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Jongdae being 💫 iconic 💫

happy birthday to our incredibly talented, amazing, thoughtful and brilliant sunshine, Kim Jongdae! We love you so, so much 💛

#AngelChenDay 🌻

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I’ve struggled with ed all my fuckin life and getting called pig or whale or whatever tf is triggering. My friends have never called me names. They cheered me up rather than adding fuel to the fire.

And that ain’t even all about Baek. He said that crap on national tv, and has been fatphobic in the past as well. Stop excusing that bs just bc you’re not triggered by it?

lmao people really trying to cancel lucas for being “fatphobic” when the people he teased arent even fat shut up stop being so sensitive you fucking pussies you fucking find it funny when you call kpop idols “twigs” and that theyre too skinny but oh lucas joking with his friends?? thats too far?? shut the fuck up. 

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He called someone a pig, who had been chewing food and spit it out again because he was too scared he’d gain weight. Stfu and stop excusing everything with the friendship label. No fuckin friend gonna make fun of an insecurity that has lead as far as to an eating disorder

lmao people really trying to cancel lucas for being “fatphobic” when the people he teased arent even fat shut up stop being so sensitive you fucking pussies you fucking find it funny when you call kpop idols “twigs” and that theyre too skinny but oh lucas joking with his friends?? thats too far?? shut the fuck up. 

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okay, i believe i’ve edited all links now? my masterlist link should be in the bio now. hope that helped 

ok this is maybe the weirdest ask you've ever gotten but i just re read ur fic misdial and i went to click the link to continue reading it and it here was nothing there, did you ever finish it? my heart it sad

ah, hi hello! the misdial series isn’t completed (maybe i’ll pick up in it again in the future) but i did have some spin-off chapters. The links don’t work because I’ve changed my username and forgot to edit the links. I’ll fix that in a bit

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ok this is maybe the weirdest ask you've ever gotten but i just re read ur fic misdial and i went to click the link to continue reading it and it here was nothing there, did you ever finish it? my heart it sad

ah, hi hello! the misdial series isn’t completed (maybe i’ll pick up in it again in the future) but i did have some spin-off chapters. The links don’t work because I’ve changed my username and forgot to edit the links. I’ll fix that in a bit

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180918 [FROM SUHO] “Although it was short, it was an enjoyable performance in Germany. I wish to meet you quickly. EXO-L.” [trans: qtpiebyunbaek]

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Thank you so much for your feedback. I’m happy that you liked this small piece 🧡

a little burned – kjd

kim jongdae. reader-insert. firefighter au. fluff.  ≈ 2k

: a terrible wannabe-cook, an actual firefighter, and the good 5000°F burning wannabe-cook’s parents’ restaurant make scene for a little too hot candle light dinner without any form of edible dinning

“My name’s Kim Jongdae, I’m a firefighter.”

“Please fight that fire in my heart.” You wanted to say that. But you were glad you just thought that. Ha, you thought. Jongdae looked amused and shook his head; and then you realised it: “Oh God, I really said that out loud.”

Keep reading

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Gotta change Hey Siri to Hey Google because PCY is an Android fucker

I went through my pages to find my old notes on law of obligations, and I found this WIP for the misdial prequel I meant to write back in the days 😭😭

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I went through my pages to find my old notes on law of obligations, and I found this WIP for the misdial prequel I meant to write back in the days 😭😭

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hello there!! i'm a really big fan of misdial, i burst into tears towards the ending no matter how many times i re-read it T^T i don't want to push/pressure you or anything but will you write a sequel/continuation in the future? my heart still hurts so much reading that ending cri

Thank you so much for liking misdial so much! As for a sequel, I was actually planning on doing one! Tho I haven’t written on here in a while, I might actually write a continuation to misdial!

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BAEKHYUN ✶ CANDY

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EXO-L Revival ♡ week nine: sehun happy birthday to our dearest exo youngest member, oh sehun ♡ cr. quote

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Omg

IT'S HAPPENING? NOT A JOKE? MYSTIC MESSENGER WEBTOON IS REAL???

She has eyes! 😭😭😭

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I’ve come to fuck your brother

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Pokemon fusions

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This aged so well that we are getting father Jongdae for real

exo-m as dads

Luhan:

- honestly the softest bean

- would always make them food and feed them even when they say they can already do that themselves

- soccer evenings tbh

- he would also play soccer with them all the damn time

- probably jumps around like a quirky fluff ball when his child says “dad” for the first time

- lu would make stupid faces to make his children laugh

- takes a picture of every damn shit…even their first poo bc he is just THAT sort of proud

- would teach his children all sorts of language he knows

- will deny that he ever had a song named lu when they ask

- would only let sehun or minseok babysit his children

- pinches their cheeks and always say how soft and cute they are

- will probably still look younger than his children (does he even age??)

Minseok:

- let’s all be real, this is minseok. he’d probably get the best dad award before his child is even born

- most likely to pain the entire children’s bed room by himself and even more likely that the color will be the same as his hair

- piggy back rides…AND A DAMN LOT OF THEM

- will cook for them and tries his best to make it healthy but still tasty (and ofc succeeds bc this is kim minseok we are talking about)

- when the kid gets injured he’d give a kiss on the band aid (which has depending if its a girl or a boy either bunnies or dinosaurs)

- would teach his kids how to ride a bike and make a video of it

- his children are probably going to get a nobel peace prize bc he raised them just THAT well

- would play tooth fairy, santa, easter bunny and whatever fairytale for them

- once they hit puberty he’d be the cool dad and all. would allow them more stuff, but not too much

- would buy them what they want, but will try hard to not spoil them 

Yixing:

- father to the next generation of super musicians and actors

- is probably trying too hard to be a good father

- often busy, but would call and facetime all the time

- most likely to have his children in the same kindergarten, elementary and high school as baekhyun’s

- would always tell his children how beautiful they are

- always proud. literally. child fails a subject? no problem, he’d say they’ll do better on the next test

- very likely to have more photos of his children in his purse than cash

- would drive his children anyway and sing during the drive 

- would believe his children over anyone

Kris:

- the type of dad to scare his kid’s friends away at first, but then turns out to be the softest potato in the kettle

- kids will speak english, chinese and korean before they entre kindergarten. safe call

- suho is the mom. fite me

- would be a rather chill father tbh

- when suho flips his shit about his children failing a subject or getting drunk kris is like “hey, we used to be children, too. and we were wild”

- first present is most likely a telescope so they can watch the galaxy

- burned toast for breakfast basically

- everyday is selca day

- philosophical quotes in the birthday cards bc why not

- would prolly communicate with emojis 

Tao:

- oh god this is going to be a ride

- too swag to change diapers he says, but he’d do it still

- tries hard not to cry, squeal or lose his shit when his child does something utterly cute

- death glare @ everyone who wanna mess with his children

- never ending competition on whose baby is better with sehun

- “My kid can already count.”

- ��Well, my kid already knows the principle of pythagoras”

- designer diapers provided by gucci much

- gucci barbie dresses

- gucci toothbrush

- gucci everything

- probably the kid’s middle name is gucci

- kids will prolly get into martial arts

- a lot of dog x baby pics on his instagram

- disgusted faces at poop and puke but would judge everyone who’d say “ew” and look at them like “dat ew is my child u wanna fite?”

- if he doesn’t get gucci stuff at father’s day he is gonna be one sulky individual

- at first he would be very much confused and would call luhan to help him bc he clearly doesn’t know what to do to calm a baby down

- when the child hits puberty he would involuntarily witness that there exist more salty people than him and would cry and then ground them

- the only one cooler than him has to be his child ok

- random nicknames given that he’ll forget the following day tbh

- has no chill when his child causes trouble, prolly turns into a drill sergeant when he is pissed 

Jongdae:

- what do you expect, he is a beagle

- prolly pouts when the child gets more attention than him

- the kid is likely to be more mature than him

- 5000 watt smile children

- excited over everything

- clingiest dad alive™

- “dad, it’s just a sleepover…”

- “i know, perfect for father-son time!”

- his, bbh’s and pcy’s child would definitely become the new chaos trio

- angelic voice much

- would lose his child in the ice cream parlor 

- and then piss his pants bc wow he really managed to lose his child

- turns out child makes a public announcement in the mall

- “hey, i lost my clumsy dad, pls return… or no, just keep him.”