#anyway ...

[an-internet-introvert]

When in doubt, Tetris Tumble

[discarded-replica]

I was supposed to finish this before the season dropped but ignore that

[spurbleu]

on my shit recently for posting stupid stuffs, anyway johnny and ropes.

if you try and strap a military operative with the patience of a young toddler and biceps thrice the size of your own with skimpy ropes- it will go south. quickly.

especially when you ride him like you are now. thighs trembling as they try and spread across his own. hands bracing above his knees so you’re leaned back, revealing your pulsing cunt. chest rising and falling sporadically, breath coming out in uneven bursts that occasionally sound like his name.

but what frustrates him the most is how you won’t touch yourself. his hands uselessly behind his head, watching your clit swell with no friction, chilled in the evening air and begging for relief.

it will not come, because you aren’t doing it right.

his resolve and the ropes break when you’re cunt pulses without release, and you sob.

his hands are there immediately, guiding you through it, slamming his hips harder up into you, thumb working over you’re sensitive clit as you scratch at his back.

“aw c’mon nae baby, i ken you can, jus’ needed ah littl’ help, mm?”

and then you’re nodding into his shoulder, cumming over his cock and shivering in the come down. he keeps you on his lap, laughing into your neck and he ruts slow and deep into you.

“maybeh ah’ll stick to tyin’ ta knots, yeah?”

[yoinkks]

This one really popped off on Twitter …

[reluctantlyfunctioningmess]

Have you considered buying a new set of knives?

[transformeraday]

Can you do Bumblebee and Rubble but in Cyberverse style?

Today's transformers are: Bumblebee and Rubble from Transformers: Cyberverse!

[ihni]

The boys arm wrestling, from this post by @giurochedadomani ... Because YES, @flayedintheusa was right:

It IS indeed very Harringrove coded.

[iotsketches]

jack and his time-crossed lovers

[sugarcoatednightshade]

Bringing this back

Something I like about dungeon meshi is that Falin's resurrection is never treated like a bad thing. Sure it was "forbidden magic" and Marcille TECHNICALLY committed a crime, but the story is pretty clear that these are just laws created by people, and that that doesn't make it inherently immoral. There's never any implication that Falin was "supposed to die" or that "it was her time." The narrative says that Falin continuing to live is unambiguously a good thing. That Marcille made the right choice in wanting Falin to keep living. It was a pure act. Unlawful, but good.

[kyvnnie]

dancey dance

[karmacomesaround]

Guys

go watch Monkey Wrench

[random-lil-illing]

i NEED to rewatch itsv and actually watch atsv...

[a-vibing-potato]

"Castiel. Did you just Molotov my brother with holy fire?"

"Uh... no."

[subjectsix]

I don't know I'm not done talking about it. It's insane that I can't just uninstall Edge or Copilot. That websites require my phone number to sign up. That people share their contacts to find their friends on social media.

I wouldn't use an adblocker if ads were just banners on the side funding a website I enjoy using and want to support. Ads pop up invasively and fill my whole screen, I misclick and get warped away to another page just for trying to read an article or get a recipe.

Every app shouldn't be like every other app. Instagram didn't need reels and a shop. TikTok doesn't need a store. Instagram doesn't need to be connected to Facebook. I don't want my apps to do everything, I want a hub for a specific thing, and I'll go to that place accordingly.

I love discord, but so much information gets lost to it. I don't want to join to view things. I want to lurk on forums. I want to be a user who can log in and join a conversation by replying to a thread, even if that conversation was two days ago. I know discord has threads, it's not the same. I don't want to have to verify my account with a phone number. I understand safety and digital concerns, but I'm concerned about information like that with leaks everywhere, even with password managers.

I shouldn't have to pay subscriptions to use services and get locked out of old versions. My old disk copy of photoshop should work. I should want to upgrade eventually because I like photoshop and supporting the business. Adobe is a whole other can of worms here.

Streaming is so splintered across everything. Shows release so fast. Things don't get physical releases. I can't stream a movie I own digitally to friends because the share-screen blocks it, even though I own two digital copies, even though I own a physical copy.

I have an iPod, and I had to install a third party OS to easily put my music on it without having to tangle with iTunes. Spotify bricked hardware I purchased because they were unwillingly to upkeep it. They don't pay their artists. iTunes isn't even iTunes anymore and Apple struggles to upkeep it.

My TV shows me ads on the home screen. My dad lost access to eBook he purchased because they were digital and got revoked by the company distributing them. Hitman 1-3 only runs online most of the time. Flash died and is staying alive because people love it and made efforts to keep it up.

I have to click "not now" and can't click "no". I don't just get emails, they want to text me to purchase things online too. My windows start search bar searches online, not just my computer. Everything is blindly called an app now. Everything wants me to upload to the cloud. These are good tools! But why am I forced to use them! Why am I not allowed to own or control them?

No more!!!!! I love my iPod with so much storage and FLAC files. I love having all my fics on my harddrive. I love having USBs and backups. I love running scripts to gut suck stuff out of my Windows computer I don't want that spies on me. I love having forums. I love sending letters. I love neocities and webpages and webrings. I will not be scanning QR codes. Please hand me a physical menu. If I didn't need a smartphone for work I'd get a "dumb" phone so fast. I want things to have buttons. I want to use a mouse. I want replaceable batteries. I want the right to repair. I grew up online and I won't forget how it was!

[saddest-girl-in-the-whole-world]

I will NEVER not fuck with women using a traditionally masculine title. Tell me more about that girl that's also a prince.