#anyhoops

[inkandarsenic]

[dawnofus]

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[chaseyesterdays]

sometimes i get overwhelmed with how much I love cats, like. here is this tiny little apex predator??? god’s perfect killing machine, born to sink teeth and claws into the throat of its prey??? but it lives in my house and sleeps in my bed and bites at my toes and demands scritchies, screaming at me for being a dumb incapable kitten while still bonking its head against my ankle in affection??? ridiculous incredible creature, i want twelve of them

[singwhenyoucantspeak]

omg just remembered that stupid ass speech my new supervisor gave me about how i just have to stick around for one year and then shes happy to write me a reference letter to go somewhere else. LMAO who do u think you are? Miranda Priestly? also hilarious bc my former supervisor who left the company already said he'll be a reference so i rlly dont need her anyway. she doesnt even know anything about what i do

(edit: this was in my drafts. i left the company after 6 months hahahahahhaaha)

[spideyposting]

Um, he’s not normally like that, right? No… He’s never like that.

[74flawsasofyesterday]

Did I tell y'all I don't work for Dollar General anymore? 12 damn years I worked there! I work at Walmart now as a personal shopper, lol. It ain't great, but ain't DG!

I've been there almost 5 months now and I finally got a set schedule and set days off every week. I don't know how to deal with that level of consistency!

[sunshineboyskywalker]

gonk gonk gonk

[lavendorii]

it's ok babe we can kill your dad... together

[you-will-return]

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[yanderehsr]

Hey, could I please have fem characters (both genshin and hsr) with a chubby reader, thanks

I want to thank you all for your requests, but I think I will have to delete a lot of them, it's not because rules were broken but because I have 120 requests now and I know that I can't write them all, hope you'll understand😅

Anyhoops, Hope you'll enjoy😃

Trigger Warning: Yandere, Obsessive behaviour, Possessive behaviour, Kidnapping

Tingyun: She loves the extra chub, whenever she gets the chance she likes to hold you within her arms, feel how much softer you are than others. If you ever feel bad about yourself she will spend hours praising your form, obsessively mutter everything she likes about you.

Tingyun just loves you so much that even as she kidnaps you she is careful, you are just so adorable she couldn't help herself, she makes sure to squeeze and grope every part of your body when you are bound to her bed, you are just so perfect for her, how could she ever stop herself.

"Good morning love, hope you didn't have any plans for today, all your plans for now and for the future will be with me"

Navia: She takes one glance on you and is already worshipping your body, that one look was enough for her to want you, other people may say you are a bit chubby but she disagrees, you were perfect, like an angel or a goddess. Each night after that was filled with dreams of her holding you in her arms.

When Navia finally have the real you in her arms she is practically drooling, you were everything she could imagine and more, she likes to cuddle your soft shivering body as you are cold (in actuality you are just scared), kissing your neck and just feeling pure joy, she wont let you leave, you are too precious for her to let you.

"Mon amour, Are you feeling cold again, how about you come over here and get some snuggles"

Yoimiya: She loves you so much, she never really cared about how you look but if she is honest, she really thinks the extra weight is adorable. She will take you everywhere she goes, showing you off to everyone, they might be confused why Yoimiya is dating you when she could probably get whoever she wants, but she will just spend the rest of the day talking about everything positive about you.

Yoimiya just loves you so much, she can't help herself from kissing you all over, every inch off you should be showered in love, you are perfect, everything about you something she loves, and you are all hers, hers to hold and hers to love.

"Hey hey, come with me, I have a special fireworks show just for you and me, just wanted to do something special for my precious spark"

[chaseyesterdays]

I read your new thing and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE THEM you wrote them so well like I imagine that as a legit scene now because it’s so THEM. My poor heart I love them a lot and they love each other a lot and that soft promise to survive tomorrow 🥺

Thank you so much, Anon! At this point these two idiots live full time in my brain and I may as well start charging them rent. 🤷‍♀️

I’m so glad you enjoyed something that brought me joy too. Bless you for your kindness, and please know it’s even more fuel on the fire for me - I’ve got a folder full of half-begun bits for Perc’ahlia and knowing other people enjoy reading my work is all the impetus I need to get writing.

Thanks again! ☺️

[dipperscavern]

I have seen the long night episode. And I just. They killed my girl Lyanna Mormont. Also. Also. Why the hell was Arya the one to kill the Night King?? Seven seasons of setting Jon up for that and then it’s just Arya coming out of nowhere???? And THEON???? Don’t even get me started on Theon why am I crying over this mf who never failed to irritate me. And Sansa and Tyrion having that moment before they went out to face their deaths because the fucking CRYPTS BROKE OPEN WHY DID THE DEAD BREAK THROUGH THE STONE SO GODDAMN EASY????? AND WHY DIDNT DRAGON FIRE KILL THE FUCKING NIGHT KING.

Anyhoops. Melisandre was actually so useful this episode and that infuriates me most because I hate her

“no one could kill the night king and no one did” SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUR UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUTTTTT YOYR MOUTJ YOUR FACE HOLE NEEDE TO BE CLOSED

how did dragon fire not kill the night king when a valyrian steel dagger embedded with dragon glass which is made from OBSIDIAN?? OBSIDIAN CAN KILL THE NIGHT KING AND DRAGON FIRE CANT?

the melisandre hate is real the theon arc is real the sansa and tyrion appreciation is real the lyana mormont mourning is even realer

[the-scandalorian]

Star Wars corporate does not have the guts to do this but I always pictured Din being with a sex worker or exotic dancer. I think they would just get each other you know? Others would think they are an odd couple but they would feel safe around eachother bc they understand boundaries and the pressures they are under because of what their professions ask of them. Also coming at loneliness from different sides (din going from place to place and the partner being around people who may be in town only for that day). Tldr I just feel soft when I see din x sex worker!reader things

yeah the closest we'd ever get is that mention of the twi'lek healing baths. and that was back in the good old days when they let mando have an edge and say dammit and not just be a disneyfied children's show RIP

anyhoops, yes i agree that i could see din having a relationship with a sex worker because of the nature of his work and his needs! makes me feel soft too

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

I hope you don't find this super weird - I was wondering if you'd be okay with me printing and binding some of your fics? Only for myself, ofc, not for profit of any kind.

Backstory - much like a (bad) serial killer, I enjoy displaying my trophies. Which in layman's terms means I collect special editions of books I love and put them on my shelves.

I also want to learn (modern) typesetting and bookbinding, and thought, hey, I could practice on things I already read over and over again online!

Totally fine if you'd rather I didn't, and I promise I won't if it makes you feel weird knowing hardcopies of your fics are on some random NZ chick's bookshelves.

Anyhoops. Good luck with your OG fiction, have a great holiday (if you so celebrate), and here's to more Buddie in the future! 😊

- Maira

*puts a mentor-y hand on your shoulder* Remember dear, nobody starts out a good serial killer. It all comes with practice! You can't be a good serial killer until you are a bad one. I believe in you.

Also that is not creepy or weird at all, and I'm deeply flattered that you wanted to do that with my fics. It absolutely makes my day. If you ever wanted to share pictures I'd love it, but of course only if you're comfortable.

I hope you have a lovely day dear, you've brought joy to mine!

[mairaiscarrierofthepaperclips]

Buddie Flufftober Master List

I had so much fun doing Flufftober this year - just over 78k words i one month, holy crap. Ya girl was not expecting that.

Anyhoops, here is a master list of the Buddie fics I wrote for Flufftober. There will be a link to each fic, a quick blurb, and the prompt for that day.

See y'all next month for some fluffy, 12 Days of Christmas shenanigans!

just like our hearts intertwine - or, the one with the proposal.

Prompt: "I've got you."

my heart will bloom for you - or, the one with the secret relationship.

Prompt: Friends, family, loved ones

i smiled because i knew - or, the with the unexpected confession. At the zoo.

Prompt: "Wait, you love me?" "I always have."

what makes life divine - or, the Royalty AU featuring Prince!Eddie and Cinderella!Buck.

Prompt: Cinderella moment

you hold my heart forever - or, the one with the haunted corn maze and the hand holding.

Prompt: Corn maze

i so informed you thusly - or, the one with the broken porch swing.

Prompt: Porch Swing

the only thing more beautiful - or, the one in the rain.

Prompt: Rainy Day

so hold my heart my love my soul - or the one with cat dad!Eddie.

Prompt: [...] at first sight.

a madman and a minstrel - or, the one where Eddie confesses his feelings for Buck. To Buck.

Prompt: "You're the love of my life."

your sweetness i crave, your lips upon mine - or, the one where Buck is in hospital.

Prompt: Sweet Tooth

you are my very movement, and i your wildest yes - or, the one with the firelight (a.k.a baby's first E fic).

Prompt: Fire and Ice

and i always will - or, the one where Eddie answers the wrong phone.

Prompt: Wrong [...]

you're the one i choose - or, the actor!Buck AU.

Prompt: "I hate it." "No, you don't."

finally, drops about me, on me - or, the one with the brownies.

Prompt: Emergency, Confession, Adventure

all that's best of dark and bright - or, the one with the nightmare.

Prompt: Singing one another to sleep

in different kinds of solitude - or, the one where Chimney (and the 118) lose their collective minds.

Prompt: Encouraging S.O to achieve the goal.

nothing is simple yet nothing is simpler - or, the one where Buck ends up in the E.R. Again.

Prompt: "Did you plan for this to happen."

you're where i stand hearing the sea - or, the one where Eddie accidentally kisses Buck.

Prompt: Keeping someone safe

night strewn salt across the sky - or, the barista!Buck AU.

Prompt: Pumpkin

to the depth and breadth and height - or, five times Eddie makes Buck cry, and the one time Christopher does.

Prompt: [...] +1 things

i am never without it - or, the one where Buck finds a hidden box

Prompt: Trinket

to notice all the shiny things - or, the one with a shirtless Eddie at the beach, and Buck losing his mind

Prompt: [melty face emoji]

i wanna feel the sunshine, shinin' down on me and you - or, the one where Buck accidentally kisses Eddie

Prompt: Fireplace

to beg a boon - or, the one at the carnival

Prompt: Outdoor Event

that show us to our love inevitable - or, the one with the thunderstorm

Prompt: Soothing Touch

for all the words unspoken - or, the one with Only One Bed

Prompt: "Hey! Wake Up!"

give me the love that so freely gives - or, the one where Buck realises what everyone already knows - that he's in love with Eddie.

Prompt: Self Worth/Self Love