#antisocialmedia-asm

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if you're currently wondering about the state of Big Slappy, feel free to visit this website at any time: https://isbigslappybanned.din.red/

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[oscconfessions]

people REALLY should read Battle For Dream Island But Non-Canon by @antisocialmedia-asm , especially if you like longfics and angst and really good mysteries and lore and writing and want to see the bfdi contestants (especially the more underrated ones) expanded beyond just being a silly bfdi character AND if you want to see some of the TPOT rcs compete and have personalities and characters of their own

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33505234/chapters/84110842

idk guys its just a really good read and the guy who wrote it is like incredibly cool so maybe give it a shot

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[quotes-of-dreamland]

Well, now that my secrets have been revealed, I shall add this: Back when the blog went crazy I was the "Hell Anon", and I was also the ORIGINAL Wide Dedede anon, I swear I'm not lying, also, if you're wondering when Spiders, Shocks, and Spiraling will get updated, the answer is when I stop procrastinating and do something for once, and I've barely worked on Chapter 2 at all, sorry

:O

the legend is real and they continue their mastery...

- Mod Taranza

[thehoodedproxy]

axe knight & trident knight, no masks

i seen someone wanted the same thing i did, so i decided to draw it myself cuz yeah, galacta, morpho, meta, & dark meta are all the same species as these two & THEY get to be drawn without masks, so why not these two!

 also i can never find a piece of art that ain’t fan drawn that has trident knights eyes so i just went with red

[incorrectwingsoffire]

Turtle: Alright I just need you to sign here and here and the divorce will be finalized and we can take it into court

Anemone: Alright let me just *takes of bracelet and writes with it*

Turtle: Wha-what is that?

Tamarin: It’s her “Perfect Princess Pen Bracelet” and it’s why we’re getting a divorce

[prayforlawnchairs]

@antisocialmedia-asm When You Reach Me?

worst book you were forced to read in school?

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beat Pokemon Scarlet, it was fun, figured I might as well show you my team

(I didn't actually have Gholdengo, Spot #6 was whatever pokemon I was evolving to complete the pokedex, Gholdengo is only there because I did actually get 999 Gimmighoul coins to evolve it into Gholdengo and want to tell someone)

STRING CHEESE CREATURE

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youtube. com/watch ?v=e3XDUYgFzCk

someone made a mashup of all the boss themes, thought you might like it

it's giving me a 404 error ;n; i appreciate you thinking of me though!

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"Hey, I'll have you know that Hole Puncher is the best dancer I've ever seen" -a sentence I have spoken in my life now

WHO IS HOLE PUNCHER

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if rock not edible, why candy

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Why listen to laws when you could, instead, turn the Geneva Convention into the Geneva Checklist?

ANTI NO

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Speaking of SPM, this game has now, officially, been the first game to legitimately creep me out, and, shockingly, it wasn't Mimi

oh???

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On top of eating islands, she also: Has attempted murder on one individual more then 5 times, speaks perfect Spanish, can fly, swim through lava, breath in space, and communicate with eldritch beings, she's the B tier one of the duo.

DORA THE EXPLORER????

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I'm imagining that the register where he had the idea is blocked off with those red rope posts things they use at the red carpet and celebrity houses like "And this is where America peaked, moving on"

ideologically i dont agree with the united states but they kinda went off with

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okay so I got bored in history and doodled a funky little robo dude with a lightbulb on his head and thought of a metroidvania-style game where you have no weapon and the only abilities you pick up are ones that help you dodge better, the funky little robo dude would be in a dark abandoned lab and you spend the entire game exploring it, getting attacked by rogue experiments and security systems, if you got caught in the dark it's insta-death, and while you can use the lightbulb to brighten (1/2)

!!!!! THIS RULES HOLY SHIT

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think my skeleton is trying to hatch rn

THAT IS CONCERNING