i just watched the new into the spider-verse 2 trailer and why is everyone trying to jump my man miles morales 😭😭 what did he do i don’t understand 😭 surely he couldn’t have done anything too bad that EVERY SPIDER PERSON NEEDS TO FIGHT HIM????? miles couldn’t have done something that bad cmon now
live reaction of me watching the trailer:
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So fucking dumb and fuzzy brained right nowww, I just want a pretty boy to grope me all over, teasing me and pinning me against the kitchen counter. Telling me to be a good boy and concentrate on my cooking, that I'll get a reward later if I do a good job as he edges me with a wooden spoon, smacking my cunt everytime I start to whine
I wanna be a blushy mess of moans and giggles for him as they switch between making cheesy jokes and threatening to fuck my mouth, as he grips onto my hips and marks me as his
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man that contemporary christian music from the mid 2000s hits different when u ain’t a christian anymore
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rotating this crossover in my brain. again.
i am not gonna say that the kitty is unlucky Because it is a black cat But. it sure is in situations often.
lower are vague end-game Ghost Trick spoilers, go play the game! (or you know, watch a lets play)
its short and sweet and has a good resent remaster for pc.
my current thought is that sissel got lost on a road trip? maybe fell through a portal?
and is kinda stuck in the middle of nowhere usa. Shenanigans ensue. that happens when you have an increadibly powerful energy source stuck in a kinda defenceless body (not counting the time powers. which i am sure clockwork has nothing to say about and danny specifically doesnt have any negative experience with.)
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me: aw man. cut my finger
shadowheart loading up a healing spell: i can take care of that—
astarion: ah. no no. allow me. *SHOVES MY HAND IN HIS MOUTH* *MUFFLED* would be a shame to let anything go to waste, after all. :)
shadowheart:
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i have a feeling that the bots are after me and idk how to feel about this. on the one hand yay people!!! on the other hand, they’re not people? 😨 they’re bots??? BOTS ARE FOLLOWING ME??? AKA THE GOVERNMENT????? ARE TUMBLR BOTS SECRETLY THE CIA TRYING LULL ME IN TO FALSE PRETENSES??? also merry chrysler!
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i'm starting to realize this might be an unpopular opinion but i don't really see ivan as very possessive when it comes to till?? i think his self esteem is too low for him to think he has the right to stake any claim over him tbh jvbsdk. idk, but considering the way he was jealous of sua and not mizi makes me lean towards ivan mainly just being extremely obsessive
i think if they were to ever be in a relationship ivan would definitely be more possessive, but i kind of feel like till might end up being the more possessive one of the two •_•
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ok just thought of the FUNNIEST fucking concept.
so the prisoners hear what we say about them. what if it's always the language the comment was in? so theyd hear Japanese comments as Japanese and then hear English comments as English, etc.
Shidou can speak English, and the other prisoners somehow learn this information as well. he becomes the go-to person to get a translation whenever a prisoner hears a voice in English.
Fuuta: yo Shidou. can you translate these? i wrote them down when i heard them last night.
Shidou: oh yes of course *takes the paper*
The paper: "king got cancelled for his Twitter crimes" "he's so transgender and for what" "he's so pathetic i want to put him in a blender"
Shidou:
Fuuta: ... well???
Shidou: sorry just... give me a moment to collect my thoughts
Kazui: Shidou-kun, i know you're busy, but ah.... would you mind translating these for me? for some reason i haven't been able to get them out of my head... here i wrote them down
Shidou: oh sure, Mukuhara-san, i've got time *takes the paper*
The paper: "he is NOT beating the allegations" "ohhh so he's just gay" "old man yaoi" "hes not that old stop saying 'old man yaoi'"
Shidou: ............. if you could just give me some time to take a closer look at these later...
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i never want anyone to say anything bad about daniel ricciardo's driving ever again because he was on direct collision course with oscar piastri's stationary car and in a split second decided and reacted to put himself into the wall to prevent severe damage to their cars and spare oscar the risk of injury
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