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Dbda Promptober Part 2 Part 1
#carefully holding these in my hands bc they're so precious...... 🤲💖💖#dead boy detectives#art#unicorngunter
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"kill them with kindness" WRONG. chair attack 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑
#you guys DON'T GET IT#this was SO FUCKING FUNNY#marçal (the rightwing guy getting chaired) said “you don't have what it takes”#and as datena (the chair holder in his 70s) approached#chair in hand#marçal audibly went “i dare you”#/“let me see you do it”#he ended up leaving in an ambulance and acting like he was on the brink of death#and then later tried to play it as if it had been an assassination attempt#presumably to get more votes#by playing the victim#and *THEN*#he saw his supporters weren't buying it#and pretended none of it ever happened#he said it was ~nothing~ and that he had always been fine#like. u guys just don't get it.#u have to know marçal to truly experience this in all its glory
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It won’t give up It wants me dead Goddamn this noise inside my head
— The Becoming by Nine Inch Nails
Also here comes two chibi trents
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poll: are you brazilian?
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*could be back by the time this poll goes up
#anyone saying that its wrong (esp from other countries) should really take a look at what fucking happned#if u think ELON MUSK of all fucking people should escape federal law#then honestly i dont fw u
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I have deep love for the cat.
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canon mlm rep be like "i like a boy..but im!?!? also a boy!? >-<??" meanwhile queerbaiting "if you die i'm alone".
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ok enough is enough. whichever one of you virgins invented instagram starbucks recipes, die 1000 deaths. I had a customer come in today holding out their phone (full brightness) and looking all shy and Im immediately like 🙄 fine ok, what does the instagram user want me to make for them this time. well this time it's a cringe harry potter themed frappucino. excuse me??? "can you make this for me?" I said excuse me??? -- I mean *customer service voice* "yeah it looks like I have all the ingredients, haha sure!"
ok cringe instagram harry potter frappucino drinker. ok. die. "Ive never had this drink before" yeah I can tell due to the fact that it didnt exist until someone posted a #aesthetic photo of it to instagram 14 hours ago ok. ok,
but whatever, Im paid to put up with this shit. so I add the ingredients all up on my computer and congrats! ur harry potter cringe social media drink has $10 worth of syrup in it. are you happy??? is this what you wanted??? a $10 frappucino??? $10. for a drink. you doubled the price of this drink for ur off-brand "harry potter and the legend of the overpriced starbucks drink" drink. you doubled the price!!! is this how u imagined spending ur day? is this what u wanted to do when u woke up this morning? $10 for a 24oz drink?
and u know, you KNOW the influencer making this recipe doesn't even work at a starbucks cause when it was all said and done the drink looked like shit. my blender was straining against the weight of your sins (and syrups) and Im sweating, Im an animal, Im losing my mind and my blender is getting watered down frappucino syrups everywhere -- u put so much shit liquid in this blender it doesnt even fit in the cup btw. it's making a huge mess. but is it instagramable? no, its fucking ugly. #trending #foryoupage #cringe $10 harold potter drink for adult children,
so are you happy? is ur social media influencer bestie happy? I made ur stupid $10 drink for u. does it taste good? no? well I hope instagram shuts down tomorrow. I hope you read a different book. I hope I never get sober. there is no sign of land. I hope you die. I hope we both die.
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I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead
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got a 3d printer and started prototyping my first invention
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Kitty is lonely :з
#crying throwing up#i love them so much....... waaahhhh#yhis is SO fucking cute OP you will be responsible for the cardiac arrest this will cause me#/j#but like. wahhh 😭🤲❤️❤️❤️❤️#catwin#dead boys detectives#art#unicorngunter
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'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do
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house is a girl you have to take care of her
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