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My solution for bloatware is this: by law you should hire in every programming team someone who is Like, A Guy who has a crappy laptop with 4GB and an integrated graphics card, no scratch that, 2 GB of RAM, and a rural internet connection. And every time someone in your team proposes to add shit like NPCs with visible pores or ray tracing or all the bloatware that Windows, Adobe, etc. are doing now, they have to come back and try your project in the Guy's laptop and answer to him. He is allowed to insult you and humilliate you if it doesn't work in his laptop, and you should by law apologize and optimize it for him. If you try to put any kind of DRM or permanent internet connection, he is legally allowed to shoot you.
With about 5 or 10 years of that, we will fix the world.
#cosas mias#8 GB of RAM should be the MAXIMUM requirement for your games#anyting above that and you have to testify in court
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...no...
#sl spoilers#secret life#grian#grian fanart#etho#ethoslab fanart#mumbo#mumbo jumbo#mumbo fanart#its hilarious how close he was imagine if he called them both out before they even have done anything#my artstyle is changing as always but ill do anyting to finish a piece#my art
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All of Hell's layout shots from Edwin's journal, in order
Heya! I needed to take some screenshots for reference when writing a fic, so I thought it'd be nice to share :)
(Under the cut I've added everything I could make out in the writtings)
"LAYERS OF HELL" across two pages. These are based on Dante's Inferno, the first part of Divine Comedy, and the nine circles of hell. (Shout out to my friend who helped me with the 10 "rooms" of Fraud <3)
Left page:
- Vestibule (unnumbered, right on top of Limbo, referring to the staircase)
I - Limbo
II - Lust
III - Gluttony
IV - Avarice
V - Wrath
VI - Heresy
VII - Violence
VIII - Fraud
IX - Treachery
- There are 10 "rooms" described between Violence and Fraud, referring to the 10 trenches of the eight circle of hell (Fraud) and numbered as such.
Room I reads: whipped.
Room II reads: covered in excrement.
Room III reads: flipped (?) feet set on fire.
Room IV reads: encased(?) in boiled pitch.
Room V reads: head turned backwards.
Room VI reads: wear lead robes.
Room VII reads: snake(?) pit turn(?) into snake.
Room VIII reads: (?) big flames.
Room IX reads: (?) -> quality is too low to tell; considering the trench of which it is based on, probably along the lines of 'mangled', 'mutilated', 'maimed', etc
Room X reads: leprosy, hungry(?), dark.
Right page:
- Endless staircase
- "UPPER HELL" encompassing layers I to IV.
Beside layers III and IV, read: heavy labour(?), everyone in your way
- "LOWER HELL" encompassing layers V to IX.
Beside layers VI and VII, read: trapped, impaled, submerged in blood. Beside layer VIII, read: snake pit, gain human form by biting other humans. Beside layer IX, read: frozen + stuck + chewed on
Left page:
- LIMBO
Right page:
- "DO NOT RING" is crossed out near a bell. Dashed line points to where the bell is on the room.
Left page:
- Arrow pointing to the claw machine, referencing the passage behind it. Note reads: Back to Doll House. No.
- Circle on the bottom right, just above a door: Wrong way. AVARICE. Everything too heavy.
- GLUTTONY
Right page:
- LUST
#if anyone's done this already please lmk and i'll delete my post#it's just i tried searching beforehand but couldn't find anyting#it's 2AM and i can't take any more squinting at these squiggles#dbd#but like. not the game#dead boy detectives#dead boy detectives spoilers#dead boy detectives netflix#dead boy detectives agency#edwin paine#edwin payne#dbd edwin#edwin#charles rowland#dbd charles#charles#nine circles of hell#dante's inferno#not a reblog
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Here's the answer
#heroes of olympus#leo valdez#jason grace#valgrace#im not being serious at all#but we know Jason is beng genuine#when people say “anyting for you man” they just being friendly#and that they gonna help you#but Jason actually means anything
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me in my wonderful world where i can draw anything i want forever i love it here
#i will add the usual tag ramble later#i lvoe this guy he so versatile for anyting ever i wanna do#also i felt i needed to draw out those ideas i said in the tags yesterday#i swear i have more to say ill just add it later#this is like my low stakes ramble posting area and i have things to say im jst really tired today#goodnight for now#spamton#BuwheArt#[you've got mail!]
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happy valentines, bert and ernie are gay
#destiel#i have absolutely no time to draw anyting for valentines#so pls say hi to my favorite spn quote by FAR asides from that moment crowley lost his mind
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my body is a machine that turns anything into ultrakill
#krizzia.txt#things to tide me over before V1 plushie#V1 PLUSHIE COME HOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE#ok adding tags to clear things up: i didnt do anyt of these i commissioned them from local shops i cant do crafts for shit
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that was a great episode. i have a shit ton of thoughts on it but for now have oilrose makeout
#so…. their fight… huh#that definitely wasnt homoerotic or anyting….#murder drones#murder drones j#j murder drones#murder drones v#v murder drones#oilrose#my art
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I quick thing I thought of a century ago and needed off my WIPs
#i dont really have anything to say#just mindless viktuuri fluff#probably the simplest finished thing ive made in months#but its a thing off the list and i loved drawing it#like how could i not its viktuuri fluff is there anyting better?#arom antix art#arom antix#art#fanart#yuri on ice#yoi#yuri on ice fanart#yoi fanart#viktor nikiforov#kastuki yuuri#viktuuri
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one thing i like about cole cassidy is that he probably has one of the dumbest sounding movement abilities in the cast, A Roll™ (which imitates Tumbleweeds according to hammond)
n yet it's probably one of the most impressive ones in terms of dexterity & practise bcs where did he learn to be able to roll & reload a SIX SHOOTER at the same time in a second Consistently like
#genuinely who in og overwatch would've been able to train him to do this#he looks so stupid doing it too#my sense of humour is terrible bcs i find going into friendly no kills as cassidy and infinitely rolling to be way funnier than it really i#i know nothing in ow is realistic but cmon#i know his cybernetic arm is strong but idk if it'd Fast ?? bcs i've seen ppl say the speed at which he fans the hammer isn't crazy or anyt#but. Idk Anything About Fanning Hammers.#So.#cole cassidy#overwatch#overwatch 2#ow2
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Billie Joe Armstrong in the music video for Kill The DJ
#i cant say anyt for thsi one i can only bark and howl and cry#green day#billie joe armstrong#the pot band#damon's gifs#flashing cw
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I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE SAY I HATE CALEO AND ITS MAKING ME SICK AND LIKE LEO IS NOT THE TIME TO CALL HIS GF/BF 'BABE'LIKE HED PROBABLY CALL THEM BUDDY OR DUDE LIKE CALEO MAKES ME SICK EWEWEWEWEWEEWEWEWRW
VALGRACE IS BETTER WOOOOOOOOOOO
#fuck caleo#i hate caleo#valdangelo#valzhang#valgrace#just anyting but caleo please omg#why rick why????
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i have a favorite
#art#rivulet#rainworld#rainworld downpour#i dont think this has anyting spoilery (certainly nothing in context) but lmk if i should tag it if ythink it fits!#rw rivulet
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Guys guys okay so about just under five years ago I, (with the help of my brother) came out to my parents as maybe not quite as straight as they thought i'd be.
And today like half an hour ago my mom gave me a back to school gift, (highlighters, but pastel and cat themed I love them so much) but inside the bag there was also this little sticker that says "love is love" and guys i am this close to crying rn
I've been trying to work up the courage to ask her if I can buy myself a rainbow pride flag for my room (for like three years lmao) and I feel like I might actually have a tiny bit of courage to do that now???
(I probably won't lol, I'll wait until I move out for that but still. I dont know. I feel like maybe I have a chance? Maybe she'd say I'm allowed to?)
#Who am I kidding I'm not allowed a pride flag lmfao#BUT! My mom got me a little love is love sticker!#Its not rainbow or anyting it's just the words written in pink but like still!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#You have no idea how happy this is making me rn#I'm not gonna put it anywhere noticable in case my dad sees when he gets back from Europe#cause that would be..... akward. Let's say.#But i will be keeping it and treasuring it :D
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Every single day I realize more new sadder things about Ivan Alien Stage and honestly he's driving me up a wall a little bit. I am not normal about him. Probably the biggest thing is that he's such an unreliable narrator like oh my god it drives me insane. All of the kids are in their own ways but with Ivan, it effects the narrative so much.
Round 6 is from Ivan's perspective largely and it shows. Almost all of the flashbacks are moments when Ivan is trying to get Till's attention, whether that be the fight when they're young or the more recent scene in the dining hall or even the tiny snippet where we see Ivan approach Till from behind and touch him (presumably startling him, Ivan is likely about to tease Till and fluster him), and the loneliness on Ivan's end is palpable. He doesn't care if it's good or bad, he wants a reaction from Till and he does what's necessary to get that. He just wants Till to look at him. He just wants to be wanted by the person he loves more than anything. While he doesn't necessarily get that feeling of being wanted from Till, he can get Till to look at him and when it happens, it seems to make him happy. But at the same time, as much as he wants, Ivan doesn't appear to expect Till to ever reciprocate or even care about him at all, especially after their attempted escape. It probably has to do with the fact that even before that, he didn't seem to have much of a sense of self worth and that's only cemented by Till's "rejection." Ivan tells Sua that she shouldn't sacrifice herself for Mizi while ultimately doing the same thing for Till and it's not necessarily hypocritical because Sua has something to live for whereas Ivan doesn't. Sua shouldn't sacrifice herself for Mizi because she has a chance to be happy something Ivan himself doesn't think he will every get, as her love is reciprocated and his is not. If Sua dies, Mizi will be devastated. If Ivan dies for Till, Till will be fine. Or at least, that seems to be what Ivan thinks.
It makes me so so excited for the next round because we will get to see how Till really feels (I hope) and I am excited for Till's reaction to Mizi's new appearance as well because of the way that he idolises her, especially her appearance from when they were children and seeing her without glasses, without long hair, oooo I am eager to see it
#alien stage#alnst#alnst ivan#alnst till#i could say this is ivantill but tbh#it is more about ivan than anyting else#i have so many thoughts about him#rocktalks#*chanting* unreliable narrator unreliable narrator
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