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homogrimoire-archive · 4 years ago

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Five Eye

Five is on a mission for One, and things go well for her. A robot makeover session is a good way to have some fun. However things could be better back home. Four and Dito do not mix well. One is tired.

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Honestly, Five didn’t know why she was here. Didn’t One know that she was a busy woman? Yet, Five couldn’t really refuse her big sister, at least not to her face. She had plans to lie around, hunt for some exotic food, fuck, the usual. But instead, she was in a dreary amusement park sensually slaughtering machines. At first, she loved it They were new opponents, something new to try, even if they were gaudily dressed. The warm and slippery fluids spewed everywhere as she slammed her lance into the last one, a large and rabbit-like machine.

“Oh this metal is SO beautiful!” she said as she picked up a piece. It shimmed a unique rose-bronze. “Ohh!!! ” she moaned. “Dito, carry this around for me. I’m gonna use it for some sexy new armor later. I was thinking of trying a thigh cutout design and─ Oh right, you’re not here. Ugh. One is so gonna have a piece of my mind later. Whatever. I’ll come later for you, my gorgeous shiny thing!” She promised as she set the metal down and made her way up the steps.

She didn’t bother with the machines this time, and they went on with their merry way. They were old news now. Though now, Five found herself appreciating the fireworks. She liked the explosion color, especially the white ones.

“Mmm I JUST love those! I should visit Three and see if she could make some for me. They would be great for starting an event with a bang, a hot and explosive bang〜”

Soon she happened upon a new enemy. This one interested her, with all its balloons and artillery. It gave her an idea.

“When I get back home, I really have to spruce up my soldiers. I mean, how can they be out there killing and protecting me if they aren’t doing it while being sexy?” She made a good point. Why should they hide their delectable bodies so much just because they were fighting? And if she did it all the time, why couldn’t they?

This enemy proved to be more engaging, but no match for Five, her unparalleled stamina, her strength, and her breasts. Though, she was a bit hurt that the machines weren’t staring at them so much.

“Hmph. What kind of stupid do you have to be to not make them capable of admiring breasts such as mine?” she berated. Whoever made those machines was stupid indeed.

“Oh, what’s this?” she wondered as she picked up a semi-sphere shaped object. It was light, and organically shaped and colored. It was a deep black with hard edges, and a lustrous gold in the center. “Mmm, pretty. I could probably have this melted down into something gorgeous!” She stuffed it in a pouch One sent with the letter. The pouch had matched her outfit, so Five decided to keep it. Thankfully, it proved useful, especially with no Dito around to carry things.

She sexily walked up a pair of stairs, swaying her hips and making her breast bounce with each step just in case some cutie saw her. Unfortunately, no cutie saw her. At the top of the steps, she saw a cart waiting on a track.

“Oh yes! A place where I can finally relax. Its hard being the sexiest around.” Five sighed. None of her sisters could ever understand the hardships that came with being the hottest sister. They’d never understand just how much the attention meant to her. Especially since she was the youngest. Just then, as she was laying down, she felt a jolt.

“Ooo, does this thing come with a massage? I hope it hits all the right spots like that one I went to a week ago. Mmmh that guy had hands that worked wonders, and a dick that worked even more〜 Ughh, and his pecs!” she moaned. She began to lower her panties, but stopped when she saw the world flip.

“What?” She got up and looked around her, her hair flying in the wind. “Ohh, this is a riiide.” she realized. She strapped herself in and enjoyed the sights and sounds. She was screaming in ecstasy the whole time, and wasn’t even bothered by the machines shooting their loads at her. If anything, they added to the experience. But sooner than she wanted, the ride came to an abrupt stop and she was thrown off the ride. She landed onto an area below.

“Ooo, a stage! I hope they have a titular show ready for me.” She said as she fixed her breasts. She had hoped they would need a volunteer for the exhilarating activity that was to come.

The red curtains slid away to reveal a machine, one more unique than the previous. This large machine wore a red scrap of fabric as a dilapidated dress, and had a dull metal body hanging from it. It began with a song. It reminded Five of her and her sisters, though it lacked that final thrust that made it a Song.

“BEAUTIFUL! BEAUTIFUL! I MUST BE BEAUTIFUL!!!!!” She screamed.

“Come now, no need to yell. I know a cry for help when I see one, and you need some major help.”

“WHAT DO YOU KNOW OF BEAUTY!?!” She demanded, ready to begin an attack, but holding off just in case the woman before her proved useful. She wasn’t an android. She would be able to sense an android.

“Umm, you’re looking at the definition of beauty. I mean, look at me! Luscious, long hair, sexy face, the most boobalicious tits around, the cutest tummy, a juicy pussy, fat ass, and thick thighs. Who wouldn’t want me?” The machine studied her intently, mesmerized by every curve, and Five ate up that attention. It was only right after all.

“And no offence, but you’re not going to catch anyone’s attention like that. I like the red theme you have going on, but there’s nothing sexy about it. You have to tease your audience with what you have.” she explained. “Show a lot, but cover just enough to keep them thinking about you all day.”

“But, how? I─” The soon to be glamorous machine was interrupted by another crash through the ceiling.

Two real androids burst through, shocked at what they saw: a previously unknown machine decorated with corpses of their fallen comrades, and a woman who violated even YoRHa’S relaxed dress code.

“HER! GIVE ME HER BODY!” Demanded the machine. Five happily obliged. The pretty woman was only held back by her dull clothing, Five had thought as she ogled at her. And the other one was a cutie that reminded her of Dito, but also in rather drab clothing.

“You know, you both would look much better with some nicer clothing.” she advised as she attacked the female android.

“I’ve got you 2B!” shouted the male android as he began the hack.

“Ooohm〜” she mewled. “Naughty naughty. That tickles.” she rushed over to the small, male android and jabbed with her spear, skewering him through his stomach area. “It’s rude to tease a lady like that and not go all the way through with it〜” Five advised with a wink. She heard a gasp behind her.

“9S!” 2B shouted, and screamed as she flew to Five. Five kicked him off her spear and blocked the attack.

“Mmm, you like it rough, hmm?” Five asked as she batted her eyelashes. The android was stronger than expected, but nothing she couldn't handle. Then, she heard something, the beginning of a Song. It was weak, very weak, but a Song all the same. It was the machine in red. To her Song, 2B crumpled to the ground, writhing in pain, trying to resist the song. Five decided to add a little bit of her song to the mix, which sent the surviving android screaming in pain, all before finally saying her final word.

“9... S.....”

“And THAT, is a song. You should work on that, but first, let’s get you dolled up!” she exclaimed as she held up the female android.

“Alright Simone! Let me show you just how beautiful you are!” Five happily shouted as she uncovered the mirror. Simone stared at herself in awe.

Her hair was now long, wavy, and a deep black. She wore a red dress. The dress pushed up her breast to make them look bigger, and just barely covered the nipples. A ripple of red trained the back, leaving the front open. The red extended enough to cover her crotch. Black fabric was under the dress, extending all the way down to her ankles, where she wore black high heels. However, some of the black fabric was cut out, revealing the sides of her thighs stomach. Black gloves went all the way up to her forearms.

“I am… Beautiful.” she quietly awed. She focused on the red lipstick she wore, and laughed. “I’m beautiful! I’m beautiful! He will look my way!” She jumped and danced with joy. Five felt… proud. Not just for herself, but for Simone. She wondered if this was why Two wanted children, before she lost her mind and all that.

“Ooo, a special someone? Tell me everything!”

“His name is Jean-Paul. He lives at the village nearby. I just know he will look my way now! He can’t refuse our love now! Thank you!” She turned in the mirror to admire herself.

“Oh, you’re welcome. Us girls help each other out after all. And from one girl to another, some guys are hard to crack. When that happens, just use some of your Song to influence them. A little bit of Song goes a long way!” Five winked.

Four showed up at The Land of Seas they day Five left, at the behest of One. She was curious to see just exactly how it ran with someone like Five at the helm. But not just that, she wanted to be there when Five got back, so she could deliver the information to One. She went past the guards and began to make her way to Five’s office, which would no doubt either be lightly used, or have seen things only five and her innumerable lovers had seen, which was a LOT of people.

On her way there, she saw Dito wandering around in the corner of her eye. That was no good, and she quickly ran towards him and dragged him to her office.

“Ow, ow ow, ow, ow.”

“Dito! What are you doing here?!? You’re supposed to be with Five!!!”

“Hello, nice to see you too.” Dito said as he soothed his arm.

“Why the fuck are you here?!?” she demanded to know.

“I don’t know. Should I NOT be here?”

“No! You should not be here! You should be with Five on the mission One assigned to you two! Didn’t you two read the letter I delivered?!”

“Yeah, about that letter… Got kinda… kinda soiled.” he shrugged.

“SHE FUCKED AND RUINED THE LETTER!?!”

“Goddamn woman, no need to shout. I mean what did you expect? This is Five we’re talking about. The ground you’re standing on is filthier than any whore house you can find. It's absolutely disgusting here!” he said with a devious smile on his face.

One did not like to be away from the Cathedral City. But, when she heard that the castle at the Land of Seas was seriously damaged, resulting in 106 dead, she knew it was her duty to show up. When she arrived, she gazed upon the ruin, greeted by a bashful Four, a giddy Dito, and Decadus. He was gazing at men smashing up rocks nearby. If there was something One wanted to know, it was why the disciples could be so fucked up. Cent was alright. Annoying, but alright.

“Thank goodness you're here One. Listen, I can Explain, I–”

“No need.” One interrupted. “It’s my fault for even thinking any of this would even work out.” she sighed. “So, what’s the damage?” she said tiredly.

“Well, we lost some records, and this place is obviously trashed, but aside from that and the loss of human life, nothing!” Dito replied all too happily. “Oh, and we also lost a LOT of sex toys and a lot of Five’s wardrobe. I bet Five is just going to love this!” he rubbed in at Four. “I would not go in there though. The dust is enough to get anyone pregnant. Eww!”

One saw Four gag. She did her best to keep a straight face and not laugh. It was sad, but so so funny.

“Yeah. I can imagine. How is the economy, shipping, trading, and all that?”

“In shambles probably. It’s a miracle this land isn’t in poverty. Shame it probably will be now that it’s center of operations is gone. Five really should have planned ahead.” Four was doing her best to save her ass as much as possible.

“Wrong! Believe it or not, Ol’ blubber bags took care of that a long time ago. She got some books on leading a country and actually read them! I didn’t even know she could read. If you want the specifics on how this place runs so smoothly, you’ll have to ask her yourself, cause I hell don’t know.”

“Oh don’t worry. I will.” Four glared at a smiling Dito. One had a feeling this was going to be a looong weekend.

One had never wanted to die more than ever. Four was yelling at Dito, because apparently, Four was actually pure evil, and Decadus was testing out the new torture chamber, which she knew she would hear Four complain about later.

“Dito! I’m home!” They all heard, to One’s joy, and the other two's dismay. “Oh, I like what you’ve done with the place. It’s SO much nicer than before. We are going to break it in so good tonight! I learned a lot of stuff from that robot orgy!” She rounded a corner to see her dear sisters One and Four.

“Hello Five.” greeted One.

“Hello Five...” greeted Four with pure malice.

“Four! I told you you should smile more. It’ll give you wrinkles if you frown so much. And One, it’s so nice of you to visit. And here I thought I’d have to go to Cathedral City.”

“There is a reason I’m here, and Four would like to explain that, wouldn’t you Four?” said One.

“Sorry about destroying your old castle.”

“Oh, that’s alright. I was itching for a new look here anyways. Who designed it anyways? I want to thank them personally〜”

“I'm not done.” Four replied angrily, and sighed. “And sorry about the death of some of your servants… and destroying your closet, and destroying all your se-” Four choked, and Dito giggled. She glared at him. “Your se- your sex toys.” She finished as she held back the need to vomit.

“That… Why?” Five asked as her expression saddened. It made Four feel very guilty. She never thought Five could ever make her feel guilty. Five was so sinful, and she was not. Four just didn’t understand it. She saw that Dito had quietly snuck out at some point.

“I said I’m sorry! What more do you want?”

“Will you be with me for the funeral of everyone and everything?” Five asked on the verge of tears. Four hated having to always be a good person.

“Fine.”

“Oh Four, thank you so much! It means the world to me that you’ll be there with me!” Five gleefully said as she drew Four in for a hug. She was not happy to land in Five’s breasts as she jumped up and down with joy. But, One seemed content, so it was good enough for Four.

The whole ordeal could have been worse, by Four’s standards. A week of mourning for the old fortress, a week for the clothes, and a week for the sex toys. Four would have killed Five right during that week if One weren’t there. That was probably why she was there in the first place; to make sure she didn’t kill Five. Four wondered how her big sister could sit through all that with a straight face. And then there was a month for the people. That made her feel the most guilty, even if it was filled to the brim with sex stories. Numerous, very detailed, sex stories. Four didn’t even have the energy to berate Decadus for sneaking off to the torture chamber.

“I am so sorry you had to be there One.” Four apologized once they were up in the air with Gabriel.

“Don’t be. If anything, I’m glad. Cathedral City has too much to do sometimes.”

“Well still! The mission was a failure. I should have volunteered to do it in the first place.”

“No, This was a mission only Five could do.” One stated.

“What!? What can she do that I can’t do better for a mission?” Four demanded to know.

“I needed the most human out of us to go on that mission. And believe it or not, Five is the most human out of all of us.”

#Drakengard 3 #Five (Drakengard 3)#Five #Simone (NieR: Automata)#spicy tag #hoo boy #i was fixing this up before reposting it #and i'm hilarious #and yeah the title is a queer eye refrence #which ive never watched

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brianjameson · 7 years ago

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I can’t believe it’s already the end of the year! I seriously feel like this year just flew by me so fast that I can’t even really recall anything I did besides work! It was all a blur!

I took so much on this year with work because of my ambition and wanting to get somewhere in life. For years and years I dreamt of having a career and being successful and just working hard to be the person I want to be, and I see it all falling together finally.

I’ve always had the hard work gene in me but I’ve finally found a career where I can truly APPLY IT and feel gratitude or defeat at the end of the day and it’s those feelings that remind me to always try my best and to always better myself and that I am human. It’s the most rewarding feeling to go home knowing in your heart that you did a good job at what you enjoy doing. I’ve come to understand what it means to not ‘work’ but love what you’re doing so much that it doesn’t feel like work. The only complaint I have about doing what I love is the fact that certain parts of my body are hurting more lol.

As a hair stylist now these are the things I’ve started doing to help my body out more to feeling better all around not just physically.

Seeing my Chiropractor Dr. Teddy every month– Once a month I go get adjusted by my really good friend Teddy. My backs always been fucked up but I see him once a month now to work on my shoulder blade knots and to just make sure that my back is aligned. Believe it or not it actually does help a lot because the minute I start standing up straight and angling my arms the way they’re supposed to be when blow drying or standing, I realize that my body doesn’t hurt. If anyone needs a chiropractor feel free to contact his office at 702-277-1371 his instagram is @drteddysim

Getting a massage every other week– My shoulder blade has a serious knot in it that if I go a couple of days standing wrong and with bad posture, the knot flairs up baddddd. To the point I’ll seriously be rubbing it all day because I can feel it. It’s the worst feeling ever.

Knowing when to rest- I’m a workaholic and can seriously work day and night and not mind it at all. When I’m not working and just relaxing, there are times I’ll feel so unproductive that I need to read a book or do something with my time to utilize it. I’ll begin to feel like something is wrong. But, now that I have a career that is so taxing on my body, I’ve learned to lay down all day and to get a crazy amount of sleep when I know I need it.

That is just the gist of it all

Now let me get into what this year consisted of

February

To start, I graduated from Paul Mitchell the school Las Vegas!

My experience at Paul Mitchell was a blast. Trust me when I say that going to this school was literally a comedy movie. The shit my friends and I all got into and the things other people did and the stories were just wow. I look back and just think wow, this would really make for a great Netflix movie lol. We did a lot of crazy shit but were all motivated with dreams and expectations for ourselves which made our small group of friends click and get along.

I was President of Student Council and Take Home team which taught me how to speak in crowds and how to control crowds and speak about hair care products. One day I would definitely like to work with a brand and travel and teach so being apart of these teams gave me a taste of what that could be like.

Graduating from Paul Mitchell was seriously one of the best feelings ever. I graduated from home so I never was able to walk or experience the feeling of what it feels like to graduate from something and have all the people that care about you there all gathered together cheering you on.

March

I took my state board test in March and passed! That was a huge deal for me and the biggest accomplishment in my life by far. Such a rewarding feeling.

I really took the time in March to just enjoy myself. I had been working and going to school that I just felt so burnt out.. It was hard having 12-13 hour days with very little sleep.. So I did a ton of exploring around Red Rock

It was a good couple of days to just relax but I knew that I’d get the itch to start working again because I didn’t want to miss any opportunities that could present themselves and me be disappointed because I waited too long or something.

So, a week after being licensed I started working at the 1 salon I wanted to work at since the beginning of me starting school called Square Salon in Summerlin.

The way I work is by feeling out energy and feeling out paths that I might want to take. I’m really good at determining what direction I want to go in with big decisions I might be wanting to take and this has by far one of the best ones I’ve had.

Square has taught me so so much. Almost every Monday we have education classes that teach us so much.

I love all the people I work with and everyone is just so so friendly and determined to be more and more. Every day I see so many of my co-workers working on projects and things that really drive them and it inspires me to be more and do more. Everyone always has a great attitude and everyone is always so happy and always giving words of encouragement and that continues to inspire me and WANT to keep doing more with myself. That’s not something every salon has so I feel truly truly blessed..

In a matter of 9 months, I’ve picked up my speed when working by myself and have just strived to do better and better each time I work for myself. I’ve been able to determine how long everything takes me to do and that’s a great feeling because I’m getting better at booking people.

August

I volunteered to be a part of this foundation called CASA for foster kids

Volunteering for such a powerful and beautiful cause really opened up my eyes to what goes on out there and how these kids feel.. It truly broke my heart but at the same time gave me so much joy to get to know some of the kids and to see all their smiling faces and to just hear about their likes and their dreams. It was truly something so amazing to experience.

I have a huge soft spot for kids because of the way I grew up and having to always take care of my nieces and nephew so I have an idea of what it’s like to have to raise kids and to see all the things that make them happy and how easy it could be to get them excited.

It just feels good to help those who are in need and doing this event really really opened up my eyes to what I have and what I can give to others who are in need whether it be a present or the gift of communication and care.

October

Nick and I dressed up as Pikachu for Halloween!!

November

My little brother Xavier turned 21?! Where does time go seriously. He’s overage now and can go anywhere he wants. He’s been my biggest support system through out these years and I love him dearly and can actually invite him out with me now that he can drink! Let’s not ever forget the fact he MADE ME SING MAGIC STICK AT ODD FELLOWS KARAOKE NIGHT. I was so humiliated and he got it all on video that I will NOT be posting lmao. I love you Savy!

December

This month

I went to my work Christmas party and that was a blast! I’ve never partied with so many people from work lol. We had our Christmas party at Commonwealth where we rented out the entire place for our salon and had open bar. I don’t need to explain from there

Most importantly

I have to thank the stylists I work for Lauren and Ashlee who have taught me above and beyond so much about hair and skill. I’m done assisting them this month and will be moving onto working with another stylist in the salon and it really makes me sad because I get really attached to people and even though we’ll be in the same salon, we won’t be working together directly. I can truly say that everything they create is just so refined and polished and they take on these projects that leave me mind-blown.

These girls have taught me so much discipline and so many ways of doing hair that I wouldn’t of had a clue how to do anything right out of school. I was so timid coming out of school to do ANYTHING. I was so insecure about what I knew and I barely knew how to curl hair but my confidence has definitely boosted and my skill has improved so much and I’m just so grateful I was put with 2 really amazing stylists to help me with all of this.

Final Thoughts

Although the time flew by, I’m sure next year will go by just as fast so I’ll need to take advantage of getting more of a clientele built. Next year I’ll just have to learn to find balance between work and play. I’ve been working so hard that I’ve forgotten to really enjoy myself but it’s all for the good and for the better right now.

This year ultimately felt like a blessing to me.

A true blessing

10 years ago I remember being at home in Pahrump, struggling to finish school at home while baby sitting for my mom and sister. I remember trying to make light of situations and stay sane by always talking to my little brother and telling him everything I found interesting and fun. I didn’t really have many people to talk to other than my friends online. The internet was my only freedom unless I went outside to run around the park.

10 years ago I always reminded myself that this life couldn’t be all that’s left for me. Watching kids and sitting online for hours because of how bored I was. I told myself and reminded myself that I would go back to school for hair in the future because it was something I enjoyed. I told myself that I would get through it and I had dreams and hopes. I left home at 18 moved back to Vegas and started working. I did a lot of partying because I needed to get it all out of my system since I was locked up indoors for years, so I did.

I’m 26 now turning 27 and next year around this time, I will be going on my own in the salon.

This entire year every time I tried going out, nothing worked out. Either people were busy or had plans with other people. I’ve lost touch with many people due to the fact I’m in a relationship now and have been working non-stop the entire year. But that’s ok..

To me this was God telling me to just stay put and stay in place for now. Don’t get into trouble, keep your eye on the prize. At least these were the vibes I would pick up and as much as I didn’t want to listen, I had to because I knew what could happen if I started going out a lot since I know myself from going out for 5+ years partying. It felt like a voice telling me this and I chose to listen.

It’s funny the way things work out. I often sit here and reflect on my past and the life I had and where I’m at now. This is exactly where I wanted to be 10 years from when I was 17. Living on my own, maybe not with just my cat like I wanted but with a boyfriend who loves me.

I have everything I want right now. I’ve worked on myself to bring out the best Brian possible. I’ve learned to love, care, and appreciate within 10 years. I’ve learned to be an emotional person, maybe too emotional but I rather keep it that way than be the unattached individual I used to be. I NEED emotion in order to stay correct because I know myself enough to know the type of person I could bring back out by not caring or feeling.

This year taught me what hard work is and how much of it you HAVE to put in to really get to where you want. But it’s not just hard work to get you ahead and have you get somewhere. The hard work I’m talking about is the kind that builds you to be who you are. You learn to appreciate what you have and who you are already and the things you can endure. For me it’s been a journey of self discovery and recognizing the things I need to do as an adult. I’ve learned to be more responsible, to save more money, to put money aside for food etc etc.

I’ve learned to save and put away so much money this year, something that was so difficult for me to do growing up. My credit cards are almost payed off, my car will be payed off next June and my life is just about to start. I can’t be any more grateful for what I have and if at the end of this no one sees what I’ve done, at least I know in my heart how far I’ve come and how much I’ll do to not come this far and fail.

My key goals next year are to start building a more solid clientele, learn balance, and to continue to work on myself. Pleasure will follow once I feel stable enough with where I am in life.

To finish this year off I want to thank all the people that supported me this year or let me do their hair and let me talk to them. You’ll never understand how thankful I am for you trusting me and being my friend. This year showed me how strong of bonds I have with some very important people in my life and I love you all so so much.

Thank you again everyone! I love you all and hope to have all the special people in my life by my side next year.

Happy new year and I wish you all the best!

Quote of the Day

“Don’t focus on being a star because you will be. Focus on bringing something special to others lives and you will be the most radiant star there is.” -Lauren Phillips

2017 Review I can't believe it's already the end of the year! I seriously feel like this year just flew by me so fast that I can't even really recall anything I did besides work!

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