#anthony rizzo imagine

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mlb players i write for!

aaron judge:

his masterlist

juan soto

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fernando tatis jr

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emmanuel clase

giancarlo stanton:

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anthony rizzo:

julio rodriguez

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max fried

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dansby swanson:

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[an-ivy-covered-summer]

Yankees declined their 2025 option for Anthony Rizzo. Jed Hoyer, be decent for once and let the man retire in actual pinstripes (we had them first, Yankees)

CAN YOU IMAGINE!? like, i’ve learned not to expect anything from the front office so this sounds like a pipe dream lmao, but I WISH.

honestly, it’s what he deserves. let him be a platoon hitter. help uncurse our first base. be a great mentor on and off the field for the younger folks. RETIRE IN THE CITY THAT WILL ALWAYS LOVE HIM!!!!!!! 😭

jed hoyer, if you’re reading this, you know what to do.

[swiftzeldas]

imagine you’re on the ravages of your home planet and think you’re the only two human beings left living on earth. and then all of a sudden fuckin anthony rizzo is pointing a gun at you. 

that’s what happened to helo and starbuck when they met anders

[aestheticvoyage2024]

Day 299: Friday October 25, 2024 - "A Freddie Freeman"

Started a new tradition tonight with William that I surprisingly fell in love with myself - I had saved 5 or 6 packs of 2024 baseball cards from mid-season for tonight - for the start of the world series, to pull out and open with William. Even if I got his attention for a half minute with it, thatd be fun. But as it was, with the first inning on the TV, and popped corn in the bowl, we sat and opened two packs together. In it, he pulled a Riley Greene card - way to go! I was excited for him, exactly what I needed - thank you baseball gods! I found his little collection box in his closet and opened a few more packs myself, what an old nostalgic dopamine hit!!! How fun! As I opened one deck, Stanton launched a magestic Home Run that stood to be the difference in the game until the 9th. Would be cool if I pull a Stanton card after that, I said. No - Stanton, but I got a Freedie Freeman, maybe he'll be the hero tonight.!"

The thought of a hero was on my mind, in this old timey historic baseball matchup. I had decided I didnt care for anything more from these two teams than just 7 good historic games that gets decided by a no name pinch hitter and a journeyman reliver and somebody wins in a way we call and talk to our friends about.... Its been a fun baseball season. I hope something really great for baseball happens in this next week. Something that everyone can love - even if it is LA and NY. Audrie was giving me some (admitted) pregnancy grump and I had a great idea - "you need to open some baseball cards!" YEA! I loved watching her flip through her pulls and pronounce the names of the guys. Just like a kid - to see who'd you get and how pretty and special they are. I fell back in love with this old forgotten feeling. What a neat trick. Especially at the end of the baseball year, when all but the most important part of the story has been told, but all the characters have been developed and we just need to see how it ends. Audrie pulled an Anthony Rizzo and it made her smile and I thought that was really great. "He's good right?" Totally, I affirmed. He's right there batting right now! And how loved am I, that here's my tired pregnant wife, that understood my enthusiasm and put on a baseball shirt for the world series.... I didnt even do that! I love her so much and it was fun watching with her and Deni (a Dodgers fan).

The game wound up tied in the 9th, as we navigated William's bedtime, and in the 10th the Yankees played old school national league small ball to get in a run. Buth in the bottom of the tenth, Shohei Ohtani loomed large with an opportunity to tie it....but it wasn't Shohei who'd be the hero tonight...itd be Freddie Freeman instead, with two outs and a no doubter to right field. A Game 1 Walk Off. The first ever walkoff grand slam in World Series History. First in History. Check. Game 1 delivered.

And it wasn't long before I was seeing on social echos of the same thing I was telling Audrie about - about Gibson's shot to Right Field against the Athletics in 88. It was my first memorable sports moment. She watched it with me as I told her vividly how my Uncle Ryan was babysitting me and let me stay up late to watch it. It was probably the first real sports moment for me like that, you know because sports wasn't on TV all the time like it is now. I shared with her that probably more than anytihng up to that point, Boxing was the sport most watched in my house. "Really?" ABC Wide World of Sports - yea it was a different time! But imagine how my Uncle Ryan would have been energized by the moment as it built - this Spartan of his generation who 4 years before led the Tigers to the Championship and now here he was hobbled in LA doing something dramatic - a disney moment, and probably the first time I was ever moved by Sports. Audrie and I watched that long at bat, how Gibby fouled off pitches and worked the count, and then launched a shot to the almost exact spot in the right field bleachers as Freeman's tonight. A Game 1 walkoff. It was uncanny. You know, I pulled a Freddie Freeman tonight? Now thats special... A good way to kickoff this world series tradition. A game Id call my friends about in the morning. William came out from his bath with Grammee and wanted to see the end of the game and sat with me after I backed it up and watched bright eyed as Freddie popped his homer and held his hand up in the high and started to run the bases. William promptly squealed and ran around the house. The Dodgers celebrated and we all agreed, I guess we're cheering for the Dodgers this year. Beacuse that was pretty cool.

Song: Shakey Graves - Dearly Departed

Quote: “You're not the first person who was ever confused and frightened and even sickened by human behavior. You're by no means alone on that score. Many, many men have been just as troubled morally and spiritually as you are right now. Happily, some of them kept records of their troubles. You'll learn from them-if you want to. Just as someday, if you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It's a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn't education. It's history. It's poetry.” ~J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

[dreamlandgirlie]

there is a special place in hell for anthony rizzo. imagine getting struck out by KARINCHAK 🥱

[hxvphaestion]

not to judge anyone by their music taste but this playlist really made me listen to uptown funk for the first time in like 4 years i-

[drabblemesilly]

Anthony Rizzo #3

Requested by Anon:  Do you think you could do another Anthony Rizzo imagine? Something like where he asks you to be his girlfriend after you ask him why he was jealous that someone else was flirting with you? Love your imagines💕 keep up the good work! 😊

*HIII! Thank you so much for this, you all know I love our MLB boys. This is not as angsty as you might have wanted but it’s cute and I love it. I hope you enjoy this one. :)*

Word count: 854

The solid bang of the car door broke the silence but not the tension that has been following you and Anthony Rizzo for more than twenty-four hours now. With the way he frowned and muttered under his breath, you’d think he didn’t just hit a home run that clinched their win. He looked like someone just told him he was now forbidden to play baseball. And if you go by the way he was pouting, you’d say a five year old just outsmarted him in Scrabble.

“Okay,” you turned to him before he had the chance to drive off, “tell me what’s up so we can fix whatever it is that’s bothering you.”

He quirked an eyebrow at you, his lips forming a thin line, “what?”

Squinting, you gave him your Sherlock Holmes-esque stare, “I know you, Anthony Rizzo,” you wagged a finger at him, “what’s bothering you?”

“You know you have to tell me what’s up, right? Eventually?” you reached out to touch his arm, “it’s not that hard, boo, we’ve shared feelings and emotions before.”

You have known Anthony Rizzo for as long as he has loved baseball. Fun fact: you actually met on the first day of a sports camp for the littlest of kids. He was this bushy eyebrowed boy who just kept on running around and you were the little girl who stopped him by smacking him with a plastic baseball bat.

You tell people that’s how his love affair with baseball started; Lord knows that’s how your love affair with him started… not that he knows that or anything. You’re just his best friend.

Always his best friend.

“Is it the cancer?” you asked, voice as small as it could possibly be, you have always automatically thought of the worst. If you think hard enough, you could still taste the blood filling your mouth when he called you at two in the morning to tell you that he was diagnosed with Hodgkin’s lymphoma.

You’ve never wanted to quit college until you heard him say, “I’m scared.”

Back to the present, a very cancer-free Anthony Rizzo looked at you incredulously, “what the fuck, it’s not the cancer.”

You grinned, feeling like you just won the lottery, “so you are thinking about something,” leaning over to him, you smoothed the lines between his eyebrows, “you are bothered by something,” leaning even closer, you stuck your nose to his cheek, “tell me,” you pushed, “tell me, tell me, tell meeeee.”

Tony rolled his eyes before muttering something under his breath.

“What did you say?”

He huffed, “I said just go back to the boy with a blue shirt.”

Boy with a –

“Whaaat?” you scrunched your nose, looking at him to explain, “what boy with a blue shirt, like who even?”

OH.

MY.

GOSH.

“Stop it,” you laughed, playfully punching him, “Anthony Rizzo you are so funny,” you giggled even more, pointing behind you, “did you mean the guy who asked me if I knew where the bathroom was? The guy from yesterday?”

He scoffed, “he was so flirting with you.”

You leaned back, still grinning at him, “I didn’t know ‘where is the bathroom’ is code word for ‘girl, you’re hot’ now,” you shrugged, “you’re funny.”

For the first time in a while, he cracked a wacky smile, “he was flirting with you, you oblivious girl.”

“He was not,” you snorted, “he looked like a dad.”

He smirked, “what, dad’s can’t flirt now?”

You smacked him playfully once again, “shut up.”

“For the record,” he glanced at you before looking out at the road, “if I were a dad – a single dad – I’d totally flirt with you.”

“You’re crazy.”

He shrugged, “but you’ve always been oblivious, so okay.”

“I’m not oblivious.”

“Hmm,” he shrugged again, “you’re kinda dense.”

“I hate you so much right now,” you laughed, “I am not dense.”

He sighed, “my first foundation gala,” he started, “I asked you to come with me, remember?”

You smiled at the memory. It’s always a good time with Anthony Rizzo.

“And?”

“And you said,” he drawled, “it’s always a good time with my best friend.”

“It is, though,” you answered him softly.

Anthony looked at you, his eyes sweeping your face, “I’ve always wanted you to say ‘it’s always a good time with my boyfriend’.”

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.

“What did you just say?”

He gave you another soft smile, “potato, potahto, best friend, boyfriend, it works both ways.”

“Did you just say you wanted to be my boyfriend?”

Another shrug, like he’s not changing both your lives at this very moment, “I’ve wanted to be your boyfriend maybe for as long as I’ve wanted to win the World Series.”

Never in your life did you imagine that this would happen. Ever.

“Are you punking me?” you asked, sounding a little bit breathless.

“No,” he shook his head.

“Are you gonna ask me out?” well, you know, you’re not one to turn down this opportunity.

Anthony turned so he can face you fully, “do you want me to?” he asked, breathing slowly.

You nodded, like you were gasping for air, “yeah.”

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[corruptedforce]

Is there any fandom you regret exploring?

Have you ever developed an OC for a certain fandom?

What are you looking for in a ship?

Do you tend to focus on shipping or do you not care at all?

Questions for the Mun // @hxdrostorm // Accepting!

Is there any fandom you regret exploring?

I want to say no, because of the connections I made with some people, over the years, and the chance to develop characters that honestly are like a part of me now. 

Glee was honestly insanely toxic, but I have a close friend for 10+ years, and despite the fact that the actor is problematic, the character isn’t and I wrote Noah Puckerman for a very long time, and I will always have a little bit of him, in me. 

Harry Potter, I have friends that I will love forever and I will love James Potter and Harry Potter and despise Severus Snape for all eternity. So much of me as a writer comes from writing James, for as long as I did.  He doesn’t come to me as easily as he once did, but James/Lily are my OTP of all OTP’s, and I would never have met @possiblypadme, who I could not imagine not knowing.

Sons of Anarchy could be a mess, but Jax Teller is my favorite fictional character of all time, and Sons of Anarchy is my favorite show. It was something that got me through a horrible time, so I can’t watch it easily anymore, but I love everything about Jax and met some wonderful people, again. I could not have developed Jax without having the Wendy and Tara that I did for so long, and am endlessly grateful to people like Vesta and Lisa, who I know how to find on Discord but not on Tumblr now lol. 

Vikings could be a mess, but I played Ragnar, Bjorn, King Ecbert, Alfred, Hvitsert, Father Cuthbert, Judith, Aethelred,  I’m missing some I’m sure and I met some of the best people, and am actually really close friends with someone who was on Vikings. But, I would never take back by time in that fandom and I still do write Ragnar, Alfred, and Bjorn.  It gave me so so many people but so much development with @findablog and @contrecoeurs especially, along with a few others.

Star Wars, I am happy here, so I can’t say I have regrets. I’ve gone a little sour because of a few things, in the last couple weeks. Being gaslit and having people randomly soft block or block you out of nowhere is a weird feeling?  Sometimes, I feel like I want an exit interview but the unknown is better and there’s a situation that I’m just done crying over.�� 

Baseball, which for me is the Cubs and the Yankees.  I was born a Cubs fan. My mom has been watching them since the 60′s. We broke a 108 year drought in 2016, and when they weren’t producing, the fucking piece of shit, moronic asseating upper management traded the core of the team, which also included the face of the franchise, the love of my life Anthony Rizzo. I’ll always love the Cubs fanbase but I’ll admit that they became a bunch of entitled assholes after we won the championship. We went from lovable losers to jerks.  But, I had to follow Rizzo to the Yankees, aka the Evil Empire.  So look, the Yankees fandom is toxic af, they threaten their players family and don’t know how to be loyal but my fave is happy there, so I have to support him. So, I can’t regret it.

Have you ever developed an OC for a certain fandom?

Yes. I developed Marlene McKinnon’s older brother Marcus in the Harry Potter Marauders Era. He’s basically the only one. Many people can make fabulous OC’s. I’m not one of them. 

What are you looking for in a ship?

CHEMISTRY. I don’t like it without chemistry. I am well aware that Anakin has a canon ship, that he’s obsessed with, but if there’s no chemistry, I can’t and won’t write it.  It’s got to have that chemistry and dramatic pull.  I’m open to pretty much anything ship wise, but I have to have that chemistry.  He is 99% heterosexual so I do stick only to that, and Rex.  But, that comes to chemistry too. 

Do you tend to focus on shipping or do you not care at all?

I’m somewhere down the middle. Anakin is the King of Attachment.  I can’t have him not get attachment to people, because it is who he is. His emotions consume him.  But, unless there is a significant amount of chemistry (like with Anakin & Sabe), it’s hard for him to fall in love with not Padme.  

Also, I know everyone likes to think Vader has no emotions, but he’s capable of attachment too.  

But, I’m not here to write ships. Anakin is just a horny mess, and things happen???? But, his development and complexity is my first goal. 

[nflmvpmattryan]

Bad MLB Imagines #004

Imagine: Anthony Rizzo rolling you into Rizzo Wrap, and when you finally roll yourself free, he knocks you out with his bat

[y22ich]

Favorite MLB players?

Oh boy.. I have a bunch, but i’ll limit myself to top five. (in no particular order)

1. Christian Yelich- i feel like this one is pretty obvious.. but on the field he’s a fighter and a stud. off the field he is an amazing guy. his california strong charity with his teammates is just incredible too. also, his ig game is fire ngl

2. Anthony Rizzo- My CAPTAIN! as a cubs fan i have to love him. he is basically the heart and soul of our team. he always has a smile on his face, and just makes baseball fun. like his walk up song was “bad blood” by taylor swift for like two years. his smile is adorable, his puppy is adorable. all arouns good guy.

3. Mike Trout- i’m from jersey, he’s from jersey. his entire career he has been hof material and it’s incredible. like his numbers all around are actually insane. he definitely is someone special that we may not see the rest of our lives. also has a cute dog, too.

4. Freddie Freeman- a whole man. certified goofball. the reason why i root for the braves. i feel like he’s finally becoming a super star, and he deserves it. he is the face of atlanta, and i couldn’t imagine a better human being to be that.

5. Manny Machado- I know people don’t like him, but he was a huge influence for me when i played softball. I played third base, i wore 13. i wanted to be him. i literally would try to make the plays he made. so even if people think he has an attitude, i’m always going to have a soft spot in my heart for him.

[bohemianrhapsody86]

200 Things About Me (originally 200 Things You Can Put In My Ask)

I got this off of @rami-malek-trash - don’t know who the original poster was, sorry if it’s you. I’m bored and cramping and no one usually sends me asks anyway, so I’m just going to answer all of these myself 

200: My crush’s name is: Drew (Now boyfriend, but he was my middle school crush) 199: I was born in: 1986 198: I am really: cool 197: My cellphone company is: T-Mobile 196: My eye color is: green 195: My shoe size is: 9.5/10 194: My ring size is: 9/10 193: My height is: 5′6″ 192: I am allergic to: Nothing 191: My 1st car was: 2001 PT Cruiser 190: My 1st job was: Server at a local pizzeria 189: Last book you read: Startalk: Everything You Ever Need to Know About Space Travel, Sci-Fi, the Human Race, the Universe, and Beyond by Neil DeGrasse Tyson 188: My bed is: Not very comfortable. I need a new mattress, but I need a job first.  187: My pet: A siamese cat named Chico. 186: My best friend: Amanda  185: My favorite shampoo is: I like using Aussie 2-in-1, I also like using Shimmer Lights occasionally so I can keep my gray hairs nice and shiny.  184: Xbox or ps3: PS3 183: Piggy banks are: Cool. I have one that counts my change lol 182: In my pockets: Nothing because they hate putting usable pockets in women’s pants.  181: On my calendar: I marked where I started my period yesterday, and my boyfriends 32nd birthday is next Tuesday.  180: Marriage is: Something I want everyone to have the option for if they want it. 179: Spongebob can: use his imagination 178: My mom: is amazing! 177: The last three songs I bought were? Cool and Sucker by The Jonas Brothers, Don’t really buy many singles, just albums if I’m interested and their cheap.  176: Last YouTube video watched: Brooke Candy - Paper or Plastic 175: How many cousins do you have? Too many to remember 174: Do you have any siblings? Yes, an older brother and older half-sister. 173: Are your parents divorced? Yes, they divorced back in 1999 172: Are you taller than your mom? Yes. We used to be the same height, but gravity has taken a hold of her and squashed her down.  171: Do you play an instrument? I used to play the trombone in middle school, but that was 20 years ago. I’m sure if I ever got my hands on one again, I might remember a scale or two.  170: What did you do yesterday? Went around town job hunting and then bought a maxi dress at a local craft store.  [ I Believe In ] 169: Love at first sight:Yes 168: Luck: Yes 167: Fate: Yes 166: Yourself: Sometimes 165: Aliens: Yes 164: Heaven: Yes and No 163: Hell: We live there now. 162: God: No 161: Horoscopes: Yes 160: Soul mates: Yes 159: Ghosts: Yes 158: Gay Marriage: Yes 157: War: No 156: Orbs: Yes/No 155: Magic: Yes [ This or That ] 154: Hugs or Kisses: Kisses 153: Drunk or High: High  152: Phone or Online: Online 151: Red heads or Black haired: Black haired 150: Blondes or Brunettes: Brunette 149: Hot or cold: Cold 148: Summer or winter: Winter 147: Autumn or Spring: Autumn 146: Chocolate or vanilla:Chocolate 145: Night or Day: Night 144: Oranges or Apples: Apples 143: Curly or Straight hair: Curly 142: McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds 141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: Milk Chocolate 140: Mac or PC: PC 139: Flip flops or high heals: Flip Flops 138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: Sweet and Poor 137: Coke or Pepsi: Always been a Pepsi girl 136: Hillary or Obama: Obama 135: Burried or cremated: Cremated and turned into a tree or my ashes made into a vinyl 134: Singing or Dancing: Singing 133: Coach or Chanel: Neither 132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: Katherine McPhee 131: Small town or Big city: Small Town 130: Wal-Mart or Target: Target 129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Ben Stiller 128: Manicure or Pedicure: Mani 127: East Coast or West Coast: East Coast - never been to the West Coast 126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Birthday because it sometimes falls on Thanksgiving.  125: Chocolate or Flowers: Chocolate 124: Disney or Six Flags: Disney 123: Yankees or Red Sox: Neither, Cubbies til the day I die.  [ Here’s What I Think About ] 122: War: Pointless 121: George Bush: Better than the asshat in office now. 120: Gay Marriage: If I can get married to my boyfriend, the my friend Jerry should be able to get married to his boyfriend, Josh.  119: The presidential election: I hate that orange buffoon.  118: Abortion: I’m pro-choice.  117: MySpace: Always had trouble figuring out my Top 8 and what background I wanted to use.  116: Reality TV: Only thing I really watch are cooking competitions. Those are the only ones that matter. Not a fan of the Kardashians or the Bachelor/ette bullcrap.  115: Parents: My mom is amazing, my ‘dad’ was never really there.  114: Back stabbers: Asshats 113: Ebay: Hardly use it.  112: Facebook: Good to stay in touch with people you want to/some of the groups on there are awesome.  111: Work: Don’t have a job as of yet. *keeps fingers crossed I hear back from someone soon* 110: My Neighbors: Loud AF and nasty. I live in an apartment and the neighbors upstairs have so many kids and animals up there it’s ridiculous. I wish they’d leave.  109: Gas Prices: Ridiculous, but not as bad as I’ve seen it before.  108: Designer Clothes: Meh, not my style unless I find something in my size at Goodwill.  107: College: Been there, done that. Not really for me. Never graduated.  106: Sports: I like watching them, mainly baseball and basketball. The NFL can go fuck themselves.  105: My family: Love my blood relatives and my chosen family.  104: The future: It’s so bright, I gotta wear shades.  [ Last time I ] 103: Hugged someone: last night when my boyfriend came over and brought me my phone charger.  102: Last time you ate: An hour ago. 101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: At my bestie’s baby shower.  100: Cried in front of someone: Sometime last week 99: Went to a movie theater: When Endgame came out 98: Took a vacation: 2010 97: Swam in a pool: A few summers ago 96: Changed a diaper: 2007? 95: Got my nails done: 2007? 94: Went to a wedding: 1999 93: Broke a bone: Never *keeps fingers crossed* 92: Got a peircing: 2012? 91: Broke the law: I probably broke the speed limit yesterday at some point.  90: Texted: about 2am this morning.  [ MISC ] 89: Who makes you laugh the most: My bestie Amanda and boyfriend Drew 88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: my cat. 87: The last movie I saw: Ant-Man  86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: getting a job 85: The thing im not looking forward to: Interviewing for a job 84: People call me: loyal 83: The most difficult thing to do is: finding a job 82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: Yep, 77 in a 55. 81: My zodiac sign is: Sun - Sagittarius, Moon - Leo

80: The first person i talked to today was: If you count texting my boyfriend at 2am, then him.  79: First time you had a crush: Sometime in Elemetary School.  78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: my mom 77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: yesterday 76: Right now I am talking to: myself 75: What are you going to do when you grow up: I have no clue 74: I have/will get a job: soon 73: Tomorrow: Never Comes 72: Today: Is the day 71: Next Summer: Not here 70: Next Weekend: I have no clue 69: I have these pets: 12 year old 17 lb cat named Striper.  68: The worst sound in the world: My cat hacking up a hairball.  67: The person that makes me cry the most is: myself 66: People that make you happy: my mom, brother, sister-in-law, boyfriend, best friend. 65: Last time I cried: sometime last week 64: My friends are: amazing 63: My computer is: pretty cool and loaded up with Sims stuff.  62: My School: I don’t go to school anymore.  61: My Car: gets me there.  60: I lose all respect for people who: disrespect me or my loved one.  59: The movie I cried at was: Endgame 58: Your hair color is: salt & pepper 57: TV shows you watch: Legends of Tomorrow, Worst Cooks in America, Any cooking show really.  56: Favorite web site: Tumblr 55: Your dream vacation: Somewhere away from my town 54: The worst pain I was ever in was: when I had that ovarian cyst. 53: How do you like your steak cooked: medium 52: My room is: messy 51: My favorite celebrity is: too many to list  50: Where would you like to be: in bed 49: Do you want children: nope 48: Ever been in love: yes 47: Who’s your best friend: Amanda 46: More guy friends or girl friends: About the same.  45: One thing that makes you feel great is: music 44: One person that you wish you could see right now: my grandma 43: Do you have a 5 year plan: I don’t even have a 5 minute plan 42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: Kinda, not really 41: Have you pre-named your children: Nope 40: Last person I got mad at: The Dump, but that’s a daily thing.  39: I would like to move to: out of the US 38: I wish I was a professional: crocheter/crafter [ My Favorites ] 37: Candy: Butterfinger Cups 36: Vehicle: Don’t really have one 35: President: Barack Obama 34: State visited: Pennsylvania 33: Cellphone provider: Always been with T-Mobile 32: Athlete: Anthony Rizzo 31: Actor: Tom Hanks 30: Actress: Sandra Bullock 29: Singer: Freddie Mercury 28: Band: Queen 27: Clothing store: Lane Bryant 26: Grocery store: Aldi 25: TV show: Don’t really have one 24: Movie: Too many to count 23: Website: This black hole of a site 22: Animal: Cat 21: Theme park: Don’t really have one. I did enjoy Six Flags over Georgia when I went back in 2002. Dollywood is always fun but it’s been even longer than that since I’ve been there.  20: Holiday: Halloween 19: Sport to watch: Baseball 18: Sport to play: Nothing.  17: Magazine: Entertainment Weekly 16: Book: Harry Potter 15: Day of the week: Thursday 14: Beach: Virginia Beach 13: Concert attended: Jonas Brothers in VA Beach 12: Thing to cook: bacon 11: Food: bacon 10: Restaurant: Hmmm....don’t know that one.  9: Radio station: Classic Hits 102.7...hardly any commercials and they tell you the artist and song title after every song. 70s, 80s, and 90s songs.  8: Yankee candle scent: Don’t have one 7: Perfume: The scented oils from a local curiosity shop have some of my fave scents.  6: Flower: Iris 5: Color: Blue 4: Talk show host: Jimmy Fallon 3: Comedian: I’ve got several 2: Dog breed: Corgi 1: Did you answer all these truthfully? Yes.    

[cards-onthetable]

Please describe for me another scenario in which Joble dresses super fancy that isn't a wedding. Because I'm v interested and im not gonna say that maybe this dressed up moment occurs during a Break (where they still cross pathz??? Lol @ that z. It didn't autocorrect and I'm gonna leave it) but according to the margarita(s) I had, maybe it does. No that Doesn't make sense. 🤔 BUT I WANT THEM DRESSED UP AND ANGSTY AND HORNY and I'd like your Input on this scenario.

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Well an easy one is some kind of Event they/Jamie get invited to as the Commissioner’s Son. But I mean I already wrote that for Jamko and also I don’t know how it would work for them to run into each other in that context if they were on a break (WHICH UM,

BUT ANYWAY).

We’ve seen Jamie in a suit for Work Reasons before. So there’s a possibility. 👀 he’s helping on some investigation OR MAYBE ON HIS WAY TO MEET WITH IAB re: the recent inquiry about his terrible judgment/behavior on the job as a result of recent events in his personal life that he struggles to move past. Maybe Jamie was walking past the Greenwich or otherwise moping at a Significant Location and oh hey, there’s Noble. I’m definitely here for that one yo.

Or here’s an Out Of The Box option and it’s not my favorite (aka I don’t know how this could be included from Noble’s point of view, and also gross @ Jamie doing anything Noteworthy without Noble by his side) but since we’ve had this Discourse about dress blues lately. Maybe Noble sees a picture of Jamie online/in the newspaper, attached to some article about how Jamie earned some medal or commendation for like, saving a dog (who will be played by our very own Good Boy, Anthony Rizzo of course). But no that’s dumb. Moving on.

Why could Noble be all dressed up? (Maybe it’s because I haven’t had coffee yet but if they’re on a break it seems tough to contrive them both dressed up somewhere and running into each other.) Is he making Unwise Decisions without Jamie to talk sense into him? A job interview in the city? They’d talked about him moving back, he lined up a few things and couldn’t bring himself to cancel even after he and Jamie canceled themselves 😭.

OKAY AND HERE’S ONE MORE just for your post margarita(s) brain. Vinny and Bianca. On their way down a Promising Road if your last chapter was any indication. And those lovebirds can’t handle seeing our boys alone and miserable. So they each work their own end and arrange a secret meetup. Fancy restaurant. Noble thinks he’s meeting Bianca there at the end of a busy day. Jamie thinks he’s dropping off some paperwork about a complaint filed by an employee, and he’s been promised a free drink for his troubles. He walks in, takes care of business, grabs a seat at the bar. He’s moping over two fingers of top shelf scotch when a familiar voice catches his ear. Jamie looks around but of course he’s not here. He asks himself if he’s going crazy, this being the third time in as many days he thought he heard Noble’s voice. But he hears it again, and that unforgettable laugh charming the hostess as she seats him. He turns and looks, but only because he needs to assure himself he’s imagining things so he can finish his drink in peace and head home.

But he wasn’t imagining anything. And there’s Noble, in a dark suit over a dark dress shirt, taking a seat at a dimly lit table across the room. And there’s a strong tug, a sensation Jamie’s convinced he physically feels in his gut as he shifts off his leather stool.... 👀👀👀👀👀

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FBB 2022: Scrapping for 1st

Over the past two weeks, my team has slipped out of first twice, once by 3 points. Rick is working hard to make his team (108 Stitches) very competitive.  My team, though, my team has become less competitive. Franmil Reyes was so bad, he got DFA’ed by the Guardians and is not in the NL. So, that’s $23 that pretty much got wasted. Corey Kluber had been pretty decent for most of the first half, but he has gotten worse in his last 8 starts.  I put a question on FBT’s Facebook page as to whether I should cut him and pick up a surging Jose Suarez, but the two responses said no. One said Kluber had 10 quality starts this season. The problem was that those starts were at the beginning of the season. So, I dropped Kluber, but someone else has picked up Suarez. Next, I need to trust my gut and make the move. So, I got stuck with Chris Archer...again. Lance Lynn was also on the bubble for my team, too. His ERA is over 5.00, but he has been better lately and is striking out a player per inning. So, I’m holding onto him for now. Anthony Rizzo has cooled off some, dealing with a back injury. Andres Gimenez has been on fire and is approaching 15/15 numbers. I’m glad I got him over Rosario (who is playing well, too, but Gimenez has more power). Steven Kwan, while giving little power, is stealing bases. I picked up Nicky Lopez and he picked up 6 SBs in two weeks. Go Nicky. My $41 Trevor Story has been on the IL for the past few weeks with a broken wrist. With Reyes gone, I need Story’s bat in my line-up, but my expectations are tempered. On the pitching side, Luis Castillo has been great since I got him via FAAB. Alek Manoah has been very good. Martin Perez is coming back to reality, but is still over achieving. Sonny Gray has been solid, but not quite spectacular. One disturbing note is that Shane McClanahan is showing signs of slipping. Over the last 3 weeks, his ERA is approaching 5.00 and his K’s are well below 1 per inning. I would imagine he is getting tired and the Rays may start cutting his appearances.  On the closer side, I picked up Jonathan Hernandez and he has gotten me 2 saves. Gregory Soto has been a little rocky lately, but he is getting saves. There’s a month and half of baseball to be played and I’m currently up by 7 games. I hope it holds.