welcome to my lair ❂
my name is Titania.
21 y/o orc faery king.
black dyke harlot.
send me asks + DMs.
19+, mdni, men dni.
into monsters, size difference, and more. check my carrd for a more expansive list. limits and TWs are there as well.
can't believe i have to write this. racists dni. race"players" (who are also racist) DON'T INTERACT WITH ME. I WILL NOT DIGNIFY YOUR PRESENCE IN KINK.
if you're truly devoted...
my tags:
textposts - #from the temple
media - #the faery figure
"confessions" - #temple confession
answering asks - #answering prayers
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please
I know you don't accept prayers but I'll literally give you all the fish you want just make these people shut up for five minutes and let me sleep
May the calm of the Baby Me descend upon you and allow you to rest.
If that doesn't work, may the lungs of the Baby Me allow you to scream so loud that everyone shuts up and gives you a good solid 8 hours of silence.
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Interrupted...Again
I’m determined, Lord willing, to get my yard cleaned. Yesterday I was back out there. Knowing the temperature was going to be warm, I actually wore shorts which ended up being a problem. After all the morning routine was finished, I prepared to get started.
I walked across the yard, grabbed the rake then reconsidered. My carport needed to be cleaned and organized. As I backed my car out my son…
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Send 🍺+ a question and my muse will answer drunk!
Do you like storms? Air.
The air elemental takes a swig from a flask he has hidden on his person.
"hehe....well not really. I don't quite enjoy getting all moody like that."
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The Lord is unnecessarily gracious to idiots like me.
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WINGS OF FIRE IS FUCKING BACK
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don’t know if the dp writers have realized that queer audiences don’t see deadpool fondling the occasional ballsack and staring at hugh jackman’s abs as a hashtag diversity win. Or they just don’t care. Probably that. Anyway, hoping someday deadpool’s sexuality can eventually be fully explored- not only utilized for comedic effect.
The honda odyssey fight was super gay though.
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a belated happy 20th anniversary to yume nikki. thank you for all you inspire
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Lewis - IMOLA 2024, saturday
Lars Baron
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oh god, your boobs oh god oh my goood
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i know, that's how i feel about them too ♡ how abt a refresher? they're getting too big for this flimsy bra...
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Who fucking invented group projects. Can't be demons cause I'm pretty sure it was happening in heaven pre fall??? Because oh my you I have five other technologically impaired bossy people (I am one too) screaming into my ear about some damn presentation and refusing to let me talk at 10 30 at night before a holiday??????
I hate these people why are you preventing the death of the universe
That sucks, I am so sorry for you. Can you kinda grey rock it? Sit there and not answer until people shut up? Delegate, document, and carry on?
Tell them your company phone shuts off for holidays and duck out?
I'm pretty sure Mother invented group projects like She invented everything. You can't tell me the platypus wasn't designed by committee.
Gut yontif and may your colleagues stop giving you shit.
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girl dad satoru wearing a baby carrier someone finally did it !!!! 🥹🥹🥹🥹
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Kindness is universal. Sometimes being kind allows others to see the goodness in humanity through you. Always be kinder than necessary.
Germany Kent
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