#anyway this is why im santas BIGGEST hater. santa claus stans DNI u pathetic knaves are not welcome here.
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saturnniidae · 8 months ago
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Relatable autistic childhood experience of being sent into fits of paranoia every winter due to an extreme fear of an elderly man watching your every move until your mom had to tell you Santa is not real so then you proceeded to inform other children of the good news but the result is only angry complaints from other parents???
Anyways, fuck Santa. why would you tell kids they're being watched by an old man this is why I assumed every elderly man ever was a pedophile until I was told otherwise shame on you parents. Do better.
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