#anyway yeah!!! Thanks for typing all that and for reading this love you again byeeee

[raspbrrytea]

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[hatt0riart]

I WANTED TO MAKE MORE THAN JUST THIS but it took like. a week to get done and im sick these days

anyways in light of mk1's nonsense i revisited some koncepts i had for a roleswap au. i took hanzo's inspiration from a mix of mkx and mk11 outfits and kuai i kind of just winged it based off my own preferences in past appearances!!

more rambling is under the cut about the actual AU :-]

PLEASE DO NOT REPOST MY ART ON ANY OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA OR CROP THEM FOR ICONS. THANK YOU!

SO I HAVE NOT ACTUALLY DEVELOPED THIS BEYOND SOME OLD SKETCHES I HAD OF KUAI'S DESIGN but i had some general ideas of how this was supposed to work???

the shirai ryu is still alive and well! he's still a family man and very clan oriented. satoshi is still born and grows into his clan's responsibilities, however harumi dies in child birth.

the lin kuei on the other hand is Not Doing Well. they end up getting wiped out during a raid from the shirai ryu and most of kuai's immediate family (whether by choice or blood) ends up going down with them.

prior to this kuai ends up passing after a failed mission to retrieve the map of elements from the shaolin temple in an attempt to prove himself to his clan. (instead of bi-han being the one set on that path, kuai ends up taking the initiative instead WAY before he's ready without anyone's knowledge and ends up dying when met with scorpion.)

most of it is similar how it is in actual canon for how scorpion's story goes. he gets resurrected he pledges loyalty to quan chi in order to get revenge, blah blah blah. mortal kombat happens. the two meet again at some point.

kuai's still on that "you killed my family" juice but its...more so about familial ties (like bi-han and smoke) rather than it being the love(s) of his life (like hanzo's wife and son) , seeing as he died young from his own overzealous nature.

very much has anger issues. he's impatient and has alot shorter of a temper by comparison to scorpion in the original canon. hardly ever humbled until that point lol

hanzo on the other hand is surprisingly more lax. meditates often, drinks alot of tea and while he *IS* stressed he handles it alot better than kuai does. maybe has a problem of ignoring his problems though for the sake of the task at hand.

kuai ends up harassing hanzo alot in this AU even outside of the tournament. he's kind of a bitchy ghost there to remind hanzo of what happened to him and lowkey hanzo guilts over it.

kuai has alot of grim reaper motifs in his design. he carries a scythe made of ice primarily and fights at a more long distance range.

hanzo on the other hand is alot more of an up close brawler. he keeps alot of design traits from mkx with a bit of mk11 sprinkled in for inspiration of his "classic" design.

STILL A PYROMANCER!! i just havent thought out how. he's just regarded with a bit more respect for having those unnatural abilities lol

but yeah this is just me spitballing in bullet points. i'm hoping to make more stuff later that is a bit more...thought out properly but it follows more of like

mk mythologies --> mk9 -> mkx

type of timeline i guess? except hanzo is in bi-han's position and kuai ends up being put in scorpion's. bi-han doesn't really have a place in the AU outside of being a background character and driving motive for kuai's vengeance later on. (though we're not gonna talk about how bi-han's mentality eventually fed into kuai's at a young age and made him come to the conclusions he did before he died.... maybe.)

smoke exists for the sake of painful flashbacks lol

satoshi's also a bg character but he does end up growing up with the shirai ryu and takes on his own share of clan responsibilities. idk whether or not he takes after hanzo's pyromancy or not in this AU but either way he grows up to be a well respected figure in the clan!

alot of stuff outside of this remains the same though, just the lin kuei and shirai ryu's dynamics get swapped.

ANYWAYS YEAH IF YOU READ THRU ALL THIS THANKS FOR READING BYEEEE (i'll be adding to this au more later on when i finish my other sketches lol)

[sukirichi]

— 💌 ; a love letter from @kyriaan

long post below regarding broken records. cw includes adultery, physical assault, toxic relationships, broken records spoilers, and mature content

[ from the ask ] BROKEN RECORDS ; track 005

Okay! I finally had time to actually sit down and properly read chap 5 cause ill be damned and burned if i dont pay special attention to one of my favorite series here! Rather drown or be sting by bees slowly 😒

🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙃 I for the first time don't even know where to start so allow me to be all over the place cause my emotions are also all over the place with this chapter ✌️

Ill start by y/n's dad caN GO FUCK HIMSELF? Like okay sir you might have fallen in love with our mom (ill give him the benefit of the doubt regarding his feelings) BUT SIR YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN HONEST? FROM THE BEGINNING? ALSO BRUH YOU KIDDING ME??? SIR YOU LEGIT ABANDONED YOUR OTHER DAUGHTER AND THEN YOU PROCESS TO 'LEAVE US' I- YOOOOO I WOULD BITCH SLAP HIM I SWEAR!!

Also ALSO ILL SCREAM FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK NO KID HAS EVER TO BE BLAMED FOR BEING BORN!! Y/n mom's line: 'we have to atone for our sins' its legit BULLSHIT it wad NOT y/n fault her DAD COULDNT KEEP HIS DICK INSIDE HIS PANTS NOR ITS Y/N FAULT THAT HER DAD CHEATED!!! ATONE FOR OUR SINS MY ASS!! the father is the one that has to take responsibility for all this shitty situation we do NOT nor any kid out there in this situation has to be taken accountable by this!!

And now Suna 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 bruh im just gonna cry... Everything he does just makes me heart swell i feel so cozy when i read his parts like how sweet and present he is I- bruh I never had that... Actually seeing y/n breaking up with him when shes clearly falling in love with him just breaks me cause Girl for real Suna would be there for you... I get it shes afraid and shes acting on that fear but girl... Pls he truly loves you deeply not everyone is like your dad. There are happy endings. There are good people Sunas one of them pls 🥺🥺🥺 also MY LOVE TSUMU BEING A SUPPORTIVE FRIEND EVEN THO SUNA GOT THE GIRL BRUH TSUMU I FUCKING LOVE YOU MY CHILDISH YET ADORABLY SMUG BOY 😭😭😭😭😭

Nagisas a bitch btw ✌️ so far i see no redemption not excuse in what she did so far. I get her reasons but that does NOT excuse her behavior. She has to lash out at her cunt of a dad not at a innocent woman who was also a victim all along. Nor even her half sister. I get her mentality behind this but doesnt excuse her behavior at all- its basically the same as being a victim from a bully and playing bully after aswell.

Overall YOU MADE ME CRY AGAIN SUKI! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS BUT ALSO UGH MY HEART SUKI!

[ from suki ] 

BROKEN RECORDS IS UR FAVE SERIES??? babe pls you’re gonna me cry !! nah nah fr his dishonesty caused all this mess. YEAHA SAKLAA tbh I love mama lucy but her words of ‘atoning for their sins’ or her mindset of ‘we don’t deserve to be happy when we’ve hurt others’ really messed up YN. she was only 21 and vulnerable with all the shambles happening in her family + the sudden assault from nagisa, that when her mother said those words, she struggled to let go of it. to her, it became like a final verdict that dictated how she lived her life.

SUNA URGHHH PLEASE GIVE SUNA A CHANCE HE HAS PURE AND GOOD INTENTIONS BUT I CANT BLAME HER EITHER AHSJAKA. and the comparison of nagisa being a bully’s victim only to become the next bully is true. nagisa should lash out at their shitty excuse of a father. ALSO AAAAHH THE NEXT CHAPTER (007) IS WORSE AHSJKAAL

[ from the ask ] BROKEN RECORDS ; track 005

I know shins attractive I mean mans perfect?? Does he even have any flaw?? And the way he cried when he got his jersey MYGOD FHDHFHFJSKS but I still look at him and im like.... Hmmmm nah i wouldnt date him its just not my... Do i dare say type? Cause i dont think i have a type ghfhfisofbd but like I just 🧍‍♀️

I love him i just dont love him i guess

The makeout scene tho ill give you that 🥵🥵🥵 made me bark (i would still walk out next day like was a good fuck kita byeeee🚉🏃‍♀️💨)

... More drama regarding mari... And you said this will have like 10 chapters... And from 8 on will be angsty.... 🙂 *traumatized noises*

[ from suki ] 

YUUHHH KITA IS PERFECT HERE AHSJKAA IDK MAYBE ITS MY SIMPING FOR NAOYA CONVERTED TO KITA ALREADY BEING PERFECT AS HE ALREADY IS AND I AMPED IT UP BCOS THE SIMP MODE IS ACTIVATED AHSKAA. the make out scene !! pls sir i’m on my knees spare some love in ur heart AAAAAAHHHHHH. also. i assure you. businessman! kita got game. he’s gonna make you walk funny if you give him the chance HSJKA

yeah i just finished writing the outline for track7 right now and the drama is HSJKAA it gave me a headache sobs 

[ from the ask ] BROKEN RECORDS ; track 006

I want to give you my usual thoughts on the new chapter and at the same ahm...

I just saw myself on Suna... Deeply....and it kinda slapped me harder than i was expecting...there were too many things from him giving himself to mari/treating her like he wants to be treated... To deleting his best friend from social media thanks to his girlfriend... And it really hurt me ahah..

I would vent but.. Yeah

But yes this chapter i saw myself in suna and i had to take quite the long breaks cause it was getting to me 😅😅😅 also if anything i learned from my experiences is that MARI SCREAMS RED FLAGS and even Osamu can see that pls

I would honestly end Mari there, i wouldnt even bother to just retort i would walk my way into to the damn apartment and fucking take Suna for myself cause Mari does not deserve him. Shes manipulative, and in a way abusive.. Not allowing him to keep contact with his best friend his a total redflag and o know its because Suna had feelings for y/n and vice versa but Suna never gave het a reason to distrust him.

The moment he said he was best friends with y/n and was single she immediately clinged himself to him and for what? To then dump him like he was trash...

He gave himself to her, he proved he was there for her he even took her back this boy deserves the fucking world and its not Mari...

I kinda want to say it's not y/n at this point either cause the way she broke his heart was kinda the same Mari did.. Y/n disregarded his feelings and just broke it up.. Mari disregarded his feelings abd broke it up... But y/n stated from the very beginning that she would eventually break up Mari just shrugged and didn't care so i can in a way forgive y/n i cant forgive mari

Besides y/n was supportive from the beginning while Mari was obsessive and controlling.

Another really insanely well written chapter as usual (albeit this one making me ball my eyes off harder because yeah) but yes~ eagerly waiting for the next one~

Take your time tho 😌🙌

Mari can go fuck off 💗💓💞💕❣️❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍💯💝💖💋💅

Suna x y/n pls

Y/n deserves to have a healthy love life with someone she loves (hence why npt Kita) and loves her back

And Suna deserve the fucking world and be treated right

[ from suki ] 

NAHHHH cuz when you said suna was treating mari the way he wanted YN to treat her... that’s right. on point. they’re all so complicated sobs. MARI IS A WALKING RED FLAG THAT OSAMU CAN SMELL FROM A MILE AWAY. ALSO yes mari is manipulative and borderline possessive when it came to suna. like yeah, let’s be real, she could tell a long time ago that suna was in love with YN and it made her insecure / jealous, but the whole time, YN kept her distance. she was supportive over their relationship from afar as to make mari comfortable. suna also did everything he could to make sure she was well cared for. for three years, he was focused on her and only her. he gave love a second chance despite being brokenhearted. suna never mari a chance to doubt because he, too, was sure he could be happy with her.

until mari left him.

and now suna is back with YN because they will always have each other. but honestly,,,if we think about it, if mari never broke up with suna or at least gave him the chance to explain himself - if mari didn’t do the exact thing YN did to suna years ago - he honestly would’ve been really happy with mari. they were going well. like yeah mari has always been toxic by pushing suna’s boundaries and asking him to unfollow his own best friend on social media, but he did it anyway. because he trusted their relationship. he wanted the best for them. 

also yeah, the parallels between mari and YN were intentional !! 

HEHEHEHE THE KITA X YN SHIP everyone loves them im so happy about that bcos kita is so amazing in my eyes. PREACH FOR THAT THO !! SUNA DESERVES THE BEST. SUNA DESERVES TO BE TREATED RIGHT. HE DESERVES THE WORLD AND SO MUCH MORE

thank you for taking the time to send me this, kya, it means a lot to me and it motivates me to work harder on the future chapters !! <33

[erinchu]

“You’re overthinking– I’m yours. That’s all I want to be.”

*kicks door open* I CHIME IN WITH A HASNT ERIN EVER HEARD OF, WRITING A PROMPT ON TIME, NO!

I’m so sorry this took so long and I don’t even know??? I had this idea in my head and just sort of went with it *shrugs* I hope you enjoy lovely and thank you so much for the prompt!

Love Me Now or Never

It all started with a text message.

“Look, I don’t want to ruin our relationship, professional or…whatever this is, but I would 100% let you wreck me if given the chance.”

Rhys hit send and immediately threw his phone across the room onto his bed. Had he really just done that? What the fuck was he thinking sending a text like that to Handsome Jack!?  He could feel his heart pounding in his chest like a kick drum.

The two had struck up a rather flirtatious relationship over the past few months, which hadn’t been helping the raging crush the young PA had on his CEO. Jack seemed just as interested in Rhys as he was in him and it finally reached a point where Rhys couldn’t even hear his voice anymore without getting hard. For Rhys, it was more than just lust, which, okay, there was a whole lot of lust going on. But Rhys was starting to feel something more for the older man. All these feelings combined created a moment of temporary insanity that had caused Rhys to send that text. Yeah, that was totally why.

The cybernetic man felt his breathing hitch as he heard his phone buzz against his bed sheets. The light from the screen lit up the dark area, shining like a little beacon, begging him to read it. Rhys swallowed dryly as his feet willed him across the room towards the device. Timidly, a flesh hand reached out and took hold of the phone tightly. He slid his thumb across the bottom, unlocking it, prepared to read his fate. He wondered if this was what it felt like to be fired via text.

Rhys let out an audible gasp as he read the two word response from his boss. Simple, to the point and exactly what Rhys had hoped for but not at all what he had expected.

“Ruin it.”

And that was how their ‘relationship’ started. The next day when the two got into work, Handsome Jack pulled his PA into his office, tossed him into his large yellow chair and simply said.

“Well, ready to get wrecked, kiddo?”

They carried on this like for the months to come, seeing each other in and outside of work nearly every day. Rhys was completely smitten with Jack and each day he could feel himself falling more and more for the older man. Jack seemed to be quite taken with Rhys as well, but it was always hard to tell with him. They hadn’t exactly gone public with their affair but they certainly weren’t keeping it on the down low either. Everyone who worked in Jack’s private office, including Rhys’ cubicle mate, Meg, knew what was going on between the two. No one really cared though. It was a common thing for Handsome Jack to do. There was a reason after all he had the habit of hiring beautiful looking PA’s, most of which all were happy to sleep with him whenever he wanted. In Rhys’ mind though, they were dating, exclusively. At least, Rhys was anyway.

It was Friday evening, Jack and Rhys’ usual date night and Rhys was waiting around his apartment for Jack to call him to let him know he was downstairs waiting for him. When an hour had passed and he still hadn’t heard anything, Rhys got worried and decided to call him. It took a few tries but Jack finally answered.

“N’hello?” Jack’s voice was a bit louder than usual, like he was shouting into the phone and Rhys could hear a lot of background noise behind him. Was that music?

“Uh, hey. What’s going on, where are you? Are you okay?” Rhys worried over his bottom lip after he asked that, feeling a bit silly for how worried he had sounded. There was a pause on the line before Jack finally spoke again.

“Um, yeah, I’m fine, cupcake. I can’t really talk right now though, it’s really loud in this club and I’m getting shit reception. I’ll call you after this date is over, it’s going horribly anyway, this girl is about as interesting as a road killed skag. Some broad from the R&D department. Talk about instant regret, ha.”

Rhys felt his whole body stiffen at that word. Had he said…he was on a date?

“Wait, what are you talking about? Jack?”

“I’m sorry babe, I can’t hear you. I’ll call you later! Byeeee~”

Click.

The phone dropped from Rhys’ hand and fell down to the couch, Rhys following shortly after it as he collapsed onto it. Jack was on a date with some random woman from work, like it was no big deal and Rhys was just supposed to sit and wait for Jack to call him after he was done.

By the time Jack had tried to ring Rhys, the younger man was fuming. He was angry with Jack, but mostly he was angry with himself for being so stupid. How could he have allowed himself to get so close, to foolishly think he was the only one Handsome Jack was fucking. It made his stomach turn…Jack was his, or so he assumed.

Jack was tapping his fingers across his knee as the phone rang and rang until finally, Rhys had rejected the call. He furrowed his brows as he stared down at the screen but then smiled a bit as his phone buzzed. Rhys was trying to video call him. Excellent, he had wanted to see Rhys all night anyway, so this was the next best thing. When the call finally connected and he saw the younger man appear on his screen, he smiled wide and waved with his free hand.

“Well hello there, good looking. You have no idea how happy I am to see that face of yours.” Jack had opened his mouth to continue on but was quickly shut down.

“Jack, what the actual fuck?” Rhys snapped, his lip quivering a bit as he tried to keep his cool. This had thrown Handsome Jack for a loop and he looked around a few times before shrugging and shaking his head.

“What? Did I call too late or something?” Jack blinked and looked down at his wrist watch. It was nearly three am but he had called much later in the past before, so surely this couldn’t have upset Rhys that much to merit such a response.

“Are you joking? I don’t care about the damn time, I’ve waited up all night just to hear from you. What did that mean earlier when you said you were on a date with someone?!”

“Oh, well, when two people think they may hit it off, they go out to a place and hang out for a while to see if it ends in sex. At least that’s how it works when I date.” Jack chuckled and clicked air against his teeth a few times as he shot a finger gun towards Rhys. Rhys very visibly deflated and Jack watched as he tilted his head back for a few moments, his eyes just boring into the ceiling. It looked like he was trying not to cry.

“You’re seeing other people, Jack?” Rhys finally asked for a few moments, his voice soft and almost fragile. Jack could clearly hear the hurt in the younger mans tone and it made him feel…guilty almost.

“…Are you not seeing other people, Rhys?” Jack forced out a weak chuckle, his whole playful facade slipping away as he realized the gravity of the situation. He rubbed at the back of his neck as he watched Rhys just sit there silently for a moment and shake his head. Finally, he broke the silence, sniffling a little and clearing his throat before speaking.

“No, I haven’t been dating anyone else, Jack, because apparently I’m a fucking idiot,” Rhys laughed out, trying to mask the pain in his voice. “I figured since we were spending all our time together and you were fucking me, that we were in an exclusive relationship but I’m seeing now that I was wrong.” Rhys quickly swiped his flesh fingers under his eyes to catch any tears that might have dared to break free. Jack swallowed dryly as he watched him, his stomach dropping a little. He wasn’t sure what to say or if he should even speak, so he waited.

“Have you been seeing people the whole time you’ve been with me?” Rhys asked quietly, his nose and cheeks flushing a soft shade of red as he continued to try and hold back his tears. Jack let out a deep sigh and pushed his digits through the grey streak at the front of his hair.

“Look, Rhysie, I’m sorry for whatever I did to make you think just you and I were dating…” Jack began, that sentence alone causing Rhys to screw his eyes shut and whimper softly. Jack kept going though, powering through the heartbreaking sounds Rhys was making. “But yes, I have been seeing other people. I’m not really a ‘one person’ type of guy. Come on, kiddo. You had to know that when we first started all this up…Fooling around with me is basically in the job description at Hyperion. I don’t do the whole exclusive thing.”

Jack had had this conversation in the past many times with several men and women who had made the same mistake of thinking they were the only person in Jack’s life in that way. But somehow now, having that same conversation with Rhys made him feel sick. Those words felt wrong aimed at Rhys. He wanted to take them back as soon as he had said it, but it was too late now. It was out there and there was no changing that.

It was uncomfortably silent for a long while and Jack watched as Rhys processed everything and worked it out in his head. When Rhys finally lifted his eyes to meet Jack’s, it caused the older man to flinch and nearly drop his phone. Those usually beautiful and bright heterochromatic eyes of Rhys’ were flooded with tears, the corners on both ends already so puffy and red. It was a look Jack had never intended to put on Rhys’ face, but there it was. He had opened his mouth to speak again, taking in a small breath but no words followed. He wasn’t really sure what to say anymore.

“You’re right,” Rhys sniffled softly and nodded, his lips pressing into a hard line as he tried to calm himself down. “It was my mistake, Jack. It won’t happen again.”

The way Rhys had said it made Jack wince and he drew his brows together as he stared at his phone screen. The kid had stopped crying, his eyes a little glazed over now; hazy. Most of all though, the hurt was as clear as day and it was tearing Jack up inside. What the fuck was up with that? He was Handsome Jack after all, what did this PA expect? If Jack was being honest with himself though, he really did like Rhys and he was enjoying their time together. He had kept seeing randos out of what felt like habit, not want. It felt different with Rhys though. Jack looked forward to seeing him, to being intimate together, to just lay around on Rhys’ couch watching old black and white films and eating pizza.

It was dawning on Jack as they sat there, connected only by screens that he had maybe made a mistake. The more Rhys stared at him, the more Jack felt further and further away from him, like the distance between them was ever growing.

“Rhys, I-”

“It’s over, Jack. I don’t think we should see one another anymore. Sorry for getting confused on where we stood, but I won’t do this- I can’t do this.” Rhys dropped his head as his words just sort of fell off. It was obvious there was more he wanted to say but he couldn’t seem to get it all out. Instead he just smiled weakly at a stunned looking Jack and shrugged.

“Bye, Jack.”

There wasn’t even a chance for Jack to get a word in before the call ended and Jack’s screen went dark. The older man let the phone fall onto his lap and he sat back in his chair, his mouth hanging open slightly. Had he just been broken up with by his goddamn PA? He sat there for several minutes, fuming as Rhys’ words kept playing over and over in his head.

“It’s over…”

Handsome Jack wasn’t the break up-ee, he was the break up-er. This was ludacris, who did this kid think he was talking to and why did it bother Jack so much? He snatched up his phone and tried ringing Rhys’ phone, but there was no answer. He tried a few more times, determined to finish their conversation on his terms, but after the third time of calling, Rhys’ phone went straight to voicemail.

“Son of a bitch…” Jack sighed deeply and chucked his phone across the living room onto a nearby couch. Fine, Rhys could dodge him for now, but come Monday morning, he was going to finish their talk. Rhys couldn’t avoid him forever.

“What?! What the hell do you mean a transfer?”

It was bright and early on Monday morning at Hyperion and Handsome Jack was early for once. He had come in only to be handed paperwork for approval from his other PA, Meg. The young woman winced a little as he barked at her and she calmly tried explaining again.

“Mr. Rhys came in very early this morning and filled out these two forms, sir. One was a request for leave and the other for a transfer to a different department in the facility. Since you are the department head for this floor obviously, you have to approve it…”

Jack was listening as his eyes scanned over the form again and again. There it was, in Rhys’ hand writing, his request to be moved as far away from Jack’s office as possible. He had asked to be moved down to the coding department, which never really saw the light of day as far as the rest of the company was concerned. Basement nerds with bad social skills and in desperate need of a tan.

“How long did he request time off for?” Jack asked without looking up, his hand reaching out for the other piece of paper she had for him.

“One full week, sir. He would return to work at his new position next Monday, if approved.” Meg smiled a little as she placed the paper in his hand. This all seemed very sudden to her and she had her suspicions, but it wasn’t her place to ask and it certainly didn’t seem like Jack wanted to chat about it.

“How long would it take to process his transfer if I signed these today?” Jack was starting to piece together what Rhys had done but he wanted to hear it anyway.

“…It takes about a week, sir. Between paperwork and getting him setup with security clearance for that department.” Her face fell a little as Jack finally figured it out. So he was trying to avoid Jack. He wasn’t even going to give Jack the opportunity to corner him to talk. Jack felt that anger building up inside him again and he began to crumple the papers he had been holding. His hand twitched slightly as he felt the paper slice a thin, long cut along his index finger and he snapped out of his own head after a moment. Fine, if that was how Rhys wanted it, then so be it. Jack would give him what he wanted.

“Hand me a pen, would you, princess?” Jack smiled, reaching his hand out towards his PA and snapped twice. Meg did as she was asked and eagerly gave him her pen, her brows furrowing as she watched him. With just a few strokes of ink, it was done. Jack let out a small sigh before putting on his usual grin and winked up at his PA as he handed her back her pen.

“Thanks babe,” Jack winked, grinning a little as he put his finger against his lips, licking away the small amount of blood that had formed from his cut. “Could you get those sent off right away for me, please?” Jack gently tapped on the top of her desk a few times and smiled wide, earning him an equally wide smile from his lovely PA.

“Right away, sir. Consider it done.”

Jack nodded and turned to walk away, his smiling instantly dropping as he headed back towards his office. He didn’t want anyone to see the hurt on his face.

It was torturous for Jack, waiting to hear something, anything from Rhys. He had tried calling him throughout the week and got the same result each time. Nothing. He didn’t want to just show up at his house, either. Why would he anyway? Rhys had ended it with him and made that very clear. Still, even though he didn’t want to admit it to himself, it was driving Jack insane.

When Friday finally hit and still nothing from his former lover, Jack was angry. Who the fuck did Rhys think he was? No one walks away from Handsome Jack or says they’re done. That was Jack’s job and Rhys was lucky Jack had feeling for him or he’d be out an air lock by now.

Feelings…

“Oh for fucks sake, what is happening right now?” Jack exclaimed loudly as he sat at his desk, thinking over the whole situation, his digits plunging into his hair as he leaned forward onto his elbows. Jack had never caught feelings for any of his conquests in the past, but for some reason he couldn’t shake Rhys from his thoughts. Was it possible he actually cared about Rhys? Like proper, hold hands, go on dates, make love and not just mindlessly fuck, only be with him, care about him? And could that be why he was so bothered by Rhys ending things between them?

“Noooope, nope, nope. Fuck that.” Jack growled out through gritted teeth. He looked around his office, his chest heaving a little as he took short, shallow breaths. He needed something to distract himself, to take his mind off of Rhys, off of how guilty and hurt he felt about this whole stupid fucking situation. If Rhys wanted out of his life and was so willingly to just walk away, okay then. Jack wasn’t going to sit around all mopey and wait for him. His eyes trailed to his office’s front doors and he smirked as he remembered just who was sitting on the other side of them. The perfect distraction. He reached over to the little comms box that sat on his desk and pressed a button on it.

“Meg, pumpkin, could you come in here please? I need you.”

It did not take long for Jack’s intentions with Meg to become clear. The younger woman had grown used to the look Jack would give her during work hours when it meant he wanted her. In the past, she would happily oblige, but now she felt uneasy about it. Jack didn’t seem to notice this however as he threw her against his desk and quickly closed the space between them, his hands roaming all over her body. He was being hasty and rash, not flirting and being coy like he usually would. He truthfully just wanted to bury himself in someone right now and try to forget about Rhys, even if it was only a temporary fix. He was upset and angry and confused all at once and he didn’t like any of it.

“Aaah, s-sir?” Meg stammered out as Jack ran his hands up her thighs, pushing her skirt up and out of his way. She was bracing herself against the desk, really unable to be any other way as Jack’s weight laid against her body.

“What?” Jack asked drly, his hands now making quick work of the buttons on Meg’s blouse, his eyes just sorta staring past her, down at his desk.

“I’m not really sure this is such a good idea, sir…” Her voice was timid and a little nervous sounding, like she was trying to not offend him. Jack didn’t seem to mind though as he gave up on the remaining buttons and just yanked the fabric the rest of the way open. This pulled a cry from Meg and she shuddered as Jack lifted her legs so they were wrapped around his waist. He pulled her in closer, grinding his hips against hers and smiled.

“What’s a matter, princess? Don’t want me anymore?” A reoccurring theme this week, Jack thought to himself.

Meg swallowed dryly and worried over her lower lip as she felt her entire face flush. Her legs were trembling now as she stared up her boss, trying to hold onto what little strength she had to resist him.

“It’s not that, Jack, sir, it’s just I-” She was cut off as Jack lunged forward for her neck, his teeth sinking ever so slightly into the skin and nipping gently at it. Meg tilted her head back as a startled moan escaped her and she relaxed a bit into Jack’s hold. Jack chuckled against her skin before kissing at the little wound he had created.

“Atta girl, that sounds more like the tune I wanted to hear.”

Meg felt herself slipping farther and farther, her lust for him consuming her as he continued his welcomed assaulted on her. She had missed them being like, Jack using her whenever he needed to blow off some steam. He had stopped calling for her once he and Rhys had gotten more involved and-

Rhys!

Meg’s eyes shot up and she sat up quickly, shoving Jack away from her and scrambled to get up from the desk. Jack let out a confused cry as he was pushed and stood there with this hands held open, a frustrated look on his face.

“What the hell, sweetheart? We were just getting to the good part, what are you doing?” Jack tried reaching for her again, but she swiftly moved away, her fingers quickly trying to do her buttons back up. Once that was done, she pulled her skirt back down and attempted to smooth her hair back down.

“What are you doing, Jack?” Meg shook her head slowly, her brows pulling together as she gave Jack an accusing look.

“Well, I thought it was pretty obvious what I was doing, but I’d be happy to make it clearer for you,” Jack laughed awkwardly as he took a few steps closer to her. Meg moved back, a hand clutching her shirt as she began to shake her head more rapidly.

“No Jack, I mean what are you doing? Why are you trying to sleep with me? What about Rhys? Think of how upset he’d be if he found out.” The question made Handsome Jack flinch and he turned away from her briefly and shrugged.

“What about him? He’s ancient history, what do I care?”

Even though she couldn’t see his face, she knew the look on it, just by hearing his voice. Carefully, Meg approached her boss, her hand gently resting on his arm as she pulled him back towards her. Jack resisted at first but eventually turned to face her once again.

“Sir, I don’t know what happened and you don’t have to tell me, but I do know that you do care.” She knew she was touching on a sensitive nerve by the way Jack was clenching his jaw over and over again and glaring down at her, but she kept going anyway. “Look, you know in the past, I’ve always been down with this,” she looked between the two of them and smiled softly. “But sir, ever since Rhys started working for you, things have been different. I see the way you look at him. I know because when you saw him for the first time, you stopped looking at me.” A soft hand reached up and gently cupped at Jack’s face, causing the older man to lean into the touch.

“I don’t even think you realize how much you’ve changed since you started seeing him. I think…” She hesitated and swallowed softly, her thumb rubbing against Jack’s face, “I think you have actual, real feelings for Rhys. And I know he has real feelings for you.”

Jack perked up a bit, a single brow raising up as she said this.

“What makes you say that?”

“Are you kidding?” Meg laughed softly and let her hand fall back to her side, “He doesn’t shut up about you all day. It’s not just a fling with the CEO of Hyperion for him. His feelings are genuine.” She nodded and stepped back from Jack, sighing softly.

“Which is why I will no longer be offering my side services to you, sir. Now, what I need from you is to stop being a dumbass, realize that you actually like this guy and go fix whatever it is you did to make him leave, before it’s too late.”

Jack narrowed his eyes and shot her a look, his arms folding over his chest.

“What makes you think it was my fault?”

“Jack…” Meg said knowingly and rolled her eyes, her head nodding over towards the front office doors. “Just go. And please be honest with him, and yourself for once. You both at least deserve that much.”

He chewed over his PA’s words for a few moments before letting out a deep sigh and nodding. He walked up to her and hugged her quickly.

“I’m sorry about your shirt, go get a new one downstairs and just have them bill it to me.” Jack smiled down at her before planting a soft kiss on the top of her head. “Thank you, Meg,” and with that, he let his PA go and headed for the door.

“Oh and remind me to give you a raise, please.” Jack smirked and winked before slipping out of the door.

“Don’t worry, I will!” Meg called after him. She slumped down into his chair once he was gone and let out a heavy sigh, fanning her face with a paper folder as she tried to get herself calmed down. “Phew, I definitely do not get paid enough for this.”

“What the fuck am I doing?” Jack asked allowed to himself as he stood outside of Rhys’ apartment building. He hadn’t called ahead to let Rhys know he was coming by, not that the kid would have answered anyway. He had made it very clear he was done with Jack and didn’t want to see him. Jack was starting to feel…nervous? A feeling he wasn’t used to having. He paced back and forth for a few minutes, talking himself out of this embarrassing situation at least a dozen times. What if Rhys slammed the door in his face or laughed at him until he was blue in the face? Worst of all, what if Jack spilled his purse all over Rhys and Rhys still ended up rejecting him? He did deserve it, sure, but that didn’t mean Jack wanted it to happen. He took a deep breath and set his sights on Rhys’ apartment, his feet willing him forward even though his head was screaming to run. Handsome Jack did not do well with the whole emotions thing, but for Rhys, he was going to god damn try.

A slightly trembling hand reached up and tapped against Rhys’ front door. Jack waited anxiously, switching his weight from foot to foot and hands fidgeting at his sides until finally the door swung open. Jack let out a soft sigh of relief as he saw Rhys’ shocked face.

“Jack? What…what are you doing here?” Rhys demanded, closing the door just enough so only half of Rhys could be seen. Jack attempted to smile, but it came out so forced, he looked a bit crazy.

“Rhysie…kiddo, I-” Jack was struggling to get out what he wanted to say. Thank god for that fucking mask because Jack was totally flustered beneath it, his cheeks burning red and skin damp with sweat. Rhys rolled his eyes and sighed, moving out of the way of the door so he could fully shut it on Jack.

Oh no, Jack thought to himself and stepped forward, planting a large hand on the door and pushed it back open.

“Rhys, please, wait. Just talk to me, five minutes of your time. That’s all I’m asking and then you can tell me to fuck off if you want. Please, can I just come in?” Jack’s voice was frantic and Rhys could clearly see the desperation on the older man’s eyes. With a begrudging sigh, Rhys nodded and stepped aside so Jack could enter.

“You’ve got five minutes.”

Jack smiled and nodded, rushing inside before he could change his mind. Rhys led them over to his living room couch, a place they had been so many times before, but under happier circumstances. A lot more kissing and less clothing were usually involved. They were both silent for a little while until Jack finally sat up and carefully collected Rhys’ flesh hand into his own.

“Rhys, I’m here to say I’m sorry, which is like, not an easy thing for me, kiddo. This is practically a break through for me.” Jack laughed nervously, his brows lifting as he hesitantly smiled over at Rhys, hoping a little humor would break the tension. Rhys did not look amused one bit.

“Gee, how brave of you to power through this troubling time in your life, Jack.” Rhys’ voice was completely monotone and he had this utterly bored look on his face. He wasn’t really interested in hearing anything Jack had to say. He sighed and shifted in his seat, trying to pull his hand out of Jack’s. “Now, if you’re all finished up-”

“Rhys!” Jack finally snapped, his lips pressing into a hard line as he exhaled through his nostrils. “Listen to me, okay? I get that you’re fucking pissed at me and you have every right to be. I was an asshole who wasn’t thinking about anyone else but himself. I get it.” Jack sighed in frustration, his free hand smoothing back his hair briefly. Rhys watched him with curiosity, his hand relaxing back into Jack’s hand as he spoke. Okay, so may he could hear him out a little more. He liked what he say hearing so far.

“I…I don’t want this to be done,” Jack gestured to the space between the two of them with their joined hands and sighed softly. “I want to be with you, like really be with you. I actually like you, Rhysie.” It was clear, even with his mask on, that Jack was feeling uncomfortable, vulnerable, in that moment. He was never one to speak so openly about these types of things. It was new territory for him. Rhys stared at him for a while, his brows drawing together so the center of his forehead was a little crinkled.

“I know I hurt you, Rhys and I can never take that back, but I don’t want to do that anymore. I just want you,” Jack sounded more confident that time, his lips curling into a soft smile. He gently squeezed at Rhys’ hand and instinctively leaned in a bit closer to him, his body just happy to be near the other man. Rhys swallowed slowly, his eyes welling up the tiniest bit. Could this be for real? Could Handsome Jack really become a one person type of guy? Rhys thought about it for a little while, his face registering all types of different emotions as he did. Jack watched him nervously, biting at his lips as he tried to stay quiet and let Rhys think. Then, Rhys finally looked up at him and spoke.

“There’s gotta be some ground rules, Jack. I like you too, like a whole lot but I can’t share you with anyone else…If you’re mine, then you’re mine. If you start seeing anyone else, I swear to god-” Rhys was getting worked up, like he was releasing all the pain he had been holding on to the past week in one go. Jack closed the distance between him, pulling Rhys into his arms and held him tightly.

“Rhys, listen to what I’m saying,” Jack pulled back from the younger man and gently cupped his hands around Rhys’ face. “You’re overthinking– I’m yours. That’s all I want to be.” Jack flashed the most affectionate smile Rhys had ever seen. The way he was looking at Rhys, it made his whole face flush and he nodded slowly, his eyes fixated on Jack. Jack let out a soft chuckle and leaned back in, tenderly pressing his lips to Rhys’. Rhys’ eyes fluttered closed and he felt himself letting go. He believed Jack and he could tell he truly meant it when he said he was sorry. Plus, Rhys was just a fool for the man. Overcome with emotions, Rhys started to laugh and sob gently against their kiss. The sudden shift alarmed Jack and he pulled back to look at Rhys.

“Hey, hey, are you alright, pumpkin?” Jack asked softly, a hand reaching up to wipe away the tears that were streaming down Rhys’ cheeks. Rhys sniffled a little and smiled wide, letting out a joyous laugh as he practically pounced on to Jack. The younger man hugged Jack tightly and nodded, planting a few soft kisses all over Jack’s face.

“I’m great, now,” Rhys laughed and stared up at Jack for a few moments, his chin gently resting on Jack’s chest. “So are we really doing this then? Just you and me?”

Handsome Jack’s face turned soft and serious all at the same time, his eyes scanning over Rhys’ face as he slowly began to nod. He sat up, pulling Rhys along with him so he was still close to him and very gently ran his digits through Rhys’ thick, chestnut hair.

“Yeah baby, we’re doing this,” Jack whispered before pulling Rhys into another deep kiss. They both started laughing after a few moments, Rhys still crying happy tears off and on and Jack kissing away each one that broke free from his eyes.

“Just you and me.”

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#5

I hate admitting this but I’m sensitiveee🥺, BUT gangster af (in my opinion) but SWEET☺️🙃 buuut I really want someone who knows how to be soft with me …& rough 😅 🤦🏾‍♀️

11 notes • Posted 2021-07-11 00:49:38 GMT

#4

Sooo...

I feel like Tumblr is my hiding place no one can find me so I can post and say what I want.

Random story:

I work with these twin women named Jada and Jade. Their life growing up is kinda messed up from what they told me and tbh not sure who is older. Anyways, the both make me laugh however I do feel closer to Jade. Jade has a son who one time Jada was telling me about asking me about my age saying that Jade’s son needs someone to push him in the right direction. I know Jada likes my work ethic a lot. I was on contract and she has told me if they tried to get rid of me she would do what she could to change it/fight for me. It kinda sounded like Jada was tryna see if I would be interested in him. Ngl I would have from the way Jada was describing his looks, how sweet he is, & how smart he really is but just doesn’t apply himself yeah I wold be interested HOWEVER not a set up by his Auntie no thanks.

Anyways Jada has been kinda getting on nerves some of things she does and I just don’t agree with it but I know she doesn’t have the best childhood 🤷🏾‍♀️ so different strokes for different folks. For example, we have students that are learning and she was telling them the first 10 years of her career she didn’t take a break and I’m like 👀👀 ohhh noo noo I don’t think that’s something to be proud of. To me, I kinda saw it has encouraging them that if they are training they shouldn’t be time to rest... Uhm pause SHE can do that but I’ll pass. Or like we had evaluations about the students and one student was on her phone and Jada was talking about the evaluation saying how they are all useless, always on their phone. I thought that was sooo rude by the time I knew the student got up and later on told me she felt some type of way.

Back to the son, I didn’t work with Jade on Mother’s Day so when I saw her I told her happy Mother’s Day and I asked her what did she do? She told me nothing and she told me how she doesn’t celebrate birthdays, Mother’s Day, thanksgiving, pretty much any holiday. She pretty much told me that when she needed help during her accident her son and Jada were not there for her. 😪🥺 She does talk shit about Jada to me, cause 1. We relate to each other especially since I’m an introvert and she had since realized that’s how she is too 2. Cause I know how to keep my mouth shut! Like her sister can be on the either side of the room and if she’s coming closer & she’s talking shit about her I would give her the eyes 👀. Anyways, my point is ... why would Jada in a way try to set me up with her shitty nephew and she’s just as shitty. Girrrl byeeee

If you read all this damn 😊 thank you. I just wanted to share the story.

14 notes • Posted 2021-05-11 19:53:15 GMT

#3

I was gone for a bit now I’m baack 😌

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Gonna try to enjoy Summer🌞☀️

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#1

I know I posted this but forgot to add a tag, so posting it again 💖

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[baekzhang]

misdial | pcy

park chanyeol. reader-insert. 5,6k words. fluff/angst. au

—it all started with one misdial, then a second and a third and…

this one is for Sasha @floofyeol

3.12 a.m: missed call from Park Chanyeol

“You called me?” 

“Oh, did I? I’m sorry, it was a misdial.”

“Oh, I see.”

3.14 a.m.: incoming call from Park Chanyeol

“Hello?”

“Actually, I just wanted to hear your voice.”

[2016/10/15] 2.01 p.m.: incoming call

“Baekhyun, I accidentally deleted your number! I’m coming in around five minutes!” 

“Hello? Who’s speaking there? And who’s Baekhyun?” 

“Oh shit…” 

[2016/10/15] 2.02 p.m.: call ended

new contact added: strange dude

[2016/10/15] 6.18 p.m.: missed call from strange dude

[2016/10/15] 6.19 p.m.: you have a new voicemail from strange dude

“Hey, Baekhyun, it’s me Chanyeol. Answer your phone, you piece of shit and tell me if I left my keys at your place because I’m standing in front of your door and…well, no keys.”

—would you like to replay the message?: [no]

edited contact “strange guy” to “Chanyeol”

[2016/10/15] 6.22 p.m.: you have a new message from Chanyeol

» I found my keys! I forgot them in the car 

» btw, since when do you have a cat? You have one on your display picture…

[read: 6.25 p.m.]

[2016/10/15] 6.30 p.m.

» why aren’t you answering!? I know you read it! Unless this phone is broken again…if so, then I am sorry :(

[read: 6.42 p.m.]

» I’m going to buy a new one omg. We didn’t get into a fight, right? We’re still bros? 

[read: 6.45 p.m.]

» that’s it, I’m coming over.

[read: 6.46 p.m.]

[2016/10/16] 1.57 a.m.: incoming call from Chanyeol

“I’m tired, but I can’t sleep. Maybe energy drinks are not the way to go after all.”

“Hey, are you even on the phone!?”

“I hate this phone, Baekhyun!” 

“Anyway…yesterday I accidentally called a wrong number when I wanted to call you, and I think it was a girl, whom I called. I was so embarrassed, hyung.” 

“Guess what, you called her again.”

[2016/10/16] 2.02 a.m.: you ended the call with Chanyeol

[2016/10/16] 2.03 a.m.: new message from Chanyeol

» Oh my God! So…all the time since yesterday I called you and not Baekhyun??? I’m sooooo sorry :((

» And that’s the reason why I didn’t see a cat when I went to his apartment…

» Your cat is cute! I like cats, although dogs are cool, too! Although Vivi can be a pain. Just like Sehun

» Wait…you don’t even know them.

[read: 2.05 a.m.]

« yeah, I have a cat, and I like dogs, too.

« it’s okay, I guess I should have said something earlier. Your name’s Chanyeol, right?

[read: 2.06 a.m.]

» you know my name??? 

[read: 2.06 a.m.]

« you mentioned it in the voicemail you sent me. Remember? It was the one about a key or something.

« I’m ____ btw

[read: 2.07 a.m.]

» oh, hey. My name’s Park Chanyeol. 

» also, I don’t really know what to say because this entire situation is a little bit flustering

» this has never happened to me

» or at least, I never noticed it before

[read: 2.09 a.m.]

« if it makes you feel better, it hasn’t happened to me before either

»actually…that doesn’t help at all, but thanks, tho!

« lol, you’re welcome. Anyways, I am off to sleep. You should, too. Don’t drink too many energy drinks, Chanyeol!

[read: 2.12 a.m.]

edited contact “Chanyeol” to “Park Chanyeol”

—you changed your display picture

[2016/10/18] 7.36 p.m.: new message from Park Chanyeol

» Aha!

« aha?

» yes, aha! You changed your picture! Finally I know what the cat owner looks like

« you could have just asked me ahahaha

» but wouldn’t that be creepy?

« I believe getting late night calls from a guy calling me Baekhyun and complaining about not being able to sleep is a more advanced level of creepy

» I ALREADY APOLOGIZED

[read: 7.40 p.m.]

[2016/10/18] 11.48 p.m.: incoming call from Park Chanyeol

“Hello?”

“Damn, misdial again.”

“Didn’t you edit the contact?”

“Oh, yeah, I should do that, once I figure out how this phone works.”

“I can’t believe you.”

[2016/10/18] 11.50 p.m.: you ended the call with Park Chanyeol

[2016/10/18] 11.54 p.m.: incoming call from Park Chanyeol

“Baekhyun! Why is your number so similar to ____’s?” 

“I don’t know, how about you ask Baekhyun.”

“I give up on this phone.”

[2016/10/18] 11.56 p.m.: call ended

You chuckled as you put your phone aside, he was cute, the clumsy type of cute, although having a rather deep voice, he could rise up a little bit in octaves, making his voice sound awfully adorable. If it wasn’t for that attitude, you’d have probably already blocked his contact, but somehow, even when you don’t want this fact to reach your consciousness yet, you were intrigued by all of this. Receiving a call from someone you didn’t know at all, smiling mischievously to yourself when that certain someone didn’t get that he was calling the wrong person and is having a monologue with his nemesis called phone…it was something you might let yourself get used to. 

[2016/10/19] 8.07 a.m.: new text message to ‘Park Chanyeol’

« and, did you reach Baekhyun? I didn’t receive any calls from you for 8 hours now. Is this a new record?

[read: 8.07 a.m.]

» (■■■)

« I take your long typing for a no then

» (■■■)

« are you typing a novel or something?

» :((

» rude

» I was double checking, no tripple checking so that I wouldn’t wake you up when you’re asleep. and it’s really early, do you always wake up this early?

[read: 8.17 a.m.]

« (■■■)

» now who’s writing the novel here?

« (■■■)

» hahahahaha

« i hate you

[read: 8.23 a.m.]

» love you, too

« (■■■)

» omg…no

« byeeee

[2016/10/19] 8.25 a.m.: incoming call from ‘Park Chanyeol’

“Baekhyun, wow you’re up early today! Listen, I just told this ___ girl that I love her, and…okay, no, I can’t act this out.”

“Sly.”

“That’s what they call me. Sly Fox Chanyeol.”

“I can’t take you serious. I have to go to work now, it was nice talking to you, Mr. Sly Fox Chanyeol.”

[2016/10/19] 8.27 a.m.: call ended

edited contact “Park Chanyeol” to “Sly Fox Chanyeol”

[2016/10/19] 9.35 p.m.: you have been added to group “kyungsoo sucks”

»[ksoo]: how rude

—[ksoo] changed the group name to “chanyeol sucks more”

»[Sly Fox Chanyeol]: that’s what you get for abusing your admin rights and throwing out baekhyun!

—[Sly Fox Chanyeol] changed the group name to “ksoo byesoo”

»[kai]: who’s this number?

»[Sly Fox Chanyeol]: what do you mean? that’s baekhyun!

—[kai] added contact [bbh]

»[kai]: no, that’s baekhyun

»[bbh]: jongin, i don’t want to be added back by you. kyungsoo should do that himself with a cake as an apology

—[ksoo] removed contact [bbh]

»[Sly Fox Chanyeol]: satansoo at his prime time again….

»[kai]: you still haven’t answered my question

»[Sly Fox Chanyeol]: what question?

»[Sly Fox Chanyeol]: oh fuck no

—you were removed 

[2016/10/19] 9.41 p.m.: incoming call from ‘Sly Fox Chanyeol’

“Rude. Kyungsoo is so rude.”

“Are you trying to mimic Baekhyun?”

“Maybe.”

“Cute. Sorry about falsely adding you to the group.”

“It’s okay. It was funny to watch the scene. But you really have to edit your contacts.”

“Tell me how. It keeps changing back!”

“Ask Kyungsoo.”

“Like hell I’ll ask Satansoo. He’s a scary little man.” 

“Oh, yes. The tiniest are the most vicious.”

“I know! I am tall and I am not even close to his mean self.”

“I though you’re Sly Fox Chanyeol.”

“That I am, but I am not evil, satanic and have that killing look like Do Kyungsoo. If you ever see a little man looking like he comes from Star Trek when looking at his hair, then make a run for it.”

“I’ll keep that in mind.”

[2016/10/19] 9.49 p.m.: you ended the call with ‘Sly Fox Chanyeol’

[2016/10/21] 1.20 p.m.: incoming call from ‘Sly Fox Chanyeol’

“You’re wearing a red jacket, black ripped jeans and sit at the bus stop, don’t you lie to me.”

“What in the world. Yes, I am.”

“Look to your right.”

“Wow, you didn’t lie when you said you’re tall.”

“I never lie.”

“Why would Sly Fox Chanyeol ever lie.”

“That sounds very ironic.”

“Just like the fact that you are 5 meters away from me and still haven’t ended the call.”

“Oh, yeah, right.”

[2016/10/21] 1.24 p.m.: call ended

[2016/10/21] 7.45 p.m.: incoming call from ‘Sly Fox Chanyeol’ [deny]

[2016/10/21] 8.01 p.m.: you have 8 missed calls from ‘Sly Fox Chanyeol’

[2016/10/21] 8.03 p.m.: you have one new voicemail from ‘Sly Fox Chanyeol’

“Okay, I knew I screwed up. I didn’t know what I was doing and I can completely understand if you don’t want to talk to me at all. I shouldn’t have done that. What was I even thinking? Ugh…look, ___, this was not done on purpose. It just happened, and I….I am sorry. I am sincerely sorry, please, forgive me.” 

—would you like to replay the voice message?: [no]

[2016/10/21] 8.05 p.m.: new message from ‘Sly Fox Chanyeol’

» I’m sorry :((

[read: 8.05 p.m.]

» I really am sorry!

» please, talk to me

[read: 8.06 p.m.]

» okay, keep me on read

» at least you haven’t blocked me yet

» I feel very bad

» where did you go?

» give me a read…

» this is frustrating

[read: 10.56 p.m.]

[2016/10/22] 2.02 a.m.: incoming call from ‘Sly Fox Chanyeol’

“I know it’s really late, Baekhyun, but I have a really big problem. There is this girl, you know, the one I thought was you as in your number. Her name is ___ and I saw her today and…I might have taken her out on a date and kissed her and she wasn’t impressed and I feel bad and I don’t know what to do, she doesn’t answer my texts or takes my calls. I don’t even know if she listened to that voice mail I left her. I know I am talking a lot and really fast right now, but I can’t sleep. She is nice and she calls me Sly Fox Chanyeol, isn’t that amazing? And she is really cute, you can’t even imagine how adorable she is. I really have to give you credit for having such a similar number, but back to the point…where was I? Ah, right, so I kissed her, and I liked it for my point, but maybe she didn’t. I have no idea, I am not an expert at kissing. My last girlfriend was from middle school and I farted at our first kiss. Don’t worry, I didn’t blew when I kissed ___! But maybe I just shouldn’t have. She probably doesn’t even like me, but I think I like her. Ah, I probably like her. Don’t tell Kyungsoo, he’ll laugh at me. Did you ever have that sort of problem, Baekhyun? You seem to get along with ladies just fine. So…I really need your help with this. I don’t want to mess up more with her. Should I keep on texting her? Should I call her again? Should I hope to encounter her randomly again? Maybe I should just give her her space…argh, this is really some situation. Thank your for listening to me, Baekhyun. You’re always there for me, even when Satansoo is in your neck, you still help me out and support me. But really, what should I do? Hey…are you asleep? You’re snoring like a girl. Remember when we had that sleepover at Sehun’s? I fell asleep very fast and you told me I snore like a girl. Anyway, keep on dreaming. Uhh, good night? I hope I’ll figure things out with ___ soon.”

[2016/10/22] 2.18 p.m.: call ended. 

[2016/10/22] 6.25 a.m.: new message from ‘Sly Fox Chanyeol’

» on a scale from 1 to 10 I wouldn’t even be surprised if you said I fucked up like a 12

» but I hope that your forgiving skills are a 12, too ;)))

» I am really hoping

» praying

» in church

» in front of the church because it’s closed

» but it’s the thought that counts

[read: 9.03 a.m.]

[9.10 a.m.]

« In nomine patris 

[read: 9.10 a.m.]

» holy, praying works!

» I’m sorry…again

» please, talk to your favorite sly fox again

[read: 9.11 a.m.]

[2016/10/22] 9.12 a.m.: calling ‘Sly Fox Chanyeol’

“Shut up before you say anything. You don’t even know me much. How can you say you like me? You called me yesterday night, so that’s how I confirmed that that kiss wasn’t meant for Baekhyun. It was very startling because we are basically strangers. You are nice, that is out of question and I don’t think that you see me as some easy hook-up. You are just very inexperienced and have no real idea about this, at least this is my opinion, which I have built in this damn one week since you called me. I am not saying this to make you feel bad, or to reject you…just so that you know your pace with everything. You seem nice, clumsy nice and a techno-phobic, but nice nevertheless. So yeah…”

“Yeah…you’re right. I’m very inexperienced and it was stupid of me to kiss you. I’ll try to…be better. Maybe for now…”

“We shouldn’t talk much. I think you and I need a little bit of time to think. Yeah, that would be the best.”

[2016/10/22] 9.21 a.m.: you ended the call.

[2016/11/03] 3.12 a.m: missed call from Sly Fox Chanyeol

“You called me?”

“Oh, did I? I’m sorry, it was a misdial.”

“Oh, I see.”

[2016/11/03] 3.14 a.m.: incoming call from Sly Fox Chanyeol

“Hello?”

“Actually, I just wanted to hear your voice.”

“It’s been a while since I’ve heard yours. I missed it.”

“Hey…___?”

“Hmm?”

“Are we still awkward?”

“I think we were awkward from the very beginning, Chanyeol.”

“Yeah, that’s right.”

[2016/11/03] 3.18 a.m.: call ended

[2016/11/04] 6.10 p.m.: incoming call from ‘Sly Fox Chanyeol

“Misdial again?”

“No no no…this time I did want to call you.”

“What an honor…So, what did you call me for? I’m curious.”

“Would you like…to, umm, go to the movies with me?”

“Oh, yeah sure. When?”

“Now? I’m bored and I’d look like a loser if I went in there alone. Baekhyun has a night shift and I don’t want to ask Satansoo.”

“Second choice? Aw..”

“No, not like that—”

“I’ll change real quick. See you in twenty.”

[2016/11/04] 6.12 p.m.: you ended the call

[2016/11/04] 11.47 p.m.: new message from ‘Sly Fox Chanyeol’

» I liked our…ummm

[read: 11.47 p.m.]

« date?

» AHH, WAS IT REALLY A DATE?

« why wouldn’t it be? Of course it was :D

» I thought it would be awkward to call it a date

« I told you to find your own pace, Chanyeol. A date is fine. Kissing, no.

» so this was date 2?

[read: 11.55 p.m.]

« 1 ½

[2016/11/09] 3.15 p.m.: you have 2 missed calls from ‘Sly Fox Chanyeol’

[2016/11/09] 3.15 pm.: you have 1 new voice message from ‘Sly Fox Chanyeol’

“Sorry for the two calls, I forgot you were at work. Anyway, are you up for date five and a half? I’ll pick you up at seven.”

—would you like to replay the voice message?: [no]

[2016/11/10] 01.02 a.m.: new text message to ‘Sly Fox Chanyeol’

« alright, you did it

» did what?

« everything!

» ???

[read: 01.04 a.m.]

[2016/11/10] 01.04 a.m.: calling ‘Sly Fox Chanyeol’

“Hello?”

“Mr. Park Sly Fox Chanyeol, I like you.”

[2016/11/10] 01.05 a.m.: call ended

[2016/11/10] 1.05 a.m.: incoming call from ‘Sly Fox Chanyeol’

“Baekhyun, she said she likes me! Me. Park Chanyeol. __ likes me. I am flipping out at past midnight and my neighbors are already complaining, but I don’t give a fuck. I give minus fucks. But wait…no, I hung up on her before answering. Kill me.”

“Can I take this as a ‘Yes, I’ll be your boyfriend’ then?”

“Oh no, not again. But yes. Yes, please. I’ll be your boyfriend. I’ll be your husband, let me just rob a bank and buy you the prettiest ring in the world.”

“Oh if so, then also get a guide on how to not be cheesy, too. Thank you, babe.”

“Babe? Oh my god…”

“Calm down ahaha.”

“How can I calm down right now.”

“I’ll leave you to your excitement and hit the hay then. Good night, babe.”

[2016/11/10] 01.08 a.m.: you ended the call

[2016/11/10] 01.08. a.m.: new text message from ‘Sly Fox Chanyeol’

» does that mean you’ll save me up as a ‘babe’ now, too?

« considering the fact that you still have me saved up as Baekhyun…no, I think I’ll keep you as Sly Fox Chanyeol

» okay, touché

[read: 01.10 a.m.]

[2016/11/10] 07.10 a.m.: incoming call from ‘Sly Fox Chanyeol’

“What in the world, Chanyeol. Why are you calling me this early?”

“Don’t you have to work in like twenty minutes…babe?”

“Oh shit, yes. I’ll be late to work. My boss is going to burn me to ashes.”

“Dress up quickly and open up the door. I came to drive you to work.”

“I do not regret liking you. I’ll keep you forever and beyond that wow.”

“Open the door, though. Else you have a frozen best boyfriend.”

“Right.”

[2016/11/10] 07.12 a.m.: you ended the call

[2016/11/22] 10.20 p.m.: new message from ‘Sly Fox Chanyeol’

» okay, I don’t know

[read: 10.20 p.m.]

« why are you texting me, you’re sitting one meter away from me

» why are you texting back then? Hmm? 

« …no comment

« but what do you ‘not know’?

» what to say. It’s awkward. I’ve never had a girl stay over

« cuteeee. If you want me to, I can leave. I did not really want to stay here…for that hahaha

» sureeeee. no, please, stay. I like having you around me :)

[read: 10.23 p.m.]

[2016/12/02] 03.01 a.m.: incoming call

“Hello—”

“I need cuddles.”

“Oh dear God no. It’s three in the morning, Chanyeol.”

“Can’t I demand cuddles at three?”

“No, you can’t. Especially not when I have to wake up early and am in need of ever second of sleep.”

[2016/12/02] 03.02 a.m.: you ended the call

[2016/12/02] 03.02 a.m.: new text message from ‘Sly Fox Chanyeol’

» what? not even a good night or sorry?

« for what do I even need to apologize

» for not cuddling me

« oh, now that you mention it….

» yeah!

[read: 03.04 a.m.]

» hey, say it

[read: 03.04 a.m.]

» are you ignoring me?

[read: 03.05 a.m.]

[2016/12/22] 02.12 p.m.: you have 3 missed calls from ‘Sly Fox Chanyeol’

[2016/12/22] 02.12 p.m.: calling ‘Sly Fox Chanyeol’

“Jeez, three calls?”

“Oh, yeah! Why didn’t you pick up?”

“I was in line in the grocery store. Sorry.”

“It’s alright, I was just wondering if you wanted to spend Christmas with me?”

“I’ll be at my parents’ house by the 25th. But we can spend Christmas Eve together.”

“Fair enough. At my place then?”

“Sure. Hey, Chanyeol?”

“Hmm?”

“I…—”

“Yeah?”

“Ah, nevermind. I’ll hang up now, my bus is coming. Bye.”

[2016/12/22] 02.15 p.m.: you ended the call

[2016/12/25] 01.10 p.m.: you have 5 missed calls from ‘Sly Fox Chanyeol’

[2016/12/25] 01.10 p.m.: new voice message from ‘Sly Fox Chanyeol’

“Ah crap, I forgot that you have your phone turned off in the plane. Sorry for the number of calls. I was just wondering if you arrived safely at your parents? I hope you did! I’m going to have to spend my Christmas with Satansoo. My parents are still on vacation. I already miss you, ___. I also forgot to give you your present yesterday…ugh, I am so forgetful when I am with you.”

—would you like to replay the voice message?: [no]

[2016/12/28] 02.45 a.m.: calling ‘Sly Fox Chanyeol’

“Hey, Chanyeol.”

“Babe, it’s in the middle of the night. Did you just arrive back to Seoul? Should I come and pick you up?”

“Ah, no. I just wanted to tell you that I’ll stay a little bit longer with my parents.”

“Oh.”

“Yeah.”

“Did you tell them about—”

“No, I didn’t. I just want to spend some time with Mom and Dad.”

“I see…”

[2016/12/28] 02.48 a.m.: call ended

[2016/12/30] 06.12 a.m.: incoming call from ‘Sly Fox Chanyeol’

“I miss waking up to you. I miss seeing your sleeping face. I miss waking you up with a kiss. I miss you, when will you come back?”

“Tomorrow. I’ll be back by tomorrow.”

[2016/12/30] 06.13 a.m.: you ended the call

[2016/12/30] 06.20 p.m.: you have three missed calls from ‘Sly Fox Chanyeol’

[2016/12/30] 06.20 p.m.: new voice message from ‘Sly Fox Chanyeol’

“Tomorrow you say? You’ve been back since you called me that you’d be staying longer. Why? Why did you lie to me? Did I do something wrong? Did you find someone better when you were away?”

—would you like to replay the voice message?: [no]

[2016/12/31] 04.19 p.m.: you have 1 missed call from ‘Sly Fox Chanyeol’

[2016/12/31] 04.19 p.m.: new voice message from ‘Sly Fox Chanyeol’

“Are you breaking up with me? Because it feels like it. You haven’t taken any of my calls. At least end it properly with me instead of leaving me with some unknown relationship status.”

[2016/01/01] 10.11 a.m.: you have 2 missed calls from ‘Sly Fox Chanyeol’

[2017/01/01] 10.11 a.m.: new voice message from ‘Sly Fox Chanyeol’

“Fine, then don’t. I’m tired of trying to contact you. You obviously have other things to do. Happy New Year, I guess.”

[2017/01/06] 12.39 p.m.: you have 1 missed call from ‘Sly Fox Chanyeol’

[2016/01/06] 12.39 p.m.: new voice message from ‘Sly Fox Chanyeol’

“I sent your present and that scarf you forgot at my place to your apartment. If you even want to have either of them. My calls you certainly don’t want.”

[2017/01/10] 12.30 a.m.: incoming call from Park Chanyeol

“You actually picked up.”

“I’m sorry.”

“Oh, now you’re sorry? How about two weeks earlier?”

“No, I’ve been sorry then, too.”

“Then why? Why did you cut contact with me? Did I do anything wrong?”

“Can you come over?”

“What?”

“Forget it.”

[2017/01/10] 12.35 a.m.: you ended the call

[2017/01/10] 12.35 a.m.: new message from ‘Sly Fox Chanyeol’

» I’ll be in twenty

[read: 12.37 a.m.]

[01.45 a.m.]

« where are you?

[2017/01/10] 02.23 a.m.: incoming call

“Hello?”

“Is this Byun Baekhyun’s number? This is regarding to Park Chanyeol?”

“Chanyeol?”

“Yes, he’s been a victim to a severe car accident. Now, am I speaking to Byun Baekhyun?”

“No, this is ___ ___, but..is everything alright!? Is he alive? Please, telll me he is alive? Please…”

“He is alive, he survived the accident barely, but he is in a coma. We don’t know when he’ll wake up, neither do we know if he’ll suffer amnesia.”

“Miss? Are you still—”

[2017/01/10] 02.25 a.m.: you ended the call

[2017/11/09] 11.14 a.m.: —– missed calls from Baekhyun

[2017/11/09] 11.14 a.m.: you have — new voice message from Baekhyun

[2017/01/11] 04.32 a.m.:

“Chanyeol…this is ___. You might have me still saved up as Baekhyun, though. I came to see you today, yesterday, I mean. I couldn’t sleep that night, I still can’t sleep. I’ve felt responsible for everything that happened to you. I still feel that way. Was it my fault? Did you drive in the middle of the night to see me?”

—would you like to replay the voice message?: [no]

[2017/01/14] 06.34 p.m.:

“I came to visit you today again. I saw Baekhyun for the first time in my life. He seems like a nice guy, no wonder you and him were so close. We talked a little while…he told me something more about you. I didn’t know you play any instruments…he showed me some of what you’ve composed. It’s good. I made it my ringtone for you.”

—would you like to replay the voice message?: [no]

[2017/01/19] 2.22 p.m.:

“The doctors said that you haven’t made any progress and I broke down in tears. Baekhyun was crying, too. Satansoo— I mean Kyungsoo was there, too. He told us that you’ll be fine. He bought flowers for you; I thought it was very cute. I hope you’ll be better soon.”

—would you like to replay the voice message?: [no]

[2017/02/1] 03.32 a.m.:

“It’s one of those nights again. I just find myself calling you again and again. You still haven’t made any progress according to the doctors. I’ve been up for two days. I couldn’t go to work, neither go to see you. I really miss you. I really miss you calling me Baekhyun and complaining about something, especially me. And then when I told you that I am not Baekhyun…you would always shriek and end the call. I think I really have fallen for that.”

—would you like to replay the voice message?: [no]

[2017/02/14] 5.01 a.m.:

“Don’t ask me why I did it, I just did. They wanted to give your number away, so I paid all the phone bills for you. Baekhyun told me I am insane. He and I have grown to be very good friends, by the way. Chanyeol…I guess that by calling you and being directed to your voice mail…for some reason I feel that you’re alive that way. No, what am I talking about. You are alive. You are still alive. You’ll wake up soon. You will, okay….”

—would you like to replay the voice message?: [no]

[2017/03/03] 9.03 p.m.:

“The fox plushy in your room…I won it for you. You told me that you wanted to take me to an arcade to win me that fox plushy, but we never made it. I put all my coins into winning that thing! I ended up borrowing some from Baekhyun and Kyungsoo, though. I hope you’ll like it. Consider it as a present from us three…but it was me who won it, so give me some more credit.”

—would you like to replay the voice message?: [no]

[2017/03/17] 01.06 a.m.: 

“Oh…hey, Chanyeol. I don’t know what to tell you, if I had to be honest…I only called to hear your ‘this is Chanyeol, I am currently too busy being awesome to answer your call, but you can leave me a message’. I guess that’s the only thing that makes me feel sane nowadays.”

—would you like to replay the voice message?: [no]

[2017/03/18] 06.01 a.m.: 

“I was replaying the first voice message you sent to me…I mean Baekhyun for an hour. I wish I had declined your calls more often, so I’d now have something more to hold onto.”

—would you like to replay the voice message?: [no]

[2017/03/21] 12.08 p.m.:

“I thought that with time passing, I’d deal better with the situation, but I guess time can’t heal all wounds. At least I was hoping that your wounds would be healing. Maybe I was wrong. They said that chances of you waking up are now less than five per cent. I don’t know what to do. I just left the hospital and I just want to drown myself in alcohol.”

—would you like to replay the voice message?: [no]

[2017/03/23] 03.56 a.m.:

“I started smoking again. I quitted smoking when we started going out. I hate the taste of it. I don’t miss smoking at all. It’s a waste of money, but I was hoping you to be mad at me. Maybe you’d wake up and scold me. Then again…you are not someone to do that, you’d just take it out of my mouth, kiss me and tell me that you’re better than tobacco. And you’d be right. You’re the best thing I ever had.”

—would you like to replay the voice message?: [no]

[2017/04/01] 9.05 a.m.:

“I hate you. You are stupid. I don’t care about you.”

—would you like to replay the voice message?: [no]

[2017/04/01] 9.07 a.m.:

“April Fools! Ha, I got you, didn’t I?”

—would you like to replay the voice message?: [no]

[2017/04/01] 6.18 p.m.:

“I was in the hospital for the entire day with Baekhyun because the nurse caught us drawing a beard on your face with a black marker. We thought it’d be a nice April Fools joke. Well, we laughed, the nurse didn’t.”

—would you like to replay the voice message?: [no]

[2017/04/07] 03.21 a.m.:

“Baekhyun told me that I have to stop calling you because it’s not good for me. He saw the amount of times I’ve been calling you. I know he’s only worried about me, but can’t he understand that when calling you I feel free for a moment? It gives me hopes because there are messages you haven’t heard. These voice mails I sent to you…don’t they give you a reason to wake up?”

—would you like to replay the voice message?: [no]

[2017/04/13] 5.04 a.m.:

“It’s five in the morning. I was crashing at Baekhyun’s. We were binge watching some dramas. He was crying so much, it was quite cute. Anyway…I promised him to stop calling your phone, but I only did that to make him shut up about it. I set myself an alarm for five to call you and I’ll delete my calling history, too. So…hey, how are you? I think I am doing fine. Work is doing good, perhaps I’ll get promoted soon. I’ll go visit you again today. Probably after work, so wake up by seven, okay?”

—would you like to replay the voice message?: [no]

[2017/04/15] 5.07 a.m.:

“I love you.”

—would you like to replay the voice message?: [yes]

[2017/04/15] 5.08 a.m.:

“That’s what I couldn’t tell you. If I did, all this wouldn’t have happened.”

—would you like to replay the voice message?: [no]

[2017/04/15] 5.09 a.m.:

“I was scared you wouldn’t. I was too scared. I was an idiot. I still am. I’m sorry. It’s all my fault.”

—would you like to replay the voice message?: [no]

[2017/04/21] 5.09 a.m.:

“You know…I’ve befriended with all your friends. I keep on making stupid jokes. I say that I am Sly Fox ___. I’m always with Baekhyun. Am I doing all of that to keep you alive? I think so, I just don’t know if I do that for them or for myself, maybe for you…”

—would you like to replay the voice message?: [no]

[2017/05/01] 5.01 a.m.:

“I haven’t left you a voice mail in a while. I don’t know why I haven’t been calling you these days. But here I am again. I went to the hospital yesterday and I saw your mother for the first time. She asked me if I was your girlfriend, I didn’t know what to answer, so I just smiled. Our relationship is difficult and I don’t know how to define it anymore. I just don’t try to define it, my head would hurt only.”

—would you like to replay the voice message?: [no]

[2017/05/10] 05.08 a.m.:

“I went to the movies with Baekhyun yesterday and stayed at his again. I like his place, I can’t go to yours, so this is what comes closest to yours. You were always hanging out here with him, right? I emptied a few bottles with him and ordered food. Do you think we could do that sometime, too? With or without Baekhyun…I don’t mind.”

—would you like to replay the voice message?: [no]

[2017/05/21] 5.02 a.m.:

“Baekhyun found the phone bill. I don’t think he was angry at me, but he was looking sad. I told him that I want to pay for your phone bill, so that one day you can hear all I’d been telling you about. He probably knows that I am still calling you these days, but he doesn’t say anything.”

—would you like to replay the voice message?: [no]

[2017/05/31] 5.03 a.m.:

“I think I try to stick to the promise I gave to Baekhyun. I’ll call you less, and eventually I’ll stop. The doctors keep saying that it’s hopeless. I was begging your mother to not turn off the machines. Baekhyun was supporting me. For a time I was thinking that he gave you up, too. But maybe he is trying to be the strong one, whilst I am the weak one. I see why he is your best friend.”

—would you like to replay the voice message?: [no]

[2017/06/27] 5.05 a.m.:

“I was trying to delete your number for the last three days, but I couldn’t, and I still can’t. I wrote it down in my notes just in case I’d delete it and regre. I’d regret it anyway because deleting you from my phone would be like deleting you from my life. This phone and your clumsiness was how we met. I can’t delete you.”

—would you like to replay the voice message?: [no]

[2017/08/02] 5.01 a.m.:

“Whenever I want to cry because of you, I look at all the texts you sent me. Maybe people are right when they say that remembering the good times makes you overcome the bad ones. Baekhyun always looks at pictures of you two. I wish we’d have taken that many photos together. At least I have one of you…you know that time when we were making ramen at yours and you had a noodle sticking on your nose? I took a secret photo of you. It’s my home screen ever since.”

—would you like to replay the voice message?: [no]

[2017/09/23] 5.15 a.m.: 

“I miss you…still. Visiting you in hospital has been my routine for a long while, at least twice a week. I haven’t been going there for a while now. Maybe I just don’t want to hear the doctor saying that your state keeps worsening. I am just scared he’d say that you’re…you know. But perhaps…I’ll have to say goodbye eventually, even though I don’t want to. I won’t say goodbye…I won’t…, but—”

—would you like to replay the voice message?: [no]

—you have no new voice messages.

[2017/11/09] 12.04 p.m.: incoming call from ‘Sly Fox Chanyeol’

—click to continue [x]

­

[munsonthings86]

Shawty Really Blow the Pipe Like a Pro- A Derek Luh Imagine

Request: If you do requests can I request a derek one where you want to get high for the first time and he’s a little nervous because he doesn’t want you to regret it or get upset later. Be records you just for you to see and you get to see the version of you that laughs st the smallest things and when you have the munchies and things like that.

Warnings: Cursing

I was always curious about getting high, pretty much since my second year of high school. My curiosity grew even stronger since my boyfriend, Derek, smokes weed and gets high every other day.

Derek and I were having a lazy day one Saturday afternoon, in our living room watching old Disney movies. We did that sometimes.

Thinking about getting high for the third time this week, I looked over to Derek and asked,“Hey, you going out tonight?,“ I asked. Derek looked up from his phone and responded,“Yeah, me, Skate, Swazz, and Sammy are heading to a nightclub around nine”.

Sighing in relief, I asked Derek,“Can I come with you guys? And before you say anything, the reason I’m asking is because I was thinking about getting high for the first time and I thought I could take advantage of the fact that you’re going out tonight”. I bit my lip being afraid of what Derek had to say next.

“Huh, I mean, I’m not saying you can’t smoke, but I just want you to think this through because I don’t want this to be something you regret later. So take your time, think about this, and if you still wanna do it tonight, then we’ll do it,“ Derek smiled.

“Yeah, I mean I’ve been thinking about this for some now and, I don’t know, I just know that I want to try it,” I say trying to prove to him that I was sure. “Okay”. “Okay?” “Okay.” It was official, I was getting high tonight.

“But, if you do this, can I just ask that we please do it here? You don’t know how you act when you’re high, so let’s smoke at home and I’ll record your crazy ass,” Derek pleaded.

“What about Skate, Swazz and Sammy? You should invite them over, it’d be fun,” I suggested excitedly. “Yeah, I’ll call them and tell them to detour their ass over here,” Derek said pulling his phone of his back pocket. I chuckled lightly and continued watching High School Musical that was still playing on the television.

It was now around 9:10 p.m. so the boys should be over here in no time. Derek sat next to me, this time watching something different, that I was not paying attention to, being too jittery to be fully attentive. “Hey you alright, you’re squeezing my leg pretty hard over there”, I said looking over to Derek who seemed pretty worried.“Yeah, I’m just nervous.”He chuckled.”Why do think I’m squeezing the shit out of your leg?”, we both laughed.

It was if I was a psychic, I was just about to ask where the boys were when I heard the doorbell ring. Derek got up and opened the door and I immediately heard yells and screams of excitement.They all jump on the couch and engulf me in a huge hug. Man, I love these boys.

“Are you ready?”, Sammy asks me with his eyebrows raised, checking if I was going to back out. “Yeah, I’m ready”, I say trying to boost my own confidence in such a situation.

Everything just feels super dizzy right now. Where am I? Am I home? What happened last night? Oh, I remember. I got high. Why don’t I remember anything?

I roll over to Derek who is already awake, typing away at his phone. I yawn from not being fully awake and kiss Derek’s shoulder. He looks over at me and smiles. “Show me the video”, I say remembering Derek said he would record me.

Derek closes out of the app he was on and clicks over to the gallery. He clicks on the first video displayed and hands me his phone. I mentally prepare myself to be embarrassed before I pressed play. I am immediately bombarded with giggles and puffs of smoke into the camera. I don’t even wait for the smoke to clear out to confirm that it’s me giggling like an idiot for seconds on end. The camera focuses on me and I see myself with a blunt in between my fingers and giggles escaping my lips.

Oh god. I watch as I take another hit of the blunt when I hear Derek say,”Shawty really blow the pipe like a pro”. I giggle at his words and say,”Yep, that’s meeee bitches”. I put the blunt down in the ash tray and yell at the top of my lungs,”Time for muchiessssss”, I giggle again.

How many times am I going to giggle in one video? I sigh in relief when I hear Derek’s voice say,’‘Say bye, Y/N”, signaling the end of the video.

“Byeeee”, I drag out and laugh. I give Derek his phone back and he looks at me trying so hard not to laugh. “See what you’re like when you’re high”, Derek says.

I move closer to him and say,”Yup, I wanna do it again”.

A/N: Thank you guys so much for reading! Wow 2 imagines in one week?! Lol I’m giving myself a pat on the back. Anyways this was requested by: heartattackfandom, thank you for the request! I love you guys and I’ll talk to y’all later! ✌️🤘👋