#anyway this has been a blast to do

[velnica]

Lv. 60 — The Ballad of Oblivion (part 4)

Continued from Part 3.

Before we start, I'd like to propose that this is canon. Even not romantically, Guydelot would absolutely make Sanson work to get his journal back—kiss optional.

(taken from Breathe In and Get a Bit Higher — chapter 4 | Explicit)

Okay back to the questline...

AND THIS INSANE EXCHANGE. Guydelot straight up says he might even behave, which is, even if he's not actually gonna follow through, the fact that he implies this CAN happen now is just a complete 180 from his character at the start of this quest.

Also he now has an aim! Probably for the first time in his adult life he's got a clear purpose in life. It's lofty, aye, but hey, he's young and determined and he's got the raw talent as been proven time and again so why the hells not?

AND SANSON. Between "I can't leave you to your own devices" and "My plan can't succeed without you" they should just get married already!!!

But real talk here, Sanson is clearly looking forward to Guydelot becoming an even better bard than he is already, and Guydelot's lack of rebuttal here is as much an agreement as it is the his lackadaisical approach to life. They both have their own plan to move up and up in the world, and both of those plans a) are inspired by this journey they took together and b) involve each other lol.

JUST. GET . MARRIED. ALREADY!!!

And this small smile that Guydelot gives him omg I feel so ill... HE AGREES TO SANSON'S EVERY WORD.

Please don't forget to include Mogta in your fics and art!!! Says the woman who keeps forgetting to include him.

Maybe this time you won't need to contort your limbs in the airplane, Guydelot.

Time to apprise Grandpa J of the upcoming nuptials between Sanson and Guydelot success of this quest!

And Sanson's a good egg. He thanks the WoL—sincerely. It's what endeared him to me, he's just a good dude. And to Fjora he's like a long lost brother, well, both of them are.

Another headcanon note here: Mogta comes with us to see Jehantel; it's the perfect opportunity for it so I don't know why they don't just write it so.

All the kisses for Jehantel

Sanson and Jehantel have obviously talked at length about bards, and Jehantel believed in Sanson from the start, which is amazing. Sanson's a bard through and through—or, as I have said before, he is the man who believed in them the most—there is no questioning that!

I'd love to needle their relationship out when I do the headcanon fic, but you all just have to wait for that one (ha!)

Headcanon note: Though Fjora is canonically also a bard, she much prefers being a lancer/dragoon. She'd leave the battlesongs to Cora or Guydelot. Her musical talent lies outside of combat!

And that's a wrap! I might make another post at some point with my key summaries for the HW quest but until then, thank you everyone for following along!

Addition: Jehantel makes notes post-quest that Sanson and Guydelot will accomplish much together. HE KNOWS. HE CAN SEE IT. Please look after them when I'm gone, Grandpa J 💖

[pigswithwings]

love for cities / love for nature (art requests!)

[wisted-twonderland]

aware

[crystallizsch]

it’s 1 minute before the 22nd ends happy bday to me

[gierosajie-art]

With the Vessels au you had on the color wheel, is it all gods or just Venti bc hes wind? Also I wanna know how the sharing works <3 Its all very neat

[Color Wheel Challenge]

Aw, thanks! ^ ^

Anyway, all the gods are unable to do anything with their divine presence like, they CAN still manifest and be seen and interact, but their mere presence is quite frankly terrifying. Kinda like biblical angels and stuff

Like, Venti doesn't wanna scare people, or even directly let them know he's there since he wants to keep his promise of distance from their affairs. The way the whole vessels thing works is that a god could manifest in a mortal's body. It's a lot like what Nahida does with projecting her consciousness, except they don't exchange bodies and the owner is still aware (tho the mortal can still lose consciousness sometimes while the god is the one taking the wheel). Most of the time the god is another presence in their head and they can freely switch between each other

Nameless Bard being in the au is a mystery that will never get addressed though

[areyoudoingthis]

broke (racist af, actually. stop fucking saying this): ed needed stede to show him how to take care of his hair and beard and keep himself clean

woke: ed is a very neat guy who dislikes messes and has always known how to look after himself (have you seen his perfect curly hair???)

bespoke: ed and stede bonded over their love of hair and body products and have started a whole sprawling collection that takes up an entire wall in their bathroom, and every time one of them goes shopping they come home with a new oil or soap to try and spend hours in their big tub bathing each other and washing each other's hair

[velmuu]

Looks at the seven thousand dnd related arts in my procreate folder and looks at this blog

[arolesbianism]

I recently decided to semi revive some of my crusty dusty splatoon ocs from when I was like 12, so here’s all of the goobers! Meet Cherry (she/her), Slosh (he/they), Egg (they/them), and Blast (she/they)

[1o1percentmilk]

hey guys. mentally ill again. anyways i hc touichirou has never had sex

[alex-just-vibing]

i need him in a way that is concerning to feminism

[fabdante]

For the Spotify wrapped 1-100 ask: 2, 8, 39, 44, 99! :D

spotify wrapped is HERE! send me a number 1-100 and I’ll tell you the song it corresponds with on my top 100 playlist

2) Sleep Patterns by Merchant Ships! Congratulations you won!

8) Earth Death by Baths (this is an EXCELLENT vergil song)

39) Flashlight by the Front Bottoms

44) Maps by the Front Bottoms

99) The Ex by Billy Talent (sasha and august type of song)

[roxirinart]

(Potential Cult of the Lamb spoilers for endgame content!)

Happy '1 in-game year' to my Cult! 346 hours and 13 minutes ago this game stole my heart<3 Here's some snaps of what my cult grounds look like :) (Plus proof of my hours LMAO (not including other platforms ;) ))

[whatudottu]

Absolute theory/headcanon/analysis/general idea legend whatudottu character arc of slowly becoming one of the four (4) Cerebrocrustacean fans in the entire fandom (even if Petrosapiens will always be #1 in its heart, which, you know, completely understandable NGL) let’s gooooo!

Also I can’t believe I haven’t made this connection until now but:

Cerebrocrustacean: “My people have a rich and complex history and culture, but most of the galactic audience boils us down to being nothing but ‘the violently bigoted xenophobes who keep destroying their own planet’ and it frustrates me to no end.”

Gourmand who’s been forced to hear the same “I can excuse cannibalism but I draw the line at marrying outside of your own race” joke over and over again: “Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.”

Me and my homies (4) being cerebrocrustacean fans: If cerebrocrustaceans have 0 fans we are dead, haha- Would buy merchandise to convince CN that Brainstorm is a cool transformation *looks over my shoulder to see the playdough brainstorm with removable brain toy that either I or my sibling got millions of years ago*

ANYWAY!

It's very evident when I don't think about a particular species when I have to look something up like the gourmand cannibalism, but seeing as though they have a collective pocket dimension where their stomach goes (at least that's where the logic got them in the show instead of being consumed food expelled in energy reflux), if cannibalism didn't implode the two gourmands like how bag of holding inception works then I suppose it's far better than *shudders* perk murk relationships. Got a whole 'house divided' 'alike in dignity' situation over here, Perkulet and Murktague having asses-

...You know what if I get a chance to think about gourmands in more detail I might turn that pocket dimension into a magic thing instead of a xenobiology thing that's just overall bullshit- comes free with potentially real cannibalism but like they've eaten 11 planets I think cannibalism just in general pales in comparison to what they could do-

Well, whatever cannibalism gourmands excuse and all the jokes they have to deal with about perk murk relationships being somehow much much worse, at least they don't get shoveled with 'violent bigots' that 'aren't smart enough to support their lifestyle without destroying their own planet' which well- I don't have any present headcanons as to why Encephalonus is on it's 4th edition yet but let me tell you, when cerebrocrutaceans found out the galvans lost their planet (admittedly to the Highbreed Invasion) and then galvans WEREN'T immediately assumed to have fucked up somewhere, you can bet that Dr Psychobos was one in the crowd that went absolutely livid.

[july-19th-club]

the bright sword is the most 'heather dale's album avalon' book ive ever in my life read and this is the hugest compliment i can possibly pay it . holy shit he did it again says longtime lev grossman reader who never doubted he'd do it

[miallurk]

In these days i realized i like art and writing and creating and shopping and taking walks and talking to people and cleaning and helping and studying and doing things but i'm just. too stressed, tired and burned out to do them. How great!

[frankdelfino]

derek in s2 going around and turning vulnerable teens into werewolves, training them day in and day out, hoping and praying for a scott 2.0 only for isaac and erica to get their asses whooped in every fight… he was truly one derek pack ass whooping away from sending scott a gift basket with a card attached reading please join my fucking pack we’re dying out here