! I ain’t even a trainer. The real Gym Leader is…”

“LARRY!! YOU’RE UP!!” The server shouted again to grab the Gym Leader’s attention. 

“Ah! Speak of the devil…” 

“And I just started lunch too…” Businessman Larry sighed once more as he turned from his seat, grabbed his briefcase, stood up, and walked towards the student challenger. “Hello…”

“See…” Butz then smirked as he elbowed Phoenix, “Told ya there was something exciting here!”

“It is not every day that you get to see a restaurant turn into a Gym Court.” Edgeworth agreed much to his own annoyance.

“Or an unassuming businessman to be its Gym Leader.” Phoenix pushed his friend’s elbow off of him. 

“I know, right?” Butz continued as the Gym Leader Larry had already walked into the court. “And he’s no pushover either. He’s a really good trainer!” 

“Thank you for doing business with us today. I, Larry, will be at your service.” Gym Leader Larry then straightened his tie and pulled out his pokeball hidden underneath his suit jacket.

With a toss, he sent out his Komala to the field.

“I assume he uses Normal type for this gym then?” Edgeworth asked Butz.

“Yeah! It suits him, doesn't it?”

“It suits him too well if you ask me…" Phoenix let out a chuckle, "He looks so… well… normal."

Komala was soon taken down by the challenger's Flamigo's Low Kick.

Larry could only give a hum of approval as he returned Komala back to its ball and brought out his second Pokemon. "Go, Dudunsparce."

Meanwhile the challenger kept their Flamigo in hopes to sweep Dudunsparce as well.

“Dudunsparce, Hyper Drill.” Gym Leader Larry commanded his pokemon as he maintained his usual tone.

Dudunsparce cried out as it turned around and shot itself while spinning at blinding speed towards the opposing Pokemon and defeated it in one shot.

“But as Butz has stated, he’s powerful in battles…” Edgeworth observed, “I hate to admit it, but for once the idiot had something good to show us.”

“No kidding…” Phoenix was impressed. “He just took out that Flamigo with one shot.”

“Come on out Pawmot!” The challenger cried out as they tossed the ball to bring out their Pawmot. “Quick, use Arm Thrust!” 

With a lucky five successful consecutive hits, Dudunsparce fainted. Gym Leader Larry withdrew it back to its ball. 

“I don’t think that challenger is going to win…” Butz shook his head.

“You think so?” Edgeworth was surprised, “I don't remember you having any sort of skill in battles, Butz…”

“Hey!” Butz took that offence, “I’ve seen him battle a lot, First Larry’s definitely gonna win this one!” 

“Again, I hate to admit, but you have a good point there.” Edgeworth shrugged.

“It’s more of a surprise that you two actually agree on something.” Phoenix looked at his two friends with a confused look as he mumbled to himself, “What kind of world do we live in?”

“This is still better than getting cornered by my boss.” Gym Leader Larry commented as he brought out his final Pokemon, “Go. Staraptor.”

“Ah! Look!” Butz excitedly said. “He’s finally gonna Terastallize Staraptor!”

“But isn't this Pokemon already part Normal type?” Phoenix brought up his point, “What’s the point of Terastallizing?”

“Don’t you get it, Nick!” Butz turned to his friend in an attempt to lecture him, “Since it's already a Normal type and it has a Normal Tera Type, its attack increases to x2! He’d be even way stronger than he is now!”

“I taught him that…” The chef spoke up, “Second Larry, here took an embarrassing amount of time to even understand Terastallizing after all.”

“Well I…” Butz could only muster as he sweat bullets.

“No wonder you are referred to here as “Second” Larry.” Edgeworth stifled another laugh, “You are the same as ever… Second Larry.”

Phoenix could only laugh as a response.

“Shut up, Edgey! You too Nick!” Butz shot back, “Some friends you guys are! I’m just going to ignore you two and just keep watching this battle.”

Just then, a stream of spectators came in through the restaurant and started cheering for the Gym Leader and the challenger. “Show us what you’ve got Larry! And you too, kid!”

“Well, you heard the good folks…” Gym Leader Larry said as he stretched his legs to prepare for the next move, “I suppose I can put on a bit more of a show.”

“Here it comes…”

Gym Leader Larry then pulled out his Tera Orb and it activated. A swirling wave of energy poured into the Orb as he casually adjusted his tie from the force. With his signature toss, the orb landed on top of Staraptor and it spread its energy, covered the Pokemon with crystals and broke open to reveal the body coated with said crystals, and a diamond shaped jewel on top of its head.

The challenger followed suit and Terastallized their Pawmot to a pure Electric Type. 

“Hurry Pawmot! Use Thunderbolt!” the challenger commanded immediately and the pokemon obeyed just as fast. With a burst of power from the Terastal energy, and the rub of its cheeks, the huge electric bolt erupted from it and attacked the Pokemon with full force, and paralyzed it in the process. “Yes! Great job Pawmot!”

“Oh no…” Butz said with a smile, “This kid just made a terrible mistake.”

“I think it’s time to show you that real life isn’t all just being true to yourself…” Gym Leader Larry then shook his head and stretched out his hand, “Staraptor, Use Facade.”

Staraptor cried out as it gained more power of it's own Terastal energy and swung its body around to let its opponent believe it was still paralyzed then immediately charged straight with even greater power towards the Pawmot.

The Tera crystals shattered from Pawmot and it fainted.

In a panic, the challenger threw in their last pokemon but it was to no avail and was defeated soon after.

The audience cheered for another victory for their Gym Leader, but some also gave encouraging cheers for the challenger.

“Good job, kid.” Gym Leader Larry commended the challenger, as the Tera energy dissipated from his Staraptor. “Better luck next time.”

“Th-thank you!” The flustered challenger gathered their pokeballs and rushed out of the restaurant to the nearest Pokemon center.

Eventually the crowd dispersed and Gym Leader Larry walked back to his seat, sat down once more, and continued his meal as if nothing had happened.

“Amazing battle as always, First Larry!” The chef was the first to compliment.

“You did great out there, man!” Butz patted him at the back.

“Second Larry is right.” Phoenix added, “You’re really good.”

“Impressive battle.” Edgeworth finished as he also finished his meal.

“It’s just a job.” Gym Leader Larry said as he swallowed his next rice ball, “You eventually learn how to be good at it.”

“Yeah, but you see…” Butz brought up, “That's why they call you, “The Exceptional Everyman!” You look like your typical, average, run-of-the-mill, businessman, but you’re strong in a pokemon battle! Everyone who sees it for the first time gets thrown off by you!”

"If you say so…" Gym Leader Larry shrugs. "I just do my job, enjoy my food, and head home."

“I guess when you put it that way…” Phoenix added, “It really is just a job to you, nothing glamorous about it.”

“Simplicity is the strongest.” Gym Leader Larry continued as he ate, “We don't need to have everything to be flashy and special in order for it to be powerful.”

“It would explain why the rest of Medali seem to refer to you with such a title.” Edgeworth concluded, “Simple yet exceptional.”

“I guess you're right.” Gym Leader Larry finished his meal, “Well, I gotta go, lunch break is almost over…” 

“Wait a sec!” Phoenix realized., “This is your lunch break?”

“Yes.” Gym Leader Larry replied as he stood up from his seat. “They give me a longer one to compensate for the fact I’m a Gym Leader. But I have other duties back at the office to attend to after this.”

“So you really are just an everyman, huh?” Edgeworth gave him a smirk.

“That’s what I am.” Businessman Larry replied as he turned to bow at the three, “It was nice meeting you all. Hope to see you back here, the food’s good after all."

And with that, The Exceptional Everyman Larry, turned away, paid for his meal, and left the restaurant.

“See, I told ya this was something special.” Butz jabbed his elbow at Phoenix, “Good food and good battles, with the exceptional everyman!”

“You do tend to befriend a lot of interesting people, I’d give you that Second Larry.” Phoenix rubbed the sore spot on his abdomen from the elbow.

“Indeed…” Edgeworth continued, “Then I suppose we should from now on call you Second Larry instead.” 

“Since there's definitely a better Larry than you.” Phoenix gave out a laugh.

“You guys really are the worst friends ever, you know that!” Butz, of course, felt incredibly insulted, “I should sue you both for defamation!”

“Well good luck with that, Second Larry.” Edgeworth shrugged off the childish insult, “If there is any lawyer who could even dare to face either of us, that is someone I’d like to meet.”

“Why you— OBJECTION!!"

“It would even be funnier if his name was Larry too.” Phoenix couldn't help but add to the joke, “Then you'd be Third Larry for sure.”

[the-4l73rn4t1v3]

Hey, hi, hello, wassup :)

Soooo, do you have a sona, y’know, a character which represents yourself online. If so, can I have a reference of it, I wanna draw you :D

Love your art btw, keep on doing what u do <3

Here you go

I was working on it anyway and it's really simple anyhow so I was capable of making it easily

If anyone else wants to use this go for it

Also thank you very much for liking my art I appreciate that 💖

[lemonpepperseed]

The DBD quote book but in character (pt 1)

Pov: you’re a ghostface simp in a lot of these

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Claire: [loading up dbd] guess what time it is! Oh never mind it’s a crash report.

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Wesker: shit the main menu broke my coat again

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Nea: if it’s a Michael I swear to god- [tier 2] OH MY GOD IT’S A MICHAEL

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Feng with the gametag, fuck me ghostface: DADDY! [gets stabbed by ghostface]

———

Feng: I hear a Michael.

Steven: I’m surprised he left me the hell alone

Feng: [gets grabbed] OH MY GOD IT’S TOMBSTONE!!!

Steven: what?

Feng: IT’S TOMBSTONE!!!

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Leon: I’m simply just a pretty himbo

Jake: I think you’re just an idiot

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Claudette: [falls sideways in the gate] I fucked up

Steven and feng: [already gone] wha-

———

Claire: ok we can finally ready up- ANOTHER CRASH REPORT

Nea: [joking] I’m sorry, it’s my fault, I’m the entity lol

Computer: [bluescreens]

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Nea: I’m sick these crab claws trying to fuck me in the ass

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Jill: wassup sexy~

Leon: sorry I’m dating wesker

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Claire: [on hook] I don’t think he liked it when I stopped him from tunneling nea

Knight: [face camping claire]

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Later in the match

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Nea: OH THATS NOED [leaves rando Steven to die]

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Feng after getting a selfie with ghosty: go find my body there’s a medkit

Ghostface around the corner: hello there

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Nea:GHOSTYDONTKILLMEGHOSTYDONTKILLMEGHOSTYDONTKILLME- FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK-

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Nea: ya see he has the whole pinhead TLC

feng: TLC? [visible confusion]

Nea: I said DLC

Feng: [pulls out voice memos]

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Nea: you bullied a baby onryo

Claire: sheva bullied her more! She got more points

Nea: she had no perks!

Claire: . . . Oh hey I got my challenge!

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Ghostface: oh I can do this- THATS A LOBBY FULL OF MEGS! Let me out let me out let me out!!!

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Yui: stop making them dc!!!

Claire: I didn’t mean too!!

Pinhead, crying in the distance: no more pallets!

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Kate: so why don’t you [-] anymore?

Claire: well you see [goes on to explain]

Kate: … huh? I’m sorry I spaced out

Jake: they really opened up to you just then and you spaced out!

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Leon: hey! hey Claire! Wanna see a magic trick?! [flashbangs claire]

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Claire, sick: I sound like bill!!

Bill: [loud coughing in the background]

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Dyslexic Feng, typing in chat: “where where “ you- oh wait. “Were were you” shit. “Were where-“ DAMMIT!

Nea, taking the computer: “where were you?”

———

Feng: Danny resonates Florida energy

Leon: care to explain?

Feng: no.

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Feng, nea, vittorio, élodie: [doesn’t even finish loading in]

The knight, seeing it’s crows eye: nope. [DC’s]

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Jill: so anyways before we load in-

Feng [hears a child outside]- EW!

Jill- your windows open

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Haddie: have you ever read the perk stuff for solidarity? It says-

The entity- SILENCE

Nea- so uh- as you where saying?

The entity- [loads haddie and nea into a match]

Haddie: god dammit!!!

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Nea- wesker is AFK!!!

[feng and nea proceed to crouch in front of him]

[the exit gates are powered and neither of them plan to leave]

Feng- I’m gonna die doing what i do best. Grabbing dick and sucking ass [circles wesker crouched]

[niallc00l]

(Eheheh Pep and Dakota time>:3)

Pep: “hey, wassup, Broskie? I know we met(and that you don’t like me much, why though?) but you don’t know my buddy Dakota! Say hi!”

Dakota: “why must you be this way, child? Anyways, yes, hello, sir. I must apologize for my associates energy. Pleased to meet you.”

oh you.

*Niall gave a rude stare to Pep and turned to Dakota*

And uh, hey there. Why do ya even keep that poser around?

(For @askpepanddakota)

[your-rutherfurr]

Hello there! I just wanted to ask a few questions.

What is Gaybain?

What is Coralqueer and Hugqueer?

How are you today?

Hey wassup! Yes I'm doing pretty good :D

Anyways gaybian is basically being gay and lesbian at the same time! Someone may be multigender and use this label to describe their attraction or one may have split or fluid attraction

And Coralqueer and hugqueer are something called queer stances, like where you stand on queer discourse

Coralqueer is a inclusionist term that has a heavy emphasis on self-expression,creativity, and diversity, while still being safe and being wary of things that are actually harmful.

So coralqueer is "as long as you arent something thats geniunley harmful, everybody's valid!"

And Hugqueer is a blankqueer stance focusing on comforting and protecting others! Made with the idea to focus on those with physical & mental disabilities/disorders, but doesn't exclusively focus on them!

Hope you have a great day!

[wannabemasterofwindintraining]

In loving memory

Chapter 4/?

(This a story about the events of Clay's death from Aaron's perspective)

"Clay, it's good to have you back"

It looks like Merlock's spell worked and Clay is normal again, still stone but at least he's not trying to kill us anymore

I have no idea what happened here but according to Lance Clay lost his memory and started calling himself "Calamity Clay" which is the funniest name I've ever heard I might start calling him that

The atmosphere finally feels lighter and even the people of Nothing Hill are happy, they're throwing a big celebration!

Oops I mean Stinkin' Rich And Happy Hill that's what they call it now, that's why there's a celebration! they're finally rich enough to buy their hill back

I know we went to the king's party not too long ago but I can't say no to parties, especially after all the crying we did last night

Besides we didn't have much fun at that party anyways, we can stay and enjoy the celebration a little

I don't even remember what I was worried about for the last few days, probably something stupid and not important

Everyone is smiling and laughing and eating uh whatever that thing is

I can even see Clay standing over there all happy, I should go talk to him haven't had the chance to in a while

"Yo wassup dude!"

"Aaron, hello!"

"How's my buddy 'Calamity Clay' doing"

"Oh gods Lance already told you didn't he"

"Yep and I'm never calling you anything else ever again"

"Great a new pet name"

"You got it Calamity dear"

I point finger guns at Clay and he giggles

I really missed his smile, I'm glad he's back

"So how were you doing when I was um you know dead? How did you manage leading the team?"

Oh right, that's what I was worried about

"Um, I was uh fine! Totally nailed it it was so easy"

"Oh great I struggled sometimes with leading the team and I was worried that it'd be the same for you"

"Pfft- you? Struggle? Yeah sure nice one Calamity"

"It's not a joke I'm serious being a leader is hard sometimes"

"Wait you're really serious? Like really actually for real?"

"Um yeah?"

"Huh"

I never knew Clay was capable of struggling at something

He always knew what to do I never even considered that he might feel like this

And he still did all of that while literally dying? man this guy's hardcore

But he should be able to take a break now that I'm leader right?

Or will he be leader again since he's back?

Should I ask him? But it'd look like I'm trying to dump my responsibility onto him I don't want Clay to think I can't handle leadership

Well, I can't but he doesn't need to know that!

Should I just assume that I'm still leader until he says otherwise?

Wait what if he decided to be leader again when he sees how much of an incompetent leader I am? That'd be even worse

Aaaaaa what do I say

"Hello? Aaron you still there??"

"What?"

"You zoned out are you ok? Is Something on your mind?"

"No, I'm fine don't worry"

I better change the subject before I start overthinking it

"Actually we ran into Jestro nearby I don't know what he's doing but he must be planning something"

"Jestro? We must stop him now-"

"Hey hey calm down dude these guys haven't had a chance to relax in a while we can stop Jestro after the celebration he can wait"

"...Alright we can stay a little longer but we have to stop Jestro as soon as possible"

Clay's being way more responsible than me right now what am I doing still being in charge

Damn it, I'm still overthinking it

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Back at the fortress everyone is smiling and telling Clay how good it is to have him back

I missed this the sound of laughter the others' liveliness and everyone finally not being miserable for once

But I don't know how long it'll last Jestro is still out there with his mysterious evil plan

What if we lose someone again there certainly won't be any laughter after that

Man, why can't I just enjoy the moment? Do I have to make everything depressing?

"Hey, Aaron we're going to take Clay on a joyride wanna join?"

"Huh? Oh, no thanks I'm feeling a little tired"

Oh no why is Clay making that expression

"Aaron, are you ok? You seem a little down?"

"Yeah totally I'm o-"

"He's probably sad he's gonna have to sleep in his own bed again"

"SHUUSH!"

How does he know that?

"Wait what?"

"Yeah every night he sleeps in your bed"

"Hugging one of your shirts"

"Your room is basically his at that point"

"SHUT UP!"

How do they all know about this??

"Come on Aaron he's your boyfriend what are you getting embarrassed for"

"I SAID SHUT UP!"

I can feel my face going red

"Well you can still sleep in my bed if you want it's not like I'll be using it anyways"

"OH MY GODS!"

I walk away Before anyone says another word

How do they even know that stuff? I made sure to always sleep after everyone and get up before them do they get up in the middle of the night just to watch me sleep? What else do they know? I can't have privacy here anymore

I hope their joyride makes them forget this we finally got Clay back and then they embarrass me in front of him?

I thought we were friends! Not cool!

"Hey, Aaron!"

Oh no not Clay

"Aaron wait I wanna talk"

I take a deep breath trying to stop my face from being so red

"Oh yeah? Great I love talking my favourite activity which I like to do often yup nothing better than talking"

Now I'M embarrassing myself

"I'm sorry about the others they didn't mean to embarrass you I promise"

"I know I know I might be overreacting"

"Also I'm serious you can sleep in my bed if yo-"

"Get out of my face Calamity don't you have a joyride to get to??"

"Oh yeah well aren't you going?"

"Nah I told you I'm tired, break some stuff on my behalf won't ya?"

"I'll do my best"

"Come on dude you can't fuck up breaking stuff especially when you're made of stone"

"Alright Alright I'll break ONE thing for you"

"Thanks"

I turn around and head to my room

"Aaron!"

Welp gotta make a stop

"Yes?"

"I love you"

"Love you too Calamity"

Each of us goes on their way

I'd love to go joyriding too but my head is too busy overthinking stuff

I'm starting to get a headache I won't be having any fun like that

I feel like this is going to be a long day

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I stand in the kitchen as chef Éclair watches me in horror

I don't know why he's so scared for I just put the coffee powder in my mug filled it with water from the sink and put it in the microwave I haven't burned anything

Yet

As soon as the microwave dings Éclair hands me the mug and pushes me out of the kitchen

"Go! I never wanna see you step foot here again! I CAN'T STAND WATCHING YOU MASSACRE MY EQUIPMENT AND INGREDIENTS LIKE THAT!"

Ok dude chill what did I even do? Can't a man get some coffee?

After some more scolding from the chef I head to the main room where I find Ava typing at her keyboard like always

Does she ever get up from that chair? She basically lives there

"Hey Ay whatcha doing"

"Trying to track down Jestro until the others are back, speaking of which why aren't you with them?"

"Oh you know though I might sit this one out"

"And what's that?"

She says pointing at my cup

"Coffee"

"Did you put some vodka shots in it or something?"

"What? No? It's just regular coffee"

"Wow who even are you?"

"What do mean??"

"The Aaron I know would rather have an energy drink instead of boring ol' coffee"

Well, maybe I'm not in an energy drink move? Maybe we ran out of energy drinks have you thought about that? Maybe I wanna try new stuff, Ava!

"You know what? I'm not gonna try to argue with you"

"Suit yourself, fake Aaron"

I go sit on the floor resting my back on Merlock's stand I'm sure he doesn't mind

Ava goes back to her keyboard I know she's doing a lot of work we couldn't have gotten that far without her but it all looks so boring

I can see Ava's point now, me? Watching her do work instead of going on a joyride with the others? Maybe she's right maybe I am a fake Aaron

Ava and Merlock keep talking about stuff with the castle's system and his digital memory or whatever I can't be bothered to pay attention

Luckily Robin comes back from who knows where he was

Finally! these guys are boring

"Hey, Aaron! I thought you went with the others?"

"Nah I'm still here"

"Aaron's been sitting around doing nothing and he's even drinking plain coffee"

"Woah! Who even are you?"

"That's what I said tell us where the real Aaron is you faker!"

"Yeah, he's gonna kick your butt once we find him!"

"Haha real funny you guys"

Robin sits on the ground next to me

"But seriously what's gotten into you? You're strange"

"Yeah yeah even I can't believe it but I guess being a leader changes you"

"If being leader did that to you then what about Caly what was he like before he became leader"

"Actually he was always like that it's kinda a him thing rather than a leader thing"

"Oh"

Robin thinks a little while I take a sip of coffee

"Wait so if I become a leader someday I'm gonna start acting like Clay too?"

"What do you mean 'too'? I'm not acting like Clay"

"Clay drinks coffee"

"Will you stop it with the coffee thing!"

I can't take it I get up

"I'm going to my room and I don't wanna talk with anyone until tomorrow"

"Sorry if I made you mad!"

"You're fine Robin don't worry about it"

I thought coffee was supposed to give me energy not make me even more tired

At least my head isn't hurting anymore

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Drinking that coffee was a bad idea

I can't sleep now but I'm still too tired to get up and do something

If I don't find anything to do soon I might start thinking and I hate it when I do that!

It's not helping that the bed feels weird

Lance was right I am sad about not sleeping in Clay's bed maybe if I pretend it is his I might get some shut-eye

I hear knocking on the door who's annoying me in the middle of the night??

"I don't wanna talk to anyone right now!"

The door opens

"Wow even me? That's cold Aaron"

"Oh it's you done with your 2 hours of sleep"

"As a matter of fact yes! but that's not the point I just wanted to check in on you"

"You got out of bed to make sure I'm fine? Awww Calamity babe you didn't have to"

He sits next to me, I'd sit up too but I don't think I have the energy too

"What did you do while we were out?"

"Oh nothing much just sat around"

He looks at the empty mug on the table

"What were you drinking I didn't know you liked... mug drinks?"

"I'd rather not talk about it... anyways what did you break?"

"I broke a house window"

"Woah cool! What did the owner say? Did they chase after you?"

"Well no it was an abandoned house"

"Laaaaame"

"Hey you only asked me to break stuff you didn't specify what kind of stuff"

"Yeah fair"

We're both silent as Clay runs his fingers through my hair

"Can't sleep?"

"Yeah it may or may not have to do with that mysterious 'mug drink' I had"

"Well I'm done sleeping for the night so you can sleep in my be-"

"Oh my gods Calamity stop talking about that!"

"Come on do you want me to tuck you in and sing you a lullaby?"

"Woooow I can't believe you'd do such a wonderful thing for me I'm reaaaally flattered yes Calamity tuck me in, sing me a lullaby and give me a kiss on the forehead please"

"Wait really?"

"Sarcasm, Calamity. Sarcasm"

"Oh"

Clay leans in and kisses my forehand

"Well even if that was sarcasm I'd still kiss you anyways"

"Oh my gods I love you so much"

"Love you too"

Caly lays down next to me

"Well, would it make you feel better if I sleep with you?"

"And ruin your only 2 hours of sleep a day schedule? How could I!"

"Maybe I can make an exception for you"

"Yeah I'd really love that"

"Is that sarcasm?"

"No"

"Good"

Clay pulls me in for a hug

Hugging him feels so different now I mean yeah he's literally a rock but he moves around like normal I expected him to at least be a little warmer cause man I didn't know rocks were that cold

"Hey Clay?"

"Clay? Who's that I thought I was Calamity Caly now"

"Dude I'm trying to be serious right now"

"Heh ok ok what were you gonna say?"

"Maybe I wasn't so fine while you were gone"

"You don't say"

"Look I didn't wanna disappoint you so I said I was ok"

"Why would you ever disappoint me?"

"Clay I'm a horrible leader I couldn't even save a little town"

"Come on Aaron Macy told me about what happened in the castle you saved way more than that"

"But then I failed to save a single tiny town!"

I hide my face in his shoulder

"Clay I'm not the fearless knight you think I am"

"Aaron I didn't ask you to do this because you're fearless I asked you because you knew how to face those fears I know you have fears too in fact I know what's your biggest fear"

"Wait what? Really?:

"You're afraid of doing nothing"

"Am I?"

"Remember that time Jestro used our fears against us?"

"Yeah"

"After that Ava told us to stay still while she reboots the system and you ran off screaming"

"Oh must've blocked it out of my memory"

"I know you were a good leader Aaron the others told me all about it"

"..."

Maybe I should ask him now

"Clay?"

"Hm?"

"Now that you're back are you gonna be leader again?"

Clay is quiet was it a bad idea to ask?

"I don't think I can Jestro still thinks I'm on his side if I lead the team he'll know I'm not"

"Oh yeah makes sense"

"I'm gonna ask you to push through a little longer maybe until Jestro catches onto us"

"So what're you gonna do? Just keep hiding? He's probably looking for you right now"

"You know I think I might have a plan"

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[dumelax]

shit I can write before the title uh, anyways

THE BIG TUMBLR ADVENTURE

wha happen

Jesus it's a story. I created this account... god I don't remember when Hold on, how do I check that OKAY I found an email from May 23rd, 2021 asking me to verify my email, so I guess I've been dormant for two years huh why did I join again I don't know why I joined. But I am HERE! And I actually know why I did. Twitter crashing down, so my good pal COOKIE (hello cookie 👋🏻) showed me this website, with the lot of awesome things you could do with it. Including writing walls of text! Which I LOVE to do! Anyone who knows me knows I do!

The step after that was kinda funny. See Cookie (wassup cookie ✌🏻) was nice enough to welcome me in a voice call to teach me the ins-and-outs of tumblr. I do not think either of us expected what followed. I definitely remembered having an account, but the first challenge was just about to rise: remembering my PASSWORD ⛈ (it was actually okay- I remember those). The most difficult part was actually entering it in the browser. For some reason Firefox does not like showing the part that comes after entering your email address. Trying to clear the cache and tweaking settings for half an hour, I finally decided to switch browsers, but then... THEN!

The cone of shame! And a bland background picture! These two were assigned to my profile. I tried to change them, but for some reason, tumblr wouldn't let me... Leading our investigation further in my account's settings, it appears my blog was flagged as “explicit” (reminder: I've been as useful and active as a rock for the past two years). Action had to be taken.

Much better, right? All it needed was aesthetic colours and definitely not suspicious looking titles. We actually had a lot of fun setting these. I tried to understand the basic features that Cookie (how r u cookie 🤟🏻) explained to me to the best of their ability as my account was very restrained, it took one email to user support and three weeks and VOILÀ! I'M FREE kind of a mistake but THANK YOU nonetheless tumblr support ❤

what now

oh my god I can select F.O.N.T.S. and play with sizes I mean you've probably seen it many times in many places already but MAN this is NEW to me And it feels really good too!! I've always loved to scribble and write down shit for no reason note: I'm scared to swear because of the recent flagging I've been a victim of 😨 (<- scared emoji) I have no idea what I'll write how long I'll write it if I'll write more?? You're witnessing the live production of my tumblr discovery

what's next?

I want to do many things I want to do... everything 😩 no but for real I think trying to find a nice layout for a first could be nice. Like a theme and all. Ideally something similar to what cookie (hey cookie 👉🏻) cooked, someday :3c I'm also gonna follow all the cool artists I saw around (like Sirope who's the one who drew my current profile pic she deserves your love (and your money)). Tumblr feels more like a place for friend with lots of MAYHEM! while I like to use Reddit for games and communities, and Twitter for a bit of both. I like making friends and following game accounts there, but for Tumblr I wonder if that would work... I guess I'll dig deeper and see for myself!

Right now, this is the start of a NEW ADVENTURE! ⛵ Until next time,

take care and drink some water

[msm-tsotmw]

…Now where’s Kayna? She probably knows how to decipher this…

… hm ? are you looking for mauna ?

(Sprigg turns around and looks at a gloomy Monster with long, handless arms, a very long dress, and “hair” that covers their eyes. They have rainbow-colored ballroom gloves, a shooting star hairclip with a matching necklace, and a black satin belt.)

Who are you?

oh , um , sorry . i could not help but notice . i am looking for her too , you see .

…Who’s Mauna?

the only kayna who lives here . she also has a home on tribal island . are you looking for her ?

Uh… yeah. Why are you looking for her, too, exactly?

… er , never mind .

What?

i was going to tell her i liked her . not in a friend way . more like an … “ i want to grow old , do taxes , and laundry with you for the rest of my life ” way . please do not tell anybody .

Oh. Okay. Anyways, you seen her anywhere?

… i told her to meet me under the stars , near that tree . she is probably there already . does that help ?

Yeah. Yeah, that helps. I’m looking for her so she can help me decode… whatever the fuck this is.

(Sprigg shows the gloomy Monster the book page with the strange hieroglyphs on it.)

hmm … she is an expert decoder . maybe she can help . follow me .

Thanks. Anyways, what’s your name?

oh . my name is … hmm …

You don’t have one?

no no no , i do have a name , it’s just i am bad at remembering certain things …

ah . you can call me moperetta . i do not mind being referred to as anything . and you are …?

Sprigg. I go by “they.”

okay , sprigg . let us go and find mauna .

(Sprigg and Moperetta go and find Mauna, and eventually find her sitting next to a large tree with branches that droop down.)

hello ? mauna ?

Hm ? Oh , hi Moperetta ! Is there something you wanted to tell me ?

well , er ..

ummm …

… nevermind . this other monster needs your help … ( more than i need it . )

Oh . Okay . Hey , you are the curious green fellow from Tribal , right ?

Yeah. I need some help deciphering this… I’ve already got “Starhenge” and “collapse” down, but the rest I don’t know.

Hmm … oh , this will even take ME a while . I will just study this for a few weeks …

Excuse me, fucking WEEKS?!

Just kidding !

(Oh, thank Galvana.)

Maybe give me time . This will take a while , anyway , so is there anything you wanted to say , Moperetta ?

umm … sprigg , you can go , now … i would much prefer if i could just have a small conversation with mauna .

Alright, you do you. Good luck.

(Sprigg leaves the two lesbians Mauna and Moperetta by themselves, under the large, droopy tree.)

… Good luck with what ?

umm …

(Moperetta gives Mauna a kiss on the cheek, then a small envelope and runs away.)

Oh . Guess I should read this before that , haha !

—————meanwhile, at Crysta and Ritika’s house, with Toorie and Mondo—————

So I Was There In The Water , Flailing My Arms Because None Of Us Know How To Swim , And -

(Sprigg opens the door.)

oh hey

wassup sprigg

Hi !! Toors was telling us a story ,, wanna hear ??

Nope. I’ve been in the exact same situation.

Oh okay

Hey , Why Are You So Gloomy ?

The deciphering’s gonna take a long time so we have to stay here for a few days.

k then

That’s Perfectly Fine With Me !! It Just Means I Get To Spend Quality Time With My Sisters :D

EEEEEEEEEE !!!!

(Crysta grabs Ritika and Toorie and pulls them into an EXTREMELY tight sister hug.)

Ahaha , No Need To Get So Intense , Cryssie !

yeah, it kinda hurts…

Oh .. Sorry ,, sisters !!

(Crysta lets go of her sisters. Ritika rubs her arm, sore from the very tight embrace.)

yknow my sister can hug harder than that

Oh ,, really ??

mhm just come to cold island when this trip is done and youll see

Well ,, I bet she can’t beat me in a HUGGING CONTEST !!

nah she has some serious fucking muscle

(Toorie nudges Mondo.)

Mondo , Language !! Crysta’s Kind Of Young .

Hey ,, I’m 11 !!

I Know . Young .

(( Man ,, it sucks being the youngest .. ))

(Crysta, being the drama queen she is, crosses her arms with a grumpy expression.)

alr

my sister has some serious freaking muscle so be careful

Okay ..

Crysta , How About You Go To Your Room ? It’s Almost Time To Sleep .

But Toooooooorie —

toorie’s right, we better get to sleep early.

Ugh ,, fine ..

Mondo , You Can Share A Room With Me !

oh

(hUHAGYJGFQHGJ@JHAG)H3:;MSBSMHVSMHVHSV:;#*HK# #J*#*#*#(*#’GEIHGDJHGSNS,MNSNZ,MNX,BKJXVMNXVS 87#* 8(#)

ok

Good Night , Everyone !

—————Meanwhile, with Sprigg in the kitchen—————

(…)

(Starhenge… collapse…)

(Hmm…)

(What could this mean?)

(And considering the shooting star Boo’qurm saw, and the fact that nobody has heard from the Celestials, who are usually pretty sociable for deities, in eons…)

(…)

I should go to sleep. I’ll think about this more tomorrow.

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yeaaaaaaaah UH anyways they have ages now!! (and again with me making so fucking many headcanons for the trio that they’ve become my own OCs at this point-)

toorie is 22, mondo is 21, and sprigg is 24, and them being the oldest is kind of surprising since they’re like 3 feet tall lmao

also I imagine crysta sounding like the “I’m 11 so shut the fuck up” girl lolz

-Mod Jimmy 🗣️