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Ray Sharkey and Michael Ontkean in Willie and Phil (1980) directed by Paul Mazursky
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Phil is an aspiring photographer. He and Willie snap some pictures together while discussing Plato, Shakespeare and baseball before deciding to call up some models. That’s just what two close pals do.
#Ray Sharkey#Michael Ontkean#Willie and Phil#paul mazursky#again: why is this movie like this#they’re gay your honor#anyway: happy birthday old man
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Not once have I regretted the things that I did. I only ever regret the things that I did not do.
Happy Birthday Atsushi Nakajima!! (05.05)
#Oh man. I'm too old to pull all nighters for character birthdays#It's 6 in the morning#Anyways. Happy birthday Atsushi ilu <3#atsushi nakajima#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd edit#my edit#mine#atsushi's b-day#Goes to match Akutagawa's birthday 2023 post :)#Edit: Redid this from scratch lol
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#galacta knight#kirby#kirby super star ultra#am I doing this right#anyways happy birthday old man space goose#the hot pink bitch named breakfast of all time
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"Always have an escape plan. And if all else fails? Break a window."
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#oc stats*#oc: rob young#my edits#my ocs#uc oc#uncharted oc#uncharted#uc#one again a happy birthday to this old cretin#such a gentleman#but also a fierce boss#he WILL throw hands if you hurt his niece#of anyone she likes i guess#but mainly her#making the group chat from scratch was a struggle but so worth it!!#i could've done a whole edit just of that convo#its got legit everyone in it#like chloe - nadine - elena - nate - cassie - natty - tobin - jess - sam - charlie - lara (yes shes part of their friend group)#and even rafe and harry#cus yes i headcanon that they both live and change their ways#so by this point its like... 2030s/40s cus the kids are all teens#but yeh anyway#he gets to spend his bday with most of them at least!#also he has 0 social media cus he’s an old man#hence why I had to change the template#but he’s a sexy old man
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TSUJIMURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#one thing about me is that i will draw tsujimura being tired and exhausted. because she is#anyways here's an old(ish) screenshot redraw of my favorite 24-year-old female middle-aged man#also happy birthday to tsujimura mizuki (the author) as well#if you haven't read any of her writing already you absolutely should#june 2023#.art#gaidenposting#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd gaiden#bsd fanart#bsd tsujimura
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Papi, are you alive? Thunderbolts trailer leaked and we got Hailee back from the dead (and there's the movie with Andrew and Florence and its KYAU coded as fuck) Kate and Yelena content galor this week. PLEASE COME BACK. We've been deprived for a year. It's been jail for too long. Grace us with Kate x Yelena content again. Pretty please.
*taps mic* Is this thing on?
#i don't even know what compelled me to open this again tonight but this is a funny message to get today#man it really has been two weeks short of a year#hi#life has been.........interesting lol#and yes#I have seen all of the kate x yelena content and if you don't think I have fifteen million new AUs in my head in a year you don't know me#also like 59 new clexa AUs#my brain is my brain#just because I wasn't here doesn't mean writing wasn't gettimg done#man WHAT A YEAR lol#but I'm glad y'all even care what I have to say about anything lol#I got an email a few weeks about that this blog turned 18#like a 'happy birthday to your blog' or some shit tumbrl email#and nothing has ever made me feel older#this blog is old enough to vote lmao#and I had a tumble before I just deleted and started fresh#I've been on this hellsite too long#anyway...Papi has been through Some Shit#some GOOD some almost legit killed me#the last four months have been...SOMETHING#but I'm here I'm gay and I've never stopped coming up with AUs#for clexa or bishova#I was just...doing life#rants#anonymous#answers
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REACH H E A V E N THROUGH [Helium] !
#Hiii it's been a while lmao#Anyway happy bday my beloved little old man <333#Imagine Jevil tied his party balloons to him while they were having a lil picnic#That was the concept but it was too cluttered#Girl help he is floating into the atmosphere#deltarune#spamton#sheepy post#Spamton birthday
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sparkle on, tiberius ✨
#my art#low stakes 🦇#my old friend crimson-catalyst helped with the shoes!! basically drew the shoe sketch while i slept. please check out his art he's great#anyway not many vampires sparkle in my lore. like at all. it's a super rare trait even among the daywalkers. tiberius is a weird exception#most vampires just kinda burn. or crack. and otherwise can't deal with the sun very well#and most daywalker vampires - upon sun exposure - get these dark ashy marks on their skin instead#so most vampires don't even know sparkling like this is a thing that is possible#he sure is sparkling like a MARBLE STATUE ✨ (do they actually sparkle?? idk man it's probably just a figure of speech at this point)#happy birthday silly boy#anyway his birthday is feb 2nd and he'd be uhhh. 2144 years old today#a grecoroman idiot twink. i don't think he remembers his original name - his cause of undeath was drowning in the river of tiber though#being drunk on wine while accidentally becoming a vampire is never a good idea (major memory loss may happen)#so he's just been going by tiberius. for a while. like that's just his name now#for the record he is very gay. he doesn't call it that but he totally is#also i don't care for twilight sorry it's too romantic and mormon for my taste. but its vampire lore is funny and i'll borrow from anything#like the sparkles. maybe one vampire does sparkle. as a treat#hope you enjoyed my tag ramble. time to actually post
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#you know what time it is#(yearly bugs bunny meme post)#anyways happy birthday old man#spn#dean winchester#supernatural
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Willie and Phil (1980) directed by Paul Mazursky
A flashback to Willie Kaufman attempting to dodge the draft.
#michael ontkean#sheriff harry s. truman#sheriff truman#twin peaks#Willie and Phil#technically a straight film#arguably very gay#also I can’t believe I haven’t posted….this tragedy wow#this movie saved and ruined my life I think#I don’t even know what to say.#anyway: happy birthday old man
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The Prince of Darkness took me in his arms. And I almost gave myself the works. But I haven't let it go to my head. <...> Hey, what happened back there? Someone declared war.
Inside Daisy Clover (1965), directed by Robert Mulligan
#inside daisy clover#natalie wood#christopher plummer#oldhollywoodedit#classicfilmbr#happy birthday vittalia!!!!!!#@vittacorle#no one loves this swan lake au as much as you do darling#our own hollywood gothic von rothbart x odette!!!!!!!#and it's not even an obscure metaphor when his company is literally called THE SWAN STUDIOS come on#regardless of what some critics say i'm so grateful the freaks can get their claws into this fanfic#it's so lush and full of longing of naivety of cynicism#btw yeah I AM THE FREAKS#feral weird girl and manipulative old man ... such a good redshoes flavor#something something the selfishness of creation something something mistaking obsession with care AGAIN#i'm so predictable it's tiring#anyway i'm here to advertise my brand#shitty things i do for love#classic hollywood#he is not of their kind i believe he is of mine
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LAURENCE HARVEY a.k.a. LARUSHKA MISCHA / ZVI MOSHEH SKIKNE (born october 1st, 1928 - died november 25th, 1973)
“I always believed in Laurence Harvey, even when nobody else did. Especially when nobody else did.”
“Most people imagined they knew and understood Larry with little trouble. That was a big mistake. They didn't know how deep and complex, how elusive, he remained behind his social mask.” - Paulene Stone, his wife
“I cannot yield to failure, it would make far too many people happy.”
#i care him (obscure actor nobody is talking about)#idk man i felt inspired to make this and ive been working on it for the past several hours at my job. i wish it was my job#so-called free thinkers when they remember a guy. anyway!#the first gif is from the wonderful world of the brothers grimm and we're lucky i was able to even get it bc its GONE from tubi 💔#fortunately i got it from some clip on youtube abt the restoration but i had to include something from that movie#with a vague theme in these gifs of lesser known. appearances. i guess#the second is from when a bunch of actors went to this birthday celebration for noel coward#the next is from password (his silly little mannerisms and the lady's eyebrow raise at the end is killing me)#and then celebrity bowling followed by columbo and then lastly welcome to arrow beach#for those of you if any that cared where these all came from#i just think he's neat (guy that i would like to make a documentary on)#and well he deserved a good gifset. maybe ill even make more . it could happen#you should all still watch the wonderful world of the brothers grimm. just maybe not some of his other movies ive suffered through#the columbo gif could look better but for some reason the gif maker made all the colors suck :( and thats the best it was gonna look#it was a battle against source quality and tumblrs gif size limit#i also considered making other gifs but you know what im happy w six (i don't have the patience to do more)#that post thats going around of like you have to follow people that are obsessed w old hollywood actors. im doing my part#youd love him. he was a bisexual sarcastic bitch . and i also think hes 😵💫 but that was probably obvious#laurence harvey#not bothering 2 tag the movies#happy larry day. which inspired all this
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Hanzo is three, dashing down the halls in the estate to the agony of his nanny, who's trying her best to catch up to him after he ran off while she was using the bathroom. He's giggling, excited, tiny hands reaching out before him for whatever they can grab onto; diving under legs and furniture, until at last he reaches the desired door: his baby brother's nursery.
"Mama!" He calls out, small knuckles rasping against the door softly. There's a minute of pause before his mother comes to the door and in the meantime the nanny finally manages to reach him. She quickly scoops him into her arms as he wiggles and whines.
The door slides open and the nanny is quick to bow her head and say, "I'm very sorry, madam-"
With a kind smile and a gentle tone, the woman cuts in, "Not a problem. It's his big day, right Hanzo?"
Though she's holding a week-old Genji in her arms, Hanzo throws himself at her and she leans in to kiss his face and give him a sideway hug. "Here, say happy birthday to your big brother, Genji," she coos softly as the baby stares up at them with big, round, curious eyes.
Hanzo leans closer to the newborn as the nanny pulls him back. "Be gentle, now," his mother says when he inches closer again. He presses a very soft kiss to Genji's forehead and the baby giggles in response. Both women laugh at the cuteness of that moment.
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Hanzo is ten, sitting quietly on a bench, watching as about a dozen kids in Halloween costumes run around the estate grounds. Genji is among them, his vampire cape flapping behind him in the cold night breeze. He sighs, looking down at the bag of sweets in his hands, full to the brim. But none of it is his - it's Genji's.
It's all about Genji these days.
The crunch of heavy feet on gravel has him involuntarily straightening his back. The hand lands on his nape, strong and controlling.
"Get your brother," Sojiro says without looking down at Hanzo. "We're cutting the cake."
He backs off without another word and Hanzo breathes in relief. Sometimes, like now, he misses mother so much it hurts. But he can't show his pain to anyone, doesn't want father to think he's weak. So he collects himself and gets up, calling out for Genji and their friends.
When they stand side by side at their shared birthday table, Hanzo realizes they forgot to write his name on the cake. The family governess has to add a "And Hanzo!" at the end of Happy birthday to you because father calls out Genji's name and claps loudly as if that were the end of the song and there was no one else worth mentioning.
He feels sick, like he might throw up on the cake, so as soon as the singing is over and everyone is busying themselves with candies, he disappears from the crowd and locks himself up in his bedroom. He doesn't come out until the next morning, when everyone - including him - can pretend nothing out of the ordinary happened.
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Hanzo is twenty-two, blowing cigarette smoke into the night air at the window. He knows that he should sleep, but can't seem to relax. This room feels too big for him, as do the shoes that he's having to fill since father's very recent death. He's been trained for this job all his life, but now that it's here, he doesn't feel prepared.
The door behind him slides open and he doesn't have to look to know that it's Genji. Hanzo continues staring at the cloudless sky until a body presses behind his, one arm going around his middle and the other reaching out until Genji steals the cigarette from his hand.
They smoke in silence for a moment. Genji puts out the butt on the windowsill and he finally glances towards his brother, reprimanding. All Genji does is smirk; he'd done it on purpose, to get Hanzo's attention.
The hand around his waist crawls all the way up to his hair, brushing gently at his temples. He feels as Genji tries to curl it around his fingers, but his hair is too short now, so he just plays adoringly with it.
"It's almost time," Genji says in a whisper. "I got you a present."
Hanzo looks at him again, eyebrows shooting up. Genji has never been most thoughtful... But maybe losing father has made him realize people can just. Be gone someday, out of nowhere. It has certainly made Hanzo painfully aware of that.
"You shouldn't have," he says, but as Genji's hand travels once again to wrap around his, he allows himself to be dragged away from the window and walked back towards the bed.
When he sits at the end of the bed, Genji is quick to once again curl himself around Hanzo's body; one of his legs around his back, the other over his lap, chest glued to Hanzo's side. He holds Genji's waist and watches as he pulls a tiny velvet bag from his pocket. He tugs at Hanzo's free hand until he's holding it out, palm up, so he can dump the contents of the bag in Hanzo's hold.
It's a pair of golden bands that he immediately recognizes as their parents' wedding rings. Hanzo gasps, hand shaking as if the metal could burn him. His stomach feels cold as he stares at the rings and tears threaten to spill from his eyes; he misses mother more than ever, and even though losing father felt like freedom, he misses what he represented in their lives - the figure of authority that Hanzo didn't have to be.
"Hanzo," Genji starts and he forces his eyes to move to his brother's face. "It's you and me now."
This thought, though to Genji it might mean something else, to him is a relief. He has Genji, so what else could Hanzo need? Besides, he is at the head of the family now, and he wants his brother at his side. He will have it his way.
There are tears in Genji's eyes, too, when he adds, "I'm yours if you're mine."
And for the first time since father died, Hanzo allows himself to cry.
He pulls his hand free from Genji's waist and takes the ring, slides it reverently onto the finger that his brother holds out. Cries silently as Genji does the same to him. When they kiss, it tastes like fear, salt and love.
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Hanzo is twenty-five, hands shaking and covered in blood as he fumbles with Genji's corpse for the wedding ring. His katana rests at his feet, bloodied and sharp.
He did not have things his way.
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Hanzo is thirty, barging uninvited into the Shimada estate to make an offering to Genji's spirit in the temple. His katana rests on the altar like a trophy. Genji lives in his heart.
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Hanzo is forty-one, climbing to his feet and crossing his room in Gibraltar in silent strides. The old bag he hides at the back of his wardrobe has a secret compartment, a hole in the lining that he's used for over a decade now to hide a certain box.
When he returns to the bed, heart racing with anxiety, Genji is still blinking awake. But he smiles a sleepy thing and reaches out for Hanzo, who slips back into his arms. Genji spends a good minute laying a plethora of kisses over his face, neck, arms, hands; crushing Hanzo in a passionate hug.
His voice is croaky when he murmurs, "Happy birthday, old man."
Hanzo just chuckles. "Don't worry, you'll get there."
But he's hit with a wave of gratitude - to Mercy, to the gods, to the universe - that he knows Genji will get to 41, too. When for years he spent his and Genji's birthdays wallowing in guilt that his brother never knew 23, 24, 25... All thanks to him.
"We'll be celebrating in the retirement home," Genji jokes and he laughs again. He would have it no other way; having Genji at his side until the end of their lives is his only plan for the future.
Hanzo sits up, then, and Genji follows him with his eyes. Curious eyes, like that week-old baby; gaze that doesn't lose a single move while Hanzo digs out the small box and gently opens it. The shine of gold has dulled some after years of dust and lack of wear. Hanzo surprises himself that he still remembers which is which.
He takes Genji's hand, holds it with the same reverence he had that night, almost two decades ago, in his bedroom in Hanamura. The ring slips easily and fits with perfection onto his finger. It's as if time hasn't passed at all, but it has. So much of it has - and thank the gods for that.
Genji is the one to gasp and freeze in place this time, staring at the ring, at Hanzo's face. Doubtless running over the memories from that night as well. His face doesn't betray a single emotion as he slides Hanzo's ring into place and Hanzo fears that this was a mistake, that maybe some mementos are meant to be just that - objects to remember the past by. Not things to build a present and future with.
But Genji brings his hand to his face and kisses the ring, and sits up to kiss him on the lips, and Hanzo knows they're fine. They're more than fine, they're-
"-yours and you're mine," his lips moving around the words that Genji whispers, and though it's early morning and so much has yet to happen today, this has to be his best birthday by far.
Life sure has its way of making all the right things fall into all the right places, sooner or later.
#shimadacest#my fics#happy birthday old man i love you and so does genji#sorry i enjoy watching you suffer#genzo#hanzo shimada birthday#i know this is kind of sad but so is hanzo anyway it's a last-minute thing i'd been trying to write something for days but had no muse
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why cant i ever get shit out on time rahhh‼️‼️‼️ very late shugabush birthday drawing. I firgot it was a few days ago so i just shat this out in like an hour 30 minutes. i kinda like it
viveines there bc they are so besties fr....
also a smelly little doodle. sorry for not posting ive been kinda losing interest in msm as of late but IM REGAINING IT SORTA I SWEAR...
#msm#my singing monsters#shugabush#viveine#WHY CANT I EVER GET STUFF DONE ON TIME AAAHHHH😭😭#anyways happy late birthday subberguss...... we love you old man..#*kills mysel
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Happy Birthday, xiansheng ;y
(or alternatively, Venti’s fanfic lol)
fun fact: I had to fight the Childe weekly boss multiple times to figure out what Zhongli’s charge attack sounds like upon impact.
fun fun fact: this story actually has a sequel gag relating to the boss drop (haha), but i’m too tired and got other projects to move on to, so maybe I will draw it later. ;yyy
That’s it for my dumb gags involving Childe, thanks for being a part of this ride. I’m finally gonna move on to a more “serious” involving Noelle and Diluc in January, so uh look forward to that I guess. ;w;
#genshin impact#zhongli#Tartaglia#zhongchi#tartali#comics#this one was honestly my fave#but man was it rough to draw#mainly bc it's got the most pages and also i'm bad at suggestive art#i...i wanna draw more in the future...but my old heart can't take it#happy birthday zhongli#i'm rendering stuff now so the childe book should be ready soo aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#pls let me be productive and done so I can move on to Noelle ;A;#anyways thanks for reading the tags if you do#if you read this far let me know what you think?#i feel like my gags are hit and miss#but i enjoy seeing the reblogs and comments#so thank you for that ;u;#ANY ANYWAYS HAPPY NEW YEAR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Interview with Larry Gelbart on Charlie Rose, 1998
#i don't know what to say about this lol so i'm just putting this clip up and rambling in the tags#today is larry gelbart's birthday and i've spent the last year consuming much of his body of work#i recommend watching the first bit of this interview because he explains his approach to comedy#which boils down to 'in order to write comedy you need to be funny'#and then he proceeds to make a bunch of these kinds of jokes#and you can hear hawkeye in his voice. the light self-deprecation /#the biting wit / the way he treats the interviewer like an improv partner#he's not anticipated his answers he's performing them on the spot#he goes on after this to wax poetically about MASH but he ends on a punchline as usual#the rhythm is the same as hawkeye's speech in 'chief surgeon who'#anyway yeah i'm weird about this old man#happy birthday ty for [gestures]#larry gelbart#oh also early MASH is jewish i will explain later
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