#anyway. WOMEN!
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“Most women expect me to be on top,” Wang Mobei admitted. “I don’t mind.” Shang Qinghua almost laughed. “Ah, most women don’t know you like I do, do they, boss?”
welcome to the second part of my butch Shang Qinghua agenda, which is also my top Shang Qinghua agenda <3 featuring tit worship and The Strap™
#svsss#moshang#shang qinghua#mobei jun#my writing#i haven't written smut in like EIGHT YEARS so be nice to me okay#i kept getting flustered while writing this#bc i inadvertently made moshang the kinds of women i find the hottest#those being butches (sqh) and women with insane shoulders (mbj)#i kept periodically imagining something and then having to stare into the middle distance for a while#anyway. WOMEN!
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Glinda really had an entire musical number expounding on the theme of "success in life is not about being highly qualified or even competent, but manipulating people's superficial perception of you." and then she went into POLITICS. truly the #girlboss representation the world has earned
#wicked#Glinda said 'cronyism is the philosophy upon which our world order is built'#but she was pink and bubbly about it so the audience thought it was cute#also in the novel she's all but explicitly stated to be repressing her attraction to women in favor of compulsive heterosexuality#a duty she then fulfills by marrying a wealthy older nobleman who doesn't bother her while she spends her time amassing social influence#bitch is positively Machiavellian but it's fine because she wears pink#anyway I have this theory that if she and Elle Woods ever met irl they would immediately death battle
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
#i think about this story sometimes like yeah I'm proud of them for that too actually. good job baby brothers#they're not babies anymore of course they're turning 20 next year which is crazy#but they're still the type of people who'd do something if they saw something of this sort happen for sure#respectful of women and everyone else too. they're good guys#I'm glad I ended up with them living in my house against my will for like 14 years#anyway i have no idea where i was for all this but my best guess is probably a friends house given the time period#i was always at my besties house lol#i hope she's doing well too actually. haven't spoken in forever...#bestie from greek elementary school... if you're out there... let's get muffins and fanta at the bakery across the street again someday 💜☮️
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mizora jumpscare
#bg3#kkartmadillo#wyll ravengard#bg3 mizora#the women are so thin in this game its terrifying what if i click on them too hard!!! and they snap in half!!!#what then!!!#anyway this is old i coloured it w my trackpad and saved the canvas wrong twice good lird
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I was talking about a historical male author I dislike because I found his works misogynistic and the person said, "Oh, well I suppose you don't read Shakespeare either." and I was like, "Shakespeare? SHAKESPEARE?!?! Of course I read Shakespeare, that man loved women."
Shakespeare wrote a wide variety of fleshed out female characters. He wrote Damsels in Distress, Cross-dressing Girlbosses, and Complex Female Villains. He wrote a woman who refused to sell her virtue to save her family and then shamed her brother for suggesting it. He wrote Taming of the Shrew and it's opposite, All's Well that Ends Well, in which the wife hunts down and tames the husband. He wrote men who are good because they listen to, trust, and defend women. He wrote women of all kinds. He wrote women who drive the plot and women doomed by the narrative. He wrote women in love and women who pathetically follow a man who doesn't like them and women in hatred. He wrote sensible women and silly women and everything in between of all ages.
I wish modern authors could write women as well as he did.
#shakespeare#Portia from The Merchant of Venice is the cross-dressing girlboss#Complex female villains include Lady Macbeth and the older sisters in King Lear#Measure for Measure is the virtue girl#Benedick is good because he believes Beatrice and defends Hero#Even the women in Taming of the Shrew have personalities#as problematic as that play feels today#The author I dislike is Trollope by the way#Aren't there some wives who just troll a guy for the whole play?#Merry Wives of Windsor? Falstaff? Am I remembering this correctly#anyway#absolute champion of writing women
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and it is so typical of the world to call brown and black women “men” just because they are shoulders and heads above their opponents in said sport. & it is so pathetic and downright LAME when said opponents ride that bandwagon and cry on national television to get sympathy and outrage from transphobic & racist disgusting white people that will just refuse to accept the fact that these WOC were just simply and plainly better. Angela Carini you only have your own mediocrity to blame for your loss, no need to fuel unnecessary conspiracy.
#I don’t like calling women bitches but that bitch fucking PISSED ME OFF omg!!#Anyway WOC on top again 🤷🏽♀️.#Olympics#imane khelif
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*me at the club* so does anyone wanna discuss queer undertones in classic literature?
#frankenstein#dracula#the great gatsby#moby dick#hamlet#jane eyre#twelth night#as you like it#the picture of dorian gray#mrs dalloway#the merchant of venice#calling some of these subtext feels derivative but tagging anyway#sherlock holmes#anna karenina#the strange case of dr jekyll and mr hyde#wuthering heights#little women#literature#classic literature#queer subtext#queer lit#lgbtq+
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Camera person: going for the cool shot
The whole team: happy to oblige
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accidentally made my second dream guardian way too hot
#oc elly#bg3#because Elly has good taste so I tried extra hard#she's also a human because Elly isn't very fond of dragonborn society#anyway. women!
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I take your “I don’t remember my mother” and give you “Luke thought Leia and Padmé visions were the same person”
#cus if I found out I had a secret brunette twin with great style#I would immediately assume all visions I had of brunette women with style I had were her!!#I dislike how I wrote leia in this but uh#it is what it is 😭#anyways this is gonna be context for an evil evil comic I intend on making…#will I go through with it? I hope the fuck so#for my sake more than yours… you’re gonna hate me for it..#art#fanart#digital art#fan art#my art#star wars#star wars fanart#comic#Star Wars comic#padme amidala#leia organa#luke sykwalker#post RotJ#RotJ
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women should be sweaty in the garden and also touching each other. like if u agree 👍
‼️ cottage wives for @chernozemm ‼️
my commissions are open too !! <3
OKAY the vision for this was initially like this ^^ really cropped image of just their torsos so you couldnt see their faces and her Hand. but then i got carried away and its all there now!
i also got a lot of help for this from my artist besties (blows all of u a kiss) because i love second guessing myself. 7 + 9 = 14 yaknow. but sometimes this is good cus i did fix a lot of things. eg crowleys braids did NOT look this pretty until i redid it like 4 times. lmfao.
#good omens#cw suggestive#??? idk#aziraphale#crowley#verms stuff#verms go#shout out to the people who suffered through seeing the wip of this#because i couldnt keep it CONTAINED#anyways im only drawing women now#lol
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“what’s gayer the lesbian sex or jayvik” the lesbians. the canon lesbians. can we focus on women loving women relationships for once and not try to bring ur fucking fake yaoi into Everything oh my god y’all piss me tf OFF
#anyways i’m saying this as a jayvik lover those are my wives. but. shut the fuck up with that shit#arcane#arcane spoilers#arcane act three#caitlyn kiramman#caitvi#vi arcane#league of legends#yaoi shippers when wlw couples get anything; how can i bring men into this#genuinely arcane. a show that’s so women dominated. still has all their women’s focused beinh pushed aside for two guys i fear we will never#break free from this
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I don’t know if there really is any science behind workout routines separated by sex, but even if there is benefit to doing exercise “for women” i don’t give a shit. and i will intentionally seek out guides made For Men. because by and large, this is how the different video thumbnails shake out
#especially when you are explicitly looking at strength training but the focal point of the thumbnail is still thinness#and the girl always in something of this type of pose.#if there's a dude in the thumbnail w his shirt off also he's facing the camera directly and looking Bulky as fuck#so even that doesn't compare At All#but half the time it is literally a guy just talking. in the thumbnail.#anyway if you want to be strong as a Wamen you need to wear tight little yoga shorts first#sergle.txt#i'm not trying to get sexy i'm trying to get strong. killing you killing you killing you#I realize that fitness IN GENERAL is very Thinness and Attractiveness-centric but it's worse if you type 'for women'
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Happy "New Digital Circus Episode" Day have a Ragapom Sexuality and Gender Headcanon pic
#artists on tumblr#my art#the amazing digital circus#tadc#tadc pomni#tadc ragatha#pomni#ragatha#pomni x ragatha#ragapom#buttonblossom#jesterdoll#harlequilt#rambling in the tags#anyway I'm a Demiromantic Bisexual Pomni TRUTHER#Ragatha Like's Women#and is nonbinary#Pomni is MtF#and goes by she/her pronouns#And Ragatha goes by she/her and they/them
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SKK YURIFICATION WHO CHEERED!!!!!!!!!!!!
#I WAS SCREAMING HOW DO YOU DRAW WOMEN THE ENTIRE TIME WHILE DRAWING THIS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#IM SORRY LESBIANS 💔💔💔💔💔💔#I LOVE SKK BC YOU CAN GENDERBEND THEM AND THEYLL BE EXACTLY THE SAME BOTH PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY#ANYWAY I SAW TWO WOMEN SO BEAUTIFUL I STARTED CRYING#FEM SKK THE WORLD#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#osamu dazai#dazai osamu#chuuya nakahara#nakahara chuuya#soukoku#skk#fem soukoku#fem skk#lotus draws
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” Am I not right to weep? O my children, cursed children of a hateful mother - ”
#medea#my art#cw blood#cw mild nudity#euripides medea#greek tragedy#greek theatre#this play is Female Rage by excellence#hmm yes the blood of her sons on her face hands breasts and belly the parts of her body that her children knew the most yes indeed#im really proud of this#:)#lots of symbolism here#the red shawl is her hate while the black one is a mourning blanket#it's dwarfed by her heartbreak which enveloped her whole and bears no blood bc it's already red#her eyes are golden like Circe's who's her kinswoman#the handle of the dagger is Jason who isn't explicitly wounded by her but drove her hand (the blame of the murders actually befalling him)#<that's why it's not bloodied unlike the blade which was used to hurt#her tear washed down the blood on her cheek representing her being absorbed of her crime by both the gods and her grief#on the mural behind her is Medea enchanting the dragon while Jason steals the Golden Fleece#and above (right) is Hera and Iris and (left) Helios in his chariot#with female chorus masks lamenting Medea's crime like the chorus in the play#the pose and expression are inspired by the poster for Médée by Mucha for the Théâtre de la Renaissance starring Sarah Bernhardt#overall proud of this#i think women deserve to go a little mad and violent when they're angry. as a treat#anyway thanks Euripides for the 500bc feminism
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