#anyway do I ship nowen. I don’t know don’t ask me that question

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*long, droning sigh* I gave in

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no one asked but you’re getting it anyway!! the comprehensive ship explanation

because i actually know how to complete my comprehensive rankings unlike some people!!! 😐 feel free to flood the inbox with questions and propaganda. this is very lengthy i’m so sorry for being cringe

real

jomaria: their dynamic was epic. #girlboss icons. ooo they wanna kiss each other so bad read annies jomaria fic 🔪

nowen: nowen real, *smashes head through wall* they canonically have nicknames for each other, a staple of a homoerotic friendship

chref: chref canon. not much else to it. (wish we had more content of it that wasn’t drawn by weirdos 😐) also its pronounced “kref” fuck you fuck you fuck you fuckyu

epic

jashawn: valid canon total drama ship real?!

samkota: we’re all sleeping on samkota. make content for it now 🔪

evzy: lesbins...wish we got more content of them

alenoah: hi larson (canon url haver) total drama dirtbags alenoah fic when??

aletyler: haha remember the aletyler vid- *gets shot*

heathney: heathney is still good but i haven’t seen a lot of propaganda for them lately, plus i lack object permanence so i don’t feel as strongly anymore :( also remember heathney week... n e way the heathney hurt/comfort potential was REAL fresh just hates women too much to make it canon smh

lesheather: remember that super long lesheather manifesto in the tag a while back? ngl that essay was so convincing it genuinely made me consider if i was actually a lesbian or not because goddamn did a lot of the stuff in leshawnas section hit close to home. anyway, lesheather was canon.

jasammy: remember when jasmine cheered on sammy for poisoning her sister? #girlboss moment. too bad fresh hates girls being happy 🙄 we all know they’d be kissing if they were in one more episode together smh

crimsonunni: can’t go wrong with goths. (gwen doesn’t count shut up) whao canon healthy relationship real??

good for them

jock: something something, bosswife, m/f bisexuals, tiddies, pegging, yada yada, you know the deal. on a serious note i think jock is neat. (dunno why a lot of jock art portrays brick as the dominant one ,when you know damn well 🤨)

tennis husbands: canon. fresh just hates to see old men winning 🙄 also why tf were they eliminated before the tennis challenge? cringe ass show

lesharold: good for them. kinda wish harold was a little less fetishy about it but eh early 2000s freshtv show moment

harzeke: smh they could of been making out on the plane if the writers weren’t so ezekielphobic. just imagine harold info dumping random shit to ezekiel during those long plane rides...nice

rockspud: rockspud canon. their elimination is proof that d*n is homophobic 😐

geody?? breof?? idk??: remember when they got married?...nice

gwensay: also known as lesbian nowen

lindsadie: cute! why tf didn’t they expand on their friendship?? what was the point of sadie lasting so long if they weren’t gonna give her any development?? cringe ass show

macsanders: canon but why do they gotta be cops tho

you had to be there (ironic tier)

tophmine: lmao tophmine was realer than jashawn (moar liek jaSTUPID🤬) because topher leit jamsine use him as a battering ram and he helped her obvercum her causephobia! checkmake jashit fans!! like and subscribe!!

dundie: dundie.

noerra: it’s less about the ship itself but more about all of the mayhem it caused lol. top 5 tee dee tumblr moments <3

scoerra: did me and anne awaken some primal urge for all of you to ship scott and sierra or something because the scoerra thing did NOT take much convincing for you people? 🤨 anyway, scoerra is unironically has more rights then any other scott ship and sierra ship. no i don’t take criticism.

mikwen: lol

courdy: had a very underrated subplot in the total drama bible (aka the noerra fic) but knowing anne they’ll popularize it soon 😙

neutral

gweoff: geoff>>>gwent

mellody: their ship name is mellody :3

marito: i hc anne maria as a lesbian but marito is fine ig. italian lyler...

lyler: i feel like a lot of my followers think i like lyler a lot more then i actually do. it’s fine ig

ellsky (i think? there’s like 3 diff ship names): @/topher-dorks wrote a really good essay on this one once

carryan (idk man): i don’t remember their interactions at all but ppl said they were cute so i’m goin with that

zoke: “zoke is a rice cake.”

justowen: i mean... sure?

trustin: “HEY MOTHER FUCKER I HEARD YOU DOJT LIKE TRUSTIN 😈😈😈”

aleheather: valid ass canon ship. don’t care about it tho

gwoey: gwoey is only good in the au where gwen is a real goth and zoey is a real alt chick send post

ozzy: they had some cute interactions in tda i think? idk what tf was goin on after that but oh my izzy is still a bop ngl

gweather: it’s fine. not really my cup of tea

kadie/satie???: gay and real

gwenshawna: good for them?

tynoah: discount nowen :/

josee x cadets (cause let’s be honest here, we all know josee would be tagteaming them both): LMAO when josee said “fuck the police” i don’t think that’s what she meant!1! 🤪🤪😂😂🤣🤣 *dies*

gwidgette: their ship name is gwidgette :3

jemma: ANNIE THERES STILL TIME TO MAKE JEMMA HAPPEN AGAIN WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY AND FOLLOWERS #BRING BACK JEMMA 2021

better as friends:

bawn: b and dawn are in a qpr. love that of them <3

brawn?: dawn...lesbab

trentney: twentney :3

trody: trody is the only cody ship with rights but i can’t see them smooching. also trent deserves better (/lh) the art is cute as hell tho.

jacsee: only 90s kids remember the pegging fic jokes. they’re better as friends but it’s also the reason me and anne are besties (which is also why td tumblr doesn’t suck as much) so it’s kinda sentimental to me..*blushes from being cringe*

djidgette??: whatever tf they had goin on >>>> gidgette

aleduncan: i can only see them in a “friends that commit crimes together” kinda way but i think about that @chrismcbastard comic every day. also alejandro called duncan “bromigo” that makes me feel something

djuncan: ISLAND DUNCAN ONLY. they’d be kinda cute...it’s like dunknee but actually good

harody: i believe in harnoah supremacy but i can’t act like harold wasn’t completely gushing over cody in the last aftermath episode of world tour. god harold is so gay, i can’t believe people think he’s cishet. wtf

djeoff: friends?

heatherra: maybe in another world were sierra used her superpowers to be a worthy adversary™ instead of being cringe i can kinda see them having some rivals to lovers shit goin on there but i feel like they’d just be frenemies as best? idk m*riam needs to spread more propaganda i need to be convinced here

lightbrick: i’m listening 👀 fat tiddie duo when?

scottning: i thought this was dumb at first but the longer i think about it they’re kinda like the roti equivalent of aleduncan? i need to see propaganda for it

camlightning: society if they didn’t make lightning a villain last minute 🏙💫

dunhar: harold deserves way better and duncan is cringe but whatever tf they had goin on near the end of tda was the only watchable part of that season...very conflicted here

don’t care

the vegans: who?

camike: who?

zokota?: eh

doey: lmao

lindseth: betherra is better!!1!1!

bridgney: i’m sorry bridgney stans but bridgette is literally one of most heterosexual characters on the show :/ also i haven’t met a bridgney fan that wasn’t annoying 😐

gwortney (gwentney, courn idfk): gwortney is overrated and lame and their color pallet sucks 🐝🏌🏽‍♀️

gwent: boring. stan gweoff

dun¢ney: dun¢ney sucks and their stannies are annoying <3

leosugar: cute but sugar is a lesbiab

gwuncan: who?

duntrent: i do not understand the appeal of duntrent you duntrent stans need to spread more propaganda cause you can’t just draw duncan and trent kissing without giving me a reason? why are they doing that? educate me

zawn: zoey x shawn is the superior zawn!!1!1!1 🥳 *larson kills me in cold blood*

points and laughs

kellayne?: the only valid kelly ship is kelly and me send post

gidgette: gidgette was boring and then it suckedf

djatie: notie supremacy!!1!

scax: how the fuck does someone look at scarlett and max and think they should kiss lmao

shave?: lmao shave (also the fact that this has more content then jasammy makes me sad :/)

chraineley: i mean at least it’s not illegal? but it’s still inferior to doneley!1! >:)*stain pushes me down the stairs*

aleowen: alejandro and owens dynamic throughout world tour was funny as fuck and more people should talk about it, but as a ship, uhh....

justbeth: why

gwameron: i still can’t stop thing about that “remnant of gwody ask” it’s so fucking funny to me

dott: lmao

alecody: a wise man once said, “alejandro can get with anyone he wants and yet he chooses the shovel headed incel” ok but fr cosmas if you’re alive please send the the alecody essay in my inbox i must be enlightened

ten?? jom??: how the fuck does someone look at tom and jen and think they should kiss lmao

davella: but why tho

darrie: who?

scun¢an: lmao scun¢an

nody: nody is cringe bro i’m sorry for oppressing nody shippers but it sucks and i’m tired of pretending it doesn’t.

brott?: brick deserves better and you know it 😐

joning: no. (i should of put this with “better as friends”looking back on it now but i’m in too deep)

scurtney/scony/scottney/scourt/sour/scourtney: i know courtney has bad taste in men but this has to be comphet at this point

scoey: lmao scoey. it’s 2021 and you’re shipping scott with girls that ARENT sierra?? in fact i think we should start shipping zoey and sierra too!! like if you agree!!1!

devitty: what

katie x sadie x justin: no??

carritty: huh?

bethdy: lmao bethdy

dunler: feels like a ship for horny ppl ngl 😐

courtsay: i mean i liked their dynamic in tda but as a ship? 😬

deather: deather shippers scare me. they drink 5 monster energies every day and they threaten to curb stomp toddlers at the grocery store. also it’s 2021 and you’re still shipping heather with men?? especially duncan? 🤨

um...

rodamy: 😕

he@thsay: heathsay sucks. it’s just conventionally attractive sugella and you know it

courmron?: if gwameron was remnants gwody does that mean cournsmd is remnery of gedhhdfh

n*mma: more like NOmma amirite? 😏 they just brought out the worst in each other. not very fun to watch.

jomeron: i hc jo as bi but this still feels homophobic

gw*dy: cringe as hell.

sugella: no

scike/mott: none of these ships seem healthy at all help

malejandro: malejandro shippers scare me ngl

ale//courtney: why would u ship this it’s just alejandro talking advantage of courtney’s vulnerability...it makes me feel icky

br*carthur: easily the most homophobic thing fresh has ever done. why? what reason does br*carther have to exist?

girl help

do i need to explain why any of those are bad? 🤨

are we all updating our ship tier lists again cause

tee dee ships (updated)