#anti-Sam Evans

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God I hate Bram so much. You can’t even get away from it when looking for Brittana fics. Idk why on earth anyone would want to write about Bram or even think Brittany was remotely into him when she looked so bored and dead inside the entire time they dated. Also Sam isn’t hot he’s weird asf

[dropoutconfessions]

some of you can only appreciate Sam, Jammer, and K through their relationships with Evan, and its getting annoying. I know that a lot of s1 was revolving around Evans possession, but come on, it's so frustrating to see almost every post about magical misfits be about "evan and _". K and Sam are literally childhood friends! Jammer watches Sams streams!

i promise that if you explore other dynamics within the party, their bonds with Evan are not gonna disappear.

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[hevanderson]

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#yall are delusional#i have SO much beef with duets idcccccc#i’m not about to pretend that i don’t#one of the homophobia eps of all time and i’ll say that!!!

literally literally literallyyyy. let me second that with my whole heart. once upon a time about 3 years ago i decided to put on a random lil fun glee episode and picked duets and i ended up with so much hate in my heart lmao. mostly for finn. it fucking sucks and made me mad and also just sad for kurt

also river deep mountain high is overrated, just to keep being controversial lol. but its my truth

im looking up "anti finn hudson" on my blog archive and the whole month of october 2020 is just about 2x04 alksjfsdlkfs

i feel youuuuuuuuu!!!

and i think that i realize now that people think fondly of finn bc of cory. but i feel like its important to separate cory from finn when it comes to perception of the two of them. we as a society should be smart enough to know that cory and finn are NOT the same people

also i just hate that they basically put exactly ONE banger in the ep (le jazz hot) and expect us to forgive for every other atrocity that happened in the ep

like how can people TRULY watch finn be homophobic on sam’s behalf towards his own brother and be okay with it???? “No means no” but finn is the only one actually saying no in this equation. like how did they frame an entire ep around making kurt feel bad about liking a boy. (though i shouldn’t be surprised they love doing that)

it feels honestly like sometimes, finn wants to erase every kindness that anyone ever shows kurt

i’m with you on the duets beef foreverrrrrr

[sapphic-agent]

¿Have you noticed that the relationships Rachel has later in the series were actually also Mercedes's?

Kurt as a best friend.

Santana as a rival.

Sam as a love interest.

YES.

I will forever be angry that they replaced Kurtcedes with Hummelberry. Mercedes was the first person Kurt came out to and the first one to support him. They weren't the IT bffs of seasons 1&2 for the writers to ignore that. Especially because Rachel wasn't a good friend to him.

I mean she wasn't really a good friend to anyone (except Blaine and sometimes Quinn), but for Kurt it feels worse. They were fine in season 2, but from seasons 3+ it felt like a straight white woman treating her "gay best friend" as an accessory. She was especially awful to him when they lived together, always dismissing him and talking down to him. The Kurt Hummel I knew never would have agreed to be her roommate, he couldn't stand her ass in season 1 and even though they were friends in season 2, she still annoyed tf outta him.

She was awful to everyone in season 5- Santana, Carmen, her coworkers, etc.- but Kurt really got the brunt of it. One thing I hate is that they took away his backbone. This was the kid who stood up for himself against Karofsky, someone 3x his size, even after being assaulted and threatened. Having him put up with Rachel's bullshit?? No way.

Santana and Mercedes had such a good relationship. Santana getting stuck with Rachel and Kurt made no sense. I would have much rather watched Santana make her own way. She didn't get to do much, it felt like the writers only kept her there for Rachel's benefit, not her own.

(Sending Brittany to New York would have been way funnier. She would have driven Rachel and Kurt crazy. I would have preferred that over her staying behind in season 4, that made no sense. How did she get to senior year if she never went to class??)

To be fair about Samchel, that's just Sam being a hoe. He's the only one who's dated the entire Unholy Trinity (Puck slept with them, but didn't date them) and he's dated every one of the original ND girls except Tina (Tina stays losing gg)

[daisyishedwig]

I've been rewatching season 6 of Glee (because I enjoy pain, I guess) and I keep fast-forwarding through the Schue and Rachel scenes that don't have any of the characters I love in it, but I fucking forgot about the Samchel storyline this season which means my love for Sam Evans is forcing me to watch so much Rachel and I hate it.

They really did Sam dirty by shoving him in a relationship with Rachel and not letting him just be with Mercedes or actively wooing her the way Kurt is wooing Blaine. And it makes me stand even more strongly by my statement that Samcedes is the only straight ship on Glee that matters.

[kismetconstellations]

Kurt Hummel & Quinn Fabray

Kurt Hummel

OTP: I can't say that I have one. I ship Kurt with a variety of men, and none of them named Blaine, but I don't believe that there's a true standout. Though, I do tend to lean toward Kurt/Dave Karofsky. All of the missed and wasted potential there pains me when I think too hard on it. BroTP: Kurt and Mercedes Jones, how I miss you. Kurt and Finn Hudson and Kurt and Sam Evans also have some sweet moments. OT3: Nothing comes to mind. NoTP: Kurt/Blaine Anderson. I wasn't a fan when the show was airing, am currently not a fan nearly a decade after it's ended, and never will be a fan.

Quinn Fabray

OTP: Quinn/Rachel Berry. Was it consistently written? No. But, the chemistry between Dianna Agron and Lea Michele was off the charts from the moment these characters first interacted onscreen, and I've yet to see a heterosexual explanation that truly justifies Quinn's absolutely heartbroken reaction when Rachel nods a tentative affirmative that she was "singing that song just for Finn and only Finn". BroTP: Quinn and Sam, Quinn and Mercedes (yet another good thing that Ryan Murphy and Co. tossed aside and left to rot), Quinn and Artie Abrahams, and, tentatively and primarily in fanfiction where it's handled well, Quinn and Santana Lopez. OT3: I suppose Sam/Quinn/Rachel, maybe? I know that Santana/Quinn/Rachel is another popular one, but my feelings toward romantic Quinn/Santana are very mixed. NoTP: Quinn/Finn, Quinn/Noah Puckerman, and basically Quinn/Any man the show ever tried to pair her with who isn't Sam. (And, even then, I align completely with the headcanon that Quinn is a repressed lesbian.)

Thank you so very much for asking! ❤ I apologize if any of my answers are lackluster, or not particularly interesting.

[andromedasummer]

actually its good sam hit evans out again because i. dont like him. god bles. every tongue that rises against new zealand covid restrictions shall fall.

[fabulus-gayness]

Sam and Blaine can easily sing all of Klaine's love duets, but on the contrary, no matter how hard he tries, Kurt will never be able to sing Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go with Blaine and have the same effect as Sam. This is why Blam will always be superior to Klaine.

Disagree? ✨ Suck it up ✨

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The best Glee season 4 moment will forever be Santana’s roast of Sam in Diva right before she completely demolishes him. Not that he’s even worthy of singing a duet with someone on her level

[dropoutconfessions]

zero media literacy: mismag is a love letter to hp

surface level media literacy: mismag is a fuck you to hp

actual media literacy: mismag is a parody of hp that in many ways failed to accomplish what it wanted to do, in large part because of the exclusion of trans women as major voices in its creative process

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[hevanderson]

[marley-bean]

If you’re so against quick, who do you ship Quinn and Puck with?

I ship Puck with jail 💀. I don’t ship him with anyone, because I wouldn’t do that to the characters. Even Artie

Quinn is interesting. I think of all her boyfriends, she loved Sam the most even though she cheated on him. (But that’s just Dianna and Chord’s chemistry and friendship). I’ve become a Faberry shipper. So Faberry and Fabrevans

[angelhummel]

I think that’s why I like Sam most out of the ND guys, after Kurt and Blaine. He was a decent human being, who looked after his family and friends.

Because he didn’t care that they were gay, and wanted to be their friends no matter what. He didn’t care about singing duets with gay guys, in a way it bothered Finn or Puck. Finn is just an awful person/character.

Look how Sam cared for Blaine in season 4, helping him out when no one else was there for him.

He’s just decent, so much better than Finn.

i mean i dont even think puck was that bad. i know he had his 'lol no homo' moments in s1 but like. he sings more duets with finn than anyone else lmao. but again we know thats okay bc it's two super manly masculine str8 guys and not a gay guy which is embarrassing and cringe

also literally two episodes after duets, where finn is making such a fucking stink about two guys singing a song in front of JUST the glee club, guess what happens?? artie and puck sing a duet literally in front of half the school in the courtyard AND GET PAID FOR IT. sooo fucking embarrassing wow finn thanks for helping run kurt out of mckinley <3 our hero

also fuck. imagine blaine being depressed in s4 and sam being like 'hey. cheer up. im popular, ok? :)' bc thats literally finn in s2 alksfjdlks

'i can do more good for him being on the team' ok but... you're not. so what good are you? questions that have left scientists baffled since 2010

[tuiyla]

Can I ask how you feel about platonic Samtana? Both in the context of the show and fanon. I think the golden retriever and black cat energy is soooo fun, especially when it’s chaotic best friends rather than lovers.

Sure thing, Anon.

So Samtana used to be one of my favourite Santana broships, probably the favourite at one point tbh. I've since then started having conflicted feelings about Sam and that's the main reason I'm of two minds on Samtana, too. I guess I just... don't Love Sam when really thinking about his character in the context of the whole show. Rewatching season 2 I remembered that oh yeah he's actually pretty cool there and a ch I could get behind but I think the flip-flopping with who he actually was is overall to the detriment, well if not his whole character then certainly my perception of him. By no means do I hate him but I find a lot of the things most of the fandom considers endearing and charming pretty annoying. Put another way, I'd like to view him as a golden retriever, I'm just not sure that's my actual reading of him as presented in canon. That's not to say he can't be that to you or anyone else, mind.

I had that whole disclaimer about Sam himself because it informs how I feel about the Samtana friendship. I'd like to love them and you know, I believe there's a version, more like a headcanon version that I do love. Just as I can make any Santana friendship work in my head because I have a primal need for it. Sad thing is, I'd like to think they had an actual bro thing going on in season 3 and the sweet scene in 3x08 is exactly how I want their dynamic to be. But then season 4 happened and Bram happened and, you know. And to be clear, even in the context of the Samtana friendship I don't think Bram is inherently and wholly the problem itself, I think it's the execution. And how obnoxious Sam was about the whole thing, and how Samtana have virtually no interaction past that season 4 finale therefore not giving me anything to base a later friendship revival on. So I suppose that's the show side of things. I'd love to touch more on the main beats they get in canon, particularly season 2, but I feel like that'd be a different convo we absolutely can have another day.

But. I like to believe in Glee friendship and I especially love Santana broships. The show can pry them from my dead cold hands. So in terms of fanon, I still am for a Samtana friendship. The golden retriever/black cat energy feels apt lol, in a way. In my headcanon, Samtana's main point of connection is what we see in that one 3x08 scene, that Sam sees Santana's insults for what they are. I just, love the idea of Sam laughing it off and seeing through her, seeing that she really did miss him so much. Santana is in desperate need of people who see through her bullshit and Sam, for the most part, seems so impervious to Santana's silly insults. And that's a really fun dynamic for me where Santana wouldn't ever admit it but she grows fond of Sam's quirks and the things she calls lame about him, and despite the harsh front she puts up Sam still likes hanging with her because oh, Santana, she's just being funny. Look at their library scene in Comeback, they could have been such a hilarious duo where Santana tries her best to really offend Sam but half the time he doesn't even get what the burn is supposed to be.

Related to this but on an entirely headcanon level, I like to think of Santana as a secret dork. Well, not so secret if we're honest, but also a bit of a closeted nerd. And unlike the flannel closet this ain't one she's coming out of, but she does eventually bond with Sam over nerdiness when opinions just sort of start to spill out of her, revealing that she knows more about Sam's topics than she cared to admit. These conversations about favourite superheroes and such are always framed with Santana being in opposition to Sam because she only cares to discuss nerd culture when she vehemently disagrees with his takes. Sam doesn't mind because in these rare instances when she reveals she does know and care about nerd stuff, "lame" stuff, Santana shows such a genuine, unfiltered part of herself. And Sam just thinks that's neat. In public, she ruthlessly makes fun of him for impressions and Navi speak and all that but in private she will fight him on Captain America Civil War. A bit like this cute fanart that @randomcanbian had commissioned.

So... platonic Samtana, you say? Canon kind of soured it for me, as is the way with Glee, but I still believe and despite it all I evidently still hold it close to my heart. If only in my own headcanon, but still. I'm not sure how the brotana ships rank for me rn but I guess I'm always gonna hold a soft spot for Samtana even when I'm not sure how to feel about Sam. I think that damn "I missed you too, Santana" scene sealed it for me.

[steelbluehome]

I have a model of a ship and a ship in a bottle, any one who looks at them gets a tiny touch of scurvy. I know they're trying to colonize the kitchen, there's a plate with a little rowboat on it. I think they might be running a slave trade of Lego people. I have a Cap, Sam, Bucky and Tony and they keep disappearing and losing their clothes.

We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this