#anyway yeah i edited that lmao u didnt see that

[coridallasmultipass]

I've been screaming about this for 11 years, thank you.

sorry i love homosexuals

[kimmkitsuragi]

The Fame (2008) by Lady Gaga - my commentary edition

because i truly am insufferable like this and want to talk about her music (also one mutual said i should do it so ❤ if u see this, this one's thanks to u bestie)

i will probably do this for her other albums as well ✌

general comments: first of all this album is THAT GIRL. every song is still so relevant, both in terms of sound and lyrics. you would think okay ive listened to [a song from this album] 9283755 times it was way overplayed. and yeah but umm actually no! no matter how many times, it will still be slaying. pop perfection in the literal sense. and she did all that with her DEBUT ALBUM. legend energy. and!! it's insane that this album had SO MANY literal hits like so many of these songs were so popular and all over the radio. it was at the time where they didnt really understand gaga but they were still all over her. energy. (i dont think the general public ever understood her to this day but u get what i mean)

JUST DANCE - a classic!!!! the redone tagline that started it all... makes me think i really want these two working together again. anyway, having this as your studio debut is actually insane if u ask me. no matter how many times i will listen, don't think i will get bored. the bridge is too good actually, can we bring back actual bridges in pop songs???? please and thank u

LOVEGAME - oh man how to even begin this one. i can't believe this one was playing everywhere for years!! "I wanna take a ride on your disco stick" is actually one of the most iconic lines in late 2000s music lmao. truly a signature sound for this era btw.

PAPARAZZI - that girl forever and ever. this will have to be considered together with its vma performance, because it just HAS to. the song itself is crazy, the celebrity worship and the downsides of fame. love that concept love the execution. but then she had to go ahead and have that performance too!!!! truly game changing and life changing as well. the way NO ONE was prepared for it. no one even understood in that room. she was one step ahead even from such an early time in her career. this one truly makes u understand that she's not just another popstar thank u very much.

POKER FACE - the first insanely popular hit. like yes the songs up until this one was Successful and popular. but this one?? honey there was no escape from this one. my first exposure to gaga as well <3 i was like 9 lmao. (it's also insane how it's going 4/4 in terms of the songs being actual hits lol) anyway did you know she says "fu fu fu fuck her face" in the chorus? now u know! sneaky and very strong gaga energy for this lmao. ALSO i love the live performances of this song because she makes it so fun all the time. mixing it up and all that. the dance is fun too! i dont know how to actually comment further because like what else can i say this is poker face.

EH, EH - this is the odd one out of the album right. it's so cute and bubblegum-ish compared to the rest of the album. and i like her!! a lot!! it's giving a little bit of retro too. when i think abt it this might be the odd one out of her whole career probably lmao. she's versatile, and keeps doing different things all the time. but this kinda cute-ish song is very rare for her. as i said i like it but now i wonder how the selection of this song went lol. this is also kinda reminding of her pre-debut stuff in some ways??? but it's been some time i might be wrong too. anyway, interesting and fun song imo

BEAUTIFUL DIRTY RICH - oh my it's so hard to pick my fave song from any album but like this may be IT. the cuntiness of this oneeee it's clear to me that this is kinda the direction that her music ended up turning after this album. in terms of the vibes and cheekiness and as i said, the cunt levels. there's also some jazz influence (? i may be using a wrong genre name here but U GET IT) even if it's minimal like cmon this song is SO GAGA. it's so her. it's so fun. this one deserved so much more popularity if u ask me. im eating up the delivery each time also

THE FAME - ooh baby the guitar in this she's a rock starrr <3 this is the most direct one in terms of the album's general theme and messages (i mean duh. the name lol). i like how the verses and chorus kinda have different vibes. verses being more guitar driven, and the chorus being more bubbly and poppy. it's fun, but nothing so mindblowing tbh but i still like it!

MONEY HONEY - okay cunt is back. we love it. the pre-chorus is SO delicious and then how it transforms to the chorus is even MORE delicious. this one would be so high in my ranking of the album you dont even know (if i could actually have a real final ranking lol). love how she's embracing the famous rich bitch vibe so much here. KI KI KISSES!!

STARSTRUCK - one of the more underrated tracks in my experience. honestly i love this one so much. feel like it's another lowkey unusual song from her, but she has the vibe down so well, the genre doesn't even matter. it feels so natural. the tasteful autotune sooo late 2000s man i feel that. the features work well too imo! this is all "jewels and drugs" wished it was tbh (we will get into it more in the artpop post tho, havent actually listened to that song in sooo long so i may be wrong once again lol)

BOYS BOYS BOYS - i always think "oh this one yeah ok whatever" but then im always having so much fun with it?? like i will have fun with it, but still not care a lot abt it tbh. it's a pretty straightforward pop track and doesnt really feel like a gaga-exclusive something to me. but i still enjoy it! love the little nod to just dance btw lol

PAPER GANGSTA - a piano hip hop influenced track <3 always love this vibe. still tho, kinda another unusual gaga song imo. out of all the hip hop influenced songs from her, this might be one of my faves. it's also more lowkey than the others. and that bar is not so high tbh lmao. so yeah i like it, nothing too special tho

BROWN EYES - okayyy believe it or not this is one of my most played songs from the album probably. i love gaga balladsssssss!!!! serve the VOCALS. give me everything. i love this one so much so much. also that guitar part in this like im listeningggg <3 this feels like some kind of a prequel to speechless, which is probably my fave gaga ballad ever. ough dont know what to say. this is the most vocals she showed in this album, and i know that this is Nothing compared to her full potential and talent. but!!! still so impressive for me. i just find her voice so (insert every positive adjective here) umm and also on top of that, comforting. so. yeah great great song imo

I LIKE IT ROUGH - futuristic vibes here we gooo i like this one a lot. this is also very signature gaga sound for her future career i feel like. especially the verses, but the chorus too to some extent. also one of the biggest earworms of the album for me

SUMMERBOY - okay this is also a somewhat cute-ish song but this one feels less cute for some reason. it feels more... naughty?? lol maybe that's why i dont find it too out of ordinary for her. but it kinda is when i think abt it! really reminiscent of her older stuff as i said (iirc) for "eh eh" too. but also love the rock influence too! maybe that's why i dont find it too out of the ordinary lmao. anyway this is really such a vibe it makes me so happy and silly i love it

DISCO HEAVEN - this one is probably the one i listen to the least from this album tbh. it's fun! but it doesnt feel that special for me. i love the instrumentals a lot now that i think abt it. but couldve used a stronger closer for the album maybe!! also never paid attention to how this album has so many spelling moments lmao truly 2000s vibes

[teddybeartoji]

i have a questionnnnn

do you like video games?

and do you know baldur's gate 3 and final fantasy 7?

i got into those during my last vacations and idk why it never occurred to me to ask you even tho i am obsessed with astarion and sephiroth (it's always the white haired guys my taste is so predictable) and cloud but that's another thing

the characterization in both of those games is soooo good especially if you watch almost everything ff7 related like i did (takes a while though)

anyways i felt you could do them justice if you were to write about them, especially astarion. ngl i was very disappointed when i went on socials, as usual, to consume content about the media i just watched and i was very shocked in a bad way

not by the quality, there's just tons of thirst edits for example and while i agree his character is pretty and everything, it kinda hurt cuz it just went against his WHOLE character arc ... i was very disappointed with the fandom haha

same with sephiroth, though i didnt resent as much cuz his story isn't about the fact of being sexualized against his will

UGH I LOVE BOTH OF THEM SO MUCH. SORRY FOR THE RAMBLING -

anyways yeah i love media in general, series/movies/games you name it as long as there's a story or just one character that i rlly like i'll love it

so i was wondering what games you liked... or media in general at this point, except the movies you posted about

also no pressure but is there a system with asks? are they removed from your inbox if you answer them? are they automatically deleted after some time? just to know cuz i haven't gotten an answer to mine and i'm scared i might've said something bad! esp since i read badly your rules and didn't see a negation and maybe said smth about looking forward to a next part :') smh

HELLOO NONNIEE:3333 I LOVE VIDEO GAMESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but i have only heard abt baldur's gate and final fantasy sadly!!!! i have nothing against them they just don't necessarily seem my type of games.. BALDUR'S GATE CHARACTER CREATION SEEMS SO FUCKING FUN THOUGH OMFGGG

and i've definitely seen and heard a lot of astarion!!!!!!!!!! i've also seen some stuff abt him being really overly sexualized right????? his character seems so cool i would love to get to know him better wahh i really do wanna try baldur's gate one day!!!!!!! and unfortunately i only know sephiroth by name too:((( i'm sorry to disappoint u nonnie baby:(((

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH VIDEO GAMES I LIKEEEE!!!!! my all time favourite is definitely the last of us part 2!!!!!!!!!!!! i am on my like... sixth playthrough on that lmao i'm doing it on grounded so yk wish me luck!!!!! anywayy i ofc like the first one too but man.. the second one hits harder for me tbh. then i really fucking love ghost of tsushima, i'm actually replaying it rn too hehe.

honorable mentions go to rdr2, until dawn, the newest dead space remake, god of war, disco elysium, the resident evil games, assassin's creed (i know a lot of ppl don't like these all that much but idk i think they're really fun!! esp black flag and odyssey)(ok i am biased bc these were like my first games ever lmao), days gone (this is another that most think is rather lame but again.. i think it's really fucking fun i have nothing against it) aaaand death stranding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaahh so many games damn i might've forgotten some but these are some that i really love!!!!!!!!!!!! i have played almost all of them multiple times too lmao that's crazy

for overall media i'd just give a lil shoutout to the 'mindhunter' series on netflix!!!!!!!!!!!!! i absolutely fucking looove that show!!!!!!!! i've seen that multiple times too i love the characters and just the way it's done overall!!!!!!!!! also 'manic' i think that's a netflix one too.. that's a really short one but idk it changed me okay i think it's fucking great

OMGG AND WAAAHHH TRUST THAT I STILL HAVE YOUR ASK!!! I AM JUST REALLY SLOW WITH ANSWERING THEM SO I AM VERY SORRY ABT THAT!!!!!!! and you definitely haven't crossed any lines either, so it's one hundred percent on me!!!!!!!!! the thing is that i get a bit overwhelmed when i have to answer things which sounds ridiculous bc I LOOOOVEEEE TALKING TO YOU GUYSSS my brain just sucks okay i'm sorry

[mdverse]

tbh i was gonna ask about the fic but i didnt know how to drop it in there without sounding pushy and i’d never want it to feel that way!! of course, always take your time, i’d rather wait until 2024 than have you try and force yourself to write it and then have it be low quality!! and yes! go back and edit it again! i’d love to try and notice the little differences you make, obviously, do it for yourself but i think i’d turn it into a fun lil game for myself :) - space

u are so kind dkfgj thank u 🥺 honestly i don't think i'd be bothered if u asked about the fic! sometimes people can sound pushy about it but i don't think it would sound like that coming from u since you've always been so enthusiastic when it comes to vb au, so feel free to check in whenever u want to! i'm always happy to see u in my inbox anyway :)

in theory i won't be super busy this summer so i'm really hoping i can get at least the first arc written and posted by like... end of august or mid-september? i think that might be doable if i regularly put aside some time to write/plan things and i think i've found a way to keep myself motivated for that (aka i'm gonna rewatch haikyuu lmao). anyway yeah that's my tentative timeline for now!

also. this is really stupid but it's not plot-relevant so it's sth i can share with u as we both wait for me to write stuff. last month i finally figured out what finn's stick & poke tattoo would be

[misqnon]

nhello monti! it is March Again :v i feel like it's super obvious who i am so thank u for humoring me and using the name i gave u LOL.

my bad, ive never really celebrated april fools so i forgot it.. was... that day. im also glad u checked ur inbox. also theres no pressure to reply in a certain time frame!! i see ur posts that u have seen my asks and thats enough to put me at ease. so . take ur time!

fellow zoro fan!!!! i have a hard time choosing a favorite straw hat tbh.. they r all so special to me. i do probably like brook and franky just slightly more though. old men my beloved (tbh franky isnt that old but hes old compared to the younger members so). wano is the arc of buff men!! as a man liker... it pleases me.

the edit u sent Is So Good. thank u for sharing. i keep seeing sanji tiktoks and wanting to send them to u but i dont wanna spam ur inbox </3 my messages r already So Long..

ive listened to a bit of the dub (through clips) and tbh i do like it!! i like brook's voice acting a lot (hes who ive heard the most of. also he nails the laugh, which is very important to me) but luffys voice is so jarring to me i just cannot.. get past it. i think im just too used to the sub luffy after . a decade . of hearing him sound like that. plus i usually have to use subtitles anyways cuz i have an audio processing disorder so. sub is just what i default to. but yeah definitely valid to watch dub instead!! they do a great job from what ive seen :)

i have seen a bit of extra content involving the live action cast and tbh usopps actor.. is my favorite. he nails usopp. hes real life usopp. and i love usopp a lot so,,. tbh i might just pirate it (ahaha.... pirate.... pirate.... pirate the pirate show .......) because i really want to watch it!!

YEAH u have plenty of time!! plus i imagine there will be a part of the story where they go back and visit places they said they would return to (like u mentioned laboon). so 2 more islands plus however long it takes to revisit everything! no need to stress

stay strong 🫡 egghead will be so much better going in blind!

catholic guilt about liking sanji is ... i get it. thats funny /lh. i also feel intense guilt for the weirdest and simplest of things LMAO. im glad i didnt make u feel bad about it!!

YEAHH FELLOW DOFFY LOVER!! ive seen a few videos by melonteee and theyre super good. i would watch more but.. ironically (considering i got 800 episodes through one piece..) i cant watch a lot of longform content because i space out so bad. it takes a lot of effort for me to give my full attention and it gets pretty exhausting so i dont do it often. ur art of him is lovely!!! tongue piercings..... 😳.

i got to like .. stardust crusaders. in jjba. and i imagine i just havent seen enough of dio to feel attached to him like i do doffy, but i have seen a few people say they feel the same!!! ive kinda been wanting to go back to it but i just hate old man joseph joestar with such a passion.... i get too angry when hes on screen LOL. its way worse than how i feel abt sanji bc i dont simmer with intense RAGE every time sanji's on screen and i have a lot more positive feelings towards him. that was a bit of a tangent, whoops.

thabk u for validating my sanji hatred. actually i have come to enjoy a lot of sanji content recently though, and i dont think i hate him as much?? as i did?? i will credit this to u. idk if me just talking about it with another human being helped or if its because i see how much u love him but. i think this is good for me!! less rage .. is always good for me. watch me go back to hating him with a passion again now that ive said im fond of him. because im That Inconsistent 😭😭 (i hope this doesnt happen)

it was only super recently where i realized its not inherently a bad thing to like problematic media. to be fair tho there are definitely a lot more problematic fans when u enjoy problematic media, and i see it with one piece a lot. there is a WEIRD amount of transphobes in this community and i cant help but feel like part of that is because of oda's writing spreading some common transphobic ideas. i think hes redeemed himself a lot with the most recent trans characters, and i adore them, but the damage.. is done. but yeah im sure another big part of why theres so much negativity is just because one piece is insanely popular. the bigger the fandom, the bigger the shitty part of it is.

THEY *HAVE* EARNED THE RIGHT TO BE REAL PEOPLE.. UR SO RIGHT. i love that u can see their morals so clearly in like. every action . or inaction. they take. ughh. people talk about luffy falling asleep during people's backstory and say hes rude for it. and its like!! thats a core part of his character!!! he doesn't care about what happened in the past!! he just cares about how you are NOW. tbh though i WOULD be offended if he fell asleep while i was traumadumping LOL. like as a character decision its genius, but as a person .. i am too sensitive for that. BUT IT SHOWS HIS CHARACTER SO WELL!!

IM SO GLAD U NOTICED AUJFH. that moment is so special. u ARE my favorite sanji lover!! my favorite character?? honestly its law... hes so stupid (/pos)... but like.. its hidden behind a very serious mask. i just love people who are extremely silly. and someone who hides their silliness with all their might (and fails) makes them more silly. some of my favorite law moments are in wano and i Really .. ugh. i wish i could tell u but i refuse to spoil even the most minor of things!! so i will wait till u get there. also his backstory just Kills me. it . it hurts. i love tragic characters. looks at choso from jjk. i have a type .

law may be my ultra favorite but i have .. at least 30 different Favorites. including the straw hats. and tbh everyones at about the same level.. in terms of how much i love them. i think its safe to say i adore one piece characters. its because everyone is silly!!! i can list all the ones im aware of (since there r so many op characters.. i have. a list . but i keep adding to it.) if ur curious LOL. if not, no worries :)

YEAHHH ZOROOO MY LOVE!! thank u for The Food. yum. his one eye is very pretty in ur style 🥺. i havent tried to draw him yet tbh but i understand the struggle!! i tried drawing choso a while ago and his hair is so insanely painful.. art is hard.

hello march!!

is. is it super obvious

i have a guess but i wasn’t feeling super confident about it or anything JSAHBZJVHFD

More below ↓

i actually had like no idea until i received a reply earlier and now im wondering if ur possibly a recent mutual of mine 🔍🧐 maybe starting…with @ a….but i will not make u answer if u dont wanna HAHAHA

i will humor u as long as u want 👍

good to know there’s no pressure!! as soon as i get a message i like to reply as soon as i can but thats bc i get excited lmao. however this does make me feel more at peace

YEAA FELLOW ZORO FAN!! originally my favs were just the top 3 of 1. sanji 2. robin and 3. franky but as we got past water 7 and franky didnt get much more development spotlight he fell a bit just bc i dont get to see him doing much :( still love him though. bc of Shipping Reasons (embarrassing) Zoro got on my radar more and i started to appreciate him as a character more and more. plus he’s just. really badass im ngl. and in addition to that he is. so fucking stupid and uncool and goofy at the same time and that just makes him more likable. so now i just have a quartet of favs cause zoro wormed his way in there somewhere and i hold him dear to my heart. (plus im so bad with directions it is QUITE LITERALLY almost as bad as zoro and so i. genuinely relate to him on that LMAO) but i agree !! i LOVE ALL THE STRAWHATS VERY MUCH. I CANT EVEN CHOOSE A LEAST FAVORITE BC I LOVE ALL OF THEM A LOT. also god yes we fucking love an old guy in this household. and i LOOOVE FUURANKIIIII my silly king!! franky is fairly young but early on in the story when its just a bunch of teenagers and 20 somethings and then 34 year old franky is there its. kinda funny and i love that for him. also speaking of old men i called dofuwani old man yaoi once and someone called me out saying 41 and 46 was not old enough 😔 /ashamed. sorry yall lemme pull out some slash of rayleigh and crocus real quick-

aside from the strawhats my other favs are doffy, crocodile, corazon…god there’s so many characters now that i think about it lmao. secondarily i also like bartolomeo, kizaru, kid, bon clay…i have huge crush on katakuri even tho i havent met him yet…im sure there will be more as i continue and meet more

omg im so flattered u consider sending me sanji tiktoks sjnkjcnd!??! someday. someday u have to do this for me. i will send u more funny edits and op posts

BROOK’S DUB VOICE IS GOD TEIR. ARE U TALKING ABOUT/ HAVE YOU SEEN THIS VIDEO. IAN SINCLAIR IS AMAZING LAMNDKJFN

i got used to luffys dub voice bc i watched it first but ive always been meh/neutral dislike towards it and once i heard mayumi tanaka in sub i was like damn. its the only voice i dont like but hes the Main Character. his sub voice also makes me like luffy more as a character mvkjdnvf dub just makes him sound more like a selfish weird boy instead of a silly selfish little guy. you feel me (and no i feel u even with dub i have captions on bc. yeah </3)

taz inaki and jacob are a trio of mischievousness and silliness that i adore. emily is also fun and goofy but on a more ~ refined ~ scale. and mackenyu is so professional to them all in comparison but it makes it hilarious tbh. i follow all of the main 5 on instagram and love seeing them post about it. the recent april fools video starring jacob (usopp) was. hilarious. like what is

(and yes…pirate it….do it….yohohoho or whatever nami would be proud)

i am so ready for wano and egghead i will stay strong for u march 🫡 must avoid spoilers…and still take my time to enjoy the story..

i understand not being able to do longform content lmao. i did watch their 3 hr stream comp of one piece odyssey but like…i had it on in the bg while doing other things. im glad uve seen their stuff tho!! its one of my fav one piece content channels. im glad u liked my doffy 🥹i embellished a Little bit but his piercings are actually from this colorspread !!

i was insane and in highschool when i was into jjba. a lot of it was also during the summers and i had a lot of free time so i. read all the way up through part 7 after watching parts 1-3 (or 4? cant remember). im not as into it anymore but jojos (and araki) still hold a place in my heart <3 HATING OLD MAN JOSEPH IS SO FUNNY KDSNFVK NO OFFENSE JUST LIKE. YEAH. U SHOULD HATE HIM. THATS A VALID RESPONSE AND HE DESERVES IT. KICK HIS CHEATING OLD ASS. i loved younger joseph and like a lot of ppl him cheating on suzie q pissed me da fuck off. but in pt 4 he’s frail and old and they make u feel bad but still. i KNow What You Did. appreciative u hate someone more than sanji tho like hell yea my boy aint at the bottom LMAO. its cool others have noticed the similarities between dio and doffy too! i always wonder if long running mangaka take insp from each other sometimes

omg…im converting u…my influence as the fav sanji lover /j. but that makes me happy!! hell yea we’re changing outlooks over here. i validate ur sanji hatred but i also wont be mad if u like him a little teehee. his fanon is. a lot better than his canon tho so. that helps. we are fixing him. taking him away from oda and dressing him up like a doll . and if u go back to hating him thats ok too at least he isnt old man joseph 

i only interact w one piece here on tumblr or in the 2 op discord servers i happen to be in. with it being so mainstream (and i have. never been in a mainstream popular fandom like this before) i know theres a ton of gross dudebros who like it so i try to avoid that. sucks to hear there’s a bunch of transphobia but im not surprised :/ i still do see yamato discourse and its like got damn how much convincing do u need yall. but no i agree it probably is the audience oda cultivated + his earlier portrayals…though i do really like that he. tried again and did better. though even with yamato i sometimes feel like he puts him in situations that go against canon (like why did he draw yamato as a geisha and include him in the womens day colorspread…oda why) but alas. give and take

YES THERE;S SO MANY CHARACTERS WHO HAVE INSTANCES LIKIE THAT!! SO MANY MORALS AND CONVICTIONS THEY STICK TO AND SO MANY STRONG CHARACTER TRAITS. thats why i find so many op characters easy to write, bc they’re outlined so heavily in the show in what their archetypes and ideals and behaviors are…it kinda bothers me that luffy falls asleep during moments like that too bc it would make ME upset but like. YEA THATS IN CHARACTER FOR HIM DFKNFV

AH A LAW LOVER!! he’s very popular !?!? i know he comes in again in wano but during punk hazard and dressrosa i was like is this enough screentime for how popular he is omg. i guess he’s just pathetic and sad and grungy punk emo boy . tbh if i didnt already have so many favs who fill that spot i would probably have him as a fav as well. but i do REALLY LIKE law. his backstory with cora….fucks me UP!! and he’s been through a lot and come out stronger. plus his juxtaposition and interactions with luffy and the strawhats is so fucking funny kcncd. the op server im in has PLENTY of law lovers so i see him often. i think i stole this from a tumblr post recently but i saw this and saved it to my phone bc i loved it so much

i relate to him here. he is so me. this was me dyking it up at university fr

ik this is from one piece party but i think it shows his secret silly here. he got it from cora i think how could he not. but he hides it under that I Am A Serious And Scary Doctor . like sure trafalgar 

YES send me the full list!! in return i will list more favs as well. mayhaps a tierlist of some kind. we will see

glad u liked the zoros :^) idk anything about jjk but i will look up this choso man one moment. [...] okay i actually really like his design (and hair) but that looks like hell to draw i wish u the best </3 i have a degree in art and ummm its still really hard sorry to tell u it does not get better </3 [JOKING THATS A JOKE A JOKE CJNCD]

here’s a question to leave u off with: what do you think each of the strawhats eye colors is? since most of them are just drawn with black dots. and IF DIFFERENT what are your headcanons/what do you Wish they were 👁️ eagerly awaiting ur response bc i have Opinions on this

talk to u next time!

[her-canine-teeth]

ALRIGHT SO.

circa one and a half months ago i was listening to the song spiracle by flower face and I thought 'omg this is so jackieshauna im gonna edit this' (or smth like that idk what i thought. but I did think smth like this is so jackieshauna and I did edit it soo)

then, a few days later i was listening to cornflower blue by flower face and was like 'actually. this is really jackieshauna too'. and THEN I thought 'wouldnt it be funny if I edited the whole album to jackieshauna? i bet i could do it. I can relate EVERYTHING to jackieshauna and I know back to you is in this album which is very jackieshauna'

so yeah. thats finished now.

which is weird bc I spent one and a half months editing them (mostly) back to back.

during that time ive discovered a love for editing which is amazing news for me and equally amazing news for anyone who likes them bc youre not gonna get rid of em anytime soon. Also I got better at editing.

I once read a story (Idk anymore where. maybe on here?) about a pottery class that was divided in two groups; one had to make as many pots as possible, the other one was supposed to make the perfect pot in the same amount of time. the ones who made as many pots eventually made the better ones. I think the story was abt writing, but every time I see spiracle i have to think abt it.

like, ive made like 5 edits total before that, and oke was literally just 'putting girls judt wanna have fun over the team eating jackie', so that's my real life progression omg. I mean I didnt know how to change velocity then (figured out somehow though)

my point is. actually I dont have one im just telling u what happened so im just gonna keep doing that

editing The Shark In Your Water was hard at times bc there are a lot of instrumental parts that are absolutely amazing to listen to and absolutely hard to edit bc I didnt know what to put there (was running on like 3 scene packs and 25 screen recordings so that was limiting too). isobel wasnt that jackieshauna too (i think im not sure which song) so I had to interpret a lot there lmao

ANYWAYS im not sure what to say now. theres probably more somewhere inside of me but cant find it rn. I just want to say im proud of myself thank you! for anyone who watched an edjt of mind and maybe reposted or smth and Idk i just wanna thank god for the opportunity

[anarchistbitch]

well it's not like according to tradition I replied in a timely manner lmao dont worry about it

sfjkfjsdk me too, i dont usually make playlists, i just leave everything in my liked and shuffle it and let it be what the universe dictates but idk i felt like getting them into one playlist

well if you add pepa pig id burst out laughing in the middle of a call probably and one of my work friends would probably shout "send her to sleep" bc thats what we say when we send clients back bc we cant do anything from our end so it would be funny and we would just ultimately skip it lmao

im looking forward to whatever songs you add, the playlist is long as fuck already tbh so it might take a while for the oli london song to come on

SFGDSJKFGDS well in my defense I had to ask bc i didnt know how long youve been on tumblr so yeah (shiro's cloning and the episode about it and the fight with keith)

anyways i motherfucking hated that they exploded adam and then tried to console us with curtis but anywaaaaaaay the fanfic is dirty laundry which if you were in the fandom i doubt you didnt end up hearing of it or at least the discourse around it but anyway it got deleted but i had it downloaded so have a google drive link https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BwU9LMiUJoN7RjFWSGZVUlJQd1U/view?

yeah, the whole not enrolling classes in uni is a mess and i try not to think about it too much rn (i am seeing a therapist and i hope that by next year i have figured out what i want to do) but i like my job, we(my team)'re actually planning to rent a house and stay there a weekend very soon to celebrate our supervisor's bday :'3

making choices that will greatly impact our futures is seriously so hard, and i also not qualified for any career advice but manifesting that whatever you choose in the end allows you to be happy

just last night it started raining hard so i got up to turn off the fan but then like two minutes later i got up to turn it on again bc even tho it was raining it is still so fucking hot, seriously hate the weather rn

god mountains are so preetty, specially when the weather is cool and they get all foggy

atsv is a masterpiece and it continues from itsv so damn well, i really do love it and i hope hollywood gets up it's ass and pays their workers what they're owed so we can see it soon

KJSDFJKSDFHJS i am still seeing so many miguel o hara edits everywhere for real, i gotta say tho im in love with hobie and pavitr

JKSHFJS i used to do something similar with fob, i had a lot of them printed out and would put them on my binder cover so that i could memorize the lyrics so i was all day everyday singing them until i memorized it and the changed it for another song

idk how id rank fob albums, its so hard when theyre soo good but i really do love so much for stardust, aside from that one i think my favs are save rock and roll and american beauty american pyscho, mania was the first album i was a fan of them when it came out so it has a special place in my heart as well

my special lyric is part time soulmates full time problem, ive always been a fan of soulmate aus and hhhhhhhh just makes my brain smooth, also we started off as shiny dimes but we got flipped too many times, we did it for futures that never came and for pasts that we're never going to change 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

cheers to us and our interesting meeting jdfshjf

love you and i hope you have a good week :3 get plenty of rest and fun and water!!

-M

i feel like if we had a competition on late replies i would emerge victorious😎(crying inside)

honestly fall is prolly the best time to make playlists[not that im gonna, but sure is a nice time yk] but ahhhh anyway!!!! havent added anything but u will know when i add it <3

check hello tumblr user nonbinarymikaela pls provide access to the drive check [i checked out of any fandom drama cause i had so many exams that yr lmao. only time the edu system saved me]

[this is me actually hi]

honestly idek if i like my degree rn, like i really wanted to go for a history degree a couple years back before i changed my stream[its a whole educational system thats actually fucking fucked in india i hope it dies soon💜] but on the flip side - it was pretty hard to get a spot in my uni anyway so now im just in a whirlpool of smth. bleh

thinking of how next year is so close is like skewering me and roasting me like a kebab😭😭😭😭[but like dont keep a strict timeline yk, ur like seriously cool and i think any decision you take will be the best as along as your the one taking it ] [i wish i had answered this earlier so i couldve wish you good time on ur retreat but i hope it was good anyway💜💜💜💜💜💜💜]

man i need to like seriously cope up with my decisions cause i need to take an exam for my career which is seriously sooo..... but yea thats how its going

omg its raining here too and my college[which is seriously just a reformated jungle] turned into a swamp ish and they STILL didnt cancel classes. and i forgot my umbrella. i came back home like a sad wet cat .

gotta love that near-to-the-equator ass weather with climate change [i need to kill billionaires rn]

hope the strikes come to a fruitful end soon[for saf-aftra & iatse !!! fuck the amptp!!] but also i wouldnt mind waiting a couple years for btsv if the animators need that time to like animate in a safe and healthy manner yk

OH wait also im on my halloween movies watch rn!! just finished the addams family and watching paranorman rn [i need a gomez man btw. need him to be silly and obsessed and intense.and mwah]

[also if u wanna watch an indian series made in heaven is pretty cool(its okay-ish in terms of writing but it covers some very important social issues + the main leads are hot and dubious. what more do i need to watch a show)]

hobie kinda scratched a very specific itch in my brain like i want to be him AND kiss him , pavitr is so slay, and o'hara needs like a massage session thing where they unlock the trauma in ur knees or like a stamlo 50mg.

me & my friends fav fob lyrics was the 'how the mighty fall' cause we would do that "fall out...boi" intro everytime lol

i dont think i have a fave lyric but i think immortals was a top contender for reasons[i like big hero 6 :3]

Song rec: nothings new by rio romeo (saw it in a reels animatic and .. yea)

to many more yrs of late asks 🥂(appy juice cause i dont like the taste of alcohol)

my love and hopes to u💜💜💜 and also an umbrella for this weather☔

p.s. drink water/soup/iced tea + i care for u+ W in the chats

[rrxnjun]

stress is deff a bitch but i feel like me and stress are the same now so🤡🤡

it's the 20th of august🤭 nooo that's a bit sad that u couldn't add urs but ur still a king for adding three birthdays in there🫡

WELL I HOPE THAT WONT HAPPEN AGAIN!!🤣 whaaattt that's such a long time oh my but the fact that u still had it is jaw dropping tbh

i don't understand why middle aged women have to be so rude sometimes☹️ wait i completely forgot that accents exist oh my god now thats even worse🥲 YEYY U SHOULD ARANGE ONE IN OCTOBER AS WELL COME TO THE 5SOS SHOW WITH ME/j (i'm heartbroken i have no one to go with so i probably can't attend) (i hope this doesn't break ur heart more cuz i saw ur posts about them sorry if it does☹️☹️hope i didn't cross a line with this joke☹️)

NOT TELLING ANYONE🫢 i look up to u for that cuz i'm still pretty much unable to do i suck💔 SO TRUE THE BEST DESCRIPTION I HEARD OF THEM JUST SOME GUYS!! i was so sad when yedam and mashiho left and i understand the soft spot he is such a lovely guy🥹 being a treasure stan is fun and a heartbreak but glad u admit now that ur a teume 🥲😌 ofc ofc we are sharing😵‍💫 HE IS SUCH A MENACE AND ITS SO FUNNY tbh he was the reason why i came back to tumblr cuz i wanted to see more content and things about him then i ran into the same problem as u that there are not that many writers in the fandom here tbh (or i just can't find them)💔 (sooo if u end up writing something for jihoon i will be waiting🫣)

IT SHOULDNT BREAK UR HEART IM SORRY IT WAS A CRY IN A POSITIVE WAY!!! i think it just means u portray emotions well (?) cuz every time there is a good sad scene in movies or books i just have to fight the tears back even when i was in a good mood before💔 AND THANK U FOR BEING AN AMAZING WRITER AND JUST BEING LOVELY AND READING MY LONG ASS REPLIES LMAO U ARE JUST TOO NICE OF A PERSON💖💕💝 (liebestraum anon💕)

omg 20th august is such a good bday to have im noting it down!!! 😌😌

IT IS the fic was originally supposed to be a part of collab but the writer deactivated and cancelled it but when i asked if i can keep the idea they were ok with it!! so yeah hopefully one day 💓

LOOK lets go to the concert together 😭😭 im like,, half serious and half joking 😭😭😭 i keep telling my mum about it and like the bus tickets to budapest are only 7€ and then i can find a cheap hotel and shit and i have money saved for the tickets 😭😭😭 like. budapest is objectively the closest stop to me ((even tho im still salty there is no vienna then i would go for sure) and i wanted to visit anyway 😌 but my mum doesnt wanna go w me and my dad doesnt either and i have no friends that would wanna go w me either and i am not allowed to go alone so. theres that 😭😭 i dont think ill get to go tbh im still kinda heartbroken but oh well its not the first time :// if i didnt live in such a shitty ass place this would all be easier 😭

girl i think its a miracle tbh but i got the names down. thanking my hyperfixation tendencies 💓💓💓 when i saw it i was so shocked tbh and now i keep getting sad mashidam edits on my tiktok fp and living through the pain LMAO. GIRL my crush on jihoon is getting out of control like genuinely what the fuck is happening to me- WHY IS TEUMEBLR SO DRY THO WHERE ARE THE FICS ??? i found like 3 fics and the rest are like 2 years old headcanon posts its such a struggle 😭😭 do i really have to do everything myself on this site.... (dont feed my delusions but give it a few months and if i dont fall out of them i can see myself creating a seperate treasure blog.....got a jihoon drabble idea the other day but. i will contain myself. so far he's the new main side character of the mark fic im writing 🥴)

awh you are too sweet 😭😭😭😭 thank u so so much !!!! this means the whole world to me 💓 once again was happy to hear from u, hope youre doing well ily xx

[symphorine]

end of game thoughts! basically all if act 3 i think. i put it in a notes app as i was playing so this is my thoughts as i went :') bed time now good night all

point of no return... end of game here i come

oh yes. i suppose we didnt account for them MAKING an eclipse. altho with elgarnan being lord of the day and night maybe we should have rip.

weird long pause when making the little speech... also god. some rly cheesy lines. it was cute a few times but its just kinda grating now. also "we might not all make it back" haha. lol. lmao even.

im making the rounds before checking on my li and actually not everyone rly has smth to say thats like... relevant to the situation??? why not??? Harding gave me a line that was clearly from around the treviso/minrathous decision! neve talked to me about bellara's serials 😭 what

lucanis "they moved the /moon/" idk what to tell u babe. ur right. we are fucked. onwards!

"if i have to kill every blighted creature in thedas to keep you safe, i will." no zevran but i like it anyway. also frustrated that rooks tone is always very similar no matter what mood u choose. the inq had little personality but rook Has One Personality which... i dont think is better. and even then ive had moments of They Would Not Fucking Say That. sigh.

also like... its sweet. but weve had so little romance content before that its... a little out of nowhere? just like. idk. i guess it never feels like enough. ill table this for now. later edit: yeah the i love you moment of later on doesnt feel super earned. i feel like some romance specific lines/banter, maybe a scene or two, would have helped flesh it out more.

oh we're gonna talk to varric? FAscinating 🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂 oh my god this is excruciating give me the reveal now i cant go through more varric stock phrases.

man are u telling me we really never get to suspect anything????? this sucks. i know somethings wrong!!! before i got spoiled halfway through i was already suspicious!!! why can't rook be also!!!!

i know whoever i choose is gonna die and im :((((((((

ok very funny that its the endgame but we can still get loot. bro what am i gonna do with a flawless crystal now, chuck it at the archdemon? (dont get me wrong im collecting all that)

neve asked what the antaam was chanting and my rook answered... how would they even know. theyre an elf and a warden

got a codex entry that says "andruil is gone. lost." and during their confrontation solas and elgarnan also said the other evanuris were dead... but solas imprisoned all of them right? so what happened? did solas kill them during that ritual? or manage to transfer them first? did they get consumed by the blight in their prison? were they already dead and he imprisoned their corpses?

SOLAS YOU MOTHERFUCKER

mortals cannot win this LET US TRY. HELP US. WHAT IS THIS. IM GOING TO TEAR YOU APART WITH TWEEZERS AND BANISH EVERY FRAGMENT OF YOU ACROSS THE FADE AND THE MORTAL WORLD.

ok i will say having allllmost romanced bellara and hcing rook and her are very close, seeing all those regret statues of her is hitting a little bit.

OH SHE TALKED... BELLARA ;n;

ooooh... "you taught me it was okay to be angry. that sometimes you /have/ to be. but that it shouldn't destroy you." actually so very fitting here when daea is feeling absolute rage and despair. they should be angry but they cant let it destroy and control them. they have to be a person and not an emotion. aughoughoughhhh

SHOT OF THE DOOR LEADING TO VARRICS ROOM... DAEA'S BEEN FEELING LIKE SOMETHING WRONG BUT UNABLE TO PUT THEIR FINGER ON IT... THEYVE DREAMED ABOUT THE DOOR BUT DIDNT REALIZE WHAT IT WAS... OOOOOOH

THE WHOLE TIME. THE WHOLE TIME!!! AND HE TOLD ME TO SAY SORRY TO VARRIC!!!!! AND NO ONE TALKED ABOUT HIM. SOLAS IM COMING FOR YOU.

pretty sure he didnt mean to OKAY AND THE REST??? THAT WASNT AN ACCIDENT.

wait so. was it solas impersonating varric or was it rook just... making him up in the fade???? what??? also wow why did no one ever try to talk to me about varric at all.

"only the venatori survived" sooo did they kill dorian?

man. and after all that the devs still hope i might feel sorry for solas? lol.

mannnn we were in there for days????

awww the little romance scene with lucanis was very sweet. his romance overall is very like. some sweetness amidst the desolation kind of feeling. i like it.

honestly daea has always gotten along ok with spite but right now? best buds.

i liked the little cinematics... we fightin. also i ended up with lucanis and davrin as a team which is a nice echo of weisshaupt - they fought about it, both feeling guilty, both wanting second chances. we're here now.

the venatori said "this is for zara!" and lucanis replied "she's dead. get over it!" beautiful

WE'RE GOING TO TALK TO SOLAS ALONE?? ON AN ELEVATED PLATFORM??? WHILE HE'S DOING MAGIC???? HE BETTER NOT STAB ME

"you are as surprising as ever. even i could not escape that prison. for you to manage it..." you absolute narrow minded imbecile. im going to stab YOU.

ok i cant liveblog the test of this conversation but im not happy. solas im going to bury you in manure. also confirmation solas did the varric thing. little fucker. oooh hes feeling bad now YEAH I DONT CARE AND NEITHER DOES DAEA

"by love for friends ive failed and hurt" maybe. if you stopped killing your friends. youd have more of them. and less hurt. ever thought about that.

BELLARAAAAA

ok fine the wolf transformation was cool. whatever.

aw dorians alive. also the inquisitor showing up with no armor... listen. was it really that hard to ask us for their class so u could give them some armor for this. like truly.

bellara... my blighted darling...

ok we get a little bit of factions helping each other at the end in a codex entry. why couldnt we get more? :( also i wish ambient dialogue that you accidentally cut off triggered again, like for companion banter

oh solas lied again. shocking. when did all the other gods die tho??? did i miss something????

when i ask if drawing solas' blood is the only solution i didnt mean that i didnt wanna do blood magic just that i wondered if there was an easier way... man the way the game treats blood magic... unsurprising but frustrating.

jdhdksks bc of the stupid high crits i get combat against small fry rly backs up the "i dont have time for this" feeling for daea. warrior fighting has been soooo fun and satisfying... i started dao for the very first time with a sword and shield warrior too and it was <3 atrocious <3 but im glad i picked this for davg

kinda wanna do another warden run with either bel or neve romance and being blighted wt the end... blight girlfriends <3 yay <3

so funny to me that when u can open a door the handle is highlighted. but rook has never learned to use a doorknob. not a single time through this while game.

couldnt they have made wolf solas... nicer... hairier- hold on is this because hes bald.

oooh bellara 😭😭😭 putting herself back into the blight 😭😭😭😭

"you... are mortal, elgarnan. enjoy it while it lasts!" YEAH OK COOL TOO

i like that even though i (and daea) am angry at solas for the, yknow, everything, its still satisfying to see him get his justice/revenge on elgarnan. it feels right.

U CAN SWITCH ARMOR BEFORE FIGHTING HIM AGAIN FLSGSLDHDLS ive been switching between 2 armors bc 1 is a good all rounder but another gives me v good protection against fire. so since elgarnan is clearly gonna be using fire now i went to see if i could switch to the fireproof one. and i can. amazing. also he was vulnerable to necrotic damage first and is vulnerable to ice now... i brought lucanis and neve... good pairing :>

man... i got all options. i think... daea is so angry at solas. for their friends, for all his victims, for themselves as a dalish elf and a warden. but theyre tired of fighting. and if they can ask him to stop before having to kill another god today... and thinking abt harding's words in the fade prison... hmmm... interesting in the sense that theyve been angry, lighthearted and nice but with a lot of that anger and desire for justice underneath, but now at the end theyre choosing to get past it. theyre tired of it. mmmm

ballaraaaaaaAAA UNBLIGHTED????? CAN WE CURE THE GODDAMN BLIGHT NOW????? BIOWARE

archon dorian... jdhsks hes the last magister left basically. he gets the seat by default. also every time we talk abt the griffons i have... questions abt how theyre gonna breed them out of extinction. idk maybe genetics work differently for griffons. better hope thats how it works cause otherwise uuuh extinction is just delayed

anyway i am a little baffled by that one chest i found after being able to interact with the last merchant but otherwise act 3 was v well done i think. not rly much more to say, it satisfied me, i liked that i got to actually fight (verbally) with solas lol and i do think the "good" ending of convincing him to bind the veil to himself was actually rewarding for me as a player, even when i spent the game exasperated at him. good voice acting but also good body language there!!! which was a pleasant surprise since body animations are a little lacking imo for the rest of the game. bellara worked rly well for the role of the blighted companion so im glad i picked her! curious if neve has different dialogue, bc if not then bellara is def best. a little sad that hardings gone but also baffled at like. the wasted potential for a further storyline??? this isnt dao they knew to plan for a possible future game, but harding can be permanently dead, so...? altho. i guess we didnt actually get the body after. no body no death? dead but not entirely, part of the stone now? hmmmm

ill replay it for sure, the ending/act 3 actually sold me more on the game. i stilllll think as a dragon age continuation its... err. not what i wanted. not what id have liked. all the retcon and smoothing over of potential... meanness or people/faction being bad stings and spells a future direction im just not that interested in for the dragon age universe. but as a game? yeah i enjoyed it, i liked the gameplay, the npcs, found the romance a little lacking but rly liked the amount of inter companion interaction and reactivity, i thought all companion quests had a good emotional end, the game itself is very pretty, im annoyed at the sort of One General Personality With Small Variations that rook seems to have (mostly bc itll be hard to like... feel like playthroughs are very different/rooks are different ppl), but tbh im about as annoyed with it as i was with the inquisitor, just differently. think they should def have done smth different for the inquisitor in davg bc that showed theyd learned nothing of the reaction to hawke in dai, but i expected it lol. i liked the music eventually! the main theme even grew on me. i have more particular gripes with lore/character treatment but ill let that simmer for a bit. im gonna go to bed nowwww

ps not suuuper happy about the solas toesucking tone that keeps popping up tho. it was hard to say i was angry at him for most of the game! to express it! and ur clearly presented with, at least, a lot of reasons to feel bad for him. and when u talk to the inquisitor... hmmm. yeah. altho i suppose ill try with my (never-finished-the-playthrough) solasmancing inquisitor next run and see what thats like

can't sleep so gonna jot down some thoughts abt davg under a readmore. itll have spoilers!

[crescentfool]

the fics i’ve read in july 2021

happy august everyone! to continue the tradition that i started last month, i’ll once again be making a compilation that highlights my favorite persona 5 fics. if you’d like to see last month’s fic recommendation list, you can find that here.

all fics listed here are from persona 5, and mostly consist of shuake / akeshu fics. please mind the tags/warnings/ratings when viewing the fics; read what you’re most comfortable with! with this in mind, the full list is located under the cut.

all fics are formatted as TITLE by author | rating | appx. word count | brief description of fic (including main ship/character, tropes/AU, and whether the fic is completed, ongoing, or abandoned)

Talkative Sleep by Zeliez | G | 1.4k | very soft akeshu oneshot where goro talks in his sleep, highlighting his more vulnerable side! recommended for anyone who wants a cute read and wants an instant serotonin boost!

Hello, Stranger by UnluckyLeek | G | 18k | a completed multichapter fic that focuses on akechi in post-p5r, with an emphasis on akechi and sojiro friendship.

you’re the one (who signed up for this) by pana (panaceaa) | M | 11k | an incredibly soft shuake oneshot that highlights the different aspects of akira and goro’s married life, all from goro’s POV!

Rent a Boyfriend by wabisoapy | T | 4.5k | a shuake oneshot that prominently features the fake dating trope. recommended for anyone looking for a hilarious read and great dialogue!

the prices for your lips by corrupted_voracity | T | 10.1k | akeshu oneshot where akira runs a kissing booth and kisses Everyone™ (at the expense of goro’s sanity). features great depictions of body language and visual imagery!

Two Can Play at That Game by orphan_account | T | 44.1k | a completed multichapter shuake fic where ren and goro play gay chicken with each other. takes place from ren’s POV, and showcases his emotions while emphasizing his rivalry with goro.

War Games by assentodele | T | 3.4k | shuake oneshot that provides a glimpse into akira and goro’s banter. features fantastic dialogue and characterization, and is practically shuake verbal ammunition, the fic.

Once More, With Feeling by beesandtoes | M | 77k | a completed multichapter shuake fic where akira and goro are stuck on a time loop on december 11th (aka the engine room). the development and progression of shuake’s relationship here is wonderful but also features a Lot of mental health issues (which are beautifully rendered).

and that’s all the fics i have to recommend for now! i hope to see you all next month for another batch of lovely fics. in the meantime, i hope anyone who reads these fics enjoys them as much as i did!

[doodleodds]

So the twilight corridor in maruki’s palace has a lot of stairs in it. like a LOT

Hey guys, long time no post! I’ve been really busy trying to finish my senior project for school....so much so that I really haven’t had a lot of time to draw things for myself :( But!! Here’s something kind of experimental I did to unwind a little in my downtime! I’d like to add (full) color to this eventually, but knowing me there’s a very high chance that I won’t! So I’ll just post this now, I guess.

Also, here’s the original sketch I was going off of before I realized “shit man I can’t draw backgrounds, how tf am i gonna animate/color that” and changed it:

:^)

[1-800-i-ship-it]

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Name: Bluris, you can also call me blu/blue or Your Majesty, any works (I’m kidding about the last one pls don’t call me that), “hey you,” that-person-who-doesn’t-know-what-they’re-doing is also acceptable, as well as That Mess™ and ofc master procrastinator 

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Age: adult by definition, theoretically a 10 year old. kind of stuck btwn 8-10 probably

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Fandoms: Tower of God (mostly this blog), ORV (Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint), ATLA (Avatar: The Last Airbender), TLOK (The Legend of Korra), DC (help me im being pulled into the dc universe (edit jul ‘22: yeah im done for)), Link Click (時光代理人/shi guang dai li ren), Inception, Spy x Family, Heartstopper, Arcane, Sherlock BBC (mostly on sideblog @1-800-get-sherlocked), a lot of other webtoons/some anime that would take too long for me to list (BUT IF U WANT TO KNOW WHAT I READ...I’D BE HAPPY TO SEND U THE WHOLE LIST (edit jul’22 i literally made a spreadsheet), and some Percy Jackson + Hunger Games (throwback to when I was really obsessed with THG years ago haha), and I’m about to be sucked into a lot more...rip me haha

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Ships: Khunbam, Joongdok, Superbat, Shiguang, Arthureames, Zukka, Korrasami, Wuko, Johnlock, Everlark, buncha others, if i somehow have the motivation to list them later on, i will

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I write poetry and make gifs sometimes! (edit: emphasis on sometimes...) most gifs on @1-800-get-sherlocked but I did make some for ToG here + the occasional shitpost or something cursed, i also scream in the tags a lot

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Answered Asks (also tagged under “bluris answers asks”)

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Long ask? u can send it to Submit a Post instead; if u want to stay anon just lmk (or go to a web browser and put in a random email, that makes it anon too)

please specify if you want a long/short answer, default is rambling (no one has specified yet so i suppose yall gud with rambling huh xD) i put this so that short answers can get answered quicker lmao 

if you want your ask to be answered privately, please lmk! 

you can request:

gifs from me for Tower of God or Sherlock BBC (preferably ask me on @1-800-get-sherlocked for a sherlock gif) please specify the time range (if it’s longer than 30 sec i will have to split it up) and any text you want me to add  

headcanons are okay too! but no incest etc, will not write extremely explicit content but a little is fine

if you need help finding ep number of something i can do my best to help (naming my screenshots will now come in handy wont it xD)

this is just stuff ive mostly been asked before, but if u have smth else u wanna ask, by all means go for it! 

edit: NOT caught up on tog (both webtoon/anime...) (sorry!! tryna clean up my current screenshots first...) (edit 12/24: tryna start rereading at some point ahh)

Extra: 

I love getting asks! send them my way :P 

fic/books/movies/shows/anime/webtoon etc... recs are welcome too! i might not get to them quickly but i do mark them for later and i do my best to get to them and i will write feedback later (again i do procrastinate a lot so...im sorry if i dont get to it very soon :’))

and yes sending asks in response to ask game posts is great

u can send me random stuff too lmao i dont mind 

basically feel free to send me whatever, i do my best to answer!

Note: as per my procrastinator header, yes, I do procrastinate, so don’t feel like you are being ignored if your ask isn’t answered right away, it might be bc it requires me to gather info/thoughts which sometimes takes me a while to do! or i often save things in drafts and forget and then remember later 😅

if you think your ask might have been eaten, u can send another ask asking about it, and i will respond with either a) it’s been eaten or b) im working on answering the ask, it just takes me a while sometimes

lastly, I reserve the right to not answer an ask

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Misc:

Want to be friends? just send me a message/ask/submission! :D (just to be clear i dont mean this in a creepy way) as ez as 1-2-3 (also I’m literally not intimidating at all dw (how does one be intimidating? help /j)), even if we’re not mutuals it’s perfectly fine :D and anon is ok too dw ^^ i would love to talk to you! <3 *

fun fact I actually have multiple friends I made through this method so just letting u know...it works :P

I love getting tagged in stuff, feel free to do so <3 (btw if i dont reblog soon its just cause i have it in drafts, again, procrastination) 

love it when ppl reply to posts or add stuff in reblogs or scream in the tags!

ask to tag cw/tw, etc...; pls tell me if theres smth i should tag, i wont mind and i’ll be glad im aware of it now 

if i’ve made a mistake, pls lmk

im open to being a beta reader :D

theres probably something im forgetting but oh well if i remember i’ll add it later

that should be it~

hope you enjoy your stay! <3

*if you need someone to talk to, i will always be open to listening! however, i am not a professional, so if you really need help especially ASAP, please check below the cut for resources (phone numbers, apps, tips, etc...) you can reach out to! i want you to be able to seek the help you need <3 

warning: there may be triggering words under the cut, proceed with caution (i didn’t use tags on purpose bc this is under the cut and i gave a warning + want to make sure ppl can see resources)

Phone Numbers

International suicide hotlines:

http://www.suicide.org/international-suicide-hotlines.html

National suicide hotlines (by state):

http://suicide.org/suicide-hotlines.html

post on what to do when you are thinking of suicide

7 cups:

there are free trained online listeners to talk to those who are struggling, and also a paid therapists option, please check it out ^^

https://www.7cups.com/

Wysa, an app where you can talk to an AI penguin that helps with your thoughts, sign up for online therapy, access resources for emergency situations, and much more

https://www.wysa.io/

Trevor Project:

https://www.thetrevorproject.org/

If outside America:

https://www.thetrevorproject.org/trvr_support_center/international/

App that helps you avoid sh

panic attack tips 

how to report suicide/self-harm concern on posts  

100 reasons why not to kill yourself + a lot of phone numbers for basically any country

Lastly, a self care masterpost with many resources on it

shoutout to my wonderful friend @cannottranslate for sending some of the resources mentioned above ^^ thank you dango <3 

[everythingsinred]

idk honestly!

to be fair natsume is a villain (sorta) in the first few chapters. he's mikan's enemy and it's really easy based off those few chapters to decide "this guy sucks!" (this kind of stubbornness makes consuming any kind of media boring lmao).

and yeah i do see that most natsume haters on tumblr are new to the manga or are rereading after a long time. they post a little in the tag and then disappear forever so... obviously the story, which is so natsume-heavy, didn't really interest them all that much.

the haters on ffn are from a while ago, sure, but theyre sometimes worse bc they have power thru fics... and the ffn categorizing system isnt ideal. they'll pair mikan with the most random ppl if only to get the chance to write natsume as a cheater or rapist... its so tiresome. mikan needs to leave her abusive boyfriend natsume and get together with [insert character here] who treats her RIGHT!!! when characters arent tagged at the bottom or they dont include the ship in the description, u can end up reading way too much of an absurd hate piece. (tho the worst fic ive ever read in any fandom ever was written by someone who DIDNT hate natsume but still wrote him like a fucking creep villain but i wont get into that rn... gross)

in any case, whatever people SAY they hate about natsume, the truth is that they hate him for getting in the way of their ship. whether they wanted mikan to be with ruka, hotaru, tsubasa (?), or even fucking youichi, they blame natsume, and it's obvious that this bitterness is the driving force for their hatred, way more than any problematic behavior of his in canon. they make their motives pretty clear bc when they arent calling natsume (who's 10 years old) abusive, they're calling him a cock-blocker, incel, stalker, etc. they think mikan only chose him bc he's dying and she feels sorry for him! makes me wanna throw up, how disrespectful that is to natsume, mikan, AND to their story. and to me!!!

i bring that last point up bc thats actually what initially inspired me to write a nm essay in the first place. i saw someone on the tag (some 7 or 8 years ago) claiming that mikan would never have chosen natsume if she wasnt faced with the pressure of his imminent death and that pissed me off so much that i decided i was gonna write the longest essay ever. my mikan edition of this essay is tied with the general thesis of debunking that person (who i dont remember anything about except that i blocked them right after i saw their post like i always do when i see rancid takes)

anyway. youre very right that they lack critical thinking or else they wouldnt be acting this way. thanks for tolerating my rambling <3

ppl have asked me where i see natsume hate but i’m rly curious how u guys DONT see it on youtube and ffn (and even tumblr if u scroll down long enough) constantly how are y’all doing it tell me i’m so sick of them disparaging my boy

[inkykeiji]

GOOD MORNING BESTIE!! i was going through my bookmarks on twt and i found toji fanart for u so u can see what im talking ab when i mean dilf of the century he’s so &!;/5@ im in love with him ‼️SPARE COCK SIR PLEASE‼️ anywho clari i have a hankering for some hot cheetos rn but we dont have any im about to CRY AND our car is currently getting repaired so we cant get any my life is pain woe is me clari if you can, please get some hot cheetos in my place and savor them </33 you never know if this is the last time ANYWAY how are you today i hope you’re having a fantastic day bestie may u get everything your beautiful leetle heart craves - bestie anon

OOOOH WOW LMAO yes he’s cute!!!! i’m nearly all caught up now 🥺🥺🥺 i have like four episodes left??? anyway my favourites are yuuji + sukuna (do we count them as two separate people or are they like halves or what idk how this fandom works i’m so new), gojou and toge <33 are we even surprised at all????? i’m not. but you guys were right it did get better and the pace picked up a teeny bit more!!! i really like the relationships between the characters ehehe 🥰

omg bestie i truly hope you get your hot cheetos soon!!!!!!!! i am crossing my fingers for u!!!! and omg we’re in the same timezone!!!

[dnofsunshine]

You Have (1) New Message || Ch 02: Older Kids p1 (Digimon Chatfic)

fandom: Digimon Adventure/02 fic summary:

Yamato is online. Yamato: What the hell is this tachikawaii mimi: as the title says, a group chat for bad bitches only (〃＾▽＾〃) Yamato: But Taichi is here tachikawaii mimi: created by the baddest b tachikawaii mimi: LOL SAVAGE Taichi: excuse me

Or: The Digimon chatfic everyone has been waiting for, finally posted as a Christmas gift to my Nee-san, Green Spaghetti.

Also available on ao3!

[3:01pm]

Mimi is online.

Mimi added Sora, Jou, Koushiro, Yamato, and Taichi to the chat.

Mimi named the chat bad bitches only xoxo.

Mimi changed their name to tachikawaii mimi.

tachikawaii mimi changed edit settings to Admin Only.

tachikawaii mimi: school has left me bored af and i’m making it ur guys problem tachikawaii mimi: i mean i don’t expect jou to get online but

Jou is online.

tachikawaii mimi: oh i sit corrected

Jou muted the chat for 1 hour.

tachikawaii mimi: rude

Taichi is online.

Taichi: lmao Taichi: he prbly doesnt want the notifs during school hours

Yamato is online.

Yamato: What the hell is this tachikawaii mimi: as the title says, a group chat for bad bitches only (〃＾▽＾〃) Yamato: But Taichi is here tachikawaii mimi: created by the baddest b tachikawaii mimi: LOL SAVAGE Taichi: excuse me

tachikawaii mimi renamed the chat to bad bitches only (+ taichi). 

Taichi: le gASP Taichi: mimi change it back :( tachikawaii mimi: nah tachikawaii mimi: i asked for entertainment and i got it tachikawaii mimi: i mean the younger kids are cool too ofc <333 tachikawaii mimi: they’re just little darlings ;_; i feel like i shouldn’t curse a bunch in front of them Taichi: have u met yamato Yamato: I don’t curse that much in front of Takeru. And sometimes Hikari Taichi: everyone else tho? Yamato: …stuff may have slipped out  tachikawaii mimi: lol i mean they’re not little children Yamato: Excuse you Taichi: yeah hikari is 4ever my baby sister thank u tachikawaii mimi: but they’re still young!!!  tachikawaii mimi: and i feel like i should be a responsible friend-sister figure Taichi: . Taichi: sora talked to u abt it didnt she tachikawaii mimi: what ofc not tachikawaii mimi: …how did u know Taichi: just sounds like something sora would do lol Taichi: she’s the real mom friend here Yamato: Speaking of Sora she’s

Sora is online.

Yamato: Uh Sora: Been giving both you and Taichi dirty looks for the past five minutes? Sora: Yes Sora: Yes I have Yamato: …yeahhh Sora: Mimi we’re in school :(  tachikawaii mimi: sora that’s the point :(  Sora: You shouldn’t be on your phone in class :(  tachikawaii mimi: okay mom

tachikawaii mimi changed Sora’s name to Mom.

Mom: :)  Yamato: Uh oh. Taichi: mimi what have u done Taichi: u can’t see her face rn omg Yamato: ✌️ Taichi: good luck soldier

Yamato is offline.

Taichi is offline.

tachikawaii mimi: um???  Mom: Do you want me to start counting? tachikawaii mimi: jeez sora what am i five lol Mom: 3 tachikawaii mimi: holy shit ur actually doing it  Mom: 2 tachikawaii mimi: i lied sora’s the baddest bitch of all i’m sorry sora

tachikawaii mimi is offline.

Mom: :) 

Mom is offline.

—

[5:36pm]

Jou is online.

Jou: Sorry to disappear but we were in school and I was trying to pay attention in class.

tachikawaii mimi is online.

tachikawaii mimi: no its fine i expected u to be absent lmao tachikawaii mimi: sora was mad anyway Jou: Yeah, I saw. Scary. Jou:  (･ω･;) tachikawaii mimi: GASPPPPP Jou: ??

Yamato is online.

tachikawaii mimi: u use emojis :’) tachikawaii mimi: last time we texted you were all like I Type Normal Without Emotion But Punctuation. tachikawaii mimi: what caused the change good sir?? Jou: A friend of mine uses them and I found them fun. Is that bad? tachikawaii mimi: no!!!

Taichi is online.

tachikawaii mimi: it’s cute (≧_≦) Jou: :)  Taichi: i didnt know u had friends outside of us jou lol Taichi: /jkjk Yamato: Funny, I thought the same thing abt you @Taichi   tachikawaii mimi: pffttt twice in one day Taichi: WHAT Taichi: I HAVE FRIENDS Taichi: ASK THE ENTIRE SOCCER TEAM Yamato: You don’t have to get defensive lol Taichi: ur the 1 who doesnt have friends like ur always lookin so mad all the time

tachikawaii mimi changed Yamato’s name to yamadto.

yamadto: Wtf tachikawaii mimi: u do have the best resting bitch face out of all of us tbh Jou: …I’m sorry Yamato, but you do always look grumpy. Taichi: unless he’s around takeru Taichi: takeru’s existence proves that yamato is just a big Softie underneath all those thorns :)  tachikawaii mimi: truth tachikawaii mimi: teddy bear yamato (⇀̥ ‸ ↼̥) yamadto: Shut up tachikawaii mimi: :)  Taichi: :))  Jou: :)))  yamadto: Stop yamadto: Smilies with extra ))) look weird Taichi: takeru uses them yamadto: They’re adorable Taichi: i rest my case

Mom is online.

Mom: Hi everyone :)  Jou: Hey Sora. Taichi: hi tachikawaii mimi: the baddest bitch returns!! <333 tachikawaii mimi: hiiii Mom: What’re you all up to? :)  Taichi: headin home from soccer practice  Jou: Studying for my exam tomorrow, wbu? tachikawaii mimi: ew tachikawaii mimi: but school is over jou tachikawaii mimi: trying to decide what color to paint my nails~ Jou: But it’s March?? The school year is wrapping up??  Mom: We just wrapped up tennis practice :)  tachikawaii mimi: oooo tachikawaii mimi: did u captain all ur girls Mom: I tried lol Mom: I hope the first-years will be okay when we go to high school Taichi: i feel that Taichi: feels like i was just elected captain and now i’m passing it down to someone else Taichi: gonna miss these guys Jou: Your coaches still let you play this late in the year as third-years? Taichi: by choice yeah Taichi: i got a sports scholarship for my high school and entrance exams are over anyway Jou: Oh right Sora: As long as my grades are fine I can play :) I passed the entrance exams back in February tachikawaii mimi: aww cmon guys ur graduating junior high not dying tachikawaii mimi: i didn’t come back to japan from america for a funeral :/  yamadto: I’m surprised you didn’t wait till the next school year tachikawaii mimi: well american school years are different from japanese school years lol tachikawaii mimi: it was easier to come back before the second semester of american school than wait til june and miss most of the first term of a new japanese school year Jou: That’s true yamadto: Fair enough Jou: But a lot of schools have transfer students! tachikawaii mimi: yeah but after everything that happened in december i just wanna be home <3  Mom: Understandable <3 tachikawaii mimi: i’m visiting america in the summer tho lol tachikawaii mimi: america in the summer is just ヾ(♥∇♥)ゞ yamadto: Lol tachikawaii mimi: the hawaiian beach is beautiful Mom: I remember you sent pictures and postcards when you went! Taichi: i remember too Taichi: koushiro n yamato n takeru n i were busy, yk, saving the internet Taichi: n you were enjoying the beach tachikawaii mimi: bitterness doesn’t suit u honey yamadto: Lol Taichi: where is koushiro anyway tachikawaii mimi: good question Jou: Probably busy. tachikawaii mimi: not anymoreeeee tachikawaii mimi: @Koushiro  Taichi: @Koushiro  Mom: He’s probably not available to chat at the moment, leave him be tachikawaii mimi: @Koushiro  Taichi: @Koushiro  Mom: Guys tachikawaii mimi: @Koushiro  Taichi: @Koushiro  Mom: :)  yamadto: That’s the most passive-aggressive smile I’ve seen tachikawaii mimi: Uh oh tachikawaii mimi: sorry mom we’ll stop Taichi: r u sure it’s passive aggrressive yamadto: My parents are divorced yamadto: I’m sure yamadto: Plus do you remember Sora’s expression from earlier? Taichi: … Taichi: sorry mom we’ll stop tachikawaii mimi: u know what we can do tho tachikawaii mimi: change the remaining names Taichi: idk why u said we since u changed the settings to where only u have accss to that shit tachikawaii mimi: yeah lmao ur right i just like being in control of everything here haha Taichi: at least make mine cool pls

tachikawaii mimi changed Taichi’s name to noob.

noob: this is a hate crime yamadto: Lol

tachikawaii mimi changed Jou’s name to Dad.

tachikawaii mimi changed Koushiro’s name to criminal monstermind.

Dad: Um?? tachikawaii mimi: u do give off dad energy jou <33 noob: how come u gave me this name noob: but koushiro gets a badass name??? tachikawaii mimi: cos he’s our very own digital world tech master ofc tachikawaii mimi: the true mpv tachikawaii mimi: ur just reckless and a himbo yamadto: Ha tachikawaii mimi: oh hush u  tachikawaii mimi: u know how often u contribute to his dumbassery tachikawaii mimi: takeru & hikari r like the only reason ur not dead tachikawaii mimi: and don’t get me started on often sora & jou had to pull u out of some stupid situation Mom: She’s not wrong Mom: Aww Jou we match <3  Dad: I’m too young and too anxious for kids. Dad: How did this happen? Dad: Yesterday I was just a regular teen with a regular life. Dad: Now I’m a father. Dad: (|||❛︵❛) yamadto: Face it Jou you’ve never had a regular life noob: ur best friend is a talking seal Dad: Fair. Mom: Jou it’s okay it’s just all good and fun <3 tachikawaii mimi: be like sora and accept ur fate jou Dad: Next thing you know, I’ll be making terrible jokes and drinking three beers to sleep. tachikawaii mimi: jou srsly it’s ok to do u want me to change it back yamadto: Just stay away from the cigarettes and you’ll be fine Dad: Ugh. Okay. tachikawaii mimi: ok u accepted ur fate or ok u want me to change it Dad: It’s fine. Leave it. tachikawaii mimi: (♡⺣◡⺣)♡* Dad: But I really do have to study, so I may disappear. yamadto: It’s all good Jou Mom: Okay! Good luck <3  noob: later jou tachikawaii mimi: byeeeee~ Dad: Bye, guys. Take care.  tachikawaii mimi: <3333

Dad is offline.

noob: hey how come u offered to change jou’s name back noob: but im stuc k like this?? tachikawaii mimi: oh well would u look at the time tachikawaii mimi: i have to go walk my plant noob: wait mimi tachikawaii mimi: xoxoxo 

tachikawaii mimi is offline.

noob: MIMI Mom: Awww sorry Taichi Mom: I’m sure she’ll change it to something else eventually noob: (´-﹏-｀) noob: if u say so… Mom: :)  Mom: I have to go too tho Mom: Kaa-san’s needing me in her shop yamadto: OK yamadto: Later Sora Mom: Later!! Don’t forget to eat something tonight <333

Mom is offline.

yamadto: Got it noob: ok noob: just u n me now ig??

yamadto is offline.

noob: :/

—

[7:58pm]

criminal monstermind is online.

criminal monstermind: Sorry, just got to my computer. Why is my name like this? What is the purpose of this chat?

noob is online.

noob: nw noob: hey koushiro criminal monstermind: Hey, Taichi. noob: ????  criminal monstermind: Are you… not Taichi? noob: … noob: no its me noob: how did u know tho criminal monstermind: Lucky guess? noob: :/

[dreamscapesin1582]

Vampires + Model MC

SCENARIO:

MC used to model for the ads of their travel agency. It escalated there and somewhat she received a few offers of modelling for catalogs and women’s magazines.

For some reason, she had a few of those with her when she got teleported to 19th century France and she fell in love and blahblahblah.

One day, she was shopping for groceries when her lover entered her room and found some interesting books peeking out of her purse.

Let’s say it’s the summer edition… aka swimsuits :))))

IKESEN VERSION: Oda Forces  ||  Uesugi-Takeda Alliance

NAPOLEON BONAPARTE

*eyes emoji*

“oh shit”

what did i just stumble upon

he backs away, then thinks that it must be a future thing

“so we’re good” then he takes it again

“she never told me she used to model”

browses through every page with a furrow in his brow

like yall really be telling me that ppl see this for free?

where was this when i was cold and alone in my throne

the future is w i l d,,,

he’s not that fond of books but he will definitely keep this one

f o r   s u r e

when mc gets back, napo will def ask her abt it

WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART

“all these years in solitude and i still get blessed by the world”

why do i even go outside, i wonder

anyways mozart tries to put it back

mozart really tried to put it back

narrator: mozart could not put it back

makes sure no one is around before opening it again

“will this be the reason why jean will finally disown me”

nah lets just call it…….. m o t i v a t i o n

whenever he is in the music room, there are two (2) things in front of him

sheet music and the magazine

conclusion: he has no shame

“ITS FOR THE GLORY OF MY MUSIC MC”

LEONARDO DA VINCI

this one is up for any adventure amirite

so when he saw the magazines?

he just found the fucking treasure

yeah thats right im talking bout u

love yourself my hoes

a n y w a y s

after all those centuries, leonardo da vinci has never been this interested in anything

i mean being dead inside and all

he will examine the shit out of that magazine

the p e r f e c t i o n

he would admire how accurate the pictures are,,,,, and how s e x y

smirksmirksmirksmirk

ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE

…………..what do u even expect lmao

jk guess what

contrary to common belief, the moment arthur witnessed the sheer power that is your body dressed in full glory

is the moment all his blood evacuated to his face

and ejected itself through the orifice that is his nose

b o l l o c k s

bless the gods that created the female sex

bless your mother

“oh fuck it bless everyone”

and he meant it

he blessed everyone with the collection of your pictures

imagine theo snapping his neck once it reached vincent lol

VINCENT VAN GOGH

he was just innocently killing time in your room, waiting for u

and then the devil inside him presented itself through a magazine

just poppin out of nowhere like “sURpRiSE moThERfUcKEr”

anyways he was like “oh!”

oh my go od ne s s g ra cio u s

anyone can see the sun in sunshine boi

considering how hot his face feels

it doesnt help that the pictures were clear and pretty

accurately taking every curve–

“broer i was wondering if that next painting is done—BROER?!”

that’s theo finding him passed out with the evidence lmao

ISAAC NEWTON

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA he’s gone bro

the brain of the genius is now dysfunctional

“iS tHiS LegAL???????”

he looks at the pictures with both horror and sexual frustration lol

nervously takes it away

for science part 2

cue mc coming back later in the day

“isaac have you seen the magazine in my purse?”

spits tea

“huh w-what magazine no i didnt see a magazine idk any magazine what is a magazine even”

mc is partly amused at how he said that in a second

“god pls take me away”

here it is,,,, i couldnt help myself since i keep seeing my model mc hcs blowing up my notifs lolololol