#anyway truly a 🗑️

[joysmercer]

men are trash :)))

[ohbo-ohno]

🗑️sometimes I get nervous writing asks and I think "is this too far? I don't want to be weird" and I have to scroll through your blog to remind myself that you're kind of off your rocker but it's okay because we like you like that❤️

Anyways vampire Simon going to a bar and luring in Johnny for a night of passion and blood sucking and then wakes the next day thinking that Johnny's gonna run for the hills.

But he doesn't and instead begs to stay with Simon, who has no idea what to think about it- but Johnny swears he doesn't have anywhere else to go, he's desperate, and won't you PLEASE help him? He swears he won't stay long and he'll do anything for Simon in gratitude.

The puppy eyes and begging (and the bj that sucked the brain out of him) definitely convinced him, and really, Simon wouldn't mind some help- only being nocturnal sucked once one realized most places closed before he opened his eyes. And he's been needing a familiar.

And Johnny is the perfect roommate: cleans, cooks, takes care of Simon. Basically worships the ground he walks on sometimes, and boy does that give him a power trip.

But Johnny doesn't always behave, poor thing, and Simon makes sure to discipline him like a proper master should to their familiar. And Johnny doesn't ask much questions, does what he's told and thanks Simon afterwards.

And when Johnny asks to stay for a little longer, Simon agrees, to the point where both are sure Johnny probably won't ever leave.

By that point, his random one night stand became his familiar of four years, and though Johnny barks and kneels and whines like the puppy he is, Simon doesn't know if he's truly the one with the leash.

But Johnny has such a pretty face, so Simon will forgive him this time.

i AM kinda off my rocker but if you follow me you are too so it's all good. balances it out. also don't be nervous sending me asks! as long as long as you don't include anything from my no-go's list, it's unlikely i'll be squicked out

also i say it all the time but i like to remind y'all: if i don't respond or post your ask it's more than likely just because i had literally nothing to add. i don't like posting things to my blog that don't have at least a little bit of Me in there lol

also i love this idea but with a like Druggie twist on it lol

like, vampire!ghost who's got that super special addictive venom like literally every other vampire, and one night when he's drinking from someone (johnny, who loves feeding vampires cause he's a painslut) he's so enamored with the taste of his blood that he can't help but slip him a little venom

(also let's say werewolf johnny, and vampires rarely drink from wolves, so when johnny offered himself up on a platter for ghost he just couldn't resist. smth like that idk)

and then poor johnny's hooked. he needs another hit, dogs at ghost's heels like an eager pet, just begging for a little more (even though it's not safe for ghost to drink from this soon anyways)

and like. ghost hates the pup, can't stand that he's around all the time, wants some goddamn privacy again, but also... well he's a little pathetic :/ all sad and begging, tail drooping and ears flat while he looks up at ghost with those big blue eyes...

well, he did taste delicious. it wouldn't be the first time a vamp took someone to keep as their own personal bloodbag. and johnny's not the worst company, he wouldn't be so bad to keep around... maybe. if he can listen

and he does! listens oh so well, bends over backwards to do anything for ghost, tries his best to try and predict ghost's needs before he can even ask. it's a lot, to be sure, but also... well, he treats ghost like a king. can you blame him for indulging?

[oh-my-damn]

I agree sometimes on influencers and entertainers not speaking on things they aren’t educated about and don’t care to be educated about. I think they can do more harm than good spreading wrong information. Also, it really just shows their true colors anyways.

For Chris though… this man has made a whole political platform. He inserted himself into politics by acting like he truly cares about political, social and world events. He’s even historically been vocal about certain things and it’s wild to think he deserves a pass because he’s jUsT an aCtoR. Or maybe because he has aNxIeTy. Bffr.

He thought his popularity could carry him into other avenues, but with a dwindling and dying fan base he probably realized this wasn’t going to work. He curated a perfect Steve rogers esque persona over the years, but he forgot he has to maintain it. He seems like he’s now content staying silent and not rocking the boat. Also, It’d be weird to speak up on issues while people are calling out your wife for her past problematic behavior.

Not to mention the website was already problematic and most of us who were supportive should have seen the red flags. The fact that the site gives a “neutral” stance on political issues and parties. Lol. Okay, Jan. Then having just genuinely the wrong type of people chosen to speak on issues, ick.

Man is 🗑️ and I’ll die on that hill.

He hoped he would have his cake and eat it too.

That is genuinely what I believe he thought would happen. Got a lot of support, and a lot of publicity, when he tweeted against trump.

The world needed that. The world rallied against trump and then they rallied for Chris. He had already been portrayed as a fucking saint because he played Steve Rogers, the literally perfect man.

Him and his PR team both wanted to ride that train as far as it would take them.

They thought it would take them to the end.

But him marrying someone who looks like a minor, SIXTEEN years his junior, who still portrays roles as a minor because she looks the part, who has clear racist behavior and affilations in her past? They did not anticipate that.

I do believe Chrissy-boo thought he had reached a level of untouchable, because of his dick-pic.

Babe. The pic wasn't that good. We don't excuse racism, fatphobia or anti-semitism just because we saw a mediocre peen.

As a "proclaimed feminist" you should know that. Your team should, too.

Now you're trying to rebuild by FIRST supporting Israel and NOW changing your stance because the US is being called out on the fact they're funding a genocide by Israel against Palestine?

No bueno. No bueno at all.

This man is toast.

Let him "thrive" in his little roles, looking like a cooked up who-knows-what. Between the veneers, wigs, and excessive amounts of botox, it will be just a few years before "fans" watch him in a movie without ever realizing he's playing the character in it.

He's over. He's been over for a while. He does not have the backbone or the talent to make a proper comeback. His current Razzie status should tell you all you need to know.

Why the fuck are people still supporting this racist actor-wannabe?

[sugar-omi]

since were slightly on the topic I just wanna say I truly truly imagine baxter w a black wife I think that’s what he needs like I can’t describe what it is in my bones but I feel it the vision is so clear to me

- 🗑️

LMAO ykw that's a very delicious take n I love it n imma agree w you bc ?!?! such a thought

pls share your vision bc I'm living for this rn

omg he definitely buys you all the nice expensive things for your hair, n unlike cove he's not that scared to comb your hair and he looks like he knows how to braid he's good w his hands🤭

yk yall probably live very peacefully n also I hc showering n doing each others hair and skin care is like a love language w baxter (very influenced by that reddit post where the dude got bad news n his gf washed his hair n held him while in the shower n he felt so loved.... i think abt them often)

anyway I just know there's sm peace and love in this house I just know it. yall are living it up (baxters definitely getting fat. from your and/or your families cooking bc black people rlly cook up some shit omfg)

[bluiex]

Dumpster fire from yours truly 🔥🗑️

Watchers are known as beings of omniscient immortals that stay on the sidelines

Hidden from society, aside from a couple of 'lapses'

So why, pray tell is Grian showing off his otherness to hunters?

Watchers are only meant to watch

So why why is Grian putting the spotlight to him and himself only?

Every lesson, every punishment, every "That is player behavior, Xelqua." Is clawing at his mind at him directly putting himself at the gaze of hunters

Showing off his wings not as a way to show dominance, no because the way his shoulders are shaking, his heart is thumping, and his arms in a showman position is trembling in fear will never be dominance

That's a player's protectiveness

This is not a Watcher, a being of eyes and wings. This is Grian, a player buying time for his friends a chance to lock their glamour to hide their otherness from the greedy gazes of those who want to harm them

But Scar knew

As he looked at Grian, beautiful selfless Grian, sacrificing himself to disgusting waste of spaces

He knew, not even the Goddess of Death or The Beings of Void can stop the carnage, the slaughter that plays over and over in his head as he watches the vermins tie up his Grian

Vexes are protective of what they perceive as Theirs

And Scar was getting hungry anyways

Dude.dude.duuude- I

Im.. Idk how to articulate how amazing this is.. Anon ty for sharing this like wowow- you're amazing. You're description and emotion- I felt that. *chefs kiss

Scar bouta go wild on some "gods"