#anyway- i hope youre having a wonderful day! stay hilarious lmfao

[alpacadream]

oh you're back!! :D hope you've been well!! ^^

Hey retro!! Its so nice to see you again :D

I am back from a mental health break BUT im not fixtated on smb again, suedoodle just posted something and i didn't wanna forget about it next time i am fixtated :')

Im back on my main! But im not back to flooding this blog with queued posts just yet :') sorry if thats disappointing lmfao

[m1ckeyb3rry]

OMG stay safe and I hope ur power comes back soon!!!

No fr opposite extremes of the spectrum LOL and LMAOAOAOA MADDIE??? I SEE HER CONTENT ALL THE TIME HAHAHAHA she’s so hilarious she’s in the bllk TRENCHES (her idea of going to make bllk themed yogurt was kinda funny and interesting tho ngl) I saw her “hear me out” video and I unfortunately lost my ears so um! I almost lost it laughing though when she got baited by a fake panel and was telling op to sleep with one eye open LMAOOO

NOO IMAGINE SHIDOU’S STRAIGHT IN THE WOMB??? Would be filing for harassment because HUH like fr between bros it’s just a weird little bro lingo communication thing but um

The canon content of some of them (Otoya and imamura) getting so desperate they go to Chigiri has me wilding like???? Bro get a grip SHSGSHS also the fact that they actually put jokes like that in canon

It’s so funny to me though none of my absolute favs are on the Ubers team but I like their team dynamic the most??? Like they’re fr the only team with like..communication skills and functioning member interrelations I love the Ubers family

Also WHAT IS IT REALLY?? I mean I guess I shouldn’t be surprised because Barou is ripped (I always find it funny that him and Kunigami who are both from Akita are like the two buffest dudes minus Tokimitsu maybe but he’s missing the aura LMAO) and Isagi is typically described as mediocre normal so

Oh yeah…the “I can fix them mentality”…lol…no I get what you mean that they make a womanizer version of them and revert them back to original and that somehow works better to them because their non-womanizing self actually exists but TOJI OF BLLK STOP THATS SO REAL it’s over when we get the cops and robbers and rock hard lines (speaking of I wonder how much of Shidou’s lines they’ll censor…? Because I’m of my friends there’s a couple that aren’t as in tune to the anime/shounen dude language and sometimes questionable phrases so im lowk stressing but er)

LMAO yeah it’s so confusing I lowk just go by the normal like…year convention? Like if you’re born in April you’re older than someone born in November if it’s said you’re in the same school year but I have no idea if that’s right…

Babysitter Karasu so true the only one he can talk to normally is Loki but even Loki wouldn’t intervene much I feel LMAO Karasu carrying PXG in more than one setting (Shidou is def the irresponsible older brother who probs puts you in a headlock to ruffle your hair and hypes you up to do things regardless of how safe it is LMAO)

No literally how epinagi and the LN released like days after we discussed it like?? Maybe now’s the time to sneak in all of our tabieitaken ideas and manifest them into reality LMFAO it’s time for us to wait for the next LN announcement if Otoya and Karasu show up you KNOW it’s real

I lost my mind like rich boy Karasu with two dogs and a cheating dad??? Then he said sike and I fr felt like Hiori in that moment like wdym you made that up??? I feel like that gives us a bit of crumbs (like one tiny morsel) of more of the Karasu respect agenda like he was on his (hypothetical) mom’s side on that one!! But anyways I could see Karasu being a rich boy…

HAHAH SAME WAVELENGTH FRR o7

He def thinks birds of prey are the coolest fs…just a teenage boy with a bird nerd side

-Karasu anon

THANK YOUUU we are at my cousin’s house atm so luckily chilling 🤞🏻 still no power at my place unfortunately 😭💔 but hopefully tomorrow!!

YES MADDIE omg i see her all of the time she’s so funny like truly the face of the bllk fandom 😭 omg no because lowkey i think lorenzo is cute in like the way a rlly hideous dog is?? he’s not attractive to me at all but i feel such strong pity for him and his ugliness that i find him oddly adorable 😦 idk he seems relaxed too his dynamic w barou is hilarious…but i agree i fear i cannot hear her out this time

no because the unholy trinity of shidou + aiku + karasu and the bullshit they say would lowkey be my final straw DKSKSJ “here comes the dopamine” + “i’m going to put you on a leash” + “it’s so lewd how you got into that tight opening” all in one match…i’m joining chigiri in the witness protection program atp HAHAHA

the ubers are the only team that feels like a team HAHA like mc is a soap opera atm, bm is straight up war constantly, pxg is a bunch of dumbasses + karasu, and barcha is bachira otoya and some randoms 😭 and YES it’s almost the same length it’s crazy!! part of it too is barou is super tall and isagi is short for bllk (still way taller than me though 💔) and probably also the angle it was drawn at might’ve exacerbated it a bit but either way 👹 barou is the epitome of scary dog privileges bro you could go anywhere if you had that man w you 😩 also kunigami HELP that one panel of him squatting in the gym during bm why are his legs ENORMOUS?? he takes jacked to another level and it doesn’t help that he’s generally shown next to chigiri who’s on the slender side for bllk

exactly!! like it doesn’t feel as odd to show isagi or nagi being sweet and eventually treating a girl well even if you originally make them mean whereas otoya or aiku have 0 evidence proving that they are even fixable in the first place so people just steer clear HAHAH (not me though…me and otoya are locked in 🥱 going to write him in ways the world has never seen before). BUT NO AIKU IS SO TOJI CODED IDEK WHYYYY their voices are lowkey similar too…honestly i hope they don’t censor shidou because him being a freak is so integral to his character LMAOAOA although i’m only saying that because i know p much no one who watches bllk irl 😔💔

karasu and shidou being older than loki is so funny to me 😭 they’re better than me fr…if some french guy a year younger than me came and started bossing me around i’d throw a fit!! PLS karasu is the kind of person who’d yell at you if you do smth remotely dangerous whereas shidou would tell you to do a flip while you’re at it 😟 but at least you will always have a fan in shidou LMAOO no matter what he will be your biggest supporter (for better or worse)

THE NEXT LIGHT NOVELS BETTER BE SHIDOU KARASU AND OTOYA i need to know what kind of weird ass past shidou had that made him turn out like this…although i feel like they might not just because atm we know next to nothing abt him and maybe they want to keep him mysterious and have his backstory be like a big reveal?? if not shidou i’d be happy w like nanase or smth (perhaps aiku??).

NO LITERALLY i was like wait he’s rich…and has dogs…and supports his mother…MARRIAGE 🤩🤩🤩🤩 and then i was so betrayed when he revealed he was fucking around for no reason 😒 okay lowkey though i know that man has to be somewhat well off because why else would he be so into index funds and stock management and whatnot like that is the most upper class bullshit i can think of HAHAHAH him canonically being a finance bro is so heartbreaking 😰 karasu pls you’re better than this 🤧 jkjk he’s just trying to ensure he keeps the bag secured no matter what i have to respect it

okay wait this isn’t related to anything you said but i was reminded of this panel while scrolling tik tok and felt like i had to share

nothing to elaborate on here LMAOO just like…he’s so majestic fr (although why is he standing like that LMAOAOA)

[dreamwritesimagines]

It’s CMA, taking notes as I read, though I feel like I shouldn’t have to say this at this point Lmfao-

Okay then checking each other out in the morning and just the thought of them both being in love with the other over such a domestic moment?????? I love them so much

Ben offering to stay??? OMG I love him so much it’s not even funny

The whole ‘do u want anything from the gentlemen’s club?’ To ‘I can bring u a cigar’ KWKNCNEDN I know I keep saying this but he’s so adorable. I knew it was coming from the sneak peek and I’m still so delighted by it.

Everyone being like ‘wow clover why aren’t you fucking your husband all day today?’ Is sending me LMFAO.

His family asking about it, albeit indirectly, is so much weirder though. Like do they want to know about their brother’s sex life?!? Idk but I’d honestly rather die. That is way too much info

Also imagine if she’d told them that it was unpleasant. Just everyone roasting the shit out of benedict and Josie hating him even more. It’d be so funny because ben couldn’t even really defend himself without revealing something. He’d be so offended too and try to prove them wrong lmfaooo.

I hope Ben either presses the clover to preserve it or paints it. Him taking care of and treasuring it has me so fucking soft. Imagine if that becomes their thing where she always gives him clovers. Or if she gives him flowers from her garden or something. It’d just be so sweet!!

Imagine if he loses it one time and feels absolutely awful and clover is like no it’s fine?? And he’s like mournful and angry at himself because it’s like a sign of her affection and trusting him or whatever, meanwhile clover is totally in denial that the clover meant anything at all

Oh no Colin and marina LMFAO. There are so many scandals in this season that I’d forgotten. It would fucking hilarious if Ben and clover were the only ones to come out with their reputations intact since they only got caught kissing. Though maybe Charlie and Anthony won’t get caught?? We’ll see…

Ben reaffirming that he trusts her without any reserves and taking that first step voluntarily and not needing to be prompted or anything, just doing it… I love him ur honor. I keep saying that but it keeps being true.

When will we find out about the wrist thing????? I’m so curious!

Anyway, love love LOVE this chapter so much. This story has me in a chokehold istg

CMA MY LOVEEEEE! ❤️❤️

They are so in love with each other😍 Like, we only see Clover's pov but when Benedict saw her all sleepy first thing in the morning? His heart was melting ❤️

They have no idea how to work this whole marriage thing, they're very new to it😂 So they're basically mimicking what they saw and heard 😂

They have been acting so lovesick in front of people that everyone thought they just wouldn't leave the bed on the first day of their honeymoon😏

Lolll Anthony and Colin totally questioned Benedict about how it was 😈

Omg he would be so offended! 😏

Aww that's such a wonderful idea, she needs to give him clovers, that could totally be their thing! ❤️ Benedict would be so happyyyy🥰

Season of scandals for many Bridgertons😈

I think the fact that he actually trusts her means a lot to Clover, because she trusts him more than she thinks she does❤️ We will see a great example of it in the next chapteeer😏

Oh the wrist thing 😈 We will wait juuust a bit to learn about that darling ❤️

Thank you so much for this, ILY! ❤️❤️❤️

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MatsuHana fanfic recs

HI LOVES :D MatsuHana is one of my FAVORITE ships and I always love reading their fics! I’m procrastinating my other wips rn, so that do be why this is coming out rn LOL. Also that ask really made me get onto writing this, so anon thank you for sending it in LOL. There are some with VERY sensitive topics and they’re very BOLD, but I hope you all are safe while going through this list <3 (also matsuhana leans more to lots of drinking, spicy smut scenes, and teenage boy humor (like d*ck jokes and sexual innuendos) and sometimes I don’t remember to warn for that, so again CAUTION)

As always, pls check WARNINGS, TAGS, and SUMMARIES for fics before reading and make sure you’re taking care of yourselves (since mental health is key!) Stay healthy loves <3

CP:

plus one by orphan_account (G) 6.1k // this fic made me feel so warm and fuzzy inside LOL. It’s also hilarious and is definitely worth a read! When will I get to share a heart shaped bed with someone :( But I really love it when they just go with the flow of things, and other people are like,,, aren’t you already dating? BUT THEY’RE LIKE UMMM NO? HSAKJSH.

rated m for by orphan_account (T) 10.7k // I love this fic it made me laugh so much throughout the whole thing! The vibes in this fic are immaculate and give me life (we love a good reunion with mystery writers), it is SO good! That’s why you should never leave/stop listening prematurely (@ iwa when he was a single dad fic). 

This gets annoying fast, Makki by Ink_stained_quills (G) 2.3k // IM IN LOVE WITH THIS FIC PLS I COULD NOT STOP CRYING TEARS OF LAUGHTER. This AU needs more fics PLEASE. It was SO freakin’ funny and the other teams KILLED ME. Like how they all approached the problem differently and how some of them (KUROO) asked for help LOL. Please this is so freaking funny go read it.

quidditch gloves, parchment, and custard cream by h_lovely (T) 12.4k // THIS IS SO GOOD, I love this fic. It really takes you through the emotions, and I love all the development in it!!!! Their relationship with one another (but only as homies right? ofc ofc), and even their families loving the other, this fic is so good! Read it even if you don’t like slow burn, you won’t even notice <3333

call me maybe by totooru (T) 33.6k // okay yea another (semi) chat fic,,, fight me. MatsuHana are just funny in general but throw some other characters (like Kuroo) into it and it turns into a comedy show. But the main point of this fic was like the near miss meetings and I think that the misunderstanding were hilarious (as much as I hate misunderstandings LOL).

Magical Mishaps and How to Deal by plumtrees (M) 10.9k // I lost this fic once and I searched for it FOR THE LONGEST TIME. But that’s cause I wanted to reread this masterpiece. IT’S SO FUNNY AND CUTE AND DOMESTIC AND UGH. Also the small angst made me SO SAD. But the ENDING? THE KISSES AHHHHHHH. (I’m yelling a lot BUT that’s cause I really love this fic <3333)

hang out fall in love by carafin (T) 8.6k // I love the Makki hates Mattsun initially but then falls for the irresistible charm he posses trope. It might be my favorite trope for MatsuHana specifically LOL. Like I really love this fic and it has MAGIC. It’s like a magical version of the VA one LOL. But like no radio shows or reunited best friends in this one :(

THESE ARE VERY ANGST!!!!!!!

boiled frogs by reginagalaxia (E) 91.5k // is it possible to hate a character this much? I never realized how much hate/rage I had in me. Really. Like. Imma boutta fight this MF LIKE SQUARE UP. The way I tried to manifest a fake characters death like,,,, Anyway. If my RAGE doesn’t explain how good of a freakin writer they are, then idk what will. PLEASE READ THE TAGS AND WARNINGS, THERE ARE VERY SENSITIVE TOPICS!!!!

Even Though it All Went Wrong by plumtrees (T) 9.2k // THIS IS THE REASON THIS POST CAME TO BE. I love this fic with all my heart (or what’s left of it). Like LOVE as in, this fic really broke me beyond just breaking me. Like. When Oikawa says what he says to Mattsun after the thing (you’re sorry __ _____ __ ____) and the Iwa right after (we know __’__ ___ ______ to make you ____ __ ____) (if you’re wondering wtf I’m putting here, just ctrl F you’re sorry and you’ll see), you cannot believe how hard that hit. GOD. (I am okay if you’re wondering :’)) This is my #1 favorite angst fic of all time and if you are okay mentally and have read the tags and warnings and are fine with them, then please read it. PLEASE READ THE TAGS AND WARNINGS, THERE ARE VERY SENSITIVE TOPICS!!!!

The Truth Comes Out by Your_Friendly_Neighborhood_Pigeon (T) 10.2k // this made me so sad and empty after I read it. Like I just sat there being like wtf did I just read I’m sad now. Again read the tags, there is a suicide attempt but there’s also some cheating in this one. This one also ends happy. PLEASE READ THE TAGS AND WARNINGS, THERE ARE VERY SENSITIVE TOPICS!!!!

New:

kiyala // this writer has a LOT of fluffy MatsuHana and I really love their works! It’s just all (for the most part) really cute and there’s a lotta blurred lines and boundaries that get cleared up (they define what their relationship is but with ~love~) in their fics :) My fav? Making Sense by kiyala (T) 1.5k // it’s very cute and I am one who loves when things just fall into place :D

tookumade // this writer has some of MY FAVORITE MatsuHana fics in it and I’m kinda really sad I don’t get to ramble on about them here :( (dw I will elsewhere LOL) If I had to choose, I would say Remind Me by tookumade (T) 28.6k and Zenith, Nadir by tookumade (T) 10.7k were my absolute favorites, but I cannot choose between them so don’t make me.

plumtrees // I LOVE THIS WRITER OMG. Again, someone who has written my all time FAVORITE fics (did I mention OF ALL TIME?) and I’ve obsessively read some of them too many times :’) Because I already recommended my other faves above, Captured Light by plumtrees (T) 3.5k will be my acting favorite rn. It’s really cute and depicts some really sweet moments between MatsuHana too!

h_lovely // this writer has SO MANY GOOD FICS! I really love their series and their getting together fics are all SO GOOD UGH. I recommended my favorite teen one above, but the other ones I loved are explicit so just check out this writer in general LOL. (I REALLY love mirror flower, water moon, it’s my favorite but it’s E cause some smexy scene happen, but it’s really SO good omfg. Also the roses series IS AMAZING as well!!!!)

cream puffs and carnations; by crossbelladonna (series) 11.6k // AU SERIES!!! I love the AU’s in this series and I really liked the prompts they chose for this MatsuHana week :D My favorite from this series might’ve been there he is again by crossbelladonna (T) 1.6k cause a) I love the mattsun hc in this (for his appearance) and b) IT’S CUTE :D I definitely related to Makki and his not very subtle crushing, and also I like the IwaOi + Makki as friends trope (and then they meet Mattsun), if you couldn’t tell yet LOL.

on the anatomy of crushes by carafin (T) 2.3k // (kinda cp but not LOL) it’s very short and cute and I love it a lot LOL. I love medical AU’s (even though it’s very back burner LOL), but also, like Mattsun saves the day is the move. Like the dedication he has even going on the bus? Especially for a guy? Amazing. I could never :’)

Parallel Lines by orphan_account (T) 16.3k // IN LOVE WITH THIS FIC LIVES IN MY MIND RENT FREE CONSTANTLY. I hate math. Just putting that out here. And while it’s a math fic, IT? IS? SO? GOOD???? And like I love it when characters are smart, like I love intelligent characters so like this was just ajndf. (also same Mattsun, I am allergic to normal math.) 

live it up, drink it in by punybastard (T) 2.1k // GAH this one! This is a pretty iconic fic in MatsuHana hell (in my personal opinion) and if I didn’t have that two fic limit on my staple fics, this would be there. I really loved the ending of it (v cute and v well done), but also the small side stories that were inserted made it all the more entertaining :D (aka the volleyball) But they are drinking underage, so if you’re not about that BE WARNED.

it's cold out here by bishounen_curious (M) 8.6k // PLEASE I LOVE THIS FIC. YES READ YESYESYES READ. OKAY FIRST check tags and warnings, there’s a lot going on in this fic. Like don’t be stupid like them, drinking underage, and don’t do drugs not a good idea very very bad. Aside from that, I am in love with sad sad sad Makki (along with stupid IwaOi) and him being a sad drunk made me ajhkjdfs. Just read it and feel the akfnakjs with me LMFAO.

poolside by tothemoon (T) 4.1k // I’m starting this out with I LOVE the ending and I REALLY LOVE the way this confession panned out. It’s such a great concept and it made me ajhfldshf inside!!! Also, recursive endings are some of my favorites (if you couldn’t already tell LOL), and I think it really makes something so nostalgic and adds depth to a fic.

The Courage of Stars by FairyLights101 (T) 7.1k // AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE THIS FIC YES!!!! OKAY TW CANCER THERE’S CANCER IN THIS NO DEATH JUST PAIN and chemo (which basically is pain). Some controversy, but the angst part of me wanted him to die DONT GET ME WRONG, I’m glad he lived, but like imagine. I really love this fic, and his efforts in the bucket list were admirable :’)

we could be the greatest team by anyadisee (T) 5.7k // it’s my crack fic :D Yes, this is just Seijoh messing around, boys being boys, relationships being compared with other relationships. No pining, just me with my established relationships (and Iwa fanclubs cause those are a thing. ALWAYS).

Wet Your Whistle by darkmagicalgirl (E) 5.4k // SMUT ALERT okay but like while it’s a major plot point (lmfao I can’t believe myself), the storyline itself is good. Also, I’m all here for bartender Makki and tattoo Makki and not subtle at all Makki and basically everything Makki. I like banter and stupidity okay?

[obnoxious clucking noises] by parenthetic (renaissance) (T) 3.4k // some more crack fic for you <3333 Literally, just idiots being idiots. That’s the fic. LMFAO but seriously, I would like to participate as well,,,,, I have yet to lose a game of gay chicken cause of my lack of fear akdjaslk.

that's what you get (for waking up in vegas) by skittidyne (T) 4.2k // THIS IS SO FUNNY. I love Elvis cause he’s always officiating marriages in my fics LMFAO. But also IwaOi in this added some real nice comedy, and overall another crack fic but I really liked this one (AGAIN LMFAO).

A Bouquet of Flours by guyfierimpreg (G) 5.2k // first I want to know how they got the flour to scream, I just can’t figure it out so if anyone would like to send me pictures that’d be great. Second, they would do this bs and this is all canon. I said what I said, and I don’t take criticism. Like, matsuhana best parents proven by the magical mishaps fic (LMAO).

texting (with a capital S) by parenthetic (renaissance) (M) 2.1k // okay I just wanted to say that the accuracy in the math stuff being mentioned makes me feel like this writer was in calc ab or something and that’s trauma right there. Anyways, it’s a texting fic kinda sorta getting together kinda sorta not? Idk how to explain it, but it was funny and then smut LMFOAJIAHFSJS (the derail was just like IwaOi in gay chicken, someone call the police LMFAO).

nebulas by tothemoon (T) 10.8k // I like the casualness of it. Like the confession was just so casual (smooth Mattsun) and like the progression was GOOD. Like, it’s a very poetic fic and there’s lots of thinking of deeper meaning, but its still got some comedy sprinkled throughout. I really loved the flow of it!!!!

my heart beats for contract law by orphan_account (T) 4.4k // I too would have a breakdown over school (me pretending like I haven’t already done that ahaha), but I really love so many things about this fic! Everything was just so ajsdfljdsn and I really love the 3 part plan Mattsun comes up with :DDDD (esp pt 3). Also, to propose while having an emotional breakdown at 3am in a McDonalds drive through. A mf dream.

Reflex by hiuythn (T) 2.3k // PLEASE IF THEY DIDN’T MEET AT HS THIS WOULD BE CANON ASF. You cannot tell me you don’t think this would not be cannon asf. They would meet like this. Also poor Teuchi stuck in the middle of all of this. I haven’t watched naruto, but it doesn’t really matter. What matters is random emotional sexual bonding over something. That is important. (THE ENDING AJKFHKJ)

You're in Pink (and I'm in blue) by Hyeyu (T) 4.4k // whooooo Hanahaki whooo anyway, despite how it seems, I like the hanahaki trope. I don’t fully understand it sometimes (most of the time tbh), but it adds some nice angst and desperate confessions, and I do appreciate those :D Honestly, I really liked the way this fic panned out, and I felt really bad for Iwa LOL.

stranger things by tinypersonhotel (G) 10.2k // I really like this one :D:D:D I love Makki + Oikawa friendship and they’re really the best to each other :’) The ending was satisfying, and the PLOT omg. It was SO good. I feel like I say this a lot though LOL, but I’m just really into fics with good plot progression (or else I don’t read them OOPS).

something of a disaster by latenights (T) 1.4k // chaos ahahhaha. Another crack fic? I hope no one is surprised LOL. It’s just a really short and simple, cute getting together fic with a LOT of insults LOL. I love this one in particular, “Tooru’s dinner special”.

snakes, meth labs and something like love by orphan_account (G) 3.6k // THE ROOMMATE AD PLEASE. I honestly would never think Oikawa would get a snake, but that doesn’t matter LOL. This was me indulging myself in the makki IwaOi best friends and mattsun stranger agenda but it’s a great agenda okay? It’s a good fic and there’s a microwaved fish :D

Lemonade by carriecmoney (T) 4.1k // okay once again, responsible drinking and don’t drink underage bad idea smh. But MatsuHana just making out where they want? I could see that. Yeah. Anyway, as much as public make out seshes make me *gag* feel embarrassed, what made me feel more *gag* embarrassed was the fact that the girls? just? stood? there? Like why are you watching this. Is that just me? I feel like they should’ve left smh.

surprise, surprise by airblends (T) 7.6k // some more pining and dancing around the issue whoooo. As much as I hate them not getting to the point (almost as much as I hate misunderstandings), it was a great fic. This is nosebleed c*ck block (idk if I needed to censor that but I did fight me).

A God for Every Season by timkons (T) 18.4k // I love the Hades and Persephone trope! Okay, I just love mythology leave me be, but anyway I really love a lot of this fic. Like how Mattsun thinks it’s a little brighter with Makki? CUTE I LOVE. But also, the fish funeral is ridiculous but also very on brand for Oikawa. And some BokuKuroo (idk is that their ship) in here as well :DDD

The Best/Worst Places to Cry in the City by AngryKitten (T) 4.4k // literally it is the title. Just you know, looking for the best place to cry in the city,,,, I’d like to say, don’t cat call people cause we’re not about that here. Even if it worked out for them, just don’t do it :/ Also don’t follow strangers. I feel like that’s a given but jic ya know?

this isn't exactly how i thought i'd be spending my adult years by jadedpearl (NR) 7.5k // okay petty Makki is yes and so is my Makki + IwaOi agenda LOL. (I’m thriving here can’t you tell? Yes regular skype/phone calls constantly) Anyway, blackouts and sickness really be here getting people together. (I’m asking nicely, nike.) And Makki is smooth with his words. (SHORTER MEN MADE ME LAUGH)

chocolate by tellalie (T) 3.6k // the dedication in this fic was amazing. Like making a whole a cake? Someone go do that for me. (For mankind.) Fake dating is really something else, but fake dating to out gag your best friends? Seems like I need to step up my game (but no seriously, my best friends are PDA monsters I hate it here). Also practice confessions are wack.

FINALLY I MADE IT. You don’t know how many times I almost gave up on finishing LMFAO. Is this my longest list? Idk. But I just know that I would’ve finished faster if I didn’t end up rereading almost every fic on this list LMFAO. Like no seriously I almost had to make a post saying this wouldn’t be coming out cause I got distracted by one of the longer fics (I’m blaming Mirror Flower, Water Moon specifically). But I hope you enjoyed this, and once again go thank that anon for spurring me into finishing this list LMFAO (am I a horse? Yea, probably but if one thing, I’m not sturdy).

[1tsnoya]

HI love can you do a HC where the reader is in like a 'team slumber party" w the whole Karasuno vbc bc hONESTLY my heart is so soft for that idea like they're all jus vibing 😭😭 love my babies so much

IMPORTANT | a/n: i believe that i’m shadowbanned so my message history disappeared and my posts will probs slack for a bit >:( pls don’t mind </3 super sorry babes ! hopefully it gets resolved soon

✧･ﾟkarasuno sleepover✧･ﾟ headcanons

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* :･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

↳ it was like 2 in the morning and the gc with the volleyball club was blowing up

↳ everyone was awake and it was just CHAOS

↳ so it made you wonder — wtf would a giant sleepover with us all be like

↳ so u asked just that in the gc

↳ the responses were...

tsuki: no way

yams: cmon it’d be so much fun!!

kageyama: sure

hinata: LETS DO IT

noya: FUCK IT UPPP

tanaka: YUH GET INTO IT

daichi: sounds interesting

tsuki: fine

suga: i’m down!

asahi: me too!

yachi: i’m scared

kiyoko: it’ll be fine yachi

↳ so it was scheduled for friday night at 6pm

↳ and when everyone got there WOW it was so loud there was so much going on

↳ everyone finally calmed down when pizza was ordered hksksjhs

↳ a debate about pineapple on pizza went down

↳ HUGE SUPER MARIO PARTY GAME HOLY SHIT

↳ there were 12 of you (including yourself) and max was 8 players so kiyoko, yachi, asahi, and tanaka sat out

↳ tanaka was yelling at noya and hyping him up though and so was asahi at suga

↳ hinata picked diddy, kageyama picked the goomba, tsuki picked bowser jr, yamaguchi picked shy guy, suga picked yoshi, daichi picked donkey kong HSHSJJSH, and noya picked wario obvi

↳ so. much. SCREAMING

↳ tanaka: “NOYA OHMY- dont fuck this up you need to roll 4- LETS GO BABY LETS GET A-”

↳ he rolled a 4 pure luck and him and tanaka started running around screaming “LETS GOOOOO”

↳ tsuki: “you have 0 stars”

↳ noya: “wtf i’m still gonna win-”

↳ daichi was clueless at first but then really started getting into it

↳ suga was hyping everyone up but was super determined to win

↳ kageyama had the WORST luck. he could have sworn that the game was against him

↳ hinata made fun of him HAA

↳ SUPER CLOSE GAME BETWEEN SUGA AND TSUKISHIMA

↳ tsuki won are u fr?

↳ after another round, tanaka and noya suggested spin the bottle

↳ sigh

↳ they obviously were hoping to kiss kiyoko

↳ she played ONE round. ONE

↳ landed on yachi ofc<3

↳ SO MUCH YELLING WHEN IT WAS JUST A QUICK AND SMALL PECK BETWEEN THEM

↳ yachi was so nervous it was hilarious

↳ OH AND THEN IT LANDED ON TSUKISHIMA AND YAMAGUCHI

↳ tsuki did it like it was NOTHING

↳ cue the screaming. again

↳ after a few more turns, it started getting late so asahi took some uno cards out of his bag

↳ everybody changed into their jammies and sat in a circle

↳ hinata was wearing some old tee from grammar school as his pj shirt and the first and second years FLAMED him

↳ anyways. uno game. right

↳ tell me why daichi got the worst cards every turn

↳ hinata was peeking at other people’s cards

↳ kageyama was pissed off by how many cards he kept having to pick up

↳ so. many. plus 4 cards. from suga

↳ but ohohoh he got some karma

↳ yamaguchi placed down a +4 to give to yachi (he picked it up and was s o s o r r y) then she placed another one down to give to hinata, THEN HE PLACED ANOTHER +4 AND LASTLY TANAKA ADDED 4 AND GAVE IT TO SUGA

↳ 16 fucking cards- he was scared

↳ yamaguchi won <3

↳ and then asahi whipped out another game

↳ family feud....

↳ you can already tell how bad this is gonna get

↳ team #1 consisted of: hinata, kageyama, daichi, yachi, nishinoya

↳ team #2: tsukishima, asahi, suga, kiyoko, tanaka

↳ yamaguchi wanted to be the steve harvey of the night so you helped him keep track of points

↳ in the gc, asahi texted a msg for someone to bring a button

↳ tanaka brought a “nut” one 💀

↳ you placed it in the middle of the table. boom. what could go wrong?

↳ round one began...

↳ tanaka vs daichi

↳ yams: “name something you find sand in after a day at the beach”

↳ the fucking button SLAMMED AGAINST THAT TABLE AND SOUNDED LIKE IT WAS GOING TO BREAK

↳ tanaka: “MY ASS-”

↳ the GIGGLING THAT ESCAPED EVERYONE’S MOUTHS-

↳ daichi was just “:O um. my turn-or?”

↳ noya: did he get the point?

↳ kageyama: he is on the OTHER TEAM

↳ hinata: i guess but it was a good answer..

↳ i’m pretty sure you can already guess what team won

↳ a few more rounds were played and it was like midnight so you put a movie on

↳ tanaka noya and hinata sat in the front, laughing at every single thing going on

↳ kageyama: “hinata if u don’t shut ur FUCKING MOUTH”

↳ yamaguchi: “can you raise the volume?”

↳ tsukishima: “no they just need to shut the fuck up before i go over there and-”

↳ a pillow was thrown...

↳ shit went down..

↳ asahi: “come on guys let’s just watch the movie”

↳ daichi threw a pillow at him

↳ cue the surprised pikachu face @ daichi

↳ yachi was sCared

↳ so her, kiyoko, and you snuck off to the bathroom while chaos erupted between the boys

↳ kiyoko: “okay when they all fall asleep, i want to mess with them”

↳ yachi: “are you sure that they won’t kill us-?”

↳ OHOHOHO a plan was devised

↳ you three waited until the screaming died down a bit and then walked out

↳ feathers everywhere, uno cards all over the floor, and the nut button was smashed...

↳ wtf happened you left to the bathroom for like 6 minutes-

↳ “ummm...”

↳ “so...”

↳ “bed..time?”

↳ it was 1:30 in the morning and i’m sure you can already tell who was wide awake

↳ daichi, kageyama, asahi, yamaguchi, and tsukishima were trying to get ready to sleep

↳ you and the girls were trying to stay awake for your little plan

↳ hinata, noya, tanaka, and suga were just... wired

↳ yeah did suga surprise u? nope not me. that boy is chaotic at sleepovers don’t @ me

↳ they set up a smash game (while the others were sleeping) so tsuki woke back up to beat everyones ass-

↳ it started getting loud until daichi got up like - “shut✨the fuck✨up✨”

↳ so everyone quieted down HSJSHS

↳ you joined in on the game and teams were formed

↳ you and tsuki vs hinata, noya, and suga

↳ tsuki: “just pls don’t fuck this up-”

↳ you and him won😫obvi

↳ at the end when it was only tsuki and suga, he kept RUNNING AWAY FROM HIM

↳ suga was just — :p u cant catch me

↳ and when he did.. yikes..

↳ everyone eventually fell asleep

↳ except you, kiyoko, and yachi

↳ kageyama grumbles in his sleep, daichi sleeps like a serial killer, suga was just-he looked like an angel, asahi was lowkey breathing loud, noya and tanaka were SPOONING, hinata kicks in his sleep, tsuki sleeps with his headphones in?? and yamaguchi turns around every second

↳ it was time for the plan nehehehe

↳ kiyoko put makeup on kageyama, tanaka, and asahi

↳ yachi started doodling on daichi’s, noya’s, and yamaguchi’s faces

↳ you put an alarm set to go off in the morning and blast ‘deepthroat’ by cupcakke on tsuki’s phone ***yes he still had his headphones in

↳ and you all put some creepy clown doll right next to hinata’s face so that it could be the first thing he wakes up to

↳ next thing you know it’s 7AM and all you hear is “hUMPME FUCK ME-”

↳ tsuki was the first one awake and was already grumpy

↳ he thought that it was noya and tanaka’s idea to mess with him so he like shoved them awake

↳ “cupcakke? really?” and then he stopped to look at their faces

↳ yachi drew some fucked up shit on noya’s face and tanaka was wearing red lipstick with pink eyeshadow

↳ “it’s too early for this...” HE LEFT TO THE BATHROOM LMFAO

↳ oh god and then everyone woke up

↳ you and the girls were fake sleeping and listening to it all go down

↳ breakfast was.. interesting

↳ hinata was traumatized from that clown incident (he scream sounded like it came from his little sister) the boys were trying to rub off their makeup and it was smudged all over their faces, and the other boys were just ... trying to ignore the drawings on them

↳ ofc yachi drew a mustache on daichi

↳ oh and noya was trying to play the drawings off as tattoos😔

↳ you don’t even wanna know about breakfast-

↳ everyone agreed on pancakes and well...

↳ batter was everywhere and the smoke detector went off

[princessamericachavez]

Fjorester in Episode 47

They might be leaving the ocean for a while soon but this ship is still sailing strong and unstoppable.

Let me tell you guys, I was stressed out this holiday season thinking of all the ways things could go when we returned, it was a constant cycle of highs and lows for my little shipper heart: Fjord pinning (high!), Jester pulling away (low), Sunflower (high), You’re Someone Else (low), their answers on talks (both?)

But oh boy oh boy did this episode restore my fragile little soul with some much needed softness like:

Jester’s little flirty “oh, hi, Fjord” right after killing one crab and before fighting the other like a badass.

F: “Jester, that was very impressive, I must say” J: “What? Oh, you mean that little Inflict Wounds I did?” F: “Yeah, that and the use of the lollipop, really nice touch.” J: “Oh, yeah, that lollipop is pretty freaking cool.”

I love how this is a continuation of two things:

a. Fjord being increasingly aware of Jester during missions, thanking her for her help in the jungle, keeping her close in the Diver’s Grave, being impressed when she does something badass...

b. Continuing Fjord’s efforts to bridge whatever feels broken between them as he has been doing for 3 days after the dragon fight.

J: *goes outside to look at the crabs* F: “Careful if you head out there, you don’t know what’s above you.” N: “He cares about you.”

Again, I love how this is a continuation of Fjord being extra protective of Jester after the dragon too, like how he tried to help her then, tried to make sure she was okay after and shouted at her to get out of danger during Yasha’s lightning fight.

A++ to Travis in consistent continuity.

Also I love how they both roll their eyes at Nott’s remark, it feels very “she’s not my girlfriend” trope-y which is hilarious to me

Nott insisting they both go out to drag a body as if it was the most romantic of dates lmfao

I appreciate Nott’s efforts but I wish they weren’t so on-the-nose sometimes haha

J: “Could you ask your god?” F: “How do I do that, Jester?” J: “Like I do with the Traveler” F: “He just answers you when you talk to him?” J: “Yeah.” [...] F: “Could you ask him?”

I love this two comparing their deities and their relationship with them, trying hard to understand where the other is coming from but struggling because they only have their own godly experiences to go by.

Also the cleric/warlock dynamics? Especially with how different their deities are? How drastically distinct their communication methods are? How different being chosen by them feels to both of them? GOOD SHIT.

“What if the chamber closes and you’re stuck in here, Fjord?”

And then, speaking of faith, Jester praying to the Traveler.

Now, I wanna take a moment to talk about this because we are talking about a very religious and spiritual person, someone whose faith is so powerful that it has granted her magic and the favoritism of her deity.

We are talking about Jester reaching out to the Traveler, her god, her oldest friend, the one she has chosen to devote her life to, the one that recently saved her life when she felt most abandoned... and asking him to look after Fjord.

Can we take a minute to consider just how much that means? Even when she’s confused by him, when she has been distant, when she’s brokenhearted, her priority is that Fjord is safe and alright, so much so that she trusts him to her deity as a personal favor.

“Hey, Traveler. So I know that he’s like doing something for this other god guy but we both know this other god is pretty stupid...”

AND BY PRETTY STUPID SHE MEANS VERY DANGEROUS AND SHADY AND SHE’S SO WORRIED

“...so if you do me a favor and you, like, you know, watch after Fjord that would be really great because you know he’s done a lot of things that have really helped out to do stuff for you...”

PUTTING A GOOD WORD IN FOR FJORD WITH HER GOD

“...and he’s gonna be pretty helpful in helping me get to you later this year...”

EVEN WHEN DOUBTING WHO HE IS AND BEING CONFUSED AND SAD AND TIRED, JESTER HAS ONE THING CLEAR: THAT FJORD WILL SUPPORT HER AND BE BY HER SIDE WHEN SHE NEEDS HIM

“...so yeah, anyway, I really like you and I really like him and I would like if you could help out. Please. Thank you.”

SHE IS LITERALLY PARALLELING HER LOVE FOR FJORD WITH HER LOVE FOR HER DEITY. CAN WE. JSUT. ÑDJFAÑF

And this is great all of it’s own, but to make matters even bigger Fjord hears it all.

Now let’s consider this. Fjord, who told Beau after the Iron Shepherds that he hasn’t had many kindness shown his way. Fjord, who knows Jester has gone out of her way to help him in his goals from the very start. Fjord, who still feels guilty over leaving her with that dragon. Fjord, who can feel her pulling away and probably thinks she’s furious at him right now.

And then Fjord hears all this, done privately, not for show or flirting but born out of honest concern and kindness. No wonder he’s Soft Af as he sits before her.

I love the image of him approaching Jester and slowly bending down until he’s sitting right in front of her, coming down to her level so that they are face to face, and in her metaphorical ground, her deity.

He comes down and meets her after she’s been chasing after him during this arc, when she pulls way, he reaches out and takes the initiative to come to her.

It’s just so meaningful you guys!!!!!

Even when Jester pulls back again, tries to act distant as she has been doing for days, “can I help you?” she asks trying to sound cold

but unlike before Fjord doesn’t fall for it, because he just heard the truth a second ago. “What did he say?”

And there’s a moment of panic as Jester realizes he heard that, because the only person Jester opens up to more than Fjord is the Traveler and to be caught in that moment of vulnerability is probably off-putting to her (think how she reacted the first time she was overheard by Beau)

She tries to play it off, as if she was waiting for an answer, even if the Traveler has been keeping some distance lately, and Fjord, bless him, gives her an out.

“Jester.” “What?”

HOW DOES TRAVIS WILLINGHAM KILL ME WITH THE DELIVERY OF A SINGLE LINE

He is so soft. Look at the way he looks at her.

“You don’t have to tell me. It’s fine. I appreciate the sentiment.”

AND SHE TRIES TO SPEAK BUT SOMETHING HOLDS HER BACK

whatever she wanted to say, an apology, a declaration, a confession, it gets stuck inside her like it rarely happens with Jester, but Fjord knows her, he doesn’t need words

��It’s okay. You can go.”

AND HE SAYS THIS WORDS, LIBERATING HER OF RESPONSIBILITY AND GUILT, because Fjord knows Jester, he knows she has been by his side every single step of the way, he knows she promised to heal him if something happened, he has seen her been quiet this whole time as he convinced the others to leave him behind and he knows she hates this plan and the idea of being far from him if something goes wrong... but he’s not about to risk her in this, not after the first temple nearly claims her life (remember the kiss? wink wink)

So he’s reassuring, instead, acting calm and in control so that she will be able to leave him behind.

“I really hope he does help you.”

“Me too.”

And there’s that long pause... where they stare at each other and they are heavily aware of everything that could go wrong

LOOK AT THEM

JESTER IS SO WORRIED, SO SAD, SO CONFLICTED

BUT FJORD IS JUST CONTEMPT, JUST LOOKING AT HER WITH SO MUCH LOVE

BECAUSE THIS BRAVE GIRL WOULD STAY HERE WITH HIM WOULD DO ANYTHING TO PROTECT HIM

HE’S OKAY WITH THIS ENDING AS LONG AS SHE’S SAFE

HE’S NOT SCARED BECAUSE SHE’S HERE

*plays Sunflower in the background and sobs quietly*

“Be safe, Fjord.”

LISTEN SHE JUST CARES SO FREAKING MUCH EVEN AFTER EVERYTHING, ESPECIALLY AFTER EVERYTHING

“And also,” Jester leans in with a smile and Fjord leans too, mirroring her naturally, sharing a secret, knowing this part of the script by heart: this is the part where they lift each other up.

“Don’t turn evil,” she says, and she smiles because as much as she has been doubting him, in this moment it feels like she knows it won’t happen, but just in case, “but if you do I’ll still be your friend, you know some people are evil it’s not big deal.”

“Just... don’t turn evil to me.”

Don’t leave me.

Don’t forget me.

Don’t turn on me.

There’s almost a dark taste to this phrase, to this moment, to the idea that even if they break the world together, Jester would be okay as long as he stays by her side. Which is unlikely, knowing her, but still it speaks to a depth of sentiment that carries danger (remember the Briarwoods?”

Fjord laughs, he’s about to face his patron, he was super serious and nervous a second ago, but she makes him laugh.

“Or anyone else? Just you?” 

“Really any of us would be nice but-.”

“Deal.”

“Okay.”

“Okay.”

And that little shoulder pat, like she needs to touch him for an instant at least to reassure herself and feel him here, maybe for the last time.

okay okay okay okay okay moving on before i keep screaming forever about this wonderful moment

Jester staying behind with Beau to wait for Fjord to come out.

I know it’s ooc but Travis’s face when he realizes she rolled a Nat1 in her Dex safe and gets hit by falling debris as a result was wow

Fjord crushing even harder on Jester every time she is a total badass like with the clutch control water that saved them all.

“Jester, I didn’t know you could mess with water like that.”

“Yeah, Fjord, haven’t you seen me control water before?”

Do you ever think about how showy Avantika was about her new found power and how she used it as a bargaining tool to seduce Fjord, and how far Fjord was willing to go to get that power for himself too, and now he sees Jester not only having it (he’d seen it before but eh memory) but using it in a way more badass way to save him and his friends. The parallels, man, the parallels. And she’s so chill and nonchalant about it, which is wonderful too because it feels like whatever tension there was between them after the dragon has faded away (for now)

Fjord being 110% on board with Jester’s tattooing shenanigans was hilarious to me

“My first priority was just getting Jester to her mama for a hot minute if we could.”

This boy is finally getting his priorities straight and I love how as soon as this whole orb/temple madness was over he was ready to stand back and act as his usual self again, which must definitely be reassuring for Jester too.

Especially when he brings up how he hoped to have a vision about Vandran again, which as someone had pointed out before was a weird area between Jester and Fjord where she almost seemed more intent on finding the old sailor than he did.

 Here we see his priorities stated, and you can feel Jester’s relief

Even when he again rejects the idea of messaging the Plank King (I suspect more out of fear of it having negative repercussions or revealing something disheartening about his mentor).

J: “You should give [the strength potion] to Fjord”

F: “Fuck off.”

J: *carries him* “I’m just kidding.”

THE FRIENDLY BANTER IS BACK Y’ALL

THINGS WILL BE ALRIGHT

Anyway who else is excited about going back to Nicodranas and the Empire and the Gentleman and Traveler Con and Beau and Nott’s backstory and the War and Vandran is alive holy shit I can’t wait????

[elsaclack]

first of all, THANK YOU SO MUCH for blessing us with these kiss prompts - you made my whole week :) second, I'm so happy you don't have to worry about surgery at least for the time being! I hope everything is okay on that front. third and finally, no pressure @ all to write this, but omg I am so craving the backstory about jake visiting amy in the hospital and delivering her pierogis when she had the flu before they were dating ahhhh!

HFALSDKFJ UR WELCOME OMG i’m having SO MUCH FUN writing them honestly!!!!! so thank U for reading them!!!!!

LMAO so basically the infection that was necessitating the surgery has subsided a LOT thanks to the extremely powerful antibiotics the general surgeon put me on, so i’m gonna keep an eye on it and if it gets Really Bad again, i’ll go back and reschedule it and just get it taken care of then :)

OKAY SO NGL i just rewatched the ICONIQUE parks and rec episode Flu Season in which ben takes JJ’s waffles AND a container of homemade chicken noodle soup (A FAMILY RECIPE!!!!) to the hospital for leslie and it was PEAK TELEVISION so i was like “huh...............Huh” and that’s what inspired that line in that one-shot lmfao

HHHH AND OKAY SO LIKE it’s not that i don’t want to write it, it’s just that i feel like i have so many other prompts still in my inbox PLUS the next chapter of the royalty au PLUS!!! A BRAND NEW AU THAT HAS BEEN TORMENTING ME FOR A WEEK NOW!!! and i just don’t have that same inspiration to write the whole idea out into an Actual Cohesive One-Shot BUT i can do my weird/annoying stream of thought thing!!!!

basically amy wakes up one morning sick as a dog

she’s in the middle of a super intense case and doesn’t want to miss any work so she decides to go in anyways

the squad quarantines her somewhere (the briefing room?? whatever room gina locked rosa in that one time?? IDK SOMEWHERE LIKE THAT)

people keep trying to convince her to go home but she keeps refusing bc it’s important she has to finish this case

finally it’s jake’s turn (or like his second or third attempt??) ad he finally gets it out of her that she will not let herself rest until she’s finished this case (and maybe it’s for a deeply personal reason or maybe it’s just because that’s amy’s very nature - idk!! i’ll leave that up to u guys and ur wonderful imaginations!)

so jake kind of has this *deep internal sigh* moment and is like “ok if i take over your case and finish the paperwork for you, will you go see your doctor?”

amy argues initially bc there’s not a chance in HELL she’s letting Chicken Scratch Peralta even BREATHE near her paperwork but after a little back and forth jake finally points out that her being sick/delirious will compromise the case

he ends up taking her to the hospital after asking what her doctor’s name is and she’s so tired/sick that she can only remember “dr pepper”

she makes him leave so he can finish the paperwork asap but immediately calls him as soon as he gets back to his car and will not let him hang up until he’s at his desk working on the paperwork

she deteriorates VERY quickly to the point of chris traeger “but the floor is my friend” levels of delirium but jake stays on the phone with her very patiently and gets pretty dang good and deciphering what she’s trying to say

she ends up sounding so miserable by the end of the day that he decides to postpone the date he had set for that night to the following evening so he can stop at kowalski’s and run an order of pierogies up to the hospital for her

she’s still ridiculously sick but her whole face lights up when she sees him and it’s way more gratifying than he was expecting

he assures her that he’ll have everything finished by tomorrow and she has nothing to worry about

basically her high fever persists for a full 48 hours so they hold her overnight to keep her hydrated and even tho jake does finish her case early the second day, he ends up on the phone with amy for most of the day

DELIRIOUS AMY IS HILARIOUS he’s getting so many classic new lines 

he also decides to bring her more pierogies - initially he only means to drop them off and leave immediately so he can make his rescheduled date, but she’s super chatty and he doesn’t have it in him to just leave her

so he misses the date he’d already rescheduled

basically he never tells amy that she inadvertently caused him to miss his chance with that girl - making her happy makes him happy and he doesn’t let himself think about it too much at that point

[aibrechts]

(1 of many) ookay. So! /That/ was the longest day in history, but here I am nonetheless, because I honestly love talking to you (and I also made you a promise earlier and you, meu amigo bonito, are worth the effort of maintaining that effort at 4am hahaha). Anyway! On to giving you the answer you deserve. Once again, I thank you for the sentiments in confidentiality (on both times that have occurred recently haha). Your niece-in-law sounds amazing, by the way! {~J}

GOD 4AM..... WHAT ARE U DOING LOL...... godddd i hope you get a Huge sleep-in after this!!!!! but i can’t say im too upset, as much as i’d like to - seeing you in my inbox is always a silver lining, even to the most golden of days. 

and of course, lol, im never quite sure what you do or don’t want me to share, so i hope my discretion carries us through ahahaha

(2 of many) And yeah! They definitely are wonderful kids. A handful for sure, since kids like them are so smart, but that's half the fun, y'know? In any case, I'm really glad work has been wonderful, and that the holiday went well! (and I'm sure the horses understood the minor delay hahaha. by the sounds of it, you take extraordinarily good care of them, and genuinely love them too). As for the drink conversation, spritz is pretty good! I understand the default to beer tho hahaha. {~J}

gosh... they better Know we adore them!!!!! but i mean who else is going to put up with chester’s neediness come mealtime?? (literally anyone - boy is FAMOUS, and im not even being slightly facetious ahahaha - but i think you’ll be hard pressed to find someone who would love him more than us. which is not to comment on his lovableness so much as simply how much we love him LOL)

wisdom, meanwhile, got moved to one of the front paddocks - which we were building the fence to split in half lol - and he is FURIOUS at being kicked out of the five star hotel of the top stable dirt stalls lmfao. but, i mean. when you trash the room you gotta pay the bill buddy. so he’s in the Bin right now, dirty nasty boy.

(3 of,,, a lot) And oh, the honey bourbon was /definitely/ enjoyed. Should fate's oceans bear silky seas, I'd gladly share it with you someday! And busy though I may be, I always have time to talk to someone as wonderful as you (aside from when I accidentally fall asleep and wake up with page indents in my face haha whoops). Seriously though, talking to you is as enjoyable as it is startlingly easy, and I can only hope to be half as bright a star for you. You're really great! {~J}

LAUGHS you dont have to worry about that!!!! i adore talking to you, im always so excited when i see your messages that i immediately stop whatever im doing to read them, even if i don’t have the time to give you the depth of answer you deserve

(4 of such much) And hmmm. All of those comparisons are hilariously accurate, so whichever makes you smile I suppose. I'm personally snickering over the "prawn on the barbecue" option, but well, as someone as aquatically-inclined as I am, I'm a bit biased toward seafood lololol. I'm glad your hair turned out wonderfully by the way!!! (I'm sure you make as dashing a malfoy as you do a walker, and I gotta admit, the weasley-malfoy thing has me laughing. that's /awesome/ tbh). {~J}

prawns for christmas are definitely an australian standard, and we had buckets at lunch the other day ahahaha. though that makes me wonder if you’re a water sign, perhaps?? or maybe you simply have an affinity for water ahaha. as for my hair - and the weasley-malfoy thing...... well, i think our mum managed to capture exactly the moment the prophecy was fulfilled ahahahah

as pictured above: weasley brother showing off his home-made dressing gown while malfoy son stuffs wrapping paper boobs down the front

(5 but we're gettin there hahaha) As for the sleeve: okay, not gonna lie, that is freakin /amazing/. I like tatts to begin with, but as far as sleeves go? That's cool as hell, classy, and creative to boot. Plus, you could so /definitely/ rock that sleeve. Anyway, I'm relieved to hear my chatter hasn't been too much of an issue hahaha. Honestly? (and I'm tired enough to say it shamelessly so I shall) I could talk and listen to you all day and be perfectly content. On to starboy tho! {~J}

OKAY BUT SAME????? SAME we could do this all day, you’re so wonderfully easy to talk with

(#6 is comin in hot and hittin the home stretch!)(aaaaand the crowd goes wild!!!) I'm glad to hear you're happier with the recent chapter! That's always a good feeling tbh. Personally? I'm enamored with your writing style and unique voice, both past and present, so to hear that you're enjoying yourself and that this recent work is more up to speed with you is pretty great! Congrats on such positive accomplishments! The structure of starboy is really interesting by the way! {~J}

gosh dont flatter me too much, this ego is big enough as it is LOL. yes though i really am happy with the chapter. it has a strange balance of humour, fluff, flirting and Emotion, but i suppose that’s the whole fic, huh. varying balances of all those things, and seeing how things go bad when you have too much of one or not enough of the other. 

(lucky #7/7 here we go!) A written play dancing inky across a glowing stage of pages, framed in chapters as finely tuned as the rest of your lovely artistry. Thoughtful, skillful, and of course, beautiful. 14k is awesome by the way! Keep up the good work! Again, all of the effort you put in is definitely, /definitely/ appreciated, and I for one am grateful such a talented author shares his creations on such an accessible platform. Oh! And I hope you're having a good day! Talk to you soon! {~J}

sweatsssssss yeah it’s coming up to 20k now, but the good news is it’s nearly finished!!!! lolol. i feel as though i’ve missed the polar express with this one, but yall just gonna have to suffer christmas all over again, i suppose ahahahaha. 

thank you so much!!!!!! im probably close to bed actually - 9:30 is about my limit when im getting up at 5 every day sobs but as much as i complain, i do feel a lot better for it hahaha. 

i hope you sleep well, after staying up so late and resting so uncomfortably (though i suppose last night was wholly worth the discomfort), and i suppose i’ll see you when i see you!!