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[invertebake]

THANK YOU THANK YOU JUDT SAW THIS

1364. Ant Farm

[skittle-is-little]

went insane

drew 117 ants

tag yourself

[moeroy]

"yay it's snowing!!!" Um did you check under the snow? Under the snow?

Have you been bitten recently? A lost species of ants used to hide under the snow in Sweden and would bite any people passing by. These bites would cause the person to go insane, and slowly become an ant. Because how else would the population grow?

Fortunately a shipping container traveling to the United States accidentally obtained these snow ants before. So now they are invasive. Did you check ALL the snow? Eventually they developed to eventually camouflage eventually into the snow.

So around the beginning of the 20th century there were mass disappearances because of these ants. But ants are good. Although eventually the human immune system started to detect these bites and fought back, curing the illness.

This fascinated the ants, so they burrowed under peoples houses to spy on them. But then they hath all passed away from ye olde spanish flu.

[the-ants]

ANTS!!!!!!!!! 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

ANTSS

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12:    permutations spongesquare squaresponge    3/4738381338321616896    (3/95428956661682176)

anyway that put me in a Mood, and combined with my other recent post it reminded me of an experiment I’ve been pondering for years

google hits for the various permutations of ordering the individual words within ‘Spongebob Squarepants’:

Spongebob Squarepants - 35,900,000 but that one’s kinda expected, not what I’m interested in. Squarepants Spongebob - 843,000 but see below Bobpants Spongesquare - 3,680 Spongepants Squarebob - 2,550 Squarebob Spongepants - 989 Spongesquare Bobpants - 516 Bobsponge Squarepants - 443 Bobsponge Pantssquare - 433 Bobsquare Spongepants - 128 Bobpants Squaresponge - 104 Pantssquare Bobsponge - 83 Squaresponge Bobpants - 55 Pantsbob Squaresponge - 54 Spongepants Bobsquare - 53 Bobsquare Pantssponge - 36 Pantsbob Spongesquare - 33 Spongebob Pantssquare - 10 Spongesquare Pantsbob - 7 Squaresponge Pantsbob - 6 Squarepants Bobsponge - 5 Pantssquare Spongebob - 5 Pantssponge Bobsquare - 3 Squarebob Pantssponge - 1 Pantssponge Squarebob - 1

Squarepants Spongebob gets a ton of false positives from things like The Origin of SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants: The Complete First Season (DVD)

also literally like half of these are the titles of YTPs or other forms of youtube shitpost

here’s a chart of all the positions and how many times each word appears in them though (again, excluding those first two lines for being basically irrelevant to this exercise):

1 2 3 4 Sponge 3136 941 4835 283 Bob 4824 1087 715 2569 Square 1056 775 3152 4212 Pants 179 6392 493 2131

[aussie-roadkill]

“I’m pretty sure [a bite from D.Gigas] is gonna be even more painful than fire ants”

well yes, a bite would be, fire ants have pitiful mandibles, a bite will just tickle, but they sting, and Dinomyrmex don’t have stingers so all they can do is bite. It’d be a sharp pinch, but nothing agonising

[confundida25]

About antman and the wasp  **spoilers**

Thing i like 

Hank Pym ego, like in the movie a former college call him an unsuferable dIva, a power hungry, knowing all and he never made anything that make us believe he is exagerating, and that´s the Hank Pym i love

Janet Van dyme, like everytime she is on screen i cry, she is perfect. 

Luis commedy is the best comedy of all marvel, i don´t remember laugh so much in a marvel movie 

the super power of make things small and big shine in the movie, they change sizes soooo much, the giant ant¡¡ OMG THE GIANT ANTS¡¡ THE TINY LAB! THE TINY CARS!! 

Luis driving the tiny cars and changing size like a boss, give that man a suit 

The hole “family bussines” hope and Hank has a great dinamic, best father-daughter duo 

GIANT ANTSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Scot and Hope, like, you totally buy their kind of romance, specially in the scene in the lab when hope is talking about how hard was to grow without  her parents and how scott just ruin everything betwen them and Scott just apologize and come back to his “I need to be a better dad for my daughter, she is the must important person to me and i would do anything for her” and you could see hope tiny hearth glow like... yea i´m gonna forgive you because despise everything you are a good dad and that really resanote with me because i just to have a crappy father 

YOU DON´T UNDERSTEAND THE ANTSS WERE GIANTIC 

The cuantum realm was really nice 

By the end they be friends with the villain of the movie, is such a small detail but in the t.v show and some comics hank has this big deal about reabilitate criminals and i don´t know... i like it 

Wasp was totally amazing and Scott was her sidesick 

Thing i don´t like/doesnt understeand about antman and the wasp 

We know that Scot have money problems because he was in prision and they make really clear that his bussines with Luis isnt goin well, So how on earth he can afford that freaking house?? a two floor mansion with garden and balconyes??? HOW???? 

OOOOO BUBUUUUUU I MUST PAST TWO YEARS LOCKING IN MY FRREAKING TWO FLOOR MANSION WITH A BATERY AND VIDEOGAMES AND JUNK FOOD, HOT WATER, LAPTOP AND CABLE TV POOR OF ME. 

Like seriusly.... it could be a much more  simpatetic caracther if he remains lock in the crappy apartment he has in the first movie or something alike, because i never feel sorry for him locking in his mansion. 

all the POC are or a bad guy or a comic relief... yes that happend... ITS annoying me a little..... i supose i had to live with that.... 

Janet Van Dyme perfect hair and makeup when they find her, 30 years lost and she look stunning!! Just janet things i guess

The FBI agents are to nice with scott, they never are mean or nothing, no, they just do their jobs and go to his mansion totally normal size house when the alarm sound, he even joke with them and play goffy around, i never felt the threat of the FBI agents, they act like mad teachers no real cops, if the cops come to my house for a federal crime i would be terrified, i don´t wanna said its feel like a white thing... but yea... 

WHAT THE HELL MAYBE YOUR COMPANY WOULD NOT BROKE IF YOU DIDN´T EXPENT YOUR MONEY IN A SUPPER SIZE HOUSE SCOTT 

[whitehowthesnow]

Entendo agora porque sinto tanta diferença de antes. Antss eu namorava, então eu fugia do meus problemas e de questões que tinha a resolver, eu ia pra casa dele. Ninguém sabia onde era, ficava longe de tudo e de todos. Ninguém me achava, nem acharia se procurasse. Usava ele de refúgio. Podia fugir e me deitar na cama dele, ficar olhando o céu pela janrla e esquecer tudo o que tava acontecendo. Agora não. Agora tengo que lidar simultaneamente com toda e qualquer questão que me aparece. Não tenho para onde fugir, nem mesmo que eu precise... Tenho meu quarto de isolante, mas não é o bastante. Acho nada é o bastante para mim, sempre pareço insatisfeita com tudo.

[oddvanilla]

Oh no

1. I'm REALLY easily injured 😭 not because I'm sensitive, but because I'm always risking my life for unnecessary stuff💔💔 (my last injury was probably just now because I bit my finger and now it's bleeding???)

2. I managed to get a 97.8% average on my report card even after NOT doing any homework for all subjects (I SWEAR IT'S REAL)

3. I have something against ants😡😡 my friend picked up an ant and named it "Timothy" and made it a little home in the desk, but it wasn't 2 minutes before I violently and brutally killed it by stabbing Timothy 16 times with the sharp point of my pencil. If any of you are ants, beware. I will find you, I promise I will. And when I do, you're going to have to run. But you can't hide. Antss😊😊

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