#answering my scrumptious little pookies

[tachimichishrine]

hi! I just wanted to drop in and thank you bc your blog single handedly made me love tachihara.

(It also started the hunting dogs brainrot for me ahhshwhsjkske loving them is so painful bc of how underrated they are)

anyways thank you thank you thankyouhshshdh for opening the door to my tachi hyperfixation

you’re the best <3

OH MY GOD THAT IS THE HIGHEST COMPLIMENT IVE EVER GOTTEN ????? SCREAMING HYSTERICALLY RN WE'RE FINALLY CONVERTING THE MASSES TO TACHIHARAISM LETS FKKIN GOOOOO

bro believe me, I. GET. IT. like i'm not a super big writer n i can't draw if my life depended on it but i cannot STAND the lack of tachi content and felt that it was my duty to act

picture this: two years ago, before s4 (so the hunting dogs n doa anime appearance), i was OBSESSED with all of them. jouno n tecchou are doing much better now and i (rightfully) see nikolai everywhere but i stg tachi deserves sm better,,, he's literally the underrated of the underrated even though he's THE MOST GUY EVER N I LOVE HIM SM

you're very welcome boo ♡♡ one small step for this tachi shrine, one giant leap for all tachi lovers !!!!!!! ur msg made my day omg no no you're the best ಥ⩊ಥ💞

[missuswalker]

DUDE I requested the volleyball reader one and oh my god I’m so fed it’s so good got me kicking my feet giggling cackling sweating bro (thank u cat emoji anon for requesting a part 2 ily) idk how u have such good brain thoughts to write allat

Would u be opposed to a fic of mysterion x f!reader who’s kinda like spiderman 🤔🤔🤔 omg what if it was similar to miraculous ladybug where they’re friends irl and Kenny’s all flirty then but when they’re in their superhero roles it flips n the reader is the flirty one instead?? And maybe they fight against Leslie or something sending a robot army man idk u can literally write whatever and I’ll eat it up fr fr THANK UUUUU

MEOWWW MEOW MEOW NEVER OPPOSED TO MYSTERION (and ikr, cat emoji anon is so scrumptious 😻) (i love frequent anons, they're like my best pookies) (also i love all of your ideas 🤭🤭)

don't know her // mysterion x fem reader

✮ summary: being the walmart spidergirl of south park has it's perks, especially when you get to hang around mysterion all night (pt two here) ✮ warnings: mentions of blood, kind of short (read a/n)

"Hey, I'll call you back later, sweetheart, I've got some shit to do," Kenny interrupts, giving me a 'bye'. I knew exactly what that shit was too. I've known Kenny for years and I had kind of caught on to the fact that he was Mysterion.

I take this as my opportunity to slip into my suit, pulling my mask over my head as I slide my window open, climbing onto my roof. This was just about my nightly routine at this point. Talking with Kenny on the phone until midnight, then meeting up with him as Seven.

The backstory of the name name originally came from Kenny himself. Well, came from Mysterion. Kenny had no idea that I was Seven. Basically, Mysterion asked for my superhero name, though I didn't exactly have one. After telling him that, he named me after the building we were behind which happened to be a 7-Eleven, and it kind of just stuck.

Walking down the alley Mysterion and I usually met in, I see that he's already there. "Seven, you've gotta stop coming out here, I've told you too many times that it's way too dangerous for a rookie to be out at night."

I put my hands on my hips, looking around. "You say that and then still wait for me at the same spot every night. You'd miss me too much if I stopped showing up," I tease. "Don't flatter yourself. I come here because I know you'll show up and get yourself into trouble. Don't start thinking I have a crush on you or something."

"Then who do you have a crush on? Must be a real treat, huh?" I snort, taking a seat on an empty crate. "I don't see how that's any of your business. It's just a girl from my school anyways, you don't know her," he sighs, kicking at the dirt. "I'm just curious," I defend, throwing my hands up in mock surrender.

I felt a little upset, though, that the girl has a good chance of not being me. "If I tell you about her, will you stop coming out here at night so I don't have to babysit you anymore?" I think for a moment, trying to figure out if I even really wanted to know.

"Sure," I answer, deciding I might as well. He sighs, obviously not thinking I was actually going to agree to it. "Okay, well, uhh... her name is Y/n. I've been friends with her for a really long time, and she's hot. That good enough for you?"

Well, damn.

"Nah, I'm still gonna come out here." Mysterion groans, pinching the bridge of his nose. "Well, nothing is happening tonight, just go home." I shrug, beginning to walk away. "Fine. I'll see you tomorrow."

"No you won't. You're gonna stay home."

"Keep telling yourself that."

a/n: GUYS IT'S SHORT BECAUSE THERE'S GOING TO BE A PART 2 🤯🤯

you have to remind me, though, bc i'll forget 😻

next one will have the fight scene and seven's mask gets pulled off + romance idk

not proofread (ill do it later i swear)

[tachimichishrine]

Also (same silly that requested the impatient tachi confession) I LOVE YOUR WRITING STYLE AND THE WAY YOU PRESENT THE READER IS JUST AMAZING XIXOX

DEAR SILLY ANON DO NOT GROVEL AT MY FEET FOR NOT ONLY ARE THEY UNCLOTHED AND MY DOGS ARE OUT, BUT YOUR REQUEST HAS BROUGHT ENOUGH LIFE TO MY SOUL TO FUEL AN ENTIRE NATION FOR THE COMING CENTURIES

Iowkey i love presenting reader as a badass,, thou shalt not stutter thou shalt make him whimper and blush and ofc thou shalt be a shameless simp. i know of no other ways that are acceptable.

[tachimichishrine]

THE NEW THEME IS SOOO GOOD ??!!?!?# IT'S AN EYE BLESSING

HOLDS YOU TIGHT AND SHAKES YOU AGGRESSIVELY THEN SMOOCHES THE TIP OF YOUR NOSE AOOUGGGHHH THANK YOU???

[tachimichishrine]

exploring the new set up and it’s so cuteee omg, and stop you’re literally feeding the tachi lovers, i love and worship you so much for that. cant wait for “comfort” and “in the rain” 🤭🤭

TYSM I LOVE YOU AGH (I poured my sanity into making the theme and I don't have much of that left... tachi save me... tachi.... save me tachi....)

writing it out, I realized just how many reqs I had??? HELPP THEY'RE LIKE 75% NSFW TOO but omg i'm so excited to write the stupid cliché fluffy stuff

THANKS AGAIN FOR UR SUPPORT BAE YOU'VE BEEN A REAL ONE IM GLAD I COULD SERVE YOU AND THE REST OF THE TACHI LOVERS 🥰🥰

[tachimichishrine]

Merry Christmas <3

THANKS BAE ♡♡♡ i don't celebrate it but yk what? happy holidays everyone!! and for those who don't celebrate any holidays rn (me included), happy days!! and for those who don't believe in the labelling of feelings and/or the existential presence of joy, days!! and for those who don't believe in plurality, day!! and for those who don't believe in the construct of time, !!

honestly though i'm kinda offended I woke up today and tachihara wasn't under me my non-existent tree smh

[tachimichishrine]

hey bae

I love ur writing idk why I literally stalked ur page until u posted another tachi virgin fic

Never stop feeding me tachi content PLSSSSS❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😻😻😻😻🤞🤞🤞

HEY BAE 😉😍🤗😏😫🤑🥵🥶🤪🥳🤠

the tachi virgin series is so self-indulgent to me like i'm convinced if i work it enough it'll become canon (i'm delusional)

BUT AWWWWW THANKS BBY jsyk i stalk anyone and everyone who drops a like, follow or wtv like if u interact w me i'm abt to find out your whole legal name and address it's how i show love and appreciation i think....

NAHHHH IM COMMITED NOW ENJOY UR MEALS BC IVE GOT MORE OTW 🏃‍♀️💨💨💨

[tachimichishrine]

Your writing is soooooooo good, I am in love with it.

WRONG. you are in love with me, and I'm in love with you so come off of anon we can make out passionately.

[tachimichishrine]

Been a while since you posted, Hope you're doing alright !! ❤️❤️

IM DOING GREAT TY FOR CHECKING IN DARLING ♡♡♡

i erm... i just had major surgery ehuheuheuheheheuh... +exams comin up so unfortunately i've had to take a lil break from writing BUT !! I have 7 requests in the works (yall have such smooth brains the ideas are SO FKIN YUMMY ARF WOOF BARK GRR) that WILL eventually come out, hopefully in ~2 weeks assuming I do not die by stabbing myself in the eye with a pencil out of frustration >///<

[tachimichishrine]

THE NEW THEME IS GORGEOUSSSS

TANGO DANCES W YOU PASSIONATELY THEN SQUEEZES YOU TIL U DIE THANKS POOKIE ♡♡♡

[tachimichishrine]

PD: I love everything you do and I'm happy to know if you are also Spanish speaking 💕

¡¡muchas gracias cariño!! mi español no es el mejor (de verdad lo entiendo mucho mejor que lo hablo-) pero hay tanta gente que habla su segundo o tercer idioma en línea y no sé por qué más personas no hacen posts en sus lenguas maternas ?? (verás que parezco decir las cosas en slang muy extraño, es porque tuve 3 profesores de español diferentes y cada uno es de un país único ajajjaajaj 😭😭)

[tachimichishrine]

HI i requested the fem!tachi. Thank u so much... never stop incorporating car sex into your fics

JDHFJHDAFIHWDJSW dude thank you for loving fem tachi i stg she does things to my brain,,, unimaginable things,,, the kind of things that land you in laboratories to study your illness,,,,,,,,

!!!!!! SINCE YOU SAID SO, I WILL ABSOLUTELY NOT STOP i've got a lot of fluffy tachi drafts rn but once i get back to smashing him against every piece of furniture in sight Im 10000% throwing more kinks at yall.

ps FEM TACHI WILL BE BACK!!!!!

[tachimichishrine]

miau

guau guau guau

[tachimichishrine]

Why make out with that anon when I’m right here

SORRY POOKIE WOOKIE SCRUMPTIOUS LITTLE BABY DARLING HONEY BUNCHKINS I DIDN'T MEAN IT

[tachimichishrine]

Rereading the tags of the fic requested (AMAZING PERFECT BEST THING EVER) I agree with you on y/ns in fics not having any sort of education or academic job it’s about time we university students/graduates get recognized (also I’m not a chemical engineer I’m a psych student but stilllllll, formal education)

WAHHH I'M HAPPY YOU LIKED IT (/▽＼)

i myself am a uni student (engineering if you couldn't already tell —biomedical eng w/ specialisation in mechanics and yes it is as horrendous as it sounds) but realistically i can't make myself write for a reader who has nothing except a partner in their life. makes me wanna gag when they're like "you were waiting patiently for him to come home" shut the fuck up no i wasn't. i was either collapsed on the couch mumbling about my job, struggling not to burn instant noodles or so deep in studies that i can barely formulate words.

buttt obviously ik that's not the case for everyone and sometimes we wanna forget our massive debt/anxiety so i'm down for indulging in a waitress situation every once in a while. the more specific your asks are, the better. btw as a psych student u should diagnose me with wtv tf is causing my desperate need to absolutely ravish a fictional man.

[tachimichishrine]

nav, tags and filters!

pls pls use this to be able to sort thru everything! I do write, but since this is gonna be a tachi shrine, I do reblog all the lovely content I can find out there for my littlest guy ο(=•ω＜=)ρ⌒☆

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