#anybody remember me???? lmao

[woozingie]

17:17

pairing: woozi x afab!reader genre: domestic fluff! word count: girl idk i wrote the whole thing on tumblr like a madwoman (again) content warning: mentions of sex, mentions of menstrual cycle, mentions of plans for BABIES, mentions of money management (shudders) lil note: i am currently coming down with yeonjunitis so i am fighting it off with little woozing stories in my head + i made raspberry choco cookies and vegan chocolate cake this afternoon and they're a banger so let's fight off yeonjunitis

"i made cookies," you announce with a single serving plate in one hand and a cup of tea in the other. it's not like woozi didn't hear or smell the cookies coming to life, but the sentence rolls off your tongue as you proudly present your boyfriend with his afternoon tea. he does not look up from the screen but his enthusiasm is sincere when he answers: "nice", he lets out, eyebrows still furrowed in concentration.

you go back to the kitchen to bring your own cup and plate and finally settle down at the dining table next to the busy man. it's nice to have him home, even if he is off doing his own thing. his presence, the little sounds he makes, talking to each other from one room to the other, giving him control of the sound system in the living room and suffering bruno mars on loop; in a relationship doomed to follow his strict rockstar schedule, the little pleasures are priceless. even sunday afternoons spent pouring over your household finances.

"how much was the stand mixer again?" woozi sighs. the look he gives you is half mental fatigue, half accusatory, so when his hand moves in the direction of his homemade cookie, you playfully give it a slap. "who cares, it's already profitable! if you eat from the stand mixer, you must respect the stand mixer." an eye roll and a smirk are the end of that could-have-been argument. "plus," you add, "aren't you like... proper rich? remind me why we're balancing the books when we could be playing video games? watching a movie? working out? having sex? ...napping?"

now you are casting doubt on the whole operation in jihoon's mind. he tentatively half-closes his laptop, stares at the steam coming out of his cup of tea before closing his eyes with a sigh. "everyone should keep up with their spending. if we want to buy a house, we need to be aware of how much we can afford to spend-"

"we could be napping? and/or having sex? remember?" you barely hold your laughter when jihoon closes his eyes and sighs again at your insistence. you know you are weakening his resolve. but this isn't your first time having this exact conversation, and he comes prepared. hot drink in hand, he argues: "what if we buy a house irresponsibly and there's no money left to have a baby? what if i need to keep working a lot to make enough money to pay for all the baby stuff? what's the point of having kids if i'm never there to see them and take care of them? where's the love in forcing you to be a stay at home mother?"

that usually is the point where you fold and take the receipts out of your purse. after seven years of perseverance, patience and devotion, your maternal instincts are getting out of hand and surprisingly, jihoon's apathy towards children has turned into the shy confession of a growing desire to turn your loving dynamic into a little nest for a brand new person. your fingers softly caress his empty hand, heart bursting at the thought of baby yous and baby jihoons running around. but your lover is unaware of your cycle overriding your rational brain this time around. "where's the love in counting money when we could be practicing baby making? my darling? my love? my genius composer? angel voice? and then have a cheeky nap after?" woozi's serious face falls as he laughs, his eyes forming perfect little crescents, the high-pitched sound of his laughter somehow only making your desire more urgent. it's funny the mundane things that turn you on once you know someone so well you've helped them get boogers out of their nostrils.

"yeah okay, i see where you're coming from," still amused, he feigns deep thought, eyebrows reaching for his hairline, pouting as if to say, 'impressive work'. he quickly bites the last of his cookie and gulps down his cup of tea as he stands up, holding the hand that was caressing his to invite you on your merry way to the bedroom.

"wait!" you stop him dead in his tracks. confused, he turns around and looks on as you reach for your phone on the table. "we need to set a timer, i've got a cake in the oven as well." he spits what's left of tea in his mouth and folds in the middle, holding his stomach with one arm: he is in stitches. it's your turn to feign emotion, and you choose outrage at his lack of trust in your financial decisions. "i told you we were making profits from this bloody stand mixer!"

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

I'm sorry but the irony of Nico calling Max unprofessional is sending me so bad like sir there's an entire garage full of people, who were literally in the trenches trying to survive the Brocedes fallout while just doing their jobs, who might have a few things to say about your (& Lewis') level of professionalism at that time 😭✋️

[pondslime]

Favorite Living Dead Dolls

Maggot / Elisa / Frozen Charlotte / Alison Crux / Toxic Molly / Cuddles / Dawn / Revenant / Isabel

[confluencechimera]

sometimes I get in a brain funk like "I'm never going to be able to connect with people on a deep and meaningful level, and I will be forever feel on the outside of groups and alone in this massive universe" and then I have to snap my fingers and put pictures of my friends in front of my brain like I'm trying to get a dog's attention with a treat. like. you're literally 100% incorrect

[en-chi-la-da]

Tbh I think the whole class should get to smooch hajime. It’s what he deserves

im imagining hajime sitting in a kissing booth looking like lucy from peanuts in her psychiatrist booth. kisses are 5 cents. the hajime is IN.

[du-hjarta-skulblaka]

Lately I've been missing my family a bit and I have to keep reminding myself how much I wanted to die literally every day while sharing a house with them lmao like it's. Wild how easy that is to forget

[totopopopo]

genuinely not quite sure why i am so deeply uncomfortable when it comes to telling ppl abt my personal/romantic life. like i want them to know but i also don’t like admitting to anyone out loud that i have emotions, feelings, and/or relations resembling anything beyond superficial interest. i mean jesus. how cringe. they should just intuit it all psychically or something so they can know without me ever having to bring it up myself

[valenthario]

hello.....is anybody still here...........

[br1ghtestlight]

(some of) my absolutely ridiculous object oc notes that i wrote down in an actual notebook for safekeeping & doodles. not even a percentage of a percentage of everything i have written down about them but i like doodling them sometimes on actual paper and its like a "show bible" type of reference book to help..... other people understand the general vibe of the characters?? i have much more in depth notes on various online platforms because of course lmao

[neemso]

[VIDEO DESCRIPTION] Pmatga clips with Pacster eating stuff in the show as this song plays in the background. [END OF VIDEO DESCRIPTION]

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The fact i completely forgot to repost this video of mine here says a lot about me. 🗿

[luminouslotuses]

when will we finally start being normal about asian people

[msommers]

🗡️ for riya and meredith and ellana!!

muah muah ty // character danger meme

RIYA

raw power: ★★★★★ — i won't hear any logical arguments on her realistically being closer to a 4 right now due to level bc 1) she's my babygirl, 2) most of her entire deal is having bonkers bananas offensive magic bc of the powerful, aggressive nature of her mana, 3) she can feel me giving her a good score thru the multiverse and she deserves a lil pat on the head rn formal training: ★★★☆☆ — okay, this one can truly get a +1 or -1 depending on how you look at it. because she would have had so much training between the college of magi basics and her decision to get into the tourney life, and her mother would've ensured she had the very best teachers! but also it's riya, so much of her prowess comes from pure instinct and impulse. combat experience: ★★★☆☆ — she had a decent amount between everything to do with the grand tourney and the nevarran privilege of more exciting training exercises in the circle. then i added an extra point because the party's been through a good deal of battles so far, and i'm sure that'll be maxed out before the campaign ends if riya makes it that far lmao willingness to kill: ★☆☆☆☆ — i'd give this a half star if i could. like she's going to fight and she will hurt people if the situation calls for it, but fully killing somebody is a last resort. she'd probably let her own ass get beat for a while before giving in tbh previous victims: ☆☆☆☆☆ — she was FRAMED!!!

MEREDITH

answered here!

ELLANA

raw power: ★☆☆☆☆ — she's so sexy and cool and good with daggers but most of her power comes from the tempest elixirs and we all know it. also her heart but that doesn’t help much in combat, i GUESS. formal training: ★★☆☆☆ — i imagine that she spent a good few years apprenticed under one of the senior hunters of her clan to gather the basics, and then earned the rest of her learning through personal experience. combat experience: ★★★☆☆ — i'll count her years spent hunting to provide for the clan, and then she more than likely had a few skirmishes with groups of humans that decided to take up arms against her clan for just being around, as they're wont to do. willingness to kill: ★★★★☆ — will more often than not gravitate towards the most merciful choice, but she's a protector first and foremost and if that calls for somebody to be taken tf out 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ guess they gotta go! she'll send a prayer to falon'din for them on the way out. previous victims: ★☆☆☆☆ — she probably took out one or two or a few of those humans trying to stir up trouble with her clan, yeah.

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

Daryl unserious compilation. That's it, that's all there is.

[keeps-ache]

heghhehheghe i've had a soda

[cactusdodes]

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[artdecosupernova-writing]

Find the Word Game VI

tagged by: @oh-no-another-idea!! my words: explanation, people, lightbulb, time tagging: @sleepy-night-child and @drippingmoon and @oh-no-another-idea right back! also anyone who wants to lol your words: read, live, lead, close, wound, present

explanation (Rebirth)—

Thrive clinked his mug against Warren's. "Would you like an explanation?"

"You know, I'd love one," Warren said, taking a hearty gulp of the champagne. The bubbles tickled his nose but he enjoyed the overall sweetness. "But feel free to leave me in the dark some more if you'd like."

Though the words were passive-aggressive, the tone was anything but. To make this clear, he waggled his eyebrows over the rim of the mug.

people (Warpath)—

When Warren looked back, Cascidi was making his way over to them, finishing off the drink in his hand and dropping the empty glass onto a tray passing through the crowd. Scot gave Warren a purposeful lift of his eyebrows and stepped away, blending into the river of people flowing around them.

"The Great and Powerful Jasper Cascidi," Warren said warmly once Cascidi got close enough to hear him. "Man, I never thought I would enjoy a circus show so much."

When Cascidi's smile widened, his dimples deepened, and his eyes sparkled with pride. "Yeah? I'm flattered."

lightbulb (Eternal)—

[Thrive] made his way to a central room with a large table standing in the middle. The glass on the surface was cracked but still intact, and he placed his palm down onto it to repair it. The cracks filled in and the lights inside rose to full power. He lifted his hand and a stuttering projection spread into the air, the colors of sunsets and oceans, illuminating the entire area with an eerie bloom.

"Give me a few moments to find the Watcher network."

"Sure."

Thrive worked in silence, occasionally slapping the side of the machine to get it to come back on.

"Bet it's weird using those after all this time," Warren said.

"You haven't the faintest idea," Thrive murmured, distracted.

time (Aurora)—

"I've just received word from DeCosta," [Thrive] said when Warren entered the bridge after a fitful sleep. "She would like us to look over the commander's strategy and give any input before they arrive from Earth."

"Sure," Warren said, dropping himself into a chair. "Whatever they want."

Thrive glanced at him. "...Would you like to go out on a date with me?"

Brows knotting in confusion, Warren tapped the console to lift the lights on the bridge. "I'd like nothing more but you're a little late with the proposal, aren't you?"

"Not if we accomplish two things at once." Thrive set the tablet on his lap. "I'll admit it gives me no joy to use quality time with you for another purpose as well, however..."

"I understand," Warren said in earnest. "Honestly, any time at all with you would be great."