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#anyway what games do you think iwa and oikawa would like playing together that suga isn’t really into… 🤔🤔🤔
monstrsball · 1 year
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if you are bored how about you give me your headcanons for an OiSuga/IwaOiSuga beach date? Summer is coming, I need summer-y ramblings
gladly! i'll do this for iwaoisuga hehe <3
disclaimer: i have never been to an actual beach before as i live in a landlocked state. shout out to my mutuals (especially @kenmasdysphoriahoodie) who helped me with this ily
whenever their schedules align and they're able to get together over the summer, they always try to make at least one trip to the beach!! wherever they are <3 (probably even when it's not summer too, but i'm going to keep these hcs summer specific since that's what you asked for!)
the first time they all went to the beach together, suga ended up with a really nasty sunburn because he wasn't applying his sunscreen often enough
now, iwaizumi is always on top of making sure everyone is applying enough sunscreen and reapplying it every couple hours
even when he wears suncreen, suga always ends up with a few new moles at the end of the day. and iwa gets freckles on his shoulders.
oikawa has the worst sock tan lines lmao. he loathes this. they are honestly dreadful.
suga loves tide pools!!! he really likes looking at the crabs. iwa likes watching the tiny fish. oikawa is not as into it but he'll watch with them anyway
he's also the one who eventually redirects them because if left to their own devices, suga and iwa would just spend hours watching the animals
suga loves watermelon print! watermelon print swim trunks, watermelon print beach umbrella, watermelon print tote bag, etc. people think it's because he loves watermelon but it's really just because he associates watermelon with summertime
iwa says he's going a little overboard and suga goes "it's SUMMER, hajime" and iwa drops the subject (he does think it's a little cute)
they get invited to play beach volleyball with some people they run into and oikawa sort of forgets that he's not playing with other professional athletes and gets a little too into it
iwa tells him to dial it down but he also gets a little too into it when oikawa is setting for him. they treat this casual beach volleyball game like an Actual volleyball match. they play like they have something to lose
(suga gets a little too into it from the sidelines cheering them on when he's not playing)
so needless to say they only get to play a few rounds before the invitation to play is politely revoked lmao
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rogueyami · 4 years
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Haikyuu!! Fic Recs
I love reading fanfics, and I have so many bookmarked that I want to share. Hope you all enjoy and give these writers all the love. All of these are completed works, and they are a mixture of one shots and multi chaps.
Kagehina
where the night goes by bigspoonnoya (M)
Summary:
When their bond loses the immediate context of volleyball, they're left to consider why it's still so vital and important.
Meeting again, by chance, six years later.
Somewhere to Belong by Esselle (E)
Summary:
Once a year, all the villages that follow the way of the sun offer up one of their own to be taken to the sun god's divine temple. Kageyama Tobio, an orphan and loner, never wanted to be chosen—and until the sun god appeared, no one ever wanted to choose him, either. All Tobio wants is to find a place he fits in. What he actually gets is another story entirely.
by this time next year by reeology (T)
Summary:
"I got offers from two universities," Kageyama announces, pointing at his chest with his thumb. "I'm going to play volleyball at Keio this spring."
"You still have to pass an exam, even if it's an easy one," Takeda-sensei hurries to add, although he is beaming and bursting with pride at his fluffy little crow chick taking off to play volleyball at a university level.
"I'll pass," Kageyama says with the same kind of confidence he uses when he tells Hinata he'll get the toss to him. He looks straight at Hinata, and Hinata jerks and turns red, wondering if maybe Kageyama knew he was daydreaming about something as stupid as the way Kageyama talks to him during a game. But then Kageyama just points at him and says, "You'd better get in, too."
Hinata, stupid, naive, idiot that he is, grins wide and nods and says, "Yeah!"
He doesn't know what he's in for.
Not Alone by seconddaysea (E)
Summary:
"I'll visit you," Hinata says. "So you're not allowed to get lonely, you got it?" He turns so they're facing each other, hands warm against Tobio's back. "I'm already lonely," he replies quietly, and he presses his face against Hinata's heart, squeezing his eyes shut, because if this is a dream he doesn't want to wake up.
maps, from me to you by tothemoon (T)
Summary:
This is a (non-chronological) account of the memories they make out of millimeters.
Iwaoi
we can do better than that by spaceburgers (M)
Summary:
Oikawa and Iwaizumi go on a road trip during the summer after their high school graduation. It doesn't go as expected, but maybe that's not such a bad thing after all. 
we shine like diamonds by whiitemists (T)
Summary:
Oikawa is nine when he first hears the word. The boys on the playground whisper it like it's dirty, like the way they daringly mutter the word fuck and then look over their shoulders to check their parents hadn't heard.
"You know Abe-kun from class?" they snicker, hands cupped around their mouths like they're passing along a filthy secret. "I hear his older brother is... gay."
here comes your man by newamsterdam (T)
Summary:
Iwaizumi’s left his cell phone on the bench, and while Suga keeps his gaze away from Iwaizumi the phone lights up with a new message.
Iwa-chan, it reads, Have a good day today! Good luck! <3 <3 <3
Suga chokes. It’s hard to imagine anyone calling the scowling and fierce Doctor Iwaizumi “Iwa-chan.” But marriage probably comes with all sorts of liberties.
Mrs. Iwaizumi must be quite the doting wife, Suga thinks. Delivering hand-made bentos and sending along loving messages.
No one really knows much about the new surgical resident, Doctor Iwaizumi, other than the fact that he's married. Suga's determined to find out more, and make a friend of him in the process.            
just hear me out by loveclouds (T)     
Summary:
To stimulate Japan's low birthrates and take most of the guesswork out of dating, a beeper system was biologically developed in people's wrists, an audible confirmation to show romantic compatibility.
Iwaizumi's beeper has been going off for Oikawa since they've been kids. Oikawa's has only ever been silent.
 Call Security! by DeathBelle  (T)    
Summary:
Oikawa Tooru is attractive, charming, and irresistible.
He thinks so, anyway, until he meets the mall's new security guard.
In which Oikawa has a crush, Iwaizumi has no interest, and a chain of shoplifting incidents brings them together.
Bokuaka
(Don't) Touch Me by DeathBelle (E)         
Summary:
Akaashi has always had an aversion to human contact, but earlier in his life it had been bearable. It isn't until his last year of high school that it becomes intolerable. By the time he enters college, any skin contact has the potential to send him spiraling into a breathtaking panic attack.
He reconnects with Bokuto in college, and he seems to be the only person with the ability to calm Akaashi down. He finds himself relying on his old captain more and more, especially when Bokuto deems himself Akaashi's own personal guardian. Despite their connection, he can't touch Bokuto, either; no matter how badly he'd like to.    
Upstairs by yoogiboobi (E)    
Summary:
Bokuto first sees his neighbour at the supermarket, three days after he's moved into his new place.
[...] 
For about a second, a heartbeat, he's met with a pair of dark, piercing eyes, with what is probably eyeliner, looking back at him. It really is just a split second before his hand knocks down three cereal boxes that hit him square in the head, effectively making him break eye contact and drop his groceries to the floor.
In which some of the first things Bokuto learns about his upstairs neighbour are the colour of his eyes and the sound of his moans.         
bang! now we're even by Authoress (E)
Summary:
Akaashi only has two rules when it comes to his profession. One, complete the job as swiftly and cleanly as possible. Two, never trust anyone who smells like blood.
Rule three is to shoot Owl Eyes in the face should he ever come across him, but Akaashi never tells anyone about that one.
Crisis Converted  by valiantarmor (E)    
Summary:
Akaashi Keiji is just a normal cop with a penchant for getting himself into trouble, when quite suddenly he finds himself with a big promotion and a brand new partner.
But his habit of finding trouble hasn't gone away -- if anything, it's only gotten worse. 
cracks in the pavement will lead you home by deusreks (M)    
Summary:
Bokuto often thinks about Akaashi, especially when he’s running. It’s like his legs know where they’re supposed to take him. He grows into a habit of running a lot, just to keep that feeling going. Cracks and holes in the pavement aren’t fun to jump over if the final reward isn’t seeing Akaashi’s face.
An alternate universe with a little bit of magic and a lot of growing up.         
Ushiten
died in my dreams by MTrash (Makaria) (T)
Summary:
If anyone asked Ushijima how it came to this, he wouldn’t be able to formulate a proper answer.
Ushijima likes his quiet, his order, and his solitude. That is, until a loud, talkative and a little chaotic cyber tech convinces him that that's just plain boring.
while i nodded, nearly napping (suddenly there came a tapping) by pseudoanalytics (T)     
Summary:
Of course if there was one thing that could be counted on, it was Ushijima’s blunt, total honesty. “Do you think Tendou is attracted to me?”
Reon froze. “T-Tendou?”
“Yes.”
Tendou was notoriously hard to read, but Reon kind of figured that he wasn’t the type to be anything less than painfully overt with romantic affections.
“I... I don’t think you have anything to worry about. I think if Tendou was attracted to you, he would let you know,” Reon said. “I'd guess he just considers you his best friend.” He hoped his answer would satisfy whatever frenzy the guy had worked himself into so Reon could finally take advantage of his last precious hours of sleep.
But instead, Ushijima visibly deflated in front of him. “Yes. That’s what I thought too,” he said miserably.
Oh, Reon realized. Oh no...
Executive Excursion by DeathBelle (E)    
Summary:
Tendou is fun, quirky, and interesting.
Ushijima is none of the above.
It's no surprise that Ushijima is drawn to Tendou's magnetic personality. What's surprising is that Tendou seems to like Ushijima, too.
With a little support from his coworkers, Ushijima decides to take a chance and ask Tendou on a date. The results are better than expected.
fascinating facts about geckos by miracleboysatori (T)        
Summary:     
Ushijima Wakatoshi.
That’s the coach’s name. And he’s the new biology teacher on campus, so not only is he incredibly beautiful, he's also smart as hell.
Tendou can tell he’s completely doomed.
Affection, and other Quantifiable Actions by badbavarois (T)   
Summary:
(He's a monster) Ushijima Wakatoshi isn't a monster.            
Misc/ Other ships
but not for spring to well up by tookumade (T)  OsaSuna 
Summary:
After ending a relationship with a fiancé, Suna returns home and tries to heal from heartbreak. Here, he finds friends in the form of the Miya brothers, and learns patience, forgiveness, and what happiness means to him.           
the more things change by deadseasalt (E)  OiKage   
Summary:
“So let me get this straight. You went to the Meiji-Chuo game and saw your old crush and after watching Meiji bring Chuo to a crushing defeat, you realized you were still crushing on him big time?”
Kageyama wishes he could spit in Tsukishima’s drink. “It’s not a crush.”
Tsukishima laughs. “You poor dumb fuck.”
Third Impression by DeathBelle (E) Kuroo x Semi
Summary:
If Semi has a type, Kuroo isn't it.
After their first meeting, Semi concludes that Kuroo is smug, presumptuous, and a little too flirtatious for his own good. Their second encounter doesn't change his mind, and Semi does his best to avoid a third.
Kuroo has other ideas, and Semi finds himself tricked into an impromptu tutoring session with Kuroo himself.
It doesn't go as badly as Semi expects.
Mannequin Men by surveycorpsjean  (E) BokuAkaKuroTsukki
Summary:
The modeling world is full of hungry wolves, constantly clambering over the other, snarling and desperate. They fight, and they kill, trampling over anything in their path.
In this case, Akaashi fell in love with the wolves.
Efflorescence by h_lovely (E) MatsuHana
Summary:
"Are we flirting?"   "Do you want to be?"
[Efflorescence (n.) a state of blooming, flowering, and development.]
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sunaswife · 4 years
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that baby talk post🤩(i have no plans for kids and the thought honestly scares me but when you write it like that it?? doesnt?? seem?? bad??) and maybe add like oikawa, suna or atsumu!! but it doesn’t matter who you add i’ll read it anyways✋
The baby series ✨🍼
Baby Talk pt. 2
ft. Oikawa Toru and Miya Atsumu
Hi bb thanks for requesting! I’m going to do two characters each post so I’ll do Suna and Samu next! 🤧💜
Part 1 ft ushi and suga is right here.
Oikawa Toru
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“Come on Y/N! You gotta hurry up and get to it!” Iwa’s wife urged you over FaceTime. Who would have thought that your best friend ended up marrying your husbands best friend.
What makes it even more amusing is that she acts exactly like your husband, and you act exactly like hers. You were never a bubbly person that’s probably what attracted you to Toru in the first place.
You and Toru have thought about having children but you never really decided whether that be now or later. But at least you know that Toru wants children eventually.
“Okay no, I do not want to get pregnant with you. That’s just weird...” you sighed. “Not even! A lot of best friends plan pregnancy’s together! We’re all besties so I thought it’ll be cool if our kids became besties too!” She whined.
“Are F/N-chan and Iwa-chan pregnant?” Your husband gasped from the doorway. He was slightly sweaty and wearing his practice clothes. “No, they’re trying to get pregnant and F/N wants us to get pregnant too. So like our kids can be besties or whatever.” You told him. His face automatically lit up. “We should definitely do it! That’ll be so cool!” He exclaimed and neared you. He wrapped an arm around you and popped his face in front of the small camera. “Thanks for the idea F/N-chan! I’ll try talking her into it.” Oikawa said and she fist bumped the air. “Alright now I gotta convince Haijime! Talk to you later. Bye.”
Before you can respond she hung up. “Toru..are you even ready to have children?” You immediately asked. He made a face, “Of course I want children. I was just wondering when you were ready. At the end of the day it’s your body and if you don’t want to go through that right now then I understand. But I think it’ll be cute if our kids grew up together, like how Iwa-chan and I did.” He said softly. “I do want kids but I overthink a lot. What if you need to travel overseas? I’ll be alone in Argentina. I’m still learning how to speak Spanish—“
“Love.” He interrupted, “It’s true you overthink. But you’re not gonna go through this alone. I’m here. And even though Volleyball is my passion, I wouldn’t mind taking paternaty leave for you.” He assured and you sighed. “Alright. Let’s have a baby.” You said happily. “Oh my god yes! Let’s go make a baby right now. I’ll text Iwa to start making one too.“ Toru said and he lifted you over his shoulder. “Toru! Stop! Put me down!” You yelled and smacked his back.
Before you knew it you felt a sting on your ass.
“Hush kitten. It’s baby making time.”
Miya Atsumu
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“Babe..” you called for Atsumu, “Hmm?” He mumbled and turned from the volleyball game he was watching. Even on his days off he was still watching games. “Do I look fat?” You asked and turned to your side. “Pfft, no why?” He asked confused with brows raised. “This article I saw is saying I’m either pregnant or fat. But I know I’m not pregnant.”
You mumbled and walked over to him, you sat next to him on the couch and showed him a picture. It was from Atsumu’s last game and you happened to be wearing high waisted leggings with a crop top. “Didn’t you stuff your face with Samu’s food?” He asked, “Well yeah.” You mumbled. “I guess you had a food baby or something.” He said with a stupid grin.
“So I’m not fat..?” You asked with puppy eyes. “Of course not baby. You’re gorgeous and perfect just the way you are.” He assured and wrapped his arms around you. He pulled you to him and you landed on his lap. You smiled softly and leaned your head against his chest. “I’m so lucky to have you.” You sighed. “No I’m lucky to have you.” He said and you couldn’t help but giggle.
A good three minutes passed and your phone began to ring. “It’s your mom...” you mumbled and he sighed. “Uh oh...” he sat up but still kept his arms around your waist. “Hello—“ “Miya Atsumu and Miya Y/N. Why do I have to find out you’re pregnant over the news?! Why couldn’t you tell us, your family first and then announce it!”
“Mom we’re not pregnant.” Atsumu sighed, “Then how do you explain her belly?” She asked. “I just eat a lot...” You said and Atsumu snickered. “Damn and y’all got my hopes up for no reason. Goodbye. I’m disappointed.” She huffed and hung up. “Did she seriously hang up because the rumors were rumors?” You asked bewildered. “I think so...” he mumbled. “You know she’s never gonna let that go.” You told him. “I know.” He whined. “Osamu already has a kid on the way. Why don’t we try..if you want.” You suggested.
His breath hitch and you immediately feel like you fucked up. Maybe you shouldn’t have said that. “You’re ready to have a little Miya running around?” He asked. “Why not?” You shrugged. His smile widened and he squeezed you in a hug. “Alright then it’s settled. Let’s make a baby.” He sighed happily. You giggled as he lifted you up bridal style. “I knew you couldn’t keep it in your pants.” You muttered. “Shut up, at least we don’t have to play it safe anymore.”
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kotsuvi · 4 years
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WHAT THE HQ BOYS ARE LIKE DURING THANKSGIVING/FRIENDSGIVING
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a/n: okay this is kinda a take on canadian/american thanksgiving—yanno with all the pumpkin pie and the turkeys and the fall colours? i just thought it would be kind of cute.
warnings: swearing, underage drinking for some
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KARASUNO
daichi: told-no, COMMANDED asahi and suga to wear fall colours. like seriously wore the brown khakis with the orange sweater and little socks with turkeys on them. it’s at his house, so he insisted that suga and asahi arrive early and sit at the table together, just to make the other guests feel bad about not being dressed up. yells at the guests to stop touching his family’s ornaments and paintings. gets kita to help babysit.
suga: was actually going to dress up anyway, so he took it as the perfect chance to wear his turkey knit sweater. it has tiny little turkeys all over it like it’s so fuckin cute. lowwwwkeyyyy makes daichi blush when he sees him but like we’re not gonna talk about it. brings a delicious fruit salad that’s eaten almost singlehandedly by lev and hinata.
asahi: panics because he doesn’t have a lot of nice things to wear. like FREAKS OUT in front of his closet, close to tears. legit settles on a tan shirt, brown pants and black boots with a slight heel. definitely gets teased by tendou about keeping the beard. “keeping it intact,” he replies. brings cabbage rolls. also brings brownies, and has to fight the urge to eat them all on the way over.
nishinoya: arrives slightly late, but worth the wait. busts through the door screaming about how hungry he is. doesn’t take of his shoes in the house so he trails mud EVERYWHERE. also sneaks in a couple bottles of cider. he’s been thinking about this feast for days, and he just can’t wait. talks with his mouth full of food. probably spits mashed potatos on akaashi at some point. gets drunk off of his secret cider and asks iwa if he likes being second best to oikawa.
tanaka: arrives shortly after noya, despite saeko speeding to get there. you can literally hear him talking from ten houses away. argues with bokuto over stupid things; ends up nearly starting a food fight. eats with his fingers, literally no utensils, and doesn’t use a napkin. secretly grossing everyone out. thinks that he can win a turkey eating contest, but daichi shuts him down before he can get started. is DEDICATED to the kareoke. even sings a song for kiyoko.
hinata: so incredibly excited to eat. this kid could not SLEEP he was so excited. gets cursed with sitting next to ushiwaka and tendou, who bully him about his hair being thanksgiving colours year-round. budges everyone in line for the food. of course daichi then makes him go last. yells at kageyama for getting the best part of the turkey: the skin. atsumu tells him that ginger beer is a new type of “delicious juice” and he drinks it all, nearly throwing up afterwards. lowkey got flustered when tanaka was singing britney spears.
kageyama: tells everyone that he doesn’t want to go, but is actually extremely excited as well. for some reason he snoops through daichi’s house while everyone is eating? he just wants to take a look around, and then suddenly he’s in daichi’s parents’ bathroom, inspecting shampoo labels. literally doesn’t eat sitting still either. he just stands behind his chair? oikawa starts a rumour that he can’t sit because he has hemorrhoids, and kags responds by throwing his drink in oiks’ face. that really starts a riot. really he just wants to be standing so he can run to the kitchen and get more food in an emergency.
tsukishima: brings his headphones just in case he’s stuck next to bokuto or someone really loud and obnoxious. of course he is. bokuto AND tanaka. everyone tries to coax him into kareoke after the meal, and he declines, but really wants to prove to kuroo that he is the most angelic singer there. “accidentally” tips his drink into bokuto’s lap, but the guy is so busy yelling at tanaka that he doesn’t even notice, so tsukki tips another. goes on his phone at the table. tells tadashi to get all his meals for him because he doesn’t want to stand in line.
tadashi: goes through one (1) mental breakdown when he’s seated beside aone instead of tsukki. pours WAAAAAAY too much gravy on his meal because he’s just so nervous. like literally SWAMPS his turkey and vegetables. his mom forced him to bring a green bean casserole. he doesn’t even like casserole. sits across from oikawa and this mans won’t stop asking for photos of him and iwa, so tadashi is tasked with that for the night. offers to help daichi with the dishes afterwards. gets awarded with an extra slice of pumpkin pie.
saeko: handed her cider to noya beforehand because she just knew that daichi would check her at the door. she gets drunk halfway through anyway. challenges iwa to an arm wrestling competition. winner gets the losers pumpkin pie with EXTRA whipped cream. the sexual tension skyrockets. she wins but accidentally shoves iwa’s fist into akaashi’s cranberry sauce. gets scolded by daichi MULTIPLE times. too drunk to care.
kiyoko: also came over early. made butternut squash that is to die for. helps set up even though she knows that it’s just going to become a mess. keeps track of the points for kareoke. may or may not have given tanaka extra points for singing “i’m a slave 4 u” by britney spears.
yachi: of COURSE this girl has to sit between aone and ushiwaka. of course it works like that. and chicky is terrified. spills her drink on the nice tablecloth and pleads for kiyoko and daichi to spare her life. thinks that the kareoke is too loud. nearly craps her pants when bokuto jumps up on the table. brings glazed donuts for dessert.
coach ukai: daichi invited him just to be polite but then he??? ended up??? coming??? literally shocked everyone into the sixth dimension. says he isnt going to stay for long, but mans is there the WHOLE night. busts out with some MR. WORLDWIDE;)))!!
AOBAJOHSAI
oikawa: his one mission was to be best dressed, and judging by the appalled look on daichi’s face when he first entered, he succeeded. this mans wont shut up either, and even tho everyone yells at him, they’re actually invested in his stories. he tells a whole bunch from middle school and his earliest volleyball memories, and everyone??? likes it??? they’re intrigued the whole time. goshiki and lev listen extra hard. mans wants pictures as well. he needs to show his fans that he does actually have friends. of course he gets the photos before kags dumps the drink on his head, and then he goes feral. teases iwa about the second best comment, but apologizes to him after, assuring that iwa is an amazing ace.
iwa: only went there for oiks. the mans had plans with his family, but he knew that it meant a lot to oikawa, so he showed up. literally goes into a FIT of rage when he loses the armwrestling match, then further infuriated with noya’s comment. chases the kid around the table. nearly knocks out his teeth by tripping into a cabinet. leaves early after throwing a temper tantrum, then receives a formal apology from both oikawa and daichi later on.
matsukawa: i just know this mans smokes at family functions, so what’s stopping him from getting high at friendsgiving? of course he only smokes a lil, just enough to get a good buzz, because he wants to still be respectful. offers to refill drinks when he gets his own. helps pack up the leftovers. tries desperately to catch iwa as he chases noya around, but doesn’t succeed. he can’t really feel his fingers or his face, so he doesn’t smile or laugh like... the whole night.
hanamaki: maybe sneaks out to join mattsun. maybe. no, definitely. and he’s not used to it, so you BET this man is trippin. he tries his best to hide it, but of course suga can tell. he confuses cranberry sauce with champagne, so he literally drinks the damn sauce from a wine glass the whole night. oikawa certainly has pictures for the next morning to prove it too. 
kyoutani: doesnt get invited to a ton of things, but he decided to go to this. brings a pumpkin, which is nice, but daichi is like wtf am i meant to do with this??? but it’s a nice gesture. tries to engage in the conversation between the twins, but only gets frustrated when he can’t hear. threatens to flip the table once. cant find the bathroom and ends up taking a piss in the yard.
NEKOMA
kuroo: the one with the kareoke machine. absolutely did not tell daichi he was bringing it, but then pulls it inside. “get a load of this bad boy!!!” “kuroo what the hell is this???” i just know that everyone wants to sit beside this man at the table. he’s cracking jokes and people are straining to hear. it’s a match between him and oiks: who’s telling the better story? also won’t leave. like it’s 2am and he’s still there, swaying alongside bokuto and coach, singing early 2000’s nelly furtado.
kenma: KUROO AND HINATA CONVINCED HIM TO DYE THE TIPS OF HIS HAIR ORANGE. he HATES it. buttttt he’s keeping it even though people tell him he’s a hinata wannabe. “but why would i want to be like shoyo?” “hey kenma that’s not very nice!!” definitely plays games at the table. doesn’t even try to hide it. gets gravy on his switch and uses lev’s shirt as a napkin.
lev: this man has enough food on his plate to feed a small village. like deadass, he doesn’t slow his eating for a BREATH. he didn’t eat the whole day just so he could be extra hungry. like 3/4 of the spread is on his plate. also like cant fit his legs under the table, so he has to eat with his chair super far away. of course this man is going to be dropping food on the floor. literally has a hole in his chin because the gravy keeps dripping out whenever he speaks.
yaku: brings champagne because it’s “an exciting night”. lowkey freaks people out with how quickly he can down a bottle. has a small amount of chicken and turkey, LARGE amount of potatos, but then as many slices of pie as he can. like legit the pieces stack up on his plate. he scolds lev for making a mess, but literally litters crumbs all over the table.
FUKURODANI
bokuto: thinks that lev and him are participating in an eating contest, even tho lev has no idea what’s going on. of course this man brought his own liquor. he knows it’s time to party. legit as soon as he’s finished eating he’s busting open the bottle. towards the end of the night he’s actually dancing on the table, narrowly missing the forks and knives. daichi, suga and kita try their very best to control him, but he’s in his element. legit was throwing it back to kuroo singing “uptown girl”.
akaashi: also brought champagne but drinks it in a fancy glass. legit with the pinky up like royalty. comes in the cutest little fall knit sweater. does NOT participate in kareoke but hums along to the songs he knows. quietly makes bets with kenma on who is going to win, and he gets a couple of victories off of goshiki. also offers to do the dishes, but unlike tadashi, he doesn’t get another slice of pie because yaku ate it all. also brings daichi a card signed by him and bokuto. he’s very thankful. (sweet bb)
SHIRITORIZAWA
ushiwaka: there is no way this man isn’t excited. tbh he didn’t even think he’d get invited, and he actually ALMOST smiled when daichi offered. mans shows up in a turtleneck. TURTLENECK. legit wearing a rolex. why does he have drip? he’s got drip. for a big dude he doesn’t eat very much. threatens atsumu with his life if he ever DARES to shake salt in his champagne again. cracks a plate from gripping it too hard while waiting in line for the dessert. he’s excited, okay?
tendou: wears something weird. like a headbands with a candelabra on it or a giant turkey broach. brings a whole jug of orange juice for himself, and you bet that he finishes it within the first fifteen minutes. honestly, he probably dips his cabbage roll into the drink. also starts a conga line around the table while goshiki is singing. semi dares him to taste some of daichi’s dish soap, and of course he does it.
goshiki: NEVER HAS ANYONE EVER SEEN THIS MAN SO EXCITED. practically bouncing off the walls. eats way too fast. slips in the kitchen trying to get to the sink because he started choking on a green bean. becomes mesmerized by saeko and insists that he’s going to become the world’s best kareoke singer. picks every song about love. okay sam smith. tries to get suna to participate but receives a look that could kill. gets scared after that, but it motivates him to sing even better.
semi: practically skips the meal and goes straight for dessert. gets a harsh scolding from daichi but he doesn’t care. “accidentally” brings up the fact that ushiwaka cuts his food weirdly because he’s left handed. the whole table goes silent. semi passes away.
INARIZAKI
atsumu: literally just went to cause trouble. was he even invited? nobody knows. osamu was, but him? well. gets drunk within the first hour. tricks hinata into trying a bunch of kita’s disgusting ginger beers. constantly kicks samu under the table. throws a shoe across the room when daichi doesn’t let him have another drink. he’s loud. VERY loud. swears far too much and violently compliments daichi on the food. “this food is so fuckin good like hella delicious, i fuckin love thanksgiving! this is the shit!!”, “atsumu your brother made all the food”, “what”
osamu: just there for the food. literally made 3/4 of the dishes, including the turkey. makes fun of daichi for being the host and literally not making any of the food. “that’s embarrassing”, but really he offered to do it waaaaay before. constantly tells atsumu he has food in his teeth. over-salts suna’s turkey just because he feels like it. he’s the dude that encourages makki to drink the cranberry sauce. offers to help vacuum the floor clean of noya’s mess, but daichi is SO done with atsumu that samu just leaves early, dragging his brother with him.
suna: catches tendou drinking the dish soap. he’s not surprised. doesn’t say anything, just nods and walks away. legit doesn’t say anything to anyone tho. like mans shows up, eats and dips. has a one two conversation with ukai about court shoes, and then he’s gone. texts daichi later and thanks him, which is extremely shocking but daichi thinks it’s really nice.
kita: hates gatherings. i know this man just despises the loud and rowdy behaviour. puts mad dog in a headlock when the dude tries to fight kageyama over the turkey skin. eats and leaves zero mess. dabs at the corners of his mouth with napkin. washes his hands before and after everything. i just KNOW he’s polite too, but really gives it to semi when he mentions ushiwaka’s left handed eating. other:
OTHERS
aone: dresses cute. gets complimented by hinata and cant stop thinking about it for the rest of the night. like lev, he eats enough to feed a small town but makes sure everyone else goes before him at dessert time. tells yachi that he loves the donuts.
terushima: definitely wasn’t invited but heard through the grapevine. shows up with one plate of cookies and a violent growling stomach. immediately takes to the kareoke, even before dinner is over. randomly bursts into song halfway through his second plate of green bean casserole. thinks that singing louder = singing better.
sakusa: clearly doesn’t want to be there. brings his own food and his own drink, but doesn’t hesitate to down a bottle of noya’s cider. complains about how close hinata is sitting is sitting to him, and then pulls out a ruler for emphasis. “whoa! where did that come from??” “get away from me.”
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muwur · 4 years
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snapchat headcanons
✧ hc’s ✧ for using snapchat w ur boi toi ft. the pretty setter squad
❧ gn reader
✎ 3.1k words
a/n: kinda a combo of how they use sc and the kinds of snaps they send you! along w wat u send them, and uh... dating stuf n shenanigans? texting/snapping habits? my fantasies? IDEK ANYMORE EOFHEFJ
this was born from the recesses of my mind , which desired nothing mor than snapchats from suga , us sending cute selfies , others bein dumb n chaotic , no context videos , n him snapping me photos of some mangoes on sale he said he’ll buy for me DXX it’s too late for me now
doing research on hq bois and surfing thru sc features (im just now realizing theres quite a bit?? im hoping i address most of them at some point lolol) instead of real life tings aHHhhhHAHA
requests: open! will be working on a suga one i got, dw, requester!
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sugawara
✧ sends good morning and good night snaps
✧ so he’s rlly good at keeping streaks, probs has the longest ones (one of them being y’alls streak)
✧ posts tidbits of volleyball practice on his story every once in a while
✧ snaps you pics of his sleeping teammates when they’re coming back to school after a long day of matches , adding a single ‘❤️’ as a caption
✧ he will also create colorful masterpieces on all of them
✧ gives daichi a santa beard, tanaka a squiggly stache (i imagine it to look like spongebob n patrick’s seaweed ones now that were mEN), n kageyama sum angry brows,,, wait he already has them lolol u good der kags
✧ posts a picture of you when you’re hanging out, captioning it: “🥰“
✧ has conversations with you purely via snaps
✧ ranges from casual chats and checking up on u to crackwhoring ( ** indicates the photo, while the “” quotes indicate the caption, all snaps are italicized, otherwise its regular dialogue)
✧ suga: *peace sign* “hey sweetheart, how r u?”
✧ you: *pics of homework* “ahh, drowning in school ;-; i cant wait for this week to be over fghjkl”
✧ suga: *close up with :o on his face* “let’s study together tmrw!”
✧ or
✧ suga: *complete darkness* “its 3 am n i cant sleep”
✧ you: *the top half of your head, laying on a pillow* “ ;( aw babe. do u want me to send something to help u sleep?”
✧ suga: *still in darkness* “y u still up?? go sleep. n 🥺 yes pls”
✧ you: *snaps pics of feet* “that’ll be 50 bucks, pay up” 
✧ suga: *darkness remains* “can we make a trade instead? i promise to make it worth ;)”
✧ ok now u BOTH cant sleep (im sry my crackheading be acting up around 2am eeryday, i stan a mischievous suga--)
✧ video chats (in the darkness lol) instead until you both pass out (im not in luv u r 😭)
✧ super down to take filtered selfies w you
✧ does all the silly ones with you (things like ’angry face’ or the frog one)
✧ but also rlly digs lookin cute with you using some heart crowns, y’all an aesthetic (n crakhead) duo fosho
✧ def subscribes to life hacks and tries them out himself, has a 50% success rate
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kageyama
✧ doesn’t rlly use snapchat too much
✧ but when he does
✧ will either send you a picture to indicate he’s at volleyball practice (wow wat a sexi lookin gym floor)
✧ or some random picture of whatever he’s doing at the moment (*drinking milk*)
✧ this is mostly in order to save streaks
✧ he’s so bad at streaks
✧ “why does it matter?? what’s the point of sending just black screens or whatever’s in front of you at the moment??”
✧ can’t keep a consistent streak for more than 3 days and also doesn’t care (until hinata challenges him to see who can have the longer one)
✧ when you send him videos of him playing, he really focuses on them to try to improve his technique. asks you to send those vids to him (assuming u saved them, which u did)
✧ but when you look over his shoulder when he’s watching a video and give him some compliment (“i recorded at the perfect moment! that was a really good set, kageyama!”), he gets a bit flustered
✧ gets even more flustered but pretty happy whenever you post videos on your story showing karasuno winning some points with captions like:
✧ “footage of the legendary quick >.>” or “karasuno crows flyin high!” or “these bois make my heart 😭 im so proud”
✧ you WILL catch him off guard in photos, using filters that surrounds his head w/ emojis like 🥺💖🥰💘
✧ you also put these on your story (to his dismay)
✧ ppl comment on these mor than anything else (n for those who dont rlly kno kageyama, theyre kinda surprised to him like this)
✧ hinata snickers “hey kageyama you look pretty good here--”
✧ takes some selfies with you, mostly cuz you want them
✧ saves them after u send them over (n secretly cherishes them)
✧ occasionally watches his subscriptions, they’ll usually involve sports, mostly volleyball (who woulda guessed)
✧ you use his bitmoji to test out random facial expressions you would never see him wear
✧ you: “can you smile and wink like this? act like you’re the obnoxious charming guy in a shojo.”
✧ will actually attempt, but it looks so bad that you die inside and he never wants to try again cuz of ur laughing outburst (you: “😭😭 bb im sorry i couldnt help it”)
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oikawa
✧ literally sends you anything and everything
✧ morning bathroom selfie to show off how good his hair came out that day, saying:
✧ “he has risen”
✧ or “i woke up like this”
✧ and my favorite, “you’re lucky you get this content for frEE”
✧ selfies with iwa, who just looks annoyed and exasperated at the camera
✧ sends you pics of his lunch and snacks (“bet u wish u had milk bread too”)
✧ always packs extra milk bread so he could convince you to stay at his practice after school--
✧ FILTERSS
✧ I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENUF
✧ will either use the filters that make him kayooottt (cute)
✧ loves the ones named ‘hearts,’ ‘soft,’ ‘peach,’ ‘butterfly cheeks,’ vsco filters LOL, etc
✧ uses ‘big mouth’ when he feelin a bit sASSY; also loves to use this one when he rants, it channels his inner valley girl
✧ sometimes he’ll be snacking or drinking something while he does so (“hey guys today im gonna eat these milk buns from my favorite bakery and this bomb orange juice and complain about this little kid who talked smack to me earlier and almost made me cry--”)
✧ takes cute selfies with you, is an aesthetic selfie king, puts them on his story to show off he’s hangin with you
✧ but on your story you only post the ones he looks bad in LOL
✧ has separate stories for his every need, some r private (and lucky you, ur included in all of them)
✧ titles them ‘mean things iwa said to me today,’ ‘ranting hotbox + mukbangs,’ ‘a day in the life of oikawa,’ ‘volleyball 🏐,’ ‘unpopular opinions,’ etc. 
✧ fitting room photoshoots lol
✧ “y/n, what do you think of this??” “and this?” “oOH WHAT ABOUT THIS??”
✧ ends up calling you through video chat so you can live critique his choices
✧ “oikawa, please no, i can’t be seen with you in public if you wear those--”
✧ also changes his bitmoji’s outfits from time to time, hopes you’ll notice, but you don’t LOL (oikawa: ;((((((( )
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kenma
✧ uses sc usually just to reply to messages ppl send him
✧ indifferent about streaks, but keeps a few with ppl he’s closer to
✧ mindlessly plays the snapchat games with you, finds some of them kinda cute
✧ you both made his bitmoji for him, dressing his up in the orange cat suit
✧ you also helped make kuroo’s and put his in the black cat suit to match--
✧ snaps you every time he gets a new game, starts playing it, and once he finishes
✧ started to post some gameplays and reviews on his sc story (might as well add them to sc since he was already on other social platforms), and ended up amassing a large following
✧ follows the tech and gaming stories on sc
✧ as well as the ones with cute animals--
✧ open to selfies with you, usually wears a calm expression and holds up a peace sign
✧ even occasionally sticks his tongue out
✧ his story is occasionally heavily bombarded with candids of him w/ pretty sc filters, all taken by you
✧ but of all the filters, you love using the clout glasses on him
✧ especially when he’s just minding his own business
✧ “kenma, in his tru habitat” when hes cocooned in a blanket
✧ “kenma, on his way to steal yo manz” while on his way to the bathroom
✧ “kenma, next iron chef. watch out gordon” as he’s cooking instant ramen
✧ “kenma” n das it
✧ but he thinks it meme-y so he lets you do whatever you want, kinda digs it
✧ you end up dedicating your snap story to memes of kenma and the nekoma volleyball team. ppl are in it for the shits n giggles n hot bois
✧ you later discover someone else did the same thing with their volleyball team filled with hot bois from shiratorizawa, and you befriend tendou and share funni internet tings
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akaashi
✧ 99% of his photos include either you or bokuto or both
✧ bokuto spams akaashi’s story and contact list with selfies and videos of himself using weird filters, often gets you to join him
✧ has several streaks, but will send something with more substance than a black screen or his bedroom window
✧ will usually involve smthng that just happened to him or smthing he saw, like:
✧ “a kind older lady offered me some apples in return for helping her”
-or:
✧ “how do i break the news to bokuto that the yaikniku place he’s been wanting to go to for the past week ,,, is closed today”
✧ o n let’s not leave out:
✧ “is it possible to conjure a ghost using a wooden spatula, ketchup, and a chalk drawn hexagram? bokuto’s been paranoid ever since he tried last night and i dont know what to tell him. seriously, help”
✧ looks through stories occasionally, comments whenever bokuto makes questionable decisions
✧ also comments on whatever you’ve posted. his words range from “you’re cute” to “why,” depending on the content
✧ ppl know when y’all are hanging out cuz he’ll post smthing to indicate he’s with you, usually it’s some candid and you’re not paying attention
✧ appreciation posts for you as well! esp if you got him something, like onigiri or his fav, Nanohana no Karashiae , for lunch! (akaashi: *snaps a pic of his food* “thank you y/n for feeding me”)
✧ prefers video calling over texting/snapping whenever possible tho
✧ occasionally reminisces thru his sc memories
✧ enjoys the flashback feature and will send them to you and bokuto (cuz they’re about y’all anyway lolol)
✧ also has secretly saved a bunch of selfies of himself, consists of him trying out a lot of the filters (he feelin himself)
✧ you, one day, looking thru his phone and discovering them: “akaashi, you’re so pretty wtf”
✧ akaashi: “...”
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koganegawa
✧ sends you selfies of him before practice
✧ during breaks
✧ and after practice, usually makes a comment about how it went for him that day like:
✧  “i hit a decent toss today and futakuchi actually complimented me!”
✧ that, or:
✧ “i got yelled at 17 times today 😢😩”
✧ has quite a few streaks, his longest ones being with you and hinata
✧ def uses filters
✧ tries out every funny one he finds and sends you videos
✧ “look y/n im an aaaaAALlliiEEENnnNNN oo oo hoo hhhooOOh”
✧ “now im a chicky nuggy!!” (chicken nugget)
✧ also enjoys the doodle feature
✧ but he uses the filter with the clout glasses unironically--
✧ usually when smth good happens to him and he feels happy and/or cool about it
✧ “just beat the boss in this game on my 69th try B)”
✧ “kogane, that’s--”
✧ plays sc games with you and thinks bitmojis r cool
✧ kinda sad he cant find a hair option that matches him tho lolol rip
✧ you: “you hair’s just,,, unique,,,”
✧ subscribed to anything sports and fitness, as well as pop culture so he can stay in the loop
✧ also watches everyone else’s stories, pointing out whenever he sees smthing cool and/or interesting
✧ “woahh, karasuno’s at nationals right now! i wish we could’ve won, but next year for sure!!”
✧ you encourage him at all his games, hyping him up irl and online
✧ “koganegawa: best setter 😍!!”
✧ luckily you didnt record the parts he completely messed up LOL
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semi
✧ before going out with you, snaps you a pic of his casual outfit like:
✧ semi: “does this look ok”
✧ you: “babe you look great, tendou was just messing with you”
✧ will make unwanted appearances on tendou’s snap and complains to you about them
✧ “i didnt consent to being part of his meme page” and
✧ “okay, but he didn’t only have to share all the moments i messed up--”
✧ also indifferent about streaks but will do them
✧ sometimes sends snaps/streaks indicating he’s practicing his music
✧ when you see these you usually ask him to send you vids or if you can come over n watch
✧ initially is a bit shy about it but he loves what he does and you and knows you’re genuinely interested and supportive so he agrees
✧ secretly rlly enjoys having you as his personal audience
✧ lowkey into asmr, like the soap cutting shit as well as chewing crunchy things
✧ also watches food porn and clips of mukbangs, then can’t resist going on youtube and watching the whole thing
✧  “y/n, can we try this, it looks so good--”
✧ will also often watch oikawa’s stories, especially his ‘ranting hotbox + mukbangs,’ and makes comments about him being an idiot
✧  “this kid he’s talking about is a savage”
✧ but admits they’re quite entertaining
✧ just looks serious in all the selfies you take with him
✧ you: “can you look like you’re enjoying yourself?”
✧ semi: “i look cooler like this tho”
✧ sc memories filled with shenanigans from you and the volleyball team, doodles, and mirror selfies with him experimenting diff looks (you: “tendou, you got him way too concerned about this”)
✧ also enjoys showing off he’s with you, taking a short video of you when you hang out
✧ you: “semi, i look bad right now”
✧ semi: “but you can never look bad”
✧ you: “🥺 bb”
✧ viewers: “aw”
✧ shiratorizawa: “can he be this nice with us LOL”
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shirabu
✧ his main mode of communication with you is mostly through the regular messaging app, so he doesn’t use sc too much
✧ also doesn’t care for streaks and is bad at keeping them
✧ will answer to you or his senpais rather soon tho
✧ but lets all his other notifications pile up a bit before finally going thru them
✧ goes through the snaps he receives really fast, spending like 2 seconds each to look at them cuz aint nobody got time for dat
✧ doesn’t even rlly open goshiki’s LOL
✧ you have fun using filters on him and taking videos while he’s just doing his own thing peacefully like studying
✧ it takes him a second to notice and when he finally looks up, he just gives you an exasperated look
✧ cue you cracking up with laughter bc the filter finally shows up on his face
✧ his eyes and mouth are now on mike wazowski
✧ that, or his face becomes so disturbingly moRPhed like an alien
✧ caption: “ken-chan, my future medical man 😍”
✧ “y/n, please, this is like the 7th time in the last 20 minutes--”
✧ finally convinced him to take a study break and hang out with you
✧ which usually consists of snacking and light banter while you lay your head on his lap
✧ and scrolling through snapchat stories and showing him what everyone else is up to and cool things you’re subscribed to
✧ “loooook, dr. miami’s doing another butt job! is this the line of work you’re studying so hard for?”
✧ “no, it’s really not”
✧ is actually very soft with you and likes having the photos and vids for memories
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atsumu
✧ sends you snaps where his brother looks bad, captioning it:
✧ “this is evidence that im the hotter twin”
✧ likewise, osamu sends you snaps where atsumu looks even worse
✧ like, the mans passed out, looking rekt and open mouthed, drool seeping into his pillow
✧ osamu: “u still have time to break up with him”
✧ also lucky for you, atsumu also loves to take unflattering photos of you and send them to you randomly at like 2 am
✧ you: “nani tf when did you even take this??”
✧ usually posts a snap while he’s out somewhere like at a match, the gym, outside on a run, a party, or just hanging out with you or his frens
✧ however, makes sure you look good if you show up on his story cuz he wants to show you off
✧ doesn’t really care for streaks, but has a lott
✧ but also has a tON of unopened snaps
✧ is the type to send just a black screen n call it a day, or maybe spice it up by sending a pic of the sexi gym floor (a comeback) w his shoe in the corner
✧ will, however, consistently respond to you and kinda looks forward to ur snaps (secretly hopes you show ur face)
✧ but when you dont:
*in class*
✧ atsumu: *a smirk on his face* “your content’s kinda dry today” 
✧ you: *your sexi desk* “my nudez ain’t free, i demand compensation”
✧ atsumu: *grasped his chin in thought, but angled the cam up bc he needa hide his phone in class lolol* “what if i... take you out on a romantic excursion”
✧ you: * your face but with ‘sausage’ filter* “🥵🥵🥵🥵 yessir, what u want”
✧ rlly only wants to have pics of your face wat a closeted sOFTIE
✧ likes to have content on his flashbacks
✧ usually has other social media sources to keep up to date with things
✧ actually rlly digs using sc filters, mostly ones that’ll make him look like a queen
✧ captions a selfie of you two like: “me >>>>>>> y/n”
✧ but nearly everyone who comments on it is like: “i think you flipped the sign, bro 🤥”
✧ judges ppl who are into soap cutting asmr (you will never hear the end of it if you also like it)
a/n: sc kinda dying for me, my use went from suga to an atsumu to like nearly nonexistent LOL
also o gawd i already have ideas here n there for a pt 2 so stay tuned fjxnwfesd hope it takes me less long cuz this one took me fkin foreva LOL
idk y i made semi like mukbangs but i feel like he’d be rlly into them--
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amphii-writes · 4 years
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Random Haikyuu Head Canons I Have
these are all taken from my discord server cause i remember to write them there, if you want to request fanfics, my requests are W I D E open! there is also nO order! these are just all the headcanons i could find tbh
warnings: mentions of blood, and just overall wild times, swearing
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Asahi loves knitting sweaters because his shoulders are broad and he also loves seeing the reactions from his teammates when they get a sweater from him! He says he buys them but he doesn’t
Aone likes knitting socks because he has big feet and he loves fluffy knee high socks but his team will never know
Asahi and Aone regularly hang out and knit together! (after asahi wasnt scared of him anyways)
Nishinoya gives you shiny rocks he finds because “your eyes shine like them!”
Yamaguchi likes to have your head rest on his chest while cuddling!
Aone likes to bake
Aone dressed like a polar bear because koganegawa told him to- halloween was amazing
daICHI HAS A KISS THE COOK APRON
Daichi secretly can make some kick ass steak and is amazing at grilling sorry
Okay but real talk, Kenma and Yaku swear like sailors and it scares everyone because they always whisper the most foul, insulting things under their breath. Hearing it is like seeing a cryptid
Speaking of cryptids, Fukunaga and Shibayama are THE most true crime, mythology, and mystery obsessed fanatics on the team and often fanboy about it together 
Fukunaga’s obsession with moth man has gotten to an unhealthy stage
Kenma absolutely had a vampire phase and has read twilight. Only Kuroo knows and has sworn to secrecy via blood pact
Kuroo’s a musical nerd. Knows all of the lyrics to Hamilton, BMC, DEH, Heathers, Rent, Beetlejuice, Etc. Kenma considered dropping him because of it
Iwaizumi tells the worst dad jokes and Kyotani, wanting to beat him, started doing it too and it drives everyone insane
Yahaba and Matsukawa get along surprisingly well. Both are true crime freaks and bond over their forensic files obsessions
Matsukawa didn’t really like his thick eyebrows so he got one of his female friends to pluck it for him, but almost cried and gave up after the first hair. Oikawa called him a pussy for the next year
Hanamaki jokingly flirts with everyone on the team so most of them just got used to it, but it still confuses Kindaichi to the point of mental breakdown
Makki called Kyotani ‘puppy’ as a joke once and now mad dog is truly terrified of him
Kyotani’s dog absolutely ADORES Oikawa and it’s the funniest shit to the rest of the team
Mattsun and Makki play DnD and once convinced Yahaba and Kyotani to join. Kyotani kept rolling to fight everyone and Yahaba was a bard that kept rolling to seduce everyone. They kept yelling across the board so they had to kick them out
Outside of his school uniform, Goshiki specifically wears only plaid
Tendou makes little chocolates for the whole team every once in a while so they don’t think he’s scary
Semi and Shirabu once had a fistfight in an abandoned McDonald’s parking lot while Tendou filmed and Goshiki cheered them on
Everybody makes fun of Shirabu’s haircut but nobody dares to say it to his face. its gotten to the point where they say he got it done by a blind old lady
There’s a running joke about Shirabu also getting his haircut from prison but Goshiki is starting to suspect that it may not be a joke
Yamagata and Tendou are good friends with the mutual goal of collecting as much blackmail on their team as possible
Tendou loves animals generally considered to be ‘ugly’ like rats, crows, reptiles, etc.
80% of Goshiki’s playlist is shit overplayed on the radio. Him, Shirabu, Tendou, Kawanishi and Ushijima have a permanent ban from the aux cord
Nobody watches YouTube with Ushijima because he never skips the damn ads (other than tendou)
Suna once said y’all’dn’t’ve unironically and made a first year cry
Akagi once said UwU unironically and had an identity crisis.
Osamu has one of those rainbow gaming keyboards and is constantly on a discord call. Atsumu always yells weird shit in the background to embarrass him and once pretended to be him
During Seijoh group chat arguments. Hanamaki and Mattsukawa like to drop facebook minion memes in just to piss everyone off even more
mattsun and maki both have separate photo albums in their phones labelled ‘minion memes to piss everyone off’
Hinata carries a pocket knife and no one has no fucking idea why
mattsun and maki both have matching rat fursuits that look like they actually where in a sewer- they chased oikawa around
For all his talk of plant analogies and metaphors, Ushijima cant grow shit
Goshiki’s Bangs are the way they are because his favorite character was Rock Lee from Naruto
Oikawa has watched Ouran High School Host Club front to back so many times and he can quote all of Tamaki’s lines by heart -He keeps bothering Iwaizumi to “be his Haruhi, since you’re shorter than me”
Koganegawa has definitely gone as an Angry Bird for Halloween
Fukunaga has those reflective cat eyes, and he has terrified Yamamoto on several occasion
Hanamaki and Matsukawa have a teddy bear that they pretend is their child and they share custody
Suga always sprays whipped cream straight into his mouth whenever he sees a can
Nishinoya definitely bit people as a kid
Nishinoya would be the guy to wear shorts all year round and even if it's snowing, he'll insist he's not cold
Tendou is still stuck in his emo phase and would fangirl over Creepypasta with me and I appreciate that (me too buddy, me fuckin too)
Kyoutani LOOKS like he’d listen to viking death metal, but in reality he listens to Mother Mother and knows all the words to Ghosting
Sugawara would definitely encourage me to dumb shit and not stop me, and you’re all dumb for thinking he wouldn’t 
KENMA IS NOT ‘uwu owo’ SHY, HE IS ‘your fucking gross’ SHY SO LITERALLY STFU
Bokuto listens to Nicki Manaj. And knows all the words. To every. Single. Song.
Ushijima for some reason knows an odd amount of 90′s-2000′s R&B and he will hum along to the songs if they come on the radio (he also loves Dolly Parton) ((he says he relates to her music))
Bokuto once ate instant ramen for an entire month
TERUSHIMA DID TRY TO FUCK A PLANT WHILE SHITFACED AND GOD I STAND BY WHAT I SAID
atsumu let’s you put makeup on him and pretends to eat the brushes (do yk what im talking about- like n o m)
tendou ran for school president as a joke but actually won
i 100% believe that all of karasuno’s third years apologize when they bump into inanimate objects, but when suga is really tired or stressed out, he’ll yell at them instead.
Tanaka, Nishinoya, and Taketora have a group chat called "Bros who want sum hoes" and they send each other hypebeast memes and shit
Sugawara knows how to do a bunch of flexible shit because he sometimes goes to yoga with daichi and asahi's moms, its fucking hilarious
tanaka and noya both breakdance- they work as a team and sometimes go to tokyo for underground competitions- saeko drives them
Daichi knows a little ballet- nobody other than Kiyoko knows because they saw each other at the ballet class and had to work together- dont tell tanaka and noya that he lifted her though
Osamu once put glitter on Atsumu's pillow- he still finds hot pink glitter on shit
kita knits and crochets with his grandma
Kita's grandma knows everyone's names because kita talks shit bout them, her favorite is Aran
Kuroo has burnt his eyebrows off doing an experiment. His goggles didn't cover all his brows,,, so he just showed up to practice like that. No eyebrows and a chemical burn
kenma has played all kinds of games, but he was dared to play corpse party by kuroo. He wasn't scared because of the gore, he was thinking about the trauma the characters went through. Punched kuroo the next day because that game was fucked up
Lev isn't a strong swimmer, so he often grabs people by the head to keep himself up. happened with kenma and lev couldn't walk due to the force of kenmas suprised water kicks
akaashi has those fancy pens that you have to dip in ink and they're so nice
Bokuto has and will eat pencil erasers again
Daichi once almost lost his shit at his team but instead he lost his shit at the door that decided to stub his toe on the way out of the gym. not the best thing to be found yelling to.
Yamaguchi for sure has been dragged to one of terushimas parties because he didnt wanna say no. oh and terushima has like frat boy level parties too. Yams has for sure had some wild nights and doubts anyone other than Tsukishima and the party-goers will ever know
Akaashi can actually flirt very well! He reads romance novels sometimes and has analyzed any and every book in his possession! so he's actually quite charming
Daihsou unironically posted on twitter after mika broke up with him "I still see her shadows in my room"
Mattsun and Maki run a fake oikawa account; its been going ever since twitter even started getting popular and they even started sending messages in spanish. The posts would range from "I love all my fans!" to flirting with them :) Oikawa is pissed cause the account got verified before he did and most of his fans also follow the fake oikawa. Tooru has no idea who runs it JUST IMAGINE OIKAWA JUST LIKE RANTING TO THE SEIJOH 3RD YEAR ALUMNI AND JUST "no Iwa-chan, you dont understand! they run a fake account and pretend to be me!" while makki and mattsun laugh their asses off
Oh, kenma for sure has pretended to be a girl on discord and has gotten someone to buy him stuff. after they do he says in his normal voice "fucking simp" and then hangs up and blocks the other persons discord
Yamamoto, despite his rough appearance, loves kids and has and will be a human jungle gym
suna in middle school had a game with his friends about who could make kids cry the fastest
The twins switched places back in middle school and nobody could tell because of how great they are at acting like eachother
Daichi once arrested coach ukai for public intoxication after a game :|
Daichi has arrested many people from his old volleyball team but the most memorable case was when he arrested tanaka and noya for reckless driving. poor idiots got so scared when they saw their old captains face in their mirror and started to pray
tanaka, while trying to intimidate someone, once said "You dont gotta tell me twice, i may be straight but these hands are bisexual" and he often cringes at night thinking about it
Kageyama, as a comeback to Tsukishima, said "one thing about us royalty is that we love to feast" and he also fuckin hates what he said
the third years made a cult for Kiyoko. they chant every wednesday "i'll do anything for kiyoko, she makes me go loco"
oikawas fangirls are known to be fucking rabid
yAMAMOTO AND KENMA AFTER THEIR FIGHT WERE FORCED BY KUROO TO MAKE IT UP: so they dyed their hair together
Makki and mattsun sang two trucks in front of the entire team. everyone was so confused. Makki: "twO TRUCKS HAVIN SEX!!" Mattsun: "oH yEs!"THEY'D SWITCH OFF AND HAVE LIKE CHOREOGRAPHY TOO LIKE THEY'D DO A TANGO WHILE THE SONG IS LIKE "two beer trucks, making love"
tendou once called Oikawa "mr. no-nationals" and got kicked in the shins before iwaizumi could save him
Tsukishima had a my little pony phase
you work with matsukawa at a morgue and he makes dead people jokes while you fix some dead guys face with wax and makeup he'd be like "so didnt he like,,, stick his head out of the sunroof of a moving fuckin car??" he'd be singing dumb ways to die the entire day
i feel like Kuroo has one crazy accident a year. like it might not be deadly but its fucking crazy like for example: Kuroo for sure has ridden in a shopping cart at past midnight with kenma (who pushed him down a hill) causing Kuroo to get scratched up hella well. he lied and said he spent the night with a girl and kenma fucking hated himself cause he would be the girl if that was true
Mattsun has flirted with the 4th years moms before (AS A JOKE), and because of this: he is known as “fuckin milf hunter” sometimes by the team
Warning, this next headcanon is talking about cannabis, weed, mary jane, the zoink root. so if your uncomfortable, please dont read below :)
dude i wanna get high as SHIT with Asahi 
i think Asahi would be one of those mfkers who takes one hit and is gone 
ASAHI ACCIDENTALLY GOING TO PRACTICE ZOINKED 
IMAGINE HIM SEEING TSUKISHIMA AND JUST "he looks so judgemental,,, im scared" 
OR LIKE A MAD DAICHI AND JUST "i'm gonna,,, im gonna go jump out the window now" 
Noya and Tanaka would know tho, i feel like they'd have a 6th sense when it comes to weed. they probably get some from Saeko cause she'd rather they do it in the house. they'd smell asahi like fucking dogs and just so,,, big guy had fun without us huh? 
DAICHI WOULD KNOW ABOUT ASAHI BEING ZOINKED, SMASH HIS FACE INTO THE WALL, TURN AROUND WITH A RED MARK ON HIS FOREHEAD AND WITH A BEAMING SMILE AND FEUX ENTHUSIASM SAY: "YOSH, LETS WARM UP!"
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What your favorite Haikyuu!! ship says about you:
Kagehina
You are incredibly pure and innocent. Probably really energetic like Hinata and think Kags is cute/hot. They are your children. You love Kiyachi, too.
Daisuga
#mostlikelytoreadcoffeeshopaus #mostlikelytoreadkidficaus #mostlikeytoenjoysliceoflifefics #mostlikelytoreadestablishedrelationshipfics You are very pure but you are aware that Suga can get crafty and Daichi loves it. Daichi is your daddy and you know it. If this is your favorite ship, you probably don’t have a ton of ships on the teams other than Karasuno. You ship Asanoya and Kiyachi. Have probably read a kid fic where Kagehina are their kids.
Asanoya
The height difference and personality difference KILLS you. Asahi is your baby. You probably also really like Kagehina and Daisuga.
Tsukkiyama
“Tsukkiiiiiiiiii” Either very pure or very kinky. Would kill for Yams and would die for Tsukki. Tsukki is daddy and you will protect Yamaguchi at all costs. You love tsunderes. Probably ship KuroKen. Dinosaurs and strawberries. Frecklessssss. Stars and Moon metaphors.
Kiyachi
Very pure. Simp for Kiyoko. Wish Kiyoko would spank you. Are probably a lesbian. Probably don’t have many ships outside of Karasuno and you don’t have any straight ships ever anywhere. #everyoneisgayfics Kiyoko walking Yachi home is your kink.
IwaOi
You like pain and angst in your stories. You are in love with Iwaizumi. Childhood friends to lovers is your favorite trope, and you probably also love KuroKen and/or Tsukkiyama for that reason. You’re more into fanfiction than fanart, but there’s a lot of quality fanfic compared to other ships so you’re happy. Oikawa is trash but he’s Iwa-chan’s trash, and you’re amazed and inspired by his discipline. Godzilla vs Aliens debates. You’re probably a little kinky, but the smut isn’t what you’re here for. Hurt/comfort fics omgggg, especially featuring Oikawa’s knee. #mostlikelytolikefake/pretendrelationshiptropes 
Matsuhana
You are slightly evil. Not in the malevolent way, but you’re def the trash in your friend group, mind is probably constantly in the gutter. You lowkey feel like a secondary/supporting character in life, so you pay secondary characters more attention in fiction
KuroKen
You neeeed cuddles, very touchstarved, physical touch is your love language. You identify with Kenma’s social anxiety and propensity for wearing loose clothes/pseudo-laziness/everything else. You probably are not actually a gamer but if you’ve written a KuroKen fic, you probably researched games for Kenma to be playing in the fic. Maybe started playing games more because of your love for Kenma. Would literally kill to get your own Kuroo, you think he’s absolutely perfect, are probably aware that he’s more of a nerdy dweeb than an actual sex god, but you still love the fanart anyway.
Yakulev
Lev is baby and Yaku is your daddy. You love background ships. Probably love IwaOi, Matsuhana, and Daisuga. Suga is one of your favorite characters and you love Yaku and Suga’s friendship. Are probably kinky af. Height difference uwu
Bokuaka
You are either hardcore in the Bokuto is a Simpleton camp or you are hardcore in the There’s More to Him than it Seems at First camp, there is no in between (unless you go back and forth between the two extremes lmao)
UshiTen
You are very pure, you think Ushijima is very pure, and you think Tendou is very pure deep down underneath his “kill their spirits” play style. In every fic, Tendou is either buillied as a kid, hated by his fam, or both. Being named after the Satori monster is a poetic theme in all of the fics you read. “Miracle Boy” is a pet name. You’re probably a simp for Reon, and/or Reon is Ushijima’s best friend.
Rare(ish)pair edition:
HinaKen
You love that Hinata gets Kenma excited and makes his open up more. So proud of your smol beans. You do not ship KuroKen, only barely ship Kagehina if at all, and probably don’t ship a lot of childhood friends to lovers either. Kenma trying to keep up with Hinata is a consistent theme in your fanfic, and you think that struggle is really interesting/fascinating as a part of their dynamic. You rarely read established relationship fics.
KuroTsukki
You are the asshole trash friend in the friend group. You and your s/o banter/are meant to each other a lot, but you love it. If I can’t make fun of you in jest then we’re not really friends. Are lowkey ride or die for your friends
Bokuroo
You are in the Bokuto Is a Simpleton camp. Way too many bro puns. You would probably ship Tanaka and Noya.
Akaken
Pretty Setter Squad. You either ship Bokuakakuroken, Bokuroo, or you hate both of those ships.
OiSuga
Pretty Setter Squad, but kinky. You probably ship IwaDai.
IwaDai
You probably ship OiSuga. You have the BIGGEST muscle kink. So much pwp. Literally, you are just here for the muscles.
Yamayachi
Very pure. You ship Kagehina, otherwise, you’d be a Hinayachi shipper (maybe you ship both, you multishipper trash). Either seeing the characters as gay makes you uncomfortable or you ship KuroTsukki. Frecklesssssssss. You read overly fluffy getting-together fics.
Hinayachi
Way too pure for this world, very straightforward, don’t read too much into character dynamics, love all of the characters, don’t have very many other ships
Oikage
You are probably a little evil. You either like dark fics or redemption arc-type stories. Probably into BDSM fics or Dom/Sub vibes. Are the Oikawa in the relationship.
KuroDai
You have a thing for thighs. They are both Daddy. You want both of them but you can have neither so you put them with each other. Probably ship IwaOi or OiSuga. You think Daichi’s cop uniform is hot or (as of 2020) you pretend he’s not a cop. You’re kinda kinky
Literally any other ship
You are purposely looking for ships that nobody else ships. There is never any fanfic/fanart and you’ve made peace with that. You always have rarepair ships and rarely get into the main ships in a fandom.
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dono request for @mer92!!!! thank u so much for donating and i was so happy to write this for you in return! 
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sugawara koushi x fem reader word count: 2958 NSFW warning featuring: light spanking, jealousy, jealous sex, dirty talk 
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Vacation was meant to be relaxing. For Sugawara Koushi, it was proving to be the opposite. 
It all started when you, his girlfriend, came up with the idea to take a trip to the beach. Spring break was coming up and both of you would be off work, so it would be the perfect romantic getaway. Sugawara’s first mistake was mentioning this to his two friends, Daichi and Asahi. 
He can’t remember which of them had the idea to turn this romantic trip idea into a reunion trip for their old volleyball team. It was something they had wanted to do for a while now, and this just seemed to be the perfect opportunity. And Koushi wasn’t opposed to this - it just wasn’t ideal. 
So it had become a reunion trip, and Koushi was fine with it. He knew he’d probably sweep you away for a majority of the weekend, anyway, so it didn’t matter all that much. And he was happy to see all of his old friends again, so it was a win-win. 
He just didn’t think he’d be seeing old opponents as well. 
You were the first to point out the familiar faces, which was something that caught Koushi off guard. He couldn’t believe you were the one who recognized one of them - he didn’t even think you knew any of his old volleyball rivals. 
“Is that who I think it is?” you said out of nowhere. You guys had only been sitting by the pool for half an hour when you pointed the person out. The group of boys looked in the direction you pointed in. “Oh, it is! It’s Iwaizumi!”
Suga didn’t have time to ask how you knew the man, or even tell you that he also knew him,  before you got up and darted towards him. 
Tanaka, who was sitting next to him, said, “Looks like their whole team is here. How weird is that?”
“Coincidence of the century,” Nishinoya commented. 
Sugawara didn’t reply. He only watched. When you came into Iwaizumi’s eye line, he gave you a look that made it obvious he was happily surprised to see you. He wrapped his arms around your waist - which was bare thanks to your swimsuit - and you hugged him right back. 
It made Koushi raise his brow, but he looked away easily. A hug was no big deal. 
But a shared hug between you and Iwaizumi wouldn’t be all your boyfriend would witness of you two that day. 
Eventually, the alumni of Aoba Johsai made their way over to the old Karasuno team, and it was surprisingly an exciting reunion. They were all older now, and without the pressure of a volleyball game looming over them, they could actually enjoy each other’s company. 
Oikawa was shockingly easygoing; it seemed like he had more interest in soaking up the sun than doing his usual giving everyone a hard time. Hanamaki and Matsukawa were by far the life of the party - they always had something hilarious to say, and Koushi had lost his breath laughing at their jokes more than once within the hour. It was fun catching up with everyone, and you had no clue that your boyfriend once played volleyball against Iwaizumi. This whole situation was, in fact, the coincidence of the century. 
It turned out Aoba Johsai had the same idea as the Karasuno boys - they were also having a reunion trip, something they apparently did annually. 
Koushi was relieved when Hinata offered they all go to the pool and you decided to not to go - the two of you definitely needed some alone time. Most of the boys took off to the nearby pool, while the two of you stayed sitting on the end of a lounging beach chair. 
“So,” Koushi hummed, tucking his arm around your waist and placing his chin on your shoulder. “Mind telling me how you know one of the guys on my used to be rival team?” 
“We were neighbors growing up,” you replied with a happy smile. “We went to the same middle school - we basically grew up together.” 
“Oh? That’s nice. How nostalgic.” 
“Very,” you giggled. “It’s been awhile since I’ve seen him. I didn’t realize how much I missed him -” 
You were interrupted when a splash of water came falling down onto you and Koushi, causing both of you to jump. Afterwards, all either of you heard was laughter. 
“What are you doing?” Yelled Iwaizumi from the pool, speaking directly to you. “Come on, get out here!” And then he splashed you both again. 
“Iwa!” You shouted, though you were laughing, “I’ll get you back for that!”
“Try me!” 
You stood up and ran towards the pool, seeming to forget Koushi was even next to you. When you jumped in, Iwaizumi caught you, and he was laughing like crazy when he threw you toward the center of the pool. 
Sugawara watched the two of you play fighting for only a few minutes before he had to look away. He grabbed a nearby towel and dried himself off from the splash, and then he decided he needed a drink. 
He wasn’t sure what it was, but seeing you with Iwaizumi was just grating. This trip was meant to be a romantic getaway, after all, and yet the only thing you were getting away from was your own boyfriend. 
But ultimately, it was fine. He wasn’t really jealous. He couldn’t be. All you were doing was spending time with an old friend. It couldn’t get any worse. 
Could it? 
He’d get his answer when his group of friends approached him at the resort’s bar - that’s where he’d been drowning his sorrows with a Pepsi. He looked over the group and realized two were missing, but there was only one he cared about. 
“Where’s Y/N?”
“Swimming was fun, thanks for asking, Suga,” Tanaka replied, sarcasm in his tone. Ennoshita patted Suga on the shoulder. 
“Everyone went up to our rooms to change out of our wet clothes. She was really excited to go to the party next door, though - I’m sure her and Iwaizumi are finished and over there by now.” 
“Great.” But it was not great. Sugawara was not happy about this. He wanted you to be with him - he had even saved you a seat at the bar next to him! 
“Someone’s jealous,” Daichi taunted. Sugawara didn’t reply. 
It didn’t take long for him to get tired of sitting in the bar alone. In reality, he wasn’t really alone - he was surrounded by all of his greatest friends, after all - but he couldn’t help feeling alone. He wasn’t sure why. 
All he wanted was to have you next to him. He had planned to have you attached to his hip the entire trip, but now that he was there, he didn’t even know where you were. 
This couldn’t have possibly gone further off plan. 
So he decided to turn in for the night. That’d be better than trying to force himself to be in a good mood with his friends - besides, there’s always tomorrow. He wished his friends goodnight and then headed up to his hotel suite, the one he was sharing with you. 
When he walked inside, he was not expecting the sight he was greeted with. 
“What the fuck?!” 
In the hotel suite, the first room consists of a small kitchen counter with a few barstools in front of it. That counter is typically the first thing you see when you walk in the door. But when Sugawara walked in, the first thing he saw was you sitting on top of that counter, and Iwaizumi standing between your legs.
For some reason, Sugawara’s exclamation didn’t cause Iwaizumi to back away from you. And that only made him even more angry as he let the heavy door slam behind him. 
“Koushi.” 
Your voice, a sad whine, cut through the thick tension of the room. For some reason the sound helped him see a bit clearer. 
A first aid kit was sitting next to you. Iwaizumi had his hands on your face, obviously using the tools in the kit. 
“What -” 
“She fell,” Iwaizumi said, interrupting Suga’s question. “Scraped her eyebrow. Clumsy idiot.” 
That’s when he backed away, seemingly finished cleaning up a cut on your brow. 
Sugawara hadn’t taken a breath since the moment he walked in the door. It wasn’t until Iwaizumi made his exit, after wishing you a goodbye, that Sugawara could even think straight. 
You were looking at him with a pout, making grabby hands at him and obviously trying to be cute. It was working, but he ignored it. 
“You sure you don’t want to go with him?” he asked you, the edge in his voice as sharp as a razorblade. “Since you’ve been at his side all day, I mean.” 
He could tell by your facial expression that you weren’t expecting that. 
“Koushi?” The worry in your voice made him fall apart. “You aren’t… jealous, are you?” 
“No,” he retorted. Just let it go. “Are you okay?” He forced himself to feel okay with approaching you. He still needed to check on you, he was still worried about you being hurt. He couldn’t let his immature jealousy overpower that. “What happened, sweetheart?” 
Koushi pressed kisses along the bandage on your eyebrow as you explained that you had fallen at the party, cutting your eyebrow on the corner of a table. 
“I’m okay, don’t worry. Iwa tried catching me, but he was too late. I’m just glad I didn’t hit my head or anything worse.” 
Koushi’s breath hitched at the sound of the other man’s name, but he ignored it. “Clumsy girl,” he tutted, and he couldn’t help smiling, but his next comment was nothing but snarky. “Maybe you wouldn’t have fallen if you were at the bar with me…” 
“You are jealous,” you stated, pulling back to look up at your boyfriend. 
“No - I’m not jealous.” Lying was not his strong suit. “It’s just - why didn’t you come and let me know you were hurt?” 
“Iwa was going to come get you,” you replied. “After he bandaged me up.” 
“I could’ve done that.” Sugawara furrowed his brows as he inspected the bandage. “I could’ve done a better job, too…” 
“Koushi,” you said with a groan. “You have no reason to be -”
“I know,” he said, already knowing what you were going to say. “You don’t have to tell me that. It’s just… hard. The way you look at him and the way he looks at you - the way he touches you, it…” He took a deep breath and swallowed hard, letting his forehead fall against your temple so his quiet words could be heard by you. “It doesn’t make me feel good, sweetheart. I can’t help being jealous, I can’t help wanting to show you who you belong to.” 
Your response was a sigh, and that wasn’t good enough for him. 
“You do know who you belong to, right?” 
His whispered words sent chills down your spine - you were already feeling the effects of the implications of his words, that was for sure. “Yes,” you stuttered out, and Koushi grabbed your chin and tilted your head in his direction. 
“Do you?” He thumbed your bottom lip, keeping his eye on your pretty mouth. “Mine. Say it.” 
“I’m yours, Koushi,” you said as confidently as you could. You took his wrist and pulled his hand up so you could kiss his fingers, hoping to put him at ease. “I don’t want to argue… let’s just go to bed, babe.” 
“Bed? I was planning on staying right here, sweetheart.” That caught you off guard - in a good way. “I’m taking you right on this counter, I’m not letting you go anywhere…” he gave you a smile, then, “...unless you want to, of course.” 
“I’m all yours, Koushi. If you want me here… take me here.”
He was breathless, but he smashed his lips against yours anyway, pulling your legs around his waist and holding onto your hips tight in his hands. He wanted to show you how frustrated you had made him all day; he wanted to remind you that you were his; he wanted you. And that’s what he was trying to tell you with his kiss. 
He ended it too quickly so he could pull your shirt off, and he unbuttoned your shorts quickly after that. “No time for playing around, my love. I need you now.”
That’s how you knew Koushi meant business tonight, but you weren’t going to complain. If he needed you, he could have you. With your legs around his waist you pulled his hips into yours, knocking his clothed arousal into your own, and that movement sent him into overdrive. 
He let you pull his shirt off of him while he worked to get your shorts down. It was a struggle with you sitting on the counter, but he managed, getting your shorts and underwear in one go. 
He was ready, so ready. All of his movements were out of nothing but pure desperation for you. His pants were on the floor no sooner than yours were, and then he pulled your legs high on his hips. 
“You ready?” he asked, more as a tease than as a legitimate question. “Are you ready for me to show you who you belong to?”  
You nodded but he wasn’t waiting for an answer. He pressed his cock into you all the way, and you were just about to fall back on the counter but Koushi caught you. He kept you upright just so he could capture your lips with his, so his tongue could play in your mouth as his hips started to move. 
“You like this?” He asked, lips grazing yours with his words. You were hardly listening, and your moans were becoming uncontrollable. They got louder when Koushi pushed your leg back, opening your legs up to accept his thrusts which became even harsher. “You like being fucked on the counter like this, baby? Hm? Is this what you wanted when you let him sit you up here, Y/N?” 
Again, his thrusts got rougher, but he hardly seemed to notice. And his voice was still soft and warm despite the intention of his words. 
“You wanted me to walk in and see him standing between your legs, didn’t you?” Your back gave out and he let you fall onto the cold counter. “Just so I would get jealous and fuck your brains out, right here in the kitchen. For everyone on our floor to hear your pretty moans. For me to show you who the hell really owns you. Go on, you can admit it, my love.” 
His fucking didn’t stop for even a second, and it made it nearly impossible to reply. But you knew he was expecting a response. “N-No, Koushi, I - I didn’t -” 
And your words were interrupted by a loud smack and a vibrant sting caused by his hand falling onto your ass, and it did nothing but pull you closer to an end. “That’s it, tighten up, fuck,” and he spanked you again, groaning loud. “Don’t say anything, sweetheart, I just want you to remember how good this cock is when you want to get close to another man. Fucking memorize it, darling, ‘cause you know it’s all yours.” 
You know he told you not to say anything, but you couldn’t help saying his name, moaning it again and again and it truly was magic to Koushi’s ears - you were his, and he was yours, and both of you were about to cum, and he couldn’t help but wish that bastard Iwaizumi was here to hear to you moaning Koushi’s name. He’s the one who needs to learn who you belong to. 
Maybe that was a bit immature, but Koushi wasn’t caring - he was desperate and frustrated and yours, and all he wanted was to know you were his. 
He hardly even noticed he was close to cumming until you were, loud and tight and hot, and then he was cumming with you, hard and fast and deep with his head on your chest and his hands on your waist and his hips pressed into yours. 
When he could finally see clearly, his breathing was ragged and so was yours. But he couldn’t catch his breath before you were grabbing his face and pulling him so he was hovering over you. 
“You have no reason to be jealous,” you said, apparently just now deciding to finish what you were trying to say earlier. “I would never try to make you jealous on purpose. I love you, and I’m sorry for not spending more time with you today, but I love you, okay?” 
He didn’t even know what to say. He just looked at you, trying to choose between catching his breath or finding words to say, but he did neither. He kissed you, soft and slow and sweet, holding your face in his hands as gently as he could. 
“I know,” he said to you before kissing you again but shorter this time. “I love you and I know you would never upset me on purpose. I know, sweetheart. I’m sorry if I was too rough - was I too rough?” 
You shook your head, giggling at his rambling. “You were perfect, Koushi,” and then you kissed him. “As always. Maybe I should try to rile you up some more…” 
He giggled with you, “You mean you don’t prefer my sweet and loving side?” 
“Well, we have all night to find out.” 
Koushi liked the sound of that, and he made sure round two took place on the bed - and after that, he’d let you choose where round three took place.
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bokutosbestie2 · 3 years
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Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Hey guys!! Thank you sm for those who have been reading and liking the story!! I NEVER THOUGHT in a million years people would actually read my writing..
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Oikawa's pov:
"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?" Iwa said in a bad mood.
" I went to the other side how I told ya... Also, where are the others? " I questioned.
" I moved them to guard another place, and I HAD TO WAIT HERE FOR 2 HOURS. "
" WELL, IM BACK NOW ~~ "
" SHEEZ I WAS STARTING TO THINK THEY KILLED YOU OR SOMETHING! " he sounded very serious he really was a concern for me.
" Yea DONT worry n- no one saw me. " Shoot I stuttered now he is going to know for sure I'm lying...
" SHITTYKAWA THATS BS! WHO! IN THE HELL SAW YOU! You better start talking or else we can be in some big trouble if people find out. ". he stood there tapping his foot as he has his arms crossed.
" Well maybe? The Princess of the Gods saw me.."
" OIKAWA TORU! "
" HEY HEY HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE! " I  yelled at Iwaizumi
" SHE DIFFERENT.. When she found out who I was she wasn't scared nor she didn't tell anyone. " I say defensively
" How do you know she isn't going to tell everyone she just met her forbidden enemy. "
" She asks to come over here to meet you guys.. If she were to tell, I'm pretty sure she wouldn't ask to see you guys.. " I looked at Iwa and he had a surprised look.
" Hmm, and are you going to bring her? " he questioned.
" Yes, I am !!  IN FACT TOMORROW NIGHT! "
" SHEEZ SHITTYKAWA WHAT ARE YOU GETTING YOURSELF INTO? You both can get killed.. "
" We will if we aren't careful.. So let's be careful. I can promise you that you will also like her. She has a different aura from others! "
Iwaizumi still had a concerned face.
" Fine, I trust you. Let's go now the prince will be coming soon. "
" LEAD THE WAY IWA-CHAN!! " I say happily.
When we got back to the palace, I saw Matsu and Maki.
Maki came up to me and ask
" So you see any cute chicks "
" Actually I  DID~, "  I say smirking at him
" OH OH OK I SEE YOU," Maki said
" You guys want to know something? " I say laughing
" She going to come here TOMORROW NIGHT!! "
" Wait WHAT?! " Maki and Matsu said in union.
" WELL I GOT TO GO, I have to go meet with the PRINCE~!! "
I began to walk to the conference room
I turn back to see Maki and Matsu in shock.
Hehe, can't wait for them to meet y/n!
Minutes later...
When I got to the conference room, I spot the price of Shiratorizawa sitting. Next to him was a guy with red hair as he wore purple armor.
" Ah Oikawa Toru pleasure to meet you," he says in a monotone voice.
" Hi, Wakatoshi Ushijima.. How long has it been huh? "
" Not That long," he says
There was an awkward silence in the room..
" Ok IM BORED ALREADY.. SO WHAT ARE WE HERE TO DISCUSS ABOUT ?!  " I say annoyed
" SHITTYKAWA CLAM DOWN WITH THE TONE"
" IWA your so mean.. "
" Sorry about his attitude," IWA said as he felt sorry for the two in the room.
" Ah DONT WORRY ABOUT IT ~ and By the way, I'm  Sa-to-RI Tendō!! " the guy in red hair says in a happy tone.
" Can we discuss what we need to discuss "  I looked over at Ushijima and Tendou?
" Ok, Well Oikawa we want to invite you to a party, but it's not the type of party your thinking. " Ushijima says.
" Ok go on I'm listening. "
" This party is a sorta peace treaty with the Karasuno, Fukrodani, and Nekoma Gods kingdoms.  Fukrodani and Us made an agreement we should push our differences aside and start working with each other as we did 30 years ago," he says
Suddenly Tendou cuts off Ushijima
" We are first inviting only the kingdoms so we can gradually start, but not many think this a good idea... I personally think it's an Awful idea due to the hate we get from the angels. I don't really like them either, they seem so stuck up for no Rea-"
" Tendou stop " Ushijima interrupts Tendou.
" So this why we came here wondering if you're will put your differences aside for a night, " Ushijima says as he looks at Oikawa.
I look at Iwa and he gave me a stare.. he was probably thinking " you Idiot already met an Angel so might as well go.. "
" Fine, I accept the offer! SO WHEN IS IT? "
" Tomorrow night. " Ushijima said
Oh no that's when I'm supposed to meet Y/N?! I wonder if she part of the kingdoms he said..
" Ok then ILL SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT.. "
As we came to a finish from our meeting Ushijima and Tendou left the place.
" So Shittykawa what are you going to do now? ARENT you supposed to meet up with y/n tomorrow night? " Iwa said confused.
" AND I WILL MEET HER.. I'll just show up late to the party it's not that important... You got my back, don't you?! " I looked at Iwa as he looked at me with a concerned face.
" FINE but don't be too late to the party or else people will start getting suspicious where you have gone to.  Also after the party, we can all meet her at the river of gold where the hidden path is.. " Iwa said
" SOUNDS FINE WITH ME ~ you will love her Iwa!! " I say happily.
Back to Y/N pov:
After I waved goodbye to Oikawa, I started to head back to the Guard station to meet up with Hinata and the others.
When I got to the guard station I saw Kageyama and Hinata debating as usual.
" HEY GUYS,"  I said
" OH y/n!! YOUR BACK " Hinata said happily
" Oh y/n? " Kageyama turned around to see me standing there.
" ITS BEEN A WHILE HUH! " I say chuckling
" Sorry I haven't had time to hang.. I have been busy with all the Guard duty. " Kageyama said as he gave me a sorry look.
" SHEEZ DON'T NEED TO BE ALL FORMAL WITH ME. " I rolled my eyes
" ANYWAYS DONT worry about yall want to go eat something? I only got about 45 minutes before the Prince of Nekoma comes. " I say as I looked over at the two boys standing there.
" IM DOWN," they both say in union
Later that day we had lunch soon before I knew it I had to head back to the Karasuno kingdom.
When I got back Suga was standing there waiting for me.
" YOUNG LADY WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? " Suga said as he grabbed my wrist pulling me inside.
" I WAS BUSY, and anyways I got sidetracked. " I giggled
" Hmm? Well, the Prince of Nekoma is coming here anytime soon.. I forgot to mention he is here to discuss an important matter also.. " He said as he pulls me to the conference room.
" Ugh, we also need to discuss stuff.. I thought we were only going to meet him to see if he is a " suitable husband "...... "
" Well SORRY PRINCESS I FORGOT TO TELL YOU THAT PART! AND NOW SIT AS WE WAIT FOR THEM.. " Suga said as he pushes me down on a seat.
" yea whatever "
" and ALSO? Why do you seem so happy more than usual.. " Suga said lifting an eyebrow.
" What do you mean? "
" When I ask you where you been, you said " I gOt sIdE tRaCKeD. " BUT I NOTICED SOMETHING.. YOU WERE BLUSHING.. "
" SO WHO IS THE LUCKY BOY " Suga said eyeing me down.
" NO ONE " my cheeks began to heat up..
" YEA YEA if I were to believe you. Anyways shut up I think I hear the prince of Nekoma coming.. "
As we sat there we heard the door open. I see 2 boys walk in, one had blonde hair but it seems like his hair was grown out. The other had black bed hair and had a smirk on it.. The only thing they had matching was the Armor. It was black with red.
The two boys sat in front of us.
" And you must be Princess y/n! I'm Tetsurō Kuroo  "
" Oh, nice to meet you!! "
" And this right here is Prince Kenma Kozume! "
Prince? I thought Kuroo was the prince?
" Uh the pleasure is mine," I say as I gave a little bow.
" So before I and Suga leave you two alone, I need to discuss something with you. " " Ok?! So what's the matter? "
" Fukrodani has invited us and wants us to ask you if your will to go to a party tomorrow night.. BUT HERE IS THE CATCH, the party is actually to see if we can start a peace treaty with the other side.. "
" Wait a minute? Do you mean the monster/demon side? " I say in confusion.
" Yes! They want to see if we can actually fix the Pieces together and start living together.. Not many are fond of the idea. " Kuroo smirked
" But I need to ask you because we need all 3 kingdoms to say yes. "
I looked at Suga and I knew Suga was completely fine with it.
" Yea Why not? It wouldn't hurt meeting them! " I  looked at Kuroo.
At that moment it just hit me. I'M SUPPOSED TO MEET UP WITH OIKAWA TOMORROW NIGHT?? I IM NOT EVEN SURE IF HE IS PART OF THOSE KINGDOMS that have been invited to this. I'm going to have to tell Suga after this meeting, the truth so he can help me out..
Then my thoughts were cut off by Kuroo.
" Ok, then I'll be going now! I'll leave you and KENMA~ alone "
Kuroo and Suga got up and left me alone with the prince.
The boy with the cat eyes looked at me.
" I'm going to be straight up to you. I don't want to be her nor I'm interested in getting married anytime soon," he said in an annoyed voice.
" DAMN! I LIKE YOUR THINKING " I said as I looked at Kenma.
" Ok, so we have an agreement..  "
" 100% Kenma "
" But hey!! That doesn't mean we can't be friends " I looked at him.
" Yea true, " the cat boy said.
" Ok tell me something about yourself. "
" I like to play card games and I'm being forced to be here "
" Already knew the second part " I rolled my eyes.
" Anyways then how do you feel about the party. "
" I really don't care for it much, I don't understand why we can't get along with one another.. It's stupid. " Kenma said
Man I like this one
" Yeah same, let's see how it turns out tho " I looked at him with a smile.
And surprisingly he smiled back too.
After 20 minutes passed by of us discussing random things. Suga and Kuroo come back in.
" Alright, the party is overtime to take you away KENMA!! " Kuroo said as he grabbed Kenma by the collar.
I waved goodbye to them.
" We will meet again tomorrow night!  " I shouted as they walked further.
Now that it was me and Suga alone... I need to tell Suga about Oikawa.
" Suga remembers when you asked about who is the lucky boy.. about that," I said as I looked at the ground.
" I KNEW IT! WHO IS THIS? " Suga shouted.
" Um well, he is... A Prince on the other side.. "
" Did I hear that CORRECTLY?! "
" SHUT UP SUGA PEOPLE ARE GOING TO HEAR YOU "
" Uh sorry. BUT YOU JUST SAID, " A PRINCE " FROM THE OTHER SIDE?! " Suga looked at me in shock.
" Let me EXPLAIN?! "
After I told Suga about Oikawa and the plans of meeting him tomorrow night. Suga was really supportive about it..
" WELL DAMN OK MISS JULIET "  Suga grinned
" SO WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? I DON'T KNOW IF HE WILL BE AT THE PARTY? " I said in distress.
" Ok first of all I say go meet him up and see if he is also invited to the party. I'll cover your back at the party, show up a little late if you have to.  " Suga said proudly
" Omg SUGA you the best! " Jumped as I gave him a hug.
" Ok ok now calm down, you need to get to bed because you have a date to see Romeo " Suga laughed.
" HE IS NOT MY DATE... We are just friends " I say as I rolled my eyes at Suga.
" Ok whatever.. " wE aRe jUsT frIenDs.. " My ass. "
" I'm never telling you anything again. "
" Yea sure you always say that. OK BUT REALLY GO TO BED... GOODNIGHT y/n. " Suga got up and head towards the door.
" Alright... GOODNIGHT SUGA! " I waved at him as he left the room. For some odd reason, I was really excited to meet him...
Oh boy, tomorrow is going to be something...
Chapter 5
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monstrsball · 2 years
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haha what if we talked abt iwaoisuga gaming hcs again…
i think iwa and suga like to play horror games together. if it’s a single player game, one of them will watch the other player and offer assistance if the other one needs it. oikawa sat in and watched them play once but quickly decided it was too scary for him and now he just leaves them to it.
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kotachii · 4 years
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Haikyuu! Playing Among Us
Haikyuu Playing Among Us Headcanon
Summary: Among Us shenanigans with the HQ!! boys
Featuring: Karasuno, Fukurodani, Aoba Johsai, Nekoma, Inarizaki, Shiratorizawa, and Itachiyama
Karasuno
Daichi | Brown He doesn't really understand why everyone loves playing this game but he joins in anyways. When he plays, he will yell at people for misconduct. Yes. Misconduct. He is so serious while playing,  treating this like if he is the captain of the ship on an important space mission. Will eject people who call emergency meetings for no reason. Also painfully obvious if he is imposter because suddenly, he isn't lecturing people anymore.
Sugawara | Pink Oh this boy is slyyy. He looks really trustworthy, pink with a dum sticky note on his person. People -- especially Asahi-- love to follow him around for some reason, it's a good thing when he is crew member but when he is imposter....Suga will legit say "I'll follow you and watch you do medscan!" during meetings. Then kill you anyways.  
Tanaka | Black Always the first one ejected. He could never figure out the names of the map location, nor the tasks he has to do. "What tasks did you do?" "Yeah that one!", Tanaka would reply. But which one is "that one"..... No one knows. He is also the type of person to go "You're imposter because you're accusing me!". But it's his fault for playing so suspiciously all of the time and never knowing the names of the tasks or locations.
Nishinoya | Cyan He likes to just run around the map, always the first one there at lights, at reactor or at oxygen when it is sabotaged. No one knows how he gets there so quickly. Just because he is there, doesn't mean that he will get it done. Him and Hinata has been trying to fix the lights for a solid minute but they keep messing eachother up. But when there's a sabotage and Nishinoya isn't there to fix it, it is pretty obvious who is imposter.
Kageyama | Dark Blue Would fat finger and exit out of the downloading task right before the download is finished. Then get angry and give up on doing tasks. Then he will get accused for not doing tasks...usually the second one ejected after Tanaka. Will also accidentally self report after killing when he is imposter.
Hinata | Red He spent a minute trying to fix lights with Nishinoya. Then when a meeting is called, he tried to accuse Nishinoya for purposefully messing up the lights. But he just gets ignored. He also finishes his tasks really quickly except for the ones in electrical. He refuses to go there unless if someone is with him.
Asahi | Lime Green He is soooo nervous when playing this game. He will try to stick around with other people, like follow Suga. But he is also always the first one dead. Suga will abandon him right away--or kill him if Suga is imposter. Asahi will still complete all of the tasks when he is a ghost though.
Tsukishima | White You know those people that when they are imposters, they would lock you in a room and purposefully vent because they know you can't escape? Yeah, that's Tsukishima. When he is playing as crew, he would also pretend that he didn't see it when other players does med scan. Tsukishima isn't playing to win, he is playing for salt.
Yamaguchi | NA It's been half an hour, Yamaguchi is still waiting for Tsukishima to send him the game code. (Spoiler: he never got it)
Kiyoko | Purple Somehow always gets imposter every game. She is silent but deadly, the boys always feels bad voting her off but unlike them, she shows no mercy when she is killing. She also stalks electricals no matter the map. And when she's hosting the game, she always picks Mira because of the vents. Almost has a one hundred percent win rate as imposter. Yachi | Yellow She got pressured into playing because Hinata said it was really fun. But in reality, this game stresses her out so much. A spaceship with 9 other people and 2 of them can kill her? That's a nightmare! If she's crew, you can find Yachi hiding somewhere. On the ship she hides in comms, on polus she hides in spawn and on Mira, she hides in the cafeteria corner. As imposter, however, she will laugh nervously and stutter when someone mentions a kill.
Fukurodani
Bokuto | White "Did anyone see Bokuto?"--"Uhh yeah he was at admin."...3 kills, 4 sabotages, 2 meetings later, "So where was Bokuto?"---"He was in admin with me." Bokuto spent the entire game trying to do card.
Akaashi | Dark Green He's the type of guy to always make complex plays at the last 20 seconds of any emergency meeting. He's always thinking and talking but barely anyone actually does what he says. However, he is very good at picking up little details with the way other players move. He could tell by their actions if they are genuinely crew--even with idiots who spend the entire game doing card-- or imposter.
Aoba Johsai
Oikawa | Cyan When he is imposters with Iwaizumi, he will try to set up for a double kills. Locks the door, him, Iwa and two other poor players. Once he kills the two of them, they win. Will even act all cocky except when he does his end of the double kill, Iwaizumi (his imposter partner) reports the dead body.
Iwaizumi | Black He will 100% throw Oikawa under the bus if they are imposters together. Sometimes on purpose, other times...he just clicked on the report button instead of kill by accident. Also, when he is crew, he never clears anyone. Even when Oikawa followed him the entire game and did tasks in front of him, he will still eject him based off guts feelings.
Nekoma
Kuroo | Red Kuroo will call emergency meetings just to talk shit and tell the other players how he is much faster at doing tasks than them. "I would of been done my tasks if you didn't call this meeting!--" "Still slower than me." Constantly says that he needs to join a real lobby but never does.
Kenma | Yellow The tryhard of his friends group, Kenma has NO CHILL. He demands you list your entire pathing the SECOND he hears your voice. Actually really talkative and into the game but way too hard at it. Usually third imposters because he judges ppls mistakes too harshly. He's a good Imp tho, usually tries to win by sabotages. His 1 tell is that he won't kill Hinata when they're in the same game.
Lev | Orange The type of player who either keeps forgetting to mute his mic or actually doesn't know how? His favorite task is weapons because he gets to shoot the meteors. Yes, he makes a pew pew sound every time he hits them. When he's Imposter it's pretty easy to tell, because he keeps following big groups and hopes to give himself some cred. He's the only player who's ever been convinced to vote himself off. 
Inarizaki
Osamu | Brown His only goal playing this game is to kill Atsumu as imposter. It doesn't matter if someone is beside them. He will deadass kill Atsumu in a room filled with people just for spite. When he gets ejected, the dead chat will be filled with Atsumu and Osamu arguing with eachother.
Atsumu | Lime Green When Atsumu is crew, he tries to be group leader. He likes to think he is this game's expert but the truth is, he always gets his facts wrong. He is like the walmart version of Kenma. Will accuse people for not doing keys and ends up ejecting crew members. People eventually stop letting him take the lead. Also,  he runs whenever he sees Osamu.
Kita | Red He gets disconnected 5 seconds into the game. His internet connection is Awful with a capital A. He never really ends up playing, and the one game his internet didn't fail him, he spent the whole time standing in the spawn area because he didn't know what he had to do.
Shiratorizawa
Tendou | Red He only has 2 modes when he plays. Total prick and hacking total prick. Whether he's imposter or not, Tendou doesn't do a single task and follows people around the entire game. He likes to hang out on vents and messes up lights on purpose. He's also the only guy who hacks the game just to skip emergency meetings. Tendo calls it "E-blocking"
Ushijima | NA He got an invite to play with everyone "among us" on some "steam" and was really confused. He boiled some water and let his kitchen fill up with steam. He told Tendou the next day it wasn't for him.
Extra
Sakusa | Yellow Sakusa refuses to do tasks out of order even if there's three in his path. He also refuses to wear hats or costumes of any kind. As imposter, Sakusa doesn't like killing people and always tries to sabotage win because he finds the killing image to be dirty. He also votes ejects people based off colours he doesn't like. Not even because he finds them sus.
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spring-emerald · 6 years
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third wheel’s the charm
“Hey!” Daichi welcomes Iwaizumi with a huge smile. “You’re just in time,” he step aside, clapping a hand on Iwaizumi’s shoulder as he lets him in.
“Thanks for having me,” Iwaizumi replies with a grin of his own. “I’m not the last one, am I?” He shrugs off his jacket from his shoulders, as Daichi closes the door behind him.
“No. We’re still waiting for one more. And, well, the pizza.”
“And Oikawa?”
Daichi snorts, shaking his head as he passes by him. “See for yourself,” he says, tipping his head to the direction of the living room.
Iwaizumi sighs, ridding himself of his jacket. He sits on the genkan, jacket folded up in his lap as he bends to start undoing the lace of his sneakers, the action completely automatic as he takes note of the other pairs of shoes neatly lined up then slips the guest slippers on. He can already hear the faint theme of a video game, coming from the living room. The meal is underway too, judging by the delicious smell wafting around the hallway.
With everything and everyone busy, he wondered who else is missing. Almost everyone he knows is already here but it’s a thought soon forgotten once he sees what his supposed best friend is up to.
Oikawa told him that they should meet up and go together to Sawamura and Kuroo’s housewarming party, and because he’s a good best friend despite his violent tendencies an apparently, a fool, Iwaizumi agreed. But then he texts Iwaizumi about change of plans the last minute, just as Iwaizumi arrived in their supposed meeting place, without even bothering to offer an explanation. Of course, he decided that he will smack Oikawa at the back of his head, once he sees him.
Not that he can do so at the moment, no matter how his hands are itching to strike him. Not with Oikawa -specifically Oikawa’s mouth- is latched onto Sugawara’s ears and neck, as they shamelessly flirt and pet each other, the latter sitting on Oikawa’s lap on a single loveseat that was moved into a small corner in the living room of a house that was not even their own.
The nasties.
Iwaizumi looks on with a grimace. It’s bad enough that he has to witness Oikawa flirt and be shameless, but he’s had a lot of practice in that department, unfortunately. He still can’t wrap his mind around Sugawara being one too.
But, well, he’s not stupid enough to incur Sugawara’s wrath for disrupting them. He may be Oikawa’s best friend and is given a free pass for the most part, but he’s not going to risk finding out until how far that pass extends. He’d really rather not cross Sugawara if he can help it. He opted to look around the other occupants of the room instead.
Bokuto and Ushijima are focused on the wide screen, obviously having an intense match against each other. That’s hardly anything new, because Bokuto always manages to rope Ushijima into any challenge he can think of. He doesn’t bother to stop and think if the challenge has any point at all except to make a fool out of themselves.
He’s competitive like that.
What’s unusual though is the fact that their respective boyfriends are sitting on their laps, despite having enough room on the sofa they’re currently occupying.
Asahi looks the most uncomfortable one, with shoulders hunched on himself, attempting to make himself smaller but can’t, sitting stiffly on Bokuto’s lap, watching the screen with worried eyes. He flinches and moves along each time Bokuto tilts to the side, controller (and him, inside Bokuto’s arms) in tow, as if that would make the car on the screen swerve in that direction.
Moniwa on the other hand, looks content leaning against Ushijima, head safely tucked on the crook of his neck, quietly watching the cars race with a small smile on his face. He occasionally murmurs something against Ushijima’s neck, probably encouragement, Iwaizumi can’t be sure and well, at this point, he doesn’t particularly care.
“Hey man,” Iwaizumi turns to look at Kuroo, who comes out of the kitchen to stand beside him and greets him with a clap on the back. “Glad you made it.”
“Hey,” he nods in greeting. “I’m not inclined to say the same,” his faces scrunched up in a small frown. “You guys should’ve told me that I will be a 9th wheel to all of you.”
Such is the life of a bachelor, Iwaizumi supposes. His circle of friends are respectively paired up and dating each other and there’s nothing wrong with it, as long as they’re all happy. He’s made peace with the fact that he will always be a third wheel and accepted that that is what life has become for him, especially when you have an overbearing best friend. But this… he can’t help but think that this is just rubbing it.
“You don’t like it? But you leveled up, because that’s three times more than the usual,” Kuroo says with a teasing smirk.
Iwaizumi levels him with an unimpressed look and smacks him on the tummy with the back of his arm rather harshly. Kuroo oomphs at the contact but laughs all the same.
“Shut up,” Iwaizumi huffs. “What’s their deal anyway?” he nods at the playing pairs.
“’M actually not sure,” Kuroo scratches the side of his head. “Last I heard, they were talking about cereals and someone mentioned lucky charms or something which diverted to the case of speaking of… and next thing I know, they asked if they can use the console. It’s probably Bokuto wanting to see who has the luckier boyfriend.” He shrugs.
“And they decided to test it with a video game?”
“Well, luck’s still a factor in playing. Even skilled players need luck on their side to win a game,” Kuroo says sagely. “But the overall research design is flawed,” he finishes with an empathic nod, as if that’s Iwaizumi’s concern to begin with.
Many times Iwaizumi’s wondered how he’s friends with these people. Then he remembers that he’s only ever friends with Oikawa, then Sawamura when they became roommates, and Ushijima, from being in the same team in college. The others, he met as extensions and because of their connections to each other.
He’s about to share this sentiment to Kuroo when Bokuto hoots loudly and jumps up from his seat, Asahi gripping tight on his shoulders. Bokuto doesn’t apologize for jostling him, but rains firm smacks on the cheek, babbling excitedly at how Asahi helped him win that round.
From the kitchen, Sawamura calls for Kuroo, which got him standing in attention.
“Oops, duty calls,” Kuroo turns to the kitchen’s direction. “Feel at home, Iwa-chan,” he says distractedly, not seeing Iwaizumi make face at the borrowed nickname. He leaves Iwaizumi standing rather awkwardly between the doorways. Iwaizumi scans the living room again, noticing that Oikawa and Suga’s flirting have escalated, lost in each other and safe in their own bubble and not bothered by the ruckus Bokuto and the rest are making just a few steps away from them.
Well, he definitely does not want to join either of the group, so he follows Kuroo to the kitchen. At least, with Sawamura busy, the two of them would be the most harmless and decent when it comes to their flirting.
Iwaizumi inhales the scent of cooking food, pinpointing the sizzling shrimps on a pan, before making a beeline to the refrigerator to fetch himself a cold can of beer before settling on one of the stools by the counter, pops it open and drinks. He watches as Kuroo casually puts a hand on the small part of Sawamura’s back as he leans down to taste the sauce he is offering up to him on a wooden spoon, licking his lips and rolling the taste around his tongue.
Kuroo nods enthusiastically at Sawamura and Iwaizumi hears the soft praise for getting the taste right and balanced. Sawamura is delighted by the compliment, apparent from the way a dimple is showing on his cheek as he smiles.
Iwaizumi feels like he’s intruding on something private and intimate, but he touches his smile on the rim of the can as he drinks again.
The doorbell dings, interrupting the tender moment between the two as they both flinch in surprise, and only then did they notice Iwaizumi also with them in the kitchen.
“That must be the pizza,” Sawamura says, a bit bashfully.
“I’ll get it,” Iwaizumi declares before Kuroo can peel himself away from Sawamura’s side, shooting up from the stool. He’s glad he finally has something to do other than watch his friends flirt.
“Thanks, Iwa-chan. The money’s on counter.”
Iwaizumi rolls his eyes before swiping the bills and coins from the counter and goes to get the pizza.
But the person on the other side of the door isn’t the delivery guy.
Wrapped in a thick knitted scarf that covers the lower part of his face is a guy with light gray hair with black tips and stands only a bit shorter than Iwaizumi. The guy looks surprised at being greeted by him and steps back to look at the nameplate.
He hooks a finger and pulls the scarf down, revealing his whole face. “Uh… this is Sawamura’s residence, right?” He asks tentatively, brows dipping in slight confusion.
Iwaizumi blinks and hurriedly answers with a nod. “Yeah. You’re in the right house.”
The guy exhales a short, relieved breath. “Oh, I thought I made a mistake since it’s not him who opened the door, nor was it Kuroo-kun.”
“Uh… they’re busy.” Iwaizumi points a thumb behind him. “In the kitchen. Cooking. Um, you a friend of theirs?”
Wow, way to act dumb, Iwa-chan. A voice suspiciously sounding like Oikawa’s said inside his head and he shakes it off as he waits for the other to reply.
“Yes. I suppose you are one, too?”
“Yeah.”
They stand like that, awkwardly, blinking at each other without saying anything else for a few more moments until. “So, may I come in?” The guy motions his free hand forward.
Iwaizumi jumps slightly. “Ah, yeah.” He trips on his own shoes as he steps back to let the guy in.
“Is everything alright, Iwa- Kita! You made it!” Sawamura, coming out of the kitchen to check on Iwaizumi, exclaims upon seeing the newcomer.
“Good evening, Sawamura,” Kita nods at him. “Thank you for having me.”
Sawamura shakes his head with a smile. “How’s your trip?”
“It’s been well. Rather quick too, fortunately.” He hefts the paper bag he’s holding to Sawamura. “Some delicacies, from Obaa-chan.”
Sawamura gasps in delight and excitedly takes the present from him with two hands, then glances at Iwaizumi who’s still there. “Oh, yeah. Iwaizumi!”
Iwaizumi wince at being called, but notice the guy, Kita, turn his head to look at him. There’s something… unnerving about the way he’s looking at Iwaizumi, like recognition of sorts.
“It’s not the pizza guy,” Iwaizumi says, just to mask the tension he’s feeling.
Sawamura chuckles. “Yeah, it’s not. Iwaizumi, this is Kita Shinsuke. Kita, this is Iwaizumi Hajime.”
The way Sawamur’s brow lifted at the mention of his name, Iwaizumi knows that he’d been a subject of discussion with this guy. Also, the tone Sawamura used has enough emphasis for it to be casual. Which is unfair, Iwaizumi thinks. This is the first time he’s met this guy and his friends didn’t even tell him about another person within their circle. He doesn’t know anything about him except his name. Which he only got to knowing just now.
Some friends he has.
“It’s nice to meet you, Iwaizumi-san,” Kita bows politely, which flustered him and pulls him out of his ire.
“Ah… yeah. Uhm, me too. It’s nice to meet you too, Kita-san.”
Kita nods. “I’ve been told that you’re a certified third-wheeler too. Although, lately, I’m becoming a fifth wheel.”
Iwaizumi blinks. “What?”
“It’s nice to finally have a comrade.” Kita concludes seriously, as if he didn’t confuse Iwaizumi.
Iwaizumi looks at Sawamura then, confusion clear in his expression.
Sawamura only laughs. “Have fun, you two,” he says unhelpfully, but playfully before leaving the two of them alone.
From the living room, Bokuto shouts in victory, startling Iwaizumi. Kita, on the other hand maintained an impassive expression, seemingly used to these kinds of things. “I’m glad I can talk to someone when they get busy with each other once again after dinner.”
Iwaizumi’s eyes widened in clarity, finally making sense of Kita’s words. Being a suspicious person, there’s already a niggling thought forming at the back of his head about how this whole thing is probably set up by his friends. But he happily files it away for later dissecting, because yes, he shares the same sentiments with Kita.
It’s nice not being the lone, tag-along for a change.
And maybe, just maybe… his friends are onto something.
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monstrsball · 2 years
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Sorry for all the asks 😔🙏 but iwaoisuga play fortnite together ok, but listen wait, it's because fortnite is crossplatform and they are long distance (it's what me and my friends do ajebsiwns)
Anyways on days off they play for like 7 hours straight, get absolutely no victory royales and oikawa convinces iwa to pay for a skin somehow
Haha you've got me thinking pure iwaoisuga gaming together now 😫😫😫
So if uh I send a few more asks 👉👈
omg you never have to apologize for sending me multiple asks, i love answering asks and these have been so fun!!
honestly when i was thinking about iwaoisuga playing games together i wasn’t even taking the long distance into account!! i bet they’re always trying to find games they can play together online while they’re apart
anyway yeah i can totally see that tbh. i think iwaizumi would be decent enough at it by himself but suga and oikawa like to goof off so he just does whatever they want. <3
idk what skins fortnite has but i definitely think oikawa would convince iwa to buy one because he wants them all to match whenever they play together.
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spring-emerald · 8 years
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Well, it is an Oisuga Week so... Oisuga? c:
How differently dothey think of each other now compared to when they first met?
Very different at least in most aspects, I’d say.
Like, when Oikawa’s playing volleyball, he doesn’t seem likethe person who’s obsessed with anything, much less outer space and aliens,right? Basically, when they first met, Suga didn’t think that Oikawa is such ahuge nerd. Oikawa on the other hand, was surprised with how sharp Suga’s tonguecan be, and how sly he could get, which doesn’t seem so refreshing at all. Butknowing about these things about the other though made them realize and valuehow faulty it is for them to judge a person base on first impressions.
What do theirfriends/family think of their relationship?
Both their families are soooo okay with them. If anything,it’s Karasuno and Iwaizumi who’s giving Oikawa a hard time. Karasuno because,hello, it’s Suga. Iwaizumi, because he thinks Suga can do better. (RUDEIWA-CHAN!)
But as long as Suga’s happy, and Oikawa’s kept to a minimumlevel of annoying (as per Iwaizumi), then they’re good.
How do theirpersonalities/skills complement or contrast with each other?
It complements in the way that while Oikawa would workhimself to death, Suga more or less, accepts his limits. But it’s beneficial,because someone’s there to remind Oikawa to take a break, while someone’s therefor Suga to push him more, because he has someone who thinks he can achievemore/be better.
Also, it’s like a never ending game of chess for these two.They keep each other on their toes, but in a good, fun way.
What is theirfavorite aspect of each other?
How they are supportive of each other, and how they are notafraid to speak their minds, even to point out flaws or call out faults, not toblame or belittle, but to help the other understand and realize the wrong ofhis ways.
Do either of themhave pet peeves about each other?
It’s not actually a pet peeve, but it’s related to howoverworked Oikawa is, in which Oikawa doesn’t see anything wrong, but Sugakeeps worrying anyway.
How would eachreconcile with each other after a fight?
Oikawa knows things are alright when Suga sits beside himand call his name softly, followed by an apology. Suga gets a back hug, a nosenuzzling his neck, and a murmured apology from Oikawa. After which they wouldtalk about and sort their differences.
What would be theirideal vacation getaway together?
Just travelling, in general. Oikawa would plan trips toplaces that are must go, especially during a specific season. (Let’s grace thisplace with our beauty Kou-chan!)
Think of a new way(AU, different situation, etc.) they could have met for the first time.
ModelAU! Where Oikawa is a famous model who is hard pressedon buying his own clothes because he doesn’t trust other people’s fashiontaste. So he wears a disguise (glasses!Oikawa) whenever he goes out, so his fans wouldn’t recognizehim. Sugawara is the beautiful and could-pass-for-a-model staff in the clothing store he frequents, who always helps himin choosing the clothes. Oikawa’s flirt game is always falling short, and sometimes, he’s tempted to introduce himself as Oikawa the Model. 
Hope you like it anon! And HAPPY OISUGA WEEK!! \(*^▽^*)/
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