#anti valentine's day

[stelacole]

anti valentine's day starters

﹡ ❝ valentine's day is so dumb. ❞ ﹡ ❝ i shot cupid﹗ ﹡ ❝ i shot cupid cause i don't wanna fall in love again. ❞ ﹡ ❝ love is just so pointless. ❞ ﹡ ❝ i used to love valentine's day, but getting dumped on valentine's day takes it's toll on you i guess﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ what’s even the point of trying to find someone at this point﹖ ❞ ﹡ ❝ did you know that instead of love, most finnish people celebrates their friendships on valentine's day﹖ ❞ ﹡ ❝ i honestly think valentine’s day is pointless. people get dumped and then they cry﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ valentine’s day is such a scam of a holiday. ❞ ﹡ ❝ everything is always so pink on valentine's day. i hate it﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ if cupid dares to come near me, i will end that annoying twat﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ i don't hate love. i just hate valentine's day. ❞ ﹡ ❝ who needs a boyfriend/girlfriend/partner when i have my cat﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ i am so much better off without him/her/them﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ i want to give them a candy heart that says "i hate you"﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ yeah, i kind of threw up in my mouth at the thought of being proposed on valentine's day. ❞ ﹡ ❝ all this love is making me want to vomit﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ what i need is for this damn valentine's day to be over already﹗ ❞

[liaromancewriter]

Anti Valentine

Premise: Cassie and Max commiserate each other on their most hated day.

Book: Open Heart (post series) Characters: Cassie Valentine (F!MC), Max Valentine (M!OC) Pairing: Ethan Ramsey x F!MC (mentioned only) Format: Text Fic

A/N: This is inspired by @cariantha's Valentine's Day card reblog game and is set in current time. Since Cassie doesn't celebrate V-Day, I thought this was more probable than a card exchange. Submission to @choicesholidays prompt Valentine's Day; @choicesfebruary2024 prompt Anti-Valentine's Day

All Fics & Edits: @bluebelle08 @coffeeheartaddict2 @crazy-loca-blog @lucy-268 @jerzwriter @lady-calypso @mainstreetreader @peonierose @potionsprefect @queencarb @quixoticdreamer16 @justyourusualash @socalwriterbee @tessa-liam @trappedinfanfiction

Submissions: @choicesficwriterscreations @openheartfanfics

[signerjarts]

Yall know what day it is

[shopwitchvamp]

Say what needs to be said this Valentine's Day, with the help of our cute candy shaker keychains 🙅‍♀️💔

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[bombnails]

@glamdbyannick

[stacys-mom-has-got-it-goin-on]

Celebrating Valentine's Day. By eating chocolate & listening to famous anti-Valentine's Day songs like She Hates Me by Puddle Of Mudd, I Don't Want You Back by Eamon & I Hate Everything About You by Three Days Grace

[raelorens-grimoire]

Happy Valentines Day~

today sucks balls n im high as fuck, if ur in love i hope you choke on ur chocolate

[cutiemariecreates]

✨💗🎀R.I.P. LOVE🎀💗✨

[noballoonsinspace]

felt like I was forgetting something about tomorrow but then I remembered oh yeah kind of a big day how could I forget

Happy Dracula eve!!!

[palfriendpatine66]

If you ever have a hard time stomaching the typical Valentine’s Day inspired romance, this low key event/fic collection might just be for you!

What: an collection of fics that go against a stereotypical Valentine’s Day inspired story or romance plot

- open to any content featuring relationships between any Star Wars characters. Authors: tag accordingly Readers: Don’t like the tags? Don’t read.

When: collection will be revealed 2/14 and remain open for authors to add works

Where: <Ao3 collection found here>

FAQ: I don’t get it..?

This is intended to serve as a diverse collection of anti-valentines fics. Want to focus platonic love? Go for it! Character doesn’t need a relationship to define them? Own it! Hate commercialization of holidays? Go off!

Can it still have a happy ending? Absolutely!

Does it have to? Nope!

Feel free to take one of these flipped romance tropes and run with it if you feel inspired

Valentine’s Day breakup

Last kiss/last time

Divorced ever after

Lovers to friends

Proposal rejection

The sex is bad

First date fail

Left at the altar

Falling out of love

Romance is dead

Bloody Valentine

Valentine’s Curse

Direct questions to @downwithlovesw 💕

[bckalleycat]

i never really understood marriage but everyone's enthralled with the idea of it

the only difference between married and unmarried couples are the titles and now there's a piece of paper legally binding you to one another. but outside of that nothing actually changes.

i need a piece of paper to make you commit to me? i need a fancy ceremony to express how much we love each other? you wanna make out in front of our friends and family? no thanks, gag. also you can't testify against your spouse and that kinda gives me blackmail vibes

it's giving yet another capitalistic scheme for cash flow (just like valentine's day) and also it does feel like being leashed and collared. except instead of both the man and woman wearing the collar, it's just the woman. i think i understand where the phrase " the old ball and chain" comes from now (it's plagued me for ages)

[shopwitchvamp]

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🖤Additional clothing types from later in 2022

🖤New! Solid Pink + Pink Plaid Skaters & Midis

All dropping this Thursday! 2/9/23 @ 5PM CT!! 💔witchvamp.com💔

[bombnails]

@nailzbyjrose

[vonplundercat]

She's looking for the perfect guy willing to give his heart away to her!

[magicalshopping]

♡ Anatomical Heart Incense Burner by Charlotte's Clay Shoppe ♡

[sacabambapis666]

ROMANCE WAS MADE UP BY CANDY COMPANIES TO SELL MORE VALENTINES DAY CANDY